if you plant a garden and all the fruits and flowers and shit are coming up straight up out of the ground like perfect cylinders that go all the way up into the sky as far as you can see, then you might have done something wrong and now youll have to put wooden stakes into the sides of them to create a minecraft parkour type challenge so you can climb your way up to the top of all your shitty plants that you planted wrong and get to the little city that lives at the top where every resident is a little field mouse who speaks backwards or should i say squeaks backwards lol. anyway youre going to get some riddles or shit from the first mouse that tries to talk to you but you can basically just ignore that guy and go find their king and you can use your relative enormous size to demand all the wealth of the kingdom which is mostly just counted in little balls of fluff which is basically entirely useless for you so you can just totally humiliate them all by taking the balls of fluff and chucking them off the side of their little sky city and make them all cry real bad then their tears will help make the ground wet again so when you climb back down the shitty cylinder plants you can tear up your whole garden and plant new plants watered by the tears of the stupid little field mice you just absolutely eviscerated. and if the plants come up triangles then youve fucked up even worse and im going to come kill you for being such an idiot fuckup.
