So. Big ol #deathrrankin' that honestly I might add onto laterr. Usual tags apply: #death#gorre#violence#blood and a new one: #clowns Rritual culling. Orr churrch based culling. These tend to take a few forrms, so I admit I'm doin' a prretty brroad umbrrella herre folks. Alrready gone overr th' main methods in my otherr posts. But if ya ain't awarre, most of what clowns do is beheadin' and blunt forrce based deaths. Now sometimes they might change it up a lil. Maybe you'll be hung orr you'll be given somethin' that makes ya laugh t' death. Whateverr's funniest in th' moment. Thin' about these deaths is that even though th' act itself tends to be rreal nice and quick, all that lead up leaves ya scarred outta yerr pan. Makes it a lil harrd to apprreciate th' speed of a beheadin' if yerr spendin' a wipe waitin' ferr it. Then again. I spose that's th' point, ain't it? It's usually prretty efficient. Clowns don't like t' waste enerrgy wherre they can help it, and they don't wanna waste th' blood they'll get frrom you. Starrs help ya if ya got a rrarrerr blood colourr, cuz therre's everry damn change they'll keep ya alive and bleedin' ferr theirr murrals. Th' beheadings arre a rreal spectacle each time and I gotta admirre th' grrace they brrin' to it. Th' perrforrmance of it. Ain't nothin' like seein' an executionerr do a whole trrapeze show beforre they brrin' th' blade down on a neck. Th' anticipations a little difficult, of courrse, but they'rre rreal masterrs at it. Ain't everr seen 'em miss. Th' bludgeonin' though...that ain't grrace. Naw, that's a show of forrce. Yerr gonna get that if they gotta prrove somethin' to someone. Might be a youngerr clown who ain't learrned yet, orr they need an example. Hell, they might just be mad at you. But they know how to maximise th' pain herre. How to make it so ya won't die ferr as long as possible. They toy with you. Don't rrecommend it ferr deaths-by-clown. Most otherr types'll be a display in a way. Might be of a new weapon, orr rraw strrength. Used to be one bloke who could just rrip someone's pusherr outta theirr chest with his barre hands. Didn't need a strrife specibus ferr that. Sometimes it's prroof that they learrned some new skill. Those beheaderrs gotta starrt somewherre rright? Dependin' on th' rritual, ya might be therre a whole. Seen one execution prre-show go ferr a human week beforre. Poorr buggerr nearrly died of dehydrration beforre they got him. Ah- and th' chucklevoodoos. If yerr susceptible, some arre powerrful enough to wipe yet pain. Experrience identity death n all that. Orr you'll feel this purrple fog in yerr head beforre ya walk off a damn cliff. They'rre dangerrous, but it's kinda harrd to kill someone with just that alone. Specifically as when ya walk off a cliff, it ain't th' voodoos that gotcha at that point. Overrall? A 6/10. Gorrgeous beheadin' prractices but th' rrest brrings it down a fairr bit.
this is very interesting !! thank you for the research !!
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