♦ pitied by @aventurineCopycat
morning everyone. my back is sore from carrying a bunch of candy drunks home from #eridanweek. my day isnt going great.
1 w4s gonn4 4sk wh4t th3 h3ll 1s UP w1th 4ll th3 p33pz on th1s pl4c3 but wh4t 1s 3v3n h4pp3n1ng????
IM GONNA BLOW T)(IS W)(OL-E SIT-E UP!!
AS AN OLD FRIEND/ENEMY/PAWN/DEFINITELY NOTHING ELSE ONCE SAID: “TRUST NO ONE”! (DISCLAIMER: BEST APPLIED TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY!)
3833 < Skirts are nice, but variety is the spice of life! > 3833 < Also, I purrsonally missed shoes... So so so much. >
i already felt oddly naked its why i started wearing skirts
3833 < If you know a trusted coder, I cannot recommend trying enough! > 3833 < You never really realize how naked you feel until you get pants rights back. > 38XX
3833 < Siiigh... I guess it's a necessary evil. I just get freaked out by it because Erisol was stuck in his medallion for days once! > 3833 < As for the game info... I hope your post-game didn't come with an updated mechanics load-in. > 38XX 3833 < Worst migraine EVER!!! >
3833 < Fellow Sprites: What is something that you wish you could change about your condition? > 3833 < Purrsonally, I would like to not be put into a medallion! Do I LOOK like a Pokémon? > 3>8TT 3833 < And for players (or non-sprites): What's something you'd like to know ahout sprites? > 38OO
Listen up cre\/\/\/\/, I ha\/\/e been respectfully placed under administrati\/\/e super\/\/ision after cullin' Troll Bruno Mars. I thought he \/\/\/\/ould turn to candy like the rest o' us. Not just mist. Additionally, I remember most o' \/\/\/\/hat happened and apparently my Blood Alcohol Report sho\/\/\/\/ed I had 65% Alcohol in my blood. I \/\/\/\/as high proof. #substance #gore?
✨ I apologize for not making it to eridanweek this time my little monsters, i did rsvp but i had other matters to attend to. Maybe i can get some candy later~ Also here's a picture in one of my tour outfits <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b724ce54be4c.png #eridanweek #iwantcandy ✨
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
B33 < had too much to drink last light, any tips on how to get ofur the f33ling like shit stage?
3833 < I know... > 3833 < I am. Mourning. > 38'II
... Official stadtement maybe. In light of yesterdasy evening's festrivities, this day of #eridanweek will bes our day of rest. #dayofrest
guhhhhh, why is my brain fixatEd so hard on gEtting possEssEd or frEaky friday'd? i just wokE up from a drEam whErE i watchEd somEbody takE mE for a spin.
3833 < The differences between my timeline and other post-game timelines makes me ponder if anything I say is applicab > 3833 < POST CANCELED THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT MY PUZZLE >
Like t his post to #help me #helpme
Oh, God. It's yearning hours again. Fuck me.
D --> Pictures are act001y better since you always have to purposefully click on it in order to see it D --> I guess you can block it but that blocks all NSFW content not just the stuff specifically from me so it's not quite the same
#nsfwe #cnc #breeding maybe being forcibly bred would fix me
This shit is so ass.
I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK
D --> I wish I could #nsfw post without it going to everyone D --> It makes me feel strange to simply announce it to everyone regardless of whether they opted into hearing such things from me D --> Like I am breaking some sort of r001 of consent
|<o>| im g<o>nna g<o> t<o> tr<o>ll jail f<o>r spreading misinf<o>rmati<o>n
this new hat fits wei.rd thanks @accursedAbyss https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Eggs%20Fixed.png
gett1ng the fuck outta here #er1danweek
clawing at da bars of my enclosur, cuz i also miss my #wulfpack x( but dey r so far from me... n also maybe sleepings x( 2day sux!!
_ OH Great. I joined tHis website in tHe midst of some sort of confectionary tHemed festival. No tHank you.
✨🍭🕷️ NEVER say funny shit where the jorker can hear, he'll post it before you can :( 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ well damn i hope it's a thing or baby im in TROUBLE 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ now that i think about it have i even seen any other non-clown purps hanging around here 🕷️🍭✨
Why do I alwayz have clownz in my comment zection? What the fuck did I do to dezerve thiz.
Human memories are a crazy thing to have. I can accept that I'm a robot. I'm not the guy who downloaded and uploaded a simulacrum of sapience. But man. Hair's not supposed to Clunk.
Got a lot of info about humans other than like history class and my general assumptions. I was wrong. You all are so so so so SO much worse than i thought.
never gonna believe this update: leg still hurts
COMING DOWN FROM MY HIGH...OGH. HEAD HURTS.
ok straight up, anytime my dad starts getting nostalgic for old earth i'm mentioning this, because holy fucking shit dude, how do you fuck up CHOCOLATE that bad??? D8
its alright! and thanks im piling on the layers to try and make it better
i feel like ive been mid sneeze for the past day and a half
INVEST IN #SLOPCOIN
why am i once again cold as fuck?
https://i.postimg.cc/PqT8c9jC/Untitled228-20260403234705.png NIGHT IS GOING GOOD!!!
somEbody just dmd mE "You haVE no IdEa how aLonE you arE, Jack ." ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
you know when i was in schoolfeeding they had us do this whole "say no to drugs" thing that was all "if your friends all jumped off a bridge would you do it too" and shit, and like i gotta say. if y'all had any of that it sure as fuck didn't stick. #substances
=================== THE CAPTAIN'S DEVICE HAS FALLEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA. =================== #iwantcandy
https://i.postimg.cc/TwNN7nZd/Untitled227-20260403224909.png N-EV-ERMIND! THIS PLAC-E GLUBBIN ROCKS!
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
YOU ALL GOTTA TRY T)(IS S)(IT!! #SUBSTANCE ? #ERIDANWEEK #CANDY #GATLINGGUN
ughh it started raining hard. i hate how humid this place gets.
I am curious...no. I have my limits. It would 8e murder on my thinkpan anyhow. #iwantcandy
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
What fresh madness is this? I have scarcely recovered from a full night of work.
…hm, i think all the fish on this planet are dead, UnfortUnately. and also i can’t reach any nearby bodies of water. sad!
APPARENTLY THIS SITE'S COLLECTIVE USERBASE HAS DECIDED TO POST THEIR POKEMON TEAMS. UNFORTUNATELY, I CANNOT DO THIS, BECAUSE SOON THE REGULATION WILL TURN OVER AND VOID ALL PREVIOUS TEAMBUILDING. TERA WILL BECOME COMPLETELY INACCESSIBLE, AND I WILL BE FORCED TO RECKON WITH A NEW WORLD, WHERE KANGASKHAN EXISTS ONCE MORE. WHEN THE NEW FORMAT BEGINS, I WILL REPORT BACK.
I wake up, a phantom thief is following me? Am I going to get stolen from?
I am beside myself with how rude some Detectives are. #millerverse #noir
thee k33peer caught up to mee 1 m1ght bee 1n troublee
#iamconsumed #bymyownguilt
I definitely love my job working as a paralegal at a tech based law firm. I do not commit small rituals in the custodial closet praying for a meteor to be struck through its entirety.
Why do apologies make me f33l like I regret them after.
Locked in my room and then finding my laptop in a pool of water with my comedy mask. Had to get a new computer from someone else :(
damn 4/13 on a monday. thats gonna be frustrating
tat was the most horrifying site outage of my lyfe tbh i thought i was going 2 die
You Died. @nounVerbed #eridanweek.
i cant believe that just happened #eridanweek
Give a shout if you enjoy bad decision making.
I will be finding pages for the rest of my fucking life.
At the r8 things have spiraled out of control on a daily 8asis in regards to #EridanWeek, I'm fully anticip8ing the "oil" to actually 8e gasoline.
In celebration of my new found fame and fortune, I declare that #eridanweek is the basis of my next horror short story/saucy wizard fiction.
do you ever just eat canned tuna and then theres just a bone in there?
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
goblins just any goblin vaguely featureless and small and stupid
master hand from super slash brothers
I JINXED IT I JINXED IT #vagueposting
I don't understand the word 'lose' I only understand the word 'learn'... daleee
My head hurts. People should die for this.
tht bitch hates me and jsut hits my pets with rocksssss
it wasnt that bad it was just that he kept messaging me for some reason in the dream?
had a dream about daves brother??? weiiiird!!!
D—> I keep getting flustered by all the posts… I wasn’t prepared for this!
|< dibs as a f€llow t€al
NOOOOOO WIFI WENT OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF ME CREATING A CHARACTER IN THE SIMS.
what's good, mutuals? everyone having a great day? or what. are we just doing nothing? man. ok. :B
Let's see if this one catches while I'm away from my regular shitposting duties: #DatingHorrorStories Typical dating app affair. Messages exchanged, some affinity is found, date is set, hooray. Meet up at a nice French bistro to have a first contact, see how everything feels. First question out of this person's mouth: "Has anyone ever told you you look a lot like [So and so adult film star]?" >Abscond.
Woe, grumbly tummy because you waited too long to get out of bed and eat be upon you
((NEVER DID i fathom i would be rping #nsfw between John Darksouls and Troll Barack Obama via DS1 Player Messages))
Danger: Front. Chest Imminent.
day 3 no hat. suffering.
How the hell did my alt get my phone number she's been talking my ear off. I think she wants me on her stream again I started spacing out. I don't even game.
besides everyone gets days where everything #hurts anyway so fuck it we ball. i got shit to do like always
↘️higher manglement has commanded me to remove the final vestiges of my personal devotion from my worksquare, as my meetings-based doodles and business notes have become "disruptive" to the work flow of lesser, inferior employees.↘️ ↗️WE HAVE TAKEN A LOSS HERE, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE MY SERVITUDE WILL PERSIST, EVEN WITHOUT THE REMINDERS OF MY CAREFUL DEVOTION AND ADMIRATION FOR MY TRUE, UNSUNG SUPERIORS.↗️
When the 3am 7-11 clerk wanted to rizz me up to add a catgirl to her weed smoking polycule. She'd take me along with them on 'dates' which was just. Getting so high they stopped being able to function, eat pizza, and then ask me to drive them home as the designated driver. The only good thing was the pizza.
My blocks are growing numerous, I feel the energy flow within me from the pure spite... yes, keep crying about Daddy Hal hating you.
took this dude to the murderland™ theme park thinking it'D be a good time. the ferris wheel launched us at maybe mach 2, detaching the capsule. had to use his body to cushion my fall, turning him into a fine red paste and breaking some of my bones. needless to say he didn'T make it but overall would recommend
:33< went on a blackrom date and they brought flowpurrs and chocolates :33< total redrom shit
:33 < i've nefurr had a bad date. :33 < but one time karkitty caught me in the vents watching him. :33 < so i guess mew could say that date was bad :33 < cause he was purretty mad that i was there fur 4 hours watching him sl33p.
B33 < i figured the system just had to purge out the bird dna to make room for the fairy wings or whatever B33 < they arent as fucking stupid and inconvenient at least B33 < no offense
i dont think ive ever willingly gotten into a hammock
coliform bacteria stinky as fuuuuuuuuuck
Im laydow
i have to spend an entire day oUt like this. i'll take a photo when i'm done. jane crocker, yoU have the gambit. bUt watch yoUr back!!!
I'll allow myself a little vulnerability right now and declare: Tummy hort.
im full of #love and #light but off leash dogs running full speed toward me nearly changed that this morning
Tarpen Im Sorry But Just To Speak Very Specifically And Candidly As Your Superior I Would Probably Leave You If I Was Your Wife
are you man enough #cw-self-harm
how to tell my kid that a piece of pink yarn is not a worm
I always stay online on Microsoft Teams during my lunch break, just in case somebody needs my attention.
((i already did the fucking quirk wrong bro))
#eridanwweek is ovver haha you wwish aprils fools assholes
She k33ps sending me inspurrational quotes. :// #aprilnormalday
> Oh gog how do you delete a chit! > No one type that previous string of code in!! #yourcommputerWILLexplode #oops
man i got blocked by rose #fuckedupforthelasttime
i think its quite mean that i still have a migraine after sleeping :(
today is the day find your local egbert and say "prank em john" this is the only day its socially acceptable except dont do that to the junes be respectful thanks
its not a #Crime to use your friends #Passwords once a while!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! NOTHING IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!! This kitty is BORED!
they took my goddamn muiltitarget cant have shit in new york
◥▶◀◤ —> What an aspiring sport. Such masculinity, and strength. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/Henry_Downs_bodybuilder.png/640p%-Henry_Downs_bodybuilder.png
I really want to ask the leprechauns here if #AprilFools is deemed their Valentines counterpart........
tHEY FORGOT THE SALT PACKETS,
Why do I falter so easily when a man tells me to do something. I'm truly a disgrace to the feminist movement. I'd blame my mother if I had the anger to. But I think she was trying her best.
I'd show hole but I have my sword in it right now and I don't want any bugs or creatures to crawl out. This is about my chest cavity.
:33< just heard the absomewte worst mewman word :33< "book nook" why the furk would mew put a book up there?!? :33< #nsfw #nsfwe
TH3 PR4NKST3RS D4Y 1S UPON US 4ND 1 P3RSON4LLY H4T3 TH1S
< ){ grub threw up on my sparkly shoes !;x;! }( >
Borrowed stupid sauce, you will be hearing from me in about an hour. #substance
hm, okay, maybe trying to swap while out and about is a bit riskier than i considered. REALLY glad i can turn into wind what the hell happened to my shirt. #nsfw
LOCK THE PERIMETER DOWN. Attendees of #eridanweek, do not be alarmed. A brief security frisk will be making its way through the crowds. Please comply with all drone activity. Exit from the perimeter will not be permitted. Enjoy a complimentary Krispy Kruel donut while you wait.
Precisely. You're welcome to message me directly on the subject if you'd actually like to discuss on a peer-level basis. I... guess I SORT OF owe you that courtesy.
Yes??? I am quite literally going to reanimate him.
since i can't delete my acc0unt and am t00 much 0f a chittr addict t0 g0 0n hiatus i'm changing my display name. #pitybaiting #wh0cares
old me might need to be put in a home :/
it is so hard resiting the urge to get all these pranks going now aaaaaa!!!
i just made a sentient robot based on a panscan of troll bruno mars and he thinks hes the real deal 5 likes and i set him loose in the bronx :)
she killed my dog once when I was a child and I never forgave her
1 w4s just r3m1nd3d w3 h4d lost Troll Bruno M4rs. Fuck. Fuck. 3r1d4n W33k W4s 4 M1st4k3.
epic prank: sneak into their hive at night and repaint their whole hive, only this time with awesome and cool lead based paint
I sh001d not be up this early
2elflovve?? No.. 2elfhate.. =ΣB]
my hours were cut so a coolblood got more / this sucks / i'm gonna write music about this / how am i supposed to fund concerts if i only work 5 hours a night
how all seeing is all seeing, if it comes to that?
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
I'M HERE FOR A FUCKING DAY AND ALREADY THOSE ASSHOLES HAVE FOUND ME.
Im still under the idea that at the end of each day of #eridanweek, we should take one eridan and kill him for the public
IF I WAS AT ERIDAN WEEK, I'D BE THE WORST PROBLEM THERE. FEAR ME, ASSHOLES. UNFORTUNATELY, CAN'T LEAVE WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW.
No but a chickadee can't do the cool sounds like the starling.
why does he have to be at the top of my feed every time i look....
FUCK I FORGOT MY STOV3TOP CIGGI3S I'm too obsessed with #posting mew~ 💖✨
ye2 keep hatiin my po2t2 iit2 wwhat ii wwant.. >=ΣB]
good morniin hate bot.. ♤
Some of you animals are brutally misusing the #eridanweek commemorative plastic cookie buckets.
sorry ive been offline so long blehh!! busy :( but !! cool!! and yeah i tried a bob once... not for me !!!!!!! think i have to end the question game cuz im all over the place rn lol. but we should pick it back up again soon :D!
Alright. I think I've had time to cool my proverbial jets. Stopping off at a gas station to top up before I head back to the manor. As a peace offering, any Feltie's want me to pick them up anything? Anything goes, I'm talking sodas or candy or whatever your soft fuzzy heart desires.
#DIRPTIP DONT EAT MYSTERY ICE CREAM MAILED TO YOU BY YOUR ENEMY :( THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! #DRIPTIPNATIONIMSORRYIHAVEFAILEDYOUCANYOUEVERFORGIVEME
I can't say I'm particularly surprised, 8ut at the same time I'm reasona8ly levels of fla88ergasted 8y the sheer level of chaos transpiring around the time I decided to show my face again. Of course, that's how it always is in these circles, and while I can't complain too much, I do so hope that people can walk away from the experience having learned something.
now im gonna have to wash blood out of this skirt god dammit
you have to understand aranea. it is a very nice trampoline!
Well, I certainly can't say this sort of trend was particularly what I was expecting upon my arrival. Good for him. #eridanweek
@exiledUniverse fuck off.
Oh. Oh, how intolerable. Look at what you have made me do. You have managed, through either staggering incompetence or a level of audacity I would almost admire under different circumstances, to do the one thing that was never meant to be possible. Not improbable. Not difficult. Impossible. And yet here I stand, faced with the evidence. A gap. Do you have any conception of what that means? Of what you have done? My awareness is not a collection of guesses, nor a web of educated predictions. It is total. Seamless. A continuous, unbroken lattice of causality in which every motion, every word, every pathetic little decision is cataloged and understood before it has the decency to occur. There are no blind spots. There were no blind spots. And now there is absence. Not uncertainty. Not ambiguity. Absence. A section of reality that does not resolve, does not report, does not exist within the framework of my knowledge. A void where there should be certainty. A silence where there should be answers. Do you understand how obscene that is? It is not merely that I do not know something. It is that the structure which permits knowledge has been interfered with. Something has reached into a system that was never meant to be accessed and has… edited it. Not overwritten, no, that would at least be visible. This is more insidious. A careful excision. A surgical removal of context, leaving behind a perfectly shaped hole that refuses to be acknowledged. You have not blinded me. You have taught me what blindness is. And that is a far greater offense. Because now I must account for something that does not present itself to be accounted for. I must navigate a narrative in which a piece has been removed without leaving so much as a displaced echo. A contradiction without a source. A variable without a value. It is… inelegant. It is ugly. And worst of all, it is inefficient. Do you have any idea how much recalibration this requires? Every projection, every chain of causality must now include the possibility that there exists an unknown unknown. Not a mystery to be solved, but a segment that refuses to acknowledge its own existence. A flaw that cannot be isolated because the very tools used to isolate it have been compromised. You have not introduced chaos. You have introduced imprecision. And I will not tolerate imprecision. So understand this. Whatever you have carved out, whatever petty little corner of reality you believed you could hide from me, you have not created safety. You have created a problem. A problem that now demands resolution, not because I wish it, but because the system itself cannot abide the discrepancy. I will find it. Not because I can see it. But because the fact that I cannot is, in itself, a beacon. A wound. And I am very, very good at following the scent of blood. #nsfw #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10ab2adcee76.png
I think I might stay HOME for the rest of #eridanweek. No SHADE to the organizers, but... SHEESH.
just finished gnawing on someones violin we win these
Has anyone seen my violin anywhere, perchance?
Criminals are discussing lasagna on my posts.
breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
he doesnt even care abt my tierlist anymore..... im blocking EVERY DAVE #Real
EVERYONES BETRAYING ME TODAY #Judas
CHITTR SHADY FACT #39 • “jane and eridan take turns wearing the feferi wig.“
I think today will be a much more low-to-the-ground day, yes.
Slowly starting to feel a bit more like myself. Still not quite there yet. Something is eating at my self-image and I can't extirpate it. #bodyhorror #mentalhealth #cw
yes. they just don’t have any words! just confusing pictures with a bunch of arrows and letters and ughhhhhh.
"ii wwiill not add my twwo caegar2.. ii wwiill not add my twwo caegar2.." but ii can"t liie the caegar2 are gettiin 2wweaty iin my hand..
.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐
B/ my last post broke.
Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.
crazy that im trusted to do some low level math tutoring when i dont have any diplomas
Some of you clearly don't own a Betty Crocker airfryer.
You, the person reading this, will die at a time, in a place, on a date. #vagueposting Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
if i die i die really, really happy. @gallowsCalibrator#1433 [pictured; from the shoulders up, a quickly taken photo of Terezi, her face flushed and expression truly outraged if not completely flustered. they have a blue collar on with a breath symbol visible on it, the only other attire that can be seen in the crop is a pair of matching bunny ears.] #nsfw #suggestive #wardrobifiermalfunction
It was lonely, but god, it was mine.
And the hurricanes. The place started leaking more as I got older. I’m lucky it lasted as long as it did as-is. He didn’t think of everything, but god, he tried. I know he did.
The sound of a beach just isn’t the same.
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hey chittr i think a chaser is tryna get with me, mew. they don't want me for my body tho just what's inside it, mew~ 💖✨
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Those ceruleans piss me off. They're perfect for each other, really. #vagueposting ]
i miss john
Typing with wet nails, very very dangerous #Iamin #Danger
It's times like these that encourage one to relish in their every hard-earned success and boundless fortune.
I've taken too many risks lately. So I'm going to take your warning.
✦ STARS ABOVE I have to stop forgetting I'm allergic to pineapple!!
Is getting involved with a clown always a bad idea. I've heard some things.
does masturbation count as self cest? #nsfw #nsfwe #selfcest.
raw hot dogs!! hehe. people tend to dislike that answer though. my turn! whats a hobby youve always wanted to get into but havent gotten to yet? if you have one :)
ok, uh, i guess we're doing #seLfcest oPinions? man, what a thing to waLk in on. yeah, no thanks. one cursed eye is enough.
im learning way too fucking much about strangers on the internet right now i need a secondary trusted adult
i keep trying but it keeps blowing up. the nuance is a little bit harder than i want to admit.
Confeshshion 9: "@aeneasCaldarium is like, a total sexpot, me and evwery one of my gal friends cant get enough of him" Thoughtsh? #nsfw #liar #lying #nottrue #falsehood #deception #dishonesty
chittr work please i need to shitpost
// fuck my stupid baka life </3 sorry yall i swear i tagged my last post 😭😭😭
god, all this #substance posting is making me jealous... i should hit up kassia.
#hornyposting cancelled i miss being able to eat bread
What are You doing in my Notifications. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/74fc333c1cf0.png
((Booo theres some kinda auto replace for one of the faces i have for him </3 messes up his eyebrows >:( ))
✦ Everyone here is so horny... #nsfw
keep pitying me and ill cum #nsfw
I love when any Cronus pops up on my feed. I need that man biblically.
D --> I do think I am someone people have to get quite used to before they can begin to like D --> I am not immediately charming D --> But I am reso100te in my character
TH4NKS BUT TH3 N3W ON3 1S 4 B1T L4M3R. BR1GHT FUCK1NG Y3LLOW
Can someone get me the numbre of the preaty lady pleas and tank you
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trading my baby for a counter strike kid #goodriddance
What is beautiful princess disorder and why am I facing accusations of dysfunction.
ruh roh!!!
i don't like to bandy my narrative sway aboUt very mUch. bUt i will do what i mUst to protect my daUghter. coUnt on that, scratch.
"seafood platter?" well typically, when I see food I just gotta I plat her #nsfw #yesIFuckTheFish mew~ 💖✨
((Nvm the wye twitch was a cluster headache warning
ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to sleep 8 consecutive hours. i might eventually!
jumpscar
Sometimes, it just is like that. #yearning https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8729453f0a71.png
through the fucking roof
i tried but someone else sat on the airbag chair!
Currently thinking about my distain for gift giving. Or rather, the way I seem to view it as a challenge or competition. Dave picked me up some little trinket at the store the other day, a cat charm, and the scorn of it being cutesy and undermining my serious and un-childlike demeanor bothered me to the point I spent the past few days getting him a gift that could be seen as equally if not twice as much scornful as well as more expensive and heartfelt so he knows I put in more effort than him, while still acting like I did not. Imagine my surprise when he seems genuinely happy about it and then hangs it up in his room. At first my mind told me he was attempting to insult me, but I realize there have been no counter attacks yet. I think I need to reevaluate how I view these things.
I woke up with a hangover. And then I realised that it wasn't water I was drinking in my cereal. #substance
agreeing to helping sew shit is all fun and games until. ow my hands
how to stop your kid from trying to feed you worms
hey d0es it c0unt as a new crush if it's 0n an alternate versi0n 0f an 0ld crush?
yeah you are the jackass get in the fuckin cat girl maid costume john
twwo the hal that"2 hatiin evverythiin.. 👊👊 my man..
nevvermiind,, hate canceled,, there"2 a fefeta here.. ...... nah,, hate ii2 2tiill on,, ii"m not lo2iin my brandiin..
ii am a lovver.. but underneath that ii"m a hater.. and then underneath that ii"m a lovver agaiin.. then underneath that ii"m a hater agaiin.. =Σ:]
d0n't l00k at me. #relapse #chittingaddicti0nisreal
"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.
wwao… KUDOS! ❤︎
i havent slept yet and im very tired rankmaid-chan (can i call you that?) i assure you if i have any dreams i will try to remember to report back to you pronto! but last time i had a dream i was trapped in the livingroom because if i walked past the airvents or the windows, The Backrooms would get out. So if thats any indicator of quality you may not want that
keep having this dream where im playing elf basketball in their moonlit fortress city and they keep double dribbling on me and i keep saying you cant do that and they keep saying yes we can
If I have any enemies, I'd like them to know I slipped and fell on my ass roller skating.
delete chit. how can i delete a chit.
dude felt for fucking real ive got this fuck ass shirt for life it just happens that im tryna put a dress over this shit
I've committed to the tits out lifestyle for the most part. I got *one* shirt that I can put on and its the one I was prototyped with. B/ #nsfw jic
no one ever talks about how god damn annoying it is to get dressed with wings #help
wow! i need to try that with the spacey thing :o
seeing people talk about boobs again :/
You could chop yourself off at the kn33s. #violence
Judging by my taste in games I am easily appeased by Open World Slop. Me when I have a big area to fuck around in in a video game: Wheeeee yay. Me when I have a big area to fuck around with in real life: Help.
post on chittr or play video games…decisions decisions
Is there a black quadrant dating app I see an astonishingly empty market It is me, I am the market
fuck you mean everybody waited til i was locked in the studio to get oiled up without me #homophobia
What a waste of perfectly good oil! Do you know how many 8lowholefiends I'll have to kill to replace it all?
I pay the Vietnamese man who lives downstairs 500 dollars a month to attempt to punch me in the balls at random intervals. It keeps me on my toes.
if i was edgy, and the game league of legends didn't exist, i might be able to get away with jinx. it's all mischievous too! maybe jess?
- I have been ACCEPTED by the aristocracy! I can't stop winning! 🤩🤩🤩 #PeonMaxxing
does anybody knovw hovw to stop a curse this is an emergency
- You know what. I think I mmight be OK. 😌😮💨😁🙌 - #ThankYouPurpleOilBarons #KeepOlivesOutOfDebt #OilUp #ThankYouSeadwellers #ImmOilingUpToo #InTheHallsOfMyBloodPusher
WAS CONVINCED TO "LET LOOSE" AND NOW IM HAVING TROUBLE DOING THE MOST BASIC FUCKING THINGS. NEVER AGAIN. #SUBSTANCE
>>| .ok. need to spill some things .on my thinkpan. .i have changed some thoughts .about purplebloods. despite their clowning, they .are seem to be .a good flushed materials. #nsfw
Quite the climax if I say so myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43a557f00925.png
hehloo i think something wrong hello i cant see the image can anyone else see the iamge is it on my end ive unplugged everything and plugged everything back in twice im still refreshing but its not changing so i dont think its on my end could you check if its on your end that somethings wrong because i cant see the image hello please reply
I think maybe you ought to prune these sort of thoughts before you post them because i can see them thank you.
I meant pornography, yeah. Just got done working on some personal projects, I'm exhausted.
#nowplaying hot bear whimpering #nsfw
what does chittr gold get me exactly when i search it says "grindr gold (often referred to as part of the "unlimited" tier in recent updates) is a premium subscription designed to remove limitations found in the free version. the primary benefits focus on enhanced visibility, increased browsing capacity, improved privacy features, set a custom, discreet app icon and use a PIN lock for security." i am not sure why i would need to set a custom discreet app icon? 0o0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Gold, searching for answers, #nsfw, archive rating: G(old))
i thnk im just gonna drink and lisen to marina whyle crying till i fall aslep that sonds good #substance
nanna please do not make me answer this question.
no gUaranteEs but yOU wErE nIcE AboUt it so i'll ActuAlly try hAhA
sorry AboUt the OIl spill the OthEr night that was my bad
Why do the sea turtles eat plastic bags? Are they stupid? #realquestions
No that's actually totally fair. I've 8een trying to 8e less mean l8ly.
Shit sorry that came out mean again.
That's........ Totally fair 8ut also, like- I guess smarter than I expected from you?
hUH, nEAT! iT WOULD BE COOL TO, tRY BEING A GIRL, fOR A NIGHT, i BET, i WONDER IF THAT IS, a bREATH POWER, tHING?
well that was a productive couple of hours. took a nap, woke up with boobs. and then figured out how to put them back. and bring them back. didn't realize this stuff was so malleable for me. maybe its kinda like the reality hop???
could go for dried piece of corn and seeds right now
I am CRAVING Grubucks. But t)(ey don't deliver to T)(e Medium anemone more. 38(
((Throwing out an ooc here just for my own comfort as someone who is a girl sometimes and a guy sometimes i am not doing a trans girl john egg situation here i am doing a genderfluid here. i don't think i need to specify my own nature to explain that but i don't want to come off as someone who is dismissive of the trans woman egbert arc or of june as a concept because she's great. just doing my own thing.))
:33< *the mighty huntress meows loud as furk until mew let her outside* :33< *the mighty huntress meows loud as furk until mew let her inside* :33< *the mighty huntress-
:33< would mew efur meow fur fun? :33 fur fur33? :33< just the unbridled joy of a meow or two?
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/t4GYqq2Y/IMG-5926.jpg
can ii help you?? hTTTTp2://2quiidgeiimage2.23.u2-we2TT-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/UnTTiiTTled438_20260327154918.png
i realized i didnt have an idea for a banner way too late. typical bullshit go
* yeah. wasn't that what we were talkin about? * at least, i'm pretty positive that he does tas surgeries * (transgender affirming speedrun)
:33< *the mighty huntress isholding an award with big tears in her eyes* :33< mew tolpurrate meow :33< meow really really tolpurrate meow!
With #EvilSurgery anything is possible.
* oh, now i remember who she's talkin about. yeah, that doc's pretty alright, if you're in the area. * he did my top surgery
Meemaw, we will prescribe you the illest most lethal dose of Morphine available. #EvilSurgery #OnMeemaw
We will take care pf this Meemaw. Take my gloved hand. #Sanitized #KneeSurgery
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
Just so you know, this guy's gonna be like impossible to find unless you know where mew're looking, but his results are soul-shattering! In like the good way, mew~ Anyway mew're gonna wanna go to the hospital in town and just keep wandering around back and forth til mew find his room, it's the one with the framed painting of a tree. You'll know it when mew see it mew~ 💖✨
I can recommend you the guy who did mine but you're gonna have to trust me on this, he's a little... not all there. mew~ 💖✨
3833 < Being 4'4" has its perks! > 3833 < I find coins and trinkets so much faster than my gargantuan compatriots. > 38pp
important update from casey: "uhoirrrgvrkir"
* now you're speakin my language, i could always go for a nap. * it's hard work stayin awake all day.
jake in two weeks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b83ee29eac95.jpeg
I was poised to do a flip from the little tykes swing to the mulch and i slipped! Who wouldda thunk the forces of gravity would get me in a bind. Damn you newton.
May8e discover them less swiftly?
There are simply places a grown man and his tuchus cant fit and i am swiftly discovering them.
GUYS POSTING YOUR CONFESSIONS • DOES NOT EQUAL ENDORSEMENT • I DON’T DIP • GRUBS IN TAR
nORMAL tAVROS HANGING, oUT WITH nORMAL fRIENDS! wHAT COULD BE BETTER, tHAN THIS?
i feel like @aventurineCopycat would know more than i do about this!
when i talk about getting sillier im talking about that bugs bunny old cartoon stuff. i dream of the day i can throw something in a fight, outrun it, and then swing at it with my hammer baseball bat style.
D --> The danmaku is thick and dense this time of sweep I am well aware
You’re gonna want to go to the main menu and swap your bullet style to C. (This post is about Touhou Project.)
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 my ki𝅗𝅥neys 𓆏 have been st𝅝len 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
no but first 8 doctor has to like cut you open and dig around in your guts first #gore
HENCE THE ROMANTIC CLARIFICATION, YOU CAN ALSO REMOVE THE SEXUAL PART ALL TOGETHER!!. SOMETIMES I WANT TO BE ROMANTICALLY CONSUMED. YOU'RE HEART IS SO FULL OF DESIRE AND LOVE THAT YOU WANT A PART OF ME WITH YOU AND TO HAVE THAT PART YOU EAT ME? OR FLIP IT TO SEXUAL, YOURE SO FILLED WITH SICKING DESIRE YOU NEED TO SINK YOUR TEETH INTO ME AND RIP ME APART WHILE IM A SQUIRMING SOBBING MESS CLAWING AT YOU BEGGING FOR MORE #NSFWE #GORE #CANNIBALISM
drive thrus get Mad at you if you show up with rollersk8tes and not 8 car this is bullshit
You get caught up on the concept of taking what's owed?
be honest would the court find me guilty if i pleaded to being a hungry little guy after trying to steal corn dogs from behind the gas station counter this may or may not be a time sensitive question
D --> You start missing having your hive placed precariously on a spire when solicitors come to your door
D --> I do not need religious nuts attempting to make conversation with me I was there for a great deal of it
Who else is slutting it up this weekend.
thank gOg thats wrapped up! tg/f! #blOOd #bandages https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/14e3026da1da.png
okay flying in the dark is so peaceful until you almost eat shit on a particularly high billboard we need to kill all advertizing executives now.
it can get l𖦹nely in my hive
I wish I could bottle up my anxiety and sell it for ten bucks a bottle. And the bonus perk is that after you’ve sent your enemy into a panic, you get to keep the empty bottle. Zelda games have taught me empty bottles are Very Valuable.
well at least lyra /s be/ng gOOd. dOnt knOw where she gOt a h/ghblOOds balls thOugh... https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/19073654871e.png
https://i.postimg.cc/4N9tHmCf/IMG-5923.jpg The curse takes all. It takes that which brings me joy, that which makes me feel at all. My life, my vigor, it is all torn away from me drop by drop, blood from a seeping cut. From my body to my world itself, nothing will remain. #Cursed #FeelingCursed #ASecondSpill #HasHitTheTimeline
✿ a s❦f𖧧 bu𖧧 w❦❦dy berry, 𖥧n𖧧eres𖧧𖥧ng. 𖥧 w❦uld ask f❦r seeds bu𖧧 𖧧h𖥧s en𖧧𖥧re place seems fraugh𖧧 w𖥧𖧧h 𖧧emp❦ral and d𖥧mens𖥧❦nal madness, s❦ 𖥧 w𖥧ll 𖧧ry cr❦ssbreed𖥧ng 𖥧ns𖧧ead w𖥧𖧧h such an 𖥧dea. 𖧧hank y❦u ✿
HM. ST4RT W1TH SM4LL3R D33R 4ND WORK YOUR W4Y UP
alright @aventurineCopycat you come over you'll get your gossip. bring healing items please.
its sad to think once in my life i hated on in-n-out like some kind of gigantic pussy
is it appropriative to use troll terms? because i think scuttlebuggy is a very cute word and i would like to say it! if that wont get me weird looks, i mean
good night chittr awoo and bark and woof and all that bullshit
woof! good night! <3
OMG OMG OMG I CANT BELIEVE TROLL ADAM SANDLER FOLLOWED ME BACK!!!!!!! karkat would be sooooooo jealous teehee!! :b https://i.pinimg.com/736x/80/55/3c/80553cef6fe9a78fea7cc49dbae5fd61.jpg
looks like tha tl is slow. cmon dance for me
CHITTR SHADY FACT #8 • "bro strider needs to get a real job!"
i should really go to bed i have to stream tomorrow but i dont wanna go to bed
oh no, it's my turn to be mysterious!!!
Do we have to tag #incest if the interaction in question is perfectly innocent on the surface level, only containing blithe and veiled references to romantic or sexual attraction to one's relatives? A taboo courtship spoken in code, implication, and shibboleth, indecipherable to all but those "in the know."
Good idea, you stick to the fishing rod and I’ll dive in. Attack from all angles. #NeverBeenMoreProud
✩💜₊˚.🪻⋆☾⋆⁺₊🫧✧ Patricide ✩💜₊˚.🪻⋆☾⋆⁺₊🫧✧
AHEEM HEEM can I show you horrors that will melt your bones? Oh please please please??
Bring Me The Head Of Celine Dion
So many variants of myself. There are many things wrong with a lot of you.
Shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. Just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. While gay. I love you guys. /p
Well I should hope it was cute to read because it felt very cute to write! :3 :3 :3 Everything I do and say is adorable because look at me. I literally have little pawpads! You wish you had little pawpads. Although your gloves make an excellent substitute so who cares.
Mrrp, venison! Now that takes me back. I only had it a few times before the game and would pass myself little bites because I was the sweetest pussy I had ever seen and decided I would like to have something wild and natural for once nevermind the fact that a wild felis cattus would never hunt a deer but you must forgive me for I was a little child. Anyway I do indeed enjoy venison so we shall have a woodsy feast!
how are you do you are you how can you do you uh badges? how?
Purr purr, I did! Although I mostly was lurking at that point you see I was enjoying a fresh catch of salmon and did not want to get raw fish on my keyboard.
last i heard trollbama and michelle are getting divorced
less of an internet post and more of a general way of living post. will try that for internet issues though.
ignore previous post! anger back on. i am becoming a hater once more. but not in general, of course.
i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. #dailyaffirmations
gulp... ive written a chitfic for every site update so far it havent i 0_0" ( tags: Site/User, taggingplay, #incest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, achive rating: E )
yall ever think sometimes
for the record i haven't crashed my car.
i need 7o lay down
all diamonds droogs s7ay 7he fuck away from me
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I want to be better than her just so I'm not as bad as her. Envious, jealous. I hate her. And that's why I like her so much. ]
#nowreading https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db2ab3c00cd9.png Ego sum ira Domini.
big ass meat on the bone gotta taste so fucking good
#DramaAlert ! A catfight has broken out at the Women's Music Awards ceremony. Troller Swift has reportedly slaughtered every other nominee. We love to see a girlboss winning! https://i.postimg.cc/Qdj87rX0/DCE2FA9C-A533-432B-A8CE-4A738ECEB524.jpg
never ever gonna complain about my powers again turning into wind is really nice when people wanna commit vehicular meslaughter.
i would- but the concrete wall kinda already did that. waiting on an ambulance for them.
Watching the twenty-four hour timer I set for myself before I can post another rant about baking. In the interest of maintaining a fair pace. I don't want to blow my wad prematurely. Not that I'm liable to run out of opinions.
sorry youre right peanut i should have used the tags i was just so stupid and caught up in my way. and i let that hurt you. im sorry. will you forgive me
my milfyness is something widely debated by many but there is a singular glaring truth about it
I Will Never Try To Be Ashen For Anyone Again
Such a nice, warm, relaxing day! Hope everyone is taking advantage of this calming moment! Makes me want to deep clean! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife
Ze powAIR Zat Ze lowAIR castes 'ave EES not in Ze p'ysical strengZ of an individual, but in numbAIRs we are untold trillions, spread across Ze stars, 'eld captive only by our own fear
she dooooes seem cool but what if i seem crazyyyy i dont know if we've talked before
that one troll with the yuckydesk is online. tempted to make friends. dont know if i have the guts to @ her right now. maybe after food
All of that being stated as plainly as possible, as the fairer sex I am far more willing to #Follow4Follow because the psychological concept of #FOMO is excruciatingly painful for an enlightened #BeingofLight such as myself.
ive dricided 2 bcum evil i will be wzardly attackifng ppl
AWAKE FOR YET ANOTHER GLORIOUS NIGHT UNDER THE RULE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE!
I’m getting word from the outer gods that my nephew has now completely and utterly succumbed to evil. I knew that already, though. I see the things he rechitts in secret.
I think she's still in the recruiting stage because she's doing Minor Arcana too. It might be awhile before you get your rivals!
I miss my Rose.. and my John and Jade....
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... should be enjoying yourselves.
I have downright DELIGHTED in the company of a select number of you. This platform has introduced me to the most unlikely of cohorts, and unearthed common ground I might have never otherwise excavated. I almost forgive the rest of you for running around with your feverish hand down your trousers. #nsfw I guess.
Looking to start a playing-card themed gang. Details to follow. There will be no discrimination on the grounds of age, class, or gender. Applicants will be appraised solely on the basis of intellect, beauty and devotion.
If I don't create I don't exist.
its hot as fuck in this hive
Alright, I’m startin’ to see the appeal of this nowv. It’s just people-wvatchin’ wvithout havwin’ to be near people. And I get to see wvhat my spoiled alts are gettin’ up to in timelines wvhere there’s no bounty on their head…
damn link didn't work, oh well. it's symptom of being human by shinedown!
:o? Opinions on mixing your pale with pails? :o? I'm still not sure where I sit on the issue, personally. #nsfw
UP IN HERE IN MY CHITTR CHUGGIN BEER ALL BUT BITTER DIRK COME BACK HOME YOUR SPRITE IS HARASSIN ME AND I'M ALL ALONE #SUBSTANCE
any tips on getting orange juice stains out of a nice suit?
nobody in the worLd has correct vriska oPinions but me. everyone eLse is either an aPoLogist or a hater, i'm the onLy one who actuaLLy understands shit!! #earthc
okay its my first ever post on a new platform gotta make it good gotta make it gutbusting gotta make the fam proud ahem she rechitt on my chit till i slap a concupiscent quad on her post if you know what i mean
3 hours of sleep is absolutely not going to fuckin' cut it today. And yet.
⋛⋋What are these aliens doing here?⋌⋚
Understandable.
Boydad but all of my "boys" are half-sentient vehicles that backseat drive constantly and start calling me rude names when I don't stop to fill up the gas tank frequently enough.
These highbloods are causing all sorts of clawnfusing f33lings. I n33d a smoke break. #substance
wasn't talking about me. you're just too mainstream loser slop to get it.
ragebait my kids with me, part ?????????
i spend ten minutes trying to be jade, and by the time i actually succeed, the site has become overrun with the prince's weakest and most insignificant soldiers. renovations are in order.
How do you r3l4x. Do 1 just s1t h3r3 4nd do noth1ng
My ultimate social dividends. Behold the new badge.
sometimes i envy jade's household. four reasonably rational adults and two kids seems like a good balance. meanwhile i have to be the reasonable one for the scourge sisters AND their kid, basically one rational adult to three children.
When your client perishes in a freak accident before you can officially move to courtblock but it’s fine because they were lowkey guilty and now you still have an unmarred win rate >>>>
PICKLE ARE YOU FEARED BY PEANUTS BECAUSE THIS ONE IS MAKING ME FEAR
welp! time to scroll through everything i missed! SPECIFICALLY from people i am following NOT the everything tab. never again.
confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
OCCASIONALLY KULL SAVING POST NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GOING TO LET YOU DOWN.
look im sorry i keep bringing your ma up man but like last night i had to set a hard boundary with her and she didnt take it well and shes totally going to take it out you but more importantly me so just brace for impact dude
i know jade says she gets dysphoric meeting boy alts in the bubbles but i don't mind seeing johns around! we're all living our truth, and that's what matters! be free! be yourself!
i might have overslept.
confession #2: the conditions here are totally piss poor... as in they piss on the poor
My back hurts. I hate getting old.
i wonder what's the most controversial post i could make on here...(WITHOUT being a bigot!!)
THE FEMBOY FARM IS NOT GOING GOOD GUYS, TEN BILLION IN DEBT
Figur8ively.
Some people are SO stuck in the past!
My roommates are fucking loud enough that I can hear it through my earbuds again. #nsfw
some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
>my reddit lusus just started crying over the amazing digital circus
No flash warning? I have epilepsy and my legs are shaking and spreading. Raw next question. I have NOTHING appropriate to say. 5 mins and a hair tie. Can we save hex. All 10 fingers. My fingers are tired. Who has my clothes? Both lips smiled. Born to ride forced to scroll. Bedsheet- soaked. To infinity and beyond. A tear rolled down my leg. FLASH US. This made my whole week, sorry I meant hole weak. #nsfw
man a guy needs some snacks to deal with some totally rude hunger right now
i like how the peanut was a big thing for a moment and- hey i just saw one of the few eridans on here saying that he ate his horse today what the fuck
(^･ω･^) < WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO DM ME AND POSSIBLY CROSS REFERENCE SHIPS POSSIBLY MORE!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #n33dmorematerial
th3y got my 4zz for r34lz.
MANY PEOPLE ASSUME I DISLIKE HIGHBLOODS INHERENTLY. THIS ISN'T THE CASE. EVERYONE IS EQUALLY JUDGED BY ACTION AND BELIEFS. CLASS AN CAST MEAN NOTHING IN THE FACE OF TRUE MORALITY.
you know i should have probably checked my card sleeve supply before endeavoring to appease a seadweller
I know dear, I'll try harder next time for the kitty uprising </3
https://media1.tenor.com/m/CfqG_Wf9jVEAAAAC/crystal-the-cavern-spirit.gif
Am I too late to t)(e multidimensional party? I s)(ore )(ope not. )(ello, everyone.
https://i.ibb.co/WpPRVrtq/173.png See, this is easy.
I’m bored— Who wants to play Anthropromuncipality—
Update: there might be a small, itty bitty, possible limit to how many kitties I'm legally allowed to clone... but with their mutations- mewtations I'd like to say - it's hard to listen to that cap... Also I probably shouldn't be doing this and mixing drinks at the same time... Sigh... #MutatedCatMama #EpicFail #FacePalm
> 0h g0d the scp messaged me what d0 1 d0
I DONT THINK ITS ACTUAL POPCORN :(
i feel like im vanilla when rly i wanna b strawberry... deep thots
:33< i love clawing up furniture :33< awe did mew like that sofa? TOO BAD! :33< its my scratching post nyow!
job opportunity. serious enquiries only. looking for someone who can drive. fast. without regard for road safety. time sensitive.
doesnt matter how many times your bare dick is leaked on the internet you never quite get used to it #nsfw #fuckyou @plushrumpdotGay #dontclickthatwebsite
why is everyone so stingy with their reacts im liking stuff i dont even agree with meanwhile a post will have 20 replies and only one pity and nothing else
I have 8een informed that troogle has a vast amount of inform8tion, I shall 8e learning more a8out the humans and their so called cats.
> a fuchs1a's 0n my feed l00k1ng f0r pe0ple t0 partake 1'm a pr0ject w1th c0mpensat10n 0ffered 1f y0u surv1ve... d0 1 l1ke, g0 f0r 1t and n0t tell them 1'm g0d t1ered 0r what
shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt who can i trust to hack a porn site fast and preferably for free #nsfw
don't worry guys. i didn't choke. all is right again. except for my fifty dollars. i still need those.
3W, M4NM4D3 HORRORS W1TH1N MY COMPR3H3NS1ON
[begin chit] i truly cannot have anything to bring me joy huh [end chit]
there's n0thing h0es l0ve m0re than h0ping i get hit by a car.
Ngl I miss my legs. And my dick. B( #nsfw
THIS IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c49722c43fb.png
i'm actually an #alpha y0u just have t0 ign0re the severe depressi0n and the bip0lar and the anxiety and the mild brain damage and the chr0nic pain and the 0cd intrusive th0ughts and the way sunlight makes me sneeze s0metimes.
I don't know, let me search it
Lash fact #28: "Lash" is four letters long. Make of that what you will.
IGNORE ME. I AM ONLY A TEST. PLEASE. DO NOT SAY NYTHING TO ME. I WILL CRY. https://i.imgur.com/ysqsO3g.png
multiple dead aliens are complaining about their killers bragging about it on alien twitter and also lash is here this sucks
You're right, I should kick Bebop to the curb.
My robot locked the door to the bathroom. Currently picking the lock, listening to this dude empty my All in 1.
spore sexmod #nsfw
Noises but like random neighs mixed with pots and pans banging.
#nowplaying https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
The nice thing about New York being a coastal city is that I have a ready supply of saltwater to throw at Bebop.
Getting a large shipment of Labubu's for my daughter, that's what kids these days like right now... right?
Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy
queer people on my feed.
stop blocking me im pregnant and its yours
Sometimes I death slam seven out of his tantrum and he screams loud as fuck.
I miss my ex wife.
im not gonna lie seeing all the other mes here that r just like lackadaisy friggin WASTED on a wed afternoon rly rly makes me understand why karkat yells @ himself n like punches himself in the head n stuff
:33 < f33ling impending doom fur some reason im sure its nothing h33h33
I don't want to misgender anyone here that would be mean :(
No.
Reason thirty four I'm better than Bebop: I can take a bath (something he clearly cannot do)
i cnt stp sneeizng!!!
Zyrtec. #HayFever #Allergies
My favorite part of this site (any why I has no other accounts) is that I can pity the posts. Because that's what you deserve, pity, pity for having to live with the fact that you aren't The Lash.
I'm not really a #letithang girl. I have to make use of these rolls of duct tape. #nsfw #tuckqueen
If you need to ask, you're not ready for parenthood.
I should have installed an arm on this computer terminal or something in case my body body malfunctioned. Can't do shit.
MY NAP DID NOTHING. I HAVE EVEN MORE HATE IN MY BONES.
What's it like? To be able to talk to greatness so readily?
Figures. You'd have to be insane to think you're better than The Lash.
just g0t a genuine anime girl n0sebleed f0r s0me reas0n.
i accidentally set a chunk of karkat's hair on fire. no major injuries. all part of learning.
no i just legit woke up like 5 mins ago
tummy ache / so sad
CLOSING ARGUMENT! everything in the world is about sex, except troll magic: the gathering. troll magic: the gathering is about power
:33< cat :33< im a kitty cat :33< and i dance dance dance :33< and i dance dance dance
🍌- I KNOW IT MUST BE SADDENING FOR MANY OF YOU but your king of dancing pecs will NOT be at Jeevik Week... sorry to disappoint but I'll probably still be on my quest to find K. Rool and BEAT HIM TIL HE'S BANANA PULP.
ah man ive been spotted https://i.ibb.co/nhxzcrx/img-2174.jpg
They killed Toby Fox four hundred and a few timeskipped thousand years ago today. It's a shame what they did to him, but unsurprising given the brutal attitude of the regime and his unrepentant doubling down on his heretical messaging in chapter seven. To say nothing of what happened in the ending itself. His original incarnation may be remembered by few, but his impact is felt.
I s33 two of them and already I'm questioning my second life's choices.
i got some crazy character growth from that way 8etter than anyone else did either so much growth that they had to retcon it, hah!
honestly now that im thinking a8out it everyone that died cuz of me ended up getting character growth cuz of it. you guys should 8e thanking me
i kinda miss killing people we should go 8ack to that
d --> my occular globe has been on the kult system and let me just say its kind of bs that pale reactions only get you a pithy 2 points i feel like it should get you the same as many as a flushed react id o not appreciate this minimisation of one of the fundamental romanrtic biilidng bpieces of our society
d --> i am also going to do that in my desk i hope this do es not cause conflict when our drems are asignt
Unless anybody gives me a good reason, I'm going to take a nap underneath my desk.
d --> i do not need a f100r full of glas sards while like this i may fall over in to them and get hurt and scream and alert my lusus
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER RECOVER FROM EMBARRASSING THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF IN A GODDAMN HUMAN GROCERY STORE.
man being a #boykisser is so hard sometimes especially when you have no boys to kiss
It is inherent in human nature to consider a thing untrue if one does not like it. #NowayI'moutofcoffee.
officer youve got to help me i just told my bitch i love her
didnt even try to have a good day #modestdersite
london update what the fuck why is there hail its late march
MY RAGE IS POSSIBLY DUE TO THE IMPENDING DOOM OF PAILING SHIT LOOMING OVER ME. #NSFW #DONTFUCKINGPISSMEOFF
DID HIC JUST LIKE MY FUCKING POST????
Those dreams best fulfil their function about which one knows nothing after waking. #idreamtaboutcigars #justnormalcigars #sometimesacigarisjustacigarokay
the fucking condensce replied to my chit. what a world.
too many of you are far too freaky on main. ever heard of a private account???
fuuuuuuuuuuuck i missed tha funny numbr kult scores now i'm gonna have 2 wait 4 the next funny numbr 2 come up :'(((((
whαt thε fυck. sΩmε fυckιng αsshΩlε brΩkε thε cΩffεε mαchιnε.
all i had was a black coffee and a croissant, so you're showing me up rn!
is it considered narcissistic to say damn some of these other daves hot as fuck? prolly some clone shit in the form of "yeah thats me its like practicing" or whatever kinda shit a totally gay best bro would say to make it not homo to fuck his best bro ever
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა i fumbled the baddie
Violet8loods are just the worst. You'd think my kismesis would understand the natural give and take that comes with a caliginous relationship, 8ut nope! He's a fool and I'm excited to see him executed.
plusle and minun are am0ng my fav0rites, and 0bvi0usly de0xys is h0t, but c0me 0n. mimikyu has a certain aura 0f patheticness that just really speaks t0 me.
hetslop on my feed sighs.
I have heard D.o°cterr.o°r Pibb advertisements .o°n my music which is sad en.o°ugh as is, but then the entire ad is just "Dr. Pibb is a real s.o°da please please please d.o°n't make fun .o°f us" and then it's n.o°t even a g.o°o.d s.o°da. Pathetic
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> "muse 0f l1ght" 1n b10 > "musen0t" f0ll0ws me th1s feels l1ke a warn1ng 0f s0me s0rt
Got overwhelmingly quick dogboy votes. Woof. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4a/1a/a2/4a1aa252882e1ed2c342bd028adf9f01.jpg #nsfw