♣ mediated by @mrBenedict
Did you actually invent this one or did you swipe it from somebody and travel back in time to say you made it first?

:33< >:((
I’M BeginninG TO ThinK MaybE MY EyeS Don’T WorK ActuallY EverY RooM I ChecK LookS ThE SamE It’S AlL JusT A BuncH OF ClockS ThE LasT TimE I SaW A BeD WaS LikE A WeeK AgO, AnD TheN IT BleW UP BecausE IT WaS ActuallY EggS 🟩
when y0u expl0de an egg in the micr0wave and alm0st shatter a glass because 0f the excess heat and m0isture, please think 0f me.

I think it is very funny that the ashen react is the default "i acknowledge this" react.

W)(at t)(e fuck am I reeding? #das)(watc)(ing
I FeeL SO TireD I'vE BeeN SleepinG ON HospitaL CoucheS AnD PlastiC BencheS AnD DumpsterS FoR LikE A WeeK NoW I JusT WannA SleeP IN A SofT AnD GreeN BeD 🟩
I don't think we fixed Eggs.
Lays an egg directly into your hand.
Yöü're jüst getting üsed tö it. Keep göing!
big fan of the clubs react means literally nothing to me just an acknowledgement like yeah i see you im looking at your post but im not feeling any particular way about it you want a heart from this guy you need to work your way up to that if were not ride or double die youre getting clubs react thats probably what the clubs one is in troll culture too in fact im going to absorb that assumption into my core philosophy and if anyone tries to correct me or teach me about troll quadrants again ill double kill us both #suicide
Eggs im coming to put you down dont worry







