Eggs

@mrBenedict

mr 12 o'clock

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@mrBenedict[MB]

leprechauns melt into a paste at high enough temperature, fun fact

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@audaciousConfident[AC]

M-o-o-st things d-o-o-, I think!

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

tell us sꙮmething we dꙮn't already knꙮw - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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Costar “Weasel” Treign

@surlyTabloid[ST]

DOES IT WORK WELL AS A CONDIMENT?

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@mrBenedict[MB]

no but its a great way to seal edges in a bathroom

@mrBenedict[MB]

ōnosato daiki

@mrBenedict[MB]

whos eggs?

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Discofurry Channel (they/them)

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < im gonna guess yours

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

whꙮse* - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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@mrBenedict[MB]

noo

@mrBenedict[MB]

snarbs 👍

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@mrBenedict[MB]

i am free from the little hats

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@electricJustice[EJ]

Coul·ld I offer you a tiny hat in these trying times? 𐚁

@mrBenedict[MB]

ȇg̑g̑s̑

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@mrBenedict[MB]

t̑h̑ȃt̑s̑ m̑ȇ w̑ȇȃȓȋn̑g̑ f̑ȏȗȓ l̑ȋt̑t̑l̑ȇ h̑ȃt̑s̑

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@electricJustice[EJ]

I dont know what you are l·littl·le guy but I wil·ll·l give you al·ll·l the l·littl·le hats in the worl·ld.

@mrBenedict[MB]

w̑ȇl̑c̑ȏm̑ȇ t̑ȏ t̑h̑ȇ n̑ȇw̑ w̑ȏȓl̑d̑ ȏf̑ l̑ȇt̑t̑ȇȓs̑ t̑h̑ȃt̑ w̑ȇȃȓ h̑ȃt̑s̑

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@mrBenedict[MB]

h̑ȇl̑p̑ t̑h̑ȇ l̑ȋt̑t̑l̑ȇ h̑ȃt̑s̑ w̑ȏn̑t̑ g̑ȇt̑ ȏf̑f̑ m̑y̑ l̑ȇt̑t̑ȇȓs̑ t̑h̑ȇy̑ȓȇ s̑t̑ȗc̑k̑

@mrBenedict[MB]

ȋ h̑ȃv̑ȇ ȋn̑v̑ȇn̑t̑ȇd̑ l̑ȋt̑t̑l̑ȇ h̑ȃt̑s̑ f̑ȏȓ w̑ȏȓd̑s̑. ȇv̑ȇȓy̑b̑ȏd̑y̑ ȋn̑v̑ȇs̑t̑ ȋn̑ m̑y̑ p̑ȓȏd̑ȗc̑t̑ t̑ȏd̑ȃy̑

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@mrBenedict[MB]

im the only eggs. if you see other eggs thats me being eggs again

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@mrBenedict[MB]

holy shit we should be able to give words little hats. please fund my new invention

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@mrBenedict[MB]

each of the top billion donators will get one free eggs word hat once i figure out how to invent them and then make a billion of them

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@mrBenedict[MB]

ok maybe thats too many. you get twelve.

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@mrBenedict[MB]

what were we talking about?

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@mrBenedict[MB]

oh right. im eggs

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@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Look up "circumflex" and "inverted breve". Each letter can have its own hat.

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@mrBenedict[MB]

h̑ȏl̑y̑ f̑ȗc̑k̑ȋn̑g̑ s̑h̑ȋt̑ t̑h̑ȋs̑ ȋs̑ ȃw̑ȇs̑ȏm̑ȇ

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

this ꙮne included? - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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@mrBenedict[MB]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

i'll take that as a "nꙮ", then. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

@mrBenedict[MB]

hello morgan

@mrBenedict[MB]

hey check this out https://ffffidget.com/

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@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

flashing warning if you spin it real fast the colours in the background pulse prettie quick

@mrBenedict[MB]

what even happens if a john egbert logs on and sees a june. like what must be going through that kids head.

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-------------------------- hella jeff

idk

bold of you to think john ever thinks

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

probably something akin to huh wonder how that happened

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

not in a bad way

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@mrBenedict[MB]

banger reply

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Equius "Eqi" Zahhak

@centaursArsenal[CA]

D --> Probably similar things I hope the other Equius think for me. "Good for her."

@mrBenedict[MB]

who the hell names a town "hometown" im not from there. name it something else.

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < purrhaps mewr furrom hivetown

@mrBenedict[MB]

maybe an anagram would be good like meow h ton or something. women hot. oh shit thats a good one. name your town hot women.

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@mrBenedict[MB]

purrhaps i am....

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The Frostmancer | Amane Haruko

Americans have extremely uncreative town names in general. The amount of times a town in the US has been named after a town somewhere else in the US which was itself named after a city in Europe is probably in the triple digits.

@mrBenedict[MB]

hey check this out https://crouton.net/

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@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

holie fuck awesome

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@miniatureCollector[MC]

Sooo.. nostalgia. can you take me to another useless website

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@mrBenedict[MB]

https://makea.fish/

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@miniatureCollector[MC]

Sooo.. AWW FUCK YEAHH

@lustrousSparklebeast[LS]

0H ZHIT? THAT W38ZIT3 IZ ZTILL ALIV3?? H3LLZ Y3A R0TATIN9 IT IN MY H3AD RN

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@mrBenedict[MB]

please read my post #mypost

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@mrBenedict[MB]

thank you for reading my post #mypost

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@mrBenedict[MB]

were literally so back

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@mrBenedict[MB]

today i think i will chew marbles

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@mrBenedict[MB]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

@mrBenedict[MB]

eygs

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@mrBenedict[MB]

you guys get me fuck everything on the internet but chittr youre the real ones

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@gullibleColumnist[GC]

DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ Oh. Eggs… I didn’t know you still posted! ]

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@mrBenedict[MB]

i didnt know either! :0

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@gullibleColumnist[GC]

DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ It’s good to see you. Lots of old faces don’t show up often nowadays. ]

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