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@mrBenedict
mr 12 o'clock
i have learned through love and acceptance that perhaps its okay to have a peanut butter jar for a hand once you really get used to it... peacw and love
This happened to me once it took zuke and I like two hours to get the thing off me
if i throw a stapler at you really really hard will you be mad please dont be mad
so there i am, 30 hours no sleep, lost count of cups of coffee, sitting in my office with my titties out,
im not sure its kinda just been here a while and it has a bunch of stuff in it like a stapler and a typewriter and other normal guy stuff and all the stuff is like black and white theres even a little name thing on the desk with my name on it!
i think i could be a Spears 475 Series PVC Pipe Fitting hallucinating about being the 12th member of the felt
did they change the fucking font in this thing or am i on something
guy who doesnt read posts ever: what does anyone even talk about on this site
THAT REMINDS ME! WHAT DOES ANYONE EVEN TALK ABOUT ON THIS SITE?
beiing horny and wantiing two paiil 2eem2 two be the mo2t con2ii2tent poiint of conver2atiion #n2fw
welcome to my drying rack repurposing lessons, lesson four. if youre going to use it as a blunt weapon as demonstrated in lesson one, youre probably going to want to learn how to clean it afterward. fortunately, once youve cleaned it, you can just set it up because it is a drying rack and it will dry itself but of course if that doesnt work because maybe you live on a wet planet where everything is wet all the time then maybe you can put it on a second dryer drying rack that you dont use as a blunt weapon ideally
im going to invent a magnet so strong it will make your eyes wiggle and i would only use it to confuse you when youre trying to get some sleep
if i could bottle this feeling and sell it on the shelves only the girls who think paper mario is worth playing for a third time in 2026 would buy it and only if it costs $5.99 or $14.50 and theyd go for the ones in the back of the store shelf that are a little bit dusty from being there too long
tuesday morning feels like when you soak a blanket in soy sauce overnight and then get on one of those floaty chairs on a pool where you can lay all the way down and then you put the soy sauce blanket over your whole body but cut a hole out of it where your mouth is so you can breathe and then you just lay there for hours until you get used to the smell
youre never gonna best me or my smaller me who lives in my hat and makes all the decisions