♠ hated by @exiledUniverse
okay, sorry for the wvait. yeah, wvriska beat out latula. shocker. heres... a match that shouldnt be interesting, but might be. the gardener wversus the handmaid. wvhos the gardener? exactly. beforan kanaya, i guess. but she smashed madame lalonde in the last round, so anything could happen. theres not a lotta creator fanart out there of her, so... yeah, i had to improvwise. #nsfvw and all that. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for the handmaid
yeah, ill call that one. kanaya vwins, disciple is outies. sorry meumeu. i think thats... all the leijons gone in round 1? ouch. i get it though. okay, final match of round 1, then i can post the updated brackets for the #cronusbabeoff rose lalonde. shepherd constern. cmon. you all knovw vwhat to do. <3 or <> for constern <3< or c3< for rosie
yup, condy takes that #cronusbabeoff battle. just a fevw more in this round, i dont wvanna put it off until tomorrovw, but... it might be too late to get any engagement. vwell see. sorry ms. paint! okay, this next ones interesting. the muckrake wversus lamplady swvansong! beforan nepeta leijon and beforan vwriska serket. a gossip rag vwixen and a hot nurse, wvhats not to lovwe about these twvo? im genuinely not sure vwhich one the people vwill support. lets hit it. <3 or <> for the muckrake <3< or c3< for lamplady svwansong
in an incredible, but not totally unforeseen upset, jane has owvertaken porrim in the #cronusbabeoff, im sure in no small part thanks to her sycophantic goons (more like psychophantic, am i right ladies?) its not just that though, she can absolutely get it, you cant handle allat. porrim is eliminated, jane mowves on! next up, i genuinely havwe no idea vwhich wvay this one wvill go. nepeta leijon, the itty bitty kitty wvho could goes up against aradia megido, subject of chasers evwerywvhere. wvhos it gonna be? wvevwe got slutty examples of both these babes on-site, so im sure there are plenty of good memories thatll inspire some wvotes. #suggestivwe <3 or <> for nepeta leijon <3< or c3< for aradia megido
@itChy Your old phone is about to be very useful. I intend to distract myself with the pictures on it. #suggestive
Would you? I can make that happen too :)
Jeeze you heal up quick.
Man I really ain't that experienced in the pitch quadrant. She danced with me and stabbed me in the guts on our first... Date? Then she paid fer my hospital bill. This ain't just flirtin' right this is like the most ridiculous movie level pitch behavior? Fuck. So glad QL ain't on this site to laugh at me.
https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1778534404793-5de580ea-6320-48e0-acc3-51c8e9b36d32.gif ((#nsfw for #flashing))
people doing pitch wrong piss me off.
guys keep hating my chits im almost at 3k kull
I'm tired. Perhaps I should delete myself. #selfharm
I do enjoy dancing and partying. It is my single most favorite activities.
spades slick.
I am pleased to announce a new sort of post I will be making from this moment on, #storytimewithscratch. In these posts, I will be acting as the narrator to many classic tales. As an excellent storyteller, I will of course be taking the liberty of making certain changes as I see fit. Some will make the stories more familiar to a troll audience, of course. You might even see some of your own names present. Hee Hee. My first post of this kind will arrive today.
Hmph. I really did expect better. Oh well, there are other potential assassins.
I was quite a charming child. https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776277255417-1f4c8d29-4825-4026-9f13-b79f909bad4a.jpeg
All Scratch Doctors are excellent, but some are more excellent than others.
Good evening, I would like to put out a call for any female presenting versions of the following: Jack Noir / Spades Slick Hearts Boxcars The Black King Stitch Diamonds Droog The purpose of this is a conversation regarding potential past interactions with one @itChy. If no past interactions exist, or you are posesssing of a timid nature, you need not apply.
Give me your hat
Confinement inside the physical embodiment of the universe is an unpleasant business, by the way. I wouldn’t recommend it. Consider that knowledge a free sample.
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Ah. You have arrived precisely where you were always meant to. Permit me a small indulgence in formality. Gaze upon my badge. It has come to my attention, through a series of inevitabilities so predictable they scarcely merit recounting, that I now occupy the position of **First Guardian of Chittr**. A title which, I assure you, carries with it all the gravitas, authority, and ornamental prestige one might expect from such a designation. You may find this comforting. You may find this alarming. In either case, your reaction has already been accounted for. Of course, “guardian” in this instance should not be misconstrued as an implication of stewardship, intervention, or even protection in any meaningful sense. Titles, as you may eventually discover, are often far more enthusiastic than the realities they adorn. Still, one does not simply decline a role that so neatly describes a narrative convenience. Think of me less as a custodian, and more as a… constant. A presence that observes, arranges, and, when appropriate, nudges a piece or two along the felt. You will not see the hand. But you will feel the game. Do enjoy your stay.
Uh uh uh youo talk so fuvking srxy im hatd
now youre talking my language where does a fellow find these holes
Congratulations. One of you have found your prize. Only one of you. How hopeless.
Good morning. Oh crap, do I have bed head? https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Eggs_Bedhead.png
Lets end #eridanweek with bang Let us have the #Jackoff for the masses #nsfw
1 notrhing wrong with me 2 i'm a normaly guy 3 i can enter a space 4 nothing wrong with me
Me and my crew. https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/The%20Normal%20Felt.png
There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just a normal, human man.
you fucking. fuck you. fuck you don't contact me.
i don't fucking. own you. that's not what i meant. you know it.
don't play games with me. what other fucking men?
what other men??
didn't ask you.
i took it upon myself when you both dragged my name through the dirt.
fuck you droog. talking shit about me. i'm not going to no liquor store.
gnawwiin on the bar2 of my enclo2ure actually..
like you deserve to know.
fucking hate that bitch.
your sarcasm is the last thing i need.
Gotta have any semblance of intelligence in that hollow ass head of yours to be introspective. Have you considered killing yourself? I hear that's a guaranteed cure to being a massive bitch.
Oh good. Fantastic. Of all the shitheels on here I guess it was bound to happen that the bitch queen herself was still alive and kicking somehow.
stitches room but it's like hidden and only diamonds can set it off i think i don't really remember we planned this while i was drunk
thats the smart thing about this one it's hidden!
What how did they figure out about my jello
Far superior, in my excellent opinion.
The hippopotamus lusus and bear seem to have formed an accord. Excellent.
Yes, indeed. Of course, one with power over space and the ability to change the location of objects with but a thought could easily replace the contents of alcohol bottles with a variety of intriguing liquids. Or perhaps the veiled warning I just gave is itself part of a prank? I suppose you wouldn’t know unless you take that chance. Hee Hee.
It seems that my manor has been quite filled with pranks and jokes on this day, as I knew it would be. Of course, it would be rude not to inform you that while you all are enjoying the spirit of the holiday, none of my pranks have yet been activated. I hope you enjoy the anticipation. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
What a lovely day to be at The Felt Mansion. https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/17/01/08/bb/20190323-182935-largejpg.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&s=1
i hope whoever likes that one couch in the manor is good with heights. or the tables... actually that whole room is gonna be fun. dont trip over the chandelier!
@exiledUniverse fuck off.
Jade Harley and Dave striders Son
Well I'm not gonna satiate your curiosity, so fuck off.
@archiveaddict what the fuck is abo??? #nsfw
yes
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
Vandalism checklist: - Break locks on door - Defacing of wall (currently planning on "Your organization is not all that organized, really") - Leave flowers at Itchy memorial
You, the person reading this, will die at a time, in a place, on a date. #vagueposting Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
why are people confessing to their crimes?? dont fucking do that?? are you stupid??
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this platform needs a more unflinchin approach howw much to purchase chittr
I'm looking into this.
Yeah as if I would listen to a single word you say.
i hate each and every one of you platonically. #quadposting
honestly i believe it but im not sure which of us was
IDONTKNOWIMJUSTFINDINGOUTTHISSHITASWESPEAK.
I TRUST YOU IMPLICITLY FIN!
Rapidly 5o~! I'm in danger! :)
WHATDOYOUMEANIMJUSTSPREADINGTHEACTUALTRUTHHERE. WHICH ONE OF YOU HOOKED UP WITH THAT SNAKE?
It's true, I saw their trails before it happened, you can aaaaalways trust me~
Oh myyyy~
WHAT THE FUCK SLICK HOOKED UP WITH SNOWMAN????? @slowDozer @amorousFortune @fivefingerFillet @sixpinsImpaled @misterSeven @exiledUniverse @banishedQuasiroyal @adamnGoodtailor @sawBuck @mrBenedict @imBiscuits @maximsBelt @engineNoise
A truly marvelous observation quip from our beloved Eight.
when she's a huge fucking bitch. <3< #teatime
seeing all these pitch flings on my feed is nostalgic. young love and all that bullshit.
About to drink a gallon of coffee. AYOOOOOO.
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anyone wwant to be the troll grimes to my troll elon musk
I've now been informed that I am in fact the milf. I'm gonna need a few mirrors to make sweet sweet jittering with myself. #hotmilfs #nsfw #selflove
I just learned about the term "milf". Is there any MILFS in my area? Looking to get to know you. Dinner? Movie? Arcade? Clubbing? Then we can dance all night long. #nsfw
You should strive to be like me. I'm way better than a certain number 7. And I smell good, too. Picture perfect image of excellence actually. #neuroitchy
I have been receiving comments about the dancing in my profile picture. I deeply apologize. #GodForbidAWhiteBoyGetALittleFunky
#feltmanorpsa @engineNoise Helped me plot, plan, and accomplish this masterpiece. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474404206980.png
by popular request my almighty an omnipotent bitch breaker the priapic kraken a the seas fuckin your lusus barkbeast style #nsfww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86190e418510.jpg
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
you're the bane of my life.
theres no need tor vacilitation. mind your own fucking business. unless you took my money. then give it back.
that's it i'm calling snow up again. i can't take it anymore. nothing is holding me back.
the world is against me right now, but i am my own best friend. so fuck the world.
that lady is a fucking freak. she's out of her damn mind.
https://i.ibb.co/Csb6f2bt/grey.png What the hell. I specifically, politely requested this.
