♦ pitied by @exiledUniverse
urrrghhh im not a person who gets upset or mad very easily! but im mad!
stupid alternian men
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?????????????AHAHHHHHHHHHHH????? ITS NEVERENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/706ff9c4cc9b.png
I am the most normal person in this manor.
I don't what this says about me but very long ago when I became a trickster(ugh), I was apparently freaked out even the other tricksters at the time
Not quite enough. They'll be back at it soon enough. But it's a small reprieve.
A brief summary. #Iwantcandy The simple matter is I did want the candy. But they did not want to share. It would have been unwise.
⛧ Hey. AAt leaast I tried something. The “normaal guy” eggs waas staarting to freaak me out. I will aadmit this isn’t eㄨaactly whaat I waas hoping for though. My baad. ⛧
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
#Iwantcandy Hm? Very odd.
Diamonds Droog.
This we6site is torture.
This will have an effect on some deliveries I think.
They tried to take down the website to keep me from posting this.
being called young at this stage is a new one.
thank the godhead i missed the oil thing.
I need a drink.
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
who the fuck else would it be?
i took it upon myself when you both dragged my name through the dirt.
You'd better.
fuck you. just came to mind.
i don't need your damn fingers in me or on me.
@darkTrolls @barackObama . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . @exiledUniverse .
▲update on the date, she did pull out a ukulele and will be dealt with▼
Unorganized cables. Free-standing stepladders. Water puddles. #nsfw
men will kiss in front of you while you hold open the front door waiting for them to get back inside.
yaoi refers to stories or artwork that focus on romantic or emotional relationships between men there are beforan versions obviously but humans have yaoi as well both are unique in their own ways sometimes this includes physical intimacy but its not always about two mmen having sex it is also about the tension and the riveting stories and narratives that can be told when two masculine forces or feminine men i mean it really depends on the dynamic are placed in romantic roles yaoi was created to explore vulnerability and desire in settings of fictional lewdness an added point of intrigue for those who admire the masculine form (women who admire yaoi being fujoshis and men who admire yaoi being fudanshi) another term for yaoi is boys love or BL if you would prefer since it seems you connect the word yaoi with hitting your toe the two titles or roles youll hear most often when it comes to yaoi is uke and seme and these are titles independent from aus like omegaverse or for example hanahaki or fated mates the seme is typically the initiator and the uke is often the receiver it might be fun to look in real life and see if you can spot these two roles in human men you know! semes are more assertive more outwardly confident and also do the pitching ukes are usually more emotionally expressive and/or internally conflicted and are chased after by the seme sasunaru refers to the relationship between sasuke uchiha and naruto uzumaki from naruto they are outwardly opposites naruto wants to save sasuke from the darkness and refuses to let sasuke go across years and across entire arcs of suffering and for reference sasuke is often framed as seme (though not always) with naruto as uke
AnD ME ToO RighT? DO I GeT TO BE A FooL WitH YoU GuyS? BecausE I AM AlsO GreeN 🟩
No, this doesn't have the same ring to it.
I am completely calm thank you my teddy bear WHAT DO YOU MEAN
My my how original my shoes are full of cement! Whoever did this one is quite the punmaster I must say... makes me feel a horseshoes kind of way...
i think the ants are unionizing.
lOvE that guy. hes rEAl nIcE.
i have decided it is funny. tØ let them "kidnap" me. cØmedy. haha.
peØple lØve tØ say they will kidnap me. i am apparently. like a sad dØg. Ør sØmething.
What happened to my gun.
Ok I finally freed myself from the sticky trap NO THANKS TO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS.
why is every prank. in this manØr. SØØØ F̷̮̆̀̔U̵̪̞͙̲͊C̸͈̦͉͂͋K̶̡̧̜̼̈̐̋͘I̵͎͝͝N̵̼̲̖̽̋G̷̢̪̳̥̀̄͂͠ ̷̨͕̝̺̈́͑M̸͙̑̎̀͝Ę̵̎̎̾̚Ş̷̭͓̏͛S̸̜͉̙̓̃Y̷̙͎̅. its fine.
I tend to only use the restroom during my lunch breaks, so that I can be more productive throughout the day.
not now honey, daddy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again. #nsfw
Is there something on my face? Or have I done something wrong? I don't mean to upset anybody.
Yes, it is unfortunate, but confetti can be quite itchy if it gets in the wrong places. Should I go get the shop vac?
You are a regular guy. You can enter a space. You are a regular guy. You can enter a room. You are a regular guy. You can do that transaction. You are a regular guy. You know how to answer the phone. You are a regular guy. You know what sleep is. You are a regular guy. You know how to wake up. You are a regular guy. You know how to move through space. You are a regular guy. You know what it means to be you.
Headed back to the station because SOMEBODY, not naming names, wants more monsters. All poking fun aside any other stripes n' solids else want anything?
Im starting a counter for how many times a Brute/Boxcars dies here So far 1
i was such.... a BAD friend........ all he wanted was 4 me to watch him twirl & twist around all sexy n grinning n stuff....... https://i.ibb.co/Y7ZGwdF0/image.png
@exiledUniverse fuck off.
That is. Not good.
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
Five minutes is up. I'll be back in a few hours, or if duty calls. Just don't expect my usual level of chatty.
<Trying out a new style for Itchy.> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a66d6a31b54.png
After some conversation and deliberation with parties that will remain nameless, I announce now that I am #maybecoming to #eridanweek, given certain undisclosed #circumstances.
I'm starting to run out of options. Only one major one remains. I doubt it will be fun.
should i call her up again.
I'm gonna go do some fucking laps.
Heh... yeah, well. Maybe I'll blow off steam and forget I ever thought about quitting.
I don't fucking know, this is just. IMSOFUCKINGDONEWITHALLTHISBULLSHIT. They'll probably just replace me with another me soon anyway.
Actually you know what, I'm not gonna block you.
Well I'm not gonna satiate your curiosity, so fuck off.
Update: Attempts to break out of this room have proved unsuccessful. Randomly shooting through the wall only resulted in being asked to quiet down. I'm running out of emergency Swedish Fish to chew on. At least I have the fidget toy I picked up the other day.
Who is making you do this. Blink twice if you need me to come rescue you.
i shØuld be given an award. fØr cleaning sØmeØnes hive. #vaguepØst
no more abo talk theres too much bullshit.
Close call there. Almost thought I was free from you all.
pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
Do I even want to ask what an omegaverse is.
I AIN'T CAT CALLIN'. I'M COMPLIMENTIN'. I AIN'T REDUCIN' YOU TO AN OBJECT. I'M ADMIRIN' YER BEAUTY BEFERE ME BECAUSE I AIN'T EVER SEEN SO MANY RIDONCULOUS BABES ABOUT. ALSO, LOTS A NICE RACKS. #NSFW
i'm never going back to the felt manor.
Can I have it back now.
I hate to agree but it really is
Why are we talking over text when you have me captured.
So I may have been caught.
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
Do I seriously have to say it again? I'M NOT DEAD. IM ALIVE. IT'S ME ITCHIBOLD SHAMELESS IVORY.
It's important to pay respects, despite my differences.
Don't remind me. I've been staying in my backup haunt.
Look, I haven't really got a good picture taken, but if you want to put a semblance of a face to the name: I am a dersite, on the taller side. I wear a shirt the same colour as my font under an open black jacket, matching black trousers and shoes. I sometimes wear glasses, it really depends, and a black hat, of course. Oh, and a small silver ring with an amethyst set in.
Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.
Work has me beyond exhausted, is it too much to ask to finish one cup of coffee?
BEST PART OF THIS SITE IS THE WOMEN. AND THE MEN. THEY DON'T CALL ME HEARTS FER NOTHING THE WAY IM IN HER BOXCARS. OR HIS. #NSFW
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU
I would crimepost but I think I'm done upsetting people for one day
He would never do that.
I can't outrun her forever, but I can absolutely try!
I5 Mi55 5nowman actually allowed to hurt me? I wa5 ju5t poking a bit of fun! :)
Maybe I defect just so I don't get associated with his shenanigans every fucking day.
I haven't burned it yet. I should really get around to it.
as the father of #pissgate i am prohibiting it's continuity. shut the fuck up. all of you.
DOC SCRATCH SAYS YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME
Just got kicked out of a crime scene for slipping on a pool of blood trying to chase a stray cat that wouldn't let me pet it ama
Whoever decided that there needed to be a step in between the lakefoam living room and the seafoam game room should be shot dead! Just tripped and fell and now I don't know WHEN I am! Theres dinosaurs outside with lasers in space with sharks!
IS SHE OKAY? IF THERES HOOKS INVOLVED SHE COULD BE HURT AND IF SHES HURT WERE ALL SCREWED... EXCEPT MAYBE CLOVER CLOVER WOULD BE OKAY
Patrol's quiet tonight. Ask me anything. Crew need not apply, I won't be telling anything about the Manor floorplan or anything about any potential weakness in the perimeter.
fOund this weird drawing stuck tO a tree. this fOrest is spOOky XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/d4d35ae2c865.png XO
i DID NOT KNOW, bUGGY RADIOS, cOULD EVEN GET THIS, lOUD, aND, aLSO WE NEED TO, rOLL DOWN A WINDOW, fOR THE HEAT, aND, pOTENTIALLY MAYBE AS JUST, a PRECAUTION, tO PREVENT, mORE, uNWARRANTED YELLING, tOWARDS ME,
I missed most of the party. Which meant it was good. #teatime
Save this kind of thing for Slick, why don't you.
oKAY, sO, i THINK SOME PEOPLE SHOULD, bE MORE, aCCOMMODATING AND, uNDERSTANDING TOWARDS THOSE, wITH ALLERGIES AND, uNDERSTAND THAT, iT IS NOT MY FAULT, tHAT A CAT HAS BEEN IN THIS, uBER xl, sOMETIME IN THE PAST, pERIGEE, cAUSING ME TO, sNEEZE AND BLOW, cHEEZ-iT DUST, wELL, tO PUT IT MILDLY, eVERYWHERE, aND, i THINK SOME, cALM WORDS AND, eMPATHY, cOULD GO A LONG WAY, iN THIS SITUATION, #mYePICsNACKtIMEfAIL
#no♰bes♰ofchi♰♰r should I S♰ar♰ Spli♰♰ing Longer Chi♰♰ Screensho♰s In♰o ♰wo Images Or Do We Like ♰he Longer Screensho♰s. ♦️ Pi♰y = ♰wo Screensho♰s/images ♣️ Media♰e =keep Long Screensho♰s
Why's he gotta do all the reactions.
AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK. I DIDN'T -- wait. I did actually take that pill @spadesSlick gave me. FUCK. Another 3 HOURS gone.
Oh. Well, I guess that's. Fine.
I am going to scream.
anyone renting out properties? i don't think we're gonna be able to stay here much longer.
shes crashin my fuckin chittr
why does that condensed milk lady hate all my posts??
Thanks, I also hated you writing that.
Eh, guess the hairless part applies to humans and maybe trolls. Let me put it in a different way. 01, 04, 05 and 06 might be considered twinks. I hated writing that.
I would rather not have to add context to your... amourous affairs.
What, is everyone too fucking busy to pay attention to ME?
So I'm steppin out of the flyver and some fall guy bobbles this newfangled thing into my hands. Naturally I knew how to use it immediately and decided the crime scene probably didnt need this anyway. So. Here I am typing on a box wondering what a troll is. Or what a chittr is for that matter! Could anyone help a dame out?
#feltmanorpsa at least it's lime flavored jello this time.
#feltmanorPSA The brownies are still uneaten, I just ate a few and they tasted like straight up GRASS. The fuck is this? Enjoy fuckers.
please don'7 say diamonds righ7 now
UPDATE: THE TORTURE LABYRINTH IS NOT MADE FOR FOLKS MY SIZE. I'M STUCK IN A SPIKE PIT AND CAN'T GET OUT.
If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in 7he backyard.
I guess I have two kids now.
i think im going to drive under the influence tonight to soften the blow of being abandoned by someone i thought i could trust. street racing will be organised later. i won't bomb any of your cars this time. #substances
THINKING OF GOING TO THE TORTURE LABYRINTH MYSELF TODAY! JUST TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE!! WE KEEP DROPPING THE KIDS OFF THERE, I SHOULD KNOW WHAT THEY'RE UP AGAINST!!
looking for new crew member. qualifications: must be able to withstand combat. diamond based aesthetic (preferred but not mandatory) initials are dd (preferred but not mandatory) chainsmoking habit (preferred but not mandatory) dersites only. dersite middle aged men preferred.
anybody eLse have #eviLPowers that you can't ever use because they're Like, inherentLy eviL?
the world is against me right now, but i am my own best friend. so fuck the world.
Currently accepting expressions of interest from potential employers. I have a robust resume including prestigious service as part of the Derse Kingdom, long-standing reputation within my local community, and a high Kult score. DM if interested. No Slicks.
Furious that I didn't post this.
I have not posted anything unprofessional. Do not look up my posts to confirm this.
I'm a Sawbuck from the future has the great seahorse uprising begun yet or am I too early?
i mean, paywallin' it just don't sit right with me, but thanks four the vote of confidence!