♦ pitied by @exiledUniverse
and the upset doesnt repeat itself! gardener out, handmaid mowves forvwards! okay, i vwanted to do wvork for that last one, but... cmon. her imperious condescension against lamplady swvansong. youll take wvhat i giwve you and youll like it. #cronusbabeoff #nsfwv <3 or <> for lamplady svwansong <3< or c3< for her imperious condescension
yeah, okay, guess i savw that coming. handmaid vwins! im looking forvward to the photoshoot for next rounds match. novw, up next in the great #cronusbabeoff... wvriska serket up against latula pyrope! wvould you beliewve it wvas really, really tough to find a pic of this duo? it wvas either this (#nsfwv btvw) or one vwhere they wvere shrinkwvrapped skinny. i think i made the right call. <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for vwriska
It’s annoying, to be honest. Nothing even useful.
um. i tthinkk no tthankk you
It would be very funny if I tried to quit my job.
We're doing basic word definitions in the group chat.
if i throw a stapler at you really really hard will you be mad please dont be mad
so there i am, 30 hours no sleep, lost count of cups of coffee, sitting in my office with my titties out,
HE WHO HAS THE POWER MAKES THE RULES.
DISGUSTING. INTEREST CANCELLED.
Priority list: 1. Get revenge on that bitch of a cueball. 2. Make the pecking order on my crew very, very clear. 3. Show everybody who’s in charge.
F U C K
That game really was true to life though. I do hit with a little too much gusto! (Although if it was an actual table, I'd argue a little more on if that meant I lost or not. Can't argue with a screen!!)
That's what I get for hitting the ball too hard!
Shiver up your spine aeneasCalldarium Followed you; Just now #Haiku #ShortFormHorror
EVERYTHING. Is fine.
sounds- basically like my impression of the manor.
Hush you.
[posted edited to remove the content, dont post personal stuff out of anger like i did]
This is true, I posted out of anger and didnt take the time to properly make sure I went about it accordingly, that was my mistake
No way she actually paid my damn hospital bill I ain't even seen the charges yet.
#cannibalism #violence
hmm. yeah ill gamble on this
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOUR SUIT GETS A HOLE IN IT THERES A WHOLE GUY WHOS JOB IT IS TO FIX IT? HIS NAME IS NINE HAT AND HE LIVES WITH YOU! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER WONDERFUL AND WHOLESOME #DRIPTIP THE MEMBERS OF #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDTION ARE ELIGIBLE TO WIN FREE TICKETS TO #DRIPTIPCON IN 3015
The women on this website are fuckin' jumpin' me you guys gotta help.
I think that Snowman broad is a bad influence on you, Rox. I'm not so easily domesticated as they'd like to think I am, y'know?
....Yes ma'am.....
Yes ma'am.... Wait, no! Not yes ma'am!
Stop talking to her.
Well thanks! Wish a doll could hear that under any other circumstances. :/
Can'tcha read? He was found dead in his car. Why would a guy working security inside know anythin' about that?
I miss my tumblr, man. Nobody I knew followed me there, but now the servers my phone is trying to reach are in another universe :/ fml
oh god all the blood rushed to my dick and im on the floor in agony help #nsfw
I TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE!
Man I miss when everything was simple, just one Doc, normal average Felt highjinks... I miss my Boss...
THIS GUY has nothing on his profile, just immediately started clogging my DMs. OMG WTF??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/329e67d69db0.png
people really just be sayin anything on this webbed site
I apologize for my silence regarding this situation. Like many of you, I was approached suddenly with accusations regarding @scratchDoctor, and in the confusion I allowed myself to be swept into outrage before seeking understanding. That was irresponsible of me. I spoke too quickly on matters I did not fully understand, and for that, I owe an apology not only to him, but to all of you. Since then, I have taken the time to listen. I have spoken to those involved. I have reflected carefully on the words being spread throughout our communities and the fervor with which they have been repeated. What I have found is not a monstrous figure lurking behind curtains, but a man who has become the center of fear, projection, rumor, and deeply personal grievances twisted into something far larger than truth. I will not condemn someone solely because condemnation is popular. I will not abandon someone because outrage demands a spectacle. If we claim to believe in justice, then we must believe in discernment. If we claim to believe in peace, then we cannot allow ourselves to become a mob eager for destruction before understanding. I know @scratchDoctor. I know the work he has done for countless people across our circles. I know the guidance he has offered, the spaces he has maintained, the strange but genuine care he extends toward those who gather around him. Is he unconventional? Certainly. Difficult at times? Undoubtedly. But difficult people are not inherently evil, and eccentricity is not a crime. To those calling for blood, I ask you this: what exactly are you building from this fury? A better community? A safer world? Or simply another pyre to satisfy momentary anger? We have seen what happens when people stop seeing one another as individuals and begin seeing only symbols to destroy. So I ask you now, not as a leader, not as a president, but as someone who still believes in reason and compassion: do not surrender yourselves to hatred so easily. Listen before you condemn. Think before you follow. And extend the same humanity to @scratchDoctor that you would beg for yourselves if the crowd ever turned its gaze upon you. I stand with @scratchDoctor. Not because I am blind, but because I refuse to let fear and rumor replace understanding. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bf814019fb6.png
I used the word metrosexual one meager singular piddling time and my notification tab instantly became an Ampora glue trap.
MY OPPONENTS WANT ME TO STOP WITH MY ACTS OF KINDNESS AND VALOR! THEY WISH TO STOP ME FROM MAKING NANA BISCUITS GOLIATH CAKE RECIPE! I WILL NOT BE STOPPED IN THIS ENDEAVOR I WILL BE MAKING THEM ALL CAKE!!!
???? I DON'T GET IT :/
I haven't gotten around to disposing of it yet.
hey lgbtq fellas.... is it likek. still gay even if hes a mob boss and you hate each other and its probably just mind games and youre straight ? #substances i am. drunked now.
Just got messaged by a clown. Send reacts of support.
Diamonds Droog.
I think half of the reasons he schedules these meetings is 'cause he likes the sound of his own voice, and the other half is 'cause he likes watching me wrangle a dozen grown-ass men for 3 non-chronological hours. God *damn* I need a whisky or two. #substances
THE FROGS ARE MEN TOO WHAT HAPPENED TO WOMEN.
who the fuvk jsujt sees dtf adsn responsds to noT DTF?? #nsfw
I miss Nesben.
.goorD sdnomaiD
NEW TIP FROM A DRIP! STEALING BITS IS MEAN AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG JERK HEAD ASSHOLE! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION #DRIPTIPNATIONRISEUP #BITWAR #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
Welp off I go to my doom Wish me luck
Why the demon of colours had these fools as underlings I’ll never understand.
She can fly too she'll will notice that
Felt manor alert: The girls are fighting!
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I would recount what I have been up to these last few hours but I am already sick of thinking about it. So I am going to find a nice quiet bar, order something aged and respectable, and think of better times. There's a Terminal I want to regard. #substance
Who keeps sending me telegrams? I'm not upset.
THE BIG LUG WAS USING MY FUCKING CHITTR??? OH MY FUCKING YOU GOTTA ME KIDDING ME. SJLDKFHESDFJSKLFDJ:
💛🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Yeahhwha im a mltehricking genius yo got myn shir in a lock no tempwatue to clock when o say ot ain't a lot meager chumps rhink im hot
You're jre one who's the provlem not me toy got shir to say say it to mynface.
okay i need to ask who the hell are any of you people
maplehoof. consider yourself an enemy of the midnight crew. i have made an executive decision.
today i'm humble slick.
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i'll hunt down boobies for sport.
I log into Chittr. My boss and my alt are posting stupid things again. All is as usual, I suppose.
there he goes again, doing jigs on main
I am never putting my trust in a horse again. Cats only.
Due to some interference, I did not cause as much pointless destruction as I wanted to last night. We will see what you all inspire in me this time.
wait two? only one was mine!
Shit I woke up with a splitting headache. And threw up, I don't know what happened but I really don't feel good. I lost like 20 minutes yesterday and I don't even know what the fuck.
im liek if sabrina carpenter n dolly parton had a babey. and tht baby grew up 2 b epic but get 0 bitches
I am taking today off.
I am not talking to any of you.
That was a significantly entertaining distraction. Ah.
I really don't think anyone needs to worry.
That makes two of us, Miss.
I have no loyalty to the institution, only a neutral and reasonably respect. But I have an inclination to assist a dame who may need it. And a coincidental vendetta.
That's something I would do for somebody in need. It's what I would expect of others. Would.
I think this is going well.
I wish this mobile device would work in the way I intended it to. Am I simply too old for the modernization of technology?
This is such a wonderful holiday! The lack of sleep was most certainly worth it to paint 5 dozen eggs for people.
urrrghhh im not a person who gets upset or mad very easily! but im mad!
stupid alternian men
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?????????????AHAHHHHHHHHHHH????? ITS NEVERENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/706ff9c4cc9b.png
I don't what this says about me but very long ago when I became a trickster(ugh), I was apparently freaked out even the other tricksters at the time
I vote for #feltweek
Not quite enough. They'll be back at it soon enough. But it's a small reprieve.
A brief summary. #Iwantcandy The simple matter is I did want the candy. But they did not want to share. It would have been unwise.
⛧ Hey. AAt leaast I tried something. The “normaal guy” eggs waas staarting to freaak me out. I will aadmit this isn’t eㄨaactly whaat I waas hoping for though. My baad. ⛧
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
#Iwantcandy Hm? Very odd.
Diamonds Droog.
This will have an effect on some deliveries I think.
They tried to take down the website to keep me from posting this.
being called young at this stage is a new one.
thank the godhead i missed the oil thing.
I need a drink.
-_-
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
who the fuck else would it be?
i took it upon myself when you both dragged my name through the dirt.
You'd better.
fuck you. just came to mind.
i don't need your damn fingers in me or on me.
You amuse me.
@darkTrolls @barackObama . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . @exiledUniverse .
▲update on the date, she did pull out a ukulele and will be dealt with▼
Not for me.
Unorganized cables. Free-standing stepladders. Water puddles. #nsfw
men will kiss in front of you while you hold open the front door waiting for them to get back inside.
Itchibold Ivory and Die Lastname.
yaoi refers to stories or artwork that focus on romantic or emotional relationships between men there are beforan versions obviously but humans have yaoi as well both are unique in their own ways sometimes this includes physical intimacy but its not always about two mmen having sex it is also about the tension and the riveting stories and narratives that can be told when two masculine forces or feminine men i mean it really depends on the dynamic are placed in romantic roles yaoi was created to explore vulnerability and desire in settings of fictional lewdness an added point of intrigue for those who admire the masculine form (women who admire yaoi being fujoshis and men who admire yaoi being fudanshi) another term for yaoi is boys love or BL if you would prefer since it seems you connect the word yaoi with hitting your toe the two titles or roles youll hear most often when it comes to yaoi is uke and seme and these are titles independent from aus like omegaverse or for example hanahaki or fated mates the seme is typically the initiator and the uke is often the receiver it might be fun to look in real life and see if you can spot these two roles in human men you know! semes are more assertive more outwardly confident and also do the pitching ukes are usually more emotionally expressive and/or internally conflicted and are chased after by the seme sasunaru refers to the relationship between sasuke uchiha and naruto uzumaki from naruto they are outwardly opposites naruto wants to save sasuke from the darkness and refuses to let sasuke go across years and across entire arcs of suffering and for reference sasuke is often framed as seme (though not always) with naruto as uke
AnD ME ToO RighT? DO I GeT TO BE A FooL WitH YoU GuyS? BecausE I AM AlsO GreeN 🟩
No, this doesn't have the same ring to it.
Good! Thank you Snowman!
I am completely calm thank you my teddy bear WHAT DO YOU MEAN
My my how original my shoes are full of cement! Whoever did this one is quite the punmaster I must say... makes me feel a horseshoes kind of way...
i think the ants are unionizing.
lOvE that guy. hes rEAl nIcE.
my magazines.
What happened to my gun.
Ok I finally freed myself from the sticky trap NO THANKS TO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS.
Finally We can agree on something
I tend to only use the restroom during my lunch breaks, so that I can be more productive throughout the day.
not now honey, daddy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again. #nsfw
Is there something on my face? Or have I done something wrong? I don't mean to upset anybody.
Yes, it is unfortunate, but confetti can be quite itchy if it gets in the wrong places. Should I go get the shop vac?
You are a regular guy. You can enter a space. You are a regular guy. You can enter a room. You are a regular guy. You can do that transaction. You are a regular guy. You know how to answer the phone. You are a regular guy. You know what sleep is. You are a regular guy. You know how to wake up. You are a regular guy. You know how to move through space. You are a regular guy. You know what it means to be you.
Headed back to the station because SOMEBODY, not naming names, wants more monsters. All poking fun aside any other stripes n' solids else want anything?
I am not prone to such weakness.
Im starting a counter for how many times a Brute/Boxcars dies here So far 1
i was such.... a BAD friend........ all he wanted was 4 me to watch him twirl & twist around all sexy n grinning n stuff....... https://i.ibb.co/Y7ZGwdF0/image.png
@exiledUniverse fuck off.
it's fine.
That is. Not good.
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
Five minutes is up. I'll be back in a few hours, or if duty calls. Just don't expect my usual level of chatty.
<Trying out a new style for Itchy.> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1900c477a1ae.png
BUT MAAM I CANT WHAT IF THE PLANT GETS POISONED!?
After some conversation and deliberation with parties that will remain nameless, I announce now that I am #maybecoming to #eridanweek, given certain undisclosed #circumstances.
I'm starting to run out of options. Only one major one remains. I doubt it will be fun.
should i call her up again.
Heh... yeah, well. Maybe I'll blow off steam and forget I ever thought about quitting.
I don't fucking know, this is just. IMSOFUCKINGDONEWITHALLTHISBULLSHIT. They'll probably just replace me with another me soon anyway.
Actually you know what, I'm not gonna block you.
Well I'm not gonna satiate your curiosity, so fuck off.
Update: Attempts to break out of this room have proved unsuccessful. Randomly shooting through the wall only resulted in being asked to quiet down. I'm running out of emergency Swedish Fish to chew on. At least I have the fidget toy I picked up the other day.
no more abo talk theres too much bullshit.
Close call there. Almost thought I was free from you all.
pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
Do I even want to ask what an omegaverse is.
i'm never going back to the felt manor.
Can I have it back now.
I hate to agree but it really is
Why are we talking over text when you have me captured.
So I may have been caught.
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
Do I seriously have to say it again? I'M NOT DEAD. IM ALIVE. IT'S ME ITCHIBOLD SHAMELESS IVORY.
It's important to pay respects, despite my differences.
Don't remind me. I've been staying in my backup haunt.
RATTLES MY CAGE.
Look, I haven't really got a good picture taken, but if you want to put a semblance of a face to the name: I am a dersite, on the taller side. I wear a shirt the same colour as my font under an open black jacket, matching black trousers and shoes. I sometimes wear glasses, it really depends, and a black hat, of course. Oh, and a small silver ring with an amethyst set in.
Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.
Work has me beyond exhausted, is it too much to ask to finish one cup of coffee?
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU
I would crimepost but I think I'm done upsetting people for one day
He would never do that.
I can't outrun her forever, but I can absolutely try!
I5 Mi55 5nowman actually allowed to hurt me? I wa5 ju5t poking a bit of fun! :)
Not until 6
Maybe I defect just so I don't get associated with his shenanigans every fucking day.
I haven't burned it yet. I should really get around to it.
as the father of #pissgate i am prohibiting it's continuity. shut the fuck up. all of you.
DOC SCRATCH SAYS YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME
Just got kicked out of a crime scene for slipping on a pool of blood trying to chase a stray cat that wouldn't let me pet it ama
Whoever decided that there needed to be a step in between the lakefoam living room and the seafoam game room should be shot dead! Just tripped and fell and now I don't know WHEN I am! Theres dinosaurs outside with lasers in space with sharks!
IS SHE OKAY? IF THERES HOOKS INVOLVED SHE COULD BE HURT AND IF SHES HURT WERE ALL SCREWED... EXCEPT MAYBE CLOVER CLOVER WOULD BE OKAY
Patrol's quiet tonight. Ask me anything. Crew need not apply, I won't be telling anything about the Manor floorplan or anything about any potential weakness in the perimeter.
fOund this weird drawing stuck tO a tree. this fOrest is spOOky XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/d4d35ae2c865.png XO
i DID NOT KNOW, bUGGY RADIOS, cOULD EVEN GET THIS, lOUD, aND, aLSO WE NEED TO, rOLL DOWN A WINDOW, fOR THE HEAT, aND, pOTENTIALLY MAYBE AS JUST, a PRECAUTION, tO PREVENT, mORE, uNWARRANTED YELLING, tOWARDS ME,
I missed most of the party. Which meant it was good. #teatime
Save this kind of thing for Slick, why don't you.
oKAY, sO, i THINK SOME PEOPLE SHOULD, bE MORE, aCCOMMODATING AND, uNDERSTANDING TOWARDS THOSE, wITH ALLERGIES AND, uNDERSTAND THAT, iT IS NOT MY FAULT, tHAT A CAT HAS BEEN IN THIS, uBER xl, sOMETIME IN THE PAST, pERIGEE, cAUSING ME TO, sNEEZE AND BLOW, cHEEZ-iT DUST, wELL, tO PUT IT MILDLY, eVERYWHERE, aND, i THINK SOME, cALM WORDS AND, eMPATHY, cOULD GO A LONG WAY, iN THIS SITUATION, #mYePICsNACKtIMEfAIL
#no♰bes♰ofchi♰♰r should I S♰ar♰ Spli♰♰ing Longer Chi♰♰ Screensho♰s In♰o ♰wo Images Or Do We Like ♰he Longer Screensho♰s. ♦️ Pi♰y = ♰wo Screensho♰s/images ♣️ Media♰e =keep Long Screensho♰s
Why's he gotta do all the reactions.
AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK. I DIDN'T -- wait. I did actually take that pill @spadesSlick gave me. FUCK. Another 3 HOURS gone.
Oh. Well, I guess that's. Fine.
I am going to scream.
anyone renting out properties? i don't think we're gonna be able to stay here much longer.
shes crashin my fuckin chittr
why does that condensed milk lady hate all my posts??
Thanks, I also hated you writing that.
Eh, guess the hairless part applies to humans and maybe trolls. Let me put it in a different way. 01, 04, 05 and 06 might be considered twinks. I hated writing that.
What, is everyone too fucking busy to pay attention to ME?
So I'm steppin out of the flyver and some fall guy bobbles this newfangled thing into my hands. Naturally I knew how to use it immediately and decided the crime scene probably didnt need this anyway. So. Here I am typing on a box wondering what a troll is. Or what a chittr is for that matter! Could anyone help a dame out?
#feltmanorpsa at least it's lime flavored jello this time.
#feltmanorPSA The brownies are still uneaten, I just ate a few and they tasted like straight up GRASS. The fuck is this? Enjoy fuckers.
please don'7 say diamonds righ7 now
UPDATE: THE TORTURE LABYRINTH IS NOT MADE FOR FOLKS MY SIZE. I'M STUCK IN A SPIKE PIT AND CAN'T GET OUT.
If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in 7he backyard.
I guess I have two kids now.
i think im going to drive under the influence tonight to soften the blow of being abandoned by someone i thought i could trust. street racing will be organised later. i won't bomb any of your cars this time. #substances
THINKING OF GOING TO THE TORTURE LABYRINTH MYSELF TODAY! JUST TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE!! WE KEEP DROPPING THE KIDS OFF THERE, I SHOULD KNOW WHAT THEY'RE UP AGAINST!!
looking for new crew member. qualifications: must be able to withstand combat. diamond based aesthetic (preferred but not mandatory) initials are dd (preferred but not mandatory) chainsmoking habit (preferred but not mandatory) dersites only. dersite middle aged men preferred.
anybody eLse have #eviLPowers that you can't ever use because they're Like, inherentLy eviL?
the world is against me right now, but i am my own best friend. so fuck the world.
Currently accepting expressions of interest from potential employers. I have a robust resume including prestigious service as part of the Derse Kingdom, long-standing reputation within my local community, and a high Kult score. DM if interested. No Slicks.
Furious that I didn't post this.
I have not posted anything unprofessional. Do not look up my posts to confirm this.
I'm a Sawbuck from the future has the great seahorse uprising begun yet or am I too early?
i mean, paywallin' it just don't sit right with me, but thanks four the vote of confidence!