Snowman
@exiledUniverse
(She/Her) I’m not just the center, I’m the whole universe. Frogs DNI. Banner by strifespec. icon by Baban
[ENTRY 8] [I HAVE SEEN THE CARAPACIAN HOE RECRUITED. AND MADE THE LIFELINE OF THIS UNIVERSE. BY THE PUPPET MOCKERY. I WATCH HER GO AROUND WHEN I’M NOT BUSY BEING THE SHIT. THE WORLD DESTROYING, UNIVERSE CONSUMING SHIT. SHE IS, BY ALL MEANS, JUST ANOTHER BITCH. AND ONE WHO WILL BE DISPOSED OF BY THE END. BUT. THE WAY HER SHINY CARAPACE. MOVES CLAD IN GREEN. AND HER BARELY HIDDEN BITCHY CONTEMPTUOUS GLARE. HIDDEN BY FAKEY FAKE POLITE BULLSHIT. MAKESSS ME FEEL THINGSSS. THINGSSS THAT FEEL FAMILIAR. AND THAT I HAVE BEEN. MISSSSING? AND ALSO. THE SSSOULS WITHIN ME FLARE UP. WITH ENTIRELY DIFFERENT INSSSTINCTS. AS I FEED ON THEM. HM. I WONDER IF SHE. WOULD LIKE TO HOLD HANDS.]
Foul.
An idiot child. That's who I'm fucking working for and died to bring about. An idiot child.
I CAN SEE THIS YOU BITCH OF A TERMAGANT.
I know.
You lot have kept me waiting, haven't you? Apparently, one should be expected to introduce oneself. Very well. You may call me Snowman. Some of you already know who I am from that name alone. Those people should consider themselves fortunate enough to skip the usual mistakes. For the rest of you, I have some advice. There are people you threaten because you expect them to be frightened. Some you threaten hoping for them to fight back. Then there are people you don't threaten at all, because somewhere between drawing the weapon and congratulating yourself for having done so, you remember that consequences can be considerably larger than you could have ever handled. I look forward to meeting you.
Hm. Maybe what I need to do is a high risk, high reward break in. Or infiltration, if I simply switch my clothes.
@exiledUniverse @tresTrace do keep an eye out while I'm not at home.
In a Great annoyance I have let my daughter have a pet frog
What is wrong with you?
Did anybody ever figure out what happened to Green Markiplier, mew?
who the hell are you and why do mew look like that why are you covered in green splatters is that blood
why the hell did you paint mewrself green when you're already green It's not even the same shade, mew
@bubbleBlower @mrBenedict #theFelt is this guy one of yours? mew~ 💖✨
No, this one is just a strange person who's attempted to break in and join us a few times, but we don't claim this...person. Not as far as I know.
She’s posting quite a bit recently, isn’t she.
Lot of activity there, yes.
Tch.
YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT.
The right to say "tch"?
IT’S AN HONOR FOR WARRIORS AND THE STRONG.
Tch.
i wwantt to. try new tthingss mmaybee you. all can hhelpp me llearnn new. tthingss to try and. i can do tthemm
Would you like to learn how to flense someone?
i told you all to #vwatchthisspace. wvell, get ready to say #imcoming because you are *here*. the first annual cronus amporas babe-off #cronusbabeoff is ready to begin! you, yes you, citizens of chittr, are gonna decide wvho the hottest babe in all of paradox space is! vwatch this space and followv the tag to make sure you dont miss any of the upcoming polls. novw, vwithout further ado, heres the bracket line-up. feel free to make some predictions, bet on shit, vwhatevwer. i aint in this for the money, im in this for lowve of the game.
If I lose to Vriska, there will be casualties.
THERE IS A #CONSPIRACY TO REMOVE ME FROM MY #QUAINTLITTLESHACK! IF I GO SILENT FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME YOULL KNOW THAT THE CONSPIRACY OF DANGEROUS PEOPLE KNOWN AS THE FELT HAVE SUCCEEDED IN REMOVING ME FROM MY QUAINT LITTLE SHACK AND I AM ETHER DEAD OR IN A DEEP PERIOD OF MOURNING! I DONT SEE WHY THEY EVEN WANT IT! THEY WERENT USING IT BEFORE I FOUND IT IN OUR BACK YARD FULL OF LAWNMOWER JUICE AND GLASS AND NAILS AND GARDENING SUPPLIES! I WILL REMAIN HERE UNTIL MY BRICK RATIONS FAIL!
You're getting out of the lawn shed now.
This will take a very short amount of time to clean up.
The Cheese is a good look.
@hystericalDame Looking forward to our date, dear.
YOUR WHAT.
It's a fruit.
Don't call me Dear. Hell I'm still on the fence about showin' but I figure it beats you comin' to me at a bad time.
Oh...yes, I've missed this.
You're possibly the only one who can make that outfit look good. It's impressive, honestly.
maY i JUst SaY THAT i am POSItively enaMored wITH YOuR drIp iT Is gETtinG cAugHt on my FUr DEaR MaDAMe MY oNLY rEcCOMENdatIOn WoulD bE to makE tHe teNtaCLES lOnGeR AnD tHe JesTER HAt A MORe FITtInG taBLEU of coLoURs inSTEaD of pitch bLACk UGh THeN yOU WoUld TrUly Be A wOMAN aFTeR my heArt adJaCEnT ORgANs
prety
Thank you, Casey. I'll gut your enemies for you.
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Selling this antique engagement ring (I think) 800,000$ Boondollars! https://i.postimg.cc/T1XbCV3x/Screenshot-20260605-105052-2.jpg ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Wow these sure are some offers however I only accept money. ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
He's a scalper, he's just buying up your stock to undersell you later. He's already got one of those rings. Let me pay you 50x the amount and not kill you where you stand, and I'll take that ring.
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Okay yeah that's a good deal actually sure you can have it ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
Thank you so very much. Here's an extra 100k to ensure our sale.
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Wow okay I'm fucking rich either way hm decisions decisions... ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
Me I have a cool skateboard
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Strong argument. ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ
"ᴳᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃˡᵉ, ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ!" Yeah okay that takes it, it's pride month ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ ۶۟ৎ