Snowman
@exiledUniverse
(She/Her) I’m not just the center, I’m the whole universe. Frogs DNI. Banner by strifespec. icon by Baban
Hmmmm. I'm considering hosting a small party to celebrate my return to Midnight City. For those present or able to visit, by invitation. Make your interest known if you have it, but I intend to be selective.
You can, of course, count me in.
THAT. FuCKING. ***********BITCH.***********
Ha.
[A video is uploaded. Snowman lunges for Gamzee, who, glancing at Caliborn for direction, fails to evade her grapple. She acted just in time to use the purple-blooded troll as a living shield for the hail of bullets from Caliborn's entrance. The very same which requires the CAMERASPRITE to zip to a fresh angle, over Caliborn's shoulder. Snowman engages in a textbook COMBAT OPERANDI: TORSO FLAIL to both disorient the enraged cherub and deflect his gunfire. She follows with a thrust of her LANCE just behind, further skewering Gamzee and nicking Caliborn's arm as he rolls out of the way. She lashes out with her whip, snapping the muzzle of his rifle to the side. Her mouth moves, but the sound of gunfire drowns it out. Caliborn laughs. He sprints out of frame, back up the way they both entered. Snowman blinks, smiles, and follows at a much more leisurely pace. "Perfect. He opened the door for us." The video ends.]
Oh, time for some exploded corn kernels in butter...
I think that's enough catching up on what I've missed. One last smoke, and then I think I'll put a plan into motion. To any reading, this may be your last chance to get a word in edge-wise with the Universe. (Well, Universe to some of you, anyway.)
Knock 'em dead.
IM GETTING A... WHATS IT CALLED? LIKE A HEADACHE WITH #PICTURES
a thought? an idea?
YAH!
Terrifying.
BIG PIE LOTS OF WHIPPED #CREAM HARDBOILED EGG RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!
Fascinating.
CAN WE MAKE IT PLEASE EIGHT HAT!
...Sure.
YAY THANK YOU! YOUR SUPPORT OF #DRIPTIPNATION IS NOTED! YOU SHOULD GE THE #DRIPTIPNATION/#DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION BADGE!
You know? Why not. @imJunior if you could make that happen. I'll collect it.
YOU CAN EAT GLASS NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
HOSPITAL
Stitch is the closest they have.
Perhaps I should introduce myself. I am, and always have been, the only Professor Pocket of The Felt.
I Knew Bossman And The Lady Eight Got Up To Nasty Business In The Master Bedroom And You Are The Result Of All That Hanky Panky
I'm not afraid to slice you down the middle, Stitch.
It Was A Bad Joke Ma'am. Apologies. Humor is Clearly Not My Thing. I Have To Stick To Tailoring.
Yes, for the best. You get a little grace because you're my second favorite.
ANYONE WHO HAS INFORMATION. ON THAT BITCH’S LOCATION. GETS 11 THOuSAND BOONDOLLARS.
/?whos"that"bitch"in?question?\
@blackestQuasar THIS ONE. I WILL ALSO ACCEPT THIS ONE @exiledUniverse. BuT ONLY ONE. IS MuRDERING ALTERNATES. SO THE PRICE OF THE SECOND IS LOWER.
Funny to assume I'm not also killing alternates and perhaps being quieter about it.
*SHE DID FuCKING WHAT.*
Lol. Lmao even.
FuCK OFF uMBI MEAN SNOWMAN.
Backspace key broken?
You know what's funny? This wasn't even the best part. This was the toll for the ferry.
I AM GOING TO GET YOu. I AM *GOING* TO *GET* YOu.
Bark bark. Or should I say... Honk honk?
honk
Ha. Easy.
If anybody needs me I'll be at the Devil's Sacrament.
See you there~
THE AMOUNT THAT I AM GOING TO *GET* THEM INCREASES EVERY TIME THEY SPEAK.
Bluh bluh
*DROP THE LOCATION.*
Oh sure, I'll get right on that!