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(She/Her) I’m not just the center, I’m the whole universe. Frogs DNI. Banner by strifespec. icon by Babillustration

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On the one hand, a deathmatch between Slicks/Jacks could be fun to watch. On the other hand, that many of them in one space...

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I would win but come on You have to admit this is cool huh

Not sure I would define it as "cool", Jack. A singularity of irritation and stabbings? Absolutely. Cool? Unlikely.

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I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.

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You are so right for that

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Ignorance is bliss.

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Wind him up and watch him go.

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didn't ask you.

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who the fuck else would it be?

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@spadesSlick[SS]

Number of men in this world I could be winding up, Slick. You're just one of them.

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what other men??

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@spadesSlick[SS]

Why do you ask? Thought you weren't interested in where I exercise my free will and fingers.

don't play games with me. what other fucking men?

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@spadesSlick[SS]

Possessiveness is an ugly look on you. Do you think you own me, Slick?

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i don't fucking. own you. that's not what i meant. you know it.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

I do. ...I was talking about you. This was just another wind up.

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you fucking. fuck you. fuck you don't contact me.

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The calm after the storm that is April Fool's. Such peace.

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Not for me.

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Sounds like a personal problem.

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I have removed the bomb from Stitch's room. Where I placed it will remain a mystery until I suppose something else sets it off. #theydontdeserveme #MakeHimTheFool

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It's not in my room is it Snowman? I'm still tidying up the pie war in the olive hallway b

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No, Sawbuck, it's not in the manor at all anymore. Good luck with the clean up.

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Good! Thank you Snowman!

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Looking to borrow an accordion. It will come back in worse condition.

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Given the context, I'll just buy you one myself.

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It's a solid investment.

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This isn't even a Billie Holiday record. It's playing Troll Weird Al...

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lOvE that guy. hes rEAl nIcE.

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Far superior, in my excellent opinion.

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It...could be a worse selection.

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I will beat you with an accordion.

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....How on earth does this record still play? I'm actually a little impressed. I'm still hurting whoever did this, but you may be spared from death.

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Whoever replaced my Billie Holiday record with a CHOCOLATE COPY. I will find you, and I will kill you.

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WHY IS IT CHOCOLATE!? Why is EVERYTHING Cake or Chocolate in this house!? I'm staying in my room. If you enter it you will be suffering a consequence. I will teleport you to the other moon and leave you there.

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can i enter it.

You are exempt, Damara. Mind the doorknob, someone switched it for a Chocolate One.

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New wallpaper for my phone. Gluetraps are a good look on you, Itchy.

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There's glitter everywhere, the water is foul, and there's a bear. I'm going to a bar.

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https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-10-2024/ZGvaxO.gif

Apt. Except I'm perfectly fine with them petting "that dawg." Fuck 'em.

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Yes, indeed. Of course, one with power over space and the ability to change the location of objects with but a thought could easily replace the contents of alcohol bottles with a variety of intriguing liquids. Or perhaps the veiled warning I just gave is itself part of a prank? I suppose you wouldn’t know unless you take that chance. Hee Hee.

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My hatred of you grows.

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@itChy What the absolute Fuck did you do to the water? Why is it brown?!

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HAAAAHAHAHAHAH.

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This is what he wants. He wants a reaction. He will get a reaction.

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I hate this day.

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SAME.

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Finally We can agree on something

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HE SARAN WRAPPED MY EN SUITE. THE ENTIRE ROOM. ITCHIBOLD WHEN I GET YOU

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Oh th1s 1s gonna be gooood. Get h1s ass >:) #v1olence 𓂃۶ৎ

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I'm debating the use of fire.

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Quit enc♥︎uraging vi♥︎lence, Calara :( it’s a bad l♥︎♥︎k f♥︎r y♥︎u.

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Let me know when you get h1m, 1 wanna watch. Maybe 1’ll br1ng someth1ng we can roast on the flames. 𓂃۶ৎ

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Shut up. Don’t ru1n my fun. 𓂃۶ৎ

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He’s more competent now but whatever happened to Eggs is starting to unsettle.

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Is there something on my face? Or have I done something wrong? I don't mean to upset anybody.

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@mrBenedict[MB]

You’re just. Different now. Just clean the confetti, Eggs

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I think we need to put him down

Shame.

Im sorry for your loss if you two were close

Oh hardly. It’s just a pain killing Eggs.

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I’m still finding confetti everywhere goddamnit @itChy

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Yes, it is unfortunate, but confetti can be quite itchy if it gets in the wrong places. Should I go get the shop vac?

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@mrBenedict[MB]

…Sure. Shop vac would be ideal.

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On my way, then.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Well. That escalated quickly.

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Ugh. That was too nice of me. I need to go kick a barkbeast now.

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kick me and i swear to fuck i'll kill us both

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Sorry who are you?

Well 1t was under d1re stances eat or be eaten

and what is this about???

Jade Harley and Dave striders Son

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thats my boy, lmao

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Hm. What an interesting life you've led.

Ah, good, a barkbeast I can kick. It's like it says on the tin, Jack. I was being nice, and it gave me "the ick."

Man I'm just standing here Have you tried kicking a cat instead?

Cats are respectable, and hold grudges for fifty generations I hear. Dogs have those big dumb sad eyes and it makes more people upset when they let out a startled yip.