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Snowman [08]
@exiledUniverse
(She/Her) I’m not just the center, I’m the whole universe. Frogs DNI. Banner by strifespec. icon by Babillustration
On the one hand, a deathmatch between Slicks/Jacks could be fun to watch. On the other hand, that many of them in one space...
Not sure I would define it as "cool", Jack. A singularity of irritation and stabbings? Absolutely. Cool? Unlikely.
I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.
Wind him up and watch him go.
Number of men in this world I could be winding up, Slick. You're just one of them.
Why do you ask? Thought you weren't interested in where I exercise my free will and fingers.
Possessiveness is an ugly look on you. Do you think you own me, Slick?
i don't fucking. own you. that's not what i meant. you know it.
The calm after the storm that is April Fool's. Such peace.
I have removed the bomb from Stitch's room. Where I placed it will remain a mystery until I suppose something else sets it off. #theydontdeserveme #MakeHimTheFool
It's not in my room is it Snowman? I'm still tidying up the pie war in the olive hallway b
No, Sawbuck, it's not in the manor at all anymore. Good luck with the clean up.
Looking to borrow an accordion. It will come back in worse condition.
Given the context, I'll just buy you one myself.
This isn't even a Billie Holiday record. It's playing Troll Weird Al...
Far superior, in my excellent opinion.
....How on earth does this record still play? I'm actually a little impressed. I'm still hurting whoever did this, but you may be spared from death.
Whoever replaced my Billie Holiday record with a CHOCOLATE COPY. I will find you, and I will kill you.
WHY IS IT CHOCOLATE!? Why is EVERYTHING Cake or Chocolate in this house!? I'm staying in my room. If you enter it you will be suffering a consequence. I will teleport you to the other moon and leave you there.
You are exempt, Damara. Mind the doorknob, someone switched it for a Chocolate One.
New wallpaper for my phone. Gluetraps are a good look on you, Itchy.
There's glitter everywhere, the water is foul, and there's a bear. I'm going to a bar.
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Apt. Except I'm perfectly fine with them petting "that dawg." Fuck 'em.
Yes, indeed. Of course, one with power over space and the ability to change the location of objects with but a thought could easily replace the contents of alcohol bottles with a variety of intriguing liquids. Or perhaps the veiled warning I just gave is itself part of a prank? I suppose you wouldn’t know unless you take that chance. Hee Hee.
@itChy What the absolute Fuck did you do to the water? Why is it brown?!
This is what he wants. He wants a reaction. He will get a reaction.
I hate this day.
HE SARAN WRAPPED MY EN SUITE. THE ENTIRE ROOM. ITCHIBOLD WHEN I GET YOU
Oh th1s 1s gonna be gooood. Get h1s ass >:) #v1olence 𓂃۶ৎ
Quit enc♥︎uraging vi♥︎lence, Calara :( it’s a bad l♥︎♥︎k f♥︎r y♥︎u.
Let me know when you get h1m, 1 wanna watch. Maybe 1’ll br1ng someth1ng we can roast on the flames. 𓂃۶ৎ
He’s more competent now but whatever happened to Eggs is starting to unsettle.
Is there something on my face? Or have I done something wrong? I don't mean to upset anybody.
I’m still finding confetti everywhere goddamnit @itChy
Yes, it is unfortunate, but confetti can be quite itchy if it gets in the wrong places. Should I go get the shop vac?
Well. That escalated quickly.
Ugh. That was too nice of me. I need to go kick a barkbeast now.
kick me and i swear to fuck i'll kill us both
Ah, good, a barkbeast I can kick. It's like it says on the tin, Jack. I was being nice, and it gave me "the ick."
Cats are respectable, and hold grudges for fifty generations I hear. Dogs have those big dumb sad eyes and it makes more people upset when they let out a startled yip.