Doc Scratch
@thegoodScratchdoctor
Your viewing this was, of course, inevitable. Nevertheless, it is my duty as an excellent host to welcome you to this page.
Having changed out the voice for Ol’ Blue Eyes temporarily has truly made this experience far more tolerable. What a lovely voice. Not that I minded the default, but I’m allergic to desperation.
Not at all, I refer to the last part. Though it’s also in the future. Also, everything I do is reading ahead.
at this point, i'm sUrprised he's not proUdly wearing the folgers badge.
I’d like to think of myself as the Sauron to my lord’s Morgoth.
Hm. Perhaps we can skip forward a fair few for these next ones? They’re hardly incredibly new material. Unless we wish to see his failed projection-courting of countless other Snowmen repeated ad nauseam.
BPP < no yeah lets not get too boring meow B33 < youve only got so much refilling health bar left aftpurr all
Now, let’s see if we can’t, for a moment, make the heart beat.
B// < id say this was furry wholesome if you werent tagging it body horror
He’ll be normal about that when he’s back, I’m sure. Is what I would say, if that were true.
I don’t regret what I did there. It was necessary, one of the things that MUST have been done. And yet the purpose behind it ultimately ended up futile, in the grand scheme of things. I suppose I regret I did it for no real reason.
I'm sorry to hear that, the Devil from the bible.
Speaking of radiation, I do need to continue irradiating collected cells of a dead cherub.
Of course, yeah. Why wouldn't you need to do that?
Well, “need” is a flexible word. Primarily I am doing this experimentation because I want to, and if the experiments are to continue the way I want them to I need to continue irradiating cells.
I lied, two questions. Angels are real??? What are you hoping to achieve by irradiating one???
Not exactly as you know them, but yes. And I am intending to see if I can infuse a particularly potent genetic code into it.
Alright yeah, good luck Doc. Hope you don't get smitten for your hubris. I would make a more specific reference but I never read the bible.
I won’t be. I imagine that would have happened at this point by virtue of me being the devil, if it were going to.
“But, soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliette is the sun.”
That one scheme is still moving oddly slow, hm. It might be beneficial to move it along some time.
something something patience is a virtue. and anyway didnt you spend millenia on some of your "schemes".
True on both accounts. Still, I’ve six and a half years of this lifespan remaining. I only have an extraordinary amount of time, not an infinite number. But really? It’s a matter of medium. Places like this tend not to wait very long.
Ah, look who’s returned. This will be entertaining.
I tell you that clockwork's a powerful thing There's a terrible strength in those tightly-wound springs And a gentleman's pocket-watch stays by his heart And that's where the damage can start. https://youtu.be/uBefecNTQok?is=ypMTi4cmXVYFEdnz
A very, very excellent time to say… Tick. Tock.
tick tock on the clock but the party dont stop dont stop make it pop dj blow my speakers up
…ah, there’s an idea. That one WOULD need a body. I’ll add it to the list.
I will return to painting these eight ball eyes inverted colors now.
To be specific, I mean in the sense that my lord is incubating inside me and will emerge from my body.
Congratulations...? Or alternatively, sorry about your worms that are also causing religious delusions
[emotion_detected: confusion] [emotion_detected: disgust] action; statement input; statement: what action; query input; query: what action; statement input; statement: actua||y, i do not want to know
…I believe I, technically, am pregnant.
Please don't describe your being a vessel for Lord English that way.
You didn't lay the egg, you are the egg. You're going to crack and he's going to emerge out of the shell of your body.
A bit outside my usual taste, but it has excellent style. https://youtu.be/VHEJrXPvU5s?is=QJ2rgxvxawIWerXS #musicposting
It seems some people are in denial of my previous stated fact, shame.
I remain a charming gentleman, naturally.