Doc Scratch
@thegoodScratchdoctor
Your viewing this was, of course, inevitable. Nevertheless, it is my duty as an excellent host to welcome you to this page.
i feel filthy THAT SOUL. IS IN MY BODY. if anyone needs me, i will be dry cleaning myself. FOR A LONG TIME.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Purrm!ss!on to g!ggle at you?꠹
Stop teasing me, and do it now. I'm sick of people teasing me. Don't threaten me with a good time, Cueball.
She will, perhaps, someday soon realize her best option is not to defy her fate. But to… …sidestep it.
it's yoU who misUnderstand me, sir. i was making a reference! https://youtu.be/HkSUnEiSVYM
I am sensing something ominous.
You are really bad at this omniscience shit.
i cant wait to curbstomp you in these ugly ass know nothin rick owens shoes
me when beau asked me to clean up shit five hours ago an i hear his key in the front door
me when i hit some guy named pickle's bowl #substance
I will be having Stitch creating new outfits.
At tailoring? No, he would almost certainly destroy any form of clothing he touched. But it would be amusing to watch.
For exact clarity, the deadline for applications to The Table will be this Thursday, 8:30 PM EDT. I will repost the application here for the convenience of any who has not seen it. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpHTUcTh_mEcBUrCL7QE5SUfyzsvJpD5Xg20Yv4tieVxLDjw/viewform?usp=header
I will remain calm. I will not allow the petty irritations of some subcreature get to me.
Repulsive. Vile.
Nah, don't think I will. Considering you keep coming on my threads crying, getting between me and the Lord. I'm gonna bother you until I'm bored.
it's okay to get embarrassed when someone notices your crush dude.
Oh, yeah. You so do, even if this analogy is anal worms. >:)c
oh come off it, you always find it amusing when it happens to me. it's okay to feel bashful!
I foresaw that I would be giving my own timelines Itchy a raise. Now I understand why.
There will also be a team building party after applicants are accepted.
I will also be pinning the application until Thursday, for your convenience.
This is of course the preordained time to make this announcement. As it is important to preserve the purity of my timeline, I require individuals from beyond it to help serve my various interests. That is why I am announcing the formation of The Table- this organization may be seen as something of a subset of my Felt, one focused on cross timeline activity. You will answer directly to me, and by extension my lord if he ever wills it. Members of The Table will receive excellent benefits, of course. There will be a sign on bonus of any request you may have within reason, and aid and appropriate resources will be available to you for your own personal ventures- so long as they do not harm my own interests of course. Applications are of course now open. There are six seats currently open- or pockets to be filled, if you will. I will announce the hand picked candidates on Thursday, while the rest will be kept in reserve for potential future membership. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpHTUcTh_mEcBUrCL7QE5SUfyzsvJpD5Xg20Yv4tieVxLDjw/viewform?usp=header
as always, anyone who joins has signed away their own fate, as well as making many, many enemies.
I can assure you they will be well protected from a mewling muse such as yourself.
Oh, and don’t think I didn’t notice the nerve struck, my dear.
I don’t particularly care if Ms. Vriska Serket endeavors to add me to her “cringe compilation. I have seen and cultivated her early life, and it’s certainly far more “cringe” than anything I could ever do.
It pisses me off how funny you ★re sometimes.
Friends, the idle brain is the devil’s playground.
This is propaganda to try and make you not play Cookie Clicker. Don't listen.
My brain looks pretty satanic even on my most active days.
idle hands do the devils work. you ever heard that one doc
dude. jerking off is your work? creepy old man in back alley vibes #nsfw
Phillippians 4:8 This one is straight out of the Christian bible LMAO
idle hands do the devils work is legit a phrase used to say masturbation is evil and thats why you should constantly do shit. i think you besmirched your own name on that one bud
:33 < me staring at this drooling and crosseyed wondering if the devil thinks my playground is fun
I find myself quite enjoying this song. For at least one obvious reason, Hoo Hoo. https://youtu.be/LI_Oe-jtgdI?si=9DW3ZycwbTE_1oKZ
Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
It seems I will have my own announcement to make in the relative future, as well.
You only have approximate knowledge of the things you're going to do? Lmao??? Bullshit ass omniscience.
hey, whoever you love or however you wanna be we'll still be here for you just as much as before. take your time. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☮️🥰🥰
That is neither the announcement I am referring to nor is me being attracted to a small subset of men any form of new development.
for real? hey that's cool. idk maybe you wanted to announce you were comin out of the closet as straight. or that you were secretly ru paul an that's why you like weird little machinations. anyway this one is gettin away from me. what announcement?
Well, now. It seems another Writer has joined our ranks. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
You say that like you are a writer.
I most assuredly am. My writing is simply on a far grander scale than most.
Merely look at any of the Alternians present and you will see my work made clear.
A pitiful creature really. Still, I do need backups.
8ackup solutions, or 8ackup copies of your self? You mentioned phylacerties. I also, 8elieve, I recall a vague mentioning of the fictional horcrux of Harry Potter (8legh) fame on here recently.
The reference to the second was not me. From a certain point of view, one could say both assumptions are true.