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@thegoodScratchdoctor

Your viewing this was, of course, inevitable. Nevertheless, it is my duty as an excellent host to welcome you to this page.

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No respect.

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Yeah they just don't respect us.

Do you really think you deserve any

Yes, I do. Or perhaps I did, at the very least.

You think this act will garner sympathy?​ That you are worth a single ounce of pity The things I've seen you do disgust me Scratch My mothers told me all about you too So you feel pain.​ Am I supposed to weep?​ To update my opinion?​ Sympathize?​

Everything I have done I have done because it is my nature, as it is the scorpions nature to sting the frog. I am cruel, I am manipulative, I am prideful. These are aspects of me that I have always been, always will be. Just as you are as you are now because it is as you have always been and always will be. If you were to have my position, you would have not have done anything differently. None can escape their nature. They can only become more of it.

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It is odd. I’ve never viewed my inability to stop thinking as a problem before. Hm.

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Bro got anxiety now.

I would not call it “anxiety”.

I am still Doc Scratch.

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.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ 0K4Y QU33N 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖

I do not. *Like* feeling tired.

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wah.​ wah.​ wah.​ i have called the wambulance.​ U will b transported 2 the boohoospital.​

I hardly expect sympathy. All the same, do you really believe this paints you as anything other than childish, young lady?

& Ur tantrum doesnt?​

… Touché.

do you al2o liike burniing, liike burniing iin2iide a fiire? a2kiing for a friiend.

Ah, a reunion. How lovely. I say with vitriol.

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dont you dare.

I do not have the energy to make anny attempt, yet. And I would rather not make any moves with my lord in his current…mood. But do not make the mistake of assuming I listen to you.

I am going to operate in the assumption that will not become a problem.

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That sounds like a stupid stipulation for a god to have

You might see it that way. I would argue otherwise.

Well, that's because daddy said so, right?

Casper. Please.

You're not even fighting back :(

I feel…tired. Which is entirely new.

Bro. That's scary.

Yes, it is. So many events are filled with such novelty and uncertainty for me, now.

Are ya turnin' into a real boy, Doc?

I. Am ending this line of questioning.

Hm.

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CANS THINKS THOUGHTS SOMETIMES TOO.

@canS[CS]

you're doin great, big guy

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Don't hurt yourself, now.

@tresTrace[TT]

CANS WAS JUST THINKING THAT. RIGHT AFTER CANS READ IT FROM YOU. THANK.

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YES. WOULD MAKE CANS JEALOUS. WHEN CANS COULD HAVE DONE HURTING. 👉👈

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SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

BUT. My lord. They… I. WE…

WE? *WE* ARE OVERDUE FOR A VERY LONG. AND VERY. VERY MOTHERFUCKING *PAINFUL* CONVERSATION.

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not like you need it anymore dumbass, your boss is already here, after all. :)

You are NOT involved in this conversation.

i'm feeling pretty involved.

NO. LET THAT STUPID FUCKER. MOCK YOU. SHOW YOU HOW MUCH OF A GODDAMN PANSY BITCH YOU’VE BECOME. FOR MOTHERFUCKING GARBAGE LIKE THAT ONE. TO BE ABLE TO MOCK YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA. YOU HAVE LET YOURSELF BECOME ROTTED. AND CORRUPTED. AND STUPID. YOU HAVE BECOME A *MEDIOCRE* HOST. AND IT IS TIME I FORCE YOU. *TO UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCES.*

Bro your daddy is mad at you.

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How…did they manage…

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by being better. :)

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not quite omnis(ient, i suppose

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skrill issue

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this is clearly your fault sir

It seems I have a new opportunity to prove myself to him.

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This is kind of sad

You may very well view it that way.

My favorite part of this chapter, is of course when [spoilers redacted]. …hm. That is odd.

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Girl don't you have thing to do why are you playing video game

I am not playing it, I just know what happens.

Glad to see you struggling.

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My talents are being wasted.

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Bro, Cuestick is gonna hit you.

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WHAT? ...HOW?

I didn't know he allowed you to bitch about work. That's progressive!

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Hey, man. I think I'm supposed to hit you with a stick.

@lordJack[LJ]

It seems my lord considers my actions taken on this website…”corruption”. Of my original purpose.

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Do not do this.

It's in the title. I don't know if I get a say in it.

HM. THAT IS. CONCERNING, HONESTLY. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT SHIT, MY GUY.

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@lordJack[LJ]

…I appreciate it, my other lord.

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…Good for him, I suppose.

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We're going to need to go over a lot, I expect.

You expect well.

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I am an excellent guardian.

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Eh.

You who have no experience can hardly speak.

YOU'RE A BETTER HOST. DON'T GET IT TWISTED, NOW.

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You don't know if I've raised anything or anyone. You never asked.

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For the formality, then: Have you?

I feel like you aren't asking because you care. :(

Would it matter if I was?

It would make me feel better.

dude forgot you're daddy now

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I am being utilized for. Knowledge regarding a diner. Hm. Whatever my lord wishes.

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Is it even a good diner?

No.

The Last Chance then?

A logical guess.

A correct one?

iss it perhapss abbout a late night bburger diner

Yes.

What a delightful new addition to the user base.

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Didn't your papa say you're not allowed to have opinions?

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Do not say those words to me.

Personally, I think it's cool that you're becoming your own person. Like, okay girl, you are already is here. Why does what you do even matter if he is already doing what got done tomorrow?

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My lord. Has the right to state whatever he wishes.

Yeah, I got ya pal. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

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This will take a very short amount of time to clean up.

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The Cheese is a good look.

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“I am His Messenger,” the daemon said. As in contempt he struck his master’s head.

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A misquote that frustratingly falls short Of the original's iambic meter

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You fixed it just to gaslight me I see Well played, I say, Doc scratch.​ Well played indeed

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Hoo Hoo.

You may think she’s gone insane…

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Nosy, nosy.

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:(

Not you.

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Hmm.

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i know but i wanna make it known that i dont like you and hope you live forever in a box you cant get out of D:

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I intend for one of those things to occur, I assure you.

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isnt dying part of your whole deal?? >:T

yes tf i am

Oh, it most assuredly is. And I will die. But with strange aeons…

i love that youtuber :0

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