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Your viewing this was, of course, inevitable. Nevertheless, it is my duty as an excellent host to welcome you to this page.

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Hm.

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One day, we might finally uncover a Vriska with some amount of class.

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Why should that classiness ever 8e wasted on people who clearly don't appreci8 it?

8itch I ain't got fucking time for plea8ntries

This is a good time.

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You would think that.

A cue ball suddenly rolls into our garden.

stop that.

No.

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your mere existence makes mistress frames presence onfinitely preferable.

*infinitely.

That is an exceedingly rare sentence, my dear.

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dont call me that. i will gouge out your eyes and cut your tongue.

Small issue with both of those threats, I don’t have those.

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i know. i think it will make for a fun challenge.

Oh, no, my novelty cat clock. Anyways.

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It's got a good new home.

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Precisely how I thought he'd react.

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Told you. Inconsequential.

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“The visage could not be denied. It was immense, it filled a quarter of the sky. It had empty slots for eyes - it was metal and cruel... and worst of all, it was God.”

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whats the quote from. familiar.

Philip K. Dick.

i see.

Profit in the Felt is up by 87% when I directly lead the Felt over the Lord, by the way. Not that I even need the money. But still.

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can i have tThe moneY instTead

No.

rude

Can I have the money then?

You do not functionally need money either, Jack.

Yes but I like getting things.

This is going to be quite the sad day for you, then.

Does this mean I can stop getting comments on my posts that say "PAY CuT"

Well, I won’t be making them. I can’t say anything about him.

Thank you Doc

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Now that’s amusing.

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what?

Someone else found out the password to my lord’s coat and has had him logged out while he’s preoccupied.

hehehe. that is fun.

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Hm. The silence has started to reach the point I find concerning.

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Hm.

Hm...

Oddly, an entirely different sense from the one in the sarcophagus. Not my problem, I imagine.

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A creeping Void I sense.

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not a fan when someone else is being the creep, then? :/

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Not quite the kind of creeping I meant, Hoo Hoo.

dude just admitted to creeping.

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Guessing you won't elaborate and instead opt to be vague because it 'serves your purposes' or makes you feel superior or whatever such thing.

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I will allow that my actions are demeanor are considered “creeping” by the masses, yes.

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There is little to elaborate on. I merely sense the absence of information where information should be present. Like seeing the water ripple from a moving beast below its surface whose details cannot be seen.

Unrelatedly to my last post, I am going to enjoy watching the fall.

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unrelatedly

You passed the test.

lmao

It does not take omniscience to read some of you like an open book.

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read me boss im tryna get read @

Actually Shut The Fuck Up

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go on then

I should, perhaps, check what is going on within that sarcophagus. Eventually.

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@blackestQuasar By the way, excellent show, my dear. I had of course no doubts in your success. Best of luck in all future endeavors.

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Thank you, dearest Doctor. I intend to have a lot of fun now that the threat of being tracked down is mitigated.

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Oh, but that ring will never cease haunting me.

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I am grateful I lack ears.

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damn we got a freak with no ears over here

This is information that has been freely available to anyone for a very long time.

oh i know im just making sure you know its weird

You are, in fact, part bird.

oh shit really i never knew

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If I were a Sonic character, I believe I would be Dr. Starline. I am sharing this because I can.

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You are claiming this to be true, certainly.

Hehehehe. 8) D-o-o-n't y-o-o-u believe me?

If only I could say yes. It would be funny.

I'm Casper f-o-o-r real!

You’re saying this.

Hehehehe

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does. does that make dirk eggman?

I suppose he would fit the role more than my lord would.

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bald dirk with a moustache.

I don’t like this image.

When the clock strikes twelve tonight, the quality of posting on this website shall plummet once more.

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Alas.

Isn't this timezone-dependent?

More than any other.

The Lord of Time decides which zone applies to him.

Midnight for which of the rest of us so I can line up my favorite zingers.

It will be the specific midnight I speak of in four hours and twenty minutes.

420 blaze it haha

That one was weak.

Yeah. I was distracted, give me a break.

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As It Should.

You people have to stop encouraging him.

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Hm?

You know. I know. *We* know what I mean.

Yes, yes. It is quite funny to entertain him once in a while, though.

Posts like those. Times like these. The more and more I understand. Oh, the more I understand.

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