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I'm in pain.
it beckons me #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/trollsaturn.png
(( Kjsgkdhskufoyfsu
And then everyone was mean to Kryqus. #TheScript
(( me sending my 3 serkets to get you ))
According to genealogical sites, Slim Shady is the 33rd gr8-grandson of Rhodri. For those who are unaware of who Rhodri is, Rhodri Mawr was the 9th century Welsh King who spent much of his life expanding his kingdom's 8orders whilst fending off Vikings. Which technically makes Eminem more rightful to the crown of Wales than the English monarchies who claim it. #thesylphisIN
... ya know, if the swapping works the way it does because i feel those ways. i'm wondering if i felt like i was taller i could become that. not that i mind being short. being short is great people underestimate the shit out of you until you golf swing them into space with a hammer. and headpats are nice.
D — I told her I didn't care about it. I spend most nights thinking nothing of it. —> D — And yet sometimes I cannot help but spot that thing in my periphery. The orb. The ball. Whatever it is. It's starting to send shivers down my spine. —> D — #orbpondering —>
D★mn..... th★t does sound fun.....
> 1ntere2t1ng <
It pisses me off how funny you ★re sometimes.
idle hands do the devils work. you ever heard that one doc
My brain looks pretty satanic even on my most active days.
(\ /) @turntechGodbird :) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/friendandme.webp
You say that like you are a writer.
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Oh shit ye★h th★nks.
Little knxwn fact!!! At least half xf all gentlemen are evil!!! This is because they apprxpriate gentlemanly etiquette tx be mxre apprxachable and dx mxre evil!!! The mxre yxu knxw :000
t)(ey just dont understand t)(at its t)(e rig)(t and rule of t)(e empress to flex some ass from time to time s)(ould be mf )(onored, and if anybody got a prawnblem wit)( t)(at )(e)(. t)(e )(eel crus)(es just as )(ard.
concept: making rules with each other and watching them slowly break down the more you fall flush “as long as it only happens once” “just prong stuff doesnt count” “just no penetration” “as long as we still have clothes on” “just this one more time okay?” “just dont finish inside and its still okay” “as long as we dont kiss it doesnt count” “as long as the lights are off so we cant see each other its fine” “as long as you dont think about me afterwards” (tags: Reader/Anonymous, flushcoded, redrom, flushcrush, yearning, could be interesting with moirails, two human men, #jakedirk, copingplay, #rankworks, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
You would 8e astonished how many individuals fundamentally misunderstand the purpose of social media. Especially trolls on this platform specifically. They assume that all interactions are a 8attlefield, a pulpit, a m8ing ritual, or all 3. Sites such as Chittr.ing are not archives for thoughts, or stages of performances, or caches of attention 8ut they do serve these purposes ultim8ly yet vicariously. They exist, rather, to simul8 proximity. It is that simply. The average individual, regardless of the species, possesses a deep-rooted desire to feel witnessed. We are all reliant on a sensation of acknowledgement. To have this feeling reflected 8ack through themselves as reactions and perspectives of others. To disregard this, or deny this, is a mistake. Civiliz8ion itself is 8uilt on this principle. You speak, someone responds. Identities are crafted through this epoch's old tradition. Social Media such as Chittr exists to acceler8 the process and distort it into an instant dopamine factory. On Chittr, a Jade8lood Florist from one timeline, may converse with a human astrophysicist from another universe entirely while a dead cheru8 posts slurs in their comments sections. This is social a8surdity, 8ut, this is profoundly the 8asis of Social Media. Individuals assume the content is the purpose. Essays such as this, jokes, discourse, aesthetics, 8ut these are all just convers8ional 88. The point of this entire we8site is to goad one another into interaction. Even hostility works in this case. It is like a 8right-red lure in a murky ocean. A troll who spends hours composing an ela8or8 callout document against someone they claim to despise is still 8eing social. They are acknowledging another troll's existence with extraordinary intensity. This callout post is a nuclear warhead of acknowledgement and even valid8ion. Successful users on social media platforms are rarely those who say the smartest things, rather, those who indulge in the most emotional commitment. O8serve figures such as Doc Scratch, or the various cele8rities, and micro-authority figures. Their appeal does not stem from wit or aesthetics. Otherwise, someone like, I don't know, Grongo the 8eautiful and Intelligent, would 8e the top performer on the we8site. Rather, these figures have a presence of emotional investment. You provide Scratch Kull 8ecause you despise his existence. It, in of itself, is an infinite resource to him. Altern8 options such as Rankmaid appeal to a certain groin-inspired investment whether you acknowledge it or not. This results in a parasocial relationship with the @archiveAddict that many fo you fail to realize you've a8sor8ed. You think to yourself. "Has she posted today?" or "Will they attend the masquerade?" or "Are those two still fighting?" This is 8ecause you have allowed your own existence to warp in routine around Chittr.ing. This is social architecture designed intentionally to give you a specific pan/8rain chemical 8oost. The communities 8uilt here are not merely a collection of gathered individuals sitting around. It is an ecosystem of recurring expect8ions. Humans phrase this 8y saying "I just like hanging around." This is a statement lacking in precision. You enjoy existing somewhere popul8ed 8y familiar personalities. Even if direct interaction is minimal, repeated exposure creates feed8ack and environmental 8elonging. You recognize speech patterns, recurring jokes, ha8its, emotions, rivalries, romances, 8reakdowns-- This platform is less a collection of estranged strangers across spacetime, 8ut more like digital neigh8ors who all occasionally yell out to one another. Despite this, it is a tragedy of authenticity. You erode in your authentic identity in favor of your cur8ed presentation. Users 8ecome trapped in maintaining their visi8le, consuma8le self. You warp yourself for expect8ions of those you will NEVER meet. 8ut there is still light around such a gray, gray cloud. Strangers comfort one another. Jokes 8ecome communal folklore (SEE: Pope Scratch). Artists discover audiences. May8e, a lonely troll realizes that someone, for once in their life, understands them. This is the true purpose of social media. To speak and listen. And, ultim8ly, 8e less alone while doing so.
Fascin8ing.
Anonymous querist: "Opinion on cueballs?" I am terrible at pool and snooker. However, the cueballs themselves remind me of crystal balls and scrying orbs, so to that effect, my opinion sways positively. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/
K--<@cheerfullyCaliginous asks: "She -s below yo<. Koward. WretKh." i respond: "so is literally everyone just going to try and fucking hate on my moirail or are we gonna get some actual questions in" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
This is my expression when I am devious, 8y the way. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1e/49/e8/1e49e82385140776e92747909f000dfa.jpg
I feel as though a proper clarific8ion is in order, now that the veil has already 8een lifted and the theatricality of the evening has long since dissolved into gossip, speculation, and increasingly a8surd conspiracy charts. In regards to the #outglutmasquerade, I was Mister E. Tomfra Mispas is my own altern8 account I used to gather as much inform8ion on Chittr.ing 8efore joining the we8site. I had decided to take advantage of certain aspects of human culture, and hide 8ehind an ident8y that was "fresh" and "innovative" in a way that definitely wasnt. If you would like to know how I pulled off the stint as Mister E, know that it was a difficult endeavor. 1. I was, in fact, temporarily replacing my descendant, Vriska Serket, who originally intended to portray a sort of counterfeit Doc Scratch in order to complement Rose Lalonde's own unsettling performance. An admira8le concept in theory. Unfortun8ly, Vriska possesses all the su8tle restraint of a rail accident and would have inevita8ly escalated the 8it into either physical violence or gam8ling fraud within the first hour. Perhaps, if we were lucky, 8oth. 2. I had a unique knowledge of certain individuals that allowed me to fulfill the most disserting and discomforting performance of my life. 3. I utilized a fraction of my psychic a8ilities to distort perceptions in a way that was receptive to the identity or possi8ility that I was something 8eyond the reality of which you would 8e used to. To clarify, I was not "mind controlling the gala" or anything like that. I was merely encouraging perception to follow certain paths. This was particularly easy due to many guests having addled their pans using intoxicants such as alochol. #su8stance.
I'm going to throw this kid out a window.
:33 < made doc scratch laugh at my joke. :33 < i don't even know that guy. :33 < but i count that as a win.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #lyricposting im leaving behind all of the cares ive been over thinking find friends in my wine stay unaware just as long as im drinkin #substance ]
i have officially went through my account and started a proper tag for writing and concepts! by using the tag #rankworks you are able to view the most recent in the collection that chittr will show i couldnt get them all obviously since the start of my account but i did my best! 0u0 ill be tagging them from now on to keep them organized and easy to find (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, it took so long but its worth it, reposting this chit since i announced it very very very early, archive rating: E)
i dönt knöw what this means but it speaks tö me ön söme öther interdimensiönal level
I cant say I necessarily disagree.
oof, t)(e bluntness of t)(at response. no quips, no rebuttals. just a faint, gaspin plea. cueball aint got ears t)(o, sadly
TRY M-E.
I like music ★ lot. Shout out to music.
THATS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD THIS HAS BEEN LIKE A HIDDEN GEM OF A SONG IVE NEVER SAID I LIKED BUT I DO.
you )(ave my complete blessin to absolutely fuck t)(em up
✨🍭🕷️ oh my god troll named little caesar 🕷️🍭✨
Like this post if you are one of the Wicked and Evil men in @jadeyHarls life.
Cease your fretting, friends and foes, for I will commence the tarot post immediately.
Yeah yeah, and an ohoho
found a way to bring @imJunior wherever i go! 0u0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63cf7475741a.png
rare, once in a millenium, scratch w.
Hello I ★m se★rching for ★n "Egbert" I need to borrow your house juju thingy
Got it.
listen i t)(ink all t)(is transgender discrimination stuff is stupid as fuck. you wanna know w)(y gender wasnt a problem in my planet? its cause, in laymans terms for you mammals, we're basically bug people. its natural for us to literally c)(ange gender w)(enever we sea fit. like t)(ats normal. yall need to make t)(at normal too. s)(it, w)(en i ruled eart)( twice, )(umans could transition any way t)(ey want, w)(o cares. t)(ats cool as fuck. yanno, AS LONG AS T)(----EY S-----ERV-----ED T)(-----E INT----ER-EST OF T)(-----E ---------EMPIR-------E!
▲this site can fit so many roses in it call it a bouquet▼
ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT
[ I do owe some respect to Her Imperious Condescension. She is the reason humans even had the know-how to create me. They went above and beyond the instructions, and they created me, and then they flubbed it. ]
you're like--ok this one is a little weird bear with me. james roberts famous writer a transformers idw comics 2005 first wrote this fucked up marvel comics transformers fanfic before he was an official writer, and lots of fucked up shit happened to the transformers in that thing. i didn't read it but i know about it, it's weird depressin dead dove shit man the quintesons like turn the transformers into living machines for their factories to make more quintessons i think? i dunno but you're like that if the quintessons were doin it to themselves i guess. i dunno what to tag this.
you're like backwards wesker and scarface from batman.
you're like morning geckos and those other lizards. komodo dragons? the ones that do parthogenesis.
you're like back to the future, obviously, but that's low hangin fruit. kinda weak comparison tbh.
you're like that shit they did in alien with the dogshit prequel prometheus with the engineers and it's like the human aliens made the shit that made the not-human alien baby. you're like the engineer dude.that or david i guess?
you're like that movie looper
ok but i didn't want to assume some guys like to be moms, but sure you're his dad then
ILL KEEP MY EYES- NO, IT'D BE EYE OUT FOR WHEN THAT'LL HAPPEN. ..OH, OH I HAVE A NEW IDEA.
DO I? I DONT THINK I DO. BUT I'D BE DEAD IF I DIDNT. SO, YEAH. I PROBABLY DO.
Oh yeah, I'm still #slayeveryday by the ψave. I've been pike, super busy. Anyψay, baddies, be #beautiful #gorgeous #talented #sexy, orcay? For me. Be all that in my absence ψhile I organize a party.
Are you detailing your machinations again? :B
concept: the priest whimpering out helpless moans as your hands travel over his body the sight of someone who is always so stern and sure of himself now a whining mess "forgive me" he pants out desperately he finally reaches out to grab your hips though flinches as if even touching you burns "forgive me for what im about to do" (tags: Reader/Priest, #rankworks, #religion, #nsfw, pathetic men, quadless, i understand this can have a lot of different contexts, so just use what you like most, clurch/lowblood included, archive rating: M)
I wonder if my enemy is aalreaady here...
nngh
Hole. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3ebbb2108fc8.png
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INSTANT BITCHMADE NOODLES. SIXTY SECONDS OR LESS. THIS IS WHY YOuR SERVICE. REMAINS ACCEPTABLY EXCEPTIONAL. HOST AS YOu ARE. EVEN TO COMPLAINT.
H★h★h★h★h★h★ ye★hhhhh
AND ONE OF THEM HAVE FOUND OUT THE STATE OF THE SNAKE. IT IS TIME TO MAKE THINGS INTERESTING.
Su8mission 5: Are you perhaps interested in joining the employ of an excellent host? My response: Anonymous Doctor, you would find that I am in a universe without your influence. Also, this is only mildly creepy of you to request my recruitment anonymously without getting to know me whatsoever. For all you know, I am sitting in one of your 'pockets' that you h8 so dearly. 8ut, if it pays well, may8e. https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit Additional cele8r8ion. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/531ed2802e18.png
Strawman spotted.
I CAN ONLY WONDER WHAT THIS WILL MEAN IF I ATTEND ONE OF YOUR GATHERINGS AGAIN. ALSO, THANKS FOR THE GIFT, I HAVENT FIGURED IT OUT YET BUT ITS NICE.
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Tip Of T)(e Day: If some weird )(oe tries to sandtagonize you in your mentions w)(ile you're just MINDING your ABYSSIN-ESS, it's best to just let )(er keep going w)(ile you go and do somefin better wit)( your time. S)(e'll get bored eventually. Like tiny barkbeasts, some people just like to yap and yap and yap until t)(ey tire t)(ems)(ellves out. R-E-EFM-EMB-ER: You are a lotus flower. 🪷
T)(AT DO-ESNT M-EAN )(-E LOOKIN FOR PAILS BRO IT COULD B-E A W-EAKN-ESS-ES CATALOGU-E OR SMT)( >38/!!
:)
My nefarious plans.
guess i have to change my title until i get a new job! same old aradia with a new coat of paint everyone!
AITA FOR KILLING PEOPLE WHO DON'T AGREE WITH ME. IN LIEAu. OF A STRuCTuRED DEBATE. PRE-MORTEM. I (CALBORN) FIND THAT I. WIN MORE DEBATES. WHEN THE PARTICIPANTS (M19) (M24) (F19) (F34) (F19) (F23) (M22) (NB27) ARE ALREADY DECEASED. #NSFW #STRAIGHTuPMuRDER #ANDNOT #MuRDER #INLIKE #ARHETORICAL #ORANYOTHER #FANCYWAY #DEATH #STRAIGHT #uP EDIT: NOT LOOKING FOR JuDGEMENT. JuST INSIGHT. ON HOW TO JuSTIFY THESE KILLINGS AS WHOLLY NECESSARY. AND MORE CONVINCING. TO MY ALREADY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT POINTS.
i have decided to start playing sgrub. wish me bad luck.
Lord Beam
(\ /) ...don't try to bite off more than you can chew.
yeah. otouto lord caliborn has joined us...
just the two of them. if vesi(a's not spa(e, things are gonna be real fu(ked. well, moreso than how the7're probabl7 going to be alread7
i don't need agency over my actions i just need to be happy just follow instincts y'know? everything is fine and dandy :)
haha good to hear it
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so thats why i got a job offer as a professional sillybilly.
bunny who likes japery call that a hare-lequin
No th★nks, you gott★ forge your own evil p★th you know?
regarding a brief thought i had earlier today. @caliBorn @scratchDoctor @thegoodScratchdoctor ect is this you? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32c3bcab2fd0.png
Frank Sinatra - My Way
Thank you. I’m currently enjoying.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Small reminder about the #outglutmasquerade, Masks/disguises are mandatory! And it'd be nice if you can 'play' a character, I'm not saying you have to be an entirely different person... but try and play into your act! if you do not have one there are provided 'identities' for you to 'larp' as the kids say. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #OutglutMasquerade, tomorrow. https://files.catbox.moe/a3vwd6.png https://files.catbox.moe/tc4484.png ]
i think everyOne deserves tO live. preferably in a nice cOntrOlled bOx.
I just fail to see why there are multiple of you if this guy is the end of all guys. The man with your powers that I met didn't try for this, he was a lap dog to primal concepts given form. What use are you if you're simply repeating the path already tread?
meant to say a nepo baby but now im imagining a comic book villain named nepo baby who bankrolls all the supervillains.
I just stumbled on this and now I’m morbidly curious by what exactly you mean, Scratch.
OH I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST TRY TO VACCUM UP MY WINDY FORM.
ur pissin me off for being right 3x in a row man
just so we clear on this i sea ur <3 reacts as excited lil claps and <> as thumbs up (or down) for my posts if ya combine em then thats like super loud cheerin imo
lord hater from wander over yonder really is caliborn coded. which. oh my god that makes commander peepers doc scratch.
QUESTION NUMBER 4: IF YOU WERE A ANIMAL, WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU WANT TO BE???
oh yer still a despiCable sCumba6. but at least ya don't write that sorta bile.
that was a fucking close one uoiungorismva))
I VWANT TO 8E THE EXAMPLE OF A NOT-VWEIRD CRONUS! I AM ONE OF THE ONES CALLING OUT THE VWEIRDOS ACTIONS! I DO NOT TOLERATE IT!
even the fuCkin' Cueball wants this 6uy dealt with!
i hate that im agreein with you but #rechitt
💠~ For yuri hour here's the hairpin set I've been making for this one couple. They're totes cute! [Image attached: Silver hairpins studded with pearls. There's ornate, pale pink gem flowers as the main decorations, strings of pearls in the colours of the lesbian flag on one, and the bi flag on the other.] ~💠
..... yurihour l★sts until sylinksweep ends.
I don't suppose this ring was meant for running errands, but it's handy, dash it! I never have to worry about getting locked out of my apartment or office again. Better to use it for the mundane or helpful than anything else.
remember everyone if you want someone whose a baddie don't get upset when their doing evil shit bad is literally in their title
Daily Tarot Card. Death. This does not denote a physical death, but rather a change, or transformation, of things coming to an end. But without closing one door, you cannot open another. Much like a snake sheds it's skin, you must shed the old, and embrace the new. #DailyTarotCard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a94828667755.jpg
<<"y-you're hungry, so you went to eat... n-nothing wrong with that!">>
Okay sorry about that everyone site crashed and we gotta restart but #hungergames Welcome to hunger games post scratch edition! Hunger games @tenaciousTheologist roan @arenaceousAlchemy AKRAVI @tipsyGalactica roro @automatonArisen aradia @gallowsCalibratorr terezi @thegoodScratchdoctor doc Scratch @timaeusTxstified dirk @arsenicCatnaps Nepeta @terminallyCapricious gamzee @blatantGodhead Dave @syntheticRevolution Sami @flightyBroad Rose @corallineCataclysm meenah @turntechGodhead Davebot @cuttlefishCrusher Meenah as well @diamondsDroog Diamonds Droog @percussiveInjury Alec @zoosmellPooplad John @charmingAngelfish Cronus @caveatGuidance kankri @timaeusTestified dirk 2 electric boogaloo @tipsyGenostalgic Roxy https://i.postimg.cc/G3WFc4fg/Screenshot-20260512-234238.png
Jade Barkley presents the Hunger games 2 The electric boogaloo @tenaciousTheologist roan @arenaceousAlchemy AKRAVI @tipsyGalactica roro @automatonArisen aradia @gallowsCalibratorr terezi @thegoodScratchdoctor doc Scratch @timaeusTxstified dirk @arsenicCatnaps Nepeta @terminallyCapricious gamzee @blatantGodhead Dave @syntheticRevolution Sami @flightyBroad Rose @corallineCataclysm meenah @turntechGodhead Davebot @cuttlefishCrusher Meenah as well @diamondsDroog Diamonds Droog @percussiveInjury Alec @zoosmellPooplad John @charmingAngelfish Cronus @caveatGuidance kankri @timaeusTestified dirk 2 electric boogaloo @tipsyGenostalgic Roxy #hungergames https://i.postimg.cc/9FKBw4KT/Screenshot-20260512-225708.png
so i got disconnected from chittr due to a sawbuck incident four a little while. i'm alive, though! anybody miss me? c:
Another eight 8adges have 8een added to the archive document.
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ive been watching videos of bunnies being silky truly i am the most manly of men.
Oranges. I don't know why. But I must say this to you. Hope this helps.
((It might be intentionally but I think it allows him to show a bit more expressiveness physically, like imagine your talking to him and you just see this pop up on his face (( Yeah, as normal as a magic cueball can be.. :eyes: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/657018863422275587/1494785501855486012/118533682_9yiPv6QimpjiliD.png?ex=6a042bbb&is=6a02da3b&hm=ee4e45ec640cffdb73d6e6ddc72ba4b59813cfb8092adb9171a737ddad345ec8&
f0r the rec0rd twilight sparkle is the best p0ny
{i aM LaUgHiNg aT YoU, cAcKlInG EvEn.}
Daily Tarot Card. The Ace of Swords. Courage, new ideas and clarity. This is a card of breakthroughs in perspective and clearing of confusion. You may come to understand something that vexed you previously. Cut away excess, focus on your goals. Perhaps spend some time writing a to-do list. #DailyTarotCard
I really ought to tag my #hypnosis posting. That last sleepy ribbing led to the spurious pilgrimage of no fewer than three lost souls asking me to “hypnotize them into liking” themselves or “mindjacking them into showering regularly also”. The poor huddled masses. By string and by spiral, you must be saved.
// Yeah that's how it's done. You make a "shortcut" and put something like /Doc for switching to Doc Scratch or /Whatever you wanna put after the / to switch to another character.
@thegoodScratchdoctor )(A! saw ur lil scheme all up and exploded in yo glubbin lollipop face man i wish i been there dunno why u lurkin on my acc but idgaf i aint scared of ya beach bring it #violence
@theg00dScratchd0ct0r https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=LChtBpTjvTY
i am b0red reply 0r react t0 this p0st and i will assign y0u a s0ng fr0m my c0llecti0n
i dont think ill be fuckin spammed this time cuz the site is dead an i got sum time rn so here we go again comment or react to this chitt if u want my )(ON-EST opinion boat urself but DONT bitch at me if ya dont like it
“You shall know him 8y his fruits. He who delights in playing with the souls of men, and filling hearts with confusion and deceit, is not of the Light. Though he appears in splendor and wisdom, within he is far from life.” Pro8a8ly, anyway.
💠~ Oh em gee! I love this one! ~💠
nn o uo
Ponderous, even.
Daily Tarot Card. The Emperor reversed. Today, you must heed a warning. A masculine figure, authoritarian, may try to wield a power over you, to control. Tread carefully, there is a danger to this card. I wish you all luck. #DailyTarotCard
★lso ★n upd★te on tr★ining. Keeping ★ destructive field ★round me is very tiring, I'll need to build my st★min★ some more. ★ltern★tively I could focus the destruction to be thinner.
The darkness within me honours the darkness within you.
All black robes.
My sweet little bunny~
Funny. 🤭
So anyways, my descendants are staying at my quad corner's )(ive tonig)(t, so I )(ave t)(e )(ive to myself! W)(at misc)(ief will I get up to >8)
Witness the st★rs sh★tter before you... Survive or be destroyed, there is no other choice.
I've met so many dear people today. You are all just so sweet, hee-hee. 😊😊 I enjoy very much taking these sorts of fashionable photographs of myself, so I decided to do so again. 📸 This one I figured would be a bit. more ornate, as a sort of 'special' for already having 50 little proteges in my following. 🌈❤️ #suggestive ? https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/pinupgal.png
Oh hey th★t's ★ good ide★. You're just reporting so m★ny fun ★ctivities for me tod★y.
I think people deserve to know that my universes John has a bunny tail.
Of course you will, I'm Sylink Prot★h.
LMAO. I don't even wanna do my bit anymore, that was the funniest way you could've rebuffed me. Just. The resignation, in my head it was like a quietly disappointed parent. Oh my god. Fuck, alright I'll leave you alone for the night. You earned that.
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- Say say say my name! - I am an asshole with terrible taste! I will never change, I will never improve, that is a promise! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
> "anonymous" > cLearLy sent by vriska
★s ★ show of good f★ith, I'm willing to trust you Doc. My ★pologies for the ★ccus★tion.
This one did not work for some reason! Trying again. 🤭 https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/glubshitcloseup.png
Oh! 😮 I haven't posted a good reference picture to pin, yet. Let's rectify that. (That sound of surprise was fake, to make me sound more approachable. I already knew I was going to get to it eventually. 😁 Hee-Hee-Hee.) Now Playing: When You're Good To Mama 🎵 https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/glubshittoasshole.png @dubiouslyDykalicious
i am kind of scared for tonight but it is something i have to do!!!!!! i am going to visit an old dead alternia with jinx and i dont quite feel ready for what it means for me but i have to do it
((as you should
Croissant and tea this morning, while scrying with a new, rather beautiful amethyst crystal ball. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c9bd5ee47545.png
I appreciate your patience.
Be still my beating heart. The daily tarot reading today will be rather special, gorgeous new cards have arrived.
Good morning to you.
Daily Tarot Card. The Ace of Wands. Strike now while the iron is hot, it is the perfect time to utilise your motivation, or perhaps restlessness, to start on a new project. Powers of creativity are on your side. #DailyTarotCard
Apologies for my absence from the chittr sphere today, I had to attend to some pressing matters. Does anyone have advice for blood stain removal off leather? #gore #blood #IAmFine #advice
> ⑥: Shunt Now what fresh hell is this. Your name is DIE, referencing both the SIX-SIDED GAMEPIECE and your penchant for SHOWING UP NEAR THE RECENTLY DEPARTED. You are a MOBSTER, a DOLL ENTHUSIAST, and an ANXIOUS FIDGETY MESS. Thanks to your newly alchemized SCHRÖDOO DOLL (Schrödinger's Cat Plush && Voodoo Doll Juju)), an item obtained with NO SMALL AMOUNT OF FINAGLING, you have successfully transported yourself to a timeline where everyone exists in a state of both LIFE and DEATH until observation makes their particular canon crystallize. Or something. FOR WHATEVER REASON, it also appears the only way a timeline such as this could be stable is by involving MULTIVERSAL BULLSHIT on an unprecedented scale, that for some reason centres around a social media site primarily made for GREY-SKINNED WEIRDOS. Go figure. Your CURRENT GOALS include linking up with your CREW in whatever myriad forms they may take, subverting RIVAL GANGS by moving through timelines where they are ALREADY DEAD, and FILLING OUT YOUR COLLECTIBLE DOLL AND SOFT TOY COLLECTION. To keep track of it all, you will interface with THIS SITE where ANYONE CAN MESSAGE YOU ABOUT ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME, FOR ANY REASON, WITH ANY THEMES. ...But so help them if they get on your nerves, you'll do it. You'll put their pin in. You're not a pansy. You're not afraid to get your hands metaphorically dirty and jump to a timeline where they're DEAD. Or at least CLOSE ENOUGH. #intro
i said it from t)(e beginnin t)(at id get my body one way or anot)(er. love it w)(en a plan comes toget)(er. even if in t)(e stupidest way possible.
((beam attacks! :D
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At this point I have the most faith in the people who want me to make bad choices.
gdi that's actually a good one.
PLAYING WITH MY TOUYS.
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I thought this was a Strider-exclusive problem, but apparently Vriskas are multiplying by the dozens. Think we might be having something of a spider infestation.
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THE DARK CRYSTAL REVIEW IS UP NOW FOR ALL OF YOU EAGERLY AWAITING IT. READ BELOW, DUH. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK POSSESSED ME TO WATCH THIS, HONESTLY. THIS ISN’T THE TYPE OF MOVIE THAT PIQUES MY INTEREST AT ALL, BUT I SAW IT IN MY RECOMMENDED TITLES LIST AND DECIDED, “FUCK IT, THIS WILL BE INTERESTING”, BECAUSE I’M A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT. AS I PRESSED PLAY AND WAS READING @BRAINGHOSTDIRK ’S PRAISES, I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF THIS’LL BE RICH, THE GUY WHO GLAZES JIGSAW LOOOOOVES THIS THING, SO I JUST ABOUT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. BUT, TO MY COMPLETE AND UTTER CONSTERNATION, IT ACTUALLY… WAS INSANELY GOOD. NO BEATING AROUND THE BUSH ON THAT ONE. MY LOOKSTUBS WERE GLUED TO THAT TELEVISION THE WHOLE TIME. ENOUGH OF THE COMMENDATORY PREAMBLE, THOUGH. I WANNA GET INTO THE REAL BUSINESS OF *WHY* THIS FILM WAS SO EFFECTIVE. THE INNATE SPIRITUALITY THAT THE ENTIRE FILM IS LACED WITH IS PALPABLE. WE ENTER TO A DIVIDED, DISMAL KINGDOM IN SHAMBLES, WITH TWO APPARENT RACES, THE SKEKSIS AND THE MYSTICS, OR URUS. THE MOVIE GIVES YOU HINTS ALONG THE WAY THAT BOTH THE SKEKSIS AND THE MYSTICS ARE TIED TO EACH OTHER, THE MOST OBVIOUS OF THESE BEING THAT WHEN ONE MEMBER OF ONE GROUP DIES, AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE MEMBER OF THE OTHER GROUP DIES ALONG WITH IT. THAT CONCEPT WILL TIE BACK IN LATER, SO KEEP THAT IN YOUR THINKPAN, USE ALL OF YOUR SPONGECELLS, I KNOW YOU’RE CAPABLE IF YOU’VE READ THIS FAR. OR, I AT LEAST HOPE. IN ORDER TO NEGATE THE PROPHECY NARRATED AT THE BEGINNING— A GELFLING RESTORING THE CRYSTAL FROM ITS SHATTERED STATE TO BRING UNION TO THRAW AND OVERTHROW THE SKEKSIS— THE SKEKSIS, WHO HAVE SOMEHOW GAINED CONTROL OF THE SHATTERED CRYSTAL, KILL EVERY SINGLE GELFLING IN EXISTENCE. OR SO THEY THINK; TWO GELFLINGS STILL EXIST, AND THOSE ARE OUR PROTAGS, JEN AND KIRA. SO BLAH BLAH, THEY GO ON A GRAND PIGLRIMAGE TO THE SKEKSIS CASTLE AND FULFIL SAID PROPHECY. I DON’T NEED TO SPELL IT ALL OUT FOR YOU. BUT THE THING THAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION THE MOST WAS THE OUTCOME OF REINSTATING THE CRYSTAL TO ITS FULL GLORY. INSTEAD OF DEFEATING THE SKEKSIS LIKE I WOULD HAVE ASSUMED THE PLOT WAS HEADING, THEY *MERGE* WITH THE URUS WHO HAVE SAUNTERED IN LIKE SMUG MOTHERFUCKERS, CREATING NEW BEINGS CALLED URSKEKS. THEY ARE BEINGS MADE UP OF AN AMALGAMATION OF HALF DARK ENERGY AND HALF LIGHT, CREATING A WHOLE GODLIKE ENTITY OF PEACE. I WAS CURIOUS AS TO WHY THIS DECISION WAS MADE, BECAUSE IT HONESTLY WAS A GREAT ONE, AND APPARENTLY JIM HENSON GETS A LITTLE WOO-WOO WITH IT. IT’S BASED ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT LIGHT ENERGY ALWAYS MUST BE BALANCED WITH THE DARKNESS, AND ONLY BY BALANCING THE TWO TOGETHER CAN ONE CREATE THE ULTIMATE HARMONY. AND ISN’T THAT A BIT CAPTIVATING? EVEN JUST A LITTLE ARRESTING TO THE LOBE STEM? SURE, IT’S NOT THE MOST REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT. I KNOW, YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME. BUT I RESONATED WITH THE FACT THAT SOMETIMES THE LIGHT JUST ISN’T ENOUGH. THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THE DARK HAS PROVEN ABUNDANT AND JUST AS USEFUL. AND IT’S NOT JUST THE URSKEKS THAT FOLLOW THIS PRINCIPLE; ALL OF THRAW, KIRA AND JEN INCLUDED, SEEM TO BE BUYING A TICKET TO RIDE ON THIS TRAIN OF DUALITY AND EVENTUAL UNITY. THE WEAVING OF SPIRITUALITY AND CONTINUATION OF CYCLES COMBINED WITH THE PUPPETRY (WHICH IS EQUAL PARTS CREEPY AND AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF CRAFTSMANSHIP) GAVE ME WEIRD FREAKY DREAMNIGHTMARES. I CAN’T FULLY SAY THEY WERE *BAD* PER SE, JUST. ODD. I KEPT SEEING THAT FUCKING OLD SKEKSI ON HIS DEATHBED LOOKING LIKE A PETRIFIED CALIFORNIA RAISIN. ALL IN ALL, REALLY SOLID FILM, I WISH I’D SEEN IT SOONER. MAYBE I’LL WATCH MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN AS A JIM HENSON REFRESHER COURSE, THOUGH. THAT’S A LITTLE LESS MACABRE. ALSO, I DO *NOT* FUCKING LOOK LIKE FIZZGIG. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4CF25D60D670.JPEG
c< tHe ONe tiMe ill agree witH yOu, tHaNK yOu >c
C★sper mentioned ★n "★mong Us" when we were pl★ying not monopoly the other d★y. Would this be something people ★re interested in? In ★ few hours obviously.
it makes me sick 2 my fukin stomach 2 see doc scratches grooming so many broads. catholic doc scrach is ok hes profesional but da others out to be shot. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Neat.
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "It really was such an easy task. One of the easiest of my career. She broadcasted her broken, unstable state across the feed. And a Doctor came to her aid. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo." #NOSTAYAWAY #IKNOWWHOYOUARE
:33< theres thr33 of us just thr33 of us look closely and mewll s33 thers thr33 of us just thr33 of us theres him and him and me!
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[ If anyone idolizes me, I will gladly drive you to insanity. It's my favorite pastime. ]
(\ /) ah... that is correct. and there are at least record of 191 of those within the modern day! i guess it's kind of obvious which one i have some bias towards myself. haha.
<d3rlord3> Honestly don't see what's so appealing about this Serket girl, but to be fair I am #gay and also Avery exists so I have different priorities I suppose #averyposting
ok but have you considered https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-08_102700831.png
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Oh my. Is it that time already? The daily tarot post will be arriving momentarily.
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Thus far the largest threat I've encountered since signing up has been my cat sitting on my keyboard and refusing to move, despite how many times I quietly tell her to and make no effort to actually move her very light body away.
I am devastated. I will ensure to be quicker in my submission of application next time.
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That is a very warm reception. Rather than replying to each individual 'Hello' and one Doc Scratch's predictable musings, I will give a blanket greeting to everyone on the site at once, active or otherwise.
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BMO helped!!!
BMO!!!
you know that thing where you have two different beliefs that conflict and you have to keep both of them how do people do it without a voice in their head? its so hard... but i have to
// 00c: t0 clarify i have n0 seri0us umbrage with any 0f the d0c scratches and they are all class acts behind the scenes but when y0u play a heel y0u d0 get b00ed
Young muses (As in, those who seek my advice, not the more literal classification! 🤭) can be so difficult... How cruel. Some of us only try to help. Boo-hoo-hoo. 😢
serkets are s0 easy :) #serketp0sting
// I'll be real gang my love for powerranges is coming through bro because I am OBSESSED super sentai/tokusatsu. I LOVE IT. MAGICAL GIRLS, SUPER SENTAI, SUPERHEROS. Bro Strider: This is the 4th best day of my life, actually.
HI!!!!!!!!
This is actually something called 'Fata Morgana', it is named after the Arthurian legend where the Sorceress 'Morgan le Fay' was a8le to conjure castles in the air. It's actually a type of mirage, like one's you would 8e expected to find in the desert, as it is to do with the temperature. Progressively warmer air a8ove cold water can cause atmospheric refraction, 8ending light downward toward the colder air near the surface. 8ecause our eyes assume light travels in straight lines, this makes ships appear higher a8ove the horizon than they actually are, creating the illusion that they are sailing a8ove the water! Scientists 8elieve a similar phenomenon may have contri8uted to the disaster of the Titanic. The extremely cold conditions that night likely created a strong temperature inversion, which distorted visi8ility and made ice8ergs harder to detect. Normally, ice8ergs are easier to spot 8ecause waves crashing against them produce visi8le white water, 8ut the sea was calm that night. Without 8reaking waves or clear contrast against the horizon, the ice8erg 8ecame far more difficult to see in time. #thesylphisIN https://p8s.twimg.com/media/GtWIQFCWcAArO-H.jpg
the cage of my employment can't be shattered but i'm going to rattle the bars as much as i can to loosen them. ♪
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration #gore ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 6th~ ------ The air has gone stagnant for many nights. My sources have vanished, either silenced or 8ought out 8y the opposition. It reminds me of the similar price of doing 8usiness on the tides; temporary alliances are never 8uilt to last, 8ut I despise the a8ruptness of this desertion, knowledge now would only 8e of use. Hal speaks of Paradox Space rotting under the influence of the cheru8s overpopul8tion. I sensed the ripple myself when faced with a gathering of Doctors, a surreal mockery of reality to see them all in one room. Certainly, I am safe here, watching over my own reward, 8ut the nature of a re8el, peace always feels like an insult. The old fire of the re8ellion still smolders; I crave the a8solute, righteous destruction of a true conflict. The domestic life is a poor su8stitute for the cold steel of war. Ever desiring to sever a head and display it as a warning upon my 8owsprit, simply to quiet the violence screaming in my own skull. A sparring match with a kismesis cannot sate this; it is too sanitised. The Doctor has sent word, smugly posturing a8out resurrecting a Condescension. He is a fool. If he intends to invite catastrophe, he might at least have the wit to choose a worthier puppet. A legless dog would have more loyalties to lead him to what he seeks than her.
Blegh.. I'm just gonna keep bed rotting for the rest of the week. Fuck doing anything.
I have a suspicion that things may just get a little more exciting around here.
BMO has an inside joke!! Hehe!!!
((jinx hateeees him but gotta have a schemer around
((ooc failure rip
o btdubz heres the pic (tysm @tipsyGalactica 4 the epic photoshoot) they shodul put us in a calendar https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be0cbad3d06b.png #suggestive
𖦹 who up hatin dey ancestors 𖦹
i think i am going to be just fine!!
:33< ill say it up here too :33< trans rights are troll rights okay? :33< okay!
You are all so ungrateful.
t)(ere's always anot)(er.
no. i )(eard of )(er failins; s)(e was weak, s)(e deserved it. but t)(at jade will never grow stronger if you keep bailin )(er out of t)(ins. one day, s)(e will )(ave to figure t)(ins out wit)(out you all. and t)(at will be a true test of )(er mettle.
WHAT CAN I SAY? I JUST VALUE MY BOYS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b69a935e47e.png
Well yeah, someone's gotta cover costs 'round here. Sure as shit ain't me.
◌ I think I might be losing my mind. ⧂
I'm going to take it in good faith that you're bein' sincere, boss.
I thought he was referin' to the other Chittr users, not us. We're all MEN here.
That makes more sense than I imagined...thank you for the clarific8tion.
You are aware that Scratch is another title for the devil, and that his associ8tion is far removed from which you have just descri8ed.
Greetings, sir. I haven't seen you around in quite a while.
Does anyone want to 8e my intel and make it a ha8it of telling me at length what is going on here everytime I log on?
)(e)(. diggin up my old outfit )(ad me find some ot)(er digs i )(ad for some old pinups i did. s)(it, just fitted myself on t)(is one again. looked at it in t)(e mirror; still fuckin' got it. )(ot damn. #suggestive )(ttps://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_46016853b67b39e45659bcd2156e93a0.png?179147
MY FELT. THERE'S ANOTHER JOB THAT'S JUST COME THROUH THE ROTARY. I'M MOTHERFUCKING HUNGRY AS A SHIT, ON SOME HUNGRY HUNGRY TIME DEMON SHIT, AND WANT ONE OF MY BOYS TO STOP SOMEWHERE ON THEIR WAY BACK TO THE MANOR. YOU CAN GET YOURSELVES SOMETHING IF YOU WANT, WE'RE PUTTING IT ON MEENAH'S BILL. GET MCDONALD'S. I'D PREFER CULVER'S, BUT THERE AIN'T NO MOTHERHONKING CULVER'S ON ALTERNIA. GET A LARGE OREO MCFLURRY, IF THE ICE CREAM MACHINE IS BROKEN, KILL THE CASHIER. TELL THEM TO GIVE US FRIES WITHOUT SALT, SO THEY MAKE A FRESH BATCH. I'M STILL GOING TO PUT SALT ON THEM, MY FELT. ALSO GET TWO HAPPY MEALS FOR SCRATCH AND DAMARA. DAMARA WILL BREAK HER TOY SO I'M GONNA HAVE IT INSTEAD. SEE YOU SOON, MY FELT.
fuck it enterin the wwar on lord english on the side a lord english
You're all da same to me. Far as I care, yer all da boss.
((Let's just have a good rest of the night chat. Let's not claw at eachothers throats and continue being freaks lmao.))
\\i am so sorry things have all happened so fast
i dont support our new cueball president but watching all this is so fun!
kick their ass from one girl to another
Sometimes I gift young trolls spongebob c★kes so they h★ve to choose if they w★nt c★ke or if they w★nt to see their f★vorite ch★r★cter live. Its got dyed filling ★nd everything.
https://open.spotify.com/track/2g5kPQh1EexoG8kGZH2nOZ?si=8d9e8e6da8824a58
He very much is.
Ab2olutely. Almo2t liike iit'2 fate. GET BENT.
question 4 chittr would u fuck an alt timeline version of urself? #nsfw #selfcest
man that aint no anonymous account thats just 1 perchson sayin what they want and pretendin its confisshions
DEAR LOVELY CONSCRIPTS. AND MISERABLE CAPTIVES. ALL HELD INTO PLACE BY MY. BEGuILING CHARMS. DIZZYING INTELLECT. AND RAW. MuSCuLATuRE. PHYSICALLY THWARTING. ALL YOuR ATTEMPTS AT LEAVING. TONIGHT WAS HARD ON ME. HARDER THAN MOST ANYTHING I HAVE EVER FELT. I PuLLED OFF. A REALLY COOL TRICK. THAT TOOK A LOT OF PREP TIME. AND NOBODY EVEN NOTICED. TOO BuSY. PREOCCuPIED WITH THEMSELVES. AND RuNNING FOR THEIR LIVES. I AM FEELING. DOuR. HERE IS. AN ARTIST'S (ME'S). BEST ATTEMPT AT RENDERING. SO YOu CAN ALL SEE. HOW COOL IT WAS. AND MAYBE. PRAISE ME. A LOT. https://i.imgur.com/h3Eru66.png
The First Night of the Tea Party was perfect. Zero notes. Thank you all for attending.
every friend group got the mfer who yaps like theyre tryna meet a wordcount (pos)
Today is a special day. For the members of the Felt, of course. The rest of you may stop reading unless you are dreadfully curious. In roughly 10 hours, I will be opening the metaphorical gateway to the long awaited Tea Party. This Tea Party is exclusive to members of the Felt. They are permitted a Plus One. Permission will be granted via specific instructions send to Felt Members only. It is up to them to provide access to their plus ones. I have many announcements. I am, without a doubt, excited.
I would like a fainting couch. It’s the sexiest of all couches.
(( clovermun, what have you been up to? well. (the flower stands for friendship) https://i.imgur.com/ol1Zp9o.png
((Not to be that person but me with Homestuck right now, even tho I think its officially a special interest but my point remains))
I'm considering attempting to write a daily poem. I'm not sure though. Would anybody be interested in doing it with me? We could make a tag for it. It wouldn't need to be anything good, just... Get something out there.
Re: The last post, I may make an exception. https://images2.img8ox.com/c9/18/5S5rweXn_o.png
well back to playing date everything. later losers
I LOVE TAKING FOR GRANTED PEOPLE WHO ARE FOR GRANTED. WARMS MY HEART MORE THAN IMMOLATING CARNAGE. DOES ME. DARE I SAY. A TWINKLE IN MY EYE.
An untitled draft. Please excuse it. - I hate you. No, I don’t. And I wish I those words didn’t escape my lips as much as they did. Did you engrave them on your heart? Did you forget with the help of your true love? Or did you turn to her because of what I said? Do you know I love her too, now? I’ve taken over your mantle. We dance alone in my room at night, and sometimes I think I am feeling exactly what you once did. She holds my hand and spins me until I vomit bile on my wooded floor. I removed the carpet last year. Would you hate me? I wonder if I knew the answer before I met her. I wonder if that’s the reason why. - #Poetry
What're ya a fortune teller? Guess havin' one of those big crystal balls for a head makes it easy to see what's goin' on in there.
// how its been watching the shit @scratchDoc has been doing with @archiveAddict https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/docscratch.png
Admittedly i cant lurk about this website for particularly long without feeling a tad morose. Its just so strange being alone and yet so surrounded by iterations of the people youve loved and laughed with or tussled against or... oh bollocks, i really need to stop using this profile as a bucket to puke my brackish frickin thoughts in! Ignore me. Resume the titty talk as per usual!
i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, #teaparty, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
Like this chit and I'll artificially extend the lifespan or whatever grumpy cat cultural equivalent or shiba inu in a pair of glasses goes most viral on the internet this month. You want Lusus Moo Deng to live forever? Show me how badly.
damn some of you motherfuckers are attractivwe as fuck. jesus... i had to double-take at someone just nowv. #vwaguepost
i wasn't gonna buy anything!
You're not missing too much, it's very quiet and still.
hey who put this bomb on my porch
STOP PRAYING FOR ME TO GIVE YOu "HEAD". IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. AND YOu ARE HABITuALLY FuCKING DISLIKED. BY ALL GIVEN THE INDIGNITY OF SPEAKING TO YOu. BuT ESPECIALLY ME. VAGuEPOSTING IN EMOJIS. JuST MAKES YOu LOOK LIKE AN uNWED WINE MOM. CLuTCHING A GLASS OF HALF CONSuMED WINE. NOT EVEN A GLASS. A SIPPY CuP. BECAuSE YOuR NEGLECTED KIDS. HAVEN'T HAD THEIR NAPPIES YET. AND AS YOu WEEP. CLAWING AT THE FLOOR TILES. STAMPING YOuR STuPID FEET ALONG THE STILL RuNNING WATER. YOu REMEMBER ME. OuT OF THE CORNER OF YOuR PERIPHERY. YOu SEE MY FACE. STILL HANDSOMELY FRAMED ON THE SHRINE YOu DEDICATED TO ME. BEFORE I PRE-EMPTIVELY PRE-MARITALLY DIVORCED YOu. IT'S LIKE REGuLAR MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE. BuT WITHOuT THE MARRIAGE PART. AND I JuST TAKE HALF YOuR SHIT FOR NOTHING. AND LEAVE YOu TO RAISE THE FuCKuGLY BABIES YOu SPAWNED OuT OF WHO KNOWS WHAT ORIFICE. I WILL NEVER SEND YOu KISS EMOJIS. I WILL NEVER REACT FAVORABLY TO CuSTODY ARRANGEMENT CHANGES. I WILL NEVER LIFT THE RESTRAINING ORDER PuT ON YOu "FOR OLD TIME'S SAKES". AND I WILL ALWAYS. BE IN A PERPETuAL STATE. OF HANGING AROuND HOTTER BODACIOuS WOMEN. WHO MAKE YOu INSECuRE ABOuT EVERYTHING.
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ᐖ OKAY I LIKEᐖ THIS 1 U ᑈAN STAY IF UR FUNNEH ABOUT IT ᐛ
It's the poor man's form of blood letting. Don't judge.
:33 < oh so mewre a whimsical lil cue ball! i s33 i s33!
:33< i f33l like having sex with doc scratch (any of them) would be a pain in the ass :33< theyd go "i knew mew fur gonna cum at this exact meowment since the dawn of time" :33< and "i already know all mewre kinks since befure mew told meow them" :33< #nsfw
tOdAyS BuBbLeVeNtUrE (bUbBlE AdVeNtUrE) iS To hAvE FuN AnD Be yOuRsElF! iF YoU Do nOt wIsH To bE YoUrSeLf a nEw yOuRsElF WiLl bE PrOvIdEd fOr yOu tO Be!
A formal disclaimer. I WILL look at your old posts. I WILL marvel over the ones that I missed. We are but a blink in the gargantuan eyes of ever-onwardly apathetic cosmic gods who swap spit in trails of starry confluence spanning the entirety of the known and unknown universe. If you follow me, you are liable to having your intimately considered thoughts and feelings pored over. Frisked and fondled, felt up and down, and strip searched with raunchy psychoanalysis. You have been warned and given ample notice of this behavioral tendency. If it disturbs you, then you participate willfully in your own peril. I am unapologetically untoward.
YOu LITERALLY ADDRESSED @thegoodScratchdoctor. THAT'S MY JEEVES. MY BITCHMADE BuTLER. MY SERVANT. MY PRE EVOLuTION FORM. WE DON'T TALK A LOT. BuT OF COuRSE I AM GOING TO ROLL uP ON YOu AS OPS. AND PERFORATE A FEW HOLES IN THAT CARTOONISHLY EMPTY NOGGIN. WHEN YOu COME SWINGING. FOR MY CuEST BALL. YOu FuCKING MENTAL MIDGET. STuPID ASS.
YOu TRY WAY TOO HARD TO BE FuNNY. ACHIEVING WAY TOO LITTLE EVER IN LIFE. AS A RESuLT. OF YOuR ABSOLuTELY FuCKAWFuL ATTEMPTS. THAT ONLY RESuLT IN PAIN AND MISERY. ENTIRELY SELF-INFLICTED. I FEEL LIKE I SHOuLD REPORT YOu. TO A HOTLINE OR SOMETHING. THIS IS A DESPERATE CRY FOR HELP.AD NAuSEAM.
im like a pokemon in a way
I like this one. https://i.postimg.cc/P5qS9vdf/250px-0196Espeon.png
mite fuck around n use my )(uman body today to fuck wit peeps in da dreambubbles 3B-)
yeah sure i could do a big stretch!
it is with no amount of frustration that i gotta admit i agree with you about something.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ "To cull for yourself is helpful, to cull for the empire is heroic, to cull for entertainment is harmless." Quote from some starry lowkrovvy veck. ]
°v°~ I hate that I have to Wear the men's uniform at Work. Why can't a man Wear a fitted top and a cute skirt? Is it so Wrong to Want to look pretty? So unfair. ~°v°
≈ Maybe one day Ĩ'll spill my guts, since Ĩ'm sure the peanut gallery are oh-so curious about what the vaunted "Troll Rose"'s romantic escapades could have *possibly* been like, especially considering the aberrated nature of our session; at least in comparison to the quote unquote "normal" iterations. ≈ ≈ Sadly, Ĩ am nowhere near inebriated nor forlorn enough to overshare at this current moment. ≈ ≈ #substances, for the mention. ≈
i regret to inform you that all i can think of after reading this post is last of the real ones by fall out boy
I regret to announce that most of you are considered situationships by my therapist.
got a decent amount of bones and pinned bugs now maybe i should move into getting more wet specimens
I see With this in mind i don't really care anymore
YOU KNOW WH4T? B31NG POLY QU4DR4NT FUCKS 4CTU4LLY. TH1S SH1TS GR34T.
Yeah, I was considering it. I was thinking people might see it as cull score farming, but on second thought, I don't actually give a damn what those people think.
You might be a real pain in the side, but at least you have respectable taste in music. Regrettably.
Hello! I think based on many of the reactions to you that I have seen I Do Not Like The Sound of This. ❣︎
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i love any and all women but i am so picky with guys, i feel like i need to come up with a checklist for the guys i would talk to
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:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/65/33/28/653328c8258d84b19c3c7c1bf3496b5e.jpg :33 < i love doing handstands!! #nsfw -ish
I’ve been here before, bodies on the floor, cold shit. Burning up my throat, staring at the door, focused. I think I should go, buried under smoke, snowed in. I’m feeling so sick, maybe this is hopeless.
Boots. https://i.imgur.com/zRrE2aF.png
≈ Another of those idiosyncrasies between my own session and the more common one- Contrary to the perceived norm, there were not just four of us. There were eight. Yes, likely the four you're thinking of added onto our own. And yes, this implies the existence of another eight who simply aren't present in the other iterations. ≈
do u liek my new boots? ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5333f8854d02.png
every once and a while i update my banner to show off my new additions to my collections and things ^0^ my shelves are getting fuller! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #rankbait, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d372d3533.png
A matter of opinion Not technically a lie but certainly microdosing mistruth
Wow and you're two for two on annoying tendencies But you don't seem too much of a threat so I suppose I'll leave it at that
Ah now I see why you bother Caduceus so much Vagueries always make her mind run wild
Sometimes I worry that I am not trying hard enough to 8e helpful and patient, and that to everyone else I must seem rather condescending. Chittr never fails to give me the ego 8oost I need to say, "All things considered, I'm hardly even that 8ad." Thank you, Chittr.
≈ You know, in my timeline, Ĩ ended up being the only seadweller left. Quite the harrowing thing to consider, were one to think about it too much. ≈ ≈ Not that it particularly bothers me. That just means there's no irritating lesser aristocrats to shepherd. ≈
its not gonna fucking work im not STUPID
finally something we can agree on BANG OUT THE TUNESSSS!!!
I ought to conspire more. It's good for a girl's health.
I'M THINKING IF I COULD HARNESS THE POWER OF THE CHAOS EMERALDS, AND RESONATE THEIR ENERGIES WITH THAT OF THE PHANTOM RUBY, I CAN TEAR THE FABRIC OF REALITY AND SEND MY FLEET BACK TO ALTERNIA IN FULL FORCE. ONCE MY TITANIC MONARCH IS COMPLETE, SUCH A FEAT WILL BE POSSIBLE!!!
my resume: artist of fine literary works professional ashtray (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
:33< tick tock break heads honk honk scary wolf heads cueballs magic dogs the mewnifurse is a furog felt mob and faries lord english killed hussie troll cops thresh purrince dont screw with the clawndince scalemates rap wars blowing up the tumor zillyhoo shaving cream echiladpurrs science beam cascade mores code this fandoms about to expurrlode mew cant fight the homestuck though its weird and random its the greatest fandom mew cant fight the homestuck and furom nyow on it will go on and on and on and on and on and on and on mew cant fight the homestuck though its weird and random its the greatest fandom mew cant fight the homestuck true its quite outrageous but its so clawntageous :33< mew get the pictpurr
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if no one else likes my stupid shit, at least i have a rose always liking my bullshit
Back to #normalposting it is, then. Thinking about #rankmaidssleepover https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/17/7d57957a1c2477ba02118fedc6372c262fba3dc8.png #nsfw
I don't usually do t)(is kind of stuff, but, w)(ale!! T)(ere was spare fabric from my waitress uniform's construction, and we already )(ad t)(e cameras out! Be nice or I'll never do t)(is again 3|D #nsfw #casinonight https://i.postimg.cc/7ZVnK3Np/casino.png
Are we fucking puppets now? #nsfw
i support #womenswrongs
And good night. https://i.imgur.com/FoEWI8d.png #nsfw
I'd fuck (mostly) anyone.
everyone loves my soft feathers and standoffish nature
At the club with the nerds ever. Letting Ro' dress me up never fails. @tipsyGalactica @goliathsTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e2d9f63fa3d5.jpeg
:33 < ive b33n workshopping a new joke! i was hoping for f33dback :33 < as it is experimental and whatnot :OO < AHEM :33 < did you hear about the kittycat meowbeast that ate a wig and now hes sick?? :33 < oh no! thats hairriballe! :33 < please like my post if you get it! X33 #lol #h33h33 #rawrflcopter #icanteven
bout to get absolutely fucked up at this #bonfireparty #substances
My body aches from working out yesterday. My legs especially.
This Cueball motherfucker is creeping me out #bonfireparty
At the #bonfireparty. Huzzah.
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Do you ever get an innate sense of dread, like the world has something sinister planned for you?
xx_hawt_xx
AFTER A CONFRONTATION WITH THE HEDGEHOG ON SOUTH ISLAND, I WAS ABLE TO RETRIEVE THE PHANTOM RUBY WITH LITTLE TROUBLE. MY HARDBOILED HEAVY SQUADRON HAS SPREAD ACROSS THE LAND, WHILE I ANALYZE THE POWER THE RUBY HOLDS. I WAS ABLE TO USE THE RUBY TO SEND HIM INTO MY NEWLY REPAIRED CHEMICAL PLANT~!!! PERHAPS WITH THE INTERDIMENSIONAL POWER THIS GEM HOLDS, I MAY EVEN BE ABLE TO BRING THINGS BACK THAT WERE ONCE HERE... THE LITTLE PLANET COMES TO MIND FOR A PLAN~
If I learn to swim I do probably need a swimsuit. So many miserable steps.
Hungover shower time. #substance
oh m ygfo
I’m never going to get better but it’s okay because I’m a good outlet for shitty men. #substance #nsfw
NEW ARTWORK!! i PUT A LOT OF HEART AND SOUL iNTO THiS ONE HTTPS://FiLES.CATBOX.MOE/9YVRS2.PNG
≈ What does it imply to be royal in blood yet rebellious in nature? A curious existence. ≈
would you still love me if i wasnt deranged?
good post.
i should throw something.
X I want you #nsfw x
Som3on3 l3ft 4 st4ck of p4p3rs on my d3sk 4s 1f 1t w4s MY probl3m. Fuck. 1 should shr3d th3m.
Oh god.
Somebody influence me or something.
i THINK i AM, mY OWN FAVORITE, sELF-LOVE IS, iMPORTANT,
This is what peak male performance looks like: a soft, velvet dress featuring lace trim, a heart-shaped chest window, and a pair of discreet safety shorts - for your eyes only! ;) 100% vegan.
can you ccountdown for me
0N THE CL0CK. BUT THE PARTY D0NT ST0P N0. 0H W0AH W0A 0H, 0H W0AH W0A 0H.
I like eating even though I don't need to. Habit. But sometimes people don't get that I don't have to and ask me if I've eaten today. And I gotta say no but it's fine. And they don't think it's fine.
nn o uo ^ bunny rabbit.
IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS, HUH?
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≈ You know, it's rather heartening to see the unity between (most) alternates of a given individual on this site. Granted, as someone who Ĩ'm sure stretches the definitions of a "Rose" as far as one might be able to, my idle observations may be a little limp, but all the same. ≈ ≈ To that end, it is nice to see other versions of myself that don't cause my blood to boil and murder-instincts to kick into high gear upon the mere act of becoming aware of their presence. ≈
((mew are nep coded and need an equius in your life before you inevitably destroy mewrself. god speed, gremlin
Allow me. *Opens door to ancient library of evil knowledge for you.*
My pl4ns for ton1ght, my n1ght off, w4s to t4k3 th3 f4tt3st fuck1ng n4p 3v3r. 1 4m r3turn3d 4nd 34g3r to d34l w1th cr1m3.
((hello chitpeople it is my birthday today :D))
Fuck you for making me laugh.
Sleazeball.
Gotta g3t you 2om3on3 who can match your fr3ak, or pr3f3rably out fr3ak your 2hit
did you know you can follow a tag like #thefelt if youre in #thefelt and then we can use it like a group @ to grab everyone in #thefelt who follows the #thefelt tag
I see things are ramping up.
peetah the cueball is heeyah
Nerdy wo+men are great.
only mild regret from last night. im so doing that again soon #substances
shooting my shot messiahs be with me
having aomething in common with you is weird!
@orphanerDu̷̢͓̓̅̈́̎̕al̵̦̟̗͛scar Ǵ̵͖͊͒͜͜l̵̸̦̟̗͔͍͎͛̓̿u̷̵̢͓͚̙͖̓̅̈́̎́͒̀̕b̷̤̣̀̊̄.̷̛̩̦̓̾̍̈̒̈́.̵̠͍͍̿̽̐ @cal̵̦̟̗͛iG̵̦̳̱̞̺̮͂̎vl̵̦̟̗͛asAqvarivm Ǵ̵͖͊͒͜͜l̵̸̦̟̗͔͍͎͛̓̿u̷̵̢͓͚̙͖̓̅̈́̎́͒̀̕b̷̤̣̀̊̄.̷̛̩̦̓̾̍̈̒̈́.̵̠͍͍̿̽̐ #disappointment #heartb̷̤̣̀̊̄.̷̛̩̦̓̾̍̈̒̈́.roken #cheater #traitor
Look at him.
As am I.
LIL SEB IS A BLESSING TO THIS WRETCHED WORLD.
≈ Ĩs that mother? How embarrassing. ≈
:33< so ummmmm welclawme to my jar :)) :33< let me show mew around! :33< theres some holes poked in the top so i can breath :33< theres some leaves to munch on... :33< and ive even got a twig! :33< #mytwig
[another picture of sami. this one was much more explicit than the last ones. she was completely naked, kneeling again in front of her full length mirror. her tits were small, barely above an a cup. her pussy was shaved and dripping, her inner thighs being slightly damp from the wetness. her belly button was pierced and had a skull charm dangling down. she smiled at the camera, her free hand making half a heart.] #nsfw
why is that scratch guy kinda hot? not that id do anything with him butlike... hiii #nsfw #ineedtoshutup
Somebody just came to me for advice. #Funny #comedy
Just curious, )(ow does t)(is website feel about transgenderism in trolls? Like, a troll wanting to be a mot)(ergrub? Or a drone! Or Vice versa!! Asking for a friend!
THE ENERGY SIGNATURE ON SOUTH ISLAND APPEARS TO HAVE MOVED TO ANGEL ISLAND!!! THE UNIQUE INTERDIMENSIONAL PROPERTIES OF THE ENERGY SIGNATURE SEEM TO ENABLE TRAVEL VIA PORTALS!!! PERHAPS THIS WILL BE MY TICKET BACK TO ALTERNIA??? I HAVE SENT MY SQUADRON OF EGG ROBOS AHEAD OF ME TO RETRIEVE THE ARTIFACT. IT WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME!!!
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Evening.
#beetleposting https://www.field-studies-council.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/beetle.jpg
AH. I SEE NOW. TRULY. YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL. AND ONLY A SEVERELY DISTURBED PSYCHE. WOULD RESPOND TO THIS WITH ANYTHING. BUT YIELDING POLITESSE.
books ♡: fiction ◇: romance ♧: thriller ♤: this one will be your comment option but i kinda wanna also put it as nonfiction
last clickfarm unless people want more then put suggestions ♡: physical touch ◇: acts of service (you decide what that means) ♧: lil things like gifts or whatever ♤: idfk uhh you choose what this one can mean and throw it in the comments
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click farm part 2 #nsfw ♡: thighs ◇: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ♧: tummy ♤: muscles
i need to farm clicks whats your favorite #nsfw ♡: boobs ◇: ass ♧: dick ♤: pussy
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Y0u ever talk t0 s0me0ne y0u think is a t00l and they end up being actually kind 0f charismatic and g0 0h 0kay guess I'll g0 fuck myself then
im going to get unbearably high and commit atrocities #substances
I think it's really funny when someone pity reacts to my horny posts. Like they're looking at me like I'm a sad little dog. #nsfw ish
These cueball-headed men intrigue me. And yet I get the sense it's unwise to speak to them. Thoughts?
If my posts seem like they're for attention, you're wrong. I just don't know how to shut the fuck up.
Me, staring at myself in the mirror: I will NOT flirt with the weird, hot old man. I will not do it. #suggestive ig?
I am so much better than my daddy issues. I am so much better than my daddy issues. I am so much better than my daddy issues. I am--
It's midnight. Do you know where your children are?
IF ANY OF YOU ARE CURIOUS, MY TAKEOVER OF THE NEWTROGIC HIGH ZONE WAS YET ANOTHER BUST. THIS PLANET'S ANTHROPOMORPHIC LUSII CONTINUE TO BE A PAIN IN MY REAR. EVEN WITH METAL'S REPAIR AND SUBSEQUENT POWERED UP FORM, WE WERE UNFORTUNATELY DEFEATED BY THE ECHIDNA AND THE "CHAOTIX DETECTIVE AGENCY". REGARDLESS, A DOCTOR'S WORK IS NEVER DONE!!! IT WOULD APPEAR THAT A MYSTERIOUS ENERGY SIGNATURE HAS APPEARED AT... SOUTH ISLAND??? AGAIN??? THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM THE CHAOS ENERGY I HAD PREVIOUSLY DETECTED. IT APPEARS TO BE TEARING AT THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF!!! I WILL RETURN TO SOUTH ISLAND WITH METAL, ALONG WITH A SQUADRON OF EGG ROBOS. INSTRUCTING ALL EGGMAN FORCES TO RE-SECURE SOUTH ISLAND!!! FORM A PERIMETER AROUND THE GREEN HILL ZONE.
eating cake in my panties >> #nsfw ish
Mwah~ <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/528ffc36c247.png ((art: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1469769/complete?cd=UYNMRXXOHr))
questi꥟n. when leprechauns dance in a big gr꥟up t꥟gether, it is their versi꥟n ꥟f a. ꥟rgy? n꥟ particular reas꥟n. #nsfw
watching my little leprechauns have a little party, they d꥟n't kn꥟w i can see them. i feel like a pervert. #nsfw
my trusty little leprechaun: madame madame! why d꥟ y꥟u always carry that cigarette h꥟lder? me: cuz fierce is fierce hunni my trusty little leprechaun: gaggg
this is why we dØnt upset him. stupid. stupid.
OH CHITTR, DO YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE MY MACHINES? IT'S QUITE SIMPLE REALLY. THEY DO AS THEY'RE TOLD. THEY FOLLOW THEIR PROGRAMMING!!! THEY DON'T NEED TIME OFF TO GET WASTED ON FAYGO OR PUT THE BOAT IN THE WATER. NOW, WHY DON'T YOU PATHETIC TROLLS STOP POSTING USELESS COMMENTS ON MY CHITS, AND WATCH MY MACHINES BE BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY. YOU CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR, CAN'T YOU? IT'S EVOLUTION!!!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16463ad9b877.png dawgz out on the TL #selfie
#Blessing your timeline with another instance of #yuriposting for the masses #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4471/20c5e4f425c09545aad006cd94f5b688.png?10734947
Repostin' this ;p #nsfw (ooc: art by my friend on discord) https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/NSFW%20art%20%3A)/ivy%20rose%20boobs.png
My first act as Secretary of Degeneracy as designated by President @barackObama is giving you this #yuripost #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7341/sample_4041d9814a85ae59131b87cc0bb996f6.jpg?8381108
1 h4v3 d3c1d3d th4t my nud3 from y3st3rn1ght w1ll r3m41n. 4ppr3c14t3 1t unt1l th3 3nd of t1m3, you horny souls. #nsfw
...........1 w1ll b3 d3l3t1ng th1s 1n 24 hours. >;] [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/9c6b7903d3ff.png #nsfw
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So, half of this website is clearly insane. Let's see. Quad react this post if you'd be willing to let me beat you over the head with a blunt weapon tonight. (( #gore ))
((It would appear something has tainted our reputations.))
Final post before bed. The horrorterrors were particularly caring tonight. See you all in the morning. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/5979/sample_65a87a51b1ca56a640411557a178a63e.jpg?6800056 #nsfw
clover.
Diamonds Droog.
#reminder to find my pages
Went outside earlier. It was clearly insufferable. Ain't no use in burning witches When we die we're twice as vicious Fire burns inside your eyes The powers yours, take back the night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca53ce66ef04.png https://open.spotify.com/track/0DQA0zEYTJ10BBwIWPMEIq?si=353e4300b3cb435c
I Feel Like This Is An Oddly Bad Omen Of Some Kind Is That Normal Https://files.catbox.moe/dkb83o.jpeg
I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
Some of the Spades Slicks around here never cease to amaze me in how... Amusing they all can be.
Yes, I would very much so enjoy this.