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@unendingUroburos
HuMAN FAN. ASPIRING ARTIST. LOVER OF GAMES AND MuSE OF TIME. (AGAINST MY WILL)
FINALLY MADE IT TO THE FuCKING TOWER. I AM ASCENDING NOW SO. TIME TO KILL WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSuME WILL BE THE FIRST BOSS AT THE TOP.
OKAY. SuFFICIENT WEAPON ALCHEMIZED. NOW I CAN FINALLY FINISH GOING TO THIS FuCKING TOWER. FEELS LIKE I’VE BEEN AT IT FOR DAYS, JESuS.
I HAVE BEEN BuSY. BEATING ENEMIES TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS. TO GET ENOuGH SHIT TO ALCHEMIZE A NEW WEAPON. TO REPLACE MY CANE.
MIGHT LOSE MY WEAPON SOON. MAY HAVE TO GO BACK AND ALCHEMIZE A NEW ONE.
THINGS I HAVE DISCOVERED WHILE MOVING TOWARDS THAT TOWER THING (WHICH. I GuESS IS THE SAME AS MY SISTER. EVEN THOuGH THE LAND IS DIFFERENT? FuCK IF I KNOW) ON MY LAND: THERE ARE A LOT OF FuCKING CLOCKS. AND THE CLOCKS HAVE THINGS INSIDE THEM.
GODDAMNIT YES BuT ALSO THINGS THAT uSuALLY AREN’T IN CLOCKS! THAT’S WHAT I MEANT!
THEY ARE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT QUITE SOLID. REASONABLY SOLID AS PER HUMAN/TROLL DEFINITION. A SOLID METAL GEAR.
WHAT COULD A CLOCK HAVE INSIDE OF IT THAT WOULD NOT NORMALLY BE INSIDE A CLOCK. IF IT WERE ABNORMAL IT WOULD NOT BE A STANDARD CLOCK CORRECT?
I NEVER SAID THAT THE CLOCK. WAS STRICTLY STANDARD. THAT WAS YOuR ASSuMPTION.
YES BUT IF IT WAS NOT STANDARD THEN WHY WOULD IT BE WORTH MENTIONING AS A CLOCK WITHOUT ANY DEFINING ADJECTIVES. THE OMMISSION WAS YOURS.
I CANNOT CONFIRM WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS NOT A VIABLE POSSIBILITY.
MAKING MY WAY TO THIS TOWER. WALKING FAST. NO FACES PAST. BECAuSE THERE’S NOBODY HERE BuT FuCKING ENEMIES.
ENEMIES IMMEDIATELY IN MY ROOM. GODDAMNIT. SHOOTING TIME.
OuT I GO. TO EXPLORE MY LAND. AND PROBABLY SHOOT THINGS I CAN FEEL uNGuILTY (THAT’S A WORD. SHuT uP) ABOuT SHOOTING.
SO. WHILE I PREPARE TO PLAY THE GAME. uH. QuESTION. IS IT. SOME SORT OF INFIDELITY. FOR WHEN AFTER YOu START TO HAVE FEELINGS YOu DIDN’T KNOW YOuR SPECIES COuLD HAVE FOR SOMEONE. AND MAYBE ALSO DISCOVER SOME THINGS ABOuT WHAT HuMANS CALL YOuR “SEXuALITY”. YOu ALSO START TO FEEL VERY SIMILAR FEELINGS TO MANY OF THEIR ALTERNATE VERSIONS. WHO ARE ALL DIFFERENT, AND MAYBE SOMEWHAT LESS SINCERE. BuT STILL SIMILAR. AND STILL COOL? PLEASE ASSuME THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL.
￣\ thought crime ain't real, brother. if you're seein' someone amd you feel guilty about havin' wandering eyes you can always sit down n' talk with 'em though /￣
I AM NOT ACTuALLY. SEEING THEM YET. PLEASE ASSuME WHAT I JuST SAID IS ALSO A HYPOTHETICAL.
￣\ no yeah totally we're talkin hypothetically. roleplaying, even. but if you ain't goin' steady ain't no such thing as infidelity. and y'know. maybe you're (hypothetically) someone who loves more'n one person at a time. no harm in that neither. /￣
￣\ it's the kinda shit you gotta clear up out the gate if you lock somebody down, but fuck yeah. can do pretty much anything as long as everyone involved is on the same page godspeed, little bro. hypothetically. /￣
darling, i've been married for over twenty years, and i still flirt with every version of her who's receptive! it's all aboUt commUnication.
HELLO. OTHER TERRIBLE VERSION OF ME. HAVE YOu CONSIDERED DYING FOREVER.
CONSIDERED. DISREGARDED. I'M BUSY SHOOTING CRAPS OVER CIGARS WITH THE LADS. FUCK YOU AND DIE ALSO THOUGH.
THE FACT WE ARE TECHNICALLY THE SAME PERSON. KIND OF. GIVES ME ANOTHER THING TO HATE ABOuT MYSELF. SO FuCK YOu FOR THAT.
WEAKNESS. I COULD NEVER HATE MYSELF. BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME. THERE MAY BE PRETENDERS. TRANS-DIMENSIONAL DROOLING LOBOTOMITE FUCKWITS WHO ARE PARALLEL REALITY VARIANTS OF ME. BUT THEY ARE NOT ME. ALSO I'M BUSY SMOKING CUBANS IN THE LOUNGE WITH ITCHY. HOLD THIS TREMENDOUS L. L AS IN LORD ENGLISH.
WELL FuCK. AWAKE AGAIN. GuESS IT’S MY TuRN TO EXPLORE.
I CONTINuE TO HATE. EVERYTHING I SEE ABOuT MY ALTERNATES. FuCK THEM.
I NOW OFFER. A DIFFERENT GAME OF STRATEGY. THIS ONE IS CALLED. “BATTLESHIP”. HTTPS://PAPERGAMES.IO/EN/R/JYDBRV-S7
HAD TO FIX. A SMALL ERROR. TAKE TWO. HTTPS://PAPERGAMES.IO/EN/R/CTOQXLEZCE
HELLO. CHITTR. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. THE GAME IS CALLED. “CHESS”. HTTPS://PAPERGAMES.IO/EN/R/YO_O_GL3R/530
OH. PEOPLE ARE PLAYING GAMES NOW??? THIS IS THE BEST FuCKING THING EVER. ESPECIALLY WHILE I WAIT FOR MY SISTER. TO SLEEP. SO I CAN GET TO MY PART OF THE GAME.
I LOOK AT MY DEVICE WHILE ASLEEP. AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THAT FuCKING ART. BY ANOTHER SHITTY ME. FuCK MY LIFE.
HAVE YOu. AND ALL MY OTHER AWFuL ALTERNATES. CONSIDERED GOING OuT AND KILLING EACH OTHER.
YOU WILL GET A SNEAK PEEK INTO MY PLANS. BECAUSE. THAT IS ONE OF THE FIRST STEPS. OF MY UNIVERSAL DOMINATION.
HM. I THINK I HAVE COME TO TERMS. WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO MEN? BuT ALSO. I AM NOT uNATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN. OR THOSE WHO AREN’T NECESSARILY EITHER? …CONFuSING.
That just means you aren't strictly straight or strictly gay. And frankly, who cares about the label? The label is for everyone else. Not for you.
yuuup welcome to the pan lyfe babey!!! twice... thrice? 2.5x the bitches, but getting 'em is just as hard. 8P
THANK YOu. DIRK. EVERY VERSION OF YOu IS ALWAYS GOOD AT WORDING THESE THINGS.
HM. MY FIRST SLuMBER PARTY. WENT WELL. STILL HAVE NO IDEA. HOW THE FuCK I GOT THERE.
Knowing how you got somewhere is overrated. I get high and wake up three states away with a missing kidney for fun.
that's a lotta extra work! jus' don't have a workin' brain ta begin with.