♠ hated by @unendingUroburos
I CANNOT CONFIRM WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS NOT A VIABLE POSSIBILITY.
WEAKNESS. I COULD NEVER HATE MYSELF. BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME. THERE MAY BE PRETENDERS. TRANS-DIMENSIONAL DROOLING LOBOTOMITE FUCKWITS WHO ARE PARALLEL REALITY VARIANTS OF ME. BUT THEY ARE NOT ME. ALSO I'M BUSY SMOKING CUBANS IN THE LOUNGE WITH ITCHY. HOLD THIS TREMENDOUS L. L AS IN LORD ENGLISH.
CONSIDERED. DISREGARDED. I'M BUSY SHOOTING CRAPS OVER CIGARS WITH THE LADS. FUCK YOU AND DIE ALSO THOUGH.

There is some confusion among the audience regarding the distinction between a cherub and the inevitability that shaped him. I am here to east these concerns. Yes. There is @caliBorn. A loud, proud, furious thing clawing at the seams of reality with bloodied daggers and a divine entitlement. The aspiring monarch on the verge of apotheosis. I have found him terribly charming in the way one finds a lit fuse charming after noticing the powder keg it is leading to. And yes. There is @unhackabledottildeUath, the Inevitable. You speak as though they are separate. One does not replace the other any more than a shadow replaced the object casting it. The cherub you observe is the comprehensible surface tension of chronology itself ready to break way to the final penny in the proverbial cup. Caliborn exists. Of course he does. How else could Lord English have always been here? Despite tantrums, crude declarations of selfhood, there is a consistency to our dearest lord. He insists, as though, the dread of himself isn't already reflected backward across every plane of creation. His greatness is only rivalled by his own, in which, they compliment one another. As Caliborn's Chosen, however, I must continue to foster the Lord to be in lieu of the Lord that always has been.

DID ANYONE TRY JuST FuCKING SHOOTING IT?

==================================================== MULTIV-ERSAL BOUNTY AUCTION ==================================================== So )(ere's )(ow t)(is is gonna go. t)(is auction is for ON---E troll. t)(e target i am auctionin off is: )(AYAA)( )(AD-E-ED @cationicAgonist S)(e is a yellow blooded troll in a yet disclosed location of Paradox Space. T)(is contract is an auctionl; t)(ere is a minimum auction value t)(at you may outbid your opposin peer wit)(. It is also an auction because if you fail t)(e contract, you are fined t)(at very amount. T)(e minimum bid starts at 500 CA-EGARS (or )(uman equivalent.) )(OW-----EV----ER.... )(e)(e)(, and )(ere's t)(e fun part: T)(-E TARG-ET IS FR-E-E TO N-EGAT-E T)(-E BOUNTY ON )(-ER )(-EAD /AND/ WILL B-E PAID QUADRUPL-E T)(-E FINAL BID ON )(-ER BOUNTY AMOUNT /IF/ S)(-E R-EV-EALS T)(-E FOLLOWING INFORMATION ON T)(-ES-E FOUR TROLLS: LL-EVYN BLAIDD @crypticClinomaniac K)(AVA)( KIRBIR @gospelsGuillotine SOL-EA)( DOR-ET)( @exuberantArc)(ivist and MALLUM PRAVUS @smoot)(Operator if s)(e spills t)(e beans s)(e not only gets quadruple t)(e bounty and t)(e termination of )(er bounty, but t)(e bounty of t)(e followin four trolls will go up immediately at t)(e final bid t)(is auction lands in. t)(ats rig)(t: instead of 1 bounty contract at a )(ig)( value, YOU'LL G-----ET FOUR!!! now aren't i generous. L-------ET T)(-E BIDDING B------EGIN!

NO NEED TO THANK ME. BuT YOu SHOuLD DO IT ANYWAY. https://i.imgur.com/4TKV9Hn.png

CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF ALL. NuM NuMS ARE NOT JuST BREASTS. THEY ARE NIPPLES. WHILE SOME ARE MORE PRONOuNCED THAN OTHERS. THIS IS A TEMPORARY STAGE LEADING uP TO PREDATION. IF YOu SEE A BIG BREASTED CHERuB. IT MEANS HE. OR THEY. I'M NOT NOT SEXIST. ARE HuNGRY. BuT INSTEAD OF THE SWOLLEN VENOM SACS HuMANS ARE LIKELY uSED TO ENCOuNTERING. WITH THEIR PuNY NATuRAL PREDATORS. OR THE DESPERATE FuCKASS RALLYING CRY FOR A MATE. OuR TITS ARE SOMEWHAT MORE PRACTICAL. IN FACT. EVEN THE MOST CuMBERSOME COWBAGS. SERVE. PuRPOSE. WE LIVE. SEVERAL ASTRONICAL uNITS APART. BITCHES GOTTA EAT. IMMEDIATELY. PLANETS TEEMING WITH LIFE ARE RARE. EVEN RARER. AFTER A CHERuB HAS BEEN THERE. EXEuNT THE SQuEAMISH. ENTER. SPECIAL STARDuST. OuR POWDERED MILK. THE BLuE STuFF. THAT COMES OuT OF THE TEAT. IN ABuNDANCE. WHEN STIMuLATED. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN HuNGRY. THE BODY PANICS. AND POWDERIZES uSELESS THINGS. LIKE EXOSKELETAL EXFOLIATION OF BONE. OR INJuRIES. OVER TIME. IT TAKES MORE. BARELY OFFERING BACK IN SuSTANENCE. WHAT IS FORFEITED. A CLOSED LOOP. BuT ONLY BARELY. SOME uNLuCKY FuCKS HAVE TO EAT METRIC SHIT TONS OF THE STuFF JuST TO SuRVIVE. LAuGHING IN DRuNKEN. HALLuCINATORY. GLITCHY TWITCHY BITCHY MISERY. STRANDED PARSEC CHERuBS MAKE DO. BEING DuST. IT IS ALMOST WEIGHTLESS. AND VERY EASY TO STORE. IT DOESN'T REALLY SPOIL. JuST TASTES LIKE SuGAR COATED BOOTY CHEEK FLAKES AFTER A WHILE. AND ROTS THE FANGS NEEDED FOR PREDATION IF RELIED ON OVERLY. THIS IS WHY SWEET TOOTH IS A NOTORIOuSLY WELL-KNOWN CHERuBIAN SLuR. YOu ARE CALLING uS. HABITuAL SELF-SATING TITSuCKS. YOu RACIST. NuM-NuMS ARE ALSO uSED FOR PARALYSIS OF LESSER SPECIES. SPECIFICALLY. OF THE LuNGS. NuM-NuMS RELEASE A SPECIAL STARDuST WHEN STIMuLATED. THE SIGHT. IS QuITE BEAuTIFuL. NOT A MOMENT GOES BY WHERE I AM NOT TEMPTED TO SQuEAL LIKE A BANSHEE (SHE/HER. JuST TO GIVE YOu AN IDEA ABOuT THE KIND OF HYSTERICS WE ARE TALKING ABOuT HERE) AND FONDLE MY OWN NIPPLES. THE ELATED HIGH IT BRINGS IS uNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE. IT EXCITES. PREVENTS SLEEP. AND BuRNS OuT MOST INADVERTENT JuJu POSSESSION. IT IS ALSO A GREAT NATuRAL HALFCHuB CHERuB SEMICONDuCTOR FOR JuJuS. JuJuS. ARE NATuRALLY ALL AROuND YOu. IN THE AIR YOu BREATHE. THE WATER YOu PISS OuT AFTER uSING IT. EVEN THE BODILY FLuIDS YOu SECRETE. uNRELATED TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PISSING. BY SuBDOING THESE INTERFERENCES. AND ISOLATING THE INFLuENCE OF ONE. PARTICuLAR THREAD. THE PuPPET IS EASIER TO CONTROL. AND LAuGHTER RESuLTS. THIS uSuALLY REVEALS THE LOCATION OF NEARBY PREY. WHO CANNOT HELP BuT GuFFAW. BEFORE BEING GOBBLED ALIVE. AND PROCESSED FOR TICKLISH NuTRIENTS. NuM-NuMS. CAN ALSO. DO SECONDARY SEXuAL CHARACTERISTICS HEALING. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH JuST A PINCH OF SPECIAL STARDuST. ALONG WITH A HAPPY THOuGHT. EVEN A uSELESS LEGGED. FuCKMASSIVELY ANXIOuS. ABSOLuTELY FuCKSTuPID MORONIC LAYABOuT. BOY. COuLD GET uP. DANCE. EVEN DO A SILLY JIG. PERHAPS IN CELEBRATION. OF THE NEWFOuND FREEDOM HIS SPONTANEOuSLY FuNCTIONING LEGS. ALONG WITH CALLOuS DISREGARD OF ANY BITCHES IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY MIGHT BRING HIM. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ENCOuNTERS WITH OTHER CHERuBS ARE VERY RARE. VERY VIOLENT. AND uSuALLY FATAL. IF YOu CANNOT NuRSE YOuR OWN WOuNDS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR NuM-NuMS. WHAT DO YOu EVEN HAVE THAT FuLLY INTACT FORKED TONGuE FOR. IF YOu CANNOT WHIP IT OuT. AND LAP uP A BIT OF THAT SWEET FuN DIP. YOu PATHETIC NONCHERuB DIPSHIT. THOuGH THE INTERNAL VIEW DOES NOT SHOW IT. THESE NuM-NuMS. THE NIPPLES. uSuALLY APPEAR AS SWIRLS. THAT IS NOT TO SAY. THEY ARE FREAKISHLY RIDGED. APPLE PEEL SHAPED IN TEXTuRE. BuT THE COLORATION. RESEMBLES A CHERuB'S CHEEKS. ONCE A CHERuB HAS SuCCESSFuLLY DOMINATED ITS OTHER HALF. THE NIPPLES BECOME COMPLETE. THIS IS REFERRED TO. AS A CHuPA CHuP NuM NuM. OR A CHuCHuNuNu FOR SHORT. CHuCHuNuNuS ARE A GREAT WAY TO CHECK. FOR EROTIC PREDISPOSITION. TOWARDS MATING. AS THEY BECOME QuITE SWOLLEN. TuRGID WITH SPECIAL STARDuST. FIT TO BuRST. AND CAuSE. LAuGHTER. AND MIRACLES. IT ALSO HEIGHTENS THE LIKELIHOOD. YOu ARE ABOuT TO WIND uP EATEN. AS MENTIONED EARLIER. THESE ARE PREDATORY PARTS. NuM-NuMS. ARE GOOD FOR NOM-NOMS. OR RuMP-RAMPS. PREPARE YOuR ANuS. OR PREPARE YOuR SEASONING. ACTuALLY. DO BOTH. YES. #WEEATASS AT ANY RATE. THAT SHOuLD JuST ABOuT COVER THE FIRST LESSON. IF THERE ARE ANY QuESTIONS. PLEASE HESITATE TO REACH OuT. AS I ALREADY COVERED IT. YOu JuST DIDN'T PAY GOOD ENOuGH FuCKING ATTENTION. YOu INGRATE. WHAT ARE YOu STILL DOING THERE. COMMENT. PRAISE ME. WORSHIP ME. FOR TELLING YOu THE SECRETS OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THE FACT. SPARKLY BLuE DuST. IS CHERuB LACTATE. AND PARALYSIS DuST. AND MORE POWERFuL THAN YOuR WEAK ASS WOMANLY CONSTITuTION FuRNISHED. BOOBS. MY NuM-NuMS POWERSCALE ME HIGHER THAN YOuR D-CuPS. #CHERuBIANANATOMYONEHuNDREDANDONE #BYCALIBORN #NSFW #BREAST #TITS #BOOBIES #TATAS #GOOGOOGAGAS #BADONKS #BADONKADONKS #BABADOOKBABADINGAS #DOBONHOKEROOS #SERIOuSHONKERS #DOHOONKHANKOLOOS #TONHONGEREKOOGERS #HuMuNGOuSHuNGOLOMGHONONONLOuGHOuNGOuS #LACTATION #BODYHORROR #VORE #ORALVORE #HARDVORE #MuRDER #ANATOMY #CHERuBS #NuM-NuMS #CHuCHuNuNu

YOu KNOW WHAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF? THE GAYS. I COuLD BE GAY IF I WANTED TO. WHICH I DON'T. THEY'RE SO DRAMATIC. AND EXCLuSIVE. AND FLAMBOYANT. THEY MAKE ME JuST WANT TO. CLAW AT THE CuRTAINS OF A NEARBY WINDOW. AND SHAKILY FLICK OPEN A LIGHTER. TO SET MYSELF ON FuCKING FIRE. SMOKING ONE LAST MORBID DAB AS I JAB A THuMBS uP. INTO THE AIR. BEFORE SHuNTING IT DOWNWARDS. AS I FALL INTO THE MOLTEN MAGMA REMAINS. OF MY ONCE VIBRANTLY LuSCIOuS. AND COLORFuL BEDROOM. WITH A MESSAGE. "GAYS DID THIS".
oh, the rebels are starting their little terrorism! aww, that is so cute, they are trying to blow up the drone transport factory that borders residential hivestems. this is gonna go over like a teetotaler in clurch!! i will let them have a little fun before killing them all. gotta let them make themselves look like bad guys! #terrorismlivechit

ZIP GuNS! AND FuCKING CROWBARS!

KILL YOuRSELF. DIE. YOuR MOTHER SHOuLD HAVE ABORTED YOu. WHY DID YOu JuST DOXX ME. TAKE THIS DOWN. NOW. THIS ISN'T IN YOuR HEART. PuNY HuMAN. DO NOT FuCK WITH ME. I HAVE SHOOTERS. IN EVERY GODDAMN ZIP CODE. WITH ZIP GuNS. AND CROWBARS.

BIGOTS. NEVER STOP TELLING ON THEIR BITCH ASS SELVES. LIKE. WOW. OKAY. https://i.imgur.com/Z5h24wp.png

QuESTION OF ETIQuETTE. FOR POLITE HIGH SOCIETY. IF I HAD. A SPECIAL SOMEBODY. AND. SHE PRODuCES A METRIC FuCKTON OF GIRL STINK. THE GOOD STuFF. THE BOTTLE IT uP. AND SHIP IT OuT. FOR LIKE. A METRIC FuCK TON OF CASH. IF EVER IN A BIND KIND OF GOOD STuFF. WHAT VOLuME SHOuLD MY NOSTRIL FLARE BE. WHEN SNIFFING HER HAIR. ON PuBLIC TRANSIT. I HAVE A DISABILITY. THAT ONLY FLARES uP WHEN SHE IS WITHIN SNIFFA RANGE. I NEED TO KNOW. HOW LOuD MY STEPPIES. AND REPEATED NOSTRIL INHALATIONS. OF VASTLY NuMBERED ODOR MOLECuLES. ARE PERMITTED TO BE. BEFORE I START GETTING WEIRD LOOKS. AND GO LOuDER.

PEOPLE (HYSTERICAL BITCHES) HAVE STARTED (ALWAYS BE) CALLING INTO QuESTION (IRRATIONALLY FOAMING AT THE LIPSTICK SMEARED DuMB CuNT WAGGLE CHIN MOuTHS) MY CREDENTIALS (MERITED COMPLAINER) AS A FEMINIST (ALLY). TO THEM (HYSTERICAL BITCHES) I SAY. (MANSPLAIN TO WOMANLISTENERS) PERIOD TRACKER APPS (MY SuPERIOR KNOWLEDGE OF FEMININE BODIES) WILL GIVE YOu (MERCIFuLLY GRANTS) A CONVENIENT EXCuSE (AN OPPORTuNITY TO SHuT uP) OuT OF ANY uNDESIRABLE MALE ENCOuNTERS (AND FuCK OFF) WITHOuT EXPLANATION FuRNISHED (uNWANTED ANYWAY).

SuN IS OuT. AND GuESS WHAT. GuNS ALSO. WHO KNEW YOu COuLD uSE GuNS. TO RETRIEVE CONFISCATED GuNS. WHAT A BRILLIANT FuCKING MASTERSTROKE OF AN IDEA.

if any dirks hals 0r br0s have their flushed quadrant 0pen i have an exciting pr0p0siti0n f0r y0u :)
made a orphan they wwere a full growwn adult wwe made direct eye contact fell in lovve i killed them

ACCuSATIONS HAVE COME OuT THAT I. “GHOST” PEOPLE. THAT I DISCuSS SuCH LOATHSOME THINGS. AS SWEATY uNSHAVEN VRISKA ARMPIT BuSH. I AM A CREATIVE. THE CREATIVE PROCESS TAKES ME TO PLACES I WOuLD NOT GO WITH A GuN. SWEATY uNSHAVEN VRISKA ARMPIT BuSH. I WOuLD GO. WITH OR WITHOuT. BuT IRRELEVANTLY SO. I HAVE NEVER CLAIMED TO BE PERFECT. WHICH IS EXTRAORDINARILY HuMBLE. CONSIDERING THAT I AM. BuT ONE OF MY FATAL FLAWS. IS THAT I AM TOO PERFECT. AND THuS. DROWNING IN FAT GIANT LOVING BITCHES. OF ALL GENDER. AT ALL TIMES. IT BECOMES DIFFICuLT. TO TELL YOu ALL APART. THOSE WHO DO NOT WORK FOR ME. SO IF YOu ARE WAITING ON A RESPONSE. JuST SEND ANOTHER ONE. FuCKERS. I AM LITERALLY SO HOT AND SEXY.
put my finger in the fleshy wwall hole at the orphice BIG MISTAKE #nsfww

i think hes using me as a pitch substitute f0r his sister? #vaguep0sting #nsfw

IMPLIED. PERHAPS. EXPLICITLY STATED? NOT SO MuCH. YOuR SuBBY SuBTEXT MAKES IT ALL TOO APPARENT. YOu WOuLD BE THE uKE. TO MY INEXORABLY SOVEREIGN SEME. PATHETIC LITTLE ONEECHAN COLORED ONAHOLE. DO I REMIND YOu. OF YOuR NO DOuBT. DOMINEERING SISTER’S COuNTENANCE. AND SHEER uNFuCK-WITH-ABILITY?

PROBABLY. NOT THE WEBSITE. YOu WANT TO SAY. EVERY WAY POSSIBLE ON. WHEN ON ABOuT HATE. YOu MISERABLE FuCKLESS FECKLESS PERVERT.

NO YOu DO NOT. YOu ARE JuST CHRONICALLY uNFuCKABLE. AND HAVE CONFuSED THE NEGATIVE ATTENTION YOu GET FROM PEOPLE DISAGREEING WITH YOu. WITH CARING ABOuT WHAT THE FuCK YOu HAVE TO SAY.

THAT IS THE MOST SEXuALLY REVOLTING THING ANYBODY HAS EVER SAID TO ME. TELL ME MORE. WAIT. ACTuALLY. LET ME GET MY SHIRT OFF FIRST.GK HO LD I T M O O HOLD O ND D ON HOLL D OON S Tu P I D F uC KKK KI NG , Su SPEND ERS A HA H HH N M YN IPPLES A A HAHH. LIMEY. WINDY. BITCHY GREEN THINGS. AT LEAST THE BOWTIE BEHAVED ITSELF. BOWTIES ARE COOL. OKAY. PROCEED.

SHuT THE FuCK uP. GO BACK. I DO NOT CARE. ABOuT YOuR ASS KISSING. GO BACK. TO THE ASS. AND EVERYTHING ATTACHED. EATING. I WAS ENJOYING MYSELF.

GOOD START. AND THEN WHAT?

THE STREETS ARE SAYING. I FORCE WOMEN INTO uNCOMFORTABLE POSITIONS. WOMEN ARE. TECHNICALLY. THEIR OWN. ARGuABLY. PEOPLE. THEY PuT THEMSELVES THERE. I GIVE THEM THE OPPORTuNITY. TO BE uNCOMFORTABLE. IT'S CALLED EMPOWERMENT. SEXISTS.
:)

Those who know me find themselves enriched 8y my presence; such a sentiment, however, cannot 8e extended to a person of 8ifurc8ted mind and deficient character.

You should consider removing your head from your neck, first.

A good cheru8 is a dead cheru8. #violence
#IMTOUCHINGIT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb11abc2e855.png
Lays an egg directly into your hand.
One of the facets of the lollipop juju that I find to 8e strangely compelling is how it constructs a certain narrative in an im8i8er's mind. The trickster juju doesn't just serve as a happy drug that kills your rational thinking, it also has a secondary effect. It also has one effectively attempt to "crush" whatever pro8lems they could 8e undergoing, psychological or otherwise. It's why it's much more useful as a stimulant for cheru8s, who don't ordinarily have the social capacity to work out whatever insecurities they might 8e dealing with. It leads to an interesting phenomenon wherein one under its effects undergo rapid "character development," or at least try to frame their actions as such. Overcoming adversity and worry with just a lick of a lolly rather than the muck and toil of gradual healing. The tempt8tion is understanda8le.
>>| figurid this .out with no web checking. tastes .afwul, seitched to .energy drinks. (possible .overdose .included) #substance
since my “dear” brother already seems to have shared what we will call “art” with yoU, i will do him the favoUr of sharing this piece from his private folder of his “hUmansona”. what a winning smile! or at least, what i think is a smile. it really is hard to tell, isn’t it? https://image2Url.com/r2/defaUlt/images/1775008224071-c503a3ca-587a-4e53-a83b-d444731ca183.png
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IT IS ALREADY ON MY “TO DOuCHE” LIST. THAT IS THE CONDENSED NAME. THE FuLL OF WHICH. IS “THINGS TO DO TO ANY DOuCHE WHO STEPS uP TO ME”. AS OF YET. WE HAVE AN uNEASY TRuCE. OBSERVED BY IMPARTIAL OBSERVANCE. OF ONE ANOTHER’S. TERRITORIAL AMBITIONS. DO NOT TRY TO START SHIT. BITCH. WE EAT PEOPLE.
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
its amazin wwhere one finds their muse i wwas haulin out a bunch of scumblood orphans (fully adults) into the deep desert to summarily execute em through dehydration AND WWHAM inspiration struck like lightnin wwhy wwaste these “people” on the desert wwhen i could open my owwn impromptu SHOOTIN GALLERY at #eridanwweek day four find it behind the booth i may need a hand restrainin these freaks they REALLY dont like gettin shot
DOES IT SHAME YOU. TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ME. IT SHOULD.
so heres the beauty part of this site, we have these things called display names text color too confusing? peep the display name, peep the pfp, and if youre still lost you better start asking around for a map and compass







