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VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 stay safe man ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 lmfao you know what hell yeah ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 do y⦶u also have a bunch of fuckin evil in your eye like i d⦶ ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 hm ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 ykw yeah ok ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 eye c⦶uld say some bullshit but after seeing the debacle on the dash i dont think i care that much ab⦶ut pushing pe⦶ple away to not match a cool ass eye with 'someone ^^^^^^^^^^
holy shit. this is incredible.
cal it is, then.
fair enough. let me know if you need anything.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮ =ﻌ=ა 💬 ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 i ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 maybe. thank you i guess ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 ૮⦶ﻌ⧃ა 💬 than⚔︎ ^^^^^^^^^^
Someone that does "evil things" and continues to do so willingly, with no remorse, are evil in all of the ways that matter.
The best way to go about flirting is to just strike up conversation with someone and get to know them as yourself! Then, just take a chance, and ask that person on a date. It only has to be an outing where you two get to know each other more, talk about each other's interests, maybe get something to eat. C|:^)
B33 < reasonyable
(( i have no in-character way to post this piece of my art so. here we are. ZekeKat with their talismans of each other. Zeke has karkat’s blood in a vial and Karkat has Zeke’s Life in a ring https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a71500083e0f.png @tranquilOutcast click to see full res
B33c < cawrrect! B33 < just a little taste of what its like to talk to me irl h33h33
Huh. Good for you, man. Genuinely.
just boys kissing boys. .oh, .i may .only wish for sloppy smooches. #yaoi #suggestive
i have big gun :)
happy to enlighten you, my friend.
Sea swept hair is not for the weak. #LittleSailorThings
morning, uro. it isnt morning for me, but im guessing you just woke up, so.
No comment. Good morning to you, though.
thats something hell never be stronger at.
WITH THE NEW UPDATES. PERHAPS I POST DETECTIVE PONY. AGAIN.
No, don't worry. I like you, you get some grace.
Another Casper Bit(tm)
a fanmade sweet bro and hella jeff.
i successfully crashed into felt manor.
That Is Nice To Hear.
B33 < real as fuck
handshake emoji.
You, too, can have burger
B33 < cool thanks bro i knew you were chill
Milking a snake today and I’m reminiscing.
i know, i was being silly. i suppose i should have thrown in my playful "huhuhu" laugh.
Genuinely need someone to kill that fucking guy.
very nice.
your smile looks a lot like letters. it's beautiful.
Oh Space, Your Beauty Defines Everything.
Casper bit. But the other Casper might can.
Awwwww yAAAy :) | howep u hve A n|tw As wmdrrful As uu rrr :)
agreed!! o~o
@tipsyGodhunter GET THE WHITE SAGE CALLIE IS HAUNTING ME
[An image is posted. Snowman sits on one of Yaldabaoth's coils. The lens-flare of its brilliant visage obscures a decent chunk of the image. She seems to be wearing a modified version of a Thief of Time's godtier robes. In her hands, she holds the clock-pendulum she stabbed Caliborn with.] I can't quite decide if I like this garish attire. Perhaps a few more modifications could be made. I do know an excellent tailor. But first, I really should head home.
Thank you.
[A video is posted. Caliborn stands over Snowman as she lies, bleeding, in the dirt. Once again, his crowbar glistens with blood as much as his teeth glint with triumph. "ALL REALITIES. EVERY TIMELINE. COLLAPSES DOWN TO THIS." Snowman glares. "YOU WILL ALWAYS BREAK BEFORE I DO. HAA. HAA." She draws and fires a pistol into his gut. He doesn't even flinch. "I ADMIRE YOUR PERSISTENCE, MY GOOD BITCH. BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO MATCH UP TO ME. WHAT YOU HAVE YOU HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE ALLOWED IT." In a marvel of expectoratory strength. She spits in his face. "WILL YOU. *PLEASE* JUST LET ME FINISH SO I CAN KILL YOU OH MY GOD. AS I WAS SAYING. YOU ARE NOTHING. IN THE FACE OF MY INEVITABILITY. HEE HEE." He kicks her with his cybernetic leg. With her good arm, she wrenches at it, trying to pry it off. He rolls his eyes. "BECAUSE I AM A GRACIOUS LORD. I WILL NOW PERMIT YOU TO SPEAK, FETID BITCH-QUEEN THE THIRD. SAY YOUR LAST WORDS. SO I CAN FORGET-" Caliborn's gloating is cut off by the pendulum of a certain juju-clock piercing through his chest, just left of center. And then a lance piercing through the other side. He falls, and a second Snowman helps the first up. His body flickers and flashes. The video ends in a glitch-flicker of static as he detonates.]
Watched some old Vine comps with the homie for a bit. Little man was big back in those days. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/gg.jpg #puppetposting
It’s a good thing, also a bit I stole from @aspiringPessimist
mmmmno.
of course, apologies.
< COOL. I'LL KEEP MY THOUGHTS TO MYSELF RIGHT NOW CAUSE YOU SEEM SEMI-RIGHT IN THE HEAD. >
I do :)
HELL-O-O- MY GEEN BR-O-O-THER
he always has qUite a bit to say, doesn't he? perhaps he shoUld have been a hero of breath! ^u~
i dont brush my teeth. maybe i should just for the routine of the thing. some normalcy. [an image is attached of crucie baring her sharp teeth in a deadpan grin. theyre perfectly white.]
i make sure they arent inhabited, yes. ...thank you, cal.
B33 < im capable of holding back!
B33 < mewsually i go hunting or ask my friends or people on here to spar
get on the iinternet and poiint iit 2omewhere.
ii channel iit iinto my work! ii've gotten 2o much done thii2 way.
you're welcome! i thynk that it is very normal for people to feel curious about structures that other species have but they don't. i've seen humans ask about horns, and as a landdwelling troll, i wonder sometymes what gills would be lyke.
there are a lot of dyfferent sensations attached to it... when you need to wash it, it can be unpleasant, and even a lyttle painful. it can snarl and tangle whych hurts when you try to brush it. but when it is clean and healthy, it is very nyce to touch and sometymes for someone else to touch. other tymes, when it is long and down, you can accidentally tyckle or even make yoursylf itch wyth it! hair itself has no sensation, but the scalp beneath does.
Let's be ignorant together
metaphorically, 18 hours straight does something to you
B33 < cant follow dash trends fur pawbvious reasons B33 < have a sl33py deva instead https://64.media.tumblr.com/0bffadab84a8cfa12ffc056e5afc964a/62b98f25a0eb2c88-e4/s1280x1920/305c67d9402d317057c95aab62c5ba1a604f5288.png
Uhhh a human version of a guy I know. Cuteness aggression moment
You can always pick an animal you like to dress as!
Muses tend to be less fucking annoying.
its taken a week but i now know all about calliope n dirks globe trottin advetures n fightin drug cartels which sure has been somthin now i know why both go mia 4 leik a week at rndom tho also they mite invite me 2 steal the crown jewls 4 leik a weekend so thats fun #substance #violence
It was a dated use of the past tense by the time I was born on Earth, but language is silly and fluid like that. Do what you like forever.
yes, exactly.
:33 < indestructible metal scorpions in my pants. that would be the worst thing i can think of.
it is a struggle for everyone. taking comfort in knowing i have done good is usually enough for me.
not you.
i suppose thats good then.
I'll send you some reading materials. A few videos.
✦s do you. i believe kindness is the gre✦test strength we h✦ve in this world. ✦nd if i c✦n bring someone comfort in some sm✦ll w✦y, it is only right to offer. ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆
✦h...i h✦d not re✦lized you too were ✦fflicted by the w✦y this g✦me interferes with dre✦ming. the dre✦mselves, ✦s f✦r ✦s i underst✦nd, ✦re physic✦lly present in the...norm✦l world. vessels we tr✦nsfer our consciousness into ✦t rest. i do not believe i c✦n visit them in the s✦me m✦nner ✦s true dre✦ms. though i did find th✦t...those returned to me ✦fter i godtiered. i ✦m sorry i c✦nnot offer you more immedi✦te comp✦nionship, but ple✦se know the offer st✦nds...whenever it is possible. ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆
I think I'm getting lowkey annoyed by something but it's only me. Hmmm
no its okay ill look away and pretend it didn’t happen we can both be winners, uu
anyway. distracting myself. heres the symbol i wear on my crop.
Yearning Hours
eating the chocolate like a beast. slobbering over it and getting my hands sticky.
B33 < time does help with hangovers h33h33
i know the feeling. bUt we mUstn't lose hope! i'm certain that one day yoU'll be someone yoU're proUd of, little brother.
#cw-flashing Beam attack https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1381f7aa33d.gif
B33 < *and then fluttpurrs up a few more posts fur fun*
B33 < *ac purrches on the post below this one*
progenitor, if you prefer. there is a reason i don't call you son. it feels too intimate and familiar for what we are.
that is acceptable. you need only continue to try.
Greetin's!!
aLl tHe tImE (o: LiKe yEr a pAsSeNgEr iN YeR OwN FuCkInG FaTe. WaNnA GeT OfF ThE RiDe bUt sOmEoNe sTrApPeD YoU In rEaL GoOd.
!remindYou remind bot loves you! ^,^
(˶´ ˘ `˶) you will find the w✦y. of this i ✦m sure. ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆
Yeah, that's my bad boss.
Charging my beam. I've got some heavy hitters in store for tonight. #GoregleWrapped.
@dirks
B33 < meds and watpurr check while i get cozy as fuck in bed
B33 < i should work on more attack types B33 < what if i made my enemies play a rhythm game
(Anonymous) asks: How would you. Theoretically. Cope with having feelings you know can never be returned? Well, there's a classic. You've covered the first step, really, in that you're aware of the situation. Theoretically. Some things are simply going to be one-sided. You're probably, theoretically, not going to just shake feelings like that off. That's normal. So what you have to do is work on understanding and realizing it's not a fault. In you, or them. Hypothetically. Make sure you've got something you care about or enjoy so the lost of a could-have-been isn't shattering. The feelings may linger a while. They might go away. Might not. What's important is that you ensure those feelings aren't world-defining for you. Theoretically.
cookin mama and the papa louie games lol
join my horse posts i got you a horse
dead-ish. we at least get some bloody peace and qUiet for a tick.
B33 < to be clear theyll purrobably be full of inane bs but like B33 < theyll give you some mythology and menial quests etc etc B33 < yk rpg bullshit that f33ls useless but is in nyactuality furry useful in aggregate
BX33 < i think its safe to disregard the cueball bitch B33 < hmm B33 < meowbe the best way furward would be to plan where you n33d to go B33 < a map or something like that would be ideal! B33 < but secondly if there are any consorts around talking to them will help purrovide some guidance
need something to do. shoot! uh. games i guess.
i managed to get dirk oUt of the hoUse for a photoshoot!!! poor bloke's been a bit reclUsive of late. when i designed his Updated god tier, he had two non-negotiable reqUests: "Keep the poofy asshole pantaloons," and "Don't let me look too much like that asshole." while certain design sensibilities are shared, sUch as the samUrai-inspired look and the popped collar, i think i've made it look distinct enoUgh! one of *my* non-negotiable featUres was keeping the green accents normally only present on the prince's shoes! accUrate aspect coloUr palettes are important to me. ~u~ oh, and the tiara. the hood shape is too iconic to do away with entirely, after all!
B33 < you s33m chill you hung out at a party i was in once
Elite ball knowledge.
I can’t tell you or you lose. And I like you.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/742dbd9cf157.png
good show! i like how yoU've done my coat ^u^ it somehow never crossed my mind her sUit woUld be red, bUt it's qUite charming. ^u^
>:εε pounc3 too is g33n ;DD ~
Beam
well hi uroburos!!!
Everything On Here Is A Little Undecipherable
hows the candy and meat
the etymology of the term moot is that it is an adaptation of a word that meant "to meet" or gather, it implies that the subject is debatable in relevance or meaning.
Got another one.
How many friends do you think you have? Do not answer this question, just... Think about it. Consider that number for a moment. None of you are correct. You will either under or over-estimate how many friends you have. This is the beauty of the world. Everyone sees each other through completely different eyes. Most of you will under-estimate. You likely have more allies than you know.
humans and trolls use it to wash their hair
alright. fuck it here it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f97a3d8da071.png #nsfw #bulgeposting
so it goes sometimes! why, my first foray into mUltiversal social media was nearly thirty years ago, and for certain familiar faces here it's only been two since they'd seen me aboUt! :U either way, welcome back, cal. ^u^
Yeah. It was a foam sword. My ass still kind of hurt in the morning, but I'm good. Physically.
I just realized I set the parameters and then answered entirely contrary to my own rules. :B My apologies. You're the best one.
Like this post and I'll tell you if there's an iteration of your person on this platform I like more than you. Frankly, this ought to be a slam dunk for some of you.
Need to send out the notice that I'll be closed soon for a little bit. It's annual and all, but still.
darling, i've been married for over twenty years, and i still flirt with every version of her who's receptive! it's all aboUt commUnication.
￣\ it's the kinda shit you gotta clear up out the gate if you lock somebody down, but fuck yeah. can do pretty much anything as long as everyone involved is on the same page godspeed, little bro. hypothetically. /￣
￣\ no yeah totally we're talkin hypothetically. roleplaying, even. but if you ain't goin' steady ain't no such thing as infidelity. and y'know. maybe you're (hypothetically) someone who loves more'n one person at a time. no harm in that neither. /￣
I am. I was shielded from the impact with the ship, so the only real threat there was me. I was the threat.
those orange human striders do something to me i think
All four of us on the rim. Still working on trying to find a mod that'd work for Callie's species. Sorry Callie. Good fucking luck to these poor digital souls, since this game's a motherfucker. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60212061415c.png
You're welcome. I try my best. Sometimes.
yuuup welcome to the pan lyfe babey!!! twice... thrice? 2.5x the bitches, but getting 'em is just as hard. 8P
That just means you aren't strictly straight or strictly gay. And frankly, who cares about the label? The label is for everyone else. Not for you.
B;33 < dwbi
Knowing how you got somewhere is overrated. I get high and wake up three states away with a missing kidney for fun.
I could make my friends in Rimworld.
Good for you! Proud of you 38)
That's sweet of you. Genuinely. I appreciate the sentiment.
Finally returning to the daily chess puzzle #chessposting https://i.postimg.cc/q7r7bSRK/image-2026-04-29-004535972.png
In that case, yes, probably.
#niceys.
U know what? im niceys 2day.
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 R3PT1L3S.
keep at it, love!
god if that isnt one of the biggest fuckin truths ever 2 be truthed out i would be RLY in the mood for eating some guys hat
maybe its better that u just ignore that haha <:) best not 2 think abt it real hard
HELLO.
CAN I GET A FUCKIN UHHHHHHH BEESECHURGER.
r we feeling #Boos4Louie tonite? #LouieSlop
It's so cool and awesome being nonbinary guys. I can call anyone gay for liking me. There's no winning for them.
Maybe I should wear more lime.
I don’t wanna get out of bed. Bed comfy.
clUes by sam was toUgh today! 🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟠🟩 🟨🟩🟨🟩 https://cluesbysam.com
I have been given a puzzle to play with you will not hear from me again for a minute
THE TIMELINE IS ALL NOOK, BULGE, AND ENGAGEMENT BAIT. WE NEED MORE HIGH QUALITY CHITTS. INTERACT WITH THIS CHITT IF YOU AGREE.
I'm still understandin' gender but as far as I know, a dame's a dame. If yer tryin' to romance 'em? Dat's a dame.
my alts are fuckin embarrassin sometimes
You know, I always thought I'd play the cool, vaguely one-sided gay in love best friend to the president who also happened to be in charge of the military in a movie. NOW that i'm older and I'm Secretary of Defense, being the crazy guy who thinks Trollbama is cool works great. Probably good that I never pursued that acting career.
Dude, I think this guy is going to actually die if he keeps trying to fight. #fightnight
(( ooc pinned post Deuce edition: consider this page nsfw (violent!) for mentions of head trauma/memory issues, sinister shadow magic, clock admiration, and incendiary devices. if you're not a fan of people reacting to posts incorrectly for the bit then be warned. clubs WILL be hitting that mediate button. art is mine unless otherwise stated, and this post will be slowly edited as Deuce starts figuring out shit. so far, dear readers, you've discovered that he's from some human au. given the crew's track record it's implied that he somehow managed to get out of his destroyed universe alive. Deuce is aware that Team Sleuth and the Felt exist but not in the same way as he (vaguely) remembers them. he knows about other members of the Crew but they're not HIS, something he's declined to comment on just yet. he has like 3 fucking missiles. his radio is broken. he's got a lot of bombs. he's sleeping in his battledrobe.))
GOOD LUCK. DO NOT FORGET YOURSELF.
I encourage you all to celebrate the human holiday known as “Earth Day.” Traditionally, it is a celebration of Earth, and highlights environmental sustainability and concerns regarding Earth’s ecosystem, climate, and environment. Perhaps plant a tree, or something.
Computer, make these two guy gay and horny. Make them kiss a little, maybe feel each other up as a treat. Computer, pull up an "Am I Gay?" quiz. #nsfw
i love human memes so much
Nah, I'd be fine in that regard. My skull is thick as hell.
◥▶◀◤ —> Too many Megidos. I need men. Burly men. To assist me in removing them.
if no one else likes my stupid shit, at least i have a rose always liking my bullshit
i don't like this. i don't like this at all. i... i can't give you advice, here. if her abilities really are the same as her coUnterpart's in oUr story, then i'm afraid there is no "good" coUrse of action that thwarts her designs on yoUr timeline. i'm going to check the code. i won't alchemize it, don't worry, jUst preview. even if i tried, i doUbt it woUld work properly. jUjU tend not to like leaving their home timeline, i think.
well its nice 2 meet u uroburos!!! damn if this isnt all sorts of familiar..... but im just gonna try not 2 think super hard abt that rn :)
do not trUst a word he says, little brother.
i appreshiate..... thanks mysterious mr nice guy :(((
For once I am too shy to approach the human.
being alone sucks.......no one would want to befriend a limeblood though :(
They are very good when you binge them haha no more waiting
fInD My cAtS! tHeReS 101 To cOlLeCt! HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/YuAfCtZ.PnG
Ah. An occasion dedicated to misdirection. How appropriate. Very well. You will receive this message and assume it contains a hidden meaning. It does not. There is no cipher embedded in the phrasing. No acrostic concealed in the first letters. No inverted logic waiting to be unraveled. You may check, if you like. You will find nothing. That is the point. You are accustomed to looking for patterns. To assuming that anything presented with a certain tone must reward scrutiny. That if you look closely enough, you will uncover intent. So you will read this again. And again. Perhaps slower. You may even begin to doubt your initial conclusion. Surely, you’ll think, there must be something here. Some subtle trick. Some overlooked detail. There isn’t. The subversion is not in the message. It is in you. You expected to be deceived. Instead, you were told the truth—and found it harder to believe. Happy April Fools. Try not to overthink it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b476e1735b3f.png