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Yeah. It was a foam sword. My ass still kind of hurt in the morning, but I'm good. Physically.
I just realized I set the parameters and then answered entirely contrary to my own rules. :B My apologies. You're the best one.
Like this post and I'll tell you if there's an iteration of your person on this platform I like more than you. Frankly, this ought to be a slam dunk for some of you.
Need to send out the notice that I'll be closed soon for a little bit. It's annual and all, but still.
darling, i've been married for over twenty years, and i still flirt with every version of her who's receptive! it's all aboUt commUnication.
￣\ it's the kinda shit you gotta clear up out the gate if you lock somebody down, but fuck yeah. can do pretty much anything as long as everyone involved is on the same page godspeed, little bro. hypothetically. /￣
￣\ no yeah totally we're talkin hypothetically. roleplaying, even. but if you ain't goin' steady ain't no such thing as infidelity. and y'know. maybe you're (hypothetically) someone who loves more'n one person at a time. no harm in that neither. /￣
I am. I was shielded from the impact with the ship, so the only real threat there was me. I was the threat.
those orange human striders do something to me i think
All four of us on the rim. Still working on trying to find a mod that'd work for Callie's species. Sorry Callie. Good fucking luck to these poor digital souls, since this game's a motherfucker. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60212061415c.png
You're welcome. I try my best. Sometimes.
yuuup welcome to the pan lyfe babey!!! twice... thrice? 2.5x the bitches, but getting 'em is just as hard. 8P
That just means you aren't strictly straight or strictly gay. And frankly, who cares about the label? The label is for everyone else. Not for you.
B;33 < dwbi
Knowing how you got somewhere is overrated. I get high and wake up three states away with a missing kidney for fun.
I could make my friends in Rimworld.
Good for you! Proud of you 38)
That's sweet of you. Genuinely. I appreciate the sentiment.
Finally returning to the daily chess puzzle #chessposting https://i.postimg.cc/q7r7bSRK/image-2026-04-29-004535972.png
In that case, yes, probably.
#niceys.
U know what? im niceys 2day.
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 R3PT1L3S.
keep at it, love!
god if that isnt one of the biggest fuckin truths ever 2 be truthed out i would be RLY in the mood for eating some guys hat
maybe its better that u just ignore that haha <:) best not 2 think abt it real hard
HELLO.
CAN I GET A FUCKIN UHHHHHHH BEESECHURGER.
r we feeling #Boos4Louie tonite? #LouieSlop
It's so cool and awesome being nonbinary guys. I can call anyone gay for liking me. There's no winning for them.
Maybe I should wear more lime.
I don’t wanna get out of bed. Bed comfy.
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I have been given a puzzle to play with you will not hear from me again for a minute
THE TIMELINE IS ALL NOOK, BULGE, AND ENGAGEMENT BAIT. WE NEED MORE HIGH QUALITY CHITTS. INTERACT WITH THIS CHITT IF YOU AGREE.
I'm still understandin' gender but as far as I know, a dame's a dame. If yer tryin' to romance 'em? Dat's a dame.
You know, I always thought I'd play the cool, vaguely one-sided gay in love best friend to the president who also happened to be in charge of the military in a movie. NOW that i'm older and I'm Secretary of Defense, being the crazy guy who thinks Trollbama is cool works great. Probably good that I never pursued that acting career.
Dude, I think this guy is going to actually die if he keeps trying to fight. #fightnight
(( ooc pinned post Deuce edition: consider this page nsfw (violent!) for mentions of head trauma/memory issues, sinister shadow magic, clock admiration, and incendiary devices. if you're not a fan of people reacting to posts incorrectly for the bit then be warned. clubs WILL be hitting that mediate button. art is mine unless otherwise stated, and this post will be slowly edited as Deuce starts figuring out shit. so far, dear readers, you've discovered that he's from some human au. given the crew's track record it's implied that he somehow managed to get out of his destroyed universe alive. Deuce is aware that Team Sleuth and the Felt exist but not in the same way as he (vaguely) remembers them. he knows about other members of the Crew but they're not HIS, something he's declined to comment on just yet. he has like 3 fucking missiles. his radio is broken. he's got a lot of bombs. he's sleeping in his battledrobe.))
GOOD LUCK. DO NOT FORGET YOURSELF.
I encourage you all to celebrate the human holiday known as “Earth Day.” Traditionally, it is a celebration of Earth, and highlights environmental sustainability and concerns regarding Earth’s ecosystem, climate, and environment. Perhaps plant a tree, or something.
Computer, make these two guy gay and horny. Make them kiss a little, maybe feel each other up as a treat. Computer, pull up an "Am I Gay?" quiz. #nsfw
i love human memes so much
Nah, I'd be fine in that regard. My skull is thick as hell.
◥▶◀◤ —> Too many Megidos. I need men. Burly men. To assist me in removing them.
if no one else likes my stupid shit, at least i have a rose always liking my bullshit
i don't like this. i don't like this at all. i... i can't give you advice, here. if her abilities really are the same as her coUnterpart's in oUr story, then i'm afraid there is no "good" coUrse of action that thwarts her designs on yoUr timeline. i'm going to check the code. i won't alchemize it, don't worry, jUst preview. even if i tried, i doUbt it woUld work properly. jUjU tend not to like leaving their home timeline, i think.
well its nice 2 meet u uroburos!!! damn if this isnt all sorts of familiar..... but im just gonna try not 2 think super hard abt that rn :)
do not trUst a word he says, little brother.
i appreshiate..... thanks mysterious mr nice guy :(((
For once I am too shy to approach the human.
being alone sucks.......no one would want to befriend a limeblood though :(
They are very good when you binge them haha no more waiting
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Ah. An occasion dedicated to misdirection. How appropriate. Very well. You will receive this message and assume it contains a hidden meaning. It does not. There is no cipher embedded in the phrasing. No acrostic concealed in the first letters. No inverted logic waiting to be unraveled. You may check, if you like. You will find nothing. That is the point. You are accustomed to looking for patterns. To assuming that anything presented with a certain tone must reward scrutiny. That if you look closely enough, you will uncover intent. So you will read this again. And again. Perhaps slower. You may even begin to doubt your initial conclusion. Surely, you’ll think, there must be something here. Some subtle trick. Some overlooked detail. There isn’t. The subversion is not in the message. It is in you. You expected to be deceived. Instead, you were told the truth—and found it harder to believe. Happy April Fools. Try not to overthink it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b476e1735b3f.png