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@unendingUroburos
HuMAN FAN. ASPIRING ARTIST. LOVER OF GAMES AND MuSE OF TIME. (AGAINST MY WILL)
🐾how do yoU measUre a sNake? iN iNches... they doN’t have feet! ehehe x) hehe,
seeing an account on here I have yet to follow just to click the account and see that damn dag ooc message pinned https://media1.tenor.com/m/vq5G9A7PT1gAAAAd/pig-electric-shock.gif at this point im certain at least 30% of the characters on here are them
THINGS I HAVE DISCOVERED WHILE MOVING TOWARDS THAT TOWER THING (WHICH. I GuESS IS THE SAME AS MY SISTER. EVEN THOuGH THE LAND IS DIFFERENT? FuCK IF I KNOW) ON MY LAND: THERE ARE A LOT OF FuCKING CLOCKS. AND THE CLOCKS HAVE THINGS INSIDE THEM.
GODDAMNIT YES BuT ALSO THINGS THAT uSuALLY AREN’T IN CLOCKS! THAT’S WHAT I MEANT!
WHAT COULD A CLOCK HAVE INSIDE OF IT THAT WOULD NOT NORMALLY BE INSIDE A CLOCK. IF IT WERE ABNORMAL IT WOULD NOT BE A STANDARD CLOCK CORRECT?
I NEVER SAID THAT THE CLOCK. WAS STRICTLY STANDARD. THAT WAS YOuR ASSuMPTION.
YES BUT IF IT WAS NOT STANDARD THEN WHY WOULD IT BE WORTH MENTIONING AS A CLOCK WITHOUT ANY DEFINING ADJECTIVES. THE OMMISSION WAS YOURS.
#NSFW I'm serious about that NSFW tag, by the way. Don't watch if you don't want to see a sword go up someone's ass. Anyway, Here it is. The moment I'm sure none of you were waiting for. My illicit sex tape showcasing the forbidden union between my ass and my sword. A foam one, thanks to @automatonArisen, who also filmed all of this for your viewing. I was planning to just post a picture, but I had the whole video, so why not just upload the whole fucking video. Never say I don't do anything for y'all. [The video opens with Dirk taking a deep breath, presumably feeling the full weight of his poor decision making skills crash down on him all at once. He's ass naked, save for his ever-present shades, kneeling on the marble bathroom floor. Foam sword in one hand, sink counter in the other. He holds onto both for dear life. Slowly, he moves the "blade" of the faux sword into position, lining it up directly to his asshole. There exists one last second for him to ask himself where it all went wrong, or if this is really what he wants his legacy to be on Chittr, before the sword finally breaches his anus. It enters glacially slow, probably so Dirk doesn't ACTUALLY hurt himself doing this. His hand tightens on the counter as it moves further in, eventually reaching the point where his stomach begins to bulge from how far the sword has traveled. "Shit, okay," Dirk hisses out after a few more painstaking seconds of continuous insertion. "Fuck. I'm done. That's as far as I'm pushing it in." There's still a part of the blade visible near his ass, but he's managed to get it in impressively far. He looks up at the ceiling, taking one last deep breath before pulling the whole thing out. Slowly, obviously. Dirk tosses the sword to the side as soon as it's out of him, holding up a thumbs up to the camera with the hand that previously held its death grip on the sink. Barely a moment later, the video cuts out.]
Like this post and I'll tell you if there's an iteration of your person on this platform I like more than you. Frankly, this ought to be a slam dunk for some of you.
@unendingUroborus Without a damn doubt.
That's a compliment.
SO. WHILE I PREPARE TO PLAY THE GAME. uH. QuESTION. IS IT. SOME SORT OF INFIDELITY. FOR WHEN AFTER YOu START TO HAVE FEELINGS YOu DIDN’T KNOW YOuR SPECIES COuLD HAVE FOR SOMEONE. AND MAYBE ALSO DISCOVER SOME THINGS ABOuT WHAT HuMANS CALL YOuR “SEXuALITY”. YOu ALSO START TO FEEL VERY SIMILAR FEELINGS TO MANY OF THEIR ALTERNATE VERSIONS. WHO ARE ALL DIFFERENT, AND MAYBE SOMEWHAT LESS SINCERE. BuT STILL SIMILAR. AND STILL COOL? PLEASE ASSuME THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL.
￣\ thought crime ain't real, brother. if you're seein' someone amd you feel guilty about havin' wandering eyes you can always sit down n' talk with 'em though /￣
I AM NOT ACTuALLY. SEEING THEM YET. PLEASE ASSuME WHAT I JuST SAID IS ALSO A HYPOTHETICAL.
￣\ no yeah totally we're talkin hypothetically. roleplaying, even. but if you ain't goin' steady ain't no such thing as infidelity. and y'know. maybe you're (hypothetically) someone who loves more'n one person at a time. no harm in that neither. /￣
HELLO. OTHER TERRIBLE VERSION OF ME. HAVE YOu CONSIDERED DYING FOREVER.
CONSIDERED. DISREGARDED. I'M BUSY SHOOTING CRAPS OVER CIGARS WITH THE LADS. FUCK YOU AND DIE ALSO THOUGH.
THE FACT WE ARE TECHNICALLY THE SAME PERSON. KIND OF. GIVES ME ANOTHER THING TO HATE ABOuT MYSELF. SO FuCK YOu FOR THAT.
didnt expect to make friendly relations wit)( a new species tonig)(t. callin it close encounters of t)(e... t)(ird kind. a)(e)(e)(.
youll figure it out w)(en youre older, younglin.
They flung me through the hull of a ship.
what if my name was like derick or smth
#notmycaliborn PERHAPS SO.
HELLO. CHITTR. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. THE GAME IS CALLED. “CHESS”. HTTPS://PAPERGAMES.IO/EN/R/YO_O_GL3R/530
Chittr, would you guys blow me up with your minds if I inexplicably vanished?
I LOOK AT MY DEVICE WHILE ASLEEP. AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THAT FuCKING ART. BY ANOTHER SHITTY ME. FuCK MY LIFE.
HAVE YOu. AND ALL MY OTHER AWFuL ALTERNATES. CONSIDERED GOING OuT AND KILLING EACH OTHER.