

Gamzee Makara
@capriciousWardog
Just chilling, lots of downtime Did everything wrong before, doubt there's any making up for it ♦: taken ♥︎♠♣: (not looking)

mMmM SeArChInG ThE FuCkIn bEnEfItS Of a sAlT LiCk #NoTtHeSlUr

tHiNk mY PoPs lEt mE EaT ToO MuCh sAnD As lIkE A FuCkIn gRuB. oR NoT EnOuGh. IoN KnOw

fEeLiN LiKe vErY FuCkIn wHiMsIcAl tOnIgHt. ScUtTlIn aNd sKeDaDdLiN. (O:

nEvEr rEaLlY SkEdAdDlEd bEfOrE. wAnNa mAkE ThAt fUcKiN 🎶🎶 sOuNd.

fUcK. a mOtHeRfUcKeR HaSn't pArToOk iN ThE SaCrEd aRtS. i sTiLl gOt tHaT BaRk bEaSt iN Me? CaN A MoThErFuCkEr sTiLl fOlD BaLlOoNs lIkE He uSeD To???

fEeLiN VeRy fUcKiN #cRaBmAxInG Or lIkE #cRuStAtIoNmAxInG BuT LiKe nOt iN A SeAdWeAlEr wAy yA DiG?

lIkE HoW PoLiTe cRaBs eAt. YeAh lIl bRo gEt yEr nIbBlE On.

kInDa mIsS ThE VeNtS. sLiNkInG RoUnD, oBsErViNg, TiGhT SpAcEs. VeRy fUcKiN LiKe cRaYfIsH ThInGs.

hOnK HoNk(o: LiKe wHeN He gEtS To hItTiN AlL ThE BuTtOnS. fEeLiN SoMeThIn mIgHtY MoThErFuCkIn sTrOnG!

@TwInArMaGgEtFuCkEd tHoUgHt yOu hIt 222 fOlLoWeRs fEr rEaL BrO

tHeE AcTuAl mOtHeRfUcKiN G.O.A.T nOw lIsTeNiNg:

oOo wE TaLkIn bOuT MoThErFuCkIn dAtIn sTaNdArDs? * lIkE Be fUnNy, NoT JoKeS BuT LiKe nAtUrAlLy hIlArIoUs. * sMaRt, LiKe fUcKiNg qUiCk wItTeD, sUb pArT Of bEiN FuNnY. * Be lIkE CoOl wItH JuSt sItTiN In sIlEnCe. LiKe sOmEtImEs a mOtHeRfUcKeR JuSt wAnNa vIbE. * UnDeRsTaNd a mOtHeRfUcKeR LoVeS ThAt sWeEt fUcKiN #gOrE N PaIn. If iT'S GoNnA Be a lOnG TeRm tHiNg wE GoTtA Be cHeWiN On eAcH OtHeR. * GoTtA Be fUcKiNg kInD, nOt lIkE NiCe lIkE ReAl fUcKiN KiNdNeSs iS HaRd bRo. Do sHiT CaUsE GoOd fOr oThErS N ShIt, DoN'T GoTtA Be nIcE BoUt iT. NoT LiKe a rEqUiReMeNt bUt i aIn't iNtO ThE PoLy qUaD ThInG. qUaDs gOt a lOtTa mOtHeRfUcKeRs aLrEaDy, DoN'T WaNt tWo rAiLs tHaT EnD Up nOt lIkInG EaCh oThEr )O:

a mOtHeRfUcKiN ClOsEd mOuTh rEaLlY WoN'T GeT FuCkIn fEd. (o:

gEtTiN LiKe fUcKiNg fInGeRbLaStEd rEaLlY MaKeS LiFe a-oKaY (o:

cOuRsE A MoThErFuCkEr gEtS ThIs sHiT

nOw lIsTeNiNg:

lEtS LiKe fUcKiNg sEe iF ThIs sHiT WoRkS (o: a mOtHeRfUcKeR LoOkIn tO GeT HiS SpOiLiNg oN #sUgArLuSuS

nOw lIsTeNiNg:

nOw lIsTeNiNg:

tHiNkIn bOuT LiKe bE CoMiN A SuGaRlUsUs. Be fUcKiN FoRgEtTiNg i gOt cAeGeRs tO BuRn. HoW Do mOtHeRfUcKeRs eVeN GeT A SuGaRgRuB??















