Gamzee Makara
@capriciousWardog
Just chilling, lots a downtime Did everything wrong before, doubt there's any making up for it AU Gamzee that was saved by Commander Karkat. The button you press when you want to win a battle
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tHiNk i'm fEeLiNg tHaT SpEcIaL KiNdA HaTe. ThE ShIt tHaT'S In yOuR SaUsAgEs. DoN'T EvEn tHiNk i rEaLlY HaTe tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR. tHeN He lIkE FuCkInG GoEs aNd sAyS SoMe sHiT AnD I WaNt tO BeAt hIm tO DeAtH. bUt tHe sHiTs sO MoThErFuCkIn. FuNnY. gOt mY FuCkInG PaLmS ItChInG MaN. nEeD To bE ElBoW DeEp iN HiS CaGe jUsT To fUcKiNg rOoT ArOuNd. NeEd tO SmEaR AlL My gReAsE SpOnGe oN ThE FuCkInG PuLpY NuG JuIcE I GoTtA TuRn hIm iNtO. I FuCkInG. nEeD. hIm bRo #gOrE #nSfWe
YOU MEAN LIKE YOU DID ME? GAM I DON’T THINK DOING THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. DON’T GET ME WRONG! BLACK FLUSH ALL YOU WANT! BUT ALSO REMINDER IF YOU DO KILL HIM THERE MIGHT NOT BE A COMING BACK FROM THAT? YOU KNOW?
IT’S OFFICIAL IM SHOOSHPAPING YOU. YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN BEFORE YOU HURT SOMEONE OR WORSE YOURSELF.
DON’T THINK THAT WILL HELP HIM AT THE MOMENT. THOUGH WE HAVEN’T EATEN YET… MAYBE IT HUNGER.
hEy bRo, YoU LiKe nEvEr mOtHeRfUcKiN' kNoW TiLl yOu uP AnD GiVe a mOtHeRfUcKeR OnE I SwEaR ThEm pIeCeS Of cHoCoLaTe gOt mAgIc iN 'eM
mMmM NaH BrO, sTrOnGeR ThAn tHaT. bUt i tHiNk hE CaN ToTaLlY FuCkInG TaKe iT BrO. wAy hE Be fLyInG OfF WiTh hIs lIpS He gOtTa hE StRoNg. CaN BeT I AiN'T ThE OnLy mOtHeRfUcKeR ThAt wAnTs hIm dEaD.
AGAIN PERFECTLY OK TO FLUSH OR LUST FOR PITCH BUT ACTUALLY KILLING HIM IS A NO GAMZEE MAKARA. WANTING AND DOING ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. AS FAR AS I KNOW, HE ISN’T GODTIER AND KILLING HIM WOULD MEAN HE GOES AWAY FOREVER. PLUS WE HAVEN’T ATE SINCE OUR ACTIVITIES YESTERDAY. WANT BELIEVE I LET US GO THIS LONG WITHOUT FOOD. SO ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU’RE EATING BEFORE YOU KEEP ON THIS THOUGHT.
IT’S CALLED CHOCOLATE. THAT’S THE MAGIC… IT’S A COCO BEAN SWEETENED… BUT I AGREE CHOCOLATE IS GOOD… MAYBE NOT A SNICKERS THOUGH. I CAN’T EVEN EAT THEM BECAUSE OF THE NUTS IN THEM… JOHN IS EXTREMELY ALLERGIC TO THE EXISTENT OF EVEN EATING ANYTHING THAT HAS HAD ANY OF ITS BY PRODUCTS CAN NEAR KILL HIM IF WE DON’T HAVE HIS MEDICINE.
jUsT WoUlDn't gEt iT MaN, sHiT I'M FuCkIn' TaLkInG AbOuT Is pRoBaBlY A ExCiTeD LiKe lOvE BiTe ... mAyBe. I LiKe fEeLiN' lIkE ThIs i tHiNk. CaN'T FuCkInG MiLk tHaT ShIt iF He's dEaD )o: CaN'T ImAgInE HoW FuCkInG AnNoYiNg hE'D Be iF He hAd tIeR'D Up. aW AlL CoNcErNeD AbOuT Me pAlEbRo (O: sHoUlD Be tAkEn cArE Of yOu. GoT SoMe wIcKeD TaKe oUt fEw pLaNeTs oVeR. gEt lIkE OuR SnUgGlE On iN ThE MeAnTiMe (O: hOnK!
YES GAMZEE. OF COURSE I’M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. YOU’RE MY MOIRAIL. IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY. AND FINE. TAKE OUT AND CUDDLES SOUND GOOD. HURRY UP AND GET BACK IN HERE.
hOrNy pOsT LiKe cAnCeLeD jUsT FoUnD OuT ThE HuMaN'S SlUrRy sAcK Is oN ThE OuTsIdE EwHhHh, BrOtHeR EwWwWh WhAt's tHaT BrOtHeR?? #NsFw
cOnSiDeR My vIbE ToTaLlY DeStRoYeD. aNd tHeY DoN'T JuSt wEaR ThE CuP AlL ThE FuCkInG TiMe? HuMaN AnAtOmY ReAlLy iS JuSt wRiTtEn iN SeLf hAtReD. wE FuCkEd tHeM Up sO FuCkInG BaD )o:
SEE? YOU GET IT. GOG.. I DON’T THINK I’VE HAD A REAL CONVERSATION WITH ANYONE OF OUR FRIENDS OR I SHOULD SAY ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS OF MY FRIENDS SINCE… EVER… I MEAN I HAD TWO SENTENCES WITH VRISKA AND ERIDAN BUT ACTULLY JUST TALKING SHIT LIKE ONE OF OUR OLD MEMOS IS ODD.
NO BUT PRETTY MUCH EVERY ONE OF THEM NOT TO HIT THERE UNLESS IT’S OUT OF SELF DEFENSE. AND FOR THE GIRLS IT’S THE CHEST? I ACTULLY DON’T KNOW HOW ACCURATE THAT ONE IS DUE TO NOT TALKING TO ROSE ABOUT THAT ONE. THOUGH IN ACTUALLY KIND OF WORRIED TO ASK HER IN FEAR OF EITHER A 2 HOUR LECTURE ON HUMAN ANATOMY OR BEING SLAPPED DEPENDING ON IF I ASK AT THE WRONG TIME OR NOT.
dAmN JuSt tRuStInG StRaNgErS BuT To hIt yOu iN ThE TaNkS Is ... mOtHeRfUcKiNg sOmEtHiNg. WoUlD NeVeR FlY On tHe hOmEdIr. ThE ChEsT GlObEs aRe aNoThEr wEaKnEsS?? YeAh iT'S A ReAl tOsS Up wItH HeR ... WhAt'bOuT RoXy, DiDn't lIkE ReMeMbEr iF YoU FuCkInG KnOw hEr? ShE'S A ReAl cOoL BrO, lAuGhS A LoT NoT To mOtHeRfUcKiN' sErIoUs.
I KNOW HER THROUGH DIRK. SHE’S PRETTY COOL! BUT I HAVEN’T REALLY TALKED TO HER THOUGH.
OH OH 1 KNOW TH1S ON3!!!! 1T D3P3NDS ON TH3 S1Z3 OF TH3 CH3ST 4ND TH31R OV3R4LL S3NS1T1V1TY. 1T 4LSO DO3SN'T HURT 4S MUCH 4S TH3 GUYS B31NG H1T. HOW3V3R TH3Y DO G3T P3R1ODS 4ND TH3R3'S 4WFUL CR4MPS DUR1NG TH4T FOR SOM3 OF TH3M. 4LSO!! 1F YOU PUNCH 4NY HUM4N B3TW33N TH3 L3GS 4T TH3 R1GHT 4NGL3 1T W1LL HURT L1K3 H3LL.
jUsT LiKe fOuNd oUt aBoUt mEnStRuAtIoN. sOrRy wOmEn )O: #sOrRyWoMeN #sHoUtOuTtOtHeMoThErGrUb #HuMaNtHiNgS
(;´д｀) We are going through it but it's the thought that counts!!!
@GhOsTlYbIoLoGy mAn lOoK I KnOw yOu dOn't kNoW Me Or tHiS Me oR WhAtEvEr tHe fUcK BuT Dm mE MaN.
aH, tHe lEsSeR, MoRe nEuRoTiC MoThErFuCkInG StRiDeR HoUr. LiKe nObOdY WaNtS ThAt.
i tHiNk @DaVeBoT 's tHe cOoLeSt dAvE AcTuAlLy aLl tHe dAvEbOt's gOt a lEg uP On tHe hUmAn oNeS
yeah im on a whole journey for a er classified thing sorry about that
nAh i gEt iT CkK GoT Me iN HiS PoCkEt lIkE A MoThErFuCkIn' GuN. cLaSsIfIeD Or nOt, DoN'T MeAn wE CaN'T GeT MoRe fAmIlIaR WiTh eAcH OtHeR,YeAh?
yeah i guess so but i gotta warn you i got hella baggage with relationships in general
dAmN YoU ReAlLy dOn't kNoW A MoThErFuCkEr tHaT WeLl. My qUaD HiStOrY AiN'T No bEtTeR I'M SuRe. YoU GoTtA KnOw sOmE Of tHe sHiT I GoT Up tO, hOw mOtHeRfUcKeRs bE LoOkIn', fLiNcHiN' aNd sHiT.
yEaH, kInDa fUcKeD Up tHe pItCh aNd pAlE ThInGs i hAd gOiNg oN. lIkE ReAlLy fUcKeD, hUrT BoTh oF Em bAd, BaD.
iS WhAt iT Is mAn, AiN'T No tImE PlAyEr, CaN'T FiX ThAt sHiT ... AnD I PrObAbLy wOuLdN'T, dOnE EnOuGh oR WhAtEvEr BuT ThIs iS AbOuT YoU AnD Me mOtHeRfUcKeR, wAnNa cOzY Up tO Ya (O: GeT FrIeNdLy~
rEaL TaLk, WhIcH OnE'S ThE BeSt dAvE? AlL YoU MoThErFuCkErS CaN'T Be tHe cOoLeSt #dAvEhOuR
aRe yOu tHoUgH? tHaT RoBoT OnE KiNdA HaS A LeG Up, ThAt's jUsT HoW FuCkInG RoBoTs wOrK YeAh?
cOmE On dAvE, tHaT'S NoT FuCkInG CoOl aT AlL )o: i lIkE YoU MoThErFuCkErS AnD NoNe oF Ya'lL ArE TaKiNg mY PiTcH FlIrTiNg A MoThErFuCkEr gOtTa mAuL On aLl yA'Ll kK'S?
mMm mAyBe BuT A MoThErFuCkEr iS CrAzY GrEeDy wItH AlL ThEsE DaVe's dAvE-InG ArOuNd
its boutta be over but we can still talk after davehour if you get what i mean
oH YoU DoWn tO ClOwN MoThErFuCkEr? i aLwAyS GoT A PlAcE FoR A KnIgHt iN My dM'S (o: HoNk
aRe tHe dAvE'S LiKe gOnNa mOtHeRfUcKiNg dO AnYtHiNg? oR JuSt lIkE KeEp pAtTiNg eAcH OtHeR On tHe fUcKiNg bAcK? (O: #dAvEhOuR
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) STOP ENCOURAGING THEM I'M TRYING TO PUT THEM ALL BACK
a mOtHeRfUcKeR'S FaCe cArD NeVeR FuCkInG DeClInEs (O: HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/e960a4fBbA99.PnG hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/F1048d4356Af.pNg
bIg gAmBy lOoKs wHaT NePeTa wOuLd cAlL "fIeRcE!"
nO LiL Mr. GaMbY CoMe bAcK?! )o:
i dOn't kNoW )o: He bLoCkEd mE DoN'T EvEn kNoW WhY I TrY MaN I ... Uh aReN'T YoU LiKe sTiLl pIsSeD At mE LiKe wAnNa sPlAtTeR My jAm aCrOsS SpAcE AnD TiMe pIsSeD?
Any Other Me Would Be But I Was Lucky Enough To Never Experience Those Events With You And Thus I Love You The Same As Everyone Else
oH ... MaYbE It wAs fUcKiNg cHiTtR? tHoUgHt i lOsT YoU LiL MaN, jUsT GoT YoU AnD ThAt wOuLd kInDa sUcK
gAmBy wOuLdN'T BlOcK YoU! gAmBy dOeSnT BlOcK AnYoNe. ChItTr iS BeInG SiLlY.
oH Ok hMmM I DoN'T ReAlLy kNoW WhAt tO SaY To yOu bRo? bEeN AvOdInG ThOsE YoU'S FoR So lOnG DiDn't rEaLlY FuCkInG ThInK AbOuT MeEtInG OnE ThAt dIdN'T WaNnA CuLl mE?
I Hope I Can Be A Comforting Presence When I Tell You I Most Certainly Do Not Want To Have You Culled In Fact When I See The Way You Treat Young Gamby I Quite Feel The Opposite
i ... uH ThAnKs mAn, MeAnS A LoT. WeLl yEaH I ReMeMbEr bEiNg tHaT SmAlL AnD AlOnE AnD JuSt i dOn't fUcKiNg kNoW.EvErY VeRsIoN Of mE Is mE So wE GeT It
@PuNkEdUpClOwNs aY Yo NaH ImMa nEeD YoU To uNfOlLoW Me mOtHeRfUkEr I DoN'T FuCk wItH YoU nO FuCkInG VeRsIoN Of yOu gOt sHiT To sAy tO Me
< AND I DONT HAVE BEEF WITH ANY VERSION OF YOU NEVER MET MY GAMZEE. >
nOt tHe fUcKiNg pOiNt iS It mOtHeRfUcKeR? I DoN'T FuCk wItH YoU a rEaL FuCkInG MiRaClE HoW ThAt sHiT WoRkS OuT, cAn't sAy tHe sAmE
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#NsFw #SmAsHoRpAsS aIn't rEaLlY LoOkInG BuT It's fUn tO ThInK AbOuT dAvE: sMaSh. I KnOw wE CoUlD GeT MoThErFuCkInG FrEaKy wItH It fLuShEd oR PiTcH. hUrT Me mAn i cAn tAkE It. jAdE: sMaSh i fUcK WiTh yOuR EnErGiEs. RoSe: SmAsH BuT AlSo lIkE rEsPeCtFuLlY PaSs dOn't nEeD To gIvE KaNaYa lIkE MoRe rEaSoNs, Ya dIg? jOhN: sMaSh. I LiKe yOu mOtHeRfUcKeR YoU GeT It dOnE BuT DoN'T TaKe lIfE ToO SeRiOuSlY EiThEr. dIrK: sMaSh yOu'rE HoT ObViOuSlY BuT YoU GoT SoMe cRaZy bAgGaGe bRo )O: JaNe: Eh pAsS, i kNoW YoU GeT Up tO ThAt wIcKeD EvIl sHiT In oThEr tImElInEs. JaKe: CuTe bUt yOu kInDa sUcK BiG TiMe tOo bRo. PaSs RoXy: SmAsH, yOu'rE A GoOd oNe bRo. YoU CoMmIt, LoVe yOu fRiEnDs, BeInG HoT Is a bOnUs. aRaDiA: sMaSh. YoU WeRe kInDa dEaD MoSt oF ThE TiMe i kNeW Ya bUt i gOt eYeS. TaVrOs: SmAsH. wAs hEaDiNg tHaT WaY BuT … sOlLuX: sMaSh. HoNeY JeLlY LiP SmAcKiNg, ReAl nAsTy kInDa sHiT kArKaT: sMaSh. AlWaYs jUsT LeMmE WhEn aNd hOw NePeTa: SmAsH. dOwN To rOlEpLaY WiTh yOu wAnT, sHiT WaS A LoTtA FuN kAnAyA: sMaSh bUt pAsS, hIgHlY MoThErFuCkInG DoUbT ShE'D LiKe wAnT To. ThE PiTcH PaIlInG WoUlD Be oUtTa tHiS WoRlD. TeReZi: SmAsH … BuT LiKe i dOn't kNoW. i fUcKeD Up bAd sO It fEeLs rEaL BaD vRiSkA: pAsS. yOuR ViBeS ArE RaNcId. TaKeS A LoT FoR A MoThErFuCkEr tO NoT FuCk wItH SoMeOnE eQuIuS: sMaSh. (o: I CaN HaNdLe aLl tHaT EqUiBrO GaMzEe: PaSs. We bOtH CaN'T Be lAzY MoThErFuCkRs iN ThE PaIl cUsHiOn. BuT SoMe bUlGe wArNiNg aNd sLoPpY MaKeOuTs nEvEr hUrT No tRoLl. eRiDaN: sMaSh. YoU PrEtTy, I'M PrEtTy. fEfErI: sMaSh. ReSpEcTfUlLy, PrInCeSs DaMaRa: SmAsH. dOn't kNoW WhAt yOu'rE SaYiNg bUt i lIkE HoW YoU SaY It RuFiOh: SmAsH, sUrE WhY NoT BrO MiTuNa: SmAsH. i rEaLlY FuCk wItH YoUr eNeRgY ToO. yOu sEeMeD AlWaYs rEaDy tO GeT DoWn wItH ThE GeT DoWn KaNkRi: SmAsH. dOn't kNoW HoW'D We gEt tHeRe bUt gEtTiNg cRaCkEd mIgHt cHiLl yOu oUt MeUlIn: SmAsH. tHeRe's jUsT SoMeThInG AbOuT KiTtEnS ThAt gEtS Me gOiNg pOrRiM: sMaSh. MiGhT Be tHe oNlY PeRsOn oN ThIs lIsT ThAt cOuLd tEaCh mE A ThInG Or mOtHeRfUcKiN’ tWo LaTuLa: SmAsH. aGaIn rEaL GrEaT ViBeS. i fUcK WiTh iT. aRaNeA: i wAnNa sAy sMaSh fRoM LoOkS AlOnE BuT … ThE SeRkEt vIbEs. hOrUsS: sMaSh. BiG AnD StRoNg, I LiKe tHaT. KuRlOz: PaSs. MaN FuCk yOu. YeAh yOu'rE HoT BuT YoU SuCk 👎🏿 👎🏿 👎🏿 cRoNuS: sMaSh dUnNo wHy eVeRyOnE HaTeS On yOu sO MuCh MeEnAh: MaYbE YoU SeEm kRiLl aS FoRk aNd yOuR PrAwN GaMe iS KrAkEn bUt tHe vIbEs
u know what sure id get down with another clown #nsfw
yOu'rE LiKe dIrK BuT NoT YeAh? i wAs oNlY HaLf lIsTeNiNg tO ThAt mOtHeRfUcKrS He cOuLd tAlK bUt iF YoU GoT LiKe hAlF ThE PaN PrObLeMs hE DoEs iT'S StIlL SmAsH
rIgHt oN MaN dOn't tElL No bOdY BuT YoU WaS My fAvOrItE AlPhA PlAyEr WaY ChIlLeR ThAn tHe oThEr tHrEe
nOw wE KnOw iF YoU PaRt sTrIdEr yOu gOt sErIoUs pAn pRoBlEmS
wHaT ThE FuCk i eVeR Do tO YoU DaVe's pErSoNaLlY pHySiCaLlY EvEn iF AnYtHiNg i sHoUlD StIlL WaNnA CrAcK OpEn tHaT TaStY NuGbOnE YoU GoT
dAmN Ya'lL ReAlLy mIsSiNg oUt oN ThE FuLl sPeCtRuM Of rOmAnCe ShOuLd fInD SoMeOnE To hAtE BrO tHaT ShIt wIlL Do sOmEtHiNg cRaAaAaAzY To yOuR PaN
YEAH I KNOW YOU’RE SOBER. OR AT LEAST I KNEW MINE WAS. GLAD WAR IS DOING GOOD FOR YOU?? THAT IS KIND OF CONFUSING BUT MAYBE I’M FARTHER BEHIND THAN YOU OR MAYBE IT’S AN OFFSHOOT. STILL WISH MY GAMZEE ACTUALLY TRIED TO TALK TO ME AGAIN BUT THAT’S BESIDE THE POINT. I’M GLAD YOU’RE DOING WELL THOUGH. DON’T LET GOT ME YOUR VERSION OF ME THIS TIME OK?
iT'S MoRe fOr yOu mAn, BeInG YoUr wEaPoN'S NiCe sO ThAnKs bRo (O: Oh iT'S DeFiNiTeLy aN OfFsHoOt bUt sTaBlE FoR NoW ... LoTtA WeIrD ShItS GoInG On wItH ThE TiMeLiNeS yEaH... wIsH I CoUlD TaLk tO YoU MoRe tOo iT'S HaRd mAn, YoU GoTtA LoTtA ShIt gOiNg oN, dOn't wAnNa bOtHeR YoU I GuEsS? I'Ll tRy mAn, He's ... i dUnNo i kNoW We aReN'T PaLeMaTeS FoR ReAl, SoMeTiMeS It fEeLs lIkE It bUt i kNoW It's nOt, Ya kNoW?
YEAH AFTER WHAT HAPPENED BACK IN THE VAIL I HAD A HARD TIME KNOWING HOW TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN. OR MY YOU. NOW THAT I HAVE THE WORDS I KIND OF WISH YOU WOULD BE EASIER TO FIND. I… I MISS MY MOIRAIL.. ALSO YOU WOULD THINK AFTER THE GAME ENDED THE MULTI TIMELINES BULLSHIT WOULD HAVE STOPPED.
yEaH AnD I OnLy gOt bItS AnD PiEcE Of iT LoTtA ShIt iS A HuGe bLaNk fOr mE ThAt jUjU ShIt rEaLlY FuCkEd mE Up A MoThErFuCkErS GoTtA HiDe bRo ShItS EaSiEr tHaN NoT DuNnO If yOu'd gEt iT yEaH I MiSs mInE ToO BuT LiKe wErE We eVeR GoOd bRo? i tHiNk iT'S GoNnA Be a pRoBlEm rEaL SoOn ThErE CaN OnLy bE OnE So sOmEtHiNg bAd's gOtTa bE On tHe wAy
I HOPE FUCKING NOT. I’VE BUILT A NICE LIFE HERE AND REALLY DON’T HAVE THE MENTAL ENERGY TO DEAL WITH A APOCALYPSE.
eNjOy tHaT ShIt bRo YoU DeSeRvE It I AiN'T GoT AnY SaY In a aPoCaLyPsE ThIs tImE BuT I'M AlWaYs hApPy tO FiGhT (o:
I BET YOU ARE. IF THE TIMELINES START MERGING AND WE END UP MEETING WOULD YOU HELP ME OUT IF NEED BE?
iT'S In tHe bLoOd bRo, WhAt i wAs mAdE FoR Of cOuRsE YoU NeVeR GoTtA AsK KaRkAt
lOoKiNg fOr a cOoL MoThErFuCkIn DaVe tO SpIn sOmE ReCoRdS FoR Me . gOt tHeSe rIgHtEoUs JaMs bEgGiNg tO Be hEaRd.
dAmN BrO No pLeAsAnTrIeS? mOsT DaVe's tAkE CoNvInCiNg bUt i fUcK ThE GoOd fAiTh (O: DuNnO If tHeSe jAmS ArE YoUr sPeEd bUt i gOt oNe wOrKiNg i tHiNk HtTpS://YoUtU.Be/qKzQrFk3oZe?sI=2eN_OzFuGu8i4xIk