♠ hated by @capriciousWardog
next time can you record yourself eatin the pizza an smackin your lips slowwly
its small noww sod off
wwhen i say im crackin them i mean it literally i wwish i wwere hilted in these gutterhoes but thats deemed unprofessional so i gotta settle for splittin their wwigs get your sniffer out from under my coat
Fair enough, hate away.
Alright, noted.
Ignore this damn clown he seems to always find my texts and bother whoever I’m chilling with.
(o･ω･o) My dream goal is to have the badge that defines my cuddle bug nature. ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Or a badge that says I'm a good friend! It would be an honor! (๑˘︶˘๑) I shall work my way through to make my presence known as a warm one. ♥︎
how the motherfuck am i supposed to pick a side in this. there's bitches and hoes i love on both sides of this mess. and its all over THE STUPIDEST SHIT IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD. THIS IS BY FAR THE DUMBEST, MOST MOTHERFUCKIN' ASININE ARGUMENT WE HAVE EVER HAD AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. especially considering. I don't be giving a motherfuck. About either of these dumb yaoi motherfuckers. #Jakedirk #Dirkjake it doesn't matter in the fuckin' slightest when the only yaoi you should ever give a shit about is Calibloz. Caliborn Kurloz. Myself and my beautiful Lord. The most #ALPHA of motherfuckers paired with myself. his ever devoted servant. just FOOD FOR MOTHERFUCKING THOUGHT.
guys shes liking my chitts im giggling like a schoolgirl and going "kyaaaa~" and everything
an wwhat does that havve to do wwith anythin a mere snapshot a my sexual habits is as good as nothin besides if you wwere a true eristorian you wwould knoww that i busted the paildoll swweeps ago get your facts straight
todays tip for aristocrats dont teach your ex slavve i mean milkmaid howw to read she WWILL end up on chittr wwhich is basically a pr nightmare fuck im ruined i gotta contact my legislacerator
nevver an i mean NEVVER compare me to that vvirtue signalin wwashed up swweater jackin dwwarfblood again do not underestimate the unbridled libido of a sub 8 fincel wwho has nevver held a girls flipper i am a sexual maniac
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ The snail that whispers, Gammy. They tell us what we hear.
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ The secret ear snails https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e2c9fd0779b.jpg
is he soft is he wwarm wwhat does he smell like
the engagement obvwiously
I’VE HEARD HORROR STORIES FROM THE HUMANS ABOUT EITHER SITTING ON IT WRONG OR GETTING KICKED IN IT HARD ENOUGH TO CAUSE IT TO POP. #BODYHORROR
∻Wh☢ up squirting their h☢t stinky rat milk #nsfw #allegedly∻
gsmmezees a lrlly food kisser gguhs hhot dann. #substances #soporposting
:o) I will attend, Miss Rankmaid, if I am able. :o) When are you hosting it? How many hours? Where.
Where are you both. I’m coming to pick him up.
Fuck you dude no I’m not. He may be crying but at least he’s not gonna make that kinda mistake.
That right there makes me even less want him around you like this. It would take one wrong move or word and I know both of you wouldn’t mean it but it could happen.
Do they do it with others? Or is it only with you and themselves?
Well, congrats on being a bigger piece of shit than half the Dirks I've seen on here. And congrats on being aware of it, I think. That's about where it ends. May you one day hate yourself less. Or don't, I guess. I'm not your lusus.
Hey now didn’t even know Dave said that. Honestly it was just a disturbing resemblance with that bad makeup job you got going on. Plus I know you well enough makara. You couldn’t really do anything without Karkat telling you what to do.
Come on where’s all the other mes on this site. Dave shouldn’t be the only strider to get his own hour block here.
THATS A WRAP no more #davehour
dude hop off their robococks #nsfw
Haa. Haa. Hee. Hee. HOO. HOO.
i want t0 h0ld a vriska cl0se t0 my b0dy and make her stay there until ive warmed up her c0ld bl00d #serketp0sting
lets all l0ve vriska :)
youre fucking crazy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_Clown_Posse