♠ hated by @capriciousWardog
HE FICKING TALKS ABOUT YOU LIKE YOUR THIS AMAZING GUY THAT HE CANT TOUCH BECAUSE HES “NOT GOOD ENOUGH”?!!38:):&/&3?;&:&2
BUT HE DOES!! I KNOW HE DOES!!!!
IM NOT A VANTAS ANYMORE IM A SERKET FUCK YOU
@caprici9usWard9g S9, I w9n't 6e p9sting the full c9ntent 9f y9ur questi9n here f9r privacy's sake, as it seemed deeply pers9nal and may6e n9t s9mething y9u want t9 share with Chittr at large, 6ut I d9 want t9 answer it. Ap9l9gies that it has taken me this l9ng t9 get t9 it. Y9u asked a69ut manga rec9mmendati9ns. While I cann9t claim I have an extensive kn9wledge 9f East 6ef9ran graphic n9vels, I am quite cl9se with a few tr9lls wh9 gleefully partake in East 6ef9ran cultural exp9rts (many 9f wh9m are n9t East 6ef9ran themselves #CulturalAppr9priati9nImplicati9n), s9 9ver the sweeps I have f9rmed an 9pini9n 9n a few particular w9rks. Given that y9u have expressed an interest in 6ef9ran hem9caste p9litics in the past, y9u may enj9y this, th9ugh its c9ntent is s9mewhat pr96lematic due t9 the age 9f the w9rk. I suggest pr9ceeding with cauti9n. Eik9ku K9i M9n9gatari Emma -「A 6urgundy6l99ded Hivemaid Waxes Pale F9r A Mime!? Set In The Victr9llian Era, A Demure And M9dest Warm6l99d W9rking As A Live-In Maid F9r A Silent Clergy Catches The Attenti9n 9f A Mem6er 9f The Cl9wnclave After She Accidentally Hits Him In The Face With A D99r. It's Pity At First Sight! ...6ut Will The Rest 9f The Cl9wnclave Accept 9ne 9f Their 9wn Fraternizing With A Lesser? 9r Will He 6e F9rced T9 A6and9n His Way 9f Life T9 6e With His 9ne True Palemate? The Grim Shad9w 9f Caste Inequality L99ms 9ver This Unlikely Pair 9f W9uld-6e C9nciliat9rs And Dares T9 Ask... Is Pity Always This Much 9f A Mess?? 」 Warnings include: #Peri9dTypicalHem9casteism #Victr9llianEraStere9types #P9werIm6alances #Du6i9usWarm6l99dFetishizati9n #QuadrantSmearing #CullSmearing #West6ef9r9philia #West6ef9rusAsSeenThr9ughAnEastern6ef9ranLens #V9w6reaking #V9ws9fSilence #And9therSuchV9ws #MaidC9stumes #Inappr9priateUse9fMaidUnif9rms #Ancest9rlyDisappr9val #UnhappyEnding #Questi9ningIfItIsReallyW9rthIt #When9neHasS9ManyM9reVia6leR9mantic9pp9rtunitiesAvaila6leT9Them As f9r the 9ther part 9f y9ur questi9n, I'll 6e messaging y9u sh9rtly. Thank y9u f9r y9ur patience. #QnA #Asks #East6ef9ranCulturalExp9rts #AskKankri https://f9rms.gle/zCX2HpTr9PQAPrG69
taking n⚣tes.
im #notgay wwith the exception bein kar although frankly i wwould totally bankroll her transition just sayin
not EVVERYTHIN IS ABOUT YOU ara
#needthat
wwhen she assumes the guzzlin squat to gobble your sea slug an her knees creak #wwould #nsfww #milf #acoustics
i wouldnt mind if you were to stay. for an undetermined amount of time. hypothetically. haha.
been nice havin him around so much. sometimes i wish he wouldnt leave. dave seems to hate him, which is a plus. hah.
youre noww legally required to put “firewworks” in quotes cause wwe all knoww wwhat it really means and you havve to tag such mentions as #eridanwwar2
seein all this is makin my shameglobes wwarble #dashwwatchin #nsfww #iguess
I d9n't kn9w which Kankri y9u think y9u're putting in this 9utfit, 6ut I w9uld like t9 explicitly state here and n9w t9 leave me 9ut 9f it. Direct y9ur perverted th9ughts elsewhere. #A6s9lutelyN9t #KankriHunting #ICann9t6elieveThisIsAThingIHaveT9TagF9r
:o) These early hours are so very dull... :o) It almost makes me want to open an askbox. :o) Almost. :o) But no.
:o) Good evening, my friends :o) Today, for breakfast, I believe I will get my apron on :o) And cook for everyone. :o) If you are a resident of Felt Manor :o) You will find your new treat within your sylladex already. :o) It is already there. :o) However, for my Lord, I will bring the meal personally. :o) May all of our smiles shine brighter in camaraderie. :o) And praise be to the Lord who saw fit to bestow upon me my cooking skills. :o) Amen.
:o) Wonderful to have another ally.
wasnt what i meant. but that isnt out of the question. now you have me thinking.
oh yeah that one too
no shoes in all the empire
finally theyvve condensed footswweat bootstink into one a gooey oil that goes in those vvapor cartridges im vvaporizin this crap 24/8 #toepostin #nsfww
:o) Oh, I do so love a good metronome!
:o) Good evening, friends :o) Though your friends may have gone long and far :o) You remain. That's something to be celebrated! :o) The Angel has not yet seen fit to render your soul asunder, pray each and every day for this grand mercy.
scratchin my nug are ya like jealous a cro or somethin
:o( Hm...Most troubling. :o) If you would like. :o) You may report to mine or Mr. Vantas' quarters if you would like to talk. :o) Our doors are always open for you.
feelin inspired an queasy wwith nostalgia might evven go out tolight an splat some goatdads like the good ol nights
lots a peeps askin howw skyhorsedads retirement is goin an if i may be transparent i sold him on the blacker market swweeps ago after that semi aquatic bastard tried to confiscate my copy a imperial drone shooter 3
i dont vwant no fugly clovwn coming to my hivwe and chasing me around vwith a stick or vwhatewver it is you did to eridan
YOU ARE STILL INSANE FOR THIS. AND IN GENERAL TBH.
This will be quite enjoyable for you. You are a juggalo, after all...
NEWWSFLASH ASSHOLE IVVE BEEN HERE THE ENTIRE CODDAMN TIME
IMITATION. IS THE SIMPEST FORM OF FLATTERY. AND IT IS FOR THIS REASON. I AM CHOOSING TO CONSIDER IT A KIND OF PERSONAL FAVOR. RATHER THAN FAILING. THAT I WAS NOT PINGED OuTRIGHT FOR THIS ANALLY OBLONGING STICK uP THE ASS ABOMINATION. YOuR ARTISTIC TALENTS. YOuR INTENSE STRANGLEHOLD GRASP OF CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. YOuR SuRREALLY FEMININE. SNATCHED WASTE CuNTIFICATION. OF THE BOYTOY EYECANDY GLAZE JuJu SuCKER LICKED Au. OF A MAKARA. ARE ALL SO PORNOGRAPHICALLY POTENTLY RENDERED HERE. THIS FEELS LIKE WATCHING THE HANDMAIDEN. THE 2016 SOuTH KOREAN EROTIC FILM. WHICH I DO RECCOMEND BY THE WAY. PuT SOME HAIR ON YOuR SQuISHY SEAFARING CHEST. AND CHIN. AND ARMS. AND BACK. AND LEGS. REALLY ANYWHERE WITHOuT HAIR IS GETTING IT AFTER WATCHING SuCH A GLORIOuS HIMEDANSHI INSPIRING MASTERFuCKINGWORK. BuT BACK TO YOuR WORK. THE TEXTuRES ARE FINE. THE TOP DOG SERIALIZATION OF SENSuALITY IS ACCEPTABLY PASSABLE. THE BALD HEAD IS INCORPORATED INTO THE THICK NECKLINE. WITH A GI JOE SHAMING BEEF MEATSHANKS STYLE DRIPPING TESTOSTERONE. THAT BORDERLINES ON PARODY. WHICH THIS IS NOT. IT IS VERY SERIOuSLY AND OBVIOuSLY NOT. BuT I AM DOCKING POINTS. FOR THOSE BASIC BITCH SHOES. AND THE LACK OF A CAPE. OR ANY VISIBLE ARRAY OF MEWLING BITCHES. THAT IS HOW YOu KNOW THIS IS NOT ME. AND IS IN FACT. ANOTHER GuY. I AM NEVER NOT FLANKED. IN THE IMMEDIACY OF MY SuRROuNINGS. BY A PROLIFIC NuMBER OF BITCHES. SHEERLY INORDINATE. BuT EACH ONE TENDED TO. WITH EXASPERATING SPECIAL SPECIFICITY. IT IS FOR THIS. THAT WHILE FLATTERING. I REJECT THE SANCTIFYING ACT. OF PINNING THIS TO ANY FRIDGE OF MINE. LIKE SOME KABEDON SuCEPTIBLE LITTLE TROLLOP WHO WILL NOT STOP LOCKING EYE SOCKETS WITH ME. INSTEAD. I ISSuE YOu. AN uNFLATTERINGLY HONEST. GOOD JOB. I GuESS. AND MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE. FuLLY APATHETIC TO IF THIS PARTICuLAR PIECE EVER SHOWS uP AGAIN IN IT.
:oD To show off the level of my devotion! :oD I won't ever be strayed into the arms of false idols :o) This is more about me :o) Than your art. :o) Though I did enjoy the strength of the lines, I will admit.
CLOSE THY MOUTH YOU STRANGE FEATURED BLASPHEMER. I WOULD NEVER PRESUME SUCH ATTENTION FROM MY LORD. MAGNANIMOUS AS HE IS, MY ROLE... :o) Is as his humble mime. DO NOT SPEAK AS THOUGH YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DO NOT SPEAK AS IF YOU UNDERSTAND MOTHERFUCKING ANYTHING ABOUT THE RIGHTEOUS, HOLY SHIT I GOT MY HANDS ON APOSTATE LITTLE JELLYFISH BITCH.
thas a lotta stuff 2 unpack lolz congrats on the marriage ig????
This is who is running this blog by the way. So when you hate react to my chits just you know you're hate reacting to this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94144f625512.png
I WANT THE REAL GAMZEE BACK. YOU'RE CUCKING YOURSELF.
NO, I'M FUCKING AWFUL. LIKE IN THE WAY OF INDUCING AWE. LIKE FUCKING GOD. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM.
I fail t9 see why y9u think I w9uld 6e m9re receptive t9 a c9mpliment c9ming fr9m y9u in particular c9mpared t9 any9ne else. I happen t9 still 6e in a g99d m99d as a result 9f spending #MyWrigglingDay with s9me dear friends 9f mine. That's all it is. Please, try n9t t9 flatter y9urself 6y reading t99 far int9 my w9rds. #ID9ntKn9wWhatY9ureTalkingA69ut #AndItW9uldD9Y9uWellT9LearnTheTerm #Discreti9n
While I d9n't put much st9ck 9n 9thers' 9pini9n 9f my appearance, as I 6elieve we sh9uld put a l9t m9re value in less superficial things like the strength 9f 9ne's m9rals and pers9nal integrity, I supp9se I can appreciate the 9ccasi9nal c9mpliment. S9, thank y9u. #InResp9nseT9Y9urTags #N9 #IW9nt6eD9ingThat
:o) Such handsome scratches...
:o) I have been the token male for the longest. :o) The only male in your employ. :o) For millennia. Unless you count Father. :o) Who honestly feels like his own thing.
:oD Your magnanimity floors me over and over again, my Lord! :o) I thank you for your endless esteem.
hey wait a sec im not his property!? dont phrase it like that
im the least sore losr on thefucking planet ill have you know.
sorry its fine really just tired hahaha really tired
well its over now so not much else to say on the matter haha ha
not trying to for once just sayin theres no need for a frown yknow im all good n stuff
turn that frown upside down
ignore last post everythings fine
4LL H*NKS 4R3 B4D H*NKS >:[
Creampie her and then suck it back up t0 preserve l0ng life and pr0sperity interesting
its not meant to be taken literally no shit gen mat isnt stored in the pan but its still a form a energy evven if it flowws dowwnwward it can still be retained wwithin the body by those wwho havve mastered the ability a drawwin it back up through their pee holes
(⊱♓︎⊰) i love being needed
< YOU SHOULD DO IT TO. JUST SAY SHIT, RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS. >
< ABSOLUTELY NOT. >
< I REALLY JUST SAY SHIT TO GAMZEE AND FORGOT. >
< I FORGOT I SAID THAT NGL, IMMEDIATELY FELL ASLEEP AFTER REPLYING TO YOU. >
< I MEANT TO "SHOVE A PINECONE IN MY CHEST CAVITY" AND NOT SHOVE AN ORGAN UP MY ASS. SEX ORGAN SURE, INTERNAL NO. ALSO I'M NOT MAD YOU LIKED A CHIT I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT PINECONES WERE GOING INTO MY RECTAL CAVITY WITH GLEE AND VIGOR! YEAH BUT THAT'S TIME COMPARED TO.A FUCKING TREE SEE, IF I'M GONNA TAKE ANY TREE SEED IT'LL BE FROM A SENTIENT TREE PERSON HITTING ME FROM THE BACK. >
< I AINT SHOVE SHIT UP MY ASS IT WAS HYPERBOLIC. DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK. I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FACE IN. >
< I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOVE PINECONES UP MY ASS WITHOUT BEING JUDGED, ACTUALLY. >
< THE CLOWN EGGS WERE FUNNY. YOU ARE A COWARD. PINES HAD CONTEXT; YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS. YEAH, THAT'S JUST ME AND #MYCHUDMUFFIN :o) >
i mean it's a general statement about my own timelines gamzee but if you wanna talk it over then dm me cuz we do actually have to figure this out at some point i'm pissing myself off with it tbh
add clown milk (clilk) and you have clown cereal.
< DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >
< NO I'M GOOD IT'S A BYPRODUCT OF THE PINECONE. >
< @CAPRICIOUSWARDOG EAT MINE ENTIRE ASS YOU GRAPESHIT STAIN REJECT. CAN'T A MAN WANT HIS HOLE TO SMELL FRESH? >
< DAMN I DIDN'T KNOW THE PINECONE I SHOVED UP MY ASS A WEEK AGO WAS SO EMOTIONALLY DECISIVE. >
can a derpette an a chud evver be together
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YOU'RE ALSO INCREDIBLY BEATABLE. SOMETHING YOU TROLLS SEEN TO HAVE IN COMMON. #NOTSEXUAL #NOTINAGAYWAYJUSTFACTUALLYIHAVEBEATENYOUMULTIPLETIMESWITHACROWBAR
:o) https://openspotifycom/track/6o2g1vtss84ks7y?si=-xtwikjqe_ihndimg
I. AM. A. SHADE. OF. GREEN.. MY. BLOOD'S. COLOR. CAN. ALSO. BE. USED. AS. A. NAME.. THE. COLOR. DEFINES. MY. CASTE. AND. DEFINES. ME.. THOUGH. I. CAN. ALSO. DEFINE. MYSELF.. WHAT. AM. I? ANSWER:. KURLOZ. MARYAM
Should I make an ask form? Pondering it.
I. HOPE. YOU. FEEL. BETTER. SOON, GAMZEE.. I. AM. SURE. YOUR. DREAMS. WILL. PROSPER.. :)!
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:o) https://cdnimgchestcom/files/19de2bcd4ac1png
:op https://forms.gle/5wh55mjw7
i expect you to pay me the money back too. dont forget about that.
:o/ Quite. :o/ We might have screwed the pooch on this one.
I GIVE 110% FOR MY EMPLOYERS! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO JUMP, I ASK HOW HIGH! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO STAY AND WORK OVERLIGHT, I DO IT! IF THEY ASK ME TO BARK, I DROP TO ALL FOURS AND WAG MY PROVERBIAL TAIL! NOBODY IN THIS COMPANY DOES IT LIKE I DO! 𓂃✍︎
howw many times do i gotta tell ya to piss off also this tavvs a foid
can someone tell tavv to unblock me
Anyway, if y9u are in need 9f a #SafeSpace t9 distract y9urself fr9m t9night's trending t9pic 9r w9uld just like an 9pp9rtunity t9 pr9vide me with feed6ack, I have graci9usly decided t9 9pen my 9wn G9regle F9rms ask69x. Chittr's lack 9f a 6uilt-in an9nym9us DMs feature means that there is likely a large min9rity 9f users wh9 find themselves una6le t9 mentally 9r em9ti9nally handle such pu6lic f9rms 9f interacti9ns, s9 this sh9uld serve as a suita6le alternative f9r any9ne wh9 w9uld prefer t9 remain an9nym9us. #QnA #Asks #KankrisAsk69x #An9nym9usAsks https://f9rms.gle/TJme9r1HeG6kJSCQA
im farming kull its bec0me unbalanced and is annoying me.
yup i definitely biffed that
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d843a6f1308f.png @vveritysGleam
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' I'd say gamby is small because gamby is easily kickable off a cliff! Nyahaha! Nyahaha eheheheheheeee... But i wouldn't do that. Obviously.
the last thin i need is advvice from a zealous circusfreak in saggin harem pants i swwear evvery time i look awway the ground splits open an spits out another honkin clubmonger noww if youll excuse me youvve reminded me i havve a hivveslavve to buffet bloody
THANK YOU. BUT I WONT. I KNOW YOUR PROBABLY RIGHT. THAT HE WOULD BE SO SWEET AND KIND AND SAY YES BUT.. IVE HURT ENOUGH OF THOSE WHO I CONSIDERED TO BE CLOSE WITH. I WONT BE WHAT BRINGS HIM DOWN TOO. HEH MAYBE THIS IS ALL IT TOOK FOR ME TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING. ITS WHAT YOU THINK. IVE MADE UP MY MIND. AT LEAST IT MEANS I WONT BE ABLE TO DO MORE DAMAGE. #TWPLANNINGDEATH #TALKOFDEATH #TWSELFHARM ? //I DONT KNOW WHAT OTHER HASHTAGS TO PUT HERE. IF THERES MORE I SHOULD LET ME KNOW I REALLY DONT WANT TO ACTUALLY TRIGGER PEOPLE.
IM STUCK UP? I DONT SEE THAT BUT OF COURSE OTHERS WILL HAVE THEIR VIEWS I SUPPOSE. I MAY NOT BE THE BEST OF PEOPLE BUT I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT I WAS BEING THAT HARSH.. SO.. YOUR KARKAT IS WHAT I WISHED FOR? THEN I GUESS ITS NOT ALL FOR NOT.. SORRY IF IM BUMING YOU OUT JUST. I HAVE A LOT THIS CONVERSATION IS MAKING CLEAR TO ME. NO. I CANT LEAVE YET.. I HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE FIRST. THERE'S A TROLL FROM YOUR WORLD WHOS COMING TO VISIT ME. I HAVE THE DECENCY TO AT LEAST BE HERE FOR MEET HIM AND I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MY GAMZEE ONE LAST TIME BUT I KNOW ITS COMING. THANK YOU MAKARA. FOR THIS CONVERSATION. FOR EVERYTHING. YOU'VE BROUGHT ME A LITTLE HOPE EVEN IF IT IS FLEETING. I HOPE YOUR KARKAT NEVER LETS GO.
if you wanna be part of the isp you gotta have what it takes to step up to some turntables and slice some wax on some realness
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! A proud, family-managed enterprise operating outside the boundaries of narrative stability, the Felt is looking to renew an expansion initiative under the continued supervision of myself, pending direct oversight by Lord English of multiversal destruction fame. Applicants are encouraged to review the following qualifications before submission. Our standards are exacting. Applicants are expected to exhibit a certain cultivated flair. We are not interested in recruiting common goons who grunt through their problems akin to bovines wandering into traffic. We seek individuals with presence. Those among you who understand that presentation is not ancillary to violence, but rather violence's elegant twin sibling. A proper Felt operative should be capable of entering a room and causing discomfort or envy without speaking a single word. The best among you will manage it without even entering the room. Experience with temporal anomalies, organized tactics, occult practices, cue sports, assassination, extortion, psychological warfare, or narrative manipulation is preferred. Applicants capable of violating causality in a pleasing manner are especially encouraged to apply. Do not be embarrassed to specify your supernatural or otherwise absurd gimmick. Naturally, some may inquire as to workplace expectations. The only real requirement is professionalism. The Felt is an institution that values decorum, punctuality, and loyalty. One should arrive to assignments properly dressed, armed, and psychologically prepared for the possibility that one's coworkers possess foreknowledge of one's own death. Such circumstances should not interfere with productivity. You will find the work stimulating. At times, literally so. Gunfire is common, alongside paradoxes, doomed timelines, eldritch encounters, internal betrayals, and long stretches of deeply uncomfortable silence shared between dangerous individuals in suits so expensive entire civilizations had to culminate and work themselves to death to produce them. The benefits package is exceedingly generous. Employees receive a wardrobe stipend sufficient to maintain the organization's dignified chromatic standards. Resurrection leave is provided where applicable. Dental coverage remains available in stable timelines. You will enjoy access to private galas, exclusive social functions, and networking opportunities with aristocrats, immortals, and monsters of social standing. Few organizations offer advancement opportunities capable of transcending time itself. Some applicants may express concern regarding upward mobility. You will discover the Felt embraces meritocracy with admirable sincerity. Demonstrate your competence, survive impossible odds, assassinate your targets in a stylish manner, and your ambition will be rewarded. Of course, failure is punished. You will be guided, observed, curated, and cultivated with the same care one might apply to an ornamental species in a gilded laboratory. The Felt does not inherently promise safety, morality, or psychological wellbeing. What I offer is vastly more valuable. Importance. After all, obscurity is the closest thing your species has to true death.
next time can you record yourself eatin the pizza an smackin your lips slowwly
its small noww sod off
wwhen i say im crackin them i mean it literally i wwish i wwere hilted in these gutterhoes but thats deemed unprofessional so i gotta settle for splittin their wwigs get your sniffer out from under my coat
Fair enough, hate away.
Alright, noted.
Ignore this damn clown he seems to always find my texts and bother whoever I’m chilling with.
(o･ω･o) My dream goal is to have the badge that defines my cuddle bug nature. ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Or a badge that says I'm a good friend! It would be an honor! (๑˘︶˘๑) I shall work my way through to make my presence known as a warm one. ♥︎
how the motherfuck am i supposed to pick a side in this. there's bitches and hoes i love on both sides of this mess. and its all over THE STUPIDEST SHIT IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD. THIS IS BY FAR THE DUMBEST, MOST MOTHERFUCKIN' ASININE ARGUMENT WE HAVE EVER HAD AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. especially considering. I don't be giving a motherfuck. About either of these dumb yaoi motherfuckers. #Jakedirk #Dirkjake it doesn't matter in the fuckin' slightest when the only yaoi you should ever give a shit about is Calibloz. Caliborn Kurloz. Myself and my beautiful Lord. The most #ALPHA of motherfuckers paired with myself. his ever devoted servant. just FOOD FOR MOTHERFUCKING THOUGHT.
guys shes liking my chitts im giggling like a schoolgirl and going "kyaaaa~" and everything
an wwhat does that havve to do wwith anythin a mere snapshot a my sexual habits is as good as nothin besides if you wwere a true eristorian you wwould knoww that i busted the paildoll swweeps ago get your facts straight
todays tip for aristocrats dont teach your ex slavve i mean milkmaid howw to read she WWILL end up on chittr wwhich is basically a pr nightmare fuck im ruined i gotta contact my legislacerator
nevver an i mean NEVVER compare me to that vvirtue signalin wwashed up swweater jackin dwwarfblood again do not underestimate the unbridled libido of a sub 8 fincel wwho has nevver held a girls flipper i am a sexual maniac
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ The snail that whispers, Gammy. They tell us what we hear.
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ The secret ear snails https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e2c9fd0779b.jpg
is he soft is he wwarm wwhat does he smell like
the engagement obvwiously
I’VE HEARD HORROR STORIES FROM THE HUMANS ABOUT EITHER SITTING ON IT WRONG OR GETTING KICKED IN IT HARD ENOUGH TO CAUSE IT TO POP. #BODYHORROR
∻Wh☢ up squirting their h☢t stinky rat milk #nsfw #allegedly∻
gsmmezees a lrlly food kisser gguhs hhot dann. #substances #soporposting
:o) I will attend, Miss Rankmaid, if I am able. :o) When are you hosting it? How many hours? Where.
Where are you both. I’m coming to pick him up.
Fuck you dude no I’m not. He may be crying but at least he’s not gonna make that kinda mistake.
That right there makes me even less want him around you like this. It would take one wrong move or word and I know both of you wouldn’t mean it but it could happen.
Do they do it with others? Or is it only with you and themselves?
Well, congrats on being a bigger piece of shit than half the Dirks I've seen on here. And congrats on being aware of it, I think. That's about where it ends. May you one day hate yourself less. Or don't, I guess. I'm not your lusus.
Hey now didn’t even know Dave said that. Honestly it was just a disturbing resemblance with that bad makeup job you got going on. Plus I know you well enough makara. You couldn’t really do anything without Karkat telling you what to do.
Come on where’s all the other mes on this site. Dave shouldn’t be the only strider to get his own hour block here.
THATS A WRAP no more #davehour
dude hop off their robococks #nsfw
Haa. Haa. Hee. Hee. HOO. HOO.
i want t0 h0ld a vriska cl0se t0 my b0dy and make her stay there until ive warmed up her c0ld bl00d #serketp0sting
lets all l0ve vriska :)
youre fucking crazy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_Clown_Posse