♦ pitied by @capriciousWardog
SOMETIMES HAUNTING SHADOWS WILL WEAR THE FACES OF YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT AND MOVE ON LIKE ITS FINE.
yo real talk sister i have never been a mother fucker all about serving the empire or following orders. I THINK I MIGHT BE WILLING TO FOLLOW SOME ORDERS NOW. mother fucking sea dwellers making my head spin.
its small noww sod off
wwhen i say im crackin them i mean it literally i wwish i wwere hilted in these gutterhoes but thats deemed unprofessional so i gotta settle for splittin their wwigs get your sniffer out from under my coat
we arent required to do the whole mothergrub shit in our timeline's earth c
shit uh drones really aint on earth c here but the season still happens
you know.. it’s kid if weird.. i know kk said he was going over to his moirail for a couple of “cycles” but it’s already day two and i’m kind of missing him.. dave’s been playing video games and trying to help me but it’s oddly quiet here without him.
D — Ahem. Thank you. It is much appreciated. —>
Oh trust me I’m going to find you and put you in your place clown.
Jealous that some of us striders can actully talk and hang out while you have to have your bulge up your ass waiting go to be given orders by someone who doesn’t even trust you. Also Never said I wanted to kiss you. Said it looks like you’ve been coming on to me for some time with how often you find my response and have to say some dumb ass shit about how all of us striders annoy you.
how the motherfuck am i supposed to pick a side in this. there's bitches and hoes i love on both sides of this mess. and its all over THE STUPIDEST SHIT IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD. THIS IS BY FAR THE DUMBEST, MOST MOTHERFUCKIN' ASININE ARGUMENT WE HAVE EVER HAD AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. especially considering. I don't be giving a motherfuck. About either of these dumb yaoi motherfuckers. #Jakedirk #Dirkjake it doesn't matter in the fuckin' slightest when the only yaoi you should ever give a shit about is Calibloz. Caliborn Kurloz. Myself and my beautiful Lord. The most #ALPHA of motherfuckers paired with myself. his ever devoted servant. just FOOD FOR MOTHERFUCKING THOUGHT.
holy shit the wait is over goodnight chittr im gonna go pass out with bro like separately but at the same time whatever you know what i mean
make this a hit chit rn i need to prove something thanks
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life sucks so im making spaghetti at 2 am #spaghetti
lemme get a piece of that vantass haha oh wait you said no ok bye B( #suggestive
guys shes liking my chitts im giggling like a schoolgirl and going "kyaaaa~" and everything
( ˙▿˙ ) Oh, phew! Thank goodness. (´･ᴗ･ ` ) You seem real supportive of Dave, though. I got to admit, you're a good friend for him. (?)
◜▿◝ That's okay! Remember that you're still important to people regardless Gamzee!
(・_・;) ... Wait, what? What did you mean by the "biscuit" part? Huh??? ヾ(´･ ･｀｡)ノ” I mean, hey!! I might be small and fragile, but let's not put that to the test, now!! ┐(￣ヘ￣;)┌ Goodness, Dave must be heavily aware of this if you known him for so long...
(・_・ヾ To be perfectly honest, I try my best to ignore the strange, strange phenomenons in which is the "pailing" side of Chittr. I'm not a, uhm... "easily excited" person? If that makes sense? (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ But if that's what you do here, who am I to judge? It's not directed to me, so all is dandy! (Though I still don't understand why Dave specifically.)
(＾～＾) Weeeell... No? I mean... I just like to talk to people! Is that a crime? (⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) Besides, you talk to Dave a ton! What's the difference?
(´･ω･`)? People think you're difficult to speak to? I don't know, you seem pretty calm to speak to. Then again, I've only met you for two days. ヽ(´Д｀)ノ Though I apologize for our anatomy to discourage you! (Although... was telling me *what* you wanted out of Dave... necessary?)
（ ´∀｀）Yes but that is not important right now. I just saw you on my dash and decided to say hello!
IT'S REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING TO HAVE A VIDEO OF YOURSELF MASTURBATING SITTING IN YOUR CAMERA ROLL. HUMILIATION RITUAL. #NSFW
i dont havwe the capacity in me to do that. my kindness is finite, and I like to be an asshole. but yeah, dont expect you to. its okay vwhen they horny post remember! but if youre horny post, its baad. because lmao. i dont fucks vwith them, the last time i posted anything "wvaguely" legit horny, I got shamed. like, damn, if I vwanted to be shamed ill send my shit directly to kankri.
CALIGULAASCENDIT IS A FUCKING PANROTTED NIGHTMARE. AT THIS POINT, EVERYTHING HE POSTS JUST MAKES ME GAWK IN DISBELIEF. EVERYTHING YOU WILL LEARN WILL TOP WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW, SO BE PREPARED, HE GETS HEINOUS. IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE. I COULD WRITE AN ENTIRE SOCIAL DISSERTATION ABOUT THE LACK OF SHAME HE HAS. HUH. I WAS BEING FACETIOUS BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "THERE'S NO WAY TO DO THAT." OKAY, I'M CORRECTED. IT IS POSSIBLE. WELL, I NEED MORE CONTEXT THAN "I DID THAT KINDA." THE REASONS BEHIND IT, WHY IT HAPPENED, AND HOW IT GOT THERE WOULD ALLOW ME TO FORM A PROPER OPINION. ALSO, TAKING INTO ACCOUNT WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE NOW. I THINK BEING A FASCIST FOOT-FETISHIST WITH A THING FOR FAT LOWBLOODS AND HEMO PLAY KINK IS STILL WORSE BY ALL MEANS. ALSO, HE INSULTED A MOVIE I LIKE, SO FUCK HIM IN PARTICULAR. #NSFW I DON'T LIKE IT, BUT IT'S THE STATE OF ALTERNIAN, AND KNOWING HOW TO KILL TO AVOID BEING KILLED IS IMPORTANT. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I'VE UNDERSTOOD WHO SHOULD BE MORE ADAMANTLY AGAINST IT, AND USUALLY THEY DON'T CARE, ARE BEFORAN TROLLS. THEY'RE USUALLY MORE UP THEIR OWN ASSES ABOUT THE SEMANTICS OF CODDLING. (THAT'S BASED ON MY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE AND INTERACTIONS WITH THEM) IT'S A HUMAN CHAIN RESTAURANT WITH DECENTLY GOOD FOOD FOR A DECENTLY LOW PRICE, AND A NICE ENVIRONMENT AND GREAT STAFF. THE ALCOHOL IS GOOD TOO. #SUBSTANCES.
I DON'T THINK ANYTHING CAN BE WORSE THAN LEARNING THAT ONE OF ERIDAN'S ALTS IS LIKE THAT. AND BY ALL MEANS, YOU CAN'T BE WORSE THAN POSTING ABOUT MUTANT FEET CONFIDENTLY WITH 0 FILTER. YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY DISAPPOINT OR UPSET ME WITH WHAT YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DONE. YOU'D HAVE TO... LIKE... BLOW UP THE ENTIRETY OF ALL OF REALITY FOR ME TO BE DISAPPOINTED. OR LIKE. FUCKING MURDER ME OR SOMETHING. #NSFW. LOOK, WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I'M AWARE THAT THE GAMES FUCKED PEOPLE UP AND THAT SHIT MADE YOU GUYS DO FUCKED UP SIT. I DON'T KNOW THE FUCKED UP SHIT, BUT I'M NOT PAN-ROTTED ENOUGH TO NOT KEEP AN OPEN PUSHER ABOUT WHATEVER THAT SHIT COULD BE. WE COME FROM A RACE THAT COMMITS HYPERVIOLENCE FOR CASUAL ENTERTAINMENT. #VIOLENCE #GORE I NOTICED, I TOOK A BUNCH OF SAID FREAKS TO HUMAN CHILI'S.
D --> Thanks I'd pass for you
D --> Are people doing smash or pass now is that the thing on the dash #nsfw D --> Okay here is mine D --> Smash my matesprits, smash people I have kissed recently who are not my matesprits but otherwise important to me, pass everyone else D --> Anyway I think saying that you would either pail or not pail an entire subcategory of people's alternates is sort of weird D --> But perhaps it is because I have met so many both wonderful and alternatively reprehensible versions of the same person D --> And I am not just saying that because I know almost everyone would put me as a pass because of my own alternates
I WOULDN'T KNOW THE REPUTATION, TO BE HONEST. A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY SHIT ABOUT IT, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH THE THING THAT GAME THING. IT'S NICE TO TALK TO YOU, TOO, GAM. YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU GET OLDER, HAVE LESS TIME, AND MORE RESPONSIBILITIES. DON'T EVER GET A CHANCE TO REALLY GET TO KNOW PEOPLE. REKINDLING OLD FRIENDSHIPS IS HIT-OR-MISS IF YOU HAVE TIME TO REACH OUT. I HOPE YOU CAN MAKE FRIENDS. (:B
I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW ABOUT DAVE TONIGHT. APPARENTLY HE CAN JUST DRAIN THE GENMAT OUT OF ONES BULGE WITHOUT PROBLEM. HE'S ABLE TO STOMACH A LOT INSIDE HIM. I'M IMPRESSED! AND HE DID THIS TO A FLING WE BOTH HAD OVER! MAN NOW I'M IMAGINING HOW THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE IF IT WERE ME... #NSFW
OLD FRIENDSHIPS AND RELATIONSHIPS, THAT'S ALL. ALSO, HI GAMZEE.
you really be frothing at the mouth for a sister and they be leaving you on read. TAKE IT FROM ME BROTHERS. IT AIN'T WORTH IT.
an wwhat does that havve to do wwith anythin a mere snapshot a my sexual habits is as good as nothin besides if you wwere a true eristorian you wwould knoww that i busted the paildoll swweeps ago get your facts straight
wvhy isn't anyone flirting wvith me. #sexyandiknowvit. #bringingsexyback. #this time i'm really going to do it.
I just nxw realised I've never dxne nxne xf thxse hxrnypxsts I see sx xften... Sx I best try... Ahem... I wish xne day tx have the xppxrtunity tx hxld a dame's hand... I fantasize abxut drxpping my blazer xver a puddle sx she cxuld keep her feet dry... ...Ahhh!!! It's txx filthy!!! I can't cxntinue!!! X((( #NSFW #NSFWE !!!!!!!!!
(✩ ์ ᴗ ์✩) Hey, I know you! You're the big bad guy! Hi! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7df8f6d5b52.png
[●´︶｀●] I must confess, I think me and @coralConsternation have a lot in common! I too think everyone and everything is lovely. I don't understand why some people are making her come off as an inconsiderate person. I find her nature so refreshingly nice! #numberonefan
(｡≍ฺ‿≍)⚟ You pose a very good idea, Gamzee. Makes me wonder what else your genius mind had! (⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) Come to think... Maybe that's why you weren't able to apply those things. The others weren't ready for your smart thinking!
nevver an i mean NEVVER compare me to that vvirtue signalin wwashed up swweater jackin dwwarfblood again do not underestimate the unbridled libido of a sub 8 fincel wwho has nevver held a girls flipper i am a sexual maniac
(。・ω・。) Who is Cronus and why does everyone hate him? I think everyone deserves a chance of grace!
you an i must havve different ideas a success cause the skylarkin from last night wwas an evven bigger failure a sexual conquest than my usual mo
im asexual noww im nevver gonna use my bulge again
is he soft is he wwarm wwhat does he smell like
get your stinkin sinular blue asymmetrical letter outta my face
can you at least consider it
can you just say the wwords an i wwont post for a wwhole wwipe i cross my pumper an hope im filter fed to some moby dick lookin gargantua
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS. IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE ARE WORDS IN ANY SPOKEN OR WRITTEN LANGUAGE THAT COULD ACCURATELY DESCRIBE THE WAY LOOKING AT THIS IMAGE MAKES ME FEEL. IT ONLY TOOK ONE RAKE OF MY GANDER BULBS OVER THIS SHAMELESS DISPLAY FOR ME TO START CLENCHING MY JAW WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO MAKE MY FUCKING TEETH SHIFT IN MY MOUTH. AND HONESTLY, I WOULD DEMAND THAT YOU FOOT THE BILL FOR WHATEVER ELECTIVE FANG-ADJUSTMENTS I'D NEED TO UNDERGO TO FIX THIS DEFORMITY YOU JUST CAUSED, BUT I'M SCARED YOU MIGHT HAVE THE SHIT-NUGGED GUMPTION TAKE IT AS SOME KIND OF INVITATION TO START *PROVIDING* FOR ME OR SOMETHING. I HATE TO SAY IT. BUT I'M STARTING TO THINK THERE MIGHT ACTUALLY SOME UTILITY TO GOVERNMENT CENSORSHIP. I WISH THEY'D CENSOR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR POSTS AT THIS POINT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE NEXT.
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i knoww you pissants are quivverin in your second hand rags at the thought a me commentin on the concupiscent chaos unleashed by cros pua postin but as a literal khhvv its basically my empress givven right to say somethin pains me as it does to agree wwith him cros knuckleheaded howw to guide for scorin nook is a last resort for those a us wwho havve exhausted evvery socially acceptable avvenue for gettin pailed an reaped a success rate a negativve 0.00000000000% the ugly truth is that evverythin that blasted nookscrap wwrote about is assured to get you bitches because regardless a caste regardless a wwhether theyre land hags or sea hags all wwomen share one constant elemental trait an that is their lovve for bein treated like shit yup thats right ladies lovve it wwhen you treat them like caca wwhich is wwhy nice guys like me are doomed to linger in the no mans land a vvirginity forevver addendum the inimitable an immaculate empress a alternia wwanted me to state that she is not to be lumped together wwith these masochists because she is impervvious to wwhatevver plagues the rest a the feminine masses
terrible no amount a wwicked fizz can savve me from this shlock at least change the last part
*slippin fuck
obvviously i kneww that dont blame my momentary mixup on your hamfisted vvaguery next time be more specific
some girls just dont knoww howw
or should i like continue to live in blissful ignorance
anyone got the sparknotes for whatever the hell i waltzed in on on this fine wednesday. no. thursday night or am i just supposed to make inferences like im in a high school english class reading 1984 for the first time
i dont take it
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i wwont be slidin or slidin or slitherin into your dms its your responsibility to impress me wwith some good ol fashioned rhyme
your flowwer language is meatless bilge i may as wwell be stickin my fangs into bone wweavve me a wword tapestry wworth savvorin an maybe ill humor you after sevveral glasses a vviolet elixir
see this is exactly the sort a thin i wwas dreadin a long wwinded exposition that i couldnt givve twwo fucks about full offense gam but no amount a makeup an illusory hoodoo could convvince me to pretend that youre some delicate little wwildflowwer in need a princely chops youre as far from a princess as i am a pauper i wwas gonna attempt to go tit for tat wwith your plebby fruit analogy but found it wwasnt wworth the effort cause im simply not invvested enough in wwhatevver the fuck this is i ooze an it isnt swweet
cronus amporas guide to the ladies a prelude #nsfvw #nsfvwe #cagttl alright, the masses begged and i deliwvered. novw, i need no introduction. im cronus ampora, lovwe me or hate me, you secretly and shamefully wvant me. wvere gonna be going babe by babe, but i think itd be smart to start wvith some general stuff. most important rule: if youre hot enough you can get avway vwith anything. you see hovw the site imploded ovwer that one guy for being kinda skeewvy? it wvas because he had a receding hairline. you dont see any of that happening to anyone else, no matter hovw much theyre talking about banging clovwns or the pregnancy aoe blast or begging to be beaten and bruised. its because vwere all hot. if someone thinks youre a bad guy, theyll wvant you to be ugly. ivwe got gals saying drawvings of me should be pimplier, because they equate looks wvith morality. so, you vwant babes? you gotta be at least a 7 to follovw the tips im gonna lay out. next thing: you gotta knowv hovw to figure out vwhat people vwant. i mean, wve all wvant the same thing: satisfaction. people go on and on about philosophy, but evweryone vwants pleasure and vwants to avwoid pain. sure, vwhat those look like might be swvapped for some people, but the principle stands. hedonism vwins evwery time. but you gotta figure out wvhat flavwor peoples hedonism takes. most common thing i see is that a gal vwould totally go for it, but she wvants both to feel good and to keep her dignity at the same time. there are twvo angles of attack here, but they both inwvolvwe putting you twvo on the same lewvel. pull her dovwn or push yourself up. make her feel like she barely ewven deservwes you, then generously offer yourself on a silwver platter. nowv this assumes that she actually vwants dignity, because itll look like that for some babes, but then they actually vwant you to take charge and get off to you stealing their dignity, vwell get into that later. final point i think, nevwer change yourself for a wvoman. wve aint looking for something real long-term, though if you can swving that great, a babe liwving in the same hivwe as you is a babe you can hawve fun wvith vwhenevwer you wvant. but vwhat i mean is, it just aint vworth it. you can do wvhatevwer they ask, change hovwewver, it vwont matter. look at me. i used to be a total dwveeb, realized people didnt like me, i changed. didnt matter, i still got treated the same. you think that if i start being all nice and polite and respectful nowv that itll change hovw im treated? nah, first impressions are ewverything. im a cronus, anything i say is ewvil. just ask that one cro, hell tell you howv much he gets shat on just for havwing the name. nah, i embrace vwho i am, im mask off. im not saying you gotta be honest, but dont lie to yourself, thats for other people. thats for folks vwho dont think theyre hedonists, vwho hold themselvwes up to some sorta moral grandstanding. all thats left for any of us is seeking sensory delight. anything else is just wvindowv dressing. i guess to close this section, im sure this is gonna get a lotta losers in the comments saying they didnt read it, or that im a vwirgin, or that this stuff wvould newver vwork. to them, i say... it has, it does, and it wvill. you aint all so complex as you make yourselwves out to be. wve all see those confessions, people vwant me. you should see howv my dms look. it really aint hard for me to get some if im in the mood. i make for a good punching bag, but that doesnt change that i keep wvinning. look forwvard to part 1, im starting off on a high note vwith one of my fawvorite gals, ill be teaching you all hovw to get rosies to soak through their panties for you.
DO YOU MEOW MEOW ME. GOG THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS YOU RUBBING ROUND WITH YOUR HONKING HORN AND TRYING TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME BECAUSE YOU LIKE WATCHING ME JUMP.
I was born to be an evil white boy...
did you get your bell rung in the interim wwe didnt run off together there wwere only so many places to hide on that damn meteor mind you i had evvery intention a blowwin you to smithers alongside vvris usin the powwah a my wwhite hot empricist wwand but a certain powwer tool fancyin sapphic got in my wway momentarily excusin your shit etiquette by dredgin up the past the sudden desperation to gag on it has thunderstruck me an not in a positivve wway
and sometimes it sucks but it is what it is
not sure if i like that tbh
absolutely not no offense but i already have enough people to keep track of within my entire being
eri no stop it aint wworth it this isnt you this isnt your collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic cardiovvascular system thisll only make you hate yourself in the end like more than before
cool your jets eri as if id evver run off wwith a filthy honkfiend i aint that desperate
im gonna do it im gonna finally bite the fuckin bullet evven if it tastes like a dense clod a clowwn am i missin somethin cause evver since ivve had the misfortune a meetin the sevveral dozen clurch freaks on this wwebsite theyvve all tried hittin on me wwith vvaryin effort is this a part a your sham religion or somethin is this wwhat you hypocrites discuss at clowwn mass
any time some libelous wwench gets the smart idea to spread lies about me leavvin a trail a pleasure goo in her dms its because shes hopin to get a gag fee outta me itd wwork too if at least ONE a these airheads bothered swweetenin the deal but none a them are wwillin to commit hard enough to slather their tootsies in grubsauce #ohwwell
i mean if youre attractivwe be confident about it. i am. no harm no foul. ALSO. yeah a lot of that but if i horny post im an ugly vwillain. chittr is gonna chittr
im gonna complain about this too. rude.
oh and someone implied i vwas ugly.
shouldnt havve eaten all that meat shakin my head
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I’VE HEARD HORROR STORIES FROM THE HUMANS ABOUT EITHER SITTING ON IT WRONG OR GETTING KICKED IN IT HARD ENOUGH TO CAUSE IT TO POP. #BODYHORROR
ALSO I SAID I CANT BITE THEM BECAUSE OF MY SHARP ASS TEETH. NOT THAT NO ONE COULD.
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GOD R1GHT
I'm bored. Take off your clothes. #nsfw #invitation?
round 3 glass bridge deaths are as follows @tipzyGnostalgix @handMaid @caveatGuidance @chillerAficionado @archiveAddict @adiosToreador @westernDragon FUCK NO FUCK AIIROH NO @tentativelyTenebrous @capriciousWardog https://i.imgur.com/0BAfn5U.png
(;´д｀) We are going through it but it's the thought that counts!!!
(＞﹏＜) Aww, Gam! It's okay. It's all natural order here. Not much you can do...
Σ(･ω･ﾉ)ﾉ！Doesn't kill us! Just inconvenient!! We do it once a month because we didn't procreate in time. ヽ((◎д◎ ))ゝ Nature sure loves punishing us for not making babies! In THIS economy?! No thanks!!
━(((;ﾟДﾟ)))━!!! You do NOT want to know!! (._. ) ... |||||／(￣ﾛ￣;)＼||||||| Well actually it's just normal human things. Think of your uhm... ahem. *Nook* thingy, but it sheds blood and it hurts a lot for seven days. Not fun.
ヾ(´･ ･｀｡)ノ” In my opinion? I agree too... The things our bodies do is so very odd. And quite frankly, unnecessary! #whydoweneedmenstruation
Always remember. I'm better than you.
REPOSTING THIS CHITT WHERE IT CAN BE SEEN. #NSFW ATTENTION @BULGECURATOR. THIS IS ONE OF YOUR FOLLOWERS SPEAKING. IT IS *WITHIN* THE BOUNDARIES OF YOUR NEWFOUND ADHERANCE TO THIS DOGMATIC, SPHINCTER-CLENCHING PROFESSIONALISM THAT I REMIND YOU THAT WE HAVE AN *UNRESOLVED* MUTUAL CHITTR MILESTONE REWARD TO FOLLOW UP ON. IN FACT, IT WOULD BE SUPREMELY FUCKING *UNPROFESSIONAL* IF YOU FAILED TO DELIVER ON A CHITTR PROFILE-RELATED MILESTONE PREDICATED ON THE SUPPORT OF YOUR READERS, WHO ARE *MUCH* LESS INCLINED TO SUPPORT YOUR CHITTR — THE CHITTR THAT *YOU* CLAIM TO MAINTAIN IN THE NAME OF YOUR EMPRESS, WHO IS *AMONG* YOUR READERS AND PATRONS, LEST THAT CRUCIAL TECHNICALITY RATTLE ITS WAY OUT OF YOUR SORDID THINKPAN — IF YOU DUCK YOUR HORNS LIKE A FLIMSY, UNRELIABLE FUCKFLAKE. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY MADE AGREEMENTS WITH ME AND YOUR CONSTITUENTS. ACCOUNT MAINTENANCE IS IMPORTANT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO STRESS THAT GENERALIZABLE FACT TO YOU OF ALL TROLLS, AFTER THAT LENGTHY SPIEL ON WHY EVERY RANCID REEKSLAB ON THIS PLATFORM NEEDS TO WASH THEIR MOLDY SEEDFLAP. EITHER PUBLICLY CALL IT OFF OR PUT YOUR CAEGARS WHERE YOUR SHOUTGASH IS AND REACH OUT TO ME AGAIN. I SINCERELY HOPE YOU CHOOSE THE LATTER, BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT YOUR EMPRESS WANTS TO SEE THE #BULGETOURNAMENT, TOO. ASK HER IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. I'LL WAIT.
i wish i didnt care about certain things but im stupid and i do.
I have to. Clean UUp this mess. Please. Stop pailing. In the stalls. It is so cramped. #nsfw
⚓︎ stop pityin my posts already
I can't...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ As stated, the quirk is a turn off...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You're rawdogging this quirk and I respect you for that.
No, this is really bad too but I'm fascinated by your audacity...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
||4/4 im here t♮ get ♮ff n♮t get ♮n with s♮me♮ne
[Mo]ney, [Lu]ks, [F]ame, [Ca]risma. g[O]t [Al] [F]our
||4/4 what's it take f♮r a tr♮ll t♮ get lai♩ these ♩ays ||4/4 this shit feels imp♮ssi♭le #nsfw
make it stop please #substances #soporposting
Yeah I'm an awful person. I'm getting better I swear.
( ´ ω ` ) I got hit in the head with a rock. #ouch
oh i know an alchemical code for em time travels handy like that
That’s it. Your ass being hunted now jackass.
I’m not even sure what you mean by “the whiny type.”
No, jackass, I don’t “feel better” about you believing that as a truth. It’s just fucking gross.
⊂(・﹏・⊂) Thank you for forgiving me
THATS A WRAP no more #davehour
wait what
dude hop off their robococks #nsfw
im not nobody is we are all just dave
the things i do for love
cheers
i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isnt my diary] nothing ive never had a problem
consider the following lazy
I know I can't fix her, that's why I like her.
get tf off my post
who genuinely thinks flexing their following is cool...
i think hes really annoying though
embarrassing
nobody asked you also i can see youre using the invisible character rlly embarrassing just put a period into your typing quirk thing and make the replacement be a space or nothing
im getting real tired of this peanut guy have we tried swords to kill him
a MoMeNt FoR a MuSiNg? :o) tOnIgHt I fInD mYsElF oN tHe CuSp Of A pRoPeR mOtHeR fUcKiNg ReAlIzAtIoN tHaT eVeN aMoNgSt ThE sEeMiNgLy EtErNaL wAvEs Of ThIs PrImOrDiAl OcEaN oF eVeR gRoWiNg DyNaMiSm, SoMe Of Us YeArN fOr A sNuFfInG fAr BeYoNd MeRe MaSsAcRe Of ThE iNdIvIdUaL. i UsEd To Be A rEaL fOoLhArDy MoThEr FuCkInG fOoL. hIgHeR tHaN tHe StArS dOtTeD 'pOn SkY vIeW, hOrNs FiT tO rEnD tHe ClOuDs. DrUnK oN a SoFt KiNd Of WhImSy, LaUgHiNg AbOvE tHe OrDeR oF aLl ThInGs. AnD tHeN cAmE tHe UnDoiNg. ThE vAuLt Of ThE hEaVeNs SpLiT oPeN, sTaRs FeLl, AnD tHe FuLl WeIgHt Of EnTrOpY wAs PoUrEd InTo ThEsE bOnEs LiKe InCeNsE tO tHe CeNsEr. I bEhElD dIsSoLuTiOn In ItS cOmPlEtE aNd TeRrIbLe AcTuAlItY aNd ShIt. EvErY lAw UnRaVeLeD. eVeRy CeRtAiNtY rEdUcEd To AsH aNd NaMeLeSs DuSt. yEt ThE wHeEl TuRnEd BaCkWaRd. ThE rUiN rEcEdEd. ThE sTaRs ReSuMeD tHeIr StAtIoNs As ThOuGh NoThInG hAd EvEr FaLlEn At AlL. aNd NoW i ReMaIn HeRe, ReTuRnEd To ThE mUd. AfTeR wItNeSsInG tHe CoLlApSe Of AlL mEaSuRe, I cAnNoT mOtHeR fUckInG cLaIm To KnOw WhErE tHe CrUeLeSt FoRm Of PiEtY oUgHt To Be DiReCtEd. So I'd CoNfIdE iN yOu, FaMiLiA. wHy ShOuLd We MoThEr FuCkInG sPiTe AgAiNsT vItaLiTy, If We ShOuLd EvEn MoThEr FuCkInG sPiTe At AlL? #prayer #spirituality #typeshit
No if you got something to say then say it makara.
Apart of him? Bro what the actual fuck are you talking about? Are we even talking about the same Jake at this point?
Dude. What? I’m like the most intelligent guy out there in the universe. Made a whole AI of myself at the age of 13 and watched it grown sentient. Made a whole bunch of robots. Even made said AI a body of his own to let him do whatever the fuck he wanted. The fuck you mean I’m not the most handsome, sexy, intelligent man you know?
He might not be the most intelligent guy but he doesn’t need to be. He has me.
WAIT. NO, WAIT. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
OOOK. SSO.. BEEN. HHAVJFBF TRHE WHISKY ALL DAY. AANND. ANSND. FFOORGT CHITR. EEISXITED. HHII.. I SSTIL MISS MMY CRRABDAD... #SUBSTANCE
I DO NOT HAVE RABIES. I DO *NOT* HAVE RABIES.
TIRED. I BARELY FUCKING SLEPT LAST NIGHT. I MISS MY CUPE.
Thank y9u. I was really h9ping s9me9ne w9uld say this.
i want t0 h0ld a vriska cl0se t0 my b0dy and make her stay there until ive warmed up her c0ld bl00d #serketp0sting
eridan i will be so upset with you if this is a joke
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
top five worst thing my bro has said to me 1- "can you do [literally anything] for me?" 2- "this beat sucks" 3- "let me do your hair" 4- "watch your sisters" 5- "i love you"
(⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) Well at least someone has seen a positive side to it!
can i kill them both?
anyway i hate doing shots oh mygod #substances
damn haha gonna have to say pass if youre askin for you dawg
↘️i understand what a chud is.↘️ ↗️COOL↗️ ↘️honorable↘️ ↗️UNIQUE↗️ ↘️deskworker.↘️ ↗️SO YES.↗️ ↘️i am a chud.↘️
new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances
i see there was a trend of serketposting a day or so ago? i have complicated feelings about vriska the least complicated of which is schadenfreude usually but ive met plenty of vriskas thats even genuinely tried to apologize for the whole killing me thing (on one hand) so im willing to give them the benefit of the doubt these days!
pass but please dont hurt me ive heard stories about you
Pass.
FFELING.. SLIHTJY BETTER. WHISKEY IS DDOING GOOD. #SUBSTANCE
JUST LOOK AT MY RECENT CHITT AND MY REPLIES TO OTHER CHITTS.
HM... THERE'S WHISKEY IN THE THERMAL HULL. SINCE I DID END UP GETTING SOME MORE OF THAT ONE WHISKEY DAVE BROUGHT HOME THAT ONE TIME. MAYBE I COULD... HM. USE THAT... #SUBSTANCE
essentially what im trying t0 say is the w0rst thing y0u can be is ashamed 0f wh0 y0u are and if y0u spend y0ur life hiding wh0 y0u really are y0u will never be able t0 be f0und by the pe0ple wh0 want t0 l0ve y0ur true self
you"re ruiiniing my kull twwo kult ratiio!!
fish update, vwhole house smells like seavweed, vwhat the fuck is happenin
༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Hello. Welcome to the official Bulge Curator Page. This is a very #NSFW and higher account. I will commonly delve into themes such as #substance, #violence, #cw-selfharm, and many more. This is not even really reaching into the pornographic side of this account. As the Bulge Curator, I do my best to prove psychic readings of bulges to users. While, this is usually entirely guesswork, I have recently opened up the option for users to send in refs or other descriptors if they wanted the reading to be perfectly accurate. I have been trapped on the Pink Moon of Alternia for sweeps, longer than most trolls get to live, and as a result I am not exactly adjusted to society. I often provide too much information, not enough, or don't follow the conversation as it delves into unfamiliar territory. Given my last matesprit was hunted down and culled by trolls on this platform, I will no longer be quadding with the exception of my current kismesis. I am not your friend, I am a utility. Do not conflate my role with anything other than that of complete servitude and function. If you wish to get your bulge read, then send in an application at the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header ((Art, in order, done by Sartorially on Tumblr, SpookyPoopet on Discord, and Fat_Refund on Instagram, https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deb6acb1f0e9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f22d7c20ff4c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d2190c3b7e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d166fb3d1e3.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5b002abea6af.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/038d489745ba.png ༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟
… DAMN THIS MAKES ME MISS YOU MORE.. FUCK.
LISTEN HERE YOU TALL MOTHERFUCKER. SHUSH I AM HAVING ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITH DAVE AND JOHN. SO NO. SHUSH.
SO HELP ME IF YOU DON’T STOP I WILL SPRAY YOU WITH A SPRAY BOTTLE IF YOU DON’T STOP. I KNOW WHAT I SAID AND I CAN’T BE BLAMED BUT I REALLY DON’T NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT MORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE.
you've seen my what
i'm fucking human we aren't exactly built for this i don't fucking know man
honestly at this point it's devotion to the bit
dream on makara fuck off