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the sheer vvolume a mirth enthralled clowwns in this shithole is makin me lose hair in my sleep if i wwas exaggeratin the baldin thin before then noww im definitely recedin
SOMETIMES HAUNTING SHADOWS WILL WEAR THE FACES OF YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT AND MOVE ON LIKE ITS FINE.
alright gam simmer dowwn no need to go full blowwn clowwn case psycho im sure youvve had wworse thins said to you
yo real talk sister i have never been a mother fucker all about serving the empire or following orders. I THINK I MIGHT BE WILLING TO FOLLOW SOME ORDERS NOW. mother fucking sea dwellers making my head spin.
its small noww sod off
wwhen i say im crackin them i mean it literally i wwish i wwere hilted in these gutterhoes but thats deemed unprofessional so i gotta settle for splittin their wwigs get your sniffer out from under my coat
[ =] Noted! ]
KIND OF ALREADY KNEW IT WAS PAILING SEASON. GOG IF I START ACTING OFF DURING THIS SEASON BLAME THAT AND NOT ME. #NSFW
i want you all to know i have deep lore. LIKE really deep lore. #nsfw
1’V3 S41D TH1S B3FOR3 4ND 1’LL S4Y 1T 4G41N 1 TH1NK W3 SHOULD B3 4BL3 TO G3T W1TH TH3 DRON3S #NSFW #P41L1NGS34SON #P41LSZN #BULG31SGOODTOO #SW4LLOW3RN4T1ON #MOMM4D1DNTR41S34SP1TT3R
:33< a man walks into a bar and says "ow"
gotta get good #practice in so i dont fuck it up someday if that ever happens
sometimes i like to lay on my back corpseways cause its relaxing. hands clasped and everything
just wanna do a quick s)(out out to any clowns, jesters, )(arlequinns, juggalos, and any ot)(er mfs under t)(e dark carnival. i raise my fuckin glass to you. keep on doin w)(at you do best, you funny sons of beac)(es
a confession: i keep a compilation of embarrassin troll deat)(s ive orc)(estrated for fun w)(enever i feel particularly bored. one time i )(ad a troll slip on a peel and impalin t)(emselves straig)(t onto a spike. and t)(en i said, "wow, looks like )(e made LIK-----E A BANANA AND /SPLIT/!" AAAA)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A!
Oh trust me I’m going to find you and put you in your place clown.
Oh. He's... my biological... ward? Popped him out of my body. I'm his lusus? Not sure how to phrase it. but no problem, who am I to get in the way of a generational beef.
Fair enough, hate away.
Ignore this damn clown he seems to always find my texts and bother whoever I’m chilling with.
S3V3R3LY D1S4PPO1NT3D TO R3R34D TH1S POST 4ND F1ND OUT 1T'S 4CTU4LLY NOT 4BOUT 34T1NG BUGS. >:[
𖦹 Dis sound freakier than just watchin it flail about ionno. 𖦹
gAmBy wIlL NoT SmAsH ThE BoTtLe. GaMbY WiLl pAsS It tO ThE NeXt gAmBy.
sMaShIn' 'n pAsSiN' dOn't mEaN MuCh tO MoThEr fUcKeRs lIkE Me. LoNg aS YoU GeT A BrOtHeR HiGh eNoUgH, i'd pRoBaBlY TuRn a mOtHeR FuCkIn' DeMoN CoRe iNtO A PaIl, ShIiIiIt. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #nSfW
It is strange to have conflicting feelings a8out you 8ut also not you.
// If anyone wants to end up on AM's #nsfw #violence "Torture or Eliminate" list, feel free to like/reply below. His determinations will be based on how you've interacted with him/or what he's seen! Torture = smash Eliminate = Pass
yeah i can spit glass shards down your throat for good measure #violence #nsfw
make this a hit chit rn i need to prove something thanks
also quit liking my posts what is there to like im being a piece of shit and you guys bow at my feet in droves
//while nothing interesting is happening on chit im going onto bedwars to attempt to play and communicate with strangers using only my mituna quirk. this way I both strengthen my ability to type in it fast and also irritate a bunch of sweats (my favorite activity)
been saying that myself but there is no point theres only forward or backward pick a direction and start walking
꒰picturing a man alone in his silent , dark hive bobbing for apples . it’s soaking his hair and the carpet꒱
( ˙▿˙ ) Oh, phew! Thank goodness. (´･ᴗ･ ` ) You seem real supportive of Dave, though. I got to admit, you're a good friend for him. (?)
◜▿◝ That's okay! Remember that you're still important to people regardless Gamzee!
love when the post says i posted -1 second ago like yes i goddamn did haha
found a way to bring @imJunior wherever i go! 0u0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63cf7475741a.png
hahahahaha get got
HONESTLY, THAT MAKES ME RESPECT YOU A LOT MORE. HALF OF THE IMBECILES ON THIS APP DON'T UNDERSTAND PROPER COMMUNICATION IN RELATIONSHIPS, IT PISSES ME OFF.
I UNDERSTOOD WITH THE FIRST MESSAGE, MAKARA. FUCKING PERVERT.
i’ll tear your skin off dawg
IT'S REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING TO HAVE A VIDEO OF YOURSELF MASTURBATING SITTING IN YOUR CAMERA ROLL. HUMILIATION RITUAL. #NSFW
i just remembered fuck the person vwho said "being a vwoman vwould fix me." forgot about that. fuck you, i hope you die a terrible, painful, vwiolent death. #wviolence #transphobia
i dont havwe the capacity in me to do that. my kindness is finite, and I like to be an asshole. but yeah, dont expect you to. its okay vwhen they horny post remember! but if youre horny post, its baad. because lmao. i dont fucks vwith them, the last time i posted anything "wvaguely" legit horny, I got shamed. like, damn, if I vwanted to be shamed ill send my shit directly to kankri.
CALIGULAASCENDIT IS A FUCKING PANROTTED NIGHTMARE. AT THIS POINT, EVERYTHING HE POSTS JUST MAKES ME GAWK IN DISBELIEF. EVERYTHING YOU WILL LEARN WILL TOP WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW, SO BE PREPARED, HE GETS HEINOUS. IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE. I COULD WRITE AN ENTIRE SOCIAL DISSERTATION ABOUT THE LACK OF SHAME HE HAS. HUH. I WAS BEING FACETIOUS BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "THERE'S NO WAY TO DO THAT." OKAY, I'M CORRECTED. IT IS POSSIBLE. WELL, I NEED MORE CONTEXT THAN "I DID THAT KINDA." THE REASONS BEHIND IT, WHY IT HAPPENED, AND HOW IT GOT THERE WOULD ALLOW ME TO FORM A PROPER OPINION. ALSO, TAKING INTO ACCOUNT WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE NOW. I THINK BEING A FASCIST FOOT-FETISHIST WITH A THING FOR FAT LOWBLOODS AND HEMO PLAY KINK IS STILL WORSE BY ALL MEANS. ALSO, HE INSULTED A MOVIE I LIKE, SO FUCK HIM IN PARTICULAR. #NSFW I DON'T LIKE IT, BUT IT'S THE STATE OF ALTERNIAN, AND KNOWING HOW TO KILL TO AVOID BEING KILLED IS IMPORTANT. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I'VE UNDERSTOOD WHO SHOULD BE MORE ADAMANTLY AGAINST IT, AND USUALLY THEY DON'T CARE, ARE BEFORAN TROLLS. THEY'RE USUALLY MORE UP THEIR OWN ASSES ABOUT THE SEMANTICS OF CODDLING. (THAT'S BASED ON MY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE AND INTERACTIONS WITH THEM) IT'S A HUMAN CHAIN RESTAURANT WITH DECENTLY GOOD FOOD FOR A DECENTLY LOW PRICE, AND A NICE ENVIRONMENT AND GREAT STAFF. THE ALCOHOL IS GOOD TOO. #SUBSTANCES.
D --> Thanks I'd pass for you
I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW ABOUT DAVE TONIGHT. APPARENTLY HE CAN JUST DRAIN THE GENMAT OUT OF ONES BULGE WITHOUT PROBLEM. HE'S ABLE TO STOMACH A LOT INSIDE HIM. I'M IMPRESSED! AND HE DID THIS TO A FLING WE BOTH HAD OVER! MAN NOW I'M IMAGINING HOW THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE IF IT WERE ME... #NSFW
you really be frothing at the mouth for a sister and they be leaving you on read. TAKE IT FROM ME BROTHERS. IT AIN'T WORTH IT.
am i the only one of my useless fucking alternate selvwes wvwho does not havwe an accent. some of you need speech therapy if you wvwant to claim the title of orphaner dualscar. - the orphaner dualscar
@tropophilicCharades hey. OTHER ME. since you seem like you got all this shit figured out so well you don't even gotta say anything. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR MATING LIFE IS A MOTHER FUCKING BRAMBLE NEST. of painful ass thorns. BUT THEY LACED WITH SOME REAL ADDICTIVE SHIT. some shit you can't say no to and don't wanna. BUT IT HURTS. #BleedingPusher
dont ever play overwatch it does things to your nervous system
no one understands the art of hitting the dougie like i do and its really fucked up
yknow i used tw0 half-joke that tr0ll sir mix-a-lot was my ancest0r. both f0r obvious reas0ns and because "i wanna take you h0me and, uh, double up, uh, uh"? come the fuck 0n dude thats literally me. #nsfw #suggestive
i am experiencing intense feelings 0f bl00d lust i wish t0 crush her f0rce her t0 take a beating hit as hard as i p0ssibly can paint the fl00rs and walls in their bl00d as the desperately fight back denting my b0dy breaking me d0wn as i return the fav0r my wires tearing as their tend0ns snap until we g0 0ut t0gether in a bath 0f bl00d #nsfw #vi0lence
i want t0 be in the m0st abusive relati0nship p0ssible #blackr0mp0sting #vi0lence
Hello Chittr! There Are Many Confession Accounts But Not Many Places For Advice, And In This Cold Universe We At #teamquad Believe No One Deserves To Be Alone. Please Fill Out Our Form Below So We Can Offer Any Help We Can! https://forms.gle/jb5cfdcjbfvcywgt6 Warnings For This Account: May Contain Mentions Of #nsfw And #nsfwe Themes, #blackrom And #redrom Will Definitely Be Mentioned, But Of Course All #quadranttroubles Are Welcome To Be Discussed. Please Contact Our Direct Messages For Any Non-quadrant Inquiries. ♠♣ #quadrantconundrums ♥♦
blackr0m is n0t en0ugh i need t0 dev0ur her heart #vi0lence #nsfw
Yawwwn! I'm not empressed. #T)(atsAn-EmpressPun #GetIt
i’m going to go to sleep if you guys don’t mind #sleeping
incredibly curious what the post was. #vagueposting.
I just nxw realised I've never dxne nxne xf thxse hxrnypxsts I see sx xften... Sx I best try... Ahem... I wish xne day tx have the xppxrtunity tx hxld a dame's hand... I fantasize abxut drxpping my blazer xver a puddle sx she cxuld keep her feet dry... ...Ahhh!!! It's txx filthy!!! I can't cxntinue!!! X((( #NSFW #NSFWE !!!!!!!!!
@aggressivelyCaffeinated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb0df90d94ef.png
it’s /)kay t/) be a furry and have a furs/)na
>>| stretching flesh .and skin .is fun. #gore #violence
#roachmode #goingroachmode
(。-｀ω´-) Thanks to that gold blood, I've never felt so alive! He makes me feel stronger! I don't know how, or why, but it's fun and I like it!
7H3Y K33P 7HR0W1NGB007S 47 M3 47 7H3 4D0R48L00D7H1RT5Y M3371NG :(
(｡≍ฺ‿≍)⚟ You pose a very good idea, Gamzee. Makes me wonder what else your genius mind had! (⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) Come to think... Maybe that's why you weren't able to apply those things. The others weren't ready for your smart thinking!
nevver an i mean NEVVER compare me to that vvirtue signalin wwashed up swweater jackin dwwarfblood again do not underestimate the unbridled libido of a sub 8 fincel wwho has nevver held a girls flipper i am a sexual maniac
YES GAMZEE. OF COURSE I’M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. YOU’RE MY MOIRAIL. IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY. AND FINE. TAKE OUT AND CUDDLES SOUND GOOD. HURRY UP AND GET BACK IN HERE.
￣\ this is funny, which grumblr user came up with it? /￣
He didn’t even post anything I just thought about him too long.
I have decided I will start being the bad influence on others.
aRe #FiGhTnIgHt aNd #SuBsTaNcE GoNnA LiKe uP AnD ClAsH In oNe bIg bAlL Of fIrE ToNiGhT cAuSe tHaT SoUnDs pReTtY MoThErFuCkIn' WiCkEd iF So
hEy bRo, YoU LiKe nEvEr mOtHeRfUcKiN' kNoW TiLl yOu uP AnD GiVe a mOtHeRfUcKeR OnE I SwEaR ThEm pIeCeS Of cHoCoLaTe gOt mAgIc iN 'eM
gAmBy hAs a sTrOnGeR DuRaBiLiTy tHaN DiAmOnD. mOhS HaRdNeSs sCaLe hAs nOtHiNg oN GaMbY.
lemme give you that stridick B) #nsfw #FreakOfTheWeek
g - gReAt A - At M - MaGiC b - bUt Y - YhOnKs ThE Y Is sIlEnT.
>y'all fuck w troll kid cudi or what
mmmmm sharp teeth piercing through my skin wait whatwho the hell said that #suggestive
trash compactor is just sadomasochism for robots #nsfwe
tHiS Is sO MoThErFuCkIn' TrUe bRo
eh fuck it let's g0 for s0mething spicy. the body is sinful and needs tw0 be punished.
Sometimes you just need to work with your chest out okay.
>:=D W-H-O WANTS TO BE TAKEN TO POUNd TOWN WIT-H- T-H-IS INdIGO STALLION? WE COULd BE WRESTLING IN T-H-E ARENA OR BE WRESTLING IN mY RECUPERACOON. NEIG-H-! #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
haha thanks your so right gamzee thanks for that
gAmBy hAs cAlMiNg aUrA AnD ScEnTeD To bE CaLmInG.
i've found the solution to being sad never talk or think about it ever again :)
wvovw she uhh. has a lot to say about that clovwn i dont like this dinner anymore #nsfvwe
i have retUrned! i know there is no need to annoUnce, bUt regardless! hello! i hope no one has died since my food break.
can it be yaoi day yet i have something inappropriate to say.
is the timeline calm enough to finally drop the davecord link
yeah we a hot bunch man we got the looks that can make many swoon
these little humans, dave, i get hotflashes thinking about them, very handsome young men ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
yeah whatever go listen to my new beat https://soundcloud.com/stacylmao/sueaffnr
fat boy dont be afraid to get on top #IfHeDiesHeDies
(◕ ᴥ ◕) this guwas my breakfast btw!!! https://i.ibb.co/Gftjvvpk/fraimi-fish.png
Okay honestly that's based.
you will never win my affections you jezebel
maybe you should be the step dad that leaves to get milk and never comes back
YEEEEAH!!! OF COURSE BIG GUY!!!! I WILL TOTALLY NOT USE HIS MONEY TO FUND MY UNETHICAL SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS!!!!
THERE ARE NO ETHICAL ONES!!!!
okay good i wvas wvorried
yeah sure vwhy not just dont eat him or anything that kills him
how about we invite all the castes to a twerk off #nsfw
#nsfw
crazy suggestion peanut, ill consider it #nsfwv
i guess i can wear a gay little sash or something
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FFUN M17UN4 F4C7 175 N077 7RU3 1M 7074LLYL 0U70F P510N1C55 1F 1 F0CU45 R34 LLY H4RD F00R L1K3 4N H0UR 1 C4N M0V3 AP13C3 0F P4P3R 4N 1NCH70 7H3 R1GH7
OH, TEACHER, TEACHER! LOOK AT ME, TEACHER, I'M EVEN WAVING AROUND MY GREASIER FUCKING PRONG IN HOPES THAT THE LIGHT CATCHING IT MIGHT MAKE YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME FASTER, SO I CAN BE A LITTLE NOOKTWIST TATTLE OVER *FAKE WORDS* ON THE *CHITTRNET*. THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE RIGHT NOW, BY THE WAY.
uHM. GuARDS? https://i.imgur.com/lYjTkpJ.png
I will 8e reposting my 8adge archive document, due to the link not working in comments for auto-quirk reasons. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H6wgWZtAmnPFr8raI7lrmhLce0HZr2VAf8r-8R8L4x0/edit?usp=sharing #thesylphisIN
is he soft is he wwarm wwhat does he smell like
get your stinkin sinular blue asymmetrical letter outta my face
can you at least consider it
I'D SOONER EAT AN ENTIRE CITY BLOCK BRICK BY BRICK.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS. IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE ARE WORDS IN ANY SPOKEN OR WRITTEN LANGUAGE THAT COULD ACCURATELY DESCRIBE THE WAY LOOKING AT THIS IMAGE MAKES ME FEEL. IT ONLY TOOK ONE RAKE OF MY GANDER BULBS OVER THIS SHAMELESS DISPLAY FOR ME TO START CLENCHING MY JAW WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO MAKE MY FUCKING TEETH SHIFT IN MY MOUTH. AND HONESTLY, I WOULD DEMAND THAT YOU FOOT THE BILL FOR WHATEVER ELECTIVE FANG-ADJUSTMENTS I'D NEED TO UNDERGO TO FIX THIS DEFORMITY YOU JUST CAUSED, BUT I'M SCARED YOU MIGHT HAVE THE SHIT-NUGGED GUMPTION TAKE IT AS SOME KIND OF INVITATION TO START *PROVIDING* FOR ME OR SOMETHING. I HATE TO SAY IT. BUT I'M STARTING TO THINK THERE MIGHT ACTUALLY SOME UTILITY TO GOVERNMENT CENSORSHIP. I WISH THEY'D CENSOR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR POSTS AT THIS POINT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE NEXT.
this is the future lowwblood radicals are tryin to take from you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d666f1a7b9eb.png
i knoww you pissants are quivverin in your second hand rags at the thought a me commentin on the concupiscent chaos unleashed by cros pua postin but as a literal khhvv its basically my empress givven right to say somethin pains me as it does to agree wwith him cros knuckleheaded howw to guide for scorin nook is a last resort for those a us wwho havve exhausted evvery socially acceptable avvenue for gettin pailed an reaped a success rate a negativve 0.00000000000% the ugly truth is that evverythin that blasted nookscrap wwrote about is assured to get you bitches because regardless a caste regardless a wwhether theyre land hags or sea hags all wwomen share one constant elemental trait an that is their lovve for bein treated like shit yup thats right ladies lovve it wwhen you treat them like caca wwhich is wwhy nice guys like me are doomed to linger in the no mans land a vvirginity forevver addendum the inimitable an immaculate empress a alternia wwanted me to state that she is not to be lumped together wwith these masochists because she is impervvious to wwhatevver plagues the rest a the feminine masses
terrible no amount a wwicked fizz can savve me from this shlock at least change the last part
*slippin fuck
obvviously i kneww that dont blame my momentary mixup on your hamfisted vvaguery next time be more specific
man som3tim3s i wanna lik3, coll3ct all of thos3 strid3rs put th3m in a bag, toss th3m in a t3rrarium to s33 what th3yd do
PERSONALLY SPEAKING, I WOULD *LOVE* NOTHING MORE THAN TO SMASH MY ALTERNATES. VIOLENTLY. WITH A COMICALLY SIZED MALLET. WHAT, DID YOU THINK I WOULD DESCEND INTO THE PITFALL EVERY OTHER KARKAT ON THIS SITE HAS DIVED INTO CARTILAGINOUS NUB FIRST? I HAVE STANDARDS.
i dont have to answer that what are you a cop
crisis averted lets fuckin go another win for me
getting crossfaded in the texas roadhouse since when did this chain have its own honky tonk yeehaw ass theme song #substance
fucked up in the crib sippin booba tee #substance #nsfw joke
whys it all about "healing your inner child" i think my inner child wants revenge and im handing him a gun #darkwoke
the signs as uplifting and encouraging words from my bro ♈ - ♉ - ♊ - ♋ - ♌ - ♍ - ♎ - ♏ - ♐ - ♑ - ♒ - ♓ -
1D M4K3 4 G00D PR351DN3N7 B3C4U53: 1D K1LL M057 0F 7H3 CR0N11 1 G37 B17CH35 (H077 G4M3R BI1HTC35) 7HA75 17 50 V0T3 M3
TH4T'S L4M3 THOUGH YOU SHOULD DO 4LL TH3 S3X 4ND S1N >:]
D--> I have just been informed that yuri is not an individua but a term referring to girls kissing girls. I am confused as to why such a term e%ists but either way I am happy for the girls kissing each other. I hope they continue to....do whatever they do.
I AM BACK FROM MY LONG DAY IN THE LONG DAY DIMENSION. SINCE I BASICALLY DID JACK SQUIGGLY SHIT ON THE TIMELINE TODAY, I WILL SAY THIS. IF HE WANTS TO GET HUNTED DOWN LIKE A FLEETBEAST AND CHASED AROUND A TREE, THAT'S HIS PREROGATIVE. I'D DO IT MYSELF, BUT HE'LL WANT ME TO CATCH HIM. LEADERSHIP IS ABOUT KNOWING WHEN TO DELEGATE A TASK, AND THIS IS ONE FOR THE *REAL* ADORABLOODTHIRSTY ONES. #MYMATESPRIT IS ENTITLED TO HIS ENRICHMENT. YES, I STILL THINK IT'S STUPID AND CRAZY. NO, I WILL NOT TELL HIM TO STOP. UNLESS HE COMES BACK IN TEARS, IN WHICH CASE I MIGHT GO INTO SUCH AN APOPLECTIC LACUNA THAT MY PURE, UNFETTERED ANGER SEARS OPEN A HOLE IN SPACE-TIME AND BEGINS SOME KIND OF VILLAIN ARC FOR ME. AND NO ONE WOULD TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY NO MATTER WHAT I DID, SO LET'S JUST NOT.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6017235a53fe.png 175 H15 71M3. #CULLCR0NU54MP0R4
[this users palmhusk has exploded!]
the only thing wrong with this post is youre using light mode bruh
i wwont be slidin or slidin or slitherin into your dms its your responsibility to impress me wwith some good ol fashioned rhyme
oh you did not just go there
your flowwer language is meatless bilge i may as wwell be stickin my fangs into bone wweavve me a wword tapestry wworth savvorin an maybe ill humor you after sevveral glasses a vviolet elixir
see this is exactly the sort a thin i wwas dreadin a long wwinded exposition that i couldnt givve twwo fucks about full offense gam but no amount a makeup an illusory hoodoo could convvince me to pretend that youre some delicate little wwildflowwer in need a princely chops youre as far from a princess as i am a pauper i wwas gonna attempt to go tit for tat wwith your plebby fruit analogy but found it wwasnt wworth the effort cause im simply not invvested enough in wwhatevver the fuck this is i ooze an it isnt swweet
“Oh no I think I missed YuriHour—“ BEHOLD! #YURIDAY!
tHiS HaS TrUlY BeEn a gIrLpOwEr mOmEnT
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𖦹 Yall mind if I wild out? 𖦹
tHaNk yOu mIsTeR PrEsIdEnT FoR GuIdInG Me iN ThEsE CoNfUsInG TiMeS
TOO BUSY FOR #YUR1HOUR TH1S T1M3 1 GOT R3COGN1Z3D BY TH3 Y4O1 ROBOTS!!
1 c4nnot st4nd you bro omfg.
yOu hIt tHe bIg lEaGuEs wItH ThIs oNe sIs
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DO YOU MEOW MEOW ME. GOG THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS YOU RUBBING ROUND WITH YOUR HONKING HORN AND TRYING TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME BECAUSE YOU LIKE WATCHING ME JUMP.
did you get your bell rung in the interim wwe didnt run off together there wwere only so many places to hide on that damn meteor mind you i had evvery intention a blowwin you to smithers alongside vvris usin the powwah a my wwhite hot empricist wwand but a certain powwer tool fancyin sapphic got in my wway momentarily excusin your shit etiquette by dredgin up the past the sudden desperation to gag on it has thunderstruck me an not in a positivve wway
… THATS IT THIS MOVIE IS OVER AND IM BITING YOU TILL YOU BLEED!
and sometimes it sucks but it is what it is
HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AF6ULCNTFCHPTHCZ/IMG_5051.JPEG SECRETE ME A RIVER ASSHATS THIS IS FOR THE FISHPISS MALINGERER WHO REFUSES TO PROVIDE ANY RATION FOR HIS KITS. IN RESPONSE TO HIS INCOMPETENCIES I NOW HAVE EMBROIDED MYSELF WITH THE NAME OF A MURDEROUS HONKING FOOL WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A DAMN. SUCK IT ERIDAN!!! #NSFW
im gonna do it im gonna finally bite the fuckin bullet evven if it tastes like a dense clod a clowwn am i missin somethin cause evver since ivve had the misfortune a meetin the sevveral dozen clurch freaks on this wwebsite theyvve all tried hittin on me wwith vvaryin effort is this a part a your sham religion or somethin is this wwhat you hypocrites discuss at clowwn mass
any time some libelous wwench gets the smart idea to spread lies about me leavvin a trail a pleasure goo in her dms its because shes hopin to get a gag fee outta me itd wwork too if at least ONE a these airheads bothered swweetenin the deal but none a them are wwillin to commit hard enough to slather their tootsies in grubsauce #ohwwell
oh shit i hit 10k kult hey chitr u guys think i should do sumthin? and wat?
gAmBy wIlL KeEp gAmBy's hEaD Up. ThAnK YoU FoR YoUr kInD WoRdS, bIg gAmBy
i gotta be a lil bit full of myself and complain a lot. spice of life. vwell at least youre happy about it?
i mean if youre attractivwe be confident about it. i am. no harm no foul. ALSO. yeah a lot of that but if i horny post im an ugly vwillain. chittr is gonna chittr
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my solution to your problem vwould make you upset so i hope you find a solution.
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What is it a69ut this evening that's made pe9ple s9 96sessed with my relati9nship t9 sex? I remem6er the exact c9nversati9n y9u're referencing, and as I said then, my unwillingness t9 engage in p9rn9graphic c9ntent d9esn't make me a c9ward. It just means I have 6etter things t9 d9 than dedicate my free time t9 indecent and 96scene c9ntent.
@tw96ulgeAtr9ci9us I appreciate the f9ll9w, Mituna, 6ut given the incredi6ly vulgar nature 9f y9ur handle, I d9n't think I w9uld 6e especially c9mf9rta6le returning the fav9r. If y9u'd like t9 6ec9me Chittr mutuals, I kindly ask y9u t9 ch99se a different handle, 9therwise, thank y9u, 6ut I will have t9 decline recipr9cati9n.
I kn9w I said the same thing a few h9urs ag9, 6ut *n9w* I will 6e retiring fr9m Chittr f9r the evening. This time, please d9n't message me unless we have already started a DM t9gether. I'm a little t99 pre9ccupied with s9me9ne t9 take 9n anything new right n9w. Thank y9u.
I wasn't g9ing t9 ask. I say this was as much neutrality as I can, 6ut I c9uld n9t care less a69ut y9ur matespritship 9r y9ur 9penness t9 quadrants. As a truly dedicated celi6acy-practicing individual, I will c9ntinue t9 a6stain fr9m any and all r9mantic and/9r sexual relati9nships in keeping with my 9wn m9ral integrity, 6ut I am happy f9r y9u.
Every time I l99k at Chittr it's n9thing 6ut p9st after p9st a69ut sex 9r vi9lence 9r, m9st w9rryingly, a c9m6inati9n 9f 69th. I am starting t9 w9rry that s9me 9f y9u d9n't p9ssess any 9ther h966ies. #NSFW #Vi9lence #9nlyMenti9ns6utStill
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SEE? YOU GET IT. GOG.. I DON’T THINK I’VE HAD A REAL CONVERSATION WITH ANYONE OF OUR FRIENDS OR I SHOULD SAY ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS OF MY FRIENDS SINCE… EVER… I MEAN I HAD TWO SENTENCES WITH VRISKA AND ERIDAN BUT ACTULLY JUST TALKING SHIT LIKE ONE OF OUR OLD MEMOS IS ODD.
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aNoThEr dAy oF MiNiNg aNd cRaFtInG DoWn, TiMe fOr mE To hIt tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN' sLiMe GoOdNiGhT MoThErFuCkErS :o)
Remember earlier when people were talking about how sexy they think hyponosis is. It was a flash in the pan in the ongoings of chittr, but it was certainly something. Imagine being so blissfully unawares.
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i want to go home but i cant go home because im in my house
I think more folk $$$hould $$$top having $$$hame!! Live your truth!!! It’$$$ fu¢kin bli$$$ over here!!!! #$$$hamele$$$
yeah, but doesnt the zettai ry0iki get way more appealing if y0u actually have thick thighs? #suggestive jic.
SOME pe0ple i know are trying tw0 convince me tw0 crossdress. n0w im not 0pposed tw0 that at all, but i dont really sea where theyre c0ming from. i get "0h haha put him in the programmer socks", but the PR0BLEM is that im a fucking twig. there is simply nothing THERE for the thigh-highs tw0 accentuate.
// some of the daves on here are too funny ive gotta show you all the true meaning of being an unfunny douchebag who never shuts the hell up slash lighthearted
i wish i didnt care about certain things but im stupid and i do.
And for my next trick I will confuse Dave while he's crying so he stops.
I can't...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ As stated, the quirk is a turn off...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You're rawdogging this quirk and I respect you for that.
No, this is really bad too but I'm fascinated by your audacity...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
jusylleavecme alons
quit yelling at me
gsmmezees a lrlly food kisser gguhs hhot dann. #substances #soporposting
( ´ ω ` ) I got hit in the head with a rock. #ouch
(´｡• _ •｡`) Gamzee worries me sometimes. But then I learn he is the kind of guy that holds NO punches when he's honest... #inspo
already on it dint tell karkat he'll yell at me
Oh trust me imma be the one standing still after the dust has settled.
oh i know an alchemical code for em time travels handy like that
yall had warning #nsfw #hornyposting #substances sometimes i wanna try sopor slime cuz i heard it makes humans hella horny lmao
Well, congrats on being a bigger piece of shit than half the Dirks I've seen on here. And congrats on being aware of it, I think. That's about where it ends. May you one day hate yourself less. Or don't, I guess. I'm not your lusus.
can you and makara just fuck and move on this is embarrassing to watch
… Why are different Striders getting dedicated hours *this* time?
gAmBy iS ImMuNe tO MaGiC AnD OtHeR FoRmS Of eNcHaNtMeNt. GaMbY Is gAmBy aFtEr aLl. gAmBy, HoWeVeR, iS NoT ImMuNe tO GaMbY; yOu mUsT BeAt gAmBy wItH AnOtHeR GaMbY To dEsTrOy a gAmBy, BuT AfTeR ThE GrEaT GaMbY WaR, gAmBy rEmAiNs. ThErE ArE BiG GaMbY'S, bUt tHeY ArE ImMuNe tO GaMbY, aNd gAmBy iS ImMuNe tO ThEm, So rEaLlY GaMbY Is oUt oF LuCk tHeRe. GaMbY WiLl sEaRcH FoR GaMbY SoLuTiOnS Of cHaOs. nEpEtA Is aLsO GaMbY'S WeAkNeSs, BuT A GoOd wEaKnEsS; gAmBy lIsTeNs tO NePeTa. gAmBy aLsO LiStEnS To bIg gAmBy nOw. GaMbY LiKeS ThAt oNe.
lemme think about yeah? a bot is working through some shit
this page has a drawing of gamzee kissing my flat fucking face does this count? B/ #slenderhour this one counts now that i asked 📄 5/8
yeah im on a whole journey for a er classified thing sorry about that
⊂(・﹏・⊂) Thank you for forgiving me
now i didnt say i didnt like it just that im not used to it
ill be sure to hit you up soon
its boutta be over but we can still talk after davehour if you get what i mean
wait what
hahaha hell yeah
aw hell yeah
My apologies. Carry on.
That’s where you’re wrong; they all are, in fact, the coolest.
pregger you #nsfw
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lIsT Of pEoPlE GaMbY LiStEnS To iNcReAsEd bY OnE.
bIg gAmBy lOoKs wHaT NePeTa wOuLd cAlL "fIeRcE!"
She could turn you into a tube of toothpaste, but sure.
#gore #nsfwe #cw-self-harm nothing gets me more excited than the *heat* of an open wound gushing . . . it makes my pan spin just thinking about it my own or others it doesn’t matter much i just wanna see how the colors spray and leak from flesh though mutual pain is always relished in . . .
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white people be like i cant go to that party i have to make my dog dinner
the tsundere g0t shot! https://media.tenor.com/VFNlcaEWsnUAAAAM/cheering.gif #spoilers #f0rthisshitno0neiswatchingnorhasc0ntextfor
consider the following lazy
i dont make grilled cheese i make cheese grilled https://i.ibb.co/x8j9482B/20260511-183816.jpg
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t)(ats t)(e problem youre only t)(inkin about it.
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Okay!
honestly name a better song, i'll wait !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZNFnafF_9k
I’m afraid we can’t “łittłe treat” øur way øut øf this øne, føłks.
get tf off my post
that was so clearly drawn on
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dO wHaT yOu MoThEr FuCkInG wIlL, lItTlE rAm. LeT yA gLoBeS hAnG. tAlK yA sHiT! :o)
we lOvE yOU.
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okay
clowning is an ancient and sacred art and the EMPIRE controls and diverts our medicine to the suppression of our fellow trolls the ancients would honk not to uphold the powers that be, but TEAR AT THE SOCIAL FABRIC with our JEST may the long forgotten majjycks of sacred buffoₒᵒnery carry us to liberation clownrades there is a rainbowed future for all of us and a tent bigger than her condescension's own vessels hink
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can you not let me suck my own bulge on my posts??? do you have to be so opinionated??? not really lmfao #nsfw #butonlytheturnofphrase
to ansvwer your questions, if its a seadvweller, usually havwe to vwait for the vwater to cool dowvn before they actually vwake up. purples uh, i cant help vwith that one, i aint too sure vwhat they got goin on
Dave said I can share it, but he wants to clean up the lyrics before I post it.
Let me ask him if i can share it.
gAmBy wOuLdN'T BlOcK YoU! gAmBy dOeSnT BlOcK AnYoNe. ChItTr iS BeInG SiLlY.
nEpEtA Is vErY GoOd! GaMbY ReSpEcTs tHeM A GrEaT DeAl! GaMbY WoUlD ReCoMmEnD GeTtInG To kNoW NePeTa! AnY! aLl aRe gReAt! GaMy oNlY KnOwS NePeTa. iS Kk nIcE? gAmBy hAs nOt mEt kK. wAr, FrEeDoM FiGhTiNg!! gAmBy wIsHeS YoU GoOd lUcK. gAmBy wOuLd hElP If gAmBy cOuLd!
gAmBy wOrKs wItH NePeTa oN A GaMe sHoW CaLlEd tHe fAnOnTiNuUm! GaMbY Is a cO-HoSt!
gAmBy's fIrSt tImE InTeRaCtInG WiTh bIg gAmBy. GoOd dEaL. :o)
It Is Wonderful To See The Larger One Cheer On The Young
i aM At lEaSt oNe gAmBy tAlL AnD OnE GaMbY WiDe! ThAnK YoU!
gAmBy iS PrEtTy bAd aT TaKiNg pIcTuReS So i hAvE A SnApShOt oF ThE ShOw. ThIs iS GaMbY. nExT To cRoWbAr. hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/C7149dB4E03f.pNg HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/6A004D103960.WeBp
it ends with me
Dave probably has a few million years left in him. Sorry, dude. You could always try and get him to take someone else's name in a marriage or something though. Won't end the bloodline, but it'll end the name, at least.
The Strider bloodline should stop.
W9w. I'm actually a little ast9unded 6y the leaps in l9gic y9u've made here. Apparently I still need t9 remind y9u and every9ne else wh9 participates in this Chittr trends that these p9sts are *pu6lic* and easily accessi6le. Lest I p9tentially trigger s9me9ne wh9 happens t9 stum6le acr9ss this p9st unaware that they were venturing int9 such a disgusting c9nversati9n t9pic 6y dissecting y9ur argument here, I think we sh9uld c9ntinue this discussi9n in private 6ef9re it gets any w9rse.
oh did you go somewhere
WAIT. NO, WAIT. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
lmao record badge for daves that just says certified ragebaiter
Fine, alright, I ap9l9gize f9r assuming. 6ut frankly, I d9n't care what unsav9ry parts y9u're thinking with, as l9ng as y9u keep me 9ut 9f th9se th9ughts and 9ff 9f Chittr. It's n9 6usiness 9f mine what s9rts 9f things get y9u 9ff, alth9ugh I *will* say that finding 96jectificati9n h9t is deeply pr96lematic and I certainly h9pe y9u aren't alluding t9 finding the pr9spect 9f 96jectifying *me* t9 6e ar9using. I'm already n9t f9nd 9f y9u calling me tiny as if that's part 9f what attracts y9u t9 me, as "tiny" implies my height is an a6n9rmality and thus s9mething t9 6e sexualized. I d9n't kn9w what part 9f this exchange reads t9 y9u as if I'm 69thered, h9wever. I am speaking t9 y9u with a perfectly neutral t9ne 9f text. Just 6ecause I am calmly and rati9nally explaining myself t9 y9u d9esn't mean that I am anything 6ut chill a69ut this. #NSFW #NSFWSu6jectMatter #GenitaliaMenti9n
I DO NOT HAVE RABIES. I DO *NOT* HAVE RABIES.
thank y0u f0r sharing this unpr0mpted even th0ugh n0b0dy wanted t0 read it
FOR MANY DAYS. HOuRS. MINuTES. SECONDS AFTER I HIT SEND. MY STATuS AS THE CHARITABLE DONOR. OF SEED. FuN. D. TO ASSES. GET THAT GREEN uP. THAT GREEN. BEING. OF COuRSE. MINE. QuITE EXPLICITLY. IN A FISCAL SENSE. BEING A RICHIE RICH. A FINANCIAL FuCKING MASTERMIND. HAS BEEN IN A STATE OF SOMEWHAT. INARTICuLATE FREEFALL. LIKE A MAN BEING PuSHED OFF OF A BRIDGE AND LEFT WITHOuT HIS GOLDEN PARACHuTE. TO BAIL HIM OuT AT THE LAST MINuTE. WELL NO MORE. THANKS TO THIS. BADGE IDEA. THAT ONE. @resplendentCandour PuT FORWARD. NOW. CLEARLY. SuCH A COVETED AND LIMITED TIME BADGE WOuLD COME WITH ITS FAIR SHARE. OF CHARLATANS. FRAuDSTERS. AND LIARS. THAT IS WHY. FOR AN uNLIMITED TIME ONLY. IF YOu RESPOND TO THIS POST. RIGHT HERE. WITH YOuR BuSINESS IDEA. PITCH. OR BASIS FOR BEING. AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOuGH. "he / some other 'businesstrolls'". YOu TOO CAN DECK OuT YOuR BLING. WITH THE COMMEMORATIVE. "LuXuRY CLASS CHITTRER". IF YOu WANT. MuST HAVE AT LEAST. 1000 KuLT. OR KuLL. OR A REALLY GOOD REASON YOu LACK BOTH. TO APPLY. THAT SHOuLD SORT THE RIFFRAFF. AND POSERS.FROM SuCH AN HONOR.
I saw y9ur p9st. D9n't remind me. What y9u said a69ut me is disgusting and 96jectifying, and what's w9rse, is it's c9mpletely invalidating 9f the lived experiences 9f #Celi6ate individuals. My purp9sefully n9nexistent sex life has n9 6earing 9n my level 9f chill. I'm already chill. I'm 9ne 9f the chillest pe9ple 9n Chittr. Y9ur eg9 is far t99 6ig if y9u think y9ur 6ulge can meaningfully affect my pers9nality, and I suggest y9u take a c9ld sh9wer 9r tw9. #NSFW #GenitaliaMenti9n
i'd choke someone wi†h my hands or wi†h my bulge. consensually obviously. #nsfw #nsfwe
Attends the 0rgy 0nly t0 stand there fully cl0thed with my arms cr0ssed giving every0ne a disappr0ving disgusted l00k Every time s0me0ne tries t0 interact with me i hiss and gr0an at them #nsfw
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Thank y9u. I was really h9ping s9me9ne w9uld say this.
With t9day 6eing Lusus' Day and a new very vulgar and 96jectifying trend judging pe9ple 9n 9ne's willingness t9 have sex with them 9r n9t, I supp9se I was misguided t9 spend the day 9ff 9f Chittr while tending t9 my 9ther s9cial media presences. As s9me9ne wh9 cele6rates neither, I assure y9u I have a l9t 9f th9ughts, 9pini9ns, and feelings 9n the matter, 6ut preci9us little time at present t9 really dive int9 it. Instead, I'll leave y9u all with just these tw9 statements: 9ne: it is appalling h9w ign9rant s9me 9f y9u are that n9t every tr9ll grew up with a lusus. While I d9n't want t9 f9r6id any9ne f9r praising the animal that raised them in any way they see fit, I will ask y9u appr9priately tag the matter, s9 tr9lls wh9 did n9t have the luxury 9f 6eing raised 6y a n9n-tr9ll individual can 6lacklist the su6ject f9r their 9wn peace 9f thinkpan. At minimum, I rec9mmend the tags #LususDay #AllLususDay #FemaleLususDay #Lusus #Lusii t9 c9ver all 9f y9ur 6ases. Tw9: St9p putting my name in y9ur #Smash9rPass lists. Y9u kn9w wh9 y9u are. If I had the energy t9 expend t9 resp9nd t9 each 9f these p9sts directly, I w9uld. D9n't make me @ y9u.
Every time I look away from this site for two seconds, another wave of derangement has infected its populace with more sickness than 14th century Europe. I'm genuinely impressed. Anyway, all the rabies enjoyers out there, this pandemic's for you, bros.
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lets do #amporaposting sometime howw about that
#MOTHERSDAY. MOTHER GRUB DAY. FEMININE CARETAKER APPRECIATION DAY. ALL-LUSUS DAY. JADEBLOOD APPRECIATION DAY. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, WHATEVER MOLDY CORNER OF PARADOX SPACE YOUR VERNACULAR COMES FROM, THE THROUGH-LINE IS OBVIOUS ENOUGH TO ANYONE WITH HALF A SPONGE CELL. WE GET IT. TONIGHT IS A NIGHT TO GET OFF THE LOUNGEPLANK AND THANK SOME MISBEGOTTEN ENTITY IN YOUR LIFE'S HISTORY FOR BEING THE REASON YOU AREN'T A *COMPLETE* FUCK-UP, OR A FLAKING SMEAR ON THE GROUND. AND NOT JUST THE LUSUS-EQUIVALENT THAT KEPT YOUR SORRY SEEDFLAP FROM BEING SQUASHED INTO PASTE. THE ONE, IF ANY, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT MAYBE THERE WAS MORE TO THE WHOLE SPECTRUM OF TROLL EMOTION THAN HATE AND FEAR. SOMEONE WHOSE METHOD OF REARING YOU HAD SOME FLEETING, THERMODYNAMIC SPECK OF *WARMTH* TO IT. I'M TALKING ABOUT *NURTURE* OVER NATURE. I CHOOSE TO EXTRAPOLATE THAT IF THERE'S ANY DISTINCTION TO BE MADE ABOUT THIS DAY AND ITS INTENDED FOCUS-FIRED TARGET, THIS IS A DAY TO THANK SOMEONE WHO TOOK YOU IN AND SHOWED YOU SOME KIND OF MEANINGFUL KINDNESS WHEN THEY MOST CERTAINLY DIDN'T FUCKING NEED TO. AND DESPITE MY RESERVATIONS ABOUT OPENING A VEIN ON MAIN AND JUST BLEEDING MY STUPID, ACHING PUSHER ALL OVER THE FLOOR WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, I THINK THAT THIS KIND OF SENTIMENT DOES, IN FACT, MATTER. SIGH. I AM GOING TO HATE MYSELF SO MUCH MORE FOR THIS. JUST SKIP THIS CHITT IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND HAVEN'T ALREADY. MY LUSUS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG TIME, NOW. SURE. FINE. WHATEVER. I BARELY THOUGHT ABOUT IT UNTIL THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN COOLSCAR SHOWED OFF THE CRAB LUSII HE TAKES CARE OF ON BEFORUS. BUT DESPITE WHAT AN ORNERY BOTTOMFEEDER HE WAS, HE STILL MADE ROOM FOR ME. AT THE TIME, I THOUGHT THAT WAS ENOUGH. THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE I THINK I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOWED *HIM* HOW TO STOP HIS INCENSED SCUTTLING FOR A MOMENT AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT WITH A FROZEN ROE CUBE AND A MOMENT OF PEACE. MAYBE HE DID MORE OF THE PROTECTING, AND I DID MORE OF THE NURTURING. WHICH LEADS ME TO WONDER WHERE I GOT IT FROM, IF IT WASN'T FROM HIM. IT'S NO SECRET THAT I DO, IN FACT, GIVE SEVERAL FLYING FUCKS ABOUT THE MAD AND SAD WORLD OF CINEMA. AND I THINK A PART OF THAT IS BECAUSE I WAS RAISED BY MOVIES MORE THAN MY OWN LUSUS, IN SOME WAYS. I MIGHT AS WELL BE THANKING TROLL LORELEI GILMORE OR TROLL PEG BOGGS. IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC TO ADMIT, BUT I THINK I STILL FOUND EXAMPLES OF WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT JUST BY WATCHING HOW IT *COULD* BE DONE. AND LATER ON, WHEN I HAD THE GOOD GRACE TO SEE MY HOME PLANET GET PELTED WITH METEORS AND HUCKED INTO THE INCIPISPHERE WITH A BUNCH OF BICKERING JABBERMAWS TO GO ON THE BIGGEST FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE MISADVENTURE EVER TO HURL ME ONTO ANOTHER PLANET, I'LL ADMIT THAT I ALSO HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD TEACHERS. KANAYA, FOR ONE. I FEEL LIKE I'M LEARNING FROM HER EVERY DAY, TRYING TO INTERNALIZE SOME SHEDDING FLAKE OF THE SHEER, INTUITIVE VIRTUOSITY WITH WHICH SHE NURTURES LITERALLY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING GRUBS. INSUFFERABLE AS I FIND MOST OF THE BEFORANS I'VE MET, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT SOME OF THEM KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT WHAT A KINDER, LESS CULL-OR-BE-CULLED WORLD MIGHT LOOK LIKE. AND EVEN SOME OF THE HUMANS, NOW AND AGAIN, WITH THEIR REVOLTING METHOD OF SPAWNING THEIR OWN FLESHY, PINK BLOBLINGS DIRECTLY FROM THEIR BODIES, LEAVE ME WONDERING HOW DIFFERENT IT IS TO REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A LIFE YOU'RE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR. SO DESPITE THIS EXHAUSTINGLY LONG TIRADE AND MY NEEDLESSLY CONVOLUTED JUSTIFICATION FOR WHY I'M STRETCHING TODAY'S PREMISE LIKE A SPLINTERING VERTEBRATE ON A TORTURE RACK, I'M PERSONALLY DEDICATING TODAY TO THEM. TO ALL OF THEM. THE CRABDADS AND THE GILMORES AND THE KANAYAS AND THE GROSS, FLESHY, MINIATURE HUMAN SPAWNERS. WHATEVER THEY WERE, THEY WEREN'T JUST THE ONES WHO BEAT DANGER AWAY WITH A STICK. THEY WERE THE ONES WHO TAUGHT ME SOMETHING. AND GOD FUCKING FORBID, IF I SHOULD EVER FIND MYSELF IN THE UNSPEAKABLY MORTIFYING SCENARIO WHERE I EITHER ECTO-CLONE A BUNCH OF WRITHING GRUBS INTO EXISTENCE AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME, OR SOME DERANGED MAD SCIENTORTURER SCRAPES MY CELLS WHILE I'M SLEEPING AND MAKES SOME FREAKISH, PETITE-HORNED ABOMINATION, THEN, WELL. I HOPE THAT I'VE LEARNED ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT WELL. MAYBE SOME OF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY. SO, WITH ONE FINAL PUMP-PALPITATING, RETCH-INDUCING SHOW OF EMPHASIS AND IN THE SHORTEST, UNFUSSIEST HUMAN PARLANCE, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. SITTING IN THE PARK, I CAREFULLY REMARK "EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN YOU'RE LEARNING" YOU WERE IN THE DARK, I WAS IN THE DARK EVERYTHING IS MADE TO KEEP ON TURNING IT'S JUST YOU AND ME DIVINE, A CIRCULAR DESIGN (DO DO-DO DO-DO) TIME AND PLACE IN MIND POINTS ALONG A LINE (DO DO-DO DO-DO) YOU AND ME RETURN TO BE IN ORBIT ALL THE TIME YOU TURN AWAY AND AROUND I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN, I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/70IXQPO3KJR0CJTUQE3UMI?SI=D246E182B4D14A4A #LYRICPOSTING
(⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) Well at least someone has seen a positive side to it!
they !! want !! you !!
Girl you made bri¢k$ of ¢har¢oal, put that $$$hit on the grill, HA!
↘️i understand what a chud is.↘️ ↗️COOL↗️ ↘️honorable↘️ ↗️UNIQUE↗️ ↘️deskworker.↘️ ↗️SO YES.↗️ ↘️i am a chud.↘️
pass but please dont hurt me ive heard stories about you
really? i wasn't expecting that from yoU. :U appreciated nonetheless!
:33< ;33c
ur secret is safe with me
aw. thank you! :)
u know what sure id get down with another clown #nsfw
(^･ω･^) < ANOTHER WIN FOR ME YET AGAIN!!! #WINNING
no offense to you personally because you seem chill at a glance, but i have had bad experiences with other gamzees… pass, at least until i can get to know you better!
u an karkat bein cowards huh lmao
n0w what was i talking ab0ut bef0re that? s0llux and karkat kissing i believe?
Did you know the doomed timeline versions of yourself are free? It’s true! They make very lovely body doubles!
I'm seeing a lot of trolls out here missing their lusus, and since I was scrolling on my palmhusk of course mine saw and she wants to tell you guys that if you don't have one currently she says she cares about you and wants you to eat and drink something -🐎
I REMEMBER HIM FONDLY. I JUST MISS HIM AND. FUCKING... I WANT THE DAMN GUY BACK...
WOW, YOU GREEDY BASTARDS, ANOTHER REVIEW WITHIN 24 HOURS? THE MUCH AWAITED (WELL, QUESTIONABLY MUCH AWAITED) WARM BODIES REVIEW IS NOW UPON US. FEAST YOUR GANDERBULBS, AS MY OWN HAVE, UNFORTUNATELY, STARVED BY WATCHING THIS CHEAP SHOT OF A MOVIE. SORRY, @TWINAMNESIAS . I REALLY *WANTED* TO LIKE THIS, AND IT TRULY PAINS MY PUMP BISCUIT TO KNOW THAT YOU’VE GIVEN UP ONE OF YOUR TWO LIVES FOR THE SAKE OF THE BET, BUT I KNOW WHERE I STAND— AND THAT IS THAT A RIPE BUNCH OF BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLES MADE THIS MOVIE AND LET BOTH OF US DOWN. TRULY, MY APOLOGIES ON THEIR BEHALF. LET’S CUT TO THE CHASE AND CALL OUT WARM BODIES FOR WHAT IT IS: JUST ANOTHER UNDERDONE ALLEGORY FOR ROMEO AND JULIET. IT’S AN INSULT ON MY INTELLIGENCE THAT IT’S *THIS* OBVIOUS FROM THE JUMP. I MEAN COME ON: “R”? “JULIE”???? IF YOU DIDN’T CLOCK THAT BY THE FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES, YOU'RE EITHER BEING REALLY PERSISTENT WITH THIS TRANSPARENT RUSE, OR YOU REALLY ARE JUST THAT SAD AND INCOMPETENT. NOT TO EVEN FUCKING MENTION THE BALCONY SCENE. TALK ABOUT ON THE SNIFF NUB. FAR TOO OBVIOUS, IT’S LIKE THEY THINK OUR SPONGES DON’T WORK. IT’S BEEN DONE TO DEATH SO MANY FUCKING TIMES, AND THE ZOMBIE SCHTICK ISN’T ENOUGH TO PULL THE VICTIMS FROM THE CAR CRASH. SURE, IT’S GOT ITS CUTE MOMENTS AND ALL, I’LL THROW YOU A BONE. BUT THE SWEET STUFF JUST DOESN’T PLUG UP ALL OF THE PLOT HOLES. NOT TO MENTION, THE HORROR ELEMENT WAS JUST ABHORRENT. IT’S NOT LIKE JENNIFER’S BODY WHERE IT’S *MEANT* TO BE A KITSCH SLASHER, THE CHARACTERS ACTING TO THE VIEWER AS DESERVING OF PITY OR HATE. IT’S JUST DONE BADLY INSTEAD, AND THE MECHANICS OF HOW THE ZOMBIES ACTUALLY WORK JUST DON’T MAKE SENSE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, R DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HIS OWN NAME, BUT HE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT PEOPLE’S OLD OCCUPATIONS WERE BEFORE THEY TURNED? AND *OH YEAH*, SURE, LET’S USE VALUABLE RESOURCES IN AN APOCALYPSE TO PLAY A GENERIC MESSAGE TO RESOURCE HUNTERS OVER A GODDAMN JUMBOTRON INSTEAD OF JUST SPITTING IT OUT IN PERSON. THAT WILL WORK JUST GREAT. I THINK THEY NEEDED TO PICK A LANE, BASICALLY. EITHER GO THE DRAMATIC ROUTE AND MAKE IT ACTUALLY TERRIFYING AND HIGH STAKES, OR LOOK CAMP RIGHT IN THE EYE. YOU CAN’T TRY BOTH; OR IN THIS CASE, ONLY SUCCEED AT DOING A SECRET THIRD THING THAT JUST FELT A LITTLE MUSHY AND HALF-BAKED. THAT BEING SAID. NICHOLAS HOULT LOOKS GOOD, EVEN THOUGH HIS AMERICAN ACCENT NEEDS SERIOUS WORK. THREE STARS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/F509DF3C2A18.JPG
I MAY HAVE SUBTLY HINTED AT WHAT MY NEXT REVIEW IS GOING TO BE IN MY LAST POST. WINK FUCKING WONK.
I WAS WONDERING WHY IT'S BEEN ALL QUIET ON THE CROCKER FRONT TODAY. I SEE IT'S MOTHERS DAY. YEAH. THAT MAKES SENSE. ASKED AND ANSWERED. EVERY YEAR ON THIS EXACT SAME "HOLIDAY" SHE SITS IN HER OFFICE ALL DAY, NOT ANSWERING CALLS OR MAKING PUBLIC APPEARANCES. OUR MAN ON THE INSIDE SAYS HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE HE;LL HAPPENS IN THERE AND FRANKLY IF YOU COULD FIND ME A FUCK TO GIVE I WOULD TELL YOU TO PUT IT BACK. ALL THIS DAY MEANS TO ME IS WE GET A FULL 15 HOURS TO MAKE OUR MOVES BEFORE SHE CAN RETALIATE. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, BETTY. ENJOY CLEANING UP THE RUBBLE OF DRONE FACTORY FA-1CC.
unf0rtunately the shit about having tw0 love y0urself in order t0 love an0ther is true for m0re practical and less sappy prose reas0ns.
what if they dislike y0ur false self? what if they w0uld l0ve y0ur true self if y0u 0nly sh0wed it t0 them?
TH1S 1S M3. HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/203842C14182.PNG #NSFW
essentially what im trying t0 say is the w0rst thing y0u can be is ashamed 0f wh0 y0u are and if y0u spend y0ur life hiding wh0 y0u really are y0u will never be able t0 be f0und by the pe0ple wh0 want t0 l0ve y0ur true self
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i dont talk to some of the alts of my friends cause theyre just as insufferable, if not more so, vwhen they attempt to argue vwith me A8OUT ME? i didnt get strong-armed into therapy for this to havwe the same argument once a fucking vweek because one of a dozen vwants to make svweeping assumptions about me.
4chan is dead and im not real
LOL IMAGINE GETTING FLUSHED THEN REJECTED ONCE AND CRASHING OUT SO HARD YOU HAVE TO GO WANDERING THR NOTEARTH ABOUT IT NCUGHGHBFBFJVFJV ROFL COULDN'T BE ME BABE I AIN'T LEAVING THIS HIVE
:33< clowns are always cute instant cutie!!!
… DAMN THIS MAKES ME MISS YOU MORE.. FUCK.
II keep 2eeiing the 2ame po2t2 over and over agaiin, why ii2 chiittr 2o horny?! IIn ca2e you have faiiled two notiice:
LISTEN HERE YOU TALL MOTHERFUCKER. SHUSH I AM HAVING ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITH DAVE AND JOHN. SO NO. SHUSH.
Th★nk you for the words of encour★gement.
SO HELP ME IF YOU DON’T STOP I WILL SPRAY YOU WITH A SPRAY BOTTLE IF YOU DON’T STOP. I KNOW WHAT I SAID AND I CAN’T BE BLAMED BUT I REALLY DON’T NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT MORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE.
I BET YOU ARE. IF THE TIMELINES START MERGING AND WE END UP MEETING WOULD YOU HELP ME OUT IF NEED BE?
ONLY BECAUSE I WAS PRESSURED INTO IT. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHEN DAVE REALLY WANTS SOMETHING HE’S A DETERMINED LITTLE BRAT ABOUT IT. @TURNAROUNDGODTECH
I HOPE FUCKING NOT. I’VE BUILT A NICE LIFE HERE AND REALLY DON’T HAVE THE MENTAL ENERGY TO DEAL WITH A APOCALYPSE.
maybe a bit
between your natural height and casual nature it's hot that i can't tell what you're thinking ever
writing 2013 plugg beats that make the whole crib start sobbing uncontrollably
D --> Hi, I'm Equius D --> You may know me from tumblr D --> I have ascended to godtier and now live on a version of Earth with one of my matesprits D --> I spend my time smithing/engineering and hunting down monsters D --> I use my god powers to void away my sweat D --> And I am very buff but I am generally ok at controlling it now D --> That really about sums me up I think D --> I will post a normal selfie this time #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
D --> The nice thing about my biceps is they are very versatile D --> One moment they are e%cellent, soft pillows for when I am holding my girls D --> The ne%t they are firm and STRONG, and if you wish to imagine glistening with a slight sheen of sweat, as I hammer metal into place
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🐾ho boy, that's a lotta kUlt! (for me, at least...) wheN i'd startiNg kickiN' aboUt here with my silly lil' jokes i hadN't exPected so maNy folks to eNjoy what i do! ehehe. aNd almost 40 followers? that's more thaN my gig crowd! i gotta PlaN somethiNg good for 10k... bUt golly, i jUst dUNNo what! hehe,
pressure makes diam0nds.
buT The unknown is one Those shiuld embrace, in The sense ThaT They may be enlighTened wiTh The comforT of knowing ThaT you'll never know The True mirTh of iT all.
whaT a sighT TonighT, i have been blessed wiTh such beauTy in The sky. nobody appreciaTes The beauTy of our biTchin' universe These days. These lamb i cull don'T seem To appreciaTe life enough unTil Their end comes sadly. hmn.