Gamzee Makara
@capriciousWardog
Just chilling, lots of downtime Did everything wrong before, doubt there's any making up for it ♦: taken ♥︎♠♣: (not looking)
ivve lost track a time i dont knoww howw long ivve been lyin in wwait for gam i can hear his jester bells in the distance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f92b4d705aff.png
wAiT BrOtHeR ArE YoU FuCkInG HeRe?!?!? AnSwEr mY @'S MoThErFuCkEr i'm sTaRvInG GoT Me wAlKiN ArOuNd tHiS PlAcE, bUrNiNg mY BuLbS
NEWWSFLASH ASSHOLE IVVE BEEN HERE THE ENTIRE CODDAMN TIME
oK ... BuT LiKe wHy aRe yOu bEiN A FrEaK?! We cOuLdA BeEn hAnGiNg oUt??
RELATIONSHIP STATUS UPDATE: ❤️: @GHOSTLYBIOLOGY & @TURNAROUNDGODTECH (ENGAGED 06/17) ♦️: @CAPRICIOUSWARDOG ♠️: UNFILLED. ♣️: UNFILLED.
MORE LIKE I DON’T WANT YOU TWO HAVING A FIGHT OUT IN THIS CHIT.. AND MAYBE? ALSO IT’S ERIDAN..THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING UP WITH THEM.
nAh mAn, I DoN'T FiGhT (o: DiRk's ..... uUuH I WaS GoNnA SaY LeVeL HeAd oR WhAtEvEr bUt tHaT'S A LiE. bOtH ThEm mOtHeRfUcKeRs pAsSiOnAtE. tHaT NiCe? YeAh .... YeEeEeAh. BuT He cOmPeLs a mOtHeRfUcKeR WiTh tHe lIkE PaN WoRmS He's gOt, Ya kNoW?
CLOSE ENOUGH. REALLY GAM..? THE PAN WORMS WHAT GOT YOU? RIIIGHT. AND I’M THE EMPRESS. .. SORRY THAT CAME OFF MEAN. I SUPPORT YOUR ENDEAVORS TO FINDING ERIDAN AND HOPE HE DOESN’T PULL SOME JACKASS THING LIKE CERTAIN ERIDANS I KNOW.
hE MaKeS Me lAuGh mAn (O: i lIkE ThAt a lOt, ThE WoRmS Be wHiSpErInG To hIm. NaH It dIdN'T HoNk hOnK. wHaT KiNdA JaCkAsS ThInG YoU ReFeRrInG ToO? hE'S PuLlEd a lOtTa sHiT. aNd lIkE JuSt bEtWeEn yOu n mE PaLeBrO, tHiS ErI WaS FeElInG A LiL ToO UnToUcHaBlE So tHe hIvE ViSiT To rEmInD HiM He aIn't (O: bOuT SeNdInG A MeSsAgE, tRuSt.
ANYTHING. THE CULLING, THE NOT LISTENING TO PEOPLE,ETC. AND I SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING NOW. JUST MAKE SURE YOU FIND A WAY OUT.
fAiR, rEaL FaIr. PrOmIsE I'Ll bE SoRtA CaReFuL, bEeN HeRe lIkE AlL DaY WiTh nO IsSuE. yEaH MaN (o: ThE DuMb cLoWn sHiT AiN'T ReAlLy mE, rAiL CaN'T Be fAlLiN FoR My gAmE ToO! i'lL MaKe oNe iF I CaN'T LiKe fInD OnE (o:
I KNOW YOU’RE NOT DUMB. BUT I ALSO KNOW YOUR ATTENTION TO DETAIL CAN BE OFF SOMETIMES. AND IF YOU’VE BEEN THERE ALL DAY I’M BETTING YOU’RE GETTING TIRED. I’M MORE SO SAYING KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON EVERYTHING AND DON’T LET YOUR GAURD DOWN. <> DON’T WANT HIM SNEAKING UP ON YOU FROM BEHIND OR SOMETHING.
cAuSe nOt tHaT MaNy tHiNgS CaN HuRt mE Fr mAn (O: mM LiL BiT YeAh, hE'S GoT 40 sLaBrOoMs oR SoMeThIn, I CaN CrAsH In oNe. I WiLl lIkE KeEp iT Up fOr yOu yOu pAlEbRo <>
YOU BETTER. YOU KNOW I JUST WANT YOU SAFE. YOU’RE MY MOIRAIL AND I GIVE A SHIT. ALSO DID YOU EAT TODAY? I MEAN REAL FOOD NOT JUST LIKE A NUTRITION BAR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
hOnK HoNk (O: i'm yEr mOiRaIl hOnKhOnK (o: yEaH, dOiNg tHaT NoW WaS A FuCkInG LiGhTmArE FiNdInG ThE FuCkInG FoOd bLoCk. StUfFiNg mY NuTrI HoLe nOw!
i hAtE ThIs mOtHeRfUcKeR MoRe aNd mOrE LiKe wHy dOeS It hAvE ChUrCh aSs wInDoWs? WhAtEvEr. I WoN'T FuCkInG StArVe, AlL ThAt mAtTeR. (O:
* i hope the food is like. good. and not some bullshit
bEeN NoRmAl sO FaR, dIdN'T SeE AnY CoOkS Or nOtHiNg sO JuSt hElPiNg mYsElF. nOt eVeN SuRe iF He's sTiLl lUrKiNg fOrReAl ... oR If hE EvEr wAs. WhO KnOwS WiTh tHaT GuY.
iF I GoTtA WaLk dOwN OnE MoRe lOnG AsS FuCkInG HaLlWaY!! @CaLiGuLaAsCeNdIt yOu a sHiTtY AsS HoSt fR. iF YeR HeRe mOtHeRfUcKeR ImMa kIcK YeR FuCkInG AsS AfTeR I EaT!
bEeN HeRe aLmOsT AlL DaY, lIkE SoMe oF ThAt wAs wAtChInG A MoViE BuT HoLy sHiT It's sO FuCkInG BiG! hIs lOnElY AsS DoN'T EvEn nEeD AlL ThIs?!
yEaAh aNd i tHiNk tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR Is hIdInG FrOm mE, lUrKiNg iNsTeAd oF BeInG KiNdA NoRmAl. MeSsIaH'S FoRbId i sTaRvE In tHiS PlAcE!
i fUcKiNg wIsH He wAs a lIl sIlLy, WoUlD Be mOrE FuN )o:
aY Yo @CaLiGuLaAsCeNdIt wHeRe's yEr fUcKiNg fOoD BlOcK MaN? yOu gOt lIkE LaNdMaRkS Or sOmEtHiNg iN ThIs sHiT?
yE (o: He's mY FaVoRiTe cAuSe hE LiKe fUcKiNg sUcKs sO MuCh. ?? bRo wHy wErE YoU HeRe? ThIs mOtHeRfUcKeR Is lOuD AnD FuCkInG PrOuD InVeNtInG NeW SlUrS FoR FuN. bUt tHaNkS, nO IdEa wHiCh fLoOr i'm oN BuT I'Ll hEaD BaCk dOwN? wHo kNoWs.
yEa iT'S BeEn a mOtHeRfUcKiN JoUrNeY, wOuLdN'T ReCoMmEnD )o: EvErYtHiNg's sO FuCkInG GaUdY LiKe wE GeT It yEr rIcH, hOw mAnY PaInTiN'S Of aNgEl's dO Ya nEeD SmDh. WhErE ThE FuCk dO I TaKe a pIsS In hErE?? WhErE ThE AbLuTiOn bLoCk eRiDaN!?
I KNOW HE'S THE FUCKING WORST !! !! !! !! we're acquaintances, I guess. I forced him to pose for a selfie somewhere on my feed, it was like over a perigee ago though. he sometimes harasses one of my violet8lood friends like a gross freaker
yEa tHaT SoUnDs lIkE HiM, nO IdEa hOw yOu fOrCeD HiM To dO AnYtHiNg, ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR Is sO StUbBoRn. I AsSuMe tHiS A LaDy? SmH AlL ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR Do iS ChAsE LaDy's aNd wHiNe bOuT NoT HaViNg oNe. Oh aNd bE A FuCkIn hAtEr
EXACTLY !! !! uguhuguh he drives me INSANE. this is my friend, Amorei !! she's...unfortunately haunted 8y him https://chittr.ing/profile/trueheartedCastaway/4de118dc-d307-43f8-9e85-1333e270df73
i wAnNa bEaT On hIm jUsT A LiL )o: BuT I ThInK He's rUnNiN FrOm mE? dUdE ReFuSeS To lEt mE HaTeMaNcE HiM EvEn tHo tHaT ShIt iS ClEaRlY FuCkInG PoWeRfUl bEtWeEn uS. OoF MoRe hAuNtEd tHaN ThE OtHeR LaDiEs hErE? hAtE ThAt hE'S CaLlInG HiMsElF YoUnG DaDdY WhEn tHe fUcK WaS ThIs?? i wAnNa hIt hIm sO BaD, hE'S SuCh a lIl fReAk.
he's such a wimp ໒( = ᴥ =)ʋ get his ass honestly AND I KNOW RIGHT ?? EUUUGHGHGH !! !! HE DMS US RANDOMLY ON DISCLAW !!
mAyBe, I KnOw tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR DaNgErOuS WhEn hE WaNnA Be jUsT LiKe eVeRyThInG ElSe iS ... I CaN'T ThInK Of oNe oF HiS 10 cAeGeR WoRdS To dEsCrIbE ThE PrObLeMs hE GoT BuT It's eNoUgH To fIlL ThIs fUcKiN HiVe hE GoT. hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk pLsSsS YoU GoTtA TeLl mE WhAt hE Be sAyIn! He oN HiS KnEeS BeGgIn?
he so is, it's insane. next time he comes into our chat to say wild shit to Amorei, I'll screenshot it for you
tHaNkS! tHaT MoThErFuCkEr aLwAyS GoT Me lAuGhInG AnD HoNkInG WiTh tHe dUmB ShIt hE CoMeS Up wItH. lAuGhInG NoW ThInKiNg bOuT HiS AsS TyPiNg wObBlE MeAt wItH A StRaIgHt fUcKiNg sPoNgE. i gOtTa bEaT SoMe sEnSe iNtO HiM Fr fR.
gOt lIkE FuCkInG DiStRaCtEd lOoKiNg fOr tHe kItChEn. No iDeA WhY He nEeDs aLl tHeSe fUcKiNg cHaIrS. tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR DoN'T GoT FrIeNdS )o: HaD A NiCe lIl fUcKiNg sIt dOwN, wAtChEd sOmE FuCkInG ShReK (o:
AYOOO THAT PLACE IS FIRE !! !! !!
tHiS ThE OnLy gOoD ShIt i fOuNd )O: iT'S A LoTtA FuCkInG WaLkInG AnD SqUiNtIn cAuSe iT'S So fUcKiNg bRiGhT In hErE
where are you ??
eRiDaN'S HiVe, WaLkInG ArOuNd, BrEaKiNg sHiT. yA KnOw tHe hAtEmAnCiNg sHiT
pfffftt, he has an entire THEATRE in his hive ?? high8loods really do just 8e doing anything !!
cAmE In tHrOuGh tHe bOoK StOrE AsS LiBrArY He hAs. WaS LoSt iN ThAt sHiT FoR HaLf aN HoUr. No iDeA HoW ImMa fInD My wAy bAcK Fr. DoN'T EvEn tHiNk tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR UsEs iT TbH
should have left grainloaf crum8s for yourself or something !! if all else fails, just put your prong on one wall and follow it all the way through like a real maze !! eventually you'll have to find an exit
hAvEn't fOuNd tHe fUcKiNg fOoD BlOcK )o: WoUlDa bOuGhT SnAcKs iF I KnEw iT WaS ThIs bIg ... sHiT BrOtHa wHeRe wErE YoU FoUr hOuRs aGo i sHoUlDa dOnE ThAt sHiT FrOm tHe gEt. BeEn bReAkInG ShIt bUt nO TeLlInG WhIcH WaY I CaMe fRoM
fuuuuuuck...it's fine you'll make it out !! I have full faith
aW ThAnKs mAn (O: