dave 🍎
@turntableGodhead
mun is 21, muse is 18 // he/him // no sburb au profile and post art is all by me @broStrider#9635 is my goat
back in my day, i used to be pretty cool. now im just gay and offputting and dizzy all the time.
i still think youre pretty cool i guess sorta dont let this go to your head though
cant hardly stand up on my own anymore but using my cane feels way too damn humbling.
you laughing at me for getting a cane was the thing to set this all off bro you gotta give in and let the universe finish what was started
fym you dont like youre welcome from heathers fym you like blue better FYM
dave im gonna be so fr with you cause youre me and i value myself i like both of the songs i just like youre welcome more cause it fits way better with the musical
thats understandable and also respectable i think im probably blinded by nostalgia but also blue bangs so fucking hard that i cant possibly live in a world without it
5am. eating orange slices and a banana. hearts pounding. beautiful pots morning.
and you finished the whole thing which is dope proud of you bro <3
told him i was taking a picture and he did whatever the fuck this is https://i.postimg.cc/PJZkJCwd/smile-for-da-gram.png
HE'S GRIPPIN YOU 😭 FOR WHAT PURPOSE
he has a habit of grabbing me with as much force as possible but i think he just has a really strong arm
damn the trolls r goin crazy ovr this pailin season rn #nsfw
offering him something actually edible if he can do a sick backflip. parenting.
i do the sickest backflips anyone has ever seen kickflips too tony hawk is shaking in his goddamn sneakers every time my name gets mentioned
need some kind of rule set in place to forget everything said in this time frame so i dont get my teeth knocked out for saying stupid shit that isnt even true
cuz like obviously its all a joke im cool with whatever happens and id do something about it if i wasnt but its also not even bad like were just fucking around no one understands irony anymore
nah like a rule so you cant do it after you get better all just jokes all in good fun man nobody believes the poorly constructed pleas for help anyways and if they do then theyre just falling for the troll
I don't know if I can keep pitying your posts, Dave. It would be easier if you weren't being so pitiful. I'll continue to refresh your homosexually inclined man-blog and gently weep into a rag for now. The humanity.
oh yeah im the most pitiful man alive if i were in a wimp-off competition with michael cera and tom holland i would for sure come out as the winner and champion of all wimpkind
this is some sort of divine punishment for being an awful brother.
depends how awful we talkin here
pretty fucking awful B( ... nah im just kidding hes so chill like the most chill bro ever like i honestly couldnt ask for a better one hahahaha haha ha
please god if youre real and you love me let this be a wake up call for him to give up the violent grind
i want to say something but im worried my condition will worsen via your prayer.
i guess you gotta start being super nice to me or youll never get better
at a point in my agony where im considering making ammends with dave. might need to call a doctor sooner than i thought.
fuck thats not a good sign at all we have to hit up the emergency room before you keel over and die
getting up on my tiptoes like a ballerina and spinning around after getting a microdose of validation and appreciation
a million daves on this damn platform.
yeah but you have a favorite dont you? or least favorite? i cant tell which would be more fitting theres a correct answer by the way
X Hhhhhh want beese churger x
maybe if you close your eyes and open your mouth a churger will appear in it through sheer fucking willpower and determination
can i be excused for being an insufferable homo? im ill. have pity.
pities you and makes you feel really inferior and small
im in a haze and i liked this by accident. disregard my appreciation. it wasnt meant for you.
you have to be nice to me or im gonna spit in your soup before i feed it to you
noted. not taking any soup you offer me. ill drag myself to the kitchen if i have to.
im sorry i take it back i didnt mean that im sorry please forget i said that