dave 🍎
@turntableGodhead
coolest guy on this website by a long shot, no competition follow my bro @broStrider#9635 mun is 21, muse is 18 // he/him // no sburb au profile and post art is all by me
kesha is playing so loud in the other room i cant even hear myself think this sucks
quit being a baby.
nope im sucking on my thumb and crying
climbing on top of my boyfriend and waiting for him to whine about being smothered. highlights of my days now.
im gonna piss in your shoes
trying to come up with ideas on how to make more i dunno unique looking smuppets these things sell a weird amount and i could turn this into some real build-a-bear shit if i started making them little clothes freaks will buy anything but especially something customized to be even more weird
just don’t overdo it. you could ruin the charm by adding too much. personally think their lack of clothes is part of it too.
oh yeah for sure im not gonna go adding a billion shitty cheapo accessories to pander to just about every potential perv but i think some people would enjoy a tiny pair of smuppet panties or socks oh man theres a lot of sock people out there #nsfw
Nother art request “A sensually looking smuppet” okay so a normal smuppet. Got it boss #nsfw https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_1464.jpeg
oh my fucking god i love it this is amazing
WHAT IS A DOUGIE.
the hardest fucking move of all time sir you should learn how to do it so you can impress that lady friend of yours
ok no i have an actual problem now wait hang on uhhh
what happened now?
dude i need you to juju on that beat really fast
oh yeah. you think that shits real funny dont you. https://i.postimg.cc/J7Hdxn7c/image.png
oh fuck you its only funny when i do this shit
lmao haha.
you are so annoying
Anyone got #nsfw art requests 4 little ol me? I wanna practice an warm up more lmao. mostly big on guys pref wise but we fw everyone here so go crazy freaks. It'd be a blast (similar to what a "canon" would make) to draw more "celebs" we all happen to know ;) But I draw not as canon (so to speak) freaks too. like you.
a really really really sensual looking smuppet
this dude and his fuckin dougie. all the damn time.
I had that coming to me. Serves me right for trying to be a good person.
all my bitches love me you aint fuckin with my dougie
no no you made me very happy today thank you
teach you how to dougie, strung up from your ankles.
woah hey what the hell that is not how you dougie bro
dear fucking god can somebody please help me im seriously freaking out
no.
please bro its serious im losing my mind
quit being a baby.
What can I do for you?
no dude im being for real i need someone to help me with something its dead serious
thank god finally someone can you please for the love of christ teach me how to dougie?
me and bae gonna continue wwatching angry bird probably
just the one bird?
i need better comic ideas i feel like im running pretty dry here maybe i need to add a new character
You make comics huh, Squeak? Where can I read them, Squeak?
well its only two right now for my new series just look up #smuppetdougandfuzzball on here and you should see my fucking masterpieces bro
been in bed all fucking night was supposed to hang with john but i broke my leg and i was too embarrassed to text him back hes probably gonna see this though so whatever hi john i hurt all over
okay yes i am a bit mad at you and also i was right about you getting your ass kicked but also also what!?!? are you okay!? D:
haha sorry uhh no i feel like i have some kind of internal bleeding i dont know
i think you should call 911 and go to the hospital and also describe in detail what happened and maybe mention the cameras which probably filmed the entire thing and if we are lucky he will get turned into someone's jail girlfriend in due time. just assuming he who shall not be named is the one who did this to you here. #violence
oh nah dude that would be too much the mentioning cameras thing and not the jail girlfriend thing i mean we were on the roof and thats the one place we dont have any stuff set up for weird questionable filming ill be fine i think
snitches get stitches bro which i might actually need for a few gashes on my face so maybe uhhh snitches are bitches bro