dave 🍎
@turntableGodhead
coolest guy on this website by a long shot, no competition follow my bro @broStrider#9635 mun is 21, muse is 18 // he/him // no sburb au profile and post art is all by me
#davetruths john is my boyfriend and he is nice
#davereplies hi johnny
is this a john fact
obligatory chittr post to prove that im alive or whatever
this doesn’t prove anything.
we gonna party like its 3012 tonight i wanna show you all the finer things in life
so just forget about the world we young tonight im coming for ya im coming for yaaaa
send nudes. #nsfw #incest
cause all i need is a beauty and a beat who can make my life complete
in time ink lines bitches couldnt get on my incline world tours its mine ten little letters on a big sign justin bieber you know ima hit em with the ether buns out wiener but i gotta keep an eye out for selener
Wasn't Selena Gomez like, 19 when this song came out? A bit embarrassing to have beef with someone half your age, even if it's faux beef for the song's sake.
yeah shes always been a bit of an oddball but no one wanted to admit it cuz of her wicked flow or whatever a lot of celebrities are real nutjobs
you will never fucking guess what i found in our storage thingy @ectoBiologies
oh dude!! i'd say that is super sweet (and it is) but considering it's been in your apartment for who knows how long it is probably contaminated or something.
nah man not even in our apartment found this baby in our self storage vault of nightmares bro told me to come down here and look around for some old junk he wanted i dunno but i found this like all the way in the back i was supposed to give it to you a long ass time ago but he tossed it in here without telling me its kinda dusty but it looks fine to me
oh man, that's super sweet! i've been meaning to ask if you wanted to stop by anyway since i have been basically doing nothing for the past few days. maybe you could bring it with you!
fosho dude i gotta give you your ancient ass way too late gift maybe we could go get lunch or something too?
I FUCKING HATE JEANS. YES, I AM COMPLAINING. IT IS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND JEANS THAT FIT MY HIPS AND THIGHS PROPERLY. THEY'RE ALWAYS TOO TIGHT.
walk around naked in the woods and live like an animal instead
OR! GET THIS-- I COULD WEAR SWEATPANTS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
ok but you would miss out on the fun of being a naked beast
you do it to yourself or whatever not to be self pitying but man im really shitty another point towards probably needing to get medicated so i can function like a real person and not unknowingly destroy all my relationships with people i care about cuz im so clocked out all the time hahaha
Acknowledgements a step toward improvement! Youll be alright.
hell yeah bro all we can do is move forward and shit
im bored lets obliterate the twink population
yOu lIkE InClUdEd?
what hey no i am not a twink im something else entirely
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i dunno man it depends
[TEXT|SPEECH]:II bet )=(umans look mad ugly.
youd be right
Is it common chittr etiquette to demand a man post photos of himself or am i currently being harassed?
its mad normal bro dont worry its how we greet each other around here
Youre incriminating yourself here davey. The replies dont seem to be in your favor.
davey? mmh no man theyre just joking around cuz they dont want us to be friends think i might outshine you with my popularity or something but im a trustworthy guy jake
Ill have to pass on your offer for now but i do commend your enthusiasm. Maybe if youre persistent enough ill have a change of heart.
maaaaan fuck all these bozos for messing up my shot im not done yet though so watch out english
Try aiming with less shaky hands next time and you might hit the target.
not very good with guns bro its not my style might have to teach me a few tricks