dave 🍎
@turntableGodhead
coolest guy on this website by a long shot, no competition follow my bro @broStrider#9635 mun is 21, muse is 18 // he/him // no sburb au profile and post art is all by me
#davetruths john is my boyfriend and he is nice
ok im going back to sleep thanks for coming to my justin bieber (played by me) concert featuring the fish dictator (also played by me)
obligatory chittr post to prove that im alive or whatever
we gonna party like its 3012 tonight i wanna show you all the finer things in life
so just forget about the world we young tonight im coming for ya im coming for yaaaa
we gonna party like its 3012 tonight. i wanna show you all the finer things in life.
in time ink lines bitches couldnt get on my incline world tours its mine ten little letters on a big sign justin bieber you know ima hit em with the ether buns out wiener but i gotta keep an eye out for selener
Wasn't Selena Gomez like, 19 when this song came out? A bit embarrassing to have beef with someone half your age, even if it's faux beef for the song's sake.
yeah shes always been a bit of an oddball but no one wanted to admit it cuz of her wicked flow or whatever a lot of celebrities are real nutjobs
you will never fucking guess what i found in our storage thingy @ectoBiologies
oh dude!! i'd say that is super sweet (and it is) but considering it's been in your apartment for who knows how long it is probably contaminated or something.
nah man not even in our apartment found this baby in our self storage vault of nightmares bro told me to come down here and look around for some old junk he wanted i dunno but i found this like all the way in the back i was supposed to give it to you a long ass time ago but he tossed it in here without telling me its kinda dusty but it looks fine to me
oh man, that's super sweet! i've been meaning to ask if you wanted to stop by anyway since i have been basically doing nothing for the past few days. maybe you could bring it with you!
fosho dude i gotta give you your ancient ass way too late gift maybe we could go get lunch or something too?
i guess we could but there is nowhere really interesting near me. either way you should come by because i am so bored. :/
you do it to yourself or whatever not to be self pitying but man im really shitty another point towards probably needing to get medicated so i can function like a real person and not unknowingly destroy all my relationships with people i care about cuz im so clocked out all the time hahaha
im gonna call the cops and tell them you punch me in the head when im bad
Acknowledgements a step toward improvement! Youll be alright.
it feels fucking great im crying tears of joy from just how great it feels
You again! Im flattered by the chase but you make it hard to believe that this isnt a me-specific issue instead of a general distaste for the english breed.
maybe if he left my brother and my house and my life entirely we would all be much happier people
Okay sure. But youve done your fair shair of browbeating directed at myself as well. Am i more enticing than the other guy or something? You just cant keep your frankly very violent little mitts off my replies.
you ever hate someone so much that you wish you could go back in time and abort them before they ever have a chance to ruin your life with their annoying existence? fuck you nathan from 4th grade
fuck hahahaha oh man
im bored lets obliterate the twink population
Hunk might be the most accurate verbiage in this particular case.
Okay well before i potentially incriminate myself id love to know where you stand on my kind!
bRoThA YeR BaReLy wIdEr n mY BiCeP. tWiNkYeR ThAn lIkE WhEn i wAs aT My tWiNkEsT
i wish i had a free bag of john in my replies
there she is i miss you and i think you should hang out with me soon
i made you something too so i think sooner rather than later would be cool
all i do is post about food on here now but listen these chili cheese tots are bitchin
listen closely cuz this is kind of hard to follow tater tots cheese (any kind) chili
i really fucking like turkey sandwiches
turkei samwwich
hahahaha 67 active users
oh my god nevermind you people cant do anything come back online right now
oh my god no youre a fake fan i did #davetruths way before you even brought up #daveobservations #daveobservations is your thing and #davetruths is my thing
all bros should explode into little pieces except for mine
Seeing them all flock is quite amusing, almost as if they wish to light the fuse themselves.
ok to be fair i have never seen you in my entire time using this website so take it as a free pass i guess?
i also havent seen you either where the hell did you both come from do you just sit in the shadows until someone mentions you in passing?
ok well my fault mr creeps around dark alleyways waiting to strike i didnt know i was passing by your little bear trap of shame and disapproval ill add your name to the exception list if you forgive me
You know what? I’ll take it. I also know many of the other me’s are pretty piss poor adult figures if figures at all so I get it. Don't need to worry about me though got my own sons to annoy.
yeah. good. awesome. i'll forgive you for this transgression for now, brochacho.
why does everyone keep treating me like a kid im so sick of it
ive been informed that i cant reply with what i initially wanted to
breaking news you arent allowed to talk about posting totally normal selfies anymore because that means youre making yourself bait its your fault if weird guys reply to it cuz you shouldnt have posted it in the first place at this point dont post anything about yourself ever cuz someone might maybe at some point do something weird with a picture of you god dave youre such an idiot we should keep you in a cage or something
no i want them to see it cuz theyre being stupid assholes who treat me like a drooling baby
you can’t be only half paranoid like that. either be entirely neurotic or don’t give a shit. commit man.
You should definitely not encrypt a log-in grabber and blackmail the perpetrator with their own address.
oh my god you should change your username to insufferableSuicidebait with how much you make me want to jump out of my window and splat onto the ground its not about privacy its about not wanting to get notifications of you two saying absolutely nothing of value under my post did that blow to the head actually happen? did it expel all that scary shit from before out of your being and now youre just a useless pervert that cant understand basic concepts over the internet?? should we call the president and let him know that this is an emergency???
i havent posted any pictures in a while but i feel like once you guys have seen almost my entire bare torso there isnt much left to see
i close my eyes at nudity when it doesn’t have blood involved. maybe repost it with a gash in your chest.
actually no dont answer i dont like it when you and that one co opt my posts to lecture and insult me
i can see the sadness in his eyes he is suffering and yet still smiles through it he is a beacon of fucking hope to us all
၄⋆၃ i hope travis lives as long of a life as a worm xan dot dot dot but not near me please and thank you
vwell, tell trawvis to cool it. i don’t like the vway he’s looking at me. got a staring problem or vwhat.
travis is a beacon of hope and you want to kill him? youre a bird i thought birds loved worms
im sorry bro hes just in his own world and shit i swear it doesnt mean anything we dont want any trouble aight just take my money please
alright everyone its #wormhour where we all post worms and show them pity for how sad their lives are
" Not Too Much " On Worms. They're Cool.