dave π
@turntableGodhead
coolest guy on this website by a long shot, no competition follow my bro @broStrider#9635 mun is 21, muse is 18 // he/him // no sburb au profile and post art is all by me
kesha is playing so loud in the other room i cant even hear myself think this sucks
trying to come up with ideas on how to make more i dunno unique looking smuppets these things sell a weird amount and i could turn this into some real build-a-bear shit if i started making them little clothes freaks will buy anything but especially something customized to be even more weird
just donβt overdo it. you could ruin the charm by adding too much. personally think their lack of clothes is part of it too.
oh yeah for sure im not gonna go adding a billion shitty cheapo accessories to pander to just about every potential perv but i think some people would enjoy a tiny pair of smuppet panties or socks oh man theres a lot of sock people out there #nsfw
two for two baby im on a fucking roll
I swear, I'm going to mount your head on my fence. #gore
ok no i have an actual problem now wait hang on uhhh
im honestly kind of disgusted with myself. not sure why i fell for that.
dear fucking god can somebody please help me im seriously freaking out
no dude im being for real i need someone to help me with something its dead serious
thank god finally someone can you please for the love of christ teach me how to dougie?
meow
i need better comic ideas i feel like im running pretty dry here maybe i need to add a new character
You make comics huh, Squeak? Where can I read them, Squeak?
well its only two right now for my new series just look up #smuppetdougandfuzzball on here and you should see my fucking masterpieces bro
been in bed all fucking night was supposed to hang with john but i broke my leg and i was too embarrassed to text him back hes probably gonna see this though so whatever hi john i hurt all over
okay yes i am a bit mad at you and also i was right about you getting your ass kicked but also also what!?!? are you okay!? D:
haha sorry uhh no i feel like i have some kind of internal bleeding i dont know
i think you should call 911 and go to the hospital and also describe in detail what happened and maybe mention the cameras which probably filmed the entire thing and if we are lucky he will get turned into someone's jail girlfriend in due time. just assuming he who shall not be named is the one who did this to you here. #violence
oh nah dude that would be too much the mentioning cameras thing and not the jail girlfriend thing i mean we were on the roof and thats the one place we dont have any stuff set up for weird questionable filming ill be fine i think
snitches get stitches bro which i might actually need for a few gashes on my face so maybe uhhh snitches are bitches bro
going to the bathroom dont miss me while im gone #pissing
raising canes should add a new menu item called the stanky leg and its just a chicken leg that reeks so fucking bad
yeah you liked that didnt you? made you laugh and shit yeahhhh https://i.postimg.cc/rshNNj3p/image.png
am i getting doxxed by a clown?????
ratshit &atshit dirty old twat sixty nine assholes tied in a knot hooraaaaay, lizard shit, FUCK
gaaaah why does no one wanna play in my allegedly fictional dimension mind palace &ullshit
fuck dirk strider and im serious
oh not you bro just my various different brothers that have no idea how to be normal people ever and should probably get sent away to a fucking mental health facility
man i gotta work out or something like asap
you are a no life jerkoff get out of my replies
too many damn versions of my bro on here theyre all so different from each other too and not like in the personality department but in the looks i guess it isnt so different with the other versions of myself but god damn if these guys arent fucking super models sometimes makes me wonder if i got the short end of the genetic stick or if all daves are destined to either look super dorky or super ugly thank god i didnt get the ugly side of the coin toss or id be shit out of luck with this whole online biz
i dont have a problem actually im very well adjusted
nah its the truth i fell for one of those porno scams where you click now to see the big breasted naked ladies and get a chance to fondle them for 5 minutes before they start charging me extra
is this what i have to look forward to in ten to eleven years. all your training pissed away to be annoying on the internet? @broStrider#9635 this one is your fault.
hey man he raised me well you dont know anything i can be annoying on the internet and be good at fighting ass kicking extends to mentally exhausting someone online with the bullshit my brain conjures up
i've spoken to you twice and highly doubt it, so prove it. a strife will shut me up.
uuugh good morning i guess my whole body aches and my eyes feel gross i wanna go back to sleep
aw dude i really cant draw for a while this blows i had so many ideas for smuppet doug and fuzzball
whatever i totally won that fight i hurt bad but thats the price you gotta pay for victory
oh my god
i love overwatch i love games
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any time big guy sorry for it being so late though i was busy being useless all day