breaking news you arent allowed to talk about posting totally normal selfies anymore because that means youre making yourself bait its your fault if weird guys reply to it cuz you shouldnt have posted it in the first place at this point dont post anything about yourself ever cuz someone might maybe at some point do something weird with a picture of you god dave youre such an idiot we should keep you in a cage or something
I don't. I hit my head really hard and lack cognitive function.
CAN BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF MY REPLIES AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
I am sorry for invading your private post on a private social media platform in which privacy is valued and replying is completely against the rules. I will disengage and remember not to socialize further within your presence. Please forgive me.
oh my god you should change your username to insufferableSuicidebait with how much you make me want to jump out of my window and splat onto the ground its not about privacy its about not wanting to get notifications of you two saying absolutely nothing of value under my post did that blow to the head actually happen? did it expel all that scary shit from before out of your being and now youre just a useless pervert that cant understand basic concepts over the internet?? should we call the president and let him know that this is an emergency???