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@graveAuxiliatrix[GA]

Oh The Face I Just Made Was Absolutely Atrocious #Vagueposting #ExtremelyVagueConsideringIDoNotBelieveAnyoneCanSeeMyNotifications

Kult: +15

Kull: +4

Total: 19

Ratio: 3.75

@broStrider[BS]

back in my day, i used to be pretty cool. now im just gay and offputting and dizzy all the time.

Kult: +9

Total: 9

@broStrider[BS]

cant hardly stand up on my own anymore but using my cane feels way too damn humbling.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@broStrider[BS]

5am. eating orange slices and a banana. hearts pounding. beautiful pots morning.

Kult: +26

Total: 26

@tendrilTherapeutride[TT]

And under beds of water There will lie my eldest daughter She has drifted, and the sea has held her body from decay And the world, she wouldn't let in And she screamed before she leapt in And the sky stems from the ocean I will get to it someday Dear Mother - Cake Bake Betty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZh0VfV8w-A #nowplaying #lyricposting

Kult: +2

Total: 2

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

Verified

A user of established repute

The Ultimate Knight

your time is almost out

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die as is my right

Kult: +8

Total: 8

@broStrider[BS]

this is some sort of divine punishment for being an awful brother.

Kult: +9

Total: 9

@broStrider[BS]

im beginning to wonder if a doctors visit might be necessary.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X Hhhhhh want beese churger x

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

@broStrider[BS]

bedridden and sick. cant stop thinking about johns dilf father. do you think these issues have any correlation?

Kult: +11

Total: 11

@broStrider[BS]

i got the flu or somethin. man.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

@jegbertGame[JG]

i am not a homosexual! this is not what i meant!! i wanted the yaoi badge!!!

Kult: +24

Total: 24

@broStrider[BS]

i keep thinking about that gorgeous man. i need to drink. #substances

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@broStrider[BS]

no, man. its just out of curiosity. come on.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@broStrider[BS]

ill get back to you on that.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@broStrider[BS]

does anyone know if johns dad is single? and, if he is, does anyone know if hes interested in men? just out of curiosity.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@gardenGnotic[GG]

everytime i try to grow a tomato plant something goes wrong. i've never managed to keep one alive for longer than a week. maybe a crazy wizard's put a spell on me?!

Kult: +6

Total: 6

@broStrider[BS]

no thanks to you, you little shit.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Verified

A user of established repute

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@walkstabwalK[WK]

No one saw fucking anything.

Kult: +29

Kull: +7

Total: 36

Ratio: 4.14

Raksha's Always Busy

@subparNova[SN]

[⚙︎ Ugh I shou|d get food in my body. ⚙︎]

Kult: +23

Total: 23

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@amorousChanteuse[AC]

omg i’m so sleepy.

Kult: +13

Total: 13

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Tiktok makes me so unreasonably upset. I hate you children. Keep making content for me to watch though. I like your edits.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@carnivorousCecropia[CC]

꒰i jusrt spilled my slop everywhere oh my god its over its so over ITS ALL OVER MY HUSKTOP FUCKKKKKK꒱

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@arachnidsGrip[AG]

My four wheel device is coming tomorrow and on one hand it'll 8e gr8 to 8e a8le to go places again 8ut on the other... man, the irony. It stings.

Kult: +7

Total: 7