♦ pitied by @turntableGodhead
Im a grown man posting my woes for all of chittr. Wow. Much to think about.
At a certain point it becomes easier to just shut up and take it which is probably an unfortunate solution but at least its a solution.
I FUCKING HATE JEANS. YES, I AM COMPLAINING. IT IS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND JEANS THAT FIT MY HIPS AND THIGHS PROPERLY. THEY'RE ALWAYS TOO TIGHT.
You again! Im flattered by the chase but you make it hard to believe that this isnt a me-specific issue instead of a general distaste for the english breed.
Is it common chittr etiquette to demand a man post photos of himself or am i currently being harassed?
i should pray.
Now arent you just the cutest thing?
i get called a lot of shit by people projecting onto me. i can’t waste time giving a shit about it.
*Sighs heavily, looking at the husktop screen sadly.* I hope Gamzee is doing okay............
Man every pointless internet spat i get into somehow winds up with me being accused of being a brit in some way and it throws me for a loop every time. Is the last name misleading? Do we not have a basic understanding of geography? Specifically where the uk is and why itd make no sense for me to reside there? And most importantly *why* is this such an overused rebuttal?
DO NOT RECHIT THAT.
dude.
fuck.
DUH*
dih. cant move on my own right now dude.
can hardly move today. everything just kinda hurts real bad. beautiful.
chest hurts. what else is new.
⧃ I wake up every dusk to see nonsense posted to the dashboard.
mhm.
it’s more confusing when i don’t know why people have issues with me. most of the time it feels upfront. some of the time anyways.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ what the hell is that ]
၄⋆၃ it looks dot dot dot phallix dot dot dot #notfond
vwhat the hell is that thing?
what the fuck is that thing
vv- idk but i used to eat them as a wriggler so I guess that’s why they exist? 77
gross.
I refuse t⚣ accept this cruel fate :(((
possibly.
fatigue has been my biggest issue lately. too tired to get up right now even if i wanted to.
objectively some of hoziers music is good but it makes me feel like a homo to admit that.
havent slept. gotta be up in 3 hours. nice.
WELL, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T MOVE QUITE LIKE I USED TO, CHAMP.
WHAT IS A DOUGIE.
#johnfacts i am eating another hot pocket and i am mildly uncomfortable because it is very warm in my room and the hotness of the aforementioned hot pocket is adding to my already rising body temperature. :/ #notawesome #hotpocket
I got got. What can I say.
i aint fuckin with your dougie.
please for the love of god BE A SNITCH!!!! argh!!!!
6am. jusft got home. wrs oit all night . tired #substance
dude! no! i thought i was hungry for hot pockets but then i thought about strawberries and now i am hungry for fruits. you should be more sympathetic of my plight. >:B
i made a hot pocket and now i am realizing i did not really want a hot pocket actually. but it would be a waste to not eat it. :c
(=^･⩊･^=) < TRYING MY BEST TO BRIGHTEN UP THE F33D! THAT WAS NOT... OKAY... TO S33... SO UH!
OH.
need to get drunker. #substance
...okay.
you literally just made me a whole drawing for disability month and now you keep makin fun of me for not bein able to stand up. which is it.
fuck you dude.
some might call this ironic or perhaps karma but im fairly certain my brother is about to totally kick my ass if anyone wants to feel any kind of sympathy for me. #violence
my brother and his weird fuckin clown boyfriend are? cyberbullying me? i guess?
the fuck?
TAKING A BOILING HOT BUBBLE BATH AND PAINTING MY CLAWS. SEND CHIT
"speak now or forever hold your peace" i mutter to a handful of about 32 dead minnows, dead serious #cw-animal-death #immedicatedbutstillmentalig
[THEYRE TAKING MY PURRBEA$T AWAAYYY NOOOOOOO]
??? fuck you
i'm not helpless i can still kick ass, fuck you. thanks dawg
right now. still need to take them kms
cant stand up without fainting today. whats a guy gotta do to be functional around here.
ew fuck uou im ignoring this
i'm grossed out imagining pressing on broken blood vessels under your skin ugh its fucking disgusting fuck
gross fross gros grross stop doing that shuf up never speak again
man. im gay as hell. :/
KIND OF FEELS LIKE SOMEONE'S STIRRED MY BRAIN AROUND WITH ONE OF THOSE FANCY LITTLE DRINK MIXING SPOONS. OW.
HEADACHE! :^(
wHiCh oF ThE FoUr bUtToNs wOuLd a mOtHeRfUcKeR PrEfEr? (o: YoU WaNt eGbErT YoU GoT HiM. sIdEs a mOtHeRfUcKeR AiN'T CoMiNg oUt tOlIgHt, ThE MeAt cAn bArElY StAnD ThE HeAt wHeN ThE SuN'S DoWn fR.
that changes based on if i like you or not. right now i do not.
oh man so not cool!!!! i mean you're right i guess but jeez!!!! D:
some of the funnier stuff i say always ends up being in someone's replies in a post that is already, like, waaaaay buried. sucks! :c
the j in john does not stand for jealous because i do not ever get jealous at any point. #johnfacts
ive got an annoying leech following me at work. is this how my bro felt .
iknow man. m tryinf.
GET A FUCKING LIFE.
they call me john 12 because i have 12 notifs. i lied it is actually 13 now. joke ruined. i am sorry.
so hungry.
eating bowl of cold pasta. have to go to a formal event in like a half hour. would genuinely rather die.
the more i consider it the more i realized i probably should not have stopped talkin to my therapist after he brought up the whole 'possibly bpd' topic. you really gotta wonder.
flooding my notifications bar. hello there. lmao.
this is fuckin killing me dude.
talkin bout some Youre gonna get fat hahahaha
30 minutes til my appointment. not particularly excited. also the broken wire from my braces keeps stabbing me in the gums. today is going great.
D:
FFFUUCKKMMYY,PLUG,IS,GOING,TO,FUCKING,HATE,MME,ALL,I,HAVE,IS,CHANGE,HH,
beign disabled scks in general bbut also jerking off witha heart condition is a fcuking nightmar.e. 130bpm nd dizzy because god forbid a guy hve fun. #nsfw also #substance i vuess.
oncr im sentient enough to stand proper it is over for yuo dawg.
thads personal shit dude. fuckiyou.
youre genuinely so stupid that it bothers me sometimes. like truly i lie awake at night trying to figure out where i went wrong.
my notifs full of some jacking off. man. #nsfw ?
Re: form 8e more cre8ive than just sending slurs in future 8ut I appreci8 the sentiment
my brain feels like its trying to escape my skull. havent had a headache like this in a minute. someone knock me unconscious at this point. #violence i guess.
dave playing overwatch loud as fuck. can hear it from his bedroom. great background ambience for clinging onto the couch and trying not to black out repeatedly. im having a lovely night.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my GODDDD. FOUR THE LASSSST TIIIIME!!!! I AM *NOT* A CHUCKLE CHASER!!!! }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ }*ᯅ*{ #anonhate #grumblrina #SOOOOnotcool #LIKEOKAYSTOPIT }˚₊⊹ ࣪
too hot to fall asleep.
heart rates back down the usual range. fucking it up again via alcoholic beverage to celebrate. have a great night. #substance
gxt x hxxdxchx txdxy 3: prxgrxssxng xntx x mxgrxxnx ;-;
i have glass bones and paper skin.
love how everything i try to do or even if im simply just trying to have fun its always ruined by a bro thats really just the story of my entire life
heart rate went down from 126 to 101. good news. still technically tachycardic. bad news.
ult dirk ruined it. you missed it.
the masses will soon learn that being named john does not make you a boy. the masses will soon learn that a bio is worth checking. the masses will soon learn. #manifesting wokely.
my fucking ribs.
Now I'm listening to music my mother listened to. And... I like it. Oh no.
every day the desire to change my name and no longer associate with dirk strider as a collective seems more and more alluring. a man can only take so much shamelessness from alternate versions of himself before it taints his good fucking name. man.
what happened to my banana??? atleast it looks sick now ig #davehour https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/722b78d09007.png
I have a headache and I'm having cramps. When will my #suffering end?
[NA] is now offline! fuck this font's messing with my head slime time
im not a sore loser this game is just garbage for babies.
sentenced to 5 million years holter monitor. cardiologist got my ass again. (#nsfw. its not intended to be but im tagging it anyway cause im not wearing a shirt lmao.) https://i.postimg.cc/8c0ZmZ9Q/holter.png
being a puppetfucker is not for the weak willed. you break em real easy if you get too into it. #nsfw
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4am. my head hurts like hell. trying to get to sleep is going poorly but im also simultaneously exhausted. fuck.
I'm thinking about horses now. I miss my impossibly large Rainbow Dash plush. She was so wonderful and never ignored my mentions of a girl's romantic feelings for her just to turn around and plan a dinner date with said girl who has, need I remind you, been to wife her up for over a year. Because it doesn't matter if you don't feel anything, she's been plotting to get with you ever since we got here and our mutual friend told me that she was saying some crazy shit and I believe our friend because she's a wonderful obnoxiously pink person who wouldn't lie about something like that. Ohhhh, Rainbow Dash. My love.
Sigh. Guys. My biggest fear... The thing that keeps me up during the day..... I think Jeremy Renner would play me if I were in a movie. <:(
20 dollars to whoever agrees to come knock me the fuck out so i can get a temporary break from this horrible headache.
FUCK. I FORGOT MY RAISIN.
ok. something fishy is definitely going on! i swear i don't remember sonic 1 being like this... https://i.imgur.com/aquwfdv.png
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my body hurts.
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its only 1pm iam so fucked oh man this.was a horrible idea lmao. #substances
me and my little blue switch lite with a useless amount of storage space against the world. i had to archive animal crossing new horizons just to open mario kart 8. love this thing and its beautiful intolerance for having more than 2 games downloaded at a time i guess.
burned my single pancake that i made with the little bit of expired pancake mix i found lying around. what is even the point.
D --> Apologies if I'm ever a bit. Odd if I interact with some of you, especially if you were a part of my old friend group. The majority of you were gone. It feels sometimes like I am looking at ghosts. Sometimes I am. I'm happy most of you have lived on and are maybe even happy.
everything's been so boring to me lately. it's kinda like no amount of interaction makes me feel less weird and lonely and i don't really enjoy the things i'd usually like to do anymore. and i'm deeply confused about my identity but i'm willfully ignoring that. hm! #mentalhealth i think that's a tag right?
ALLOW ME TO PUT THIS IN A WAY YOUR DEGRADED PAN CAN UNDERSTAND-- YOUR OPINION ON THE SIZE OF MY BULGE IS NOT IMPORTANT TO ME. I CANNOT PHYSICALLY BRING MYSELF TO REGURGITATE ONE OUNCE OF A SHIT TO GIVE. I JUST CAN'T. MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK ONE OF MY THREE LOVERS, ASSHOLE. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/OVFZ5WFB924EXOTN9 HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AZKPRTTM0CNYBN8T/DIE.PNG #SUGGESTIVE
GOT KINDA DRUNK AND ENDED UP FALLING ASLEEP WITH MY BULGE OUT. REALLY EMBARRASSING SHIT TO WAKE UP TO. THANKFULLY I LIVE ALONE. #SUBSTANCES #NSFW
I am taking poison damage from my headache. Ough. Ough. Ough. -1 -1 -1 -1. This is my silly way of saying it's back.
need to repaint my talons i messed them up #immediately last time
Caressing my stomach like an expecting mother but it's just my distended stomach from the over consumption of fried cheese. #pregnancy #itsanitalian #mamamia
(=^･ｪ･^=)< i purrchased tomeowdachi island and litterally cannot figure out how to make em smeowch what the shit
i have a fan on full blast pointed directly at myself because i got too hot and my heart rate started going up way too fast. this is miserable. good pots evening.
#traumatuesday my bro is still alive💀💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏💀💀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
Jake has been baking bread for three fucking hours now.
terribly bored.
lot of things i didnt think id ever miss until i stopped being able to do em.
i miss being able to get up and go sit outside. now its more of a hassle than its worth. opening the window doesnt hit the same as sitting on the roof.
need a better fan. this one is loud and broken. or maybe an air conditioner. or maybe to move away and live somewhere impossibly cold for the rest of my life.
i miss my friends a lot. and i love them a lot too
haha im not ok
this fan is completely useless. i am sweating my fucking balls off.
being connected to my aspect in a way that few are other than other versions of myself or... that guy... can get a little much sometimes in the moments i find my mind wandering the unlimited expanse of space unfolds in front of me and i find myself getting lost in its infinity the vast, vast universe and the universe on top of it and beside it and around it and everywhere and nowhere and all of it forever and forever and forever its all so lonely
what are the odds of convincing an extremely vanilla middle aged man who almost certainly would not understand to put a cigarette out on my neck? #nsfw
do not pity me.
this isn't a vent post. this is a statement.
i miss him.
heart palpitations are cruel and unusual.
༻ I've talked to 10 and nothing so far :o( ༺
༻ how many rocks does a girl have to talk to before one starts talking back? ༺
UPDATE ON THE EVIL RAT THAT I BOUGHT FROM EBAY!!! IT ESCAPED THE CAGE IT WAS IN!!!! IT MIGHT BE PLOTTING TO KILL ME!!!! BUT WORRY NOT!!! I AM VERY SMART!!! THIS EVIL RAT IS NOT MATCH FOR ME!!!!!
the lioness does not concern herself with the fact that she is sad
sOmEtHiNg i sAiD BrO? @dAvEsTrIdEr hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/F514747348Fd.pNg
oh yeah i'm really honored that you can't go five seconds without grabbing at me!!!! so stupid.
is it just a strider thing to be a complete perv? so lame. #nsfw
i'm eating my melty room temp ice cream and ignoring the overwhelming embarrassment i feel right now.
dave posting me before i get the chance to post myself. augh so embarrassing.
oh dude you didn't tell me you were gonna post it man!!
sometimes shit is hilarious and sometimes i think too long about how im fucked over for the rest of my life with zero cure and i realize i kinda hate being alive. then i go do the same stupid shit i usually do and i dont think about it until the next time. the cycle.
all i post about anymore is old men and being in poor physical condition. not much that goes on with my life besides be gay and disabled anymore. tragic.
dreading having to get up but a guys got shit to do or whatever. cane feels like it isnt helping much anymore these days.
it's kinda hard to shut up in certain situations dude!! :/
dave's attempt to "wake me up" has left me considerably more exhausted. :( #nsfw
i am so cold but i don't really feel like putting my clothes back on because it's a nightmare for me to sleep clothed. so i'm curled up in a little ball under my blanket instead. :(
been trying to get better at realizing im hungry because ill do shit for hours on end without breaks then suddenly wonder why the hell i feel bad but its not going great yet
i fell asleep and then dave called and woke me up. :(
I Likely Should Have Waited To Post That Until A Public Event Was Not Ongoing But Such Is Life
guess who got sunburned cause they fell asseep outside *asleep
D —> I do not like when the milkshake is mean to the little meatball
Boredom
I am a SWITCH thank you very much and most of the time IM the one topping mister! #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/410581e9d2aa.png
V^ There is s0mething seri0usly wr0ng with me but I really d0n't have time f0r that. ^V
i don't get how you guys have the confidence to post nsfw on here! i get shy. :( #nsfw (i think?)
i am sooooooo hungry but if i ask my dad for food he's gonna make way too much. :/
i need to break something. or fight with someone or something. keep my brain moving.
i hurt.
✿ was making a smoodie why my blenda blow up
feeling particularly crappy right now. cold towel on my neck isn't enough for the dizziness. i haven't eaten proper in a while, i probably should try soon, but i have no appetite. is everyone tired of me posting about being ill yet?
Ultimate salad showdown (not really) <3 Caesar <> Cobb <3< Greek c3< Caprese
Oh The Face I Just Made Was Absolutely Atrocious #Vagueposting #ExtremelyVagueConsideringIDoNotBelieveAnyoneCanSeeMyNotifications
back in my day, i used to be pretty cool. now im just gay and offputting and dizzy all the time.
cant hardly stand up on my own anymore but using my cane feels way too damn humbling.
5am. eating orange slices and a banana. hearts pounding. beautiful pots morning.
And under beds of water There will lie my eldest daughter She has drifted, and the sea has held her body from decay And the world, she wouldn't let in And she screamed before she leapt in And the sky stems from the ocean I will get to it someday Dear Mother - Cake Bake Betty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZh0VfV8w-A #nowplaying #lyricposting
i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die as is my right
this is some sort of divine punishment for being an awful brother.
im beginning to wonder if a doctors visit might be necessary.
X Hhhhhh want beese churger x
bedridden and sick. cant stop thinking about johns dilf father. do you think these issues have any correlation?
i got the flu or somethin. man.
i am not a homosexual! this is not what i meant!! i wanted the yaoi badge!!!
i keep thinking about that gorgeous man. i need to drink. #substances
no, man. its just out of curiosity. come on.
ill get back to you on that.
does anyone know if johns dad is single? and, if he is, does anyone know if hes interested in men? just out of curiosity.
everytime i try to grow a tomato plant something goes wrong. i've never managed to keep one alive for longer than a week. maybe a crazy wizard's put a spell on me?!
no thanks to you, you little shit.
No one saw fucking anything.
[⚙︎ Ugh I shou|d get food in my body. ⚙︎]
omg i’m so sleepy.
Tiktok makes me so unreasonably upset. I hate you children. Keep making content for me to watch though. I like your edits.
꒰i jusrt spilled my slop everywhere oh my god its over its so over ITS ALL OVER MY HUSKTOP FUCKKKKKK꒱
My four wheel device is coming tomorrow and on one hand it'll 8e gr8 to 8e a8le to go places again 8ut on the other... man, the irony. It stings.