♠ hated by @turntableGodhead
as if i value your opinion enough to have it inflate my ego further.

fym you dont like youre welcome from heathers fym you like blue better FYM
I don't know if I can keep pitying your posts, Dave. It would be easier if you weren't being so pitiful. I'll continue to refresh your homosexually inclined man-blog and gently weep into a rag for now. The humanity.
thanks for asking me beforehand, dave. i really appreciate you inquiring if you were allowed to use my website for your own personal shit before doing so.
eating one banana for dinner. all i got. i should really go grocery shopping.
kids always complaining about no food. maybe if he got a job or somethin.

bRUSHING YOUR TEETH IS #EPIC AND #oNfLEEK
despera⤈e hey i can⤈ speak for you on ⤈ha⤈ fron⤈. maybe. a li⤈⤈le ⤈rawl ⤈hrough your profile does scream chump ⤈hough xoxo

ill answwer instead yes yes you do
