โ hated by @turntableGodhead
If I'm in NYC, plain cheese or pepperoni. Now, if I'm ordering in, I'm going to double my kull with this: Pepperoni, pineapple, and bacon.
Ill have to pass on your offer for now but i do commend your enthusiasm. Maybe if youre persistent enough ill have a change of heart.
Now arent you just the cutest thing?
seems pointless to me
mhm.
im all for killing beacons of hope also travis fucking sucks
can travis die
would.
trick question. there are no adults to be trusted.
we could change all of those facts.
feel like you might. donโt let me down.
i don't know what you're talking about. (said while pointing binoculars straight at you.)
#daveobservations he is gay probably.
punches you in the fucking face as you scroll by.
dave. always dave.
its like the dude forgets im not fucking paralyzed or whatever. yeah i aint in the best shape anymore but being ill doesnt mean im completely fuckin useless. goddamn.
lmao haha.
oh yeah. you think that shits real funny dont you. https://i.postimg.cc/J7Hdxn7c/image.png
i aint fuckin with your dougie.
you should know better than to offer help to dave strider of all people.
no.
Yeah, like me popping a boner for you.
is this what i have to look forward to in ten to eleven years. all your training pissed away to be annoying on the internet? @broStrider#9635 this one is your fault.
i see.
lucky you, maybe the three of use can figure out what your problem is.
which is what someone mad would say.
ahh you mad.
actual twerp. dork even.
ahhh you ugly.
not the only genetic short straw you all drew. i also have to assume you're referring to me ... odd.
i see and i'll be the judge of that. yes, i can tell from the way you're reacting to my chits. it was an observation, you SHOULD know better but i'll keep an eye on you like the others.
whos gonna tell him.
you seem stupid, i take it back. how old are you boy? do you know that?
you really don't need to feed kids everyday. every 2-3 days teaches self-efficacy and independence.
youre funny.
its not that bad man come on.
@turntableGodhead youre gonna hateee me.
okau good news is yiu wont have to help me as much anymore.
need to get drunker. #substance
pay better attention. and stop touchin it. youre gonna make it worse. ill deal with it.
fuck you dude.
??? fuck you
this is embarrassing. get it together.
lol no.
always talkin about a damn chicken sandwich. fatass.
okay i am on my way! i am not bringing you food this time because i am cheap by the way. :B
try harder.
talkin bout some my shoe.
you eat like a toddler.
nah.
thats the appeal.
haha no.
tolerate.
loves a lil bit of a strong word.
watch where youre goin. word your posts more carefully too.
grown ass men can have a nap. im disabled. cut me some slack.
shoutout to my lil bro for drawing me a gift for disability month (???) and somehow forgetting my cane in the process.
where the hell would i go? youre like a dog with separation anxiety sometimes. i aint goin nowhere.
kids a lil too clingy sometimes. probably shoulda got him therapy or somethin. that aint up to me anymore. i also dont really care.
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!~
dude no you larper the fucking gary is snail squid is ward
i be cumfarting on that girldick for yuri day im doing my part #nsfw
wow. embarrassing. delete this.
nah but it is cute.
tsunderemaxxing.
whatever. hes cute sometimes.
lmfaooooooo.
change of plans imkilling dave.
thads personal shit dude. fuckiyou.
fufk you dave go to bed man. its laet.
many people are unaware of this but june 17th is national beat the shit out of your brother day. where you beat the shit out of your brother. #funfact https://i.postimg.cc/tCGJq6nf/image.png
I AM THE ONE. WHO NEEDS YOUR HELP. AND AS MANY PEOPLES HELP. IN JACKING OFF.
Weirdly enough he's actually telling the truth.
hell yeah. cant leave a man hanging.
talking about some "hi" lmfaooooo.
previous offer not open to daves. not giving any dave the satisfaction of knocking me the fuck out. id need to be in a lot more pain to even consider that. #violence
because i dont like you. what does it look like.
dave asking what him being alive and well has to do with my horrible situation as if his existence isnt a bad omen. fucking mooch.
bad news.
no food in my fridge. rent overdue. my heart is failing. dave is still alive and well. its hot as balls. shits rough over here. cant catch a break.
maybe you should try actually sleeping for once!! >:/
nOw lIsTeNiNg
trying to decipher anything dave sends me when he first wakes up is honestly a fucking nightmare. open your eyes fully before texting.
The Dave star is here. This also targets Dirk's because I hate the fucker but the Dave star has a better ring to it. It's still under construction but still fuck all you striders. https://i.postimg.cc/qMWF51Zm/Screenshot-20260611-082231.png
i can respect the show of loyalty, but we're still going to have to put you into the communal blender tomorrow. with deepest regrets!
suddenly everything feels a lot more peaceful.
man. no. shut up.
i dont think its that weird.
no im not buying groceries.
thos3 who know [Xx_l4tul4g4mr_xX has NOSCOPED you!]
jOkEs oN YoU I'M InTo tHaT ShIt. bUt mY AdViCe wAs rEaL BrO. gEtTiNg tO PlAy wItH ThAt sEnSiTiVe pUmP BiScUiT WaS JuSt fOr fUn. (o:
(O: yOu wAnT Me sO FuCkInG BaD. yEr cUtE WhEn yOu'rE StUpId.
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shit man leaving an egbert alone is basically strider crime we gotta take your dave behind the shed and old yeller him
yet another instance of my brother making himself look stupid in front of the general public. should start keeping logs at this point. no idea how were related. i didnt raise him to be this fucking lame.
you have been balls deep inside me on multiple occasions. i've said i love you more times than i can possibly count. how much more intimate can it get??? jeez! (#nsfw definitely this time.)
happy pride month! i'm not gay but my best friend who has been demoted because he apparently had no idea we were dating is.
nAw mAn tHe fEeT CaN'T Be uN KiCkEd, DoN'T FuCkInG WoRk lIkE ThAt (O: cAlLiNg mE CuTe tOo? WoW ThAt pAn oF YoUrS MiGhT ReAlLy bE CrAcKeD. tHiNk yEr cUtE ToO DaVe.
nO BrAiN AnD YoU StIlL FiNd sOmE WaY To fUcKiNg tAlK To mE? mIgHt gEt a mOtHeRfUcKeR KiCkInG HiS FeEt (O:
sOmEtImEs lIkE BeInG NiCe iS ThE MoThErFuCkIn bEsT FoRm oF BuLlYiNg (O:
cUrIoUs wHaT ThAt fUcKiNg pOiNt iS (o: I CoUlD ToTaLlY SeNd yA SoMeThInG WoRtH ThE SlUrRy bRo. #nSfW
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โแข. .แขโ โก เผโ https://x.com/MarieIsabellaB/status/2055428513067643289?s=20 rate my rec lil bro i know it's gas โแข. .แขโ โหโนโก โนโหโง๏ธตโฟโ๐เญงโโฟ๏ธตโงหโโน
CURRENTLY ACCEPTING CONCUBINE SUBMISSIONS. WHO WANTS THE LORD? #NSFW #ALPHASEX
BRO'S WEBSITES WERE THE WORST THING SINCE MODERN TV
HEY DAAAAVEE, WHATS WRONG???~ HOO HOO!!!
facts my brother. spit your shit indeed.
i think you should anyway because he deserves to feel shame.
hhhnhhhnghhhngnn hhhnhhhnhhhngggrnnn sweaty balls... #nsfw
doesn't have to try too hard. :P
please get a job. you are 18.
my 18 year old chud brother who refuses to work and instead lives under my roof and complains to his disabled big bro about how hes starving.
every time i tell him to get a job he hates my chit and ignores me. hm.
you could also get a job.
you are literally the weirdest guy ever and your weird feminization thing for weirdos had nothing to do with this because i've always used he/they stupid!!! also thank you. :) (#nsfw)
dreading having to get up but a guys got shit to do or whatever. cane feels like it isnt helping much anymore these days.
best friend applications open. dave is being demoted for annoying me.
THANK YOU KARKAT! gosh!
Oh yeah, big guy. I top sometimes but we're definitely a bunch of switches in this (literal) household. #nsfw
grow up, dave.
going to see mr egbert today. trying to get lucky iykwim. #suggestive?
you make it sound weird. also, yeah, im well aware of you wasting your time on useless garbage, dave. ive honestly never been more proud. like really, its amazing how much you contribute.
god if you can hear me please make my brother get a job and also return my ability to walk.
what happened to feeling sorry for me and wishing you could help? also, i dont do that.
just reminding you that i can see what you post, buddy.
as if i value your opinion enough to have it inflate my ego further.
fym you dont like youre welcome from heathers fym you like blue better FYM
I don't know if I can keep pitying your posts, Dave. It would be easier if you weren't being so pitiful. I'll continue to refresh your homosexually inclined man-blog and gently weep into a rag for now. The humanity.
sad.
the accused shall not vote.
thanks for asking me beforehand, dave. i really appreciate you inquiring if you were allowed to use my website for your own personal shit before doing so.
eating one banana for dinner. all i got. i should really go grocery shopping.
kids always complaining about no food. maybe if he got a job or somethin.
oh i know. dont worry. im well aware.
yeah. laugh it up dipshit. ill see you soon
bRUSHING YOUR TEETH IS #EPIC AND #oNfLEEK
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