@turntableGodhead — #nsfw
john is so cute i feel a bit woozy when i think about him for too long like man his clothes barely fit him anymore but he doesnt ever buy anything new i like the way his shirt fits him though its all tight and it shows off his chest well makes me think about stuff sometimes...
My Response. hello chittr im here with a response to the recent controversy i made a post that sounded pretty bad to the naked moronic eye and i just want to clear some things up i have not and will not ever cop a feel of my bros honkin tits i dont personally believe in keeping my gene pool limited im sorry to all my fans that i may have disappointed for various reasons smuppet doug and fuzzball comics will be going on a hiatus as i better myself
im a man of my word. smuppet doug posed up all nice. @tensionsTestified #nsfw #smuppetdougandfuzzball https://i.postimg.cc/BZdqMGTC/teach-ME-how-to-dougie.png
i should start posting like those really lame fuckboys WHO WOULD TOUCH MY DINGALING CRAZY STYLE (GOOGLE FORMS LINK) > REPLY 1 IF YES > REPLY 2 IF NO #nsfw #horny #hugegirthyman #6'7btw
yo whoever came up with that rule about socks making shit not gay was the gayest gay guys always have some damn socks on like knee socks and some garters if theyre old enough i have never seen a gay guy who wasnt weirdly into socks and stinky feet what does this mean if anything?? #nsfw ???
glad to know my bro is virtually jacking off dudes while im trying to do sick nasty autistic parallel play with him highlight of my week
it is fucking criminal that john is asleep right now jacking off is fine until i remember how great his ass is now it just feels like torture #nsfw
talkin about some jake butt status spectrum #nsfw ???
ok since clearly there arent enough freaks on this website to take customer feedback im gonna have to test the smuppet firmness scale myself the things i do for quality product #nsfw #killme
making more smuppets for my bros shop these bad boys are fucking filled to the brim they might be a bit too firm but i dont know what the right level of firmness for these shits even is if anyone here has personally used a smuppet for its intended purpose please give me your input if any of you sick bastards even use this website #nsfw
really awesome reading someones pet play halftime thoughts while im trying to eat my fucking dinner ive never been so happy #nsfw #intensesarcasm #ifitwasntobvious
putting these smuppets to good use for once desperate times call for desperate measures or some shit having both ends of my attraction spectrum in my dms and my sheets is going to kill me #nsfw
i think its great when john posts pictures of me without saying anything first he should take one of my bare naked ass next and pay to have to shown to every single user it feels like that happened already #nsfw but in a funny way i guess
troll romance is so confusing i dont know how any of you guys work that shit out tell a guy you wanna kill him and he starts talking about how hes strokin his bone to you in the bathroom of an evil murder sex bar now IM confused about what i mean #nsfw
responses are in advice has been heard and advice is also being ignored jacking off is now the only option and im gonna stare longingly at a picture of a 30 year old clown with massive shoes to do it just to prove some kind of point that no one is even aware of #nsfw
what are you supposed to do when you cant sleep but being awake this late makes you insane and crazy??? probably jerk off or something but surely that cant be the only option #nsfw
you cannot be that desperate like really i refuse to believe that this is genuine youre gonna have to pay a pretty hefty fine if you wanna see any of this i dont just hand out free dave-on-smuppet action like its halloween for sex pests and objectophile freaks https://i.postimg.cc/g2bmWxHF/image.png #nsfw
ok nevermind no time for feelings because everyone is running around butt naked #nsfw ???
john mentioned this in another post but i felt like proof was necessary so yeah thats really all there is to say on the matter https://i.postimg.cc/wMTxQqh8/quote-unquote-helping.png #nsfw
yeah im all for #wizardpussy actually #nsfw
you cannot possibly ever convince me that jake tops look at him #nsfw
following through with my last post uhh whatever just take it #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/pd6ymn5n/super-manly.png
