glad to know my bro is virtually jacking off dudes while im trying to do sick nasty autistic parallel play with him highlight of my week
oh my god bro please just stop with the jacking off this guy seems like the last person to need to know how to do that hes gonna do the double handy twist and rip his dick off
STOP TELLING HIM TO JACK OFF IN MY REPLIES
im doing a good deed. im helping the man in his time of need. stop being so bitter, dave.
i am not being bitter i just dont think you should be doing this literally at all
christ youre making it sound like im actually fucking doing it.

I mean. O8viously not applica8le to you and your 8ro, 8ut I feel like 'sicknasty parallel play' is a good way of descri8ing jacking off dudes.
no were doing exactly that right now youre right though and im kinda sad i didnt think of it first like two guys on the spectrum about to experience each others spec-sperm holy fuck
what the fuck are you talking about?
are you genuinely stupid
are you???