you cannot possibly ever convince me that jake tops look at him #nsfw
aNd lIkE DiRk dOeS? aLl tHaT NeUrOtIc sHiT Is cOmPeNsAtIoN BrOtHeR oPeN YoUr bUlBs
huge hulking men just fair better on the bottom bro and it aint just about the looks its about the sheer embarrassment i get whenever i have to read anything he says i would be doing him a disservice if i didnt give him a happy ending
my bulbs are wide and huge to the truth that a man who wears tiny shorts and says things like "good golly gee, ol chum!" deserves to get folded like a chair
Oh yeah, big guy. I top sometimes but we're definitely a bunch of switches in this (literal) household. #nsfw
id say get a room but you guys clearly already have one now i have to unwillingly think about the intimate details of your sex life for much longer than i ever wanted just whack me upside the head and let me rest
mEsSiAh's fOrBiD A DuDe bE CoNfIdEnT. sAmE MoThErFuCkIn' LoGiC CaN Be aPpLiEd tO YoU MaN. bIgGeSt fUcKiNg yApPeR I KnOw. YoU NeEd tO Be fOlDeD ToO BrO (o:
woah hey hang on lets not add me into this fuckmix nothing needs to be done to me im perfectly fine being unfolded and stiff as a board like so stiff you couldnt even comprehend the structural integrity of my body even if you read a manual front to back on how its made
hEy mAn i'm iNtO ThAt, No fOlDiNg nEeDeD If i wAnT My nOoK FiLlEd (O:
I'm being entirely within the bounds of your request. You made an assumption and I'm fixing it. :) I could still whack you up the side of the head if you really wanted.


