troll romance is so confusing i dont know how any of you guys work that shit out tell a guy you wanna kill him and he starts talking about how hes strokin his bone to you in the bathroom of an evil murder sex bar now IM confused about what i mean #nsfw
no stop hang on youre making me feel bad i was just being stupid it wasnt serious i know you and i see you with my eyes
also maybe im still trying to figure out the way i feel and im layering on even more jokes than usual to cover for it so dont take anything i say to heart ok no more sap

(O: fElL FoR My fUcKiNg rUsE ChUmP HoNk hOnK (o:
WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO TURN YOU INSIDE OUT WITH MY BARE HANDS YOU DICKWAD

(O: yOu wAnT Me sO FuCkInG BaD. yEr cUtE WhEn yOu'rE StUpId.
youre the stupid one coming in here just to pull some shit like that im ripping your throat out with my teeth when i get the chance

jOkEs oN YoU I'M InTo tHaT ShIt. bUt mY AdViCe wAs rEaL BrO. gEtTiNg tO PlAy wItH ThAt sEnSiTiVe pUmP BiScUiT WaS JuSt fOr fUn. (o:
man youre a fucking plump biscuit you arent even fat but im aiming for low blows here stupid fucking clown im seriously fuming i cant even insult you right anymore this is so dumb and youre dumb

wAnNa kIsS AbOuT It oR SoMeThInG?
... yeah