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snitches get stitches bro which i might actually need for a few gashes on my face so maybe uhhh snitches are bitches bro
oh nah dude that would be too much the mentioning cameras thing and not the jail girlfriend thing i mean we were on the roof and thats the one place we dont have any stuff set up for weird questionable filming ill be fine i think
gød take me and whøever is reading this we ready #chittrneedsarapture
dunno what you mean.
:)
don't come to the apartment, little man. you're begging for it.
At least you commit smh That's the Strider way
then who's this fat nerdy bitch with red specs on my cock?
@mrWorldwide
someone i have blocked. get rekt.
you as a whole are quite little and you are typically associated with the color blue and last i checked you do indeed have an ass i dont see what the big issue is here buddy
read it again. what do you think it means? you're fat.
hey man youre right but dont say it out loud
you really don't need to feed kids everyday. every 2-3 days teaches self-efficacy and independence.
EGBERTS DISGUST ME.
Eat it.
oh man is he fucking gatekeeping me is that why i get zero play anymore???
i'm so not actually a windy boy. i'm just a regular dude. no powers. no nada. squat.
i dunno if i believe you man
hahaha ew
cronus ampora #nsfvwe
hehehehe.
thanks, dave. :)
oh my god dude another competition you could win! man you are just rollin in #1 prizes rn
you really think im gonna believe that |B(
the little i have seen u on my feed has been about u and food so i feel like people calling u fat may be a lil justified lmao :P
wh hey whats wrong with my hair?? you said you liked it when i asked you last week
HAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahaha there you go again youre like a stomping bunny
also hey i see you pitying my shit gamzee you get over here too
why do people want me dead like 6 or 7 people
꒰ঌ Except it IS and you're a total fuckin dork >:o] ໒꒱
꒰ঌ Can't be mad at the truth! ໒꒱
no dude john 13 is the new meta cuz you are john and you are born 13 ok
the gay sock theory
yo whoever came up with that rule about socks making shit not gay was the gayest gay guys always have some damn socks on like knee socks and some garters if theyre old enough i have never seen a gay guy who wasnt weirdly into socks and stinky feet what does this mean if anything?? #nsfw ???
heh tilts your head up to look at me by your chin whos a good little follower?
getting a bunch of likes on a post is so funny like yeah you liked that didnt you? you think im hilarious yeahhhh
⚞ throating bulge while fondling their belly. SEND CHITT!!!!!!!!!!!! #nsfw ⚟
pineapple is deli(ious! i’ll fight 7ou
im the beatboxing puppy i know you think its funny all the people know they love me i need some food in my tummy im the beatboxing puppy im the beatboxing puppy im the beatboxing puppy
beatboxing puppy
john get your ass up sleep is for pussies
i wish my girlfriend woke up at the same time as me even though im up by 5am i miss her and shes tormenting me by getting a reasonable amount of rest
A DAMN FINE WAY TO LOSE THE TONGUE.
im having so much sex on this website dude #nsfw
my evil plan
it is fucking criminal that john is asleep right now jacking off is fine until i remember how great his ass is now it just feels like torture #nsfw
oh yeah well my you would disagree
he he he he sucks to suck
Ok
cAn 1 help you were you not g1ven enough love And Attent1on As A whAtever the fuck you humAns stArt As becAuse thAts All 1m p1ck1ng up on
youre new 1 dont th1nk 1ll be too hArd on you so you should k1ll yourself #cw-self-hArm
1 d1dnt ActuAlly
Interesting how the hysterical hordes of women are realising I actually make good points once they sit down to read what I say instead of parroting what they've been told to think about me.
hahahaha i knew youd hate it
i can respect the show of loyalty, but we're still going to have to put you into the communal blender tomorrow. with deepest regrets!
shes loyal to her man of course its bros before less important bros
Back in the kitchen baking up a storm for my boy! #BAKING #HAPPYTHURSDAY #CAKEBOSS
There's so many of us which one are you referring to.
im serious he keeps calling me his bro and his friend and talks about how not gay he is im getting mixed signals
THE MOST TRAUMATIC EVENT OF MY LIFE WAS WHEN A DERANGED, SPITEFUL TEENAGER CAME AND BEAT ME UP BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE MY COMIC. I WILL NOT NAME THIS BLUE, WINDY LITTLE GRODY MAN HARLOT OUT OF RESPECT FOR HIS PRIVACY. BECAUSE I'M THE BIGGER FUCKING MAN. HASHTAG. VAGUEPOST.
yall i think john might be onto my thing for fat guys i think im coming on too strong
You boys and your mind games... don't worry! I'll have a fresh slice up in your room in no time!
Hello, son! I missed your replies in my notifications also! :^D And you don't have to play that game with me! I know you miss my cakes more than you let on to not seem like you "care too much"... Hoho, that little boyfriend of yours sure is teaching you some things!
i like the way you think man
It's supposed to be a "sand"wich.
turkey
I'm going to break both of your legs and dump you in the woods. #violence
Kill me yourself and quit whining like a baby. Though you seem to be awfully dedicated to acting immature and bratty so maybe I'm asking too much of you.
Your refusal to answer my question and instead toss it back to me speaks volumes. You're quite immature and I do hope you get over this one day. It was not that serious and you really shouldn't hold it against me when we're forced to share spaces with each other due to our relationships and connections. That is to say, you're a massive weenie and you should quit being an asshole to me online before we turn this into a real fight.
I get the feeling that a certain individual does not like me much after an incident where he was at fault and I merely waited it out to see when he would notice his mistake. Hello, John. Where do we stand?
i warned you about the hidden cameras i told you dog
cant deny the truth bro you need to get better at shutting up and thats really rich coming from me hahahaha
it was worth a try seemed like it worked for a minute there with how loud you got
see? you cant even comprehend how lame it is to call things lame anymore
best friend applications are wide open john has been demoted for not being able to keep up with the big dogs
says sgt geeklord
Tired enough to text the wrong man entirely about your weird homosexual desires? Or do you secretly want to sit on my lap anyways? Either way, you probably need to sleep and fix whatever is wrong with you.
Getting confused with my brother isn't something I thought would happen, but I suppose that guys with glasses aren't to be trusted with telling two people apart.
.the coy shit is lamE