♠ hated by @ectoBiologies
Your answer wasn't going to impact the outcome. See you soon, Johnny.
Yeah? Not in the slightest? Too bad I've got an hour or two to spare and a good reason to come over. Is your dad come?
And I'm sure that you getting your ass stretched out by your boyfriend helps keep up that label of "not gay". Someone should really bend you over and beat your ass for the way you act on here. #nsfw
Yeah, does it really gross you out? Would seeing it up close make it better? Would having it shoved down your throat help with your discomfort? Maybe we can use your tears as lube if your mouth is too dry from all the obnoxious yapping you do, John. #nsfwe #noncon
You are the most insufferable little bastard I've ever had the displeasure of talking to in my entire life and it isn't even close. I will kill you.
I would rather lick my own piss up off of the floor. Hell no.
and you laughed so hard that i thought it had to have been someone else cuz you never find me that funny checkmate
Chicken nuggets, duh.
and †ha†'§ cool. "john" i§ a horribly bland name.
fatass thinking about some foo she cant even finish the word shes that hungry
oh my god no youre a fake fan i did #davetruths way before you even brought up #daveobservations #daveobservations is your thing and #davetruths is my thing
ok well i brought it back when it happened again #davetruths
im gonna tell everyone about how you make out with your stuffed animals man
you could visit me instead. i’m normal.
Hits you back
You really want me to be insightful about the fact you mixed chocolate syrup in almond milk and expected it to taste much more different than almond milk with chocolate syrup? You really should try lactose free milk if you're gonna cry about it tasting like almond milk.
No shit, Sherlock.
sometimes i have to consider my strong negative feelings for dave's is forced. then they say something fucking stupid and no, they are in fact just that annoying.
snitches get stitches bro which i might actually need for a few gashes on my face so maybe uhhh snitches are bitches bro
oh nah dude that would be too much the mentioning cameras thing and not the jail girlfriend thing i mean we were on the roof and thats the one place we dont have any stuff set up for weird questionable filming ill be fine i think
gød take me and whøever is reading this we ready #chittrneedsarapture
At least you commit smh That's the Strider way
@mrWorldwide
you as a whole are quite little and you are typically associated with the color blue and last i checked you do indeed have an ass i dont see what the big issue is here buddy
took that personal, huh?
read it again. what do you think it means? you're fat.
hey man youre right but dont say it out loud
rude. you could skip a few meals.
you really don't need to feed kids everyday. every 2-3 days teaches self-efficacy and independence.
EGBERTS DISGUST ME.
oh man is he fucking gatekeeping me is that why i get zero play anymore???
i dunno if i believe you man
hahaha ew
cronus ampora #nsfvwe
oh my god dude another competition you could win! man you are just rollin in #1 prizes rn
you really think im gonna believe that |B(
the little i have seen u on my feed has been about u and food so i feel like people calling u fat may be a lil justified lmao :P
wh hey whats wrong with my hair?? you said you liked it when i asked you last week
HAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahaha there you go again youre like a stomping bunny
also hey i see you pitying my shit gamzee you get over here too
why do people want me dead like 6 or 7 people
no dude john 13 is the new meta cuz you are john and you are born 13 ok
the gay sock theory
yo whoever came up with that rule about socks making shit not gay was the gayest gay guys always have some damn socks on like knee socks and some garters if theyre old enough i have never seen a gay guy who wasnt weirdly into socks and stinky feet what does this mean if anything?? #nsfw ???
heh tilts your head up to look at me by your chin whos a good little follower?
getting a bunch of likes on a post is so funny like yeah you liked that didnt you? you think im hilarious yeahhhh
⚞ throating bulge while fondling their belly. SEND CHITT!!!!!!!!!!!! #nsfw ⚟
pineapple is deli(ious! i’ll fight 7ou
im the beatboxing puppy i know you think its funny all the people know they love me i need some food in my tummy im the beatboxing puppy im the beatboxing puppy im the beatboxing puppy
beatboxing puppy
john get your ass up sleep is for pussies
i wish my girlfriend woke up at the same time as me even though im up by 5am i miss her and shes tormenting me by getting a reasonable amount of rest
A DAMN FINE WAY TO LOSE THE TONGUE.
it is fucking criminal that john is asleep right now jacking off is fine until i remember how great his ass is now it just feels like torture #nsfw
Ok
cAn 1 help you were you not g1ven enough love And Attent1on As A whAtever the fuck you humAns stArt As becAuse thAts All 1m p1ck1ng up on
youre new 1 dont th1nk 1ll be too hArd on you so you should k1ll yourself #cw-self-hArm
1 d1dnt ActuAlly
hahahaha i knew youd hate it
i can respect the show of loyalty, but we're still going to have to put you into the communal blender tomorrow. with deepest regrets!
shes loyal to her man of course its bros before less important bros
Back in the kitchen baking up a storm for my boy! #BAKING #HAPPYTHURSDAY #CAKEBOSS
There's so many of us which one are you referring to.
im serious he keeps calling me his bro and his friend and talks about how not gay he is im getting mixed signals
THE MOST TRAUMATIC EVENT OF MY LIFE WAS WHEN A DERANGED, SPITEFUL TEENAGER CAME AND BEAT ME UP BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE MY COMIC. I WILL NOT NAME THIS BLUE, WINDY LITTLE GRODY MAN HARLOT OUT OF RESPECT FOR HIS PRIVACY. BECAUSE I'M THE BIGGER FUCKING MAN. HASHTAG. VAGUEPOST.
yall i think john might be onto my thing for fat guys i think im coming on too strong
You boys and your mind games... don't worry! I'll have a fresh slice up in your room in no time!
Hello, son! I missed your replies in my notifications also! :^D And you don't have to play that game with me! I know you miss my cakes more than you let on to not seem like you "care too much"... Hoho, that little boyfriend of yours sure is teaching you some things!
i like the way you think man
It's supposed to be a "sand"wich.
turkey
I'm going to break both of your legs and dump you in the woods. #violence
Kill me yourself and quit whining like a baby. Though you seem to be awfully dedicated to acting immature and bratty so maybe I'm asking too much of you.
Your refusal to answer my question and instead toss it back to me speaks volumes. You're quite immature and I do hope you get over this one day. It was not that serious and you really shouldn't hold it against me when we're forced to share spaces with each other due to our relationships and connections. That is to say, you're a massive weenie and you should quit being an asshole to me online before we turn this into a real fight.
I get the feeling that a certain individual does not like me much after an incident where he was at fault and I merely waited it out to see when he would notice his mistake. Hello, John. Where do we stand?
i warned you about the hidden cameras i told you dog
cant deny the truth bro you need to get better at shutting up and thats really rich coming from me hahahaha
it was worth a try seemed like it worked for a minute there with how loud you got
see? you cant even comprehend how lame it is to call things lame anymore
best friend applications are wide open john has been demoted for not being able to keep up with the big dogs
says sgt geeklord
Tired enough to text the wrong man entirely about your weird homosexual desires? Or do you secretly want to sit on my lap anyways? Either way, you probably need to sleep and fix whatever is wrong with you.
Getting confused with my brother isn't something I thought would happen, but I suppose that guys with glasses aren't to be trusted with telling two people apart.
.the coy shit is lamE