john.
@ectoBiologies
they call me john, probably cause that's my name! 18yo, he/she/they. i like shitty movies and the occasional shitty game.
#davetruths john is my boyfriend and he is nice
#davereplies hi johnny
is this a john fact
i am having terrible back pain lately. i was kind of hoping i had at least another decade until this kind of stuff became an issue. oh man.
Hello, have you ever considered physical treatments such as acupuncture? I am licensed to perform this and can get you down for an appointment within the next month.Kindly, Piercing Adept For business inquiries contact me at Indubitably.com
I would be willing to book the first session for free, in the interest of publicity. Moreover I simply couldn’t charge the Heir of Breath.
woah! that is really neat. if only more people gave me free stuff because of that whole thing hehe. i will be honest i don't know what acupuncture is but i like free stuff so i guess i'm interested.
you will never fucking guess what i found in our storage thingy @ectoBiologies
oh dude!! i'd say that is super sweet (and it is) but considering it's been in your apartment for who knows how long it is probably contaminated or something.
nah man not even in our apartment found this baby in our self storage vault of nightmares bro told me to come down here and look around for some old junk he wanted i dunno but i found this like all the way in the back i was supposed to give it to you a long ass time ago but he tossed it in here without telling me its kinda dusty but it looks fine to me
oh man, that's super sweet! i've been meaning to ask if you wanted to stop by anyway since i have been basically doing nothing for the past few days. maybe you could bring it with you!
fosho dude i gotta give you your ancient ass way too late gift maybe we could go get lunch or something too?
i guess we could but there is nowhere really interesting near me. either way you should come by because i am so bored. :/
i literally get mad when im not made to cry from how hard my face gets smothered by an avalanche of assfat like put your back into it all of it what is all that even for decoration goddamn get some glute utility
haha i saw that before you fixed it.
always an egbert it is always an egbert hot air buffoon
you did it right that time. awesome. #awesome
has any0ne ever made y0u cum s0 hard y0u cried #nsfw
log onto chittr. put minimal effort into bothering people until i get bored. log off of chittr.
wouldnt expect anything less from you brochacho
bringing up that one time dirk said he wanted me like a really long time ago in every argument we have to instantly win. #lifehack
You are the most insufferable little bastard I've ever had the displeasure of talking to in my entire life and it isn't even close. I will kill you.
you have such a hard on for me right now. i am a little flattered and maybe even uncomfortable with the size of the tent you're pitching right now. hahahaha. #nsfw
Yeah, does it really gross you out? Would seeing it up close make it better? Would having it shoved down your throat help with your discomfort? Maybe we can use your tears as lube if your mouth is too dry from all the obnoxious yapping you do, John. #nsfwe #noncon
okay it was funny at first but this just reads like a real actual thought you have and probably jerk off to which is gross. you are gross. yuck! i am also not gay so tough luck hahaha. #nsfw
And I'm sure that you getting your ass stretched out by your boyfriend helps keep up that label of "not gay". Someone should really bend you over and beat your ass for the way you act on here. #nsfw
haha wow you are really weird and kind of creepy! i already told you i am not interested.
Yeah? Not in the slightest? Too bad I've got an hour or two to spare and a good reason to come over. Is your dad come?
Your answer wasn't going to impact the outcome. See you soon, Johnny.
does anybody have that one picture of the guy throwing a rock at an elephant and it says "gayyyy" i think? i need it for something important.
ththiss one?
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