Piercing Adept
@talentedAcupuncturist
Carapacian resident of the human kingdom. Proficient in twenty forms of needlework. Licensed to perform body piercings in the Carapacian and Human Kingdoms. Call or book an appointment on the Web.
I regret to inform the general public that due to a frosting-related chemical spill on our street, our business is currently closed for renovations and repairs. We thank you for your patience in this trying time, and assure you that your scheduled time slots will be maintained, even if they must be rescheduled. Rest assured your appointments will not be cancelled, nor will your deposits be voided. Thankful for your patience, Piercing Adept
You're in her DMs. I'm in her nose piercing her septum. Sassily, Piercing Adept #business #viraltrends
In light of recent social media trends I would like to extend an open offer for positions at my salon for those affected by gross HR violations in their place of work. If you feel in any way unsafe in your current position, we have resources to provide you with a wage and lodgings. Empathetically, Piercing Adept
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < recruiting for the farm. good on ya.
I’m afraid I don’t quite understand what you mean by “farm.” Perplexed, Piercing Adept
On behalf of my business, I would petition @imJunior for the privilege of being granted a badge denoting the effort and pride associated with owning and operating a reputable business. Humbly and patiently, Piercing Adept
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou #fornow... #requestingnewbadges?
I sincerely thank you for your generosity. Gratefully, Piercing Adept
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Regretfully I must inform my clients that a policy of No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service has been implemented at my establishment. Our patrons are expected to hold to certain standards of cleanliness. I ask that patrons please afford my place of business the same respect that we deliver to our customers. Humbly, Piercing Adept
With respect to my last post, I would ask the good people of Chittr what their favorite candy is, with special regard to those that may be sold individually wrapped. Curiously, Piercing Adept #marketresearch #businessstrategy #polls #candy
Butterscotch Buttons.
sour pat(h watermelon
chocolate is my fave kind, for individually wrapped i love a peppermint patty! or those like, creamy chocolate filled truffles.
cherry liqueur truffles :3
In light of health and safety concerns related to bread, we have decided not to move forward with the previously announced plan to provide complementary baked goods in our business. Instead, we have opted to obtain a bowl of candy for the lobby. Regretfully, Piercing Adept
I regret I must make a public callout post on my Chittr.com. @synchronizedChemist I must ask why you hated my chit about the soon-to-be offerings of bread at my establishment. I'm aware your place of work is to distribute free muffins, however; I was under the impression that bread and muffins were two distinct niches of business practice, and as such I was not "intruding upon your territory," so to speak. Unless you meant to imply that you hate bread, or the free offering thereof? Perhaps beefing, Piercing Adept #competitivebusinessstrategy #businessstrategy
⫸ hell⨀. i fe4r y⨀u 4re wr⨀ng... thr free muffins 4re just ⨀ne p4rt ⨀f 4 bigger pl4n t⨀ l⨀⨀k⨀ut f⨀r p⨀tenti4l cust⨀mers f⨀r 4 future business...which includes b⨀th muffins 4nd bre4d. i d⨀n't h4ve 4 pr⨀blem with free bre4d. i'll just s4y everything i b4ke is h⨀mem4de 4nd fresh by the w4y :-)
An Announcement: My establishment will soon be offering Free Bread in the waiting room. It may be some time before this is implemented, as I will have to obtain the proper food-handling licenses. We ask that patrons practice patience as we transition to handling these new products and services. We are currently accepting applications for positions related to bread and the handling thereof. You can find our page on Indubitably.com. Enthusiastically, Piercing Adept
PLEASEEEEE
As per my last post, please practice patience in these exciting times. Admonishgly, Yet excitedly, Piercing Adept
What kind o|>f bread tho|>ugh... and is it freshly baked... this is all very impo|>rtant info|>....
I regret that I am unable to provide an official answer at this time. However, tentatively. Maybe. Baking, Piercing Adept
An Announcement: In light of recent requests and complaints, I would make it clear that we cannot, and will not, pierce more than one(1) inch of SOFT tissue. We do not have the equipment to perform piercings through bone, teeth, horn, or through an entire appendage. I would urge you, for the safety of yourself and our staff, not to insist upon procedures we are neither capable nor qualified to perform. Firmly, Piercing Adept
It has come to my attention that I should post an “update” on my Chittr page. Two hours ago I announced an open offer for walk-in piercings, for the duration of One Hour. As of one hour ago this offer is closed. Please stop using our Transportalizer. We do not have room for any new patron(s) at this time. Exasperatedly, Piercing Adept
A client has cancelled their appointment, leaving me with an open time slot. I will be available for walk-ins for about the next hour. I do a variety of facial piercings, including but not limited to earlobe, septum, lip, tongue, and eyebrow. Street or Transportalizer network address upon request. Patiently, Piercing Adept
One hour into having a social media presence and I’ve already secured an appointment with a new client. This was truly a wise business decision. Excitedly, Piercing Adept
I’ve been informed any tradeswoman in the modern era is wise to maintain a social media presence. I bid greetings to the residents of Chittr.ing. Kindly, Piercing Adept For business inquiries contact me at Indubitably.com