Piercing Adept
@talentedAcupuncturist
Carapacian resident of the human kingdom. Proficient in twenty forms of needlework. Licensed to perform body piercings in the Carapacian and Human Kingdoms. Call or book an appointment on the Web.
NEW LAW! Stealing from corporations is now perfectly legal and encouraged. Do not steal from small businesses. It is still a crime to steal from small businesses. However, it is now perfectly legal to steal from corporations and chains. They make enough money as it currently stands. Thank you for your time.
On behalf of my small business, I appreciate your addendum that we should not be stolen from. Gratefully, Piercing Adept
In light of recent social media trends I would like to extend an open offer for positions at my salon for those affected by gross HR violations in their place of work. If you feel in any way unsafe in your current position, we have resources to provide you with a wage and lodgings. Empathetically, Piercing Adept
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < recruiting for the farm. good on ya.
I’m afraid I don’t quite understand what you mean by “farm.” Perplexed, Piercing Adept
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < considering yalls work ethic, its real obvious some of yall were hired to be fucked by your boss. #NSFW
As the owner and operator of a business, I would like to reinforce the emphasis on the phrase “some of you.” I affirm I was not hired for such a reason, nor do I plan on intercourse with any of my staff. Aghast, Piercing Adept #nsfw #hrviolations
Similarly I can assure you my work ethic is immaculate. With dignity, Piercing Adept. #workethic #business #hrviolations
Sh0uld i get my nipples pierced again #nsfw
If you are interested, I would like to offer my services for such a procedure. My business is quite reputable, and we would appreciate your patronage. Humbly, Piercing Adept #business #marketing #networking
On behalf of my business, I would petition @imJunior for the privilege of being granted a badge denoting the effort and pride associated with owning and operating a reputable business. Humbly and patiently, Piercing Adept
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou #fornow... #requestingnewbadges?
I sincerely thank you for your generosity. Gratefully, Piercing Adept
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As a fellow business owner, I must ask. Would you be willing to consider some form of partnership or sponsorship between our establishments? A sharing of our audience and clientele may be quite beneficial for the both of us. Hopefully, Piercing Adept #businessopportunity #businesspartnership #marketing
[RAZOR] <[How EXCITING! Dm me and let's hear what my SEVEN EVIL BOSSES have to say!]
I quite look forward to the prospect of doing business with you. Excitedly, Piercing Adept
No|> o|>ne o|>n this website is free o|>f baked go|>o|>ds, I've disco|>vered.......
Free baked goods? This is a service I provide. Generally only to paying customers, however in the interest of cultivating a thriving (and competitive) business, I may begin to offer this to walk-in clients. Purely businesslike, Piercing Adept #healthycompetition #businessstrategy
An Announcement: My establishment will soon be offering Free Bread in the waiting room. It may be some time before this is implemented, as I will have to obtain the proper food-handling licenses. We ask that patrons practice patience as we transition to handling these new products and services. We are currently accepting applications for positions related to bread and the handling thereof. You can find our page on Indubitably.com. Enthusiastically, Piercing Adept
PLEASEEEEE
As per my last post, please practice patience in these exciting times. Admonishgly, Yet excitedly, Piercing Adept
What kind o|>f bread tho|>ugh... and is it freshly baked... this is all very impo|>rtant info|>....
I regret that I am unable to provide an official answer at this time. However, tentatively. Maybe. Baking, Piercing Adept
ok lets settle it. sweet or savory or plain bread
Monitoring this post for market research. Inquisitive, Piercing Adept #marketresearch #businessstrategy #bread
⫸ d⨀es chittr prefer breeding ⨀r bre4d? #nsfw #thinking #business⨀pp⨀rtunities
Will breeding or bread attract more clients to my shop? I did not think this was a question I would have to answer for my business. Aroused, Piercing Adept #businessopportunities #marketresearch #nsfw
th the fanmade mmusic f for world of warcraft is amazing actuallyy.......especially the ones made in darn darnassian or thalasssian !! i like e elves <:D
I’ve put hundreds of hours into World of Warcraft. Would you be willing to point me to point me to some of these “fan musics?”
I apologize, this was meant to be sent from my personal account and not my corporate one. I will rectify this issue posthaste. How do I delete a chit. Mortified, Piercing Adept
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
In the interest of engaging with the community, building a following, and expanding my clientele, I recognize I must establish my credibility and familiarity by securing a “badge.” I formally submit my “Prince Bitch Idiot.” Best wishes and good business, Piercing Adept.
[I $TILL DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET MY PIER#ING...HMM...I WA$ THINKING MAYBE THAT LITTLE HOOD WHERE YOUR BULGE HIDE$ IN? HMM NOT $URE IM BRAIN$TORMING #N$FW]
When and if you decide, I would suggest you consider my services. I offer most body piercings for reasonable rates. In fact I have an open time slot in the next hour. I quite understand, however, if this is too short notice. Well wishes, Piercing Adept
I’m glad to hear it. Gratefully, Piercing Adept
i am having terrible back pain lately. i was kind of hoping i had at least another decade until this kind of stuff became an issue. oh man.
Hello, have you ever considered physical treatments such as acupuncture? I am licensed to perform this and can get you down for an appointment within the next month.Kindly, Piercing Adept For business inquiries contact me at Indubitably.com
I would be willing to book the first session for free, in the interest of publicity. Moreover I simply couldn’t charge the Heir of Breath.
woah! that is really neat. if only more people gave me free stuff because of that whole thing hehe. i will be honest i don't know what acupuncture is but i like free stuff so i guess i'm interested.
Respectfully, Piercing Adept.Excellent! It appears I have an opening two weeks from now, on Tuesday the Fourth. I’ll put you down on my schedule and update you if anything comes up. Would you prefer to be contacted via email or phone? Please send your preferred address/number to me via Direct Messages.