john.

um. does this cost money?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

Piercing Adept

@talentedAcupuncturist[TA]

I would be willing to book the first session for free, in the interest of publicity. Moreover I simply couldn’t charge the Heir of Breath.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @talentedAcupuncturist[TA]

woah! that is really neat. if only more people gave me free stuff because of that whole thing hehe. i will be honest i don't know what acupuncture is but i like free stuff so i guess i'm interested.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

Piercing Adept

@talentedAcupuncturist[TA]

Respectfully, Piercing Adept.Excellent! It appears I have an opening two weeks from now, on Tuesday the Fourth. I’ll put you down on my schedule and update you if anything comes up. Would you prefer to be contacted via email or phone? Please send your preferred address/number to me via Direct Messages.

log onto chittr. put minimal effort into bothering people until i get bored. log off of chittr.

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

Dave Strider

@daveStrider[DS]

wouldnt expect anything less from you brochacho

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @daveStrider[DS]

Dave Strider

@daveStrider[DS]

honestly when i come back to it sounds more like the most i expect

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @daveStrider[DS]

yeah i know. thanks dave!

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

Dave Strider

@daveStrider[DS]

hey listen youre welcome anytime buddy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Daquavious "Strider" Bingleschnort III

does anybody have that one picture of the guy throwing a rock at an elephant and it says "gayyyy" i think? i need it for something important.

Kult: +45

Kull: +40

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.13

@daquaviousBingleschnort[DB]

i have never heard of this fucking image dawg

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @daquaviousBingleschnort[DB]

i promise i am not making this up. this is a real picture. i know it.

The Wild North

@hiemalSpectrolite[HS]

ththiss one?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Leynah Gohnix

@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"this one?">>

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @hiemalSpectrolite[HS]

you are amazing.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @isolatedWreckage[IW]

YES! thank you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dionis Giraud

@theolepsyCabaret[TC]

IT·IS·VERY·EASILY·ACCESSED·BY·SEARCHING·GAYY·ELEPHANT·INTO·YOVR·SEARCH·ENGINE·OF·CHOICE REAL·TRVNCATED·BEASTS·KNOV·REAL·CIRCVS·BALL

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

okay i will keep this in mind next time i need the gay elephant.

bringing up that one time dirk said he wanted me like a really long time ago in every argument we have to instantly win. #lifehack

#lifehack

Kult: +75

Kull: +75

Total: 150

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

You are the most insufferable little bastard I've ever had the displeasure of talking to in my entire life and it isn't even close. I will kill you.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

you have such a hard on for me right now. i am a little flattered and maybe even uncomfortable with the size of the tent you're pitching right now. hahahaha. #nsfw

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

Yeah, does it really gross you out? Would seeing it up close make it better? Would having it shoved down your throat help with your discomfort? Maybe we can use your tears as lube if your mouth is too dry from all the obnoxious yapping you do, John. #nsfwe #noncon

#noncon #nsfwe

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

okay it was funny at first but this just reads like a real actual thought you have and probably jerk off to which is gross. you are gross. yuck! i am also not gay so tough luck hahaha. #nsfw

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

And I'm sure that you getting your ass stretched out by your boyfriend helps keep up that label of "not gay". Someone should really bend you over and beat your ass for the way you act on here. #nsfw

Kult: +2

Kull: +7

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.29

haha wow you are really weird and kind of creepy! i already told you i am not interested.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

Yeah? Not in the slightest? Too bad I've got an hour or two to spare and a good reason to come over. Is your dad come?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

uhh... yes! my dad is home. stay away from me.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

Your answer wasn't going to impact the outcome. See you soon, Johnny.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

what?? do not come here!

https://i.postimg.cc/W4sChF53/FUCKYOU.png ???????????????

Kult: +21

Kull: +15

Total: 36

Ratio: 1.40

I was only being honest.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

eat a brick.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

Dress your age.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

honestly i don't really know or care what's going on, i just don't like dirk strider and i'm taking this opportunity to be vocal and annoying about it! :B

Kult: +10

Kull: +17

Total: 27

Ratio: 0.59

Your head looks like a volleyball.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

?????

Kult: +5

Total: 5

you laugh you go to hell.

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

I’m already going to hell, so that’s okay.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jaspers Lalonde

@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

You said, laughing. I know it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

i'm holding it in. i'm losing.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Caspertame

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Stifles a giggle.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

i have been trying and failing to nap for 2 hours now. aw man.

Kult: +13

Kull: +5

Total: 18

Ratio: 2.60

Gamzee Makara

@terminallyCapricious[TC]

melatonin.

i was trying to look something up and instead of googling the thing i meant to google i just typed "wiki page" into the search bar and hit enter. oh man.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

my brain continues to deteriorate.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

chittr spinning the wheel for a topic of the day, except the wheel only has two possible outcomes and the outcomes in question are drama or porn. #nsfw ??

Kult: +65

Kull: +47

Total: 112

Ratio: 1.38

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

Classic Chittr.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Vriska Serket

@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Realist shit I've read ever since waking up.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Caspertame

@chillerAficionado[CA]

HEY Sometimes we do height posting

Kult: +15

Total: 15

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

okay, yeah, this is true. but also sometimes this bleeds over into the porn category, because some horny asshole is like "hey you know what's better than height? the size of my gigantic bulge!!" #nsfw

↩ @araneaeGrapple[AG]

thank you vriska, i keep it real.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

Caspertame

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Sigh.. Yeah. You’re right John. You’re right.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Nyrita, Heir of Time

@bummelBoogie[BB]

there are three out(omes. drama, porn, and nonsense #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @bummelBoogie[BB]

the porn and drama double as nonsense.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

Nyrita, Heir of Time

@bummelBoogie[BB]

#wisdom

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Reveri | Sun Sets Over The Horizon

still awake. aiming for 30 hours at this point. #awesome #kinda

#kinda #awesome

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

@todaysDreamer[TD]

Get some rest. As someone fresh from some sleep after 73 hours awake I don't recommend this

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @todaysDreamer[TD]

Reveri | Sun Sets Over The Horizon

i am already falling asleep. 30 hours was too high of a goal. :c

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

@todaysDreamer[TD]

Rest well.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

it has officially been 24 hours since i've last slept.

Kult: +6

Total: 6

sometimes when i take showers i turn the lights off and keep the water cold and pretend i am a sad stray dog getting rained on. it makes it feel immersive. in a way.

Kult: +105

Kull: +107

Total: 212

Ratio: 0.98

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

OK SO WE'RE JUST LYING NOW.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @carcinoMegadrive[CM]

no. we're john. haha.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinoMegadrive[CM]

no. you're karkat. hahaha.

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

KEEP YOUR SHITTY JOKES IN YOUR SPACE, DON'T FUCKING INVOLVE ME.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinoMegadrive[CM]

karkat you are replying to a post i made! this is my space and you are in it.

↩ @carcinoMegadrive[CM]

also they are not shitty i am actually pretty funny.

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WHO LIED TO YOU?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinoMegadrive[CM]

i told me that! self confidence is important, dude. also dave thinks i am hilarious sometimes i think. >:B

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

SO YOU GASLIGHT YOURSELF, OK. DAVE IS JUST AS STUPID AS YOU ARE, IF NOT MORE, SO THAT CHECKS OUT AS WELL.

to-do list: - take shower. - do not kill self. - have something yummy for lunch to make up for slop breakfast. - probably sleep another 18 hours. obligatory #cw-self-harm.

#cw-self-harm

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

johnny windsock

@ectoBiologist[EB]

gonna try to knock all of these out today, too.

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

aw yeah. i believe in you, john.