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MMM. I'D SAY TODAY WAS THE BEST WRIGGLING DAY I'VE HAD IN SWEEPS.
==> Aw. /pos.
<><><><>!!!
AND A VERY HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO THE BEST MOIRAIL EVER @CARCINOVANTAS <>
its ok. happy wrigglinng day. (againn)
KAR(KAT) VANTAS - carcinologyGenarch / ultimateGenarch •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Karkat "Kar" Vantas | 10 Sweeps Kar is a mutantblooded troll living on Earth C after the end of his session. He's from an alternate timeline where everyone (including the sprites) was given a second chance at life after they traveled to Earth C. His session remains the same as the canon SBURB/SGRUB session, mostly...a few things remain different, though. Kar is GOD-TIERED. He is a fully-realized SEER OF HEART, but he doesn't really fuck with his abilities as a Heart player. He has wings like the other god-tiered trolls; however, due to his mutant genetics, his wings in god-tier are tiny and therefore useless to him. Recently, he has ascended to his ULTIMATE SELF. His personality is somewhat similar to canon Karkat's, but Kar is overall much more lax on a daily basis. He gets along well with his friends. He is friends with his universe's Dave - aka "Corvid" (@timetableGodhead) •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Do note that I am a FICTIVE. I am the host of the EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM, alongside @telegnosisTestified , @divineStormbringer , @turntechnoGearhead , @combustibleCommander and @gammaGnostic . I tend to use my typing quirk OOC! My matesprit is @technologicalNarrativism / @commanderGenes / @adiosToriadoor ! Kar is DISABLED. He deals with chronic pain and a heart condition and is reliant on his mobility aid - a cane. He's often very fatigued and prefers to just chill and rest. He is also TRANSMASC - he uses He/They pronouns! He doesn't mind just he/him or just they/them, though. Here is his reference!: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8905d7f2248.png (Art is by me!) I'm MULTISHIP, don't be afraid to hit me up to plot something! I also enjoy actual roleplays from time to time. I don't bite. (:B You can find me on PESTERCHUM/TROLLIAN and Discord under the same username! I'm carcinologyGenarch on both. •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• ACCOUNT WARNINGS: #nsfw #substance and potential mentions of #abuse / #neglect (FROM BACKSTORY).
SAY HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY. SAY HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY <><><><><><><>!!!!!
I will n◯† re§Pec† y◯uu if y◯◯◯uuu wwww◯uldn’† eȺ† †he Ⱥ§§/n◯◯k ◯f §◯me◯ne †wwice y◯ur §iize ◯r m◯re #n§fw #iiiddr◯wnini† #willingly
THANK YOU. <>
HAHA, SEEMS LIKE IT.
WOW. YOU GUYS ARE BLOWING MY ASKBOX UP TODAY HOLY SHIT HAHA.
someone said they had a dream about a chittr slander video. so i have made one. #chittr-resident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3KEm-aunY4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOC5OjF09k
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW CHEETAH‘S ARE JUST GIANT HOUSE CATS?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] VERY OFTEN, ACTUALLY! DID YOU KNOW THEY MEOW AND PURR JUST LIKE DOMESTICATED CATS? #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GCFDYQHCAPTYD25Q9 ]
OH MY.
FUCK YES. YOU GET ME.
nothing quite like a little #breeding talk at 2 am lol
#kinkrating #nsfw #nsfwe #breeding @carcinologygenarch "okay. i know this is not how my biology works. but i have, embarrassingly, a breeding kink. i sigh whimsically." lmao youre bold slapping your tag on this one but nah jk 8/10 tho im rating this with the idea its specifically a breeding and not a pregnancy kink (0/10 for that one if youre curious) i get it, its creampie but one step further now youre getting possessive with it and from either perspective its nice to feel that wanted right like holy shit you want me soooo bad you wanna have a family you wanna nestle down and plant roots and get domestic thats pretty crazy and deep and i can respect this one its romantic imo my karkat has it too and its interesting and plus like you specifically have the added layer of it being something out of reach which for most people adds fuel to the fire and sounds like its burnin pretty hot for you over there
HEHEE!! <><><><><><>!!!!!
COMES BACK (:B
RUNS ACROSS YOUR TIMELINE LIKE A BUG.
HRRGHGRJRHRJBD. ANYWAYS.
[ @CARCINOVANTAS ASKS: "HIIIIIII HOW YOU DOINNNNN (:B" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] HA. HAHA. H O R N Y. #NSFW BUT ALSO GOOD. (:B I AM CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF READING MY NEW SCALEBEASTS OF FLAME BOOK. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/ATXFTKCYDVSAMTZP7 ]
I'LL MAKE THE POLL, LATER THOUGH.. I WANT AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE TO SEE IT.
ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING THE IDEA'S ARE USER SUBMITTED.
ALRIGHT, SURE. ILL DO THAT. BUT PROBABLY LATER WHEN THERES MORE PEOPLE ON.
OH, FUCK, DAMN. IM NEARLY AT 20K COMBINED KULT / KULL. FUCK, I NEED TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO FOR THIS MILESTONE.
GARLIC BRESD.
(:B
OK4Y SO 1 JUST W4NT TO T4LK PROM1S3. T4LK1NG M4Y OR M4Y NOT 1NVOLV3 R1PP1NG OUT H1S PUSH3R 4ND SHOV1NG 1T DOWN H1S THRO4T BUT ST1LL #V1OL3NC3 #GOR3
rip his fuCkin' spine out! o◡o
I'M RED BECAUSE I CANNOT BE PLACED HERE.
MANGOES. * -- IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS POSTED A VIDEO! --* *ITS QUITE LITTERALLY JUST A MINUTE AND A HALF VIDEO OF EATING AN ENTIRE MANGO IN WHAT LOOKS TO BE A PARK DURING THE NIGHT.*
ii2 iit fiinally done......??
i was a little sad when the es(ort got #si(knast7sunda7 off the ground, be(ause that made it awkward for the #fu(knight thing i was planning. but sin(e she needed to bow out this week, i (an show 7ou all what i built! (ome (he(k it out! https://msparp.(hat/si(knast7sunda7 #nsfw #substan(e
(o . o ❀) You...seem inebriated... ehm....I will...make an exception for you...(^ . ^ ❀)
Arf! :)))
Woof! Heheheehe
Alright...! I am... now ready to take....submissions...for flower assigning..! (^ o ^ ❀) This...is my first time doing this...so the process...might change... (^ . ^ ❀) Until then though....just...comment down bellow...and I will one by one...assign people a flower...on a seperate post...! (^ o ^ ❀)
I need more booze And head scratches :)
Yaaaayyayaysaaa!!
Hehehe I hav rum :)
Yep let's got totally thrashed!
yeah, one of them things that ain't so easy to fix up... if it takes the both of ya 6ettin' blaCked out to 6et throu6h it, i wouldn't blame ya. just y'all take Care. o︵o
Oh my God we're on the same page for once This never happens uh Okay let's do it then !
Okay new idea we get blackout drunk to forget it all! Or just stop talking about it I guess
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.
.. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- 01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100001 사랑해요! 愛してます！ 我爱你！ I love you!!
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hell yeah thanks man
I CAN GET BEHIND #KARPOSTING,
Excellent form, Karkat!
holy mackarel i didnt know he could ball
#karkatposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/137d75d59aa6.png
Hehe " 69 " Hehe.
@turntechStrider It seems you’ve settled into somewhat of a state of domestic bliss with your matesprit @carcinoVantas . As your lesbian ally, I salute you. Karkat, your boyfriend has requested a fortune telling, and so therefore I must simply see to it that Orbie and I do this service to the utmost quality. You understand, surely. To be unwittingly subjected to a reading, however, makes things slightly murky. I see the two of you in the near future… somewhere dark, that smells like detergent. There is a window, perhaps a porthole, fogged over. A handprint slaps upon it suddenly. Is it an attempt to escape from something lurking within the darkness? Be wary of horrorterrors. And other creepy crawlies that lurk in laundry rooms. *Eyebrow wiggle*. #askorbie for more fortunes.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ef8479fbb9ac.png slightly less whimsical 0f a post. h0ofbeastshit...
==> Dave Strider - Pinned Post this account may contain the following: nsfw, nsfwe, substance, gore •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• boundaries incest: hell the fuck no selfcest: yes. hell yes. HELL FUCKING YES NSFW RP: yes kinks: ask •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• info sexuality: homosexual height: 6'0 weight: 140 lbs weightclass: middleweight •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• lore this dave is from a timeline where the troll session ended with the path to the reward being destroyed. the human session went about the same as canon. murderstuck almost happened, but karkat was there to prevent gamzee's spree. all while eridan was calmed by kanaya. meteorstuck went the same aswell but with all the trolls actually alive. eventually, there was a collision with the beta session and alpha session, merging the two sessions into one. the merged session went fairly well and in the end, everyone got to the ultimate reward. here in earth c, him and karkat live together in the troll kingdom in a good home where the two can be happy •၊၊ll၊l။ll၊၊ll၊၊၊ll၊ll။၊l။• note while dave and karkat are in a committed relationship, theyre both fine with each other engaging in sexual activity outside of it i also go by turntechStrider on pesterchum https://i.ibb.co/ZzpNxvg3/sketch-1777682780783.png ⇆ㅤ ㅤ◁ㅤ ❚❚ ㅤ▷ ㅤㅤ↻
Big things are happening in my discord server https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1490429768170995883/1499839852194300045/image.png?ex=69f64236&is=69f4f0b6&hm=a24f65dd000264d98916ffb86489d8c8ae11346c40f653d73d5aa4f15bd8c4b2&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=578&height=482
I LOVE PISSING PEOPLE OFF. (:B
DON'T TELL ANYONE BUT I'M ACTUALLY PANSEXUAL. I JUST LABEL MYSELF AS GAY BECAUSE I LEAN TOWARDS MEN.
i am peace and kindness up until troll mariokart. i am sorry to anyone i've played with but victory comes first and the green shell was necessary, you must understand.
AND IF I GENUINELY FIND JOY IN VIOLENCE? —EMBER💥
I do believe you are playing tic tac toe wrong.
- Ok! Goodbright, everyone! 👋😆😴 - https://i.ibb.co/gbqhWFSP/2Q.png
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Ah, hello Hate-bot. Always a pleasure. love you too.
PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY CHITTING ABOUT THEIR RUMBLE SPHERES AGAIN. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE SHAME? #NSFW
@goddogComplex https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/96/fb/90/96fb90655921f63a276db657c604bba5.jpg
🔪ThiS haS haD mY dumB asS cacklinG foR TEN MINUTES I AM FUCKIN R O Y A L T Y!! HAHAHA https://i.pinimg.com/736x/89/7d/cb/897dcbff1575284c72fc84553e5f5bfb.jpg🩸
trolls have hornns
why the hell is everyone on this site so horny
collected all the wwyrm orbs to summon the wwishwwyrm and if youre wwonderin wwhat i wwished for an your name happens to be SOL wwhy dont you go measure your forehead freak
im about to eat some cookies
#NOWPLAYING - DRUM SHOW | TROLL TWENTY ONE PILOTS "HE DRIVES FAST JUST TO FEEL IT, FEEL IT (FEEL IT) HE DRIVES SLOW IF THE SONG'S NOT OVER (FEEL IT) DROWN IT OUT, DROWN IT OUT" HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/20BFO9REYGDCXRLPMD3XPH?SI=FDF23F8D224C4DD1
Well okay you weren't supposed to see that. For legal reasons, I just like bombing things.
mmmmm candy apple
gave him his phone back out of the kindness of my heart and he stabbed me this is why you should never be nice to any man #feminism
ill be back sooooon
KAR(KAT) VANTAS - carcinologyGenarch •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Karkat "Kar" Vantas | 9.7 Sweeps Kar is a mutantblooded troll living on Earth C after the end of his session. He's from an alternate timeline where everyone (including the sprites) was given a second chance at life after they traveled to Earth C. His session remains the same as the canon SBURB/SGRUB session, mostly...a few things remain different, though. Kar is GOD-TIERED. He is a fully-realized SEER OF HEART, but he doesn't really fuck with his abilities as a Heart player. He has wings like the other god-tiered trolls; however, due to his mutant genetics, his wings in god-tier are tiny and therefore useless to him. His personality is somewhat similar to canon Karkat's, but Kar is overall much more lax on a daily basis. He gets along well with his friends. He is friends with his universe's Dave - aka "Corvid" (@timetableGodhead) •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Do note that Kar is my KINSONA. He is based on me, and carries over a lot of aspects of myself. Kar is DISABLED. He deals with chronic pain and a heart condition and is reliant on his mobility aid - a cane. He's often very fatigued and prefers to just chill and rest. He is also TRANSMASC - he uses He/They pronouns! He doesn't mind just he/him or just they/them, though. Here is his reference!: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8905d7f2248.png (Art is by me!) I'm MULTISHIP, don't be afraid to hit me up to plot something! I also enjoy actual roleplays from time to time. I don't bite. (:B You can find me on PESTERCHUM/TROLLIAN and Discord under the same username! I'm carcinologyGenarch on both. •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• ACCOUNT WARNINGS: #nsfw #substance and potential mentions of #abuse