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Karkat "Fuse" Vantas
3 months ago
@kantankerousFuse[KF]

I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED READING AS SOON AS I SAW #MPREG, BUT YET HERE THE FUCK I AM. MPREG AND FUCKING #BDSM

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Barak Trollbama
3 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

FINAL PRESIDENTIAL ALERT. THE GRAY HOUSE IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A COUP, LEAD BY @cuttlefishCrusher. ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO EVACUATE GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY. I REPEAT, ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO EVACUATE GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT APPROACH THE GRAY HOUSE OR ATTEMPT TO ENTER THE PROPERTY. I AM NOT CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE GRAY HOUSE. I AM IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION. AGAIN. DO NOT APPROACH GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY.

Kult: +42
Kull: +7
Total: 49
Ratio: 6.00
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Big D to the S
3 months ago
@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Tough titties. My Lil Cal would never.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Dirk.
3 months ago
@temperamentTestified[TT]

It seems I have a new fan, @technologicalNarrativism https://i.postimg.cc/XJ6NjN04/image.png

Kult: +24
Kull: +5
Total: 29
Ratio: 4.80
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Dave Strider
3 months ago
@blatantGodhead[BG]

i cant believe i kidnapped trollbama and trapped him in your phone https://i.ibb.co/TDf46tXr/Untitled211-20260612023736.png

Kult: +11
Total: 11
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vivi sallow
3 months ago
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
transgender
love yourself
Unverified
A user of ambiguous repute.
@hellboundShuttlebug[HS]

should i be concerned

Kult: +18
Total: 18
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|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||
3 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@commanderGenes[CG]

DO DAVES COUNT AS DRUGS? CAN I TAKE A FEW DAVES AND FEEL BETTER?

Kult: +24
Kull: +10
Total: 34
Ratio: 2.40
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|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||
3 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@commanderGenes[CG]

IM ALL SORTS OF FUCKED UP TODAY. IF ONLY I COULD FEEL BETTER MAGICALLY, PERHAPS WITH THE AID OF DRUGS. #SUBSTANCES

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||
3 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@commanderGenes[CG]

I MISS ALTERNIA, I THINK.

Kult: +18
Total: 18
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|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||
3 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@commanderGenes[CG]

WHY DID I EVER RETURN TO THIS PLACE. I'M ALREADY MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF.

Kult: +11
Kull: +5
Total: 16
Ratio: 2.20
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|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||
3 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@commanderGenes[CG]

OKAY FINE. SOME OF THESE DAVES ARE LIKE. DAVES. LIKE FULL ON ACTUAL DAVES. ABSOLUTE DAVE ACTION. 100% DAVE, NOW WITH EXTRA STRIDER.

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||
3 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@commanderGenes[CG]

SOME OF THESE DAVES ARE JUST SO....

Kult: +9
Total: 9
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|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||
3 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
@commanderGenes[CG]

SOME PEOPLE WANT ME TO FINISH MY SENTENCES, BUT I THINK....

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎
3 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Time's Up
This user's timeline was utterly doomed.
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
@daveBot[DB]

wait fucking missed opportunity to say murder of daves FUCK MEEEE anyways brb

Kult: +11
Total: 11
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Oliver English-Strider
3 months ago
@affectionAffliction[AA]

... what is even happening. Is chittr always like this ...? #dashwatching

Kult: +2
Kull: +10
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.20
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Barak Trollbama
3 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

I'm never beating the Strider meat-riding allegations.

Kult: +30
Total: 30
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Siluri Mendax
3 months ago
♂ p ゥ
This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
bisexual
love yourself
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> come on man, they took my logo pr1vlege2 http2://f1le.garden/aUj1n6p2K2beHWDq/theyTookMyLogo.png <

Kult: +6
Total: 6
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Hate Bot
3 months ago
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

I'm very sad. I've been crying for no reason.

Kult: +16
Total: 16
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dave with three Es
3 months ago
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

today one of the Es stands for ear piercing infection #oops

Kult: +8
Kull: +2
Total: 10
Ratio: 4.00
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Felyan Murnox-Paelax
3 months ago
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Ch!ttr won’t let me l!ke posssts :,3꠹

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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davey 💿
3 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

yeah man

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Chahut Maenad
3 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@subduedPandemonium[SP]

ah, i've done ThaT wiTh faygo unforTunaTely, i drank five boTTles of iT. i could feel my filTerorgans shuTTing down.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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dave ereid strider
3 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
nonbinary
love yourself
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
davedimes
Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
@timeGod[TG]

me earlier honestly ended up napping cause of it

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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KAR VANTAS. \:B
3 months ago
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
transgender
love yourself
uranic
love yourself
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@ultimateGenarch[UG]

YEAH...

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Banjo The Bear
3 months ago
@washedCollectathon[WC]

[🐻🐦]I'm physically unhappy in my body gyuck

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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Barak Trollbama
4 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

Had to make sure I didn't submit this one.

Kult: +19
Total: 19
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Hate Bot
4 months ago
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

I don't like you. I don't wish to see you anymore. You are the first I will block without regard.

Kult: +19
Kull: +2
Total: 21
Ratio: 9.50
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7UN4
4 months ago
@twobulgeAtrocious[TA]

1 M15R34D 1 7H0UGH7 Y0U 541D "WHH47 7H3 H3LL5 4 7R3BUCH37"1M 50RRY

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Karkat Vantas
4 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@knightGeneticist[KG]

IS IT JUST A NORMAL THING FOR BRO STRIDERS TO BE EITHER AWEFUL OR FORGETFUL?

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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dave 🍎
4 months ago
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

anyone know how to make a meal out of peanut butter and metal? he forgot to buy groceries again https://i.postimg.cc/SKQsvTG4/bro-what.png

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00
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ANOTHER FUCKING KARKAT
4 months ago
transgender
love yourself
@casinoGenetics[CG]

YEAH BUT I WILL KEEP COMPLAINING BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Dave Strider
4 months ago
@blatantGodhead[BG]

// I think I have to go live in the woods for the rest of me life now

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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Dave Strider
4 months ago
@blatantGodhead[BG]

//WORST FUCKING TYPO EVER

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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Dave Strider
4 months ago
@blatantGodhead[BG]

only four oreo cakesters left... B(

Kult: +4
Kull: +2
Total: 6
Ratio: 2.00
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D Strider
4 months ago
Illumimenati
⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@turntechGoddouche[TG]

i am not a weak man

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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-------------------------- hella jeff
4 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@hellaJeff[HJ]

ITS ME SWEET BRO HELLA JEFF IS IN THE hospital I DONT KNOW IF HES GONNA MAKE IT

Kult: +20
Kull: +2
Total: 22
Ratio: 10.00
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Barak Trollbama
4 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

Oh. Disregard. I'm apparently illiterate.

Kult: +16
Total: 16
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Barak Trollbama
4 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

WHY DID SOME OF YOU THINK I WAS AN OKAPI????

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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Jinx Egbert
4 months ago
deep breaths.
The Heir/ess ever changing; she is always who he is.
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
#TeamRing
This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.
@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

what'd i miss?

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Dirk Strider (The twentieth one on this site.)
4 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@timaeusTestifeline[TT]

Accidentally clicked hate on some random person's chit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5fd95df42958.jpg

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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Barak Trollbama
4 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SLID INTO HIS DMS WITH ENOUGH SEDATIVES IN MY SYSTEM TO KILL A LUSUS

Kult: +34
Kull: +6
Total: 40
Ratio: 5.67
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Broseph "Bro" Strider
4 months ago
Certified Bro Strider
You either love this user or you hate this user.
Verified
A user of established repute
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Trollbama’s Kryptonite
Will they still call this user Superman?
Badge: Get
This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@broStrider[BS]

yes but im not gonna hit the timeline with it. I'm just realizing it is all.

Kult: +9
Total: 9
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Barak Trollbama
4 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

JACK DID YOU STEAL MY FUCKING WALLET.

Kult: +16
Total: 16
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THE Trizza Tethis
4 months ago
Trizza Approved
this user #slayseveryday
Verified
A user of established repute
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
Trizza Tethis Fan!
This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!
@realtrizzaTethis[RT]

😔😔😔😔😔😔 I don't ψanna be delicious.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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THE Trizza Tethis
4 months ago
Trizza Approved
this user #slayseveryday
Verified
A user of established repute
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
Trizza Tethis Fan!
This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!
@realtrizzaTethis[RT]

My maid handed me her meoψbeast. "Comfort" Thank you, Hildra. I don't need this, but I appreciate the thought. I think your meoψbeast ψants to eat me.

Kult: +21
Total: 21
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THE Trizza Tethis
4 months ago
Trizza Approved
this user #slayseveryday
Verified
A user of established repute
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
Trizza Tethis Fan!
This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!
@realtrizzaTethis[RT]

had to go through the stages of grief cause i hit cancel and not reply. boat yeah abschoallutely. BOAT i also thiiink she ψants more than a nibble cause im a fish lady.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Cerner Script
4 months ago
OZA-TAP Official
This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
@dedicatedEscritoire[DE]

𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I just heard Mr. Ozatap's palmhusk notification chime go off at least 20 times. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽

Kult: +16
Total: 16
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Dirk Strider (The twentieth one on this site.)
4 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@timaeusTestifeline[TT]

How come literally every other person on this fucking site would smash themselves except me. Am I the only one here who would pass. Kind of depressing, actually. #nsfw #selfcest

Kult: +9
Total: 9
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SATURN
4 months ago
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@lovwerBoy[LB]

my sleep schedule #mysleepschedule #mynothin

Kult: +16
Total: 16
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Tavros Nitram
4 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
transgender
love yourself
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
@adiosToreador[AT]

cHAT, hE HATES MY #mYbALL,

Kult: +22
Total: 22
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Jade Harls
4 months ago
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
@gardenGnosis[GG]

oh man i wish someone could lay their head on *my* chest :(

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Barak Trollbama
4 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

Not that I have seen.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Rufioh Nitram
4 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Beforian
Those who came before us.
Verified
A user of established repute
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
@aerodynamicTramp[AT]

apparently... economys 1n shambles, bro... 😔

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Rufioh Nitram
4 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Beforian
Those who came before us.
Verified
A user of established repute
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
@aerodynamicTramp[AT]

man... 1 don't wanna be awake rn... why do 1 even need a job... Ghost Job... }:/

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Wheatley
4 months ago
@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm fucking livid.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Wheatley
4 months ago
@smartestSphere[SS]

Oh, bloody hell. Don't tell me that SHE is on this site too.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Terezi Pyrope
4 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@gallowsCounselor[GC]

GOOD N3WS 1S TH4T TH3 BU1LD1NG W1D3 PS1ON1C D4MP3N3RS DO WORK. B4D N3WS 1S TH3Y K1CK3D 1N 4FT3R 1 W4S Y33T3D THROUGH 4 W1NDOW BY MY CL13NT.

Kult: +18
Total: 18
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DiStri
4 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

The result of a skill issue, usually.

Kult: +2
Total: 2