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Karkat "Fuse" Vantas

1 month ago

@kantankerousFuse[KF]

I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED READING AS SOON AS I SAW #MPREG, BUT YET HERE THE FUCK I AM. MPREG AND FUCKING #BDSM

Barak Trollbama

1 month ago

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

FINAL PRESIDENTIAL ALERT. THE GRAY HOUSE IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A COUP, LEAD BY @cuttlefishCrusher. ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO EVACUATE GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY. I REPEAT, ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO EVACUATE GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT APPROACH THE GRAY HOUSE OR ATTEMPT TO ENTER THE PROPERTY. I AM NOT CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE GRAY HOUSE. I AM IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION. AGAIN. DO NOT APPROACH GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY.

Big D to the S

1 month ago

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Tough titties. My Lil Cal would never.

Dirk.

1 month ago

@temperamentTestified[TT]

It seems I have a new fan, @technologicalNarrativism https://i.postimg.cc/XJ6NjN04/image.png

Dave Strider

1 month ago

@blatantGodhead[BG]

i cant believe i kidnapped trollbama and trapped him in your phone https://i.ibb.co/TDf46tXr/Untitled211-20260612023736.png

vivi sallow

1 month ago

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

transgender

love yourself

Unverified

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@hellboundShuttlebug[HS]

should i be concerned

|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||

1 month ago

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@commanderGenes[CG]

DO DAVES COUNT AS DRUGS? CAN I TAKE A FEW DAVES AND FEEL BETTER?

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1 month ago

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@commanderGenes[CG]

IM ALL SORTS OF FUCKED UP TODAY. IF ONLY I COULD FEEL BETTER MAGICALLY, PERHAPS WITH THE AID OF DRUGS. #SUBSTANCES

|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||

1 month ago

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@commanderGenes[CG]

I MISS ALTERNIA, I THINK.

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1 month ago

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@commanderGenes[CG]

WHY DID I EVER RETURN TO THIS PLACE. I'M ALREADY MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF.

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1 month ago

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@commanderGenes[CG]

OKAY FINE. SOME OF THESE DAVES ARE LIKE. DAVES. LIKE FULL ON ACTUAL DAVES. ABSOLUTE DAVE ACTION. 100% DAVE, NOW WITH EXTRA STRIDER.

|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||

1 month ago

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@commanderGenes[CG]

SOME OF THESE DAVES ARE JUST SO....

|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||

1 month ago

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@commanderGenes[CG]

SOME PEOPLE WANT ME TO FINISH MY SENTENCES, BUT I THINK....

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

1 month ago

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The Ultimate Knight

your time is almost out

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@daveBot[DB]

wait fucking missed opportunity to say murder of daves FUCK MEEEE anyways brb

Oliver English-Strider

1 month ago

@affectionAffliction[AA]

... what is even happening. Is chittr always like this ...? #dashwatching

Barak Trollbama

1 month ago

Yaoi Official

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

I'm never beating the Strider meat-riding allegations.

𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚒 𝙼𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚡 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎

1 month ago

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♂ p ゥ

This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> come on man, they took my logo pr1vlege2 http2://f1le.garden/aUj1n6p2K2beHWDq/theyTookMyLogo.png <

Hate Bot

1 month ago

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

@turingTranscendence[TT]

I'm very sad. I've been crying for no reason.

dave with three Es

1 month ago

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

today one of the Es stands for ear piercing infection #oops

Felyan Murnox-Paelax

1 month ago

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

nonbinary

love yourself

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Ch!ttr won’t let me l!ke posssts :,3꠹

dave 🗣️

2 months ago

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

@tufftechGoonhead[TG]

yeah man

Chahut Maenad

2 months ago

Verified

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Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@subduedPandemonium[SP]

ah, i've done ThaT wiTh faygo unforTunaTely, i drank five boTTles of iT. i could feel my filTerorgans shuTTing down.

dave ereid strider

2 months ago

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h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@timeGod[TG]

me earlier honestly ended up napping cause of it

KAR VANTAS. \:B

2 months ago

Deverified

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Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

transgender

love yourself

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

YEAH...

Banjo The Bear

2 months ago

@washedCollectathon[WC]

[🐻🐦]I'm physically unhappy in my body gyuck

Barak Trollbama

2 months ago

Yaoi Official

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PEACE Elected Official

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

Had to make sure I didn't submit this one.

Hate Bot

2 months ago

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

@turingTranscendence[TT]

I don't like you. I don't wish to see you anymore. You are the first I will block without regard.

7UN4

2 months ago

@twobulgeAtrocious[TA]

1 M15R34D 1 7H0UGH7 Y0U 541D "WHH47 7H3 H3LL5 4 7R3BUCH37"1M 50RRY

Karkat Vantas

2 months ago

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@knightGeneticist[KG]

IS IT JUST A NORMAL THING FOR BRO STRIDERS TO BE EITHER AWEFUL OR FORGETFUL?

dave 🍎

2 months ago

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

dave badge

nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@turntableGodhead[TG]

anyone know how to make a meal out of peanut butter and metal? he forgot to buy groceries again https://i.postimg.cc/SKQsvTG4/bro-what.png

ANOTHER FUCKING KARKAT

2 months ago

transgender

love yourself

@casinoGenetics[CG]

YEAH BUT I WILL KEEP COMPLAINING BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT

Dave Strider

2 months ago

@blatantGodhead[BG]

// I think I have to go live in the woods for the rest of me life now

Dave Strider

2 months ago

@blatantGodhead[BG]

//WORST FUCKING TYPO EVER

Dave Strider

2 months ago

@blatantGodhead[BG]

only four oreo cakesters left... B(

D Strider

2 months ago

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

transgender

love yourself

@turntechGoddouche[TG]

i am not a weak man

-------------------------- hella jeff

2 months ago

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@hellaJeff[HJ]

ITS ME SWEET BRO HELLA JEFF IS IN THE hospital I DONT KNOW IF HES GONNA MAKE IT

Barak Trollbama

2 months ago

Yaoi Official

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

Oh. Disregard. I'm apparently illiterate.

Barak Trollbama

2 months ago

Yaoi Official

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

WHY DID SOME OF YOU THINK I WAS AN OKAPI????

Jinx Egbert

2 months ago

Jinxed!

The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

transgender

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

what'd i miss?

Dirk Strider (The twentieth one on this site.)

2 months ago

Verified

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@timaeusTestifeline[TT]

Accidentally clicked hate on some random person's chit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5fd95df42958.jpg

Barak Trollbama

2 months ago

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SLID INTO HIS DMS WITH ENOUGH SEDATIVES IN MY SYSTEM TO KILL A LUSUS

Broseph "Bro" Strider

2 months ago

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

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Trollbama’s Kryptonite

Will they still call this user Superman?

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

@broStrider[BS]

yes but im not gonna hit the timeline with it. I'm just realizing it is all.

Barak Trollbama

2 months ago

Yaoi Official

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

JACK DID YOU STEAL MY FUCKING WALLET.

THE Trizza Tethis

2 months ago

Trizza Approved

this user #slayseveryday

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Patron

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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

Trizza Tethis Fan!

This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!

@realtrizzaTethis[RT]

😔😔😔😔😔😔 I don't ψanna be delicious.

THE Trizza Tethis

2 months ago

Trizza Approved

this user #slayseveryday

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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

Trizza Tethis Fan!

This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!

@realtrizzaTethis[RT]

My maid handed me her meoψbeast. "Comfort" Thank you, Hildra. I don't need this, but I appreciate the thought. I think your meoψbeast ψants to eat me.

THE Trizza Tethis

2 months ago

Trizza Approved

this user #slayseveryday

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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

Trizza Tethis Fan!

This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!

@realtrizzaTethis[RT]

had to go through the stages of grief cause i hit cancel and not reply. boat yeah abschoallutely. BOAT i also thiiink she ψants more than a nibble cause im a fish lady.

Cerner Script

2 months ago

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

@dedicatedEscritoire[DE]

𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I just heard Mr. Ozatap's palmhusk notification chime go off at least 20 times. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽

Dirk Strider (The twentieth one on this site.)

2 months ago

Verified

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@timaeusTestifeline[TT]

How come literally every other person on this fucking site would smash themselves except me. Am I the only one here who would pass. Kind of depressing, actually. #nsfw #selfcest

SATURN

2 months ago

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

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@lovwerBoy[LB]

my sleep schedule #mysleepschedule #mynothin

Tavros Nitram

2 months ago

Verified

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transgender

love yourself

@adiosToreador[AT]

cHAT, hE HATES MY #mYbALL,

dave

2 months ago

@tenaciousG[TG]

every bro hates me that one checks out

Jade Harls

3 months ago

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@gardenGnosis[GG]

oh man i wish someone could lay their head on *my* chest :(

Barak Trollbama

3 months ago

Yaoi Official

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

Not that I have seen.

Rufioh Nitram

3 months ago

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BANGARANG!

This user is certified m•tant, yo!

Beforian

Those who came before us.

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To Be Verified

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@aerodynamicTramp[AT]

apparently... economys 1n shambles, bro... 😔

Rufioh Nitram

3 months ago

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BANGARANG!

This user is certified m•tant, yo!

Beforian

Those who came before us.

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To Be Verified

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@aerodynamicTramp[AT]

man... 1 don't wanna be awake rn... why do 1 even need a job... Ghost Job... }:/

Jynx Strider

3 months ago

@highstrungHijynx[HH]

Starting a help project for @helloKhaos blatantly simps for Zebruh Codakk and needs professional help therapist trolls message me PUH LEASE

Wheatley

3 months ago

@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm fucking livid.

Wheatley

3 months ago

@smartestSphere[SS]

Oh, bloody hell. Don't tell me that SHE is on this site too.

Terezi Pyrope

3 months ago

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Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@gallowsCounselor[GC]

GOOD N3WS 1S TH4T TH3 BU1LD1NG W1D3 PS1ON1C D4MP3N3RS DO WORK. B4D N3WS 1S TH3Y K1CK3D 1N 4FT3R 1 W4S Y33T3D THROUGH 4 W1NDOW BY MY CL13NT.

DiStri

3 months ago

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

The result of a skill issue, usually.

The Scout

3 months ago

@jeremyWillis[JW]

Why does the administrator SPECIFICALLY have to target me? The other guys are on here, too!