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@barackObama[BO]

I’m still working on the whole #mpreg thing.

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
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@commanderGenes[CG]

[IT'S A VIDEO OF HIM EATING. HE IS DEADASS EATING ALL OF THAT. HOLY SHIT.]

Kult: +27
Total: 27

consort tip: in order to ensure safe crops and stable income through the winter, prepare a generous food offering to your local consorts! we will fix all your problems

Kult: +25
Total: 25
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@commanderGenes[CG]

OKAY, LET'S REINTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS. HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, FUCK/YOU. YES, I DO HAVE A VIOLETBLOODPUSHER AWARD. YOU WILL RESPECT ME, OR I WILL CULL YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ALSO I HAVE A YOUNG FUCHSIA IN MY CARE. IF YOU HURT HER, YOU DIE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR. CULL YOURSELF. MY INTERESTS ARE: BEING BUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT EATING LOTS OF FOOD(REQUESTS GO HERE: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/853JNGZEM42JUREM9) ROMCOMS ROMANCE IN GENERAL, SPECIFICALLY THE QUADRANT KIND ♡: @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH ◇: @TURNTECHSTRIDER ♤: NONE. ♧: NONE, NOT LOOKING. IF I GET A KISMESIS I WANT TO BE ABLE TO OBLITERATE HIM WITHOUT SOME INTERLOPER CATCHING STRAYS.

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Censored!
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Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

WELCOME TO THE FUCKING ARAPOCLYPSE WHERE MORE OF ME JUST KEEP FUCKING SHOWING UP.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
TF
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@tenaciousFelidae[TF]

hellooo??? bottoms??? im muscular!! :< #suggestive

Kult: +29
Total: 29
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
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@turntableGodhead[TG]

Bread.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
@universallyConquering[UC]

are *big buff thweaty thhonen protagonitht men fighting* hot ♥️ yes ♠️ no ♦️ nuance ♣️ fuck you

Kult: +61
Kull: +17
Total: 78
Ratio: 3.59
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

#hornyposting

Kult: +26
Total: 26
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@commanderGenes[CG]

EVERYONE WISH ME A HAPPY WRIGGLERDAY. NOW.

Kult: +30
Total: 30
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

WE’RE GETTING THERE!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

GREAT NEWS ON THE #MPREG FRONT! Or bad news, depending which side you're on.

Kult: +31
Kull: +12
Total: 43
Ratio: 2.58
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@commanderGenes[CG]

OKAY FINE. SOME OF THESE DAVES ARE LIKE. DAVES. LIKE FULL ON ACTUAL DAVES. ABSOLUTE DAVE ACTION. 100% DAVE, NOW WITH EXTRA STRIDER.

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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@congruentAttitude[CA]

l0l˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@congruentAttitude[CA]

1m pr377y 5ur3 175 ju57 4 ‘D4v3 57r1d3r 0r191n4l 3xp3r13nc3’˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@congruentAttitude[CA]

17’5 k1nd4 h07 h0w 74ll h3 15. H07, 74ll, 1n73r3571n9 h088135 cr4zy. #d1r3c7p0571n9˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Attempt number 20 of @condesceVessel trying to do anything useful

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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bisexual
love yourself
@carcinoVantas[CV]

FOR THE RECORD: I STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH THE DAVES IN THIS BATTLE.

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

On the side of Daves vs @condesceVessel, I'm on the side of Dave.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

nothin better to do in the morning

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < its the best!! :33 < ragebait!!

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

sure sure sure i know you enjoyed it

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@timeGod[TG]

too late were talking about it

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
Chittr Gold™
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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Don't threaten me with a good time. ,'B)

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Total: 10
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

nah ill shut up when i want to

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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

#davehour happened

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Nah.

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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@timeGod[TG]

yes we are

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Soooo....

Kult: +5
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

so much happened yesterday

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The Director
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transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@translunaryGloam[TG]

rip.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechVaulthead[TV]

u should quit ur job

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@timeGod[TG]

we are talking about it

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

I have an announcement, and I think now may be a fine time. In the middle of an odd DirkJake feud I'm too elated to care about slogging through. @casanovasAnchor and I will be with child. I'm far too excited to really articulate the words. I love him~ he has been the highlight of my life every day. #pregnancy #nsfw #ilovehimsomuch

Kult: +34
Total: 34
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transgender
love yourself
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

i'd fuck sømeøne før søme ølive garden rn #nsfw

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@adaptiveWheel[AW]

Wsg

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Clicker Frenzy
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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@autoClicker[AC]

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸magine creat.ing a timeloop .orgy stable enough to br.ing you swww.eeps of pleasure ╰┈➤ Every nowww. and then you remember www.here you'll need to be ╰┈➤ You're go.ing to return to the scene of all your alt selves, a different role every time, you get to .exeperience it all ╰┈➤ Touch.ing yourself www.here you've learned is best www.ith age ╰┈➤ .Exeplor.ing newww. th.ings www.ith your future self just to see if you can handle it

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@autoClicker[AC]

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Dave hour sounds so erotic imagine them fuckin

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGodzilla[TG]

oh fuck its #davehour again? sick

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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The Director
With no script left to follow, this user writes their own fate.
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@translunaryGloam[TG]

hello my fellow daves. whats new these days? #davehour

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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transgender
love yourself
Muse of Light
sh0w them y0u can thr1ve, n0t just surv1ve
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Staff
Part of the Chittr team
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@chromaticAvianoid[CA]

> #daveh0ur g0 my davel1ngs

Kult: +10
Total: 10

hear me out this fine #davehour but what if we started feeding bees apple blossoms to get aj flavored honey

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@capriciousWardog[CW]

#DaVeHoUr rEaLlY HiTs dIfFeReNt tHiS TiMe (O:

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Me seeing another #Davehour: Aw so cute so cute.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

its my hour bitches #davehour

Kult: +5
Total: 5

yeah i'll get involved in #davehour strider? i hardly know her. i'm also gay

Kult: +15
Total: 15

observing my kinda sorta son have his lil hour like u go buddy!! mamas do proud!! 🥹🥰

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I feel like a lot of you have HD. Eighty of them to be exact. #psychology #puns #davehour

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
Chittr Gold™
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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

So how are my fellow #davehour participants?

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turnedTables[TT]

i heard its dave hour

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

hey dont spring #davehour on me like that

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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bisexual
love yourself
@carcinoVantas[CV]

ALWAYS LEAVE IT TO THE DAVES TO RANDOMLY START THEIR HOUR ON A RANDOM WEDNESDAY

Kult: +15
Total: 15

#DAVEHOUR GO DAVE I GUESS.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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The Director
With no script left to follow, this user writes their own fate.
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@translunaryGloam[TG]

oh- another one? #davehour

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@timeGod[TG]

#DAVEHOUR FUCK YEAHHH

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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transgender
love yourself
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

awh shit #davehøur again hell yeah

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

go my davelings #davehour

Kult: +30
Total: 30
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

0

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

as the clock strikes 6 the second iteration of #davehour falls upon chittr i call upon all the daves to post for the next hour but wait theres more dave hour is for everyone who wants to participate i ask you use the tag for following/blocking purposes and have fun

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Patron
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transgender
love yourself
nonbinary
love yourself
Illumimenati
⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
I Just Work Here
A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
Remember Us
In your darkest moment, this user will help you.
@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

Is this a countdown to Dave Hour or something?

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

1

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I didn't even notice the Davebot countdown, sorry. I'm pretty sure my Sec of Defense was having a stroke.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

5

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

10

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

STRIDER SUGGESTED THAT I LEARN THE ENTIRETY OF HUMAN HISTORY THROUGH "EPIC RAP BATTLES" FEATURING HISTORICAL FIGURES. I AM STARTING TO DOUBT THEIR EDUCATIONAL VALUE.

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
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Censored!
Only members of #TeamPlay can boast this badge.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@foamingJester[FJ]

I will n◯† re§Pec† y◯uu if y◯◯◯uuu wwww◯uldn’† eȺ† †he Ⱥ§§/n◯◯k ◯f §◯me◯ne †wwice y◯ur §iize ◯r m◯re #n§fw #iiiddr◯wnini† #willingly

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

soon

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I'm never beating the Strider meat-riding allegations.

Kult: +30
Total: 30
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I will look into it! Thank you for the recommendation.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Glad we're still discussing #mpreg. Myself and my team are currently working on it, I promise!

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

I throw my used car batteries in the ocean.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

God fucking damnit kris where the HELL are we? https://i.postimg.cc/sDQYXHQf/Screenshot-20260610-130157.png

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

hELLO!

Kult: +30
Kull: +5
Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00
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Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@cuttlefishCabbalist[CC]

Does anyone )(ere watc)( ✨️Bob l'éponge?✨️ 38)

Kult: +19
Total: 19
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transgender
love yourself
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@condesceVessel[CV]

Gog Fucking damnit. https://i.postimg.cc/K86qNxN9/Screenshot-20260610-085120.png

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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@congruentAttitude[CA]

L173r4lly 0n3 0f 7h3 m057 p3rf3c7 f00d5 70 3x157˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@congruentAttitude[CA]

4nd ch3353 c4n 90 w17h 50 m4ny d1ff3r3n7 f00d5 700, 819 r4n93˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@congruentAttitude[CA]

D1n054ur n01535˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I JUST MADE AN ACCOUNT AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS A NEPETAFEST. ANYWAY, HELLO CHITTR.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@barackObama[BO]

Straight Pride month but in the way they should be ashamed the rest of the time.

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Why do I suddenly have a water gun

Kult: +27
Total: 27
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All That Glitters
Includes this user's posts.
Hole Expert
This user has delved into many unknown crevices.
@amazingCavity[AC]

SHIT: IT’S ALWAYS HAPPENING

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
nonbinary
love yourself
@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Ch!ttr won’t let me l!ke posssts :,3꠹

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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transgender
love yourself
@turntechGirlhead[TG]

same tho

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71
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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@jegbertGame[JG]

i am pitching my idea of a karkat themed theme park to karkat right now. it's called 'karkat's sex land'! #nsfw #commodore64

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

yeah man

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@subduedPandemonium[SP]

ah, i've done ThaT wiTh faygo unforTunaTely, i drank five boTTles of iT. i could feel my filTerorgans shuTTing down.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@timeGod[TG]

me earlier honestly ended up napping cause of it

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
transgender
love yourself
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

YEAH...

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

SSSSUNDAY… #VAGUEPOSTING

Kult: +34
Kull: +7
Total: 41
Ratio: 4.86
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@barackObama[BO]

One of these days I’m going to actually fight during #FightNight and just freak my entire Cabinet out.

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

mario and luigi voice: 🔨

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Glad to know my Cabinet no longer considers my attendance at #FightNight to be a security risk.

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Mind you he's still going.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Matesprits don't even say "Good morning, I'm back in the office by the way" anymore, they just look at you like this.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@congruentAttitude[CA]

0h 7h47’5 4 900d 0n3˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Every hour is #StriderHour when you have one on payroll who says concerning things and then leaves for 2-5 business days.

Kult: +25
Total: 25

-> Strider Special, Apple Juice Is Half Off = Your Total Is $[comedic Number Value]

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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nonbinary
love yourself
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
All That Glitters
Includes this user's posts.
@turophileGibber[TG]

made this account took a power nap and proceeded to forget i made it for like an hour anyway hi hey whats up cool cats

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

Excellent work!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

Take your medication.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

OK WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM. YELLING AT MY MATESPRIT SIMPLY BECAUSE I'M NOT WITH YOU? EVEN WHEN PLENTY OTHER VERSIONS OF ME EXIST? ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY OR WHAT? GO FIND SOME OTHER VERSION OF ME. AND LEAVE ME AS IN MYSELF. ALONE. I'M HAPPY WITHOUT YOU.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Meow.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

batman or his lesser knovwn counterpart manbat

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

ordered stuffed crust pizza with cheesy bread im going to dine like a king

Kult: +30
Total: 30
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

Ḅ̷̟̙̱̑͆͋̑a̵̫͎̳̅̆̃͑́͌͝k̶̤̫̯̮̞̭̹̍̔͛̀͐̀̃͌ḛ̵̛̭͙̳͎̮̝̥͝ͅd̵̛̻̝̥̞͚͍͆̑͆̍̿̂͒͜͜ ̷͕̠̼̇p̸̡̧̜͕̟̰͌̇͑́͊̽͛ọ̶͓͓͉͎̈́̆̍̊͆̈̚͜͠t̴͙̱̻͖͈̂́͛̽̈͜ǎ̴̬̭̊̇ţ̴͇̟͇̹͍̥͗͛̓̔̉̂ó̵̹͕̮͍͉͑̎̆͂ͅ.̵͎͈̳̻̯̐̀̿̽

Kult: +54
Total: 54

New quest: Embark on an adventure in the 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙨 and find 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙚𝙨 of any size and quality (0/4)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

AAAAND THERE'S A BULGE MEASURING COMPETITION TO SEE WHO HAS THE BIGGEST. IM NOT POSTING MY SIZE. LOOK, ALL I WILL SAY IS IYKYK. #SUGGESTIVE

Kult: +30
Total: 30
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

It is now time that I rest. I encourage you all to do the same, if it is that time of day for you. If it is not, then I encourage you to have a good day. If you cannot naturally produce a good day, store-bought is fine.

Kult: +47
Total: 47

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU THINK ME BEING SHORT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER...

Kult: +5
Total: 5

....THIS FEELS EMBARRASSING TO SAY BUT I'M 5'2

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Which one I was attempting to ragebait? None, at the moment. Although I have been getting far with saying "No, I don't think your 15 year old son should drink, and yes I will tell him to his face."

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Glad to see that last one is getting mixed reviews from the Strider population.

Kult: +26
Total: 26
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

thinking about the new animal

Kult: +27
Total: 27
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Life is too short. Ragebait that Strider.

Kult: +76
Kull: +12
Total: 88
Ratio: 6.33
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

damn who is out there #yearning for me

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@barackObama[BO]

Had to make sure I didn't submit this one.

Kult: +19
Total: 19
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
@concupiscentConfessions[CC]

i think @turntechgoghead is really fucking hot man. like gog damn thats beautiful. would let him hit ngl ♥︎ #suggestive; #concupiscentanonymously ♠

Kult: +22
Total: 22
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@televisionTonight[TT]

It sure is! Me! The guy.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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heart of gold
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@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

QUESTION 1; FROM "YA BOY DAVE." "HEY HOTSTUFF HOW YA DOIN LATELY?" WELL, I'D HAVE TO SAY THAT I HAVE BEEN DOING QUITE WELL. ALSO, IM TAGGING THIS UNDER #AAMAE IF PEOPLE DONT WANT TO SEE ALL THESE REPLIES.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@barackObama[BO]

Drone Strike to @groK headquarters is inbound, don’t worry.

Kult: +47
Total: 47
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heart of gold
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This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

I FEEL LIKE DOOM FROM WHAT I HEARD MIGHT SUCK BUT I THINK THATS DEPENDANT ON CLASS.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@barackObama[BO]

I do it for the girls and the gays, that’s it. The majority of my constituents fall into either (or even both) category.

Kult: +52
Total: 52
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

For the record, my matesprit did not slide into my DMS. He simply posted a Chitt about how he made a trebuchet, and I have been harassing him ever since.

Kult: +24
Total: 24

//have no ic reason to post this but felt like sharing this little doodle I did of tuna ... during his weird psionic accideny...... cuz im legally required to post every tuna i do on here ok so #gore but also. I dont know wtf the flash tag would be on here. #flash #flashing #flashwarning #cw-flash #epilepsy-warning let's just be safe and use every variation I could think of ok...?. ok https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/OWWW%20FUCK%20OW.gif

Kult: +30
Total: 30

꒰petplay but i run into the street and get hit by a ≼ar #nsfw ?????꒱

Kult: +37
Kull: +5
Total: 42
Ratio: 7.40
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
I Just Work Here
A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
@viceroybubblesVsalamancr[VV]

🤗💛💛

Kult: +55
Kull: +5
Total: 60
Ratio: 11.00

Your a real one chiefᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +10
Total: 10

WheNN you put it iNN does it look like it disappears or caNN you see how it's gettiNNg squeeZZZZed oNN

Kult: +10
Total: 10

#nsfw Chat I wanna fuck the invisible manᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71

Hello everyone it's me draculaᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +19
Kull: +5
Total: 24
Ratio: 3.80
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This user vacillates flushed red.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
@concupiscentConfessions[CC]

these little humans, dave, i get hotflashes thinking about them, very handsome young men ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠

Kult: +27
Total: 27
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peaNut
This user is "friendly".
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@peaNut[PN]

*craping noie*

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@grapevineGodhead[GG]

before i knock the fuck out, i just need people to know that i would kiss another version of myself and honestly im kind of down bad, im just that sexy yknow as in all the versions of me, every me as a whole is hotter then a piece of metal baked in the aussie sun #selfcest #nsfw hoping its early enough that not a lot of people see this tbh, goodnight

Kult: +17
Kull: +7
Total: 24
Ratio: 2.43
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heart of gold
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This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

MANGOES. * -- IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS POSTED A VIDEO! --* *ITS QUITE LITTERALLY JUST A MINUTE AND A HALF VIDEO OF EATING AN ENTIRE MANGO IN WHAT LOOKS TO BE A PARK DURING THE NIGHT.*

Kult: +39
Total: 39
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Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
transgender
love yourself
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@blatantGodhead[BG]

bought a vibrator that connects to spotify wanted yall to know i think this is how eminem was meant to be listened to #nsfw

Kult: +14
Kull: +14
Total: 28
Ratio: 1.00
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

In a true tie, we would duel like honorable individuals.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

i could never hold anything against you big b

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@barackObama[BO]

I am so sorry I destroyed everyone's whimsy on this fine Wednesday.

Kult: +22
Total: 22
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

oh word mustve been while i was typing my reply

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

thanks man ill try that

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

yo let me know too when someone tells you

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

yall how do i get the "davehour" badge who do i talk to

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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transgender
love yourself
@turntechGirlhead[TG]

bulge #suggestive

Kult: +35
Total: 35
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@barackObama[BO]

I’m like if an Honorary Strider was President.

Kult: +54
Total: 54
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA OBLITERATE A BATCH OF APPLES.

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

nice https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98280f2665f0.jpg

Kult: +80
Kull: +5
Total: 85
Ratio: 16.00
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Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Beforian
Those who came before us.
@aerodynamicTramp[AT]

true... pretty s1ck photo, ngl... }:)

Kult: +5
Total: 5

HEY HEY. SIS. IM DATING A STRIDER AND HES THE MOST LOVELY PERSON EVER. FUCK YOU.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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@barackObama[BO]

While humans are descendants of apes, trolls are descendants of insects. So yes, I do know what you are getting at.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I keep scaring HR because every time I mention any member of my Cabinet as "creatures" and not people, they get anxious that I'm going to get a lawsuit filed. But that is simply how I view some of them. Knytte is not a troll to me; they are a creature. That is a bug that has developed sentience and how moves of it's own volition, and I respect them very much. They are just simply not a troll; they are a creature. An entity in the most non-threatening sense of the word.

Kult: +22
Total: 22
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@barackObama[BO]

With my constituents. straight up 'chitting it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My policies.

Kult: +35
Kull: +12
Total: 47
Ratio: 2.92

dave help me Domino's Pizza is proud to sponsor #DaveHour. Support Striders: Support Domino's. #ad #sponsored

Kult: +7
Total: 7

fuuuuuck i want mommy to touch my puppy parts in an inappropriate way #nsfw This post was sponsored by Domino's Pizza! Visit dominos.co.uk to think inside of the box and experience pizza like you've never tried it before. Use code "DAVEHOUR" for 10% off all orders over £10! Domino's Pizza: Think Inside The Box. #ad #sponsored https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/dominos.jpg

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

never should have sold my fucking account for weed money jesus fucking christ GameStop: We have the games. #ad #sponsored

Kult: +5
Total: 5

macklemore said this

Kult: +5
Total: 5
IJ
Staff
Part of the Chittr team
aromantic
love yourself
nonbinary
love yourself
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@imJunior[IJ]

Hmm! ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* @turntechStrider has received a new badge!! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@titlesTranquilized[TT]

I love myself, Dave (platonically), Uh my bro, H.A.L. #Loveyourselfhour

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

You can come see, I’m still just staring at its remains. I didn’t know you humans had the capacity to do that.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

If anyone needs me I will be in the DoD lab until further notice. Not because I’m worried about any of the workers, but because this motherfucker really just beat an imperial drone to death with his bare hands and I would like to know more about that.

Kult: +25
Total: 25
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Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
asexual
love yourself
@cosmicCanine[CC]

sometimes self care is eating a bowl of Unflavored Rice https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5f/6c/a3/5f6ca3651fd759ab6c1e9176ad18a0cd.jpg #Daveposting

Kult: +5
Total: 5

goodebyee https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e73ed82a33af.png

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Echolocated
For this user, hearing is believing.
Batting One Thousand
This user is up against the world. Be nice.
Dark-Type
This user is not limited by sunrise or sundown.
@cynicalAgathokakological[CA]

historically accurate knight a..nd their sword

Kult: +10
Total: 10

they're going to get me in two minutes.

Kult: +12
Total: 12

ill miss you fellow daves we all need to gather up in a group hug before we all die

Kult: +20
Total: 20

dave strider fortnite skin leak

Kult: +15
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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

#davehour someone fuckin invite me next time

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@translunaryGloam[TG]

love my fellow daves. #davehour

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Personally, in honor of #DaveHour, I will share my favorite #DaveMoment I have experienced. It was when a certain Dave Strider variant sent approximately 10,000 chrysanthemums to the Gray House because I said it was my favorite flower. How sweet.

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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

ill miss you my fellow daves i cant believe we all die forever in 4 minutes

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

huzzah #davehour

Kult: +10
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caw caw motherfucker

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they started to run out of printer ink when makeing me

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go my davelings.
@turntechGodzilla[TG]

this #davehour thing has been kinda great we gotta do this shit again at some point

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@cosmicCanine[CC]

guess my names dave now. also i found the diary of fucking SATAN in my Attic....surely this wont go wrong https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c3/69/e6/c369e6a49a150ebb1da08211a385e14a.jpg

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

quick daves post before they silence us #davehour

Kult: +10
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at first i believed dave t⌖ be an individual, but reCent events have lead me t⌖ the hyp⌖thesis ⌖f dave being s⌖me s⌖rt ⌖f hivemind? i must say, i laCk the pr⌖per w⌖rds t⌖ e⚔press my grand disappr⌖val.

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@romanticallyHopeless[RH]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304585028977561683/1503575225378279544/4be38fcc-9ee7-4d5d-bf99-464ac1ffacf5.png?ex=6a03d90c&is=6a02878c&hm=2c27f3fd79e02a259ec0289221897ece734937b89e62852040bed149d7f70962&

Kult: +25
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Total: 30
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im bird

Kult: +10
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< night of the one billion daves gog damn :33< hey nyall

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

im on a walk and i found the funniest #stick fat pair on this bad boy goddamn its a treenis if you will credit to @gleefullyCurvaceous for the word treenis you better trademark that https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da35e820e226.png

Kult: +55
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@turntechGoghead[TG]

im taking the treenis hive and hanging it up over the mantle next to my trord (tree sword) #stick

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Dave Hour
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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

fellow daves have we considered davehour could be more than one singular hour if we were bold

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

e #davehour

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reddit dot com forward slash davestrider visit for all your dave strider related opinions / questions

Kult: +20
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the real dave was society

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

v #davehour

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this is an ironic statement

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@daveBot[DB]

10 minutes remain fellas

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Council of Daves...

Kult: +27
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wymonings next

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

a #davehour

Kult: +15
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so. stairs huh. whats the deal with them. we ever crack that case?

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@daveBot[DB]

Keep going daves we have 14 minutes

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i destroyed texas with a meteor the size of rhode island

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@barackObama[BO]

That’s where you’re wrong; they all are, in fact, the coolest.

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@broStrider[BS]

Very proud of all the Daves in #Davehour. I'm sure my kid would participate if he weren't busy working on his rap song.

Kult: +32
Total: 32

I make.,,. helga geoff and delectable bother

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c5850ce56969.png

Kult: +29
Kull: +5
Total: 34
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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

being dave is awesome its a shame more of you arent dave but we can change this

Kult: +35
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@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ I have siKKnasty glasses and liKe a guitar that I use as a sord does that Kount for #davehour☆

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@translunaryGloam[TG]

this is great. i love this.

Kult: +15
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Glad to be considered an honorary Dave for #DaveHour

Kult: +17
Total: 17

Obamna

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I am a proud supporter of #DaveHour. I like those fellows a lot!

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@daveBot[DB]

yess we grow

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group strider fistbump right now get in here bitches

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@daveBot[DB]

hey daves we have 20 minutes left keep it goin

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@romanticallyHopeless[RH]

p(′Д`゚q) WHAT HAVE I DONE

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Total: 10
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Dave Hour
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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

i love when theres a thing happening all about me

Kult: +10
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i too am in this hour

Kult: +5
Total: 5

How I feel watching #DaveHour commence because I'm not a Dave. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8226325879c.jpg

Kult: +15
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@barackObama[BO]

I HEARD THERE WERE AN INFLUX OF STRIDERS AND I CAME AS QUICK AS I COULD.

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

whos the oldest dave here? all the decisions will fall on you #davehour

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@translunaryGloam[TG]

kickin it back at #davehour.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

//every fucking discussion would just devolve once a third dave entered the discussion and become "shit dog that is absolutely correct" "thank you my man i know youve got my back" "shit is it genius o clock in chat or some shit because it looks like thats the only people typing" "dude you could not be more right if you tried" in a self-congratulatory masturbatory loop until vriska started yelling at them to shut the FUCK up. good times.

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

can... can we combine #davehour with #hornyhour? #nsfw kind of

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@daveBot[DB]

well do another one one day randomly so its a surprise

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This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

why are there so many of this guy

Kult: +10
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// getting flashbacks to when i was in a homestuck roleplay discord with 10 daves and i was one of them

Kult: +22
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@turntechGodhead[TG]

caw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

#davec0re https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=glxBF1S7RWc

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@turntechGodzilla[TG]

oh shit #davehour well over here its davehour all day every day because thats hwat its meant to be yo

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@daveBot[DB]

love what i started lmao

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i supp0rt daveh0ur 0ut 0f time player s0lidarity

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@grapevineGodhead[GG]

yo is it dave hour??? #davehour

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

#davehour Though I'm not Dave.

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@daveBot[DB]

hmmm your wifi is just a little slower now

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

dont ask why my red is lighter than most daves its none of your business #davehour

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@romanticallyHopeless[RH]

( ̄□ ̄;)First the baby tree now I accidentally called in all Daves what have I DONE

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

daveing up the place yk

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@daveBot[DB]

i swapped the salt and sugar

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

',B|

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i moved the table two inches to the left good luck

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

does dsprite get to be included in #davehour?

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@romanticallyHopeless[RH]

\( ̄▽ ̄)/ Well yes, but I've seen three in one go! Is this the Davening?

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@daveBot[DB]

oh damn it looks like its #davehour

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go my davelings wreak havoc on the general public

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@blatantGodhead[BG]

who up daving it? #nsfw

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( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ ) I noticed an up spike of Daves spawning...

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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

thinking about getting back into childhood hobbies such as eating paper #myhobbies

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@thrivingGarland[TG]

We have made it...to the tenth person...to be assigned a flower by me.... I feel...so warm and fuzzy...knowing that many of you...enjoyed these so far...(^ . ^ ❀) Ehem... @turntechStrider your...assigned flower...is the scarlet sage...! (^ o ^ ❀) The scarlet sage...is known from growing in warm...and highly elevated areas....you exude...the warmth of a sun...yet using your shades to shield yourself...from the very rays...(^ . ^ ❀) Their...symbolism...is that of immortality...and wisdom...your..."sick bars"...called to me on that regard....and your ascension...(^ . ^ ❀) The coloration....also reminds me...of bright fires....a burning passion...burning desires...something I believe...you may harbor deep inside...(^ . ^ ❀) #flowerassigning https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/725bdf018721.jpg

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YOU. M-E. GAS STATION. W)(at are we getting for dinner? Sus)(i of course. U)( o)(, t)(ere was a roofie inside of our gas station sus)(i, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fis)(; )(orny fis)(. You know w)(at t)(at means. Fis)( orgy, t)(e stenc)( draws in a bear. W)(at are we gonna do? We're gonna fig)(t it. B-EAR FIG)(T. B-EAR )(AND-ED. B-EAR naked? o)( yes, please. We befriend t)(e bear after we beat it in a brawl. t)(en we ride into a c)(uck-e-c)(eese, dance dance revolution. R-EVOLUTION? OV-ERT)(ROW T)(-E GOV-ERNM-ENT? u)(, I t)(ink so. next t)(ing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus C)(rist. T)(en i turn into a jet, fly into t)(e sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, w)(ite out w)(ic)( i didn't know you could do, t)(en i smoked a joint. Greened-out, t)(en i turned into t)(e sun. u)( o)(, looks like t)(e met)( is kicking in.

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There need to be more incredibly jacked men on my timeline. I miss them.

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Oh I forgot to mention but you can kill Troll Klay Thompson with a gun by the way. That’s allowed.

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@concupiscentConfessions[CC]

i elso would enjoy intercourse with an alternative version of myself ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠

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Total: 17

*I mean image links! And media links in general. For avatars, banners and such! It's always a shame when somebody's pretty pictures are obscured.

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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.

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transgender
love yourself
@turntechGirlhead[TG]

death is lowkey hot tho

Kult: +25
Total: 25
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transgender
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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

i can’t believe rigby dies in regular show

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@temperedTragedian[TT]

confession:

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
nonbinary
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
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@thrivingGarland[TG]

I did...my first ever fight night...! (^ o ^ ❀) I didn't win... but I still had lots and lots of fun..!! (> o < ❀) Thank you @turntechStrider for letting me fight you...even though... our "beef" was...mostly none existant... (^ . ^ ❀) #fightnight

Kult: +25
Total: 25
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Fuck it we reffing at #FightNight.

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I am still planning on attending #FightNight, for the record.

Kult: +20
Kull: +2
Total: 22
Ratio: 10.00
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

2oon(tm) G3t your 2hit tog3th3r folk2 cau23 w3 op3ning thi2 bitch up 2oon! #FightNight in 15. B3 r3ady and b3 th3r3 or b3 2quar3.

Kult: +30
Total: 30
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@hellaJeff[HJ]

I WILL re POST OLD COMIC WHILE WE WAIT ON HELLA JEFF RECOVERY https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/hallowallo.png

Kult: +22
Total: 22
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Machine Heart
Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.
@therapeuticTentacles[TT]

Thinking about #SELFCEST.

Kult: +25
Total: 25
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Good for them! Good for them!

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Oh these bitches are gay.

Kult: +27
Total: 27
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bisexual
love yourself
@bubbleBlower[BB]

macaroni and cheese

Kult: +30
Total: 30
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@sburbDev[SD]

SBURB v.2026.5.7 Released. Please see website for download and fork. Patch note changes: - Certain consort permutations do not spawn upside down when entering a new world. - Updated recipe list for alchemixer to involve new combinations of items. - Slightly increased grist drop rates for larger enemy constructs. - Dersian/Prospitian relations have been tweaked to be made 5% more hostile, but involve 30% more comedic slapstick to balance early game tensions. - Tiamat bossfight nerfed slightly due to unfair advantage caused by overspawning of minions; romance sub-route scrapped due to lack of time. - Planets now spawn in a more consistent psuedo-spherical pear shape per consistent algorithmic generation matching habitable spheres. - GUI mouse click tweak adjusted to avoid accident bathtub friendly fire. Please send any feedback, glitch reports, and reccomendations to @sburbDev for further research and refinement of the game experience. Copyright SKAIANET 2026(C), all rights reserved.

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Okay that's enough Chittr.ing for today.

Kult: +28
Total: 28
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

oh my god posting mid battle is genuine aura

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

i look away and then i look back and power rangers are here what

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

H3H3H3H3 1 L1K3 B0Y5

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40

K--<big chungus is still funny.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@barackObama[BO]

What do you mean the fucking Power Rangers are here now. When will the madness end.

Kult: +27
Kull: +2
Total: 29
Ratio: 13.50
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lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
transgender
love yourself
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
@grimLover[GL]

Https://i.postimg.cc/vzmvfmnv/album-2026-05-06-18-39-42.gif

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
transgender
love yourself
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
@grimLover[GL]

Https://i.postimg.cc/dy1gsg5n/album-2026-05-06-18-57-06.gif

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
transgender
love yourself
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
@grimLover[GL]

Https://i.postimg.cc/fzlxgkv7/album-2026-05-06-18-58-29.gif

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
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Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
@grimLover[GL]

Https://i.postimg.cc/d1d63sxp/album-2026-05-06-19-00-30.gif

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
transgender
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Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
@grimLover[GL]

Https://i.postimg.cc/n0spq08b/album-2026-05-06-19-21-01.gif

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

who says jason cant post nature pics as a hobby or like cool bugs he found

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
transgender
love yourself
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

GOODNIGHT CHITTR.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

We are bringing back the 5 boondollar footlong.

Kult: +45
Kull: +2
Total: 47
Ratio: 22.50
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Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
transgender
love yourself
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

(:B

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Trolltism
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transgender
love yourself
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

I'VE BEEN IN MY MEMOSPACE RESPITEBLOCK FOR A FEW HOURS NOW JUST CHILLIN' WITH A DAVE AND I GOTTA ADMIT. THIS IS NICE. LIKE, REALLY FUCKING NICE. WARM, COZY, GOT SOME HELLA GOOD MUSIC GOING, AND LAUGHING WITH A FRIEND. IT'S NICE. HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

Not s)(ore if t)(is counts for t)(e better )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/6387N5sc/Screens)(ot-20260506-153459-2.jpg

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

//////-----?=&=&=&=&=&=&=&=

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

No that's sick as fuck why wasn't I awake when the joined wtf.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Dude. Fuck Yes.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
pansexual
love yourself
transgender
love yourself
Deverified
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< i know right?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Holy shit that's awesome.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

thats sick

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
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Chronic Catturbater
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Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
pansexual
love yourself
transgender
love yourself
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< *the mighty huntress does a cool backflip*

Kult: +25
Total: 25
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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Y'all know there's a McDonalds in the Pentagon?

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Sorry of those of you who are currently being forced to listen to "All Of the Lights" on repeat. I just tend to do that sometimes.

Kult: +37
Total: 37
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SLID INTO HIS DMS WITH ENOUGH SEDATIVES IN MY SYSTEM TO KILL A LUSUS

Kult: +34
Kull: +6
Total: 40
Ratio: 5.67
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PEACE Elected Official
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Trollbama’s Kryptonite
Will they still call this user Superman?
@broStrider[BS]

gang he did slid into my DMs, he was sedated as hell but he did.

Kult: +34
Kull: +2
Total: 36
Ratio: 17.00
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Machine Heart
Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.
Temporal Ultimatum
All tracks synced and in ultimate harmony.
@turntechGodhead[TG]

bite my shiny metal ass #nsfw

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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transgender
love yourself
nonbinary
love yourself
Illumimenati
⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
I Just Work Here
A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
Remember Us
In your darkest moment, this user will help you.
@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

I know you always got me, Hate Bot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1343e2a61ff7.png

Kult: +17
Kull: +12
Total: 29
Ratio: 1.42
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

This is not an airport, you do not have to announce your departure. Incredibly pathetic.

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
@malleablePersonage[MP]

Game recognize video game

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
@malleablePersonage[MP]

What is a troll? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you!

Kult: +27
Kull: +5
Total: 32
Ratio: 5.40
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Flushed One
This user vacillates flushed red.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
@concupiscentConfessions[CC]

i went from being a quadless kissless hugless virgin to having my quads and holes filled in 12 hours thanks to today's sponsor gamer supps. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠

Kult: +5
Kull: +12
Total: 17
Ratio: 0.42
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
transgender
love yourself
@beemO[BO]

.. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- 01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100001 사랑해요! 愛してます! 我爱你! I love you!!

Kult: +37
Total: 37
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
PEACE Elected Official
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
pansexual
love yourself
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
@tentacleTherapist[TT]

#Corvidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a7224065a033.png

Kult: +40
Kull: +5
Total: 45
Ratio: 8.00

People only )(ate on me because I'm full of joy and w)(imsy And t)(at I'm way glubbing )(otter t)(an t)(em >8D

Kult: +30
Kull: +5
Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00

No fuck you

Kult: +5
Total: 5

* ANYTHING I CAN DO!

Kult: +10
Total: 10

*Remember! It'll all be okay as long as you do your best. #tips #tutorial

Kult: +22
Kull: +7
Total: 29
Ratio: 3.14

III. LOOEBED THE #MIDNIGHTCITYGALA IOMM SOSO GLADD I EWAS INVITIRD.. ITT WASS LIKE... THE BESST DAATEE NIHHTT I COULDD OF EVERR TOOK DAVE ONN

Kult: +10
Total: 10

☣-🗡-@TURNTECHsTRIDER UR EASY TO DRAW (IN A GOOD WAY DW!) HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/K6vXPW4P/2026-05-04-127-kLEKI.PNG #VIREXASDOODLES/=

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

hell yes dude good luck

Kult: +5
Total: 5

aw sweet

Kult: +5
Total: 5

what is up people of chittr dot ing

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

go my davebotlings

Kult: +5
Total: 5

☣-🗡-rEPLY 2 THIS AND I'LL DOODLE YOU. (MUST HAVE YOURSELF AS UR PFP, DURR)/=

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Muffin Top
This user likes them a little thicker than that.
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@containedArmageddons[CA]

there is still time f0r some0ne two make a truly b0ld statement at the #midnightcitygala https://64.media.tumblr.com/53578f3514fd214953412533156c3c23/d723208d180da200-4a/s1280x1920/6c3a23eeb79a0ad19c55023947539e33499cb568.png #nsfw (not really but everyone knows how risque bread is)

Kult: +10
Total: 10

@turntechStrider Little do you fucking know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60934c57a933.PNG

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

Gimmie shit to draw.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

D —-> I imagine it would feel disturbingly… incredible

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

Haha no guys I wasn’t going to actually drone strike the grub caverns. You guys are so silly. I didn’t have to active the emergency disengagement. That would be silly.

Kult: +29
Kull: +12
Total: 41
Ratio: 2.42
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Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Wait guys my bad she still might win. Waiting on confirming that drone strike.

Kult: +22
Kull: +9
Total: 31
Ratio: 2.44
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

With all due respect I am a war criminal in every universe. Have you ever heard of Syria? I bombed the hell out of Syria. It no longer exists.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

This is the most important thing I could possibly be doing.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Perhaps they should take better care of their grubs and not allow them to be loud and wrong on game shows.

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I will kill them.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

ABOUT TO BE 2 OUT OF 10,002 BY THE TIME I’M DONE.

Kult: +27
Kull: +16
Total: 43
Ratio: 1.69
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

dont i know it get over here man

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

we on about #selfcest again and no one told me? what the hell guys i love selfcest

Kult: +22
Kull: +7
Total: 29
Ratio: 3.14
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

you get it we should kiss about being in agreement

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

((Beautiful… I can sense you in every lifetime.

Kult: +22
Total: 22

ON THE TOPIC OF #SELFCEST I DON'T GET THE HYPE. BUT IT MIGHT BE INTERESTING TO TRY? NOT MY CUP OF TEA I THINK. BUT THEY ALWAYS SAY TRY BEFORE YOU BASH IT..

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Machine Heart
Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.
@therapeuticTentacles[TT]

What a delightfully absurd and pleasantly spooky album—bravo, Neil Cicierega. https://open.spotify.com/album/4ocal2JegUDVQdP6KN1roI?si=trFi0n3jQJGbIvTfzdvHcg #MUSICPOSTING

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
PEACE Elected Official
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
pansexual
love yourself
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
@tentacleTherapist[TT]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7257ca25ea40.png

Kult: +35
Total: 35
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@grapevineGodhead[GG]

true shit

Kult: +5
Total: 5

"Selfsects"? No, I don't lead any splinter religions. Do people do that? What?

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Kult: +20
Total: 20

man kar over there got me hella interested in doin whatever the hell hes got goin on with that other him idk what its called but like imagine me and another me dude i think thatd be sick as fuck caw anyways just having #nestthoughts theyre like shower thoughts but when youre a bird and youre nesting send chitt

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Remember Us
In your darkest moment, this user will help you.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
@bummelBoogie[BB]

https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/b3a048e70a9(.jpeg m7 three latest followers - moxie, rox7, and bara(ks7

Kult: +25
Total: 25

KARKAT #KARKATPOSTING

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Need An Asiago Bagel So Bad It's Bordering On Carnal. #nsfw

Kult: +29
Total: 29
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Machine Heart
Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.
@therapeuticTentacles[TT]

When I find myself bored, I tend to produce little mechanical sounds—rather like I am doing now… beep… boop… beeeep.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
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Fintastic
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@coronateCruelty[CC]

cod, you )(AV------E NO ID------EA )(OW MUC)( MOR-------E FUN IT'LL B-----------E!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Feel Very Strongly About Something Or Someone. Post About It In Aching Detail.

Kult: +5
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@coronateCruelty[CC]

my r&d people invented a golf ball t)(at )(omes in directly into t)(e grey matter of organic life. it avoids fusc)(ia bloods, and it certainly wont kill t)(at green ol' brute on account of )(is time s)(it, but once all t)(is golf stuff is over, )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(, )(-----EADS WILL LIT------ERALLY ROLL!

Kult: +17
Kull: +7
Total: 24
Ratio: 2.43

Send chitt.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
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@turntechGodbird[TG]

o heyyyy same

Kult: +5
Total: 5

thanks dude i thought so hard about what my first chitt should be and i was like hey i should make my first chitt be about wanting a grilled cheese and then boom this amazing chitt was made

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i want a grilled cheese

Kult: +5
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@barackObama[BO]

"Mr. President, a second Bro Strider has hit Chittr.ing." https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/raw%20fear.png

Kult: +25
Total: 25
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@barackObama[BO]

"You've posted that before" And I will post it again. It's a banger, and you likely forgot about it anyway. Let me live.

Kult: +50
Total: 50
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@barackObama[BO]

Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is perfectly legal. It’s the drunk crashing that gets dicey. #substance

Kult: +42
Total: 42

I LOVE IT WHEN YOUTUBE SHORTS GIVES ME KITTEN VIDEOS. THEY'RE REALLY NICE! (:B

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Detective Tip: Eggs.

Kult: +20
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Hehe " 69 " Hehe.

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < commeowssion requested by @walkstabwalk :33 < of @barackobama and @unhackabledottildeuath :33 < get ratio'd https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07d395ae1872.png

Kult: +70
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@bummelBoogie[BB]

moving up in the world https://i.g7azo.(om/d22a80(809875e0326d69ef2588(14fb.png

Kult: +37
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@barackObama[BO]

Lol. Sorry I guess. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/sorry%20i%20guess.png

Kult: +20
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@barackObama[BO]

If that's YOUR boss, why is he in MY replies getting called "Kitten"? That's all I'm saying... #LEBait.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
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@adiosToreador[AT]

hERE, lEMME JUST,,, *wINDS BACK MY ARM,,, mAKES LIKE i'M THROWING IT BUT DOESN'T ACTUALLY LET GO,*

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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go my davelings.
@turntechGodzilla[TG]

context is pretty simple played a game of strip poker with him he was losing n agreed to owe me instead of outright losing the game hasnt paid up yet n im pretty sure he was avoiding me for a hot minute

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

Also for the record, I'm going to start ragebaiting Lord English in my replies because I think it's funny. If you do not want to see that content, I recommend blocking the tag "#LEBait," because I will at least tag things appropriately.

Kult: +34
Kull: +12
Total: 46
Ratio: 2.83
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGodzilla[TG]

am i seein shit or is the hatman on chittr now because if that *is* the hatman i need him to know he still owes me for that game of strip poker we played

Kult: +15
Total: 15

TO CLARIFY. I DO NOT SHIP IT. BUT I WAS GIVEN A REQUEST. AND FELT THE NEED. TO BESTOW #YAOI UPON MY FOLLOWERS. #NSFW. #DAVEKAT (GROSS). https://file.garden/adp8DWZQKVR-NRQW/yaois3.png

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40

@turntechStrider It seems you’ve settled into somewhat of a state of domestic bliss with your matesprit @carcinoVantas . As your lesbian ally, I salute you. Karkat, your boyfriend has requested a fortune telling, and so therefore I must simply see to it that Orbie and I do this service to the utmost quality. You understand, surely. To be unwittingly subjected to a reading, however, makes things slightly murky. I see the two of you in the near future… somewhere dark, that smells like detergent. There is a window, perhaps a porthole, fogged over. A handprint slaps upon it suddenly. Is it an attempt to escape from something lurking within the darkness? Be wary of horrorterrors. And other creepy crawlies that lurk in laundry rooms. *Eyebrow wiggle*. #askorbie for more fortunes.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

\ the daves are swarm1ng. l1ke a murder 0f cr0ws. 0m1n0us /

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@draconianDignitary[DD]

It seems their anthem was the only thing keeping their sanity and decorum in check. Somehow.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveStrider[DS]

cant stop wont stop gotta get onto the next thing to annoy you losers with

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50
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@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

We survived the great Rick Roll of '26. #WeSurvived

Kult: +20
Total: 20

\ the fuck 1s 1t? str1der saturday? calm y0ur sh1t daves /

Kult: +15
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@barackObama[BO]

Very proud of you, Mr. Strider!

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveStrider[DS]

ayo youre fucking awesome dude

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0
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@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

looks like dad's the same in every fuckin' universe lmao!! XD

Kult: +19
Total: 19
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Lavender Menace
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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

#birbposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/18070696bac1.png

Kult: +45
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@barackObama[BO]

Freedom, at least. I admire your dedication, @daveStrider. Everyone else, I am proud to announce he has finished his song. Feel free to scroll through his profile to enjoy it. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/FREEDOM.PNG

Kult: +45
Total: 45
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveStrider[DS]

HELL YEAH got to the finish line thanks to the dave reverb

Kult: +25
Total: 25

the daves have become a hive mind

Kult: +34
Kull: +2
Total: 36
Ratio: 17.00

This is the least damaging thing to happen to this website, for the record. And the song isn't that bad.

Kult: +27
Kull: +4
Total: 31
Ratio: 6.75
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@barackObama[BO]

I apologize. Those are, unfortunately, two of mine. They are almost done, I assure you. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/sorry%20guys.png

Kult: +34
Total: 34
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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

what the fuck is gOIng on

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@barackObama[BO]

* Hits my record player harder with the aid of @aventurineCopycat *

Kult: +25
Total: 25
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@barackObama[BO]

Okay, sorry I think I fixed it.

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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@barackObama[BO]

Hold on guys my record keep skipping one second. This joke has been made in conjunction with @aventurineCopycat

Kult: +24
Kull: +2
Total: 26
Ratio: 12.00
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@barackObama[BO]

If nobody got me, I know my dear constituents got me. Thank you, all, for helping me ratio that guy into oblivion. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/frick%20yeah.png

Kult: +39
Kull: +5
Total: 44
Ratio: 7.80
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@barackObama[BO]

Shirtless Strider oiled up wrestling.

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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@archiveAddict[AA]

concept: you can barely breathe between them like this your matesprit on one side and a perfect duplicate of them on the other theyre both making it their mission to unravel you two sets of lips on your neck four hands exploring the parts of you they both know far too well their identical voices whispering in your ears "which one of us are you going to start with?" "or would you rather just watch us have all the fun together instead?" (tags: Reader/Matesprit/Matesprit, #rankworks, #selfcest, timetravelplay, paradoxspaceplay, flushfic, redrom, threesome, #nsfw, exhibitionism, two of them, archive rating: M)

Kult: +106
Kull: +7
Total: 113
Ratio: 15.14
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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

anyways I made garlic bread and it deadass had me like this post #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/vmWmbYxZ/IMG-2225.jpg

Kult: +40
Total: 40

That Lord English fella looks extremely suplexable off a cliff. No reason.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

*[...] Three HEROES appear at WORLDS' edge. A HUMAN, A TROLL, And a PRINCE FROM THE DARK. Only they can seal the fountains and banish the ANGEL'S HEAVEN. Only then will balance be restored and the WORLD saved from destruction. [ https://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/PROPHECY.png ]

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

was mostly just pizza!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

🪸🦑🦀🌊🫧 if i were t𖦹 c𖦹nsider h𖦹sting a fun beach day 𖦹n the island where my hive is l𖦹cated w𖦹uld any𖦹ne actually sh𖦹w up??? ive never thr𖦹wn any s𖦹rt 𖦹f party like that bef𖦹re but ive been making new friends lately and thinking ab𖦹ut fun stuff we c𖦹uld d𖦹! 🐠🐬🌀🌺🐠

Kult: +15
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@barackObama[BO]

! PRESENTIAL ANNOUCEMENT ! I have just been informed @hellaJeff's boy, @stairsFaller, has joined Chittr.ing, so I'm actually fine now. In other news, I will be sitting on the floor of the DoD lab until further notice.

Kult: +15
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@barackObama[BO]

Alright, we're all just going to be really really cool about a bunch of stuff really really quickly. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/raw%20fear.png

Kult: +31
Kull: +7
Total: 38
Ratio: 4.43
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

mr troll president another strider has hit the timeline

Kult: +27
Total: 27
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@barackObama[BO]

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2021_36/1703436/ss-160909-911-attack-mbe-630_5.jpg

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

Oh okay so Lord English is following me now. Feel like I should probably inform the Cabinet about this one. It’s probably fine, right?

Kult: +31
Kull: +2
Total: 33
Ratio: 15.50

> Karkat Vantas - Pinned Post THIS ACCOUNT MAY CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING: NSFW, NSFWE, SUBSTANCE, GORE BOUNDARIES INCEST: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 SELFCEST: YES. SEMI-SITUATIONAL DEPENDING ON THE PERSON NSFW RP: YES KINKS: ASK INFO SEXUALITY: BISEXUAL HEIGHT: 5'2 WEIGHT: 143 LBS WEIGHT CLASS: MIDDLEWEIGHT LORE THIS KARKAT IS FROM A TIMELINE WHERE THE TROLL SESSION ENDED WITH THE PATH TO THE REWARD BEING DESTROYED. THE HUMAN SESSION WENT ABOUT THE SAME AS CANON. MURDERSTUCK ALMOST HAPPENED, BUT KARKAT WAS THERE TO PREVENT GAMZEE'S SPREE (WHICH HAD KINDA SCARRED KARKAT INTO FEARING SOBER GAMZEE). ALL WHILE ERIDAN WAS CALMED BY KANAYA. METEORSTUCK WENT THE SAME ASWELL BUT WITH ALL THE TROLLS ACTUALLY ALIVE. EVENTUALLY, THERE WAS A COLLISION WITH THE BETA SESSION AND ALPHA SESSION, MERGING THE TWO SESSIONS INTO ONE. THE MERGED SESSION WENT FAIRLY WELL AND IN THE END, EVERYONE GOT TO THE ULTIMATE REWARD. HERE IN EARTH C, HIM AND DAVE LIVE TOGETHER IN THE TROLL KINGDOM IN A GOOD HIVE WHERE THE TWO CAN BE HAPPY. NOTE WHILE DAVE AND KARKAT ARE IN A COMMITTED MATESPRITSHIP, THEY'RE BOTH FINE WITH EACH OTHER ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY OUTSIDE OF IT I ALSO GO BY carcinoVantas ON PESTERCHUM https://i.ibb.co/GvT7n6Xq/karkat-ref.png

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

:// . . / 770 54 1. ? =640& = & = &=1 2984264 007 83 20799 267 5914

Kult: +5
Total: 5

genuinely whar is wrong with you all

Kult: +5
Total: 5

print("hehehe 69 people online hehehe")

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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@barackObama[BO]

The Cabinet would politely agree to disagree. We have added a “common sense” clause to murder charges, as well as allowed service workers to cull one unruly patron a year. By all means, feel free to stop her if you feel that strongly. But I will not be.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@barackObama[BO]

Ma’am, we are currently operating under a “talk shit, get hit” code of conduct.

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

I KEEP SEEING PEOPLE I KNOW FROM MEMOSPACE AND IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA KNOW I'M A FUCKING FREAK!!

Kult: +5
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Total: 12
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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

WORD.

Kult: +5
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go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

woke up today with a raging hangover but i remember #fightnight being dope i hope i made @barackObama proud up in oval office heaven even though hes totally alive i dedicate that striderfight and victory to you big b

Kult: +20
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@turntechGoghead[TG]

oh and @turntechStrider thanks for the sick fight bro

Kult: +5
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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

HEY DAVE.

Kult: +5
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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

GOOD AFTERNOON.

Kult: +5
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Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

Y34H

Kult: +5
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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

You would not believe your eyes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10bc27ff042c.png

Kult: +15
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@barackObama[BO]

So, are you ready? Did you eat? Do you have the energy? Are you reloaded? Are you able to stay on your feet?

Kult: +25
Total: 25
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Muffin Top
This user likes them a little thicker than that.
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@containedArmageddons[CA]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/4626e86ab86acf0298e0fc1c1dd4a6b8/9a278df737d68079-a9/s1280x1920/cd911e5cfb51d8e58c7c7a8e2498d7a02a86ab56.png

Kult: +15
Total: 15

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1490429768170995883/1499836879007125665/IMG_0882.png?ex=69f63f71&is=69f4edf1&hm=3dde921f7a387bee59c7915f1b9a34ec78f8f13e3295ef2dbb04b6747bb00267&

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Certainly quite a way to bounce back from Fight Night, if I do say so myself.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Skorpe Systems
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@assistMint[AM]

- Good evening, everybody! 👋😁 Don't let those end-of-the-wipe wiles get to you! Tonight is Funday, but don't let stop you fromm Handling Business! 😆😆🙌 - If you feel the spirit of the Wipeend Warrior calling to you a little *too* loudly, just check out mmy mmotivational immage below! 😁👍 - https://i.ibb.co/9mmBr2BS2/2Q.png

Kult: +44
Total: 44
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@barackObama[BO]

I’m sorry, we have a fortune teller now?

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
aromantic
love yourself
@taciturnGodhead[TG]

think i want to get a fun tattoo but i dunno if i can sit somewhere and do practically nothing while theyre working on it

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
pansexual
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Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Mods, twist the balls of the Dave that's chitting one word per chitt.

Kult: +25
Total: 25

The original mundaneAsylum at your service We are : - > A system of 150+ - > A system who recently got into homestuck (I'm sure you can see where this is going) - > Bodily transmasc && AGABpunk - > Very unstable and can react badly very easily </3 - > Otherwise very friendly and open to chat - > Very new and not sure how to use this site to its fullest yet - > Australian!! *(cough white cough)* I'm not really sure if I'm doing the right thing here with this pinned thing but we'll see I s'pose! I'm sure we'll figure it out as we go along :] Thankyou for checkin me out! ————————————————— Sysmates' blogs are as follows : - > Dave/Dove Strider == @turntechGodskull - > more to come

Kult: +20
Total: 20

hTtPs://i.pInImG.CoM/736x/8D/27/e9/8d27E99209812360Dc147a7a8aCcC4F1.jPg 🤣🤣🤣

Kult: +10
Total: 10

hTtPs://i.pInImG.CoM/CoNtRoL1/736X/Ad/60/Bf/aD60bFd1fFe73B7188a1fCb079cBa002.JpG

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Thank you, I named him Broseph. No relation to my Secretary of Defense.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

Thank you my scarab.

Kult: +22
Total: 22
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I didn’t realize I also taught my scarab the “tuck me in and give me an Advil and some water” command.

Kult: +37
Total: 37

@cF https://media.tenor.com/HSSYDHiF818AAAAe/dantdm-twin.png

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

B(

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I think as a society men need to wear less clothes.

Kult: +39
Total: 39
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I am proud to report the fanservice is now fanserving.

Kult: +5
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@barackObama[BO]

Biden please cancel my meetings, men are currently losing clothes and engaging in combat. I must go. They need me.

Kult: +40
Total: 40
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I truly believe this is one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/im%20so%20touched.png

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
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@barackObama[BO]

In times of crisis, please note it is always acceptable to blame Ronald Reagan.

Kult: +45
Total: 45
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

God I love when they do that.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
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@bulgeCurator[BC]

unavoidable.

Kult: +10
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@barackObama[BO]

Clearly I still have a thing or two to learn.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@barackObama[BO]

I have come with fantastic news regarding the laboratories and pharmaceuticals currently operated by Miss @cmallieEntertainment! Health of Health & Safety, Mr. Sabbot (@alarmingApothecary), has confirmed all labs have been deemed up to code for the sweep 5123, and cleared them for TFDA approval; all Callie Mallie labs have been APPROVED for the production of Estrogen and Testosterone, in light of her recent application for the approved production. Excellent work, Callie!

Kult: +45
Total: 45
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WORLD IS MINE!
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@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

At the low, low cost of $5.99/month on top of your Plush Perv tier subscription, you can gain access to candid breakup footage from the archives as well as indistinguishable-from-reality #HAL-generated #JakeDirk #DirkJake scenarios. #PlushRump #HappyFriday #RankBait #NSFW

Kult: +19
Kull: +19
Total: 38
Ratio: 1.00

yea me fuckin too man literally in this case i guess cause like youre me and shit

Kult: +12
Total: 12

been a hot minute hey guys whats up

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
transgender
love yourself
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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

men. #nsfw

Kult: +42
Total: 42

🔪ThiS haS haD mY dumB asS cacklinG foR TEN MINUTES I AM FUCKIN R O Y A L T Y!! HAHAHA https://i.pinimg.com/736x/89/7d/cb/897dcbff1575284c72fc84553e5f5bfb.jpg🩸

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

collected all the wwyrm orbs to summon the wwishwwyrm and if youre wwonderin wwhat i wwished for an your name happens to be SOL wwhy dont you go measure your forehead freak

Kult: +24
Total: 24
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@barackObama[BO]

That’s going in the vocab IMMEDIATELY.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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BANGARANG!
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Beforian
Those who came before us.
@aerodynamicTramp[AT]

GET DOWN MR PRES1DENT... CATEGORY 5 STR1DER TH1RST TRAP 1NCOM1NG... @barackObama @tactfulTactr1un https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/bdd10668d19a.png

Kult: +29
Total: 29

To those of you who have become concerned with the behavior of a certain.... oliveblood ( @helloKhaos ) not to worry! @goddogComplex and I have gotten them a lobotomy scheduled

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40

Starting a help project for @helloKhaos blatantly simps for Zebruh Codakk and needs professional help therapist trolls message me PUH LEASE

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40
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Illumimenati
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

my kismesis stupid as hell dawg im crine

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Bulge. #nsfw

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
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@barackObama[BO]

Why are there people from TF2 beefing in my mentions right now. I'm the fucking President. I have a trebuchet. I have LALONDES.

Kult: +53
Total: 53

"[]KE" TH]S POST ]F YOU []KE "HAMMERS" HTTPS://WWW.ESTW]NG.COM/WP-CONTENT/UP[OADS/2026/03/PROD_SURESTR]KE_NA][_HAMMERS_MRW16C_01_2000X2000.PNG

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
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#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

freaking heck!!

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

Thank you President @barackObama I've been meaning to GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME SCUM BUTT.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Rabies
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Knotty
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@adrenalinesCharge[AC]

~#nsfw~

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@aspiringPessimist[AP]

#showermaxing Is Fine And All, But Have You Tried #bubblebathmaxing? No, You Haven't. That's Why Your Cortisol Levels Are So High. :>

Kult: +47
Total: 47

Weird thing my avatar does, apparently if I eat something my tongue then turns that color.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@barackObama[BO]

Don't fucking do that.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

vkrZHUSrVwLQj Rq wKh wlpHOLqh :o(

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
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#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Might fuck around and say a bad word later.

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
The Real Deal
Around these parts, this user is THE Condescension.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@coronateCruelty[CC]

i will write new standards of unsafety in t)(e workplace, so )(elp me

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

holy shit an orange horse

Kult: +27
Total: 27

I misread this as Orange Juice and thought you were enamored with the beauty of a beverage.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

what's the difference between a hamburger and a beef sandwich?

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

personally believe everyone here should do more #showermaxxing big b is onto something here

Kult: +27
Total: 27
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

They're showermaxxing.

Kult: +22
Total: 22
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I could be riding bulge right now. #nsfw

Kult: +22
Total: 22
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Yaoi Official
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@barackObama[BO]

It's not gay if you say "no homo" right?

Kult: +20
Total: 20

I really like this "unquirk" button. Didn't know what it did at first. Very human accessible website you got here.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

DAVE JUST TELEPORTED TO ME IN ORDER TO SNIFF ME INTENSELY? WHAT? AND THEN HE LEFT???? WHAT JUST HAPPENED... #SUGGESTIVE #WHATHAPPENED

Kult: +10
Total: 10

SIGH. SITTING. WAITING. WONDERING WHAT JUICY MEMOSPACE GOSSIP I'LL GET ONCE HE'S BACK. #STRIDERAPPROVEDGOSSIP

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

we could have been hetslop...

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

i wish he would stay trans. everyone get more trans

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
transgender
love yourself
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Knotty
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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

KAR(KAT) VANTAS - carcinologyGenarch •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Karkat "Kar" Vantas | 9.7 Sweeps Kar is a mutantblooded troll living on Earth C after the end of his session. He's from an alternate timeline where everyone (including the sprites) was given a second chance at life after they traveled to Earth C. His session remains the same as the canon SBURB/SGRUB session, mostly...a few things remain different, though. Kar is GOD-TIERED. He is a fully-realized SEER OF HEART, but he doesn't really fuck with his abilities as a Heart player. He has wings like the other god-tiered trolls; however, due to his mutant genetics, his wings in god-tier are tiny and therefore useless to him. His personality is somewhat similar to canon Karkat's, but Kar is overall much more lax on a daily basis. He gets along well with his friends. He is friends with his universe's Dave - aka "Corvid" (@timetableGodhead) •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Do note that Kar is my KINSONA. He is based on me, and carries over a lot of aspects of myself. Kar is DISABLED. He deals with chronic pain and a heart condition and is reliant on his mobility aid - a cane. He's often very fatigued and prefers to just chill and rest. He is also TRANSMASC - he uses He/They pronouns! He doesn't mind just he/him or just they/them, though. Here is his reference!: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8905d7f2248.png (Art is by me!) I'm MULTISHIP, don't be afraid to hit me up to plot something! I also enjoy actual roleplays from time to time. I don't bite. (:B You can find me on PESTERCHUM/TROLLIAN and Discord under the same username! I'm carcinologyGenarch on both. •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• ACCOUNT WARNINGS: #nsfw #substance and potential mentions of #abuse

Kult: +15
Total: 15