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Why are there people from TF2 beefing in my mentions right now. I'm the fucking President. I have a trebuchet. I have LALONDES.
They're in MY mentions.
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freaking heck!!
Thank you President @barackObama I've been meaning to GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME SCUM BUTT.
#showermaxing Is Fine And All, But Have You Tried #bubblebathmaxing? No, You Haven't. That's Why Your Cortisol Levels Are So High. :>
Weird thing my avatar does, apparently if I eat something my tongue then turns that color.
Don't fucking do that.
Might fuck around and say a bad word later.
i will write new standards of unsafety in t)(e workplace, so )(elp me
holy shit an orange horse
I misread this as Orange Juice and thought you were enamored with the beauty of a beverage.
There's another (really awesome!!!) demo on here so I shall take my leave!! I leave you with my interpretation of troll demo, Tavish Degrut :-D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79d07bcbd047.png
what's the difference between a hamburger and a beef sandwich?
personally believe everyone here should do more #showermaxxing big b is onto something here
They're showermaxxing.
I could be riding bulge right now. #nsfw
It's not gay if you say "no homo" right?
I really like this "unquirk" button. Didn't know what it did at first. Very human accessible website you got here.
DAVE JUST TELEPORTED TO ME IN ORDER TO SNIFF ME INTENSELY? WHAT? AND THEN HE LEFT???? WHAT JUST HAPPENED... #SUGGESTIVE #WHATHAPPENED
SIGH. SITTING. WAITING. WONDERING WHAT JUICY MEMOSPACE GOSSIP I'LL GET ONCE HE'S BACK. #STRIDERAPPROVEDGOSSIP
i wish he would stay trans. everyone get more trans
KAR(KAT) VANTAS - carcinologyGenarch •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Karkat "Kar" Vantas | 9.7 Sweeps Kar is a mutantblooded troll living on Earth C after the end of his session. He's from an alternate timeline where everyone (including the sprites) was given a second chance at life after they traveled to Earth C. His session remains the same as the canon SBURB/SGRUB session, mostly...a few things remain different, though. Kar is GOD-TIERED. He is a fully-realized KNIGHT OF BLOOD, but he doesn't really fuck with his abilities as a Blood player. He has wings like the other god-tiered trolls; however, due to his mutant genetics, his wings in god-tier are tiny and therefore useless to him. His personality is somewhat similar to canon Karkat's, but Kar is overall much more lax on a daily basis. He gets along well with his friends. He is friends with his universe's Dave - aka "Corvid" (@timetableGodhead) •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• Do note that Kar is my KINSONA. He is based on me, and carries over a lot of aspects of myself. Kar is DISABLED. He deals with chronic pain and a heart condition and is reliant on his mobility aid - a cane. He's often very fatigued and prefers to just chill and rest. He is also TRANSMASC - he uses He/They pronouns! He doesn't mind just he/him or just they/them, though. Here is his reference!: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8905d7f2248.png (Art is by me!) I'm MULTISHIP, don't be afraid to hit me up to plot something! I also enjoy actual roleplays from time to time. I don't bite. (:B You can find me on PESTERCHUM/TROLLIAN and Discord under the same username! I'm carcinologyGenarch on both. •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ •• ACCOUNT WARNINGS: #nsfw #substance and potential mentions of #abuse