chittr
← @golgothasTerror

"Go fuck yourself"?? Sure! Why not? #nsfw #selfcest

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You flatter me, you adorable little scamp.

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Its hardly flattery if im just stating what i see. Youre quite the looker!

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Haha! You-- Are you looking for a role in Hollywood? That's usually the end-game when a handsome young man "chats me up". Or are you just angling for a boat too?

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Pfft... god no!! Thats far too much attention for me. And ive already got a boat of my own. Cant a dude simply appreciate a fine fellow?

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A shame for the world at large to keep your face off the big screen! But that could also be a heaping dose of narcissism if I'm being honest! You're certainly no sore looker yourself, my pint-sized doppelganger. You're... 23-25? I'm not too sure the effect of timelines on the aging process but you certainly can't be too old with a face like that.

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Id agree but i get ogled enough without my face plastered all over the big screens. Ive had my fill of attention and its really not for me. Also youre only a little off. 26 but ill take it as a compliment that you think i look younger!

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Fair, fair, I can't say I don't enjoy disappearing from society for weeks (months) on end. I'll admit, I'm definitely contributing to the oogling right now.

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You get it! Sometimes i forget i own a cellphone. My pals never let me hear the end of it though. All this hubbub about maintaining friendships and proper communication and whatnot. God forbid a guy need a break! Also im well aware. Im willing to let it slide when it comes from a gentleman as dashing as yourself.

Hoohoo. Well that might be the problem with the times, here in the 90s it's perfectly acceptable to disappear for months on end. I can't imagine how I would adjust to being "always available." Good choice! You've got a boat but how does your antique gun collections look? I've got an original Winchester that a handsome brat can earn for joining me on a late cruise!

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Youre a lucky man. Im mia for maybe 2 weeks tops before someone shows up at my door thinking i mightve died or something else ridiculous. :( Im not sure what i couldve possibly done to earn myself the title of brat or why you feel the need to bribe me when you couldve just asked but you can consider me *highly* interested now.

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