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:33 < meowbe i should rebrand and change my trolltag... hmm.. what do mew guys think??
Dave, dude. You didn’t need to come back here and apologize. I was kinda pushing it too. I can admit to that. Just don’t go teasingly threatening to hurt my Jake. I’ve already done plenty enough of that sort of damage to him previously before we even got out of the game and I don’t want to do to him.
You are either being very funny right now or far more traumatized by 00's Texas than I thought.
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Fork found in kitchen.
DAVE. DAVE IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY DAVE. HUG? DO YOU WANT A HUG? WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
NEW POLICY! Great news! This #Pride, the Gray House is expanding its outreach initiatives. All current Earth-C citizens and residents are now eligible for a monthly stipend of 1,500 Caegars if they are a member of the LGBTQIA*+ community. This policy will be put into effect immediately, and currently has no application deadline. Please note, all applications are processed manually via interns, so a delay of 1-3 minutes may be observed. We here at the Gray House understand times may be tough for some of you, and we want to give back the best we can in order to ensure your wellbeing. Advancements in payment may be requested, but are not guaranteed. (*NOTE: The "A" is representative of the Aromantic, Agender, and Asexual members of the community. It does not represent allies.)
you look damn comfortable iin your pfp. II am ju2t gonna lay down here and contemplate how II could dupliicate that level of comfort.
KINDA WISH HE WOULD BITE THE SHIT OUTTA ME AGAIN LIKE THAT ONE NIGHT IN MY MEMOSPACE RESPITEBLOCK. UURGH.
if someone eats a whole ass glass plate and the7 survive it, i don't think 7ou're gonna get in there and finish the job, 7ou know?
Chittr.ing has a lot of peculiar and wacky characters. I have seen flying hoofbeasts, the Power Rangers, Naruto Uzumaki, and I have even seen actual houseplants informing me I needed to water them. And also Casper. However, a self-proclaimed straight Dave Strider variant is in fact the most bizarre thing I have seen thus far.
bRoThA I'M NoT TrYiN To lIkE SuCk yEr bUlGe oR NoThIn?
It just leaves me with a lot of questions.
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YOU NORMALLY DON'T HATE THE THINGS I POST. YOU AREN'T NORMALLY SO. SO. RUDE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING CONCERNED FOR OTHERS. IT'S JUST. UGHHH IT'S NOT NORMAL FROM YOU
OKAY WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING. I'M STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT DAVE BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS HIM WORRIED AND HE ISN'T ELABORATING...
i hope hes okay....
HI DAVE. (:B
i wont fumble #manifestation #ineeedawitch2helpme
I AIN'T TELLING NOBODY MY DEADNAME.
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I THINK IF SOMEONE IN MY TIMELINE EVER SAW THIS I WOULD INSTANTLY LOSE THE WAR AND TROLLKIND WOULD FALL UNDER THE HEELED SHOE OF BETTY.
They called bomb squad :( Sorry.
Never bet on human perception of height! An inch above 3ft isn't visibly different! Us 4'10" folk gotta stay vigilant!
CONSIDERING THAT I READ THROUGH A GOOD PORTION OF THEM YES I WOULD SAY I LIKE THEM DAVE. I’M TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE I LEFT OFF IN THEM. OR WHERE I LEFT THEM…