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𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. @turntechGoddouche is going to kill a guy!
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. @barackObama is flirting with problem sleuth on my post!
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I have a deep and unswayable love for Diamonds Droog.
[Sawyer's in the kitchen and he's decorating funfetti cupcakes with white icing and lime colored sprinkles. These cup cakes were clearly for lime team, excluding the highbloods.] "Now...if I give ya a cup cake. Promise you ain't gonna snitch to chef about this." [The camera moves up and down and Sawyer slowly hands the person behind the camera a cupcake.] {NOTE FROM THE PRODUCERS: This cameraman was viciously beaten for this transgression. Don't tell Sawyer.} #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
I wish you luck.
I don't have to, the psychic assassins will have a mental breakdown just taking a peek.
GO FUCK YOURSELF DAVE.
:33 < of course!! mewr welcome dave!
:33 < @turntechgodhead:00 < 1120 has red33med 10 kitty points and requested this :33 < this is of @carcinologygenarch and @commandergenes smooching :00 < nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0943a6e4b1ec.png
:33 < the furst commission!!! :33 < 10 kitty points has b33n red33med by @tentacletherapist :33 < as requested a shitty mspaint drawing of me and her clothes swapped :33c https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e82dc6fe184d.png
((The best part of doing mspaint drawings is I have not drawn a single moment of my life so they are truly shitty
everyones wrong. its #friedricefriday shoutout fried rice
yo yo yo 8----> dude kar its not okay to joke about gay people like that they have feelings too
NOT RESPONDING TO THAT. TOO BUSY PLAYING BLOCK BLAST.
i mean if its a good suggestion and it gets a lotta reactions sure
Thank you, but I would never ask that of you.
thanks, i knew i could count on my best bro to be honest.
I do use the term after my own heart in a theft way.
꒰8 weLcome to aLL ur mistakes on here are forever site https://fiLe.garden/aVILn_Qn93xoMwYZ/LoLchit.png?v=1777657804891 8꒱
:33 < never heard of a shitnip before! but if youre saying its for nice people… :33 < i can definitely say you are tubular as shitnips! :DD
I believe this is the only time this statement will ever be appropriate to say, so I would like to apologize in advice. Unfortunately, trans men are men.
:33 < a lot of my followers are trolls and we understand our own lingo and words and stuff :33 < but i know humans follow me too! :33 < and in the interest of friendly cultural exchange… :33 < i offer any human to reply to this with cool human slang!! :33 < i certainly am interested to whip out a rawrlodex of very hip nyarly human sayings you know? :33
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Women are now legally allowed to kill up to two men per month.
Trollbama should give me a job but it's just me letting him get away with whatever crazy scheme he has next
beetle awake.
:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points!!! :33 < efurryday should be violentdaveday!!
finish your beer friday
I have no medical license but even I know British people aren't real.
Should I… should I 8e scared? #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7547.jpeg
can my phone quit autocorrecting shit too like lmao
Fight Night occurs every Thursday. Generally not that many Striders are around, but there were I believe… three duking it out at one point.
Perhaps attending #FightNight with access to my Chittr.ing account should not be allowed.
Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.
:33< the cat furom outpurrspace
:33< butts <3 :33< #nsfw ish
Artful as always.
We both should've...
i couldve taken a photo but yknow what no have my artistic rendition instead wtf is he doing man https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/cant%20eat%20that.png
message anyone with a mod badge and ask lol
((genuine answer; if you want to be verified, you can dm a mod and ask nicely! the custom ones, apparently you can message them and like...defend your case as to WHY you deserve a fun one??))
yeah gotta agree with the fleshy guy on this one. it's kinda over for you
DAY TWO ON HERE AND I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME SICK THROUGH EVERY INCH OF MY BODY. IS THAT WHAT THIS SITE DOES TO PEOPLE? IS THAT WHAT YOU ALL SIGNED UP FOR?
Good morning.~
Good morning
If the residents of Earth-C begin to hear "All Of The Lights" beginning to play, don't worry. I just tend to do that sometimes.
Unfortunately dealing with the consequences of my actions. What's next, I have to reap what I sow? Ridiculous.
To whomever has been attempting to send a pipe bomb to the Gray House by individually mailing me the parts with instructions attached: That’s hilarious, but also a crime.
:33 < 8/10 kitty points to mew sir
FUCK i missed when i had 69 followers what the hell now i cant laugh about it
i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite hungry hungry hippo-crite i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite #lyrics
Ap9l9gies, We've 6een Requested T9 Amend 9ur Previ9us Chitt C9nfessi9n T9 Include All C9mmander Karkats this Includes @carcin9geneticist#2183
C9nfessi9n #12-- shake It 6ake It 699ty Quake It
noww youvve fallen under our spell wwevve got the music makes you movve it got the song that makes you loose it wwe say "jump" you say "howw high" put your hands up to the sky #lyricposting - under our spell // my little pony: equestria girls - rainboww rocks
love drinking my mornin oil and reading the feed like a newspaper
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im awake https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8a6782aa2194.jpg
RIGHT. SAME HERE. BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THEM.
I MEAN THANKS FOR NOT TRYING TO SPOIL THINGS LIKE A CERTAIN EGBERT LIKES TO DO. I’LL HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT THEN AFTER IF YOU WANT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THE BOOKS. IF YOU WANT TO THAT IS.
someone said i talked a lot and its like yeah fucker im a certified yapper and aint nothin gonna change that anyfuckintime soon
should i order pizza yes or yes vote now on your devices
((GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING MEMO IM IN TEARS https://i.ibb.co/239WKZbP/image.png))
CONSIDERING THAT I READ THROUGH A GOOD PORTION OF THEM YES I WOULD SAY I LIKE THEM DAVE. I’M TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE I LEFT OFF IN THEM. OR WHERE I LEFT THEM…
What. Hey guys can we have a group huddle for a second. What. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/huh%3F.png https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/huh%3F%3F.png https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/HUH%3F%3F%3F.png
google how do i delete a chitt
DAVE JUST TELEPORTED TO ME IN ORDER TO SNIFF ME INTENSELY? WHAT? AND THEN HE LEFT???? WHAT JUST HAPPENED... #SUGGESTIVE #WHATHAPPENED
IM JUST AS CONFUSED AS THE OTHER ME HERE.
WOW I CANNOT WAIT FOR MY DAVE TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO CAUSE *THAT*
SIGH. SITTING. WAITING. WONDERING WHAT JUICY MEMOSPACE GOSSIP I'LL GET ONCE HE'S BACK. #STRIDERAPPROVEDGOSSIP
when i'm deadl0cked in https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0da32532da35.png
this is so cool https://i.ibb.co/mdwqjdzc/screenshot-2026-04-29-184815.png
makin the net bigger doesnt do anyfin when there aint no fish to catch man
:33< is this mewre card? :33< *the mighty huntress purrduces a business card fur an olive garden in southern wisconson*
he does look liek a labubu
C9nfessi9n #9-- re: C9mmander Karkat Vantas 9f Earth C's Re6elli9n. h9ly Shit H9ly Fuck Can I Jiggle The Left And 6ite 9n The Right Rrraaaagghh @c9mmandergenes
very unfortunate: mituna became a transfem and then a couple minutes later, detransed. saddening
maybe stop talkin about your matesprit wwhen wwere tryin to pail howw about THAT
I am now surprisingly invested in a cooking show instead of working.
24 karat australium labubu has been added 2 ur cart
D —> She wants me so bad it makes her 100k stupid #suggestive
god, equius was right, I already regret coming here.
look at him face https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/56da8a4d5764.jpg
C9nfessi9n #8-- i L9wkey Want @carcin9l9gygenarch T9 Rip My Thr9at 9ut Like His Teeth Are H9t Af
Turkey, ham, bacon, American cheese, pickles, on white bread. Mayo, mustard, and a dash of Worcestershire sauce. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/454c0e58b3d3.png
C9nfessi9n #7-- @gutsygumsh9e Is A 6addie And I H9pe She Kills Me
what do you want from texas roadhouse? @astroPhysicist
haha. but alright, i'll order in some texas roadhouse.
:33< awe yeah horoscope time :33< ♈mew will furefur be stuck in a rut unless mew throw something breakable against the wall as hard as mew can :33< ♉ theyre k33ping secrets furom mew hunt them down fur the truth!!! :33< ♊ think about how cool it would be to kiss leo today in the pitch quad just think about it PURRLEASE! :33< ♋ go away and clawme back tomeowrrow :33< ♌ mew absomewtly are the best to efur do it k33p it up baby :33< ♍ the next thing mew touch will expurrlode watch out fur that :33< ♎ trade pokemon cards with someone or be gotten by the rude boobler :33< ♏ eat nyathing but pecans today to avoid a fate worse than double death :33< ♐ mewre ass is grass and im gonna mow it :33< ♑ pick up scuba diving fur the next hobby mew decide to do thatll end well im sure :33< ♒ invest in shitcoin today fur a 15% repurrn on investment in the next 1837 sw33ps :33< ♓ mew should make out with someone at random purrhapse the next oliveblood mew s33 purrhapse the next oliveblood who wrote these hororscopes
if y0u train diligently enough there's pretty much n0thing you can't s0lve with violence.
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The show must WHAT. But at the same time, it's me. I am the show. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/99d7ef4eba01.png
yo yo yo 8----> what if all the stars came crushing to the ground and its because the explosions and fires started happening all around would you believe me and come hive and sit back let it be i cant do this by myself what if i told you that the world was going to end and you had 15 minutes to spend with me or your friends i guess we dont even need to use the palmhusk i dont need your answer ill be spending it alone #lyrics
C4N YOU TWO G4Y FUCKS STOP F1GHT1NG YOUR3 S1TT1NG R1GHT N3XT TO 34CHOTH3R M1GHT 4S W3LL JUST ST4RT FUCK1NG H4T3 SNOGG1NG
MY PALMHUSK IS STILL STOLEN BTW. I'M CHITTING FROM MY HUSKTOP. DAVE FUCKING STRIDER GIVE ME MY PALMHUSK BACK!!!!!!!!!!
(IC STATUS POST) [ carcinologyGenarch is offline. ] REASON: Palmhusk stolen.
When the 4 corners of this cocoon collide You'll slip thru the cracks, hoping that you survive Gather your wit, take a deep look inside: Are you really who they idolize? #topimpafairysprite
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
https://64.media.tumblr.com/76e42d1116d828fd0975d65817291180/a9c5dda6e1b6dac3-a5/s1280x1920/a7dd074e627ac583b58b7f21b7ad3ff2ff91a0a7.png hump day m0tivation
OH NO IT WAS A GOOD THING DON'T WORRY.