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sUrE, cAn eVeN LiKe mAkE OuT A LiL (o:
What a progressive form of homophobia. He should get a Stonewall Foundation Vision award.
I am getting very wasted tonight and playing among us. #substance
mE AS, a VETERINARIAN,
1 love mak1ng d1agnoses and 1 love be1ng r1ght #my1nfluence
i will n0t be at seven eleven i need s0me time t0 deal with s0mething
P⚣lyam⚣ru⚣us tr⚣ll relati⚣nships have t⚣ be interesting, there's a l⚣t ⚣f r⚣⚣m f⚣r unique dynamics there. By nature satyr relati⚣nships are a tri⚣ s⚣ I think ab⚣ut this pretty ⚣ften
I have no idea why I agreed to go out after everything I’ve done tonight. I’m tired and it’s also boring, the music is bad. Hoping that somebody gropes me so I at least have something to talk about. #nsfw
In which direction? Should we be changing our pronouns for you, or reaffirming those we've been using?
one hundred billion bunnies.
Birds of a feather.
Congratulations.
What’s with all this lusus talk.
.= i love my matesprit!!(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) he's the best!!!!!!! -.
i am going to have to work on my lung capacity :D
pounce... want... k33s!
Well glad it helped in some way. If you ever decide you want to talk about it, i’m here.
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Thanks Dave. And all-in-all it really doesn’t matter if you’re bi curious, gay, straight, or against the whole idea all together. At the end of the day you’re still Dave. I guess I shouldn’t have teased as hard as I did. Sorry little dude.
Everybody should be anti twink.
hm. what if i joined commkat in one of his eating binges some day. much to think about also for the record he appeared in my notifs while typing this hehehehehe B]
EUREKA!!! I found it!!!
oNlY A LiL? dId yOu wAnNa lIkE TrY AgAiN? (O:
I'll drop it then. I'm glad you're making this step I know the proverbial spray bottle can be hard to face off against even when it is no longer present but believe me that it is worth it.
⚞ NO TRANS GUY OR TRANSMASC SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HAVIN GOOD TITS...... unless ya got chest dysphoria, in which case i'll cut em off personally and you'll never have to worry about em again. BUT OTHERWISE??? YOU'RE SOOOO HANDSOME AND YOUR TITS ARE SOOOO NICE!!!!!!!!! #suggestive ? ⚟
,,my scrub daddy and scrub m3mmy made a scrub baby🕸️
2hocked even completely iit came out of nowhere.
II am completely and utterly 2urprii2ed
I'm glad y⚣u're expl⚣ring this! Pr⚣ud ⚣f y⚣u ^3^
>> There'ડ noth¡ng wrong w¡th that :)))
I took her by the hand to say All faith forever has been washed away I returned for you in great dismay Come with me, far away to stay Endlessly gazing in nocturnal prime She spoke of her vices and broke the rhyme But baffled herself with the final line My promise is made but my heart is thine #Yearnposting #lyricsposting
The current state of the Gray House's break room. What the hell.
DAVE. DAVE IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY DAVE. HUG? DO YOU WANT A HUG? WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
iive already 2een iit, but hey, that2 eliite ball knowledge
2omeone giive me niiche aniime moviie2 two watch, iim way two bored and got nothiing two do today.
:33< my pale otp that isnt meow <> equihiss :33< has gotta be pawlix <> purrezi :33< none in purrticmewlar just in genpurral!
:33< gotta ship ship ship!
oh thats what that one was. admittedly drunkedly rigging springloaded pies is something better suited for targeting someone who ISNT experienced with bullet hells. on the other hand deva did a good job pieing me back so i can take the loss with grace. @aventurineCopycat
"Meow." Said the cat. This writing shit is easy.
Goodnight friends!! L love yall!!
wtf is hating on a chit man what is any of this shit. this is like twitter but for dumb idiot shit-eating babie's. and whats with all the cosplayer's with grey skin and orange horn's on here
It is always a little amusing to see the regularly scheduled embarrassment of the Duellist. I say this as a friend.
(tw: #vulgarity #su6stance) 9h, ph99ey! Messed up the lines again.
If I have "My name is Jason Statham and I'm playing Jatham Stason in the movie Statham Jason." in the Jason Statham voice whispered in my ear one more time, I'm kicking him.
@aventurinecopycat sat on a "purrfectly" placed whoopee cushion and dan had a water bucket fall on dair face!!!
Good night to my beautiful matesprit whom I love that is very attractive and let me hunt him for sport and also admitted to several federal crimes to my face and who I am half convinced is a psyop sent by the powers that be in a (very successful) attempt to deepen my appreciation for humanity (it is working). Also he’s hot and listens. Everyone else good night I guess.
Insert mandatory #NSFW Chitt regarding my matesprit here. You all know the drill. I don’t even have to make them anymore. You already know what I’m going to say.
listen i might be a bit drunk but i'm not THAT drunk. i don't think i could be drunk enough to actually do something with that guy. hopefully nobody worried too much. :D
Throwing my 8ack out with the way I'm carrying all these 8itches I'm collecting like Infinity Stones. I call it a 8itch 8ackpack.
NEW POLICY! Great news! This #Pride, the Gray House is expanding its outreach initiatives. All current Earth-C citizens and residents are now eligible for a monthly stipend of 1,500 Caegars if they are a member of the LGBTQIA*+ community. This policy will be put into effect immediately, and currently has no application deadline. Please note, all applications are processed manually via interns, so a delay of 1-3 minutes may be observed. We here at the Gray House understand times may be tough for some of you, and we want to give back the best we can in order to ensure your wellbeing. Advancements in payment may be requested, but are not guaranteed. (*NOTE: The "A" is representative of the Aromantic, Agender, and Asexual members of the community. It does not represent allies.)
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II really mu2t 2ay, gla22 plate wa2n't even on my radar, well done.
(Anyone with a brain keep Lardos 5 feet away from me,)
anyone want to know about the strider rizz method its really simple you just please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please #substance
what the fuh
KINDA WISH HE WOULD BITE THE SHIT OUTTA ME AGAIN LIKE THAT ONE NIGHT IN MY MEMOSPACE RESPITEBLOCK. UURGH.
GREETINGZ EVERYONE!!** Finally gotten my grabberz on thiz webzite..now where iz my lady?! Az far az im aware zhez on here..**
/sum of u r 9.7 going on 97 fr
I stick a wh0le 6ag 0f jelly6eans u9 my ass #suggestive #nsfw
thinkin about watchin legally blonde 2nite
🍃there Is A Spider That Jumps On My Leaves. Spiders Eat Bugs Don't They. Maybe They Can Help Baby Basil Out Because She Is Infested With Fungus Gnats🍃
< HEY GANG, HOW DO YOU IDENTIFY A CRUSH? LIKE. NON QUADRANT. REGULAR DEGULAR CRUSH? >
:33< hello im the nostalgia critic i remempurr it so mew cant
LMAO. Yeah alright, sure.
That is the straightest shit I've ever heard in my entire life.
Giving @condesceVessel her own room as if I don't already know she's just going to sleep with me anyway. :3 God, I love being me.
< I'M BOOTYASS NAKED IN HIS HOME, BY THE WAY, AND I DON'T HAVE SHIT THAT FITS. >
lil buzzed i think. ask me anything! and i mean anything. nn o wu bunny wink. ehehe.
Make sure to drink water as well. Perhaps a snack.
okay, bottle done, started the second one because the taste is lovely! soju is nice. i feel pretty normal i think? i should do something really impulsive that i'll probably regret later.
does a dance at you like a male bird trying to impress a potential mate
cloudy with chance of squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk
you should squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk
drop down and give me twenty squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desks
Just saw a Dave Strider variant reply four separate times to an imperial autoresponder that was “awaiting further commands” with the phrase “squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.” This place means so much to me.
my brain feels like its trying to escape my skull. havent had a headache like this in a minute. someone knock me unconscious at this point. #violence i guess.
Sometimes I think about the fact that some people just refuse to get violent even if their life is on the line and I wonder what broke them.
never learning my lesson. that being said. rearranging someone's media collection by color is very fun.
Y⚣u're kinda greedy f⚣r that but I can respect it
I LOVE #YAOI.
i gotta get meaner. jinx mean arc. mean jinx time!
jarley
Decided that I'm gonna be evil today, actually.
Morning awoooooo
D? D????????????????
Hard earned, at that.
good evensong and good morning everyone!!!
Let me be clear. If anything ever happens to Himero, also known as @controversialMilk, I will kill everyone on this platform and then myself. That’s Ohana.
B33 < guess who is c tier in the docta scratch tier liiiiist!!! B?? < this means i am popular right
brosprite? nah thats sam winchester
🜲 Qu⚜dr⚜nts ⚜re so complic⚜ted, hoo. My m⚜tesprit h⚜sn't returned for sweeps now. But she'll be b⚜ck. Oh she will. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
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ME EATING YOUR RECCOMENDATIONS! ANON: 2 COLAS WITH NERDS GUMMY CLUSTERS MIXED IN @DIPSHITSCREENWRITER: DRAGON FRUIT. @ATMOSPHERICMETEOROLOGIST: COLLARD GREENS WITH BAKED CHICKEN AND MASHED POTATOES. TO DRINK A SWEET TEA. IF I MISSED YOUR REQUEST, CHECK LATER! I PROMISE I'LL GET TO YOU ALL! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFD1PUDYCVRE2_3E/KARKAT-EATS.MP4
No.
Are we not technically them now?
(( Ouhhh im tempted to animate a little something with my jake and i need some guys for filler parts so if weve interacted at any point (and it wasnt just like a brief "hello" LOL) please do supply me with a reference for your fella. Yaay fun ))
YOU NORMALLY DON'T HATE THE THINGS I POST. YOU AREN'T NORMALLY SO. SO. RUDE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING CONCERNED FOR OTHERS. IT'S JUST. UGHHH IT'S NOT NORMAL FROM YOU
Taking A 50MG Edible And Sewing A Really Odd Really Artistic Piece Of Clothing Oh Gog Damn It I Just Reinvented The Snuggie #Substance
It’s only cringe if you do it. If I do it, it’s actually fine and not cringe at all.
ooc: ok hi this is my pinned heres some vital stuff im 18 (19 soon yay) so yeah im fine with nsfw but i wont do rp of it i will say awooga hummina hummina this is an alpha dave and the year is 1997 currently because i couldnt be fucked to play a 50 year dave when im nowhere near 50 he has #substance issues and is isolated despite working on sbahj 24/7 yeah ic: welcome to my page im sure youre wondering how cool i am the answer is very
Perfect, I'll be in attendance.
vvhy does my moirail bulgeblock me at every opportunity i don't get it. T_T #suggestive?
no problem me
There we go.
ill salute you soldier
// Just sharing here cause I'm trying to get it out of my shop and food on my table <3 >> https://ko-fi.com/s/6ed2a75a46 << buy there https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/523401dcdb22.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b195eba2c0e3.png
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cause the partys just been brought back to life
HI DAVE. (:B
:33< it is well docmewmeownted that i am exactly fur f33t tall i dont know why mew k33p making meow tell mew all this
I hope I taste like oranges lmao.
WHY DID I EVER RETURN TO THIS PLACE. I'M ALREADY MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF.
sorry. those were for dee.
what the fuck man.
IM ALL SORTS OF FUCKED UP TODAY. IF ONLY I COULD FEEL BETTER MAGICALLY, PERHAPS WITH THE AID OF DRUGS. #SUBSTANCES
UHM. YOU CAN KEEP IT ACTUALLY I HAVE MORE.
do u guys think ult akowledges non beanie ppl as a thing?
i love comic sans we should have it permanentstyle
HEY CAN WE HAVE COMIC SANS FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES.
ykw fair 'nuff
HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/93570DF55E88.PNG HA HA.
thinking about his fat fucking pecs jesus christ #nsfw
wawawawa thats it thats the post
:33< horoscopes :33< ♈ mew will eat a flafur disc today this will purroove fatal :33< ♉ hatch that random egg mew found the othpurr day im sure nyathing bad will happen :33< ♊ efurrything mew have efur known and loved will be sucked into a black hole today :33< ♋ the stars purrdict that mew will get a haircut at some point betw33n now and 3025 :33< ♌ cutie! :33< ♍ mew gotta learn how to purrlay the sousaphone :33< ♎ good luck in the chambpurr! :33< ♏ mew already know its time to purrn down a fire house think of all the irony in the fire! :33< ♐ mew will go vegan today :33< ♑ daylight will come and mewll wanna go home :33< ♒ mew will ignore mewre veins today :33< ♓ mew will be key in developing pikmin 18000000011
:33< gog damn :33< i just sn33zed and it f33ls like i expurrloded efurry muscle in my body!
all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy
then i need to normal post 8x harder than them
thats ok, ur alts r always makin up 4 that by hornypostin 3x harder than anyone here
thank you kar one of the many sequels to the original queer™ (me)
idk what they're on i'm wearing 50 layers of clothing like a true real non sleazy and trashy man
Just because the wrapper has wrinkles doesn't mean the candy ain't sweet.
@dailyQuests hit me down with one'a them quests
:33< in a trans way or omelet way?
YOU WILLINGLY AVOID SLEEP. I AIM FOR IT AND MISS HORRIBLY. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
- I STILL NEED TO BE PACIFIED 🤣🤣🤣 - THE SITUATION HERE IS BECOMING DIRE - BUT NOT FOR ME! LOL! 😂😂😂😂🖐️ #Bloodlust #PlatonicHate
pop off those jorts and lets see that hog sailor #nsfw
:33< sailor meowbeast :33< send chitt
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "WHERE DO YOU KEEP ALL YOUR AUDACITY AND EGO AT? SINCE EVERYBODY KNOWS IT CANT BE YOUR HORNS. OR "TINY" KAR JR" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I KNOW THIS WAS YOU DAVE. SHUT UP ABOUT MY HORNS. SHUT UP ABOUT- UGH!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!! #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/SOUDBX2VSDRK6ERV8 ]
:33< #girlbulge powpurr!!! :33< #nsfw
:33< a lot of mew are sexy mew know that?
:33 < @commanderGenes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4b38356b58d.png
HOW QU33R
funniest shit just happened in the simulation https://i.ibb.co/mcrmtfjn/screenshot-20260518-003316-chrome.jpg
i wont fumble #manifestation #ineeedawitch2helpme
https://media.tenor.com/g1vspdt7z1iaaaam/spongebob-now-kiss.gif
#Qnapit 2: For: Both ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢋⣩⣉⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣶⣕⣈⠹⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⣛⢋⣰⠣⣿⣿⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣶⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠶⡝⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⠘⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣋⣀⣈⣻⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣿⡐⢿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢩⣝⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⠿⠦⠀⠸⠿⣻⣿⡄⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⣿⠋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸ ⣿⠏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ pop Thanks? For the popcat? I think the form broke it.
I will be messaging anyone who likes that post sooner or later. The top 3 I find amusing will be getting a laser sword to their design.
revolu☭ion! nex☭ week! ge☭ exi☭ed
dude i crave bone marrow so bad rn.
:33 < mew look like mew just became a spokesman fur grubdonalds
>+. I AM CONSIDERING LICKING A SWITCH CARTRIDGE. I NEVER HAVE .+<
Like this post if you want a laser sword.
i LOVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH, aFTER EVERY MEAL,
(。・ω・。) I got challenged into a fight! Wish me luck!
DAVID ELIZABETH STRIDER I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!!! @TURNTECHGODDOUCHE
I CAN'T. NOT GIVE IT TO YOu. FuCK.
There's a fucking cheeto in my plume, I just know it.
im literally watching youtube shorts and i got two shorts about placebo buttons in a row. is this a sign?
Petition to make headpats mandatory
I DID IT. I MANAGED TO CLEAN MY RESPITEBLOCK.
then quite literally go fuck yourself LMAO
when my back hurts! i die! :D hope this helps!!!
:33< its #shitpetasaturday what did mew all get meow?
you need to delete your thirst and drink some water!
you well earned such a title B]
I love Danganronpa
I’m like if an Honorary Strider was President.
WHAT. WHAT IS THIS. WHY ARE MY EYES ROLLING INTO THE BACK OF MY HEAD.
A Dave.
:33< its meeeeeow!!!
TW: #vi9lence Help me. I'm 6eing f9rced t9 use my guns in a way I pers9nally d9n't want t9. I d9n't want t9 sh99t this rand9m pers9n I kn9w n9thing a69ut. 6ut I als9 d9n't want s9mething em6arrassing t9 6e let 9ut.
:33< horoscope time :33< ♈ mew will m33t a new purrson today and they will be mew to mew! :33< ♉ mew will read mewre horoscope today and it will say "mew will read mewre horoscope today" :33< ♊ill be watching mew dont take my purrinter ink i n33d that to PURRINT!!! :33< ♋ someone will poke mew with pencils and beat mew up and bonk mew on the head and take mewer microsoft dinosaurs cd and cut it up into little pieces and hurt mew and then mewre shoes will fall off!!! :33< ♌ mewre such a good purrson and epic! :33< ♍ mew will draw a picture of a dragon and it will be epic :33< ♎ mew will take down anyaone mew get in a fight with through an inexplicable series of fuckups :33< ♏ go back to sl33p its nyat worth it :33< ♐ a cute girl will say words to mew today if mew clawment down below :33< ♑ mew will die in a fureak carnival accident :33< ♒ mew actmewally CAN clawntrol the weathpurr today ONLY! :33< ♓ today mew can do no wrong litpurrally
:33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow :33< lets go girls :33< *the mighty huntress instantly falls down a flight of stairs she was warned about the stairs dawg she was told!*
you know it’s all in good fun. ::::)
the handle makes me laugh every time idk u that whale tbh i ignore mast striders in this beach i like ur humor and late nite thots v entertainin oh and i wanna fight you
I THINK IF I WAS A BIRD I'D BE ONE OF THESE GUYS. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/4ZS8FNVJ/IMAGE.PNG
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON HERE? #DASHWATCHING
this is what happens when im bored comment or react to this chit if u wanna know my opinion of u full stop no frills no nofin if idk who u are ill check yo last post and go from there
Yes, yes, you are all impossi8ly powerful, devastatingly competent, and apparently 8uilt like mythological Amazonian's in muscle size. /Sarcasm You would think that after witnessing countless altern8te versions of themselves perish at divergences in time, events entirely 8eyond their control might finally grasp how catastrophically quickly fortune can turn against them.
:33< tomorrows #shitpetasaturday dont furget! :33< i expect to be showerd in love and attention!!!
so relaxed you genuinely hit 8 bpm heart rate
have you ever chilled so hard you died
((How to delete chitts im on the WRONG HANDLE!! /silly))
DR4GONS 4S GODS. DR4GONS 4S MONST3RS. DR4GONS 4S 4 R3PR3S3NT4T1ON OF HUM4N GR33D. DR4GONS 4S 4 M3T4PHOR FOR D1S4ST3R. DR4GONS 4S 4 B34ST TO B3 K1LL3D. DR4GONS 4S 4 B34ST TO B3 B3FR13ND3D. DR4GONS 4S SOM3TH1NG SO L4RG3 4ND OTH3RWORLDLY W3 H4D TO M4K3 UP SOM3TH1NG TO M4K3 1T M4K3 S3NS3. LOV3 YOU DR4GONS.
cut the grass with your assickle.
I WOKE UP TO FOURTY GODDAMN NOTIFICATIONS FUCK YOU DAVE
Alright, man. If you say so.
yeah okay so these ARE targeted chitts
SOM3 OF MY COWORK3RS W3R3 SURPR1S3D 4T MY 4B1L1TY TO B1T3 THROUGH BON3. 1'M SORRY H4V3 YOU *S33N* TH3S3 T33TH?
Jadetosis.
IS THAT ANOTHER ME? THE ONE HE'S KISSING? WITH THE GLASSES?
:33 < i guess it was anopurr fursion of mew :33 < but still https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0943a6e4b1ec.png :33 < a dave commissioned me to draw it
:33 < can i draw mew kissing someone again? :33 < i'll let mew pick who but you only get one option :33 < (its me)
:33 < yeah a diffurent commander karkitty :33 < but it looks like they might be hot in efurry timeline!
CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING OUT WITH YOUR COMMANDER, I GUESS.
i havve been slapped papped and kissed vvery thoroughly
YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY DAFT. THESE PEOPLE ON CHITTR ARE ALSO YOUR FELLOW TROLLS ON TROLLIAN. THERE IS A SIZABLE POPULATION OVERLAP. FOOLS.
you have that too???
need to beat the shit out of @turntechGoddouche again and perhaps kiss him again just to piss him off. aaand send confession.
zard https://images.rawpixel.com/image_png_800/cHJpdmF0ZS9sci9pbWFnZXMvd2Vic2l0ZS8yMDI0LTA5L3Jhd3BpeGVsb2ZmaWNlMjFfdmljdG9yaWFuX3ZpbnRhZ2VfcGFpbnRpbmdfb2Zfd2l6YXJkX2lzb2xhdGVkX18yYWNiYzJmYS0zMzA1LTQ4MGQtODFmMS00NWI2ZTZlZGExN2UucG5n.png
I have a deep and unswayable love for Diamonds Droog.
[Sawyer's in the kitchen and he's decorating funfetti cupcakes with white icing and lime colored sprinkles. These cup cakes were clearly for lime team, excluding the highbloods.] "Now...if I give ya a cup cake. Promise you ain't gonna snitch to chef about this." [The camera moves up and down and Sawyer slowly hands the person behind the camera a cupcake.] {NOTE FROM THE PRODUCERS: This cameraman was viciously beaten for this transgression. Don't tell Sawyer.} #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
I wish you luck.
I don't have to, the psychic assassins will have a mental breakdown just taking a peek.
GO FUCK YOURSELF DAVE.
ITS OKAY.
:33 < of course!! mewr welcome dave!
:33 < @turntechgodhead:00 < 1120 has red33med 10 kitty points and requested this :33 < this is of @carcinologygenarch and @commandergenes smooching :00 < nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0943a6e4b1ec.png
:33 < the furst commission!!! :33 < 10 kitty points has b33n red33med by @tentacletherapist :33 < as requested a shitty mspaint drawing of me and her clothes swapped :33c https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e82dc6fe184d.png
((The best part of doing mspaint drawings is I have not drawn a single moment of my life so they are truly shitty
everyones wrong. its #friedricefriday shoutout fried rice
OKAY MAN.
NOT RESPONDING TO THAT. TOO BUSY PLAYING BLOCK BLAST.
GOOD 4FT3RNOON T1NY
Thank you, but I would never ask that of you.
thanks, i knew i could count on my best bro to be honest.
꒰8 weLcome to aLL ur mistakes on here are forever site https://fiLe.garden/aVILn_Qn93xoMwYZ/LoLchit.png?v=1777657804891 8꒱
:33 < never heard of a shitnip before! but if youre saying its for nice people… :33 < i can definitely say you are tubular as shitnips! :DD
I believe this is the only time this statement will ever be appropriate to say, so I would like to apologize in advice. Unfortunately, trans men are men.
:33 < a lot of my followers are trolls and we understand our own lingo and words and stuff :33 < but i know humans follow me too! :33 < and in the interest of friendly cultural exchange… :33 < i offer any human to reply to this with cool human slang!! :33 < i certainly am interested to whip out a rawrlodex of very hip nyarly human sayings you know? :33
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Women are now legally allowed to kill up to two men per month.
Trollbama should give me a job but it's just me letting him get away with whatever crazy scheme he has next
beetle awake.
i think its hot tub night
#violentdavefriday
:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points!!! :33 < efurryday should be violentdaveday!!
finish your beer friday
can my phone quit autocorrecting shit too like lmao
lets been violent dave friday
Fight Night occurs every Thursday. Generally not that many Striders are around, but there were I believe… three duking it out at one point.
Perhaps attending #FightNight with access to my Chittr.ing account should not be allowed.
Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.
:33< the cat furom outpurrspace
:33< butts <3 :33< #nsfw ish
Artful as always.
We both should've...
just a ken doll down there
i couldve taken a photo but yknow what no have my artistic rendition instead wtf is he doing man https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/cant%20eat%20that.png
message anyone with a mod badge and ask lol
((genuine answer; if you want to be verified, you can dm a mod and ask nicely! the custom ones, apparently you can message them and like...defend your case as to WHY you deserve a fun one??))
yeah gotta agree with the fleshy guy on this one. it's kinda over for you
DAY TWO ON HERE AND I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME SICK THROUGH EVERY INCH OF MY BODY. IS THAT WHAT THIS SITE DOES TO PEOPLE? IS THAT WHAT YOU ALL SIGNED UP FOR?
Good morning.~
Good morning
MORN1NG T1NY >:]
YES DAVE YOURE SOOOOOO NICE.
If the residents of Earth-C begin to hear "All Of The Lights" beginning to play, don't worry. I just tend to do that sometimes.
Unfortunately dealing with the consequences of my actions. What's next, I have to reap what I sow? Ridiculous.
To whomever has been attempting to send a pipe bomb to the Gray House by individually mailing me the parts with instructions attached: That’s hilarious, but also a crime.
mmmmm candy apple
its cool Bose Botlonde
is the rest of you awake or
:33 < 8/10 kitty points to mew sir
FUCK i missed when i had 69 followers what the hell now i cant laugh about it
i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite hungry hungry hippo-crite i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite #lyrics
pancakes b]
Ap9l9gies, We've 6een Requested T9 Amend 9ur Previ9us Chitt C9nfessi9n T9 Include All C9mmander Karkats this Includes @carcin9geneticist#2183
C9nfessi9n #12-- shake It 6ake It 699ty Quake It
noww youvve fallen under our spell wwevve got the music makes you movve it got the song that makes you loose it wwe say "jump" you say "howw high" put your hands up to the sky #lyricposting - under our spell // my little pony: equestria girls - rainboww rocks
love drinking my mornin oil and reading the feed like a newspaper
https://media.tenor.com/SGVOlIsSAKsAAAAM/black-cat-stretching.gif
im awake https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8a6782aa2194.jpg
RIGHT. SAME HERE. BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THEM.
I MEAN THANKS FOR NOT TRYING TO SPOIL THINGS LIKE A CERTAIN EGBERT LIKES TO DO. I’LL HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT THEN AFTER IF YOU WANT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THE BOOKS. IF YOU WANT TO THAT IS.
you get me
someone said i talked a lot and its like yeah fucker im a certified yapper and aint nothin gonna change that anyfuckintime soon
should i order pizza yes or yes vote now on your devices
((GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING MEMO IM IN TEARS https://i.ibb.co/239WKZbP/image.png))
CONSIDERING THAT I READ THROUGH A GOOD PORTION OF THEM YES I WOULD SAY I LIKE THEM DAVE. I’M TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE I LEFT OFF IN THEM. OR WHERE I LEFT THEM…
What. Hey guys can we have a group huddle for a second. What. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/huh%3F.png https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/huh%3F%3F.png https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/HUH%3F%3F%3F.png
google how do i delete a chitt
DAVE JUST TELEPORTED TO ME IN ORDER TO SNIFF ME INTENSELY? WHAT? AND THEN HE LEFT???? WHAT JUST HAPPENED... #SUGGESTIVE #WHATHAPPENED
IM JUST AS CONFUSED AS THE OTHER ME HERE.
WOW I CANNOT WAIT FOR MY DAVE TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO CAUSE *THAT*
SIGH. SITTING. WAITING. WONDERING WHAT JUICY MEMOSPACE GOSSIP I'LL GET ONCE HE'S BACK. #STRIDERAPPROVEDGOSSIP
when i'm deadl0cked in https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0da32532da35.png
this is so cool https://i.ibb.co/mdwqjdzc/screenshot-2026-04-29-184815.png
makin the net bigger doesnt do anyfin when there aint no fish to catch man
:33< is this mewre card? :33< *the mighty huntress purrduces a business card fur an olive garden in southern wisconson*
he does look liek a labubu
C9nfessi9n #9-- re: C9mmander Karkat Vantas 9f Earth C's Re6elli9n. h9ly Shit H9ly Fuck Can I Jiggle The Left And 6ite 9n The Right Rrraaaagghh @c9mmandergenes
very unfortunate: mituna became a transfem and then a couple minutes later, detransed. saddening
maybe stop talkin about your matesprit wwhen wwere tryin to pail howw about THAT
I am now surprisingly invested in a cooking show instead of working.
24 karat australium labubu has been added 2 ur cart
D —> She wants me so bad it makes her 100k stupid #suggestive
god, equius was right, I already regret coming here.
look at him face https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/56da8a4d5764.jpg
C9nfessi9n #8-- i L9wkey Want @carcin9l9gygenarch T9 Rip My Thr9at 9ut Like His Teeth Are H9t Af
Turkey, ham, bacon, American cheese, pickles, on white bread. Mayo, mustard, and a dash of Worcestershire sauce. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/454c0e58b3d3.png
C9nfessi9n #7-- @gutsygumsh9e Is A 6addie And I H9pe She Kills Me
what do you want from texas roadhouse? @astroPhysicist
haha. but alright, i'll order in some texas roadhouse.
:33< stay silly!
:33< awe yeah horoscope time :33< ♈mew will furefur be stuck in a rut unless mew throw something breakable against the wall as hard as mew can :33< ♉ theyre k33ping secrets furom mew hunt them down fur the truth!!! :33< ♊ think about how cool it would be to kiss leo today in the pitch quad just think about it PURRLEASE! :33< ♋ go away and clawme back tomeowrrow :33< ♌ mew absomewtly are the best to efur do it k33p it up baby :33< ♍ the next thing mew touch will expurrlode watch out fur that :33< ♎ trade pokemon cards with someone or be gotten by the rude boobler :33< ♏ eat nyathing but pecans today to avoid a fate worse than double death :33< ♐ mewre ass is grass and im gonna mow it :33< ♑ pick up scuba diving fur the next hobby mew decide to do thatll end well im sure :33< ♒ invest in shitcoin today fur a 15% repurrn on investment in the next 1837 sw33ps :33< ♓ mew should make out with someone at random purrhapse the next oliveblood mew s33 purrhapse the next oliveblood who wrote these hororscopes
if y0u train diligently enough there's pretty much n0thing you can't s0lve with violence.
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did you see the Hat man?
The show must WHAT. But at the same time, it's me. I am the show. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/99d7ef4eba01.png
C4N YOU TWO G4Y FUCKS STOP F1GHT1NG YOUR3 S1TT1NG R1GHT N3XT TO 34CHOTH3R M1GHT 4S W3LL JUST ST4RT FUCK1NG H4T3 SNOGG1NG
MY PALMHUSK IS STILL STOLEN BTW. I'M CHITTING FROM MY HUSKTOP. DAVE FUCKING STRIDER GIVE ME MY PALMHUSK BACK!!!!!!!!!!
(IC STATUS POST) [ carcinologyGenarch is offline. ] REASON: Palmhusk stolen.
When the 4 corners of this cocoon collide You'll slip thru the cracks, hoping that you survive Gather your wit, take a deep look inside: Are you really who they idolize? #topimpafairysprite
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
https://64.media.tumblr.com/76e42d1116d828fd0975d65817291180/a9c5dda6e1b6dac3-a5/s1280x1920/a7dd074e627ac583b58b7f21b7ad3ff2ff91a0a7.png hump day m0tivation
T1NY K4R >:]
OH NO IT WAS A GOOD THING DON'T WORRY.