♦ pitied by @turntechGoddouche
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I CULLED THAT UGLY ORANGE MEAT SACK FOR MANIPULATING MY ASPECT. FUCK YOU. PROOF OF THE KILL. #CW-GORE #CW-VIOLENCE
I have no idea why I agreed to go out after everything I’ve done tonight. I’m tired and it’s also boring, the music is bad. Hoping that somebody gropes me so I at least have something to talk about. #nsfw
Dave, dude. You didn’t need to come back here and apologize. I was kinda pushing it too. I can admit to that. Just don’t go teasingly threatening to hurt my Jake. I’ve already done plenty enough of that sort of damage to him previously before we even got out of the game and I don’t want to do to him.
DAVE. DAVE IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY DAVE. HUG? DO YOU WANT A HUG? WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
you look damn comfortable iin your pfp. II am ju2t gonna lay down here and contemplate how II could dupliicate that level of comfort.
KINDA WISH HE WOULD BITE THE SHIT OUTTA ME AGAIN LIKE THAT ONE NIGHT IN MY MEMOSPACE RESPITEBLOCK. UURGH.
if someone eats a whole ass glass plate and the7 survive it, i don't think 7ou're gonna get in there and finish the job, 7ou know?
ugh headache
More like: “I’m a liar, I’m a liar, I’m a liar, I’m a liar”
pull my wires pleasepleaseplease tug them please i beg pleasepl
I Am Announcing That I Am Very Sadly Touching Myself With Intent Of Sexual Pleasure And It Is Sad Because I Am A Virgin And I Chugged A Faygo Earlier So #Substance And #NSFW
Good morning I hate myself. Apologies I meant just morning.
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🜲 Qu⚜dr⚜nts ⚜re so complic⚜ted, hoo. My m⚜tesprit h⚜sn't returned for sweeps now. But she'll be b⚜ck. Oh she will. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
Believing in god doesn’t mean not sinning. I’m just going to hell. A guy can acknowledge that. Obviously.
fucking øw gød fucking damn it hhhh why why why why døesnt gødtier fucking end this gødddd #periødpøsting #vent i'm in fucking pain døn't fucking bøther me
YOU NORMALLY DON'T HATE THE THINGS I POST. YOU AREN'T NORMALLY SO. SO. RUDE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING CONCERNED FOR OTHERS. IT'S JUST. UGHHH IT'S NOT NORMAL FROM YOU
OKAY WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING. I'M STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT DAVE BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS HIM WORRIED AND HE ISN'T ELABORATING...
HI DAVE. (:B
GGOOOOODDD I'M IN PAIN.
OKAY TWO HATE REACTS ON THAT POST. GUESS I GOTTA JORK IT TWICE. #NSFW
EVERYTIME YOU HATE MY CHITTS I JORK IT. #NSFW
YOU WILLINGLY AVOID SLEEP. I AIM FOR IT AND MISS HORRIBLY. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
UGH. I CAN'T SLEEP.
SAMEEEEE BUT EVEN THEN I STILL FEEL LIKE I'LL GET THOSE DAMN URGES..
OH MY GOD DON'T START BRINGING UP MY BROTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO PITCHFLIRT.
HAPPY LUSUS DAY TO...CRABDAD, I GUESS?
heres a plot twist. hes dating a version of himself. atleast last time i checked
I THINK IF SOMEONE IN MY TIMELINE EVER SAW THIS I WOULD INSTANTLY LOSE THE WAR AND TROLLKIND WOULD FALL UNDER THE HEELED SHOE OF BETTY.
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I AM SO SORRY. I BELIEVE YOU ARE BEING CONFUSED WITH *MY* COMMANDER.
i cant effin bliev my troll sign is the same as the horse dudes
I Want Him Carnally, That Goes Without Saying, But I Also Want Him Emotionally. I Am Supposed To Be The Emotionally Closed Off Pocketnook. This Is Terrible News. #nsfw #pensive #nsfc
thanks, i knew i could count on my best bro to be honest.
FUCK YOUUUU THEY COUNT
i REALLY WISH THE JOURNAL FACTORY, hADN'T EXPLODED i HEARD THE DEATH TOLL WAS, eNORMOUS BUT,,, bUH, i THINK i TEND TO GET BAD REACTIONS, wHEN i USE cHITTR AS ONE,,,