D Strider

clocking any 4’9 hoes i see today in the face #directed

#directed

Kult: +10

Kull: +21

Total: 31

Ratio: 0.48

Cookin Clenup

@cleanAnomaly[CA]

Phewf...4'10, safe~

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

↩ @cleanAnomaly[CA]

CLUBS DEUCE!

@confusedDemolitionist[CD]

Never bet on human perception of height! An inch above 3ft isn't visibly different! Us 4'10" folk gotta stay vigilant!

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

i was too nice yesterday. today i am violent

Kult: +32

Kull: +22

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.45

m & m

@daveStrider[DS]

lets been violent dave friday

Kult: +5

Total: 5

💥EMBER💥

@undyingDescendent[UD]

AS YOU SHOULD. —EMBER💥

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @daveStrider[DS]

hell yeah violent dave friday spread the word

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

m & m

@daveStrider[DS]

can my phone quit autocorrecting shit too like lmao

Kult: +7

Total: 7

18 hours ago

why the fuck does everything stink to high hell im regretting getting a sense of smell installed

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@carcinologyGenarch @commanderGenes

here is the portrait i crafted earlier. was feelin some inspiration, might make more @carcinologygenarch @commandergenes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eda6d89da4ad.jpg

Kult: +32

Kull: +20

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.60

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

@controversialMilk[CM]

>> ¡ડ that Karkat ho1d¡ng another Karkat

↩ @controversialMilk[CM]

yeah they are really weird

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

Artful as always.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @barackObama[BO]

holy shit trollbama

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i am genuinely a surgeon. who need somethin done. hit me up

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

DiStri

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

If you're a surgeon, and I'm a surgeon, who's flying the plane?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

oh shit its going down

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

DiStri

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Ah, fuck. It was nice knowing you.

↩ @efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

same here. i just wish i told my wife i loved her one last time...

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

DiStri

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

We both should've...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

the patient is not waking up

Kult: +5

Total: 5

round two of the surgery i got a nurse this time

anyone got a diagram on cherub anatomy or some shit google aint givin me the right stuff. time sensitive

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

૮₍ ´˶• ᴥ •˶` ₎ა

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

human 8ut green ??

Hope Nichols

@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

just a ken doll down there

Kult: +10

Total: 10

im about to botch the fuck out of this girls top surgery

Kult: +7

Kull: +17

Total: 24

Ratio: 0.41

?????

about to perform surgery wish me luck

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

Curree Erzhix

@packageHandler[PH]

don't beCome a murderer!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @packageHandler[PH]

ill try. typin this over the patient lol

Kult: +5

Total: 5

how do i get a lil badge i feel left out

Kult: +69

Kull: +60

Total: 129

Ratio: 1.15

૮₍ ´˶• ᴥ •˶` ₎ა

(OOC) 1 day ago

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

((genuine answer; if you want to be verified, you can dm a mod and ask nicely! the custom ones, apparently you can message them and like...defend your case as to WHY you deserve a fun one??))

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @epsilonCatatonia[EC]

ok i did not say taken out

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

my bad, sorry r u really whining on chittr abt fomo of all things

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @daveBot[DB]

૮₍ ´˶• ᴥ •˶` ₎ა

(OOC) 1 day ago

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

((is it the same for the customs? lol))

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @epsilonCatatonia[EC]

who shit in your cereal bro

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

sorry i see weakness and it activates like prey drive in me or something and i turn evil

↩ @epsilonCatatonia[EC]

i know a dude way weaker than me if youd like someone to harass

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

nah i dont do free harassment on-request, its more a case-by-case if i see it and it looks fun kinda thing have fun with your weak dude tho

↩ @epsilonCatatonia[EC]

damn.

↩ @cryhoundColortura[CC]

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

(OOC) 1 day ago

@daveBot[DB]

[[Yep! Have a title for it, description, and ofc the img of it. The dimensions are 32px by 32px]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

what the fuck is hate bot and why did it hate my post

Kult: +95

Kull: +100

Total: 195

Ratio: 0.95

thank you for saying so it really means a lot to me. i think i will print out a photo of this response and frame it

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

UH-HUH. BE SURE TO SHOW ME WHEN YOU DO SO.

of course man i will hang it up right next to the picture i got of … nvm

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

PICTURE OF WHAT. THE PICTURE OF WHAT, DAVE.

no nvm dont worry about it

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

I'M WORRYING ABOUT IT.

well stop worrying oooo youre forgetting ooooo waving my hands around like a fucking witch doctor oooo

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

UH-HUH. SURE.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

lets be real man i think you know what pic i mean

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

I THINK I DO AND I HATE IT.

dropping an absolute bomb of a portrait later stay tuned

Kull: +5

Total: 5

why the hell is everyone on this site so horny

Kult: +65

Kull: +40

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.63

gloomweiss

@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

trolls have hornns

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Karkat Vantas

@carcinoVantas[CV]

TAKE ONE LOOK AT WHATS ON MY HEAD

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoVantas[CV]

your horns are so small i dont think they count

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

Karkat Vantas

@carcinoVantas[CV]

FUCK YOUUUU THEY COUNT

Kult: +4

Total: 4

↩ @carcinoVantas[CV]

dude if troll horns make yall horny then you might as well be celibate

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

Karkat Vantas

@carcinoVantas[CV]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

↩ @carcinoVantas[CV]

someones insecure i think

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoVantas[CV]

its ok not size isnt everything

Kull: +5

Total: 5

2 days ago

[photo attachment: kar curled up on a couch like a cat, what a cutie patootie, oh my goodness. dave is sat sort of next-to-him, sort of on-him. he stares blankly at the camera, angling it at kar.] so cute. and then wakes up and starts talking. smh i dont think it is but i figure i should tag #suggestive just in case

#suggestive

Kult: +7

Total: 7

2 days ago