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⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
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@turntechGoddouche

sup. im (yet another) dave strider. crazy i know hatemaxxing on @carcinologyGenarch

Blood: RustKult Score: 1595Kull Score: 251130 followers39 following
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Illumimenati
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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

@imjunior could i please get the trans badge for bein trans cuz its pride month

Kult: +87
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Total: 162
Ratio: 1.16

Birds of a feather.

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In which direction? Should we be changing our pronouns for you, or reaffirming those we've been using?

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same direction as always im just unstealthing i guess

Forgive me if this is insensitive but that level of self reflection so young seems incompatible with the obstinance with which you've insisted your heterosexuality.

bro was fine with me being a guy so long as i wasnt a pansy. he didnt like women anyway so i think he was glad for it

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What a progressive form of homophobia. He should get a Stonewall Foundation Vision award.

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to go along with his best parent award

Woah! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #waoyoure #transgender? #thatiswaycool

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@imJunior[IJ]

thank you jr you are the best of the best

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\ n >< n / #happytohelp

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⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

ow

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Aw.

I see you shared in my joy over having found the treasure chest. I take it then you have at last renounced your homophobic ways?

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not when it comes to you

Welp! A fella had to try. Adios d. A jolly gay eve to you.

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for a guy named english you sure dont do much speaking of it

I like to consider myself something of a cultured spirit.

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

ok can yall at least pretend to be surprised about this

Kult: +81
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Ratio: 1.13

trauma isnt real thats a scam made up by big pharma to sell more therapy

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thank you

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2hocked even completely iit came out of nowhere.

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The saddest part is I can't tell if you're doing this consciously to distract from talking about your trauma or if you genuinely still think you had a healthy childhood that didn't affect you in any way.

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secret third option

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Just kidding around for fun?

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no im lying its the first option

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Ratio: 3.50

I'll drop it then. I'm glad you're making this step I know the proverbial spray bottle can be hard to face off against even when it is no longer present but believe me that it is worth it.

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Ratio: 3.50

thanks

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Ratio: 3.50

WOAH. WOW. I DIDNT KNOW THIS. WOWIE.

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⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

i might. be a little bi curious

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Ratio: 1.43

Nah. Have fun gayboy.

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cute!

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I'm glad y⚣u're expl⚣ring this! Pr⚣ud ⚣f y⚣u ^3^

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oNlY A LiL? dId yOu wAnNa lIkE TrY AgAiN? (O:

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woah uhh well no i mean no but like if you asked i might say yes

mMm i tHiNk yOu sHoUlD AsK Me sInCe yOu lIkE WaNnA. (O:

i mean i wouldnt be uh opposed to it

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wElL, yOu gOn lIkE AsK? mR. mOtHeRfUcKiN Bi-cUiOuS (o:

do you want to kiss again

sUrE, cAn eVeN LiKe mAkE OuT A LiL (o:

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⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

if homosexuality is a sin i might be cooked

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

nobody talk to me i have to go . think.

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You do that kind of thing?

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Are you good?

no

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

it. its not gay if its with an alien right. right . someone {r} #suggestive {r}

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you just gotta accept it my man. its okay to be gay or whatever

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DAVE.. I’M SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT IF THE ALIEN SEES THEMSELVES AS MALE.. THEN YOUR GAY.

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Was it with s⚣me⚣ne str⚣ng and hands⚣me~?

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shut up shut up

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

fuck

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

daily affirmations: you are straight you are not gay you are super tall you are better looking than dirk

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Ratio: 1.03

ok i want to apologize you were right

Dave, dude. You didn’t need to come back here and apologize. I was kinda pushing it too. I can admit to that. Just don’t go teasingly threatening to hurt my Jake. I’ve already done plenty enough of that sort of damage to him previously before we even got out of the game and I don’t want to do to him.

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yeah fine alright ill give your jake the one and only jake hate train pass

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Thanks Dave. And all-in-all it really doesn’t matter if you’re bi curious, gay, straight, or against the whole idea all together. At the end of the day you’re still Dave. I guess I shouldn’t have teased as hard as I did. Sorry little dude.

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nah all the pushin and bullying needed to happen i fear

Cause it pushed you to actually look and see if you were or weren’t?

somethin like that yeah

Well glad it helped in some way. If you ever decide you want to talk about it, i’m here.

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thanks man

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Any time little dude. Any time.

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

worst possible of mine chitt for troll obama to see why cant i delete chitts holy shit

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Ratio: 1.08

im so panicked i cant even talk right wow

It just leaves me with a lot of questions.

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@barackObama[BO]

the woke mob is trying to spin my story left im just trying to make sure everyone knows im not left at all. cuz im straight

LMAO. Yeah alright, sure.

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And you're heterosexual? I'd just like to get that clear before I make a Chitt about you later.

@barackObama[BO]

……im . not gay no

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Oh, okay. Statement retracted. You can be bisexual, that's perfectly fine.

@barackObama[BO]

im not bisexual im straight im the straightest dude out there

Oh okay great. One moment.

@barackObama[BO]

oh gog

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⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

i dont need a man to kiss me to “prove im gay” i do kiss men thats /why/ i know im not gay . send chitt. send. send the ch

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Ratio: 1.60

?

That is the straightest shit I've ever heard in my entire life.

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thank you

I'm going to assume either that this is entirely ironic or that the punchline involves bisexuality as separate from homosexuality because if you genuinely think you aren't sexually attracted to men then that's just sad.

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⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

im going to kill him

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

why am i being referred to as "the homophobic dave" now this isnt cool i have a personality beyond my internalized homophobia why dont people call me "the totally cool dave" or something

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Ratio: 1.06

ive ruminated on it for about two hours and why not

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dAmN MoThErFuCkEr tWo hOuRs? YoU WaNt tOnGuE ToO? wHaTeVeR We'lL LiKe fIgUrE It oUt.

oh gog

yOu nEeD AnOtHeR LiKe tWo hOuRs?

uh

yes

bRoThA I'M NoT TrYiN To lIkE SuCk yEr bUlGe oR NoThIn?

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yeah i know sorry im not normally so skittish my bad

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sO YoU GoNnA LiKe nOoK Up tO PuCkEr uP Or?

yep ok nooking up aye aye cap’n

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⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

the brits are invading im shaking

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Ratio: 1.71

Don't let them in.

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transgender
love yourself
@turntechGoddouche[TG]

dni british people dni homos dni homosexual british people

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Ratio: 0.86

oi!!! >:U rather targeted, don't yoU think?​ ÙmÚ

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>> What ¡ડ the ¡ડડue w¡th gay peop1e Why

i just dont like them

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>> What'd we do to garner th¡ડ ¡re

kiss men

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>> Y'know ¡f you don't want other men to k¡ડડ you You can ડ¡mp1y not part¡c¡pate And go k¡ડડ women who want to k¡ડડ you ¡nડtead Or k¡ડડ no one Many opt¡onડ

D⚣n't w⚣rry fr⚣m what I've n⚣ticed Dave's usually have s⚣me f⚣rm ⚣f self l⚣athing! This ⚣ne's pr⚣bably just manifested as h⚣m⚣ph⚣bia -3-

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do not psychoanalysis me

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no i mean i dont like it when men kiss other men

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Ratio: 1.00

Y⚣u're kinda greedy f⚣r that but I can respect it

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

hes in my fucking replies again oh gog im gonna throw up i cant

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

holy shit i hate that fucking british boy im sweating with discomfort

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Ratio: 1.58

Gosh... have i dont something to offend you? Because if that were the case it most certainly wasnt my intention! Unless there is a second and more offensive british boy roaming the premises.

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oh my god

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

okay gay people arent real thats a scam by big pharma to spend less money making birth control

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i said this last year i think.

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>> What am ¡...

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legally i cannot say what i want to cuz youre on trollbamas anti shit list

>> Damn what were you gonna ડay to me?? ? 1fnaowhwkw jeguડ hahaha ^ ^;;

Unfortunately i have met several gay people, myself included, and they appear to be doing quite well independently of pharmaceutical funding.

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classified

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jack british get the fuck outta my replies oh my god im gonna be sick

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>> ¡ can ડecond that 1o1

:(

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B33< mfw im gay and am fury tempted to use birth cawntrol anyaway to get out of purriods occawsionyally

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

im homophobic and i hate gay people

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>> Why wou1d you do that

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Weak shit.

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On pride month, no less? Tsk, tsk.

Y⚣u're s⚣ transparent it's alm⚣st funny 030

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transgender
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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

@carcinologygenarch fuck you and your gay ass getup

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Ratio: 0.71

MAN.

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