D Strider
@turntechGoddouche
sup. im (yet another) dave strider. crazy i know haters gonna hate hatemaxxing on @carcinologyGenarch
everyone disregard the last like four chitts k thanks i am in possession of my phone again
Hahahahahahahaha oh my god this is so adora8le. Why would you hide this, I love it. Come on, just hack him 8ack! Avenge yourself!
You are the one that brought attention on it Dave Strider, you have only yourself to blame.
what the fuck
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I'M NOT USING A FUCKASS EMOJI SO I MADE MY OWN EYEBROW RAISE EMOTICON.
just got blocked for the first time im rlly feeling the christmas spirit
8=l < Your icon matches the sentiment
laaast christmas i gav you my heart but the very next day you sold it on ebay
▲then they can't handle you, and are probably not worth shit, ignore em, move on▼
i cannot attend #gothnight due to complications on an unrelated note does eyeliner cause blindness if it gets like in your eye
lmfao wash it out with eye drops dawg
this is so sad alexa play im not okay by my chemical romance
not that there is anything to wash out and not that its my eye we are talkin about here but thanks for the input i will do that
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You don't have to do this, D. You're better than this.
@imjunior could i please get the trans badge for bein trans cuz its pride month
In which direction? Should we be changing our pronouns for you, or reaffirming those we've been using?
Forgive me if this is insensitive but that level of self reflection so young seems incompatible with the obstinance with which you've insisted your heterosexuality.
bro was fine with me being a guy so long as i wasnt a pansy. he didnt like women anyway so i think he was glad for it
What a progressive form of homophobia. He should get a Stonewall Foundation Vision award.
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I see you shared in my joy over having found the treasure chest. I take it then you have at last renounced your homophobic ways?
ok can yall at least pretend to be surprised about this
trauma isnt real thats a scam made up by big pharma to sell more therapy
The saddest part is I can't tell if you're doing this consciously to distract from talking about your trauma or if you genuinely still think you had a healthy childhood that didn't affect you in any way.
I'll drop it then. I'm glad you're making this step I know the proverbial spray bottle can be hard to face off against even when it is no longer present but believe me that it is worth it.
i might. be a little bi curious
I'm glad y⚣u're expl⚣ring this! Pr⚣ud ⚣f y⚣u ^3^
oNlY A LiL? dId yOu wAnNa lIkE TrY AgAiN? (O:
if homosexuality is a sin i might be cooked
nobody talk to me i have to go . think.
it. its not gay if its with an alien right. right . someone {r} #suggestive {r}
you just gotta accept it my man. its okay to be gay or whatever
DAVE.. I’M SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT IF THE ALIEN SEES THEMSELVES AS MALE.. THEN YOUR GAY.
Was it with s⚣me⚣ne str⚣ng and hands⚣me~?
fuck
daily affirmations: you are straight you are not gay you are super tall you are better looking than dirk
Dave, dude. You didn’t need to come back here and apologize. I was kinda pushing it too. I can admit to that. Just don’t go teasingly threatening to hurt my Jake. I’ve already done plenty enough of that sort of damage to him previously before we even got out of the game and I don’t want to do to him.
yeah fine alright ill give your jake the one and only jake hate train pass
Thanks Dave. And all-in-all it really doesn’t matter if you’re bi curious, gay, straight, or against the whole idea all together. At the end of the day you’re still Dave. I guess I shouldn’t have teased as hard as I did. Sorry little dude.
Well glad it helped in some way. If you ever decide you want to talk about it, i’m here.
worst possible of mine chitt for troll obama to see why cant i delete chitts holy shit
It just leaves me with a lot of questions.
the woke mob is trying to spin my story left im just trying to make sure everyone knows im not left at all. cuz im straight
And you're heterosexual? I'd just like to get that clear before I make a Chitt about you later.
i dont need a man to kiss me to “prove im gay” i do kiss men thats /why/ i know im not gay . send chitt. send. send the ch
I'm going to assume either that this is entirely ironic or that the punchline involves bisexuality as separate from homosexuality because if you genuinely think you aren't sexually attracted to men then that's just sad.
im going to kill him