
Time for momma to take a forever shower and jack off before having shitty Chinese-Alternian fusion. #nsfw
but if you take a forever shower, how do you ever get to the shitty chinese-alternian fusion?

Hmmm. Good point. Either I bring it into the forever shower, or I can’t shower forever. That’s so fucked up.
if you take the forever shower, you have to do everything you will ever do in it. absolutely everything.

Fuuuuck. I can’t take a forever shower…
that is literally so sad. how are you supposed enjoy life if you can't take a forever shower?

I guess I won’t. Woe is me…
i'm just so sorry that this has to be your fate. :'(

It’s okay… I have consolation prizes. Like the delicious shitty food I’ll be eating soon.
that's good at least! you deserve something good to come out of all of this.