DiStri
@efflorescentHeliophile
Party only stops if you let it. Knight, Prince, Heartbound. he/she/it. I will be substance and hornyposting. Don't like, don't read. DMs open for both business and pleasure.
I should plan my next “making guppy scared of video games” session, too.
Z. wwhat zound i do not vvocalize during your gaming zezzionz for it borez me .Z
I wish he’d just show up and make it hurt, to be honest. #nsfw #nsfwe
This makes me sound more mentally ill than kinky but honestly I cannot be assed. I’m just poking with a stick to see if he’ll message me.
Some of you have no respect for pitchflirting via calling somebody out for checking your account regularly.
I really do appreciate the one ad that’s just a Rick roll.
Maybe I should vaguechit about him and find out if he’s still watching my account.
Hmmm. Do I freak post now? Or later?
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ It's always a good time to freakpost tbh #sonow #illsupportueitherway #freaksolidarity
Okay. Fuck. Break week. Did I miss anything important?
I can and should be making out sloppy with men. Instead, I am being employed. And that fucking sucks.
the only thing left to 8reak is our chains
Yes those are the only options. No, I’m not being dramatic. Trust me. I’m a doctor. I never lie.
Well I was thinking of bugging him for attention and maybe freak shit but now I’m kinda too unsettled for that. #suggestive
Maybe I’ll just be pathetic and talk about Resident Evil at him instead.
God. Okay. Well. I feel better now. Ish.
I am the last person a baby should be interacting with, actually.
Clever post goes here.
The feed sure…is. #dashwatching
How long has it been since I freakposted? When are freakposting hours. I need to remind people that I’m awful.
Okay, fess up. Which one of you chucklefucks let Yaldabaoth take your phone?
fuuuck dude he bummed me for it.
The denizen you get for being one of the best fighters out there…and you… …Chittr users are something else.
I wonder if I should do an ask box.
My goddamn hip just popped. Am I getting old?
Chittr. What should I do with the rest of my night?
I have never in my life been more okay with ads on something. This is beautiful.
၄⋆၃ truly the most beautiful majestix ads to ever ad
People should name their weapons after memes.