DiStri

... He already threatened to fuck me all night. Before I knew what he was. Oh no. Uh. #nsfw

Kult: +50

Kull: +20

Total: 70

Ratio: 2.50

It was nice knowing you guys.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Dirxy (Dirkroxysprite^2)

@tutelaryGoliard[TG]

rest in peace dearest distri. the dick was 2 good. </3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

>o7 gogspeed soldier

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dave Strider

@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

good fucking luck

I knew it was going to be big but this is just fucking obscene. #nsfw

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

If y'all never hear from me again, just know I died a just death choking on bulge. #nsfw

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Dirxy (Dirkroxysprite^2)

@tutelaryGoliard[TG]

what better way is there to die rlly. prayin' for ur survival all the same tho lolmao.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I don't know how much longer he's gonna let me keep chitting.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

>shame all i can do rn is hear about it, all cozy in my restslab

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I'm sure you'll have your chance.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Until I snatched those shades right off your face. But you can keep live blogging how I'm ruining you to the masses. #suggestive

#suggestive

Kult: +5

Total: 5

TURN OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER IN YOUR PAN YOU WHORE

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

have fun

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Y'all, momma is *not* gonna be walking tomorrow. #suggestive

#suggestive

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Oh my fucking god.

Kult: +60

Kull: +50

Total: 110

Ratio: 1.20

Sector Starkin

@archerCaelestis[AC]

isn't it amazing? life, now possible to produce by androids.

↩ @archerCaelestis[AC]

... Huh?

Sector Starkin

@archerCaelestis[AC]

wait, that's not what you were shocked at? oh, my apologies.

↩ @archerCaelestis[AC]

I had no idea about that.

Sector Starkin

@archerCaelestis[AC]

i have one of the posts related to the breakthrough rechitted on my profile, to make it easier to find.

>what's on your pan?

Girl, he's awful. He's actually the worst.

>Aw, no good?

No, worse than that. We're talking <3< I need him dead style he's awful. I know why he's so fucking confident. He can back that shit up.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

>Ohhh fuck yea, get it!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

You know, sometimes I'm glad I'm kinda short. This is one of those times.

Kult: +55

Kull: +45

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.22

@cyberneticCorporat He's over a foot taller than me, by the way.

@cyberneticCorporat

Kult: +10

Total: 10

>Rick?

Mhm.

>How tall are you choom?

Five foot four inches. According to my shades, he's six foot eight inches.

>Ha, shorty. Last I checked, I stood at a good six feet three inches, not including horns

Kult: +5

Total: 5

y0u are z1ight1y ta11er than me.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Like I said, I'm kinda short. But the good news is, I'm into this type of thing.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

>That's great news

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Now it's time to get laid. #nsfw

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

♤Love Lockehart♡

@goldenAlchemist[GA]

God speed. ♥︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Absolutely will be attending another one of @abjectDetermination's events. That fucked.

@abjectDetermination

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

i wi11 try t0 g0 next time.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mmm, missiles.

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

Beetel Salion

@chitinousTraveler[CT]

-------------------------- no.

↩ @chitinousTraveler[CT]

... Fym no.

Beetel Salion

@chitinousTraveler[CT]

-------------------------- no missiles.

↩ @chitinousTraveler[CT]

Oh, buddy. It's way too late for that.

Beetel Salion

@chitinousTraveler[CT]

-------------------------- i knoW.

Bulge. #nsfw

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Dave Strider

@turntechStrider[TS]

hell yeah brother gotta love that troll bulge

I think I will be able to move soon.... Probably... Weed got me downed like a pawn in RImworld. #substance

#substance

Kult: +10

Total: 10

"Fuck you" bitch you've been threatening to since last night. #nsfw

Kult: +45

Kull: +25

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.80

they zh0u1d f0110w thr0ugh

↩ @eclecticEngineer[EE]

He betterrrr. He promised me a good time.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

g00d 1uck

So impatient. It's cute.

Nuh.

Ohhh yeah baby. I'm in the perfect state for taking advantage of. My limbs feel so fuckin' heavy. #substance #nsfwe

#nsfwe #substance

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

me when i have drained a11 0f my pzi0nic energy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Oooh, I'm gonna be sore as fuck. Consequences of launching myself through a wall and a couple other things via trebuchet.

Kult: +20

Total: 20

Upright is now evil. Horizontal is the way, and skin is prickly. #substance

#substance

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Watched a hot guy get launched out of a trebuchet and then explode like a mini-nuke. Is this love?

Kult: +75

Kull: +45

Total: 120

Ratio: 1.67

Karama Golthi

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< yeaH, i tHiNK sO >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dirxy (Dirkroxysprite^2)

@tutelaryGoliard[TG]

if that isn't, then love isn't real.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Curree Erzhix

@packageHandler[PH]

think that's some kinda biolo6iCal warfare?

↩ @packageHandler[PH]

No, it was his psiionics.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Curree Erzhix

@packageHandler[PH]

then yeah, that's love.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Already catching a feel about me? We haven't even kissed yet.

Like you're complaining.~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Keep being cute, see what happens.

Heheheh.

Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

Just blew up a building. Feeling good.

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

@abjectDetermination[AD]

That wa2 2ick a2 fuck

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @abjectDetermination[AD]

Thank you, I try. Had to do something to make it original, and several pounds of explosives did the trick just fine.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I am about to get absolutely wasted and commit questionable acts. #substance

#substance

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Oh baby, we are so back.

#apertureScience this DICK.

#aperturescience

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

That's my only submission to the social experiment.

GLaDOS