DiStri
@efflorescentHeliophile
Party only stops if you let it. Knight, Prince, Heartbound. he/she/it. I will be substance and hornyposting. Don't like, don't read. DMs open for both business and pleasure.
Leon S. Kennedy Resident Evil could fix me.
I hope he likes Resident Evil. #vaguepost
Ah, if only I had it in me to hornypost. Oh well. Sounds like a problem for everybody else. #nsfw?ish.
Oh my entire reputation on here is being a particularly intelligent whore. I am by no means celibate.
well yknow worth a shot all dirks are sons to me or bros i havent figured that bit out yet
… I feel like some of you are a little too unaccustomed to the internet. #dashwatching
Fuck it, walkies. This post reminded me I should invest in a muzzle. This is a fashion thing.
You ever just have a moment of realization that makes you think “damn, I should do something about that”? Yeah. That’s me. I just had that.
Bingo night ended before my last client left. This is so fucked up.
@triumphantTestificate Why are you pitying this. You are literally why I can’t play bingo.
Titties. #nsfw because I’m thinking about biting them again.
thinkin abt bitin any1 in specific? ;3 #suggestive
:33 < thats the furrst thing mew saw on f33d :33 < furk yeah
My last client wound up taking longer than I expected… I’m only just getting into bed.
It's up another half-inch already...? That's almost five in the last two years.
Emergency surgery complete. I wanna know what those two dorks are up to. #fightnight
Merry emergency fucking surgery I guess. #fightnight
| Sorry A8out That |
You know, normally incapacitation doesn't involve ripping off someone's flesh and blood leg here. #violence #gore #fightnight
We went from a reasonable broken knee to an unreasonable missing leg very quickly, Profor.
you better not make shit vworse. or else there vwill be a spear vwith your name on it
HOW DO YOU EVEN FIX THAT?! Thats bad- who did it- they need gone and- is he getting treated?! No bleeding out on the floor dying?!
I'm assessing how viable reattachment actually is but I wouldn't place my hopes on it. He's not going to bleed out either way.
He's honestly not holding up too badly despite being out of his depth. And on the flipside, pretty sure Zabrak and Dirk are just feeling each other out right now. #fightnight
FFFFFFEELING EACH OTHER? #SUGGESTIVE
Real shit. They'll probably get serious soon. Dirk already took his hoodie off. Powers are on the table for those two since they're testing the concept for the bracket.
He's so not used to fighting like this and I can smell it on him. #fightnight
Babysitting a Kankri fighting @soulfulGallant while we're here. #fightnight
@timaeusTestified and @abjectDetermination are fighting with powers. This is going to be a beautiful shitshow. #fightnight
Who gave me Chittr gold.
Oh, I did, believe me. But “bucket cumjar” is not very informative as to why I should give a shit.
I’m convinced it’s the Dirk I was fucking with before bed for gutting Junior.
i also got it prolly happened durin the big junior reset, mayb a glitch
They got my boy, Jill. Partially because his logs were full of girlbulge, apparently. #nsfw
It's okay. I have just learned he recovered from his unfortunate gutting, though I cannot attest to the status of all the girlbulge prompts remaining in his memory. #nsfw
Another platform, another instance of me failing to pretend I’m not more than a whore who jacks off all the time. #nsfw
Ugh. I started talking about quad prostitutes and now I’m word-central instead of taking a fat nap. #nsfw