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I say this everyday.

Yeah. Of course I get it.

Yaknow I know I'm 2uppo23d to do Fight Night tonight, but im kinda thinkin about puttin it on th3 backburn3r until I can com3 up with 2om3thin to 2pic3 it up a bit b3tt3r. L3mm3 h3ar your id3a2. I know a pow3r3d or mayb3 arm3d brack3t for fight2 i2 a popular id3a, but l3mm3 h3ar what 3l23 ya got http2://tally.2o/r/Np8a10 #FightNight

:33 < thats the furrst thing mew saw on f33d :33 < furk yeah

magic, hopefully ;) #suggestive

You're doing incredibly well, I am watching closely.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ 7Ha7... iS An eXaMpLe ōŌōŌōF WhY... i dŌōŌōŌn'7... DōŌōŌō fIgH7NiGh7... bEcAuSe i... WōŌōŌōUlD LiKeLy lŌōŌōŌsE MySeLf... AnD... wElL... yEa #FiGh7nIgH7...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i wŌōŌōŌuLd nŌōŌōŌ7... WaN7 7ŌōŌōŌ GrEiVōŌōŌōUsLy hArM... sŌōŌōŌmEōŌōŌōNe hAvInG FuN......
3> I'm the next fucking Troll Mills Lane. #fightnight #referee <3

One of these fights is not like the other. #FightNight
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haha thank you! you're actually awesome. keep up the good work and the good taste!
rope burns fucking suck, but rope marks? those are hot as all hell. #nsfw #bondage #iknowtoomuchaboutthis
i clearly have to go to better parties and bars. what am i doing wrong?

I took the Zen path and only humiliated them publicly.
i know right? it's so bad!!!
Yes, my respi†eblock resembles a haun†ed moor. No, I will no† elabora†e... h††ps://cdn.imgches†.com/files/2e1e35b218a5.png

I will be in training with @corallineCataclysm tomorrow morning! Perhaps if it goes well I will be brawling at the next #FightNight. Who's to say. Obviously my morning meetings will need to be rescheduled, but they are of low-priority at the moment.

Deeply appreciated!

Alright 2hith3ad2 tim3 to throw down. Pull up, throw down. Hav3 a good tim3 and dont fucking di3. #fightnight #throwdownthur2day http2://m2parp.chat/alt3rnian2tr33tb33f2
>I mean I'm still here, I might as well...

from the same formula used 2 create the voidstrap, the voidbrator has been brought into the material plane #nsfw

hope u can get a good nights sleep <3
what freakout? i didn't see a freakout.

[BEGIN MESSAGE] greetingz. i am g1ad t0 zti11 be me. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am g1ad t0 have c0me back t0 g0zzip. [END MESSAGE]
I'd say that tracks but with the multitude of possibilities across as many universes in existence there's a high possibility that this has happened several times over. But yeah, that tracks.
what can i say? i know things. you reminded me of him in ways that most don't, and that's a compliment. ;p

I appreciate your honesty.

In th3 gym 2trait liftin it, and by it l3t2 ju2tr 2ay.. My w3igt2
i want you to know, i am here for you. if i can help, i will. you are not alone.
oh, i have no doubts using you would be a wonderful way to spend a day. #nsfw
they absolutely do not need to move on their own, that's the job of their owner, and anyone who plays with them. arms and legs are just not needed, not when you have holes. #nsfw #nsfwe
so i'm over here thinking it would help if you were tied up when those things happened. you know, to make it easier to play with you. ;) #nsfw

Correct.
well then, maybe we should be flirting more. i've definitely been thinking about it.

keep it uup. youu are doinng really good

youu couuld also try a little bit of self care. are youu takinng care of youurself?

We look lovely! Shame the same can't be said about the animal on the floor.
Alright, Chittr, it's 8PM again! It's SERENE SATURDAY of Vriska's Tastefully Mixed 8eats, which means all you tree-hugging hippies and mustache-twirling hipsters are up to 8at! Time for all your folk, your singer-songwriter, your country, and anything else soft and rel8ively uplifting! https://hyperbeam.com/i/EhzLMtxM

WAR3HOU23 RAV3 http2://i.po2timg.cc/kGYBz6cR/d2rav3chittr2.png http2://m2parp.chat/dawar3hou23 2ick mu2ic, 2ick light2, lot2 of drug2 and alcohol and all th3 fun you can or want to hav3. Liv3 mu2ic 2pun by D2 h3r3 on Chittr. Your3 lat3!! Liv3 23t i2 banging right now and your3 MI22ING IT.

Dont forg3t about th3 rav3 lat3r! Liv3 mu2ic DJd by d2 h3r3 on Chittr. Id tag h3r, but 2h32 on3 of th3 many @turnt3chGodh3ad'2 on h3r3 and Chittr wont giv3 m3 th3 option to pick th3 right on3. Ch3ck out h3r original po2t I link3d h3r3 at th3 bottom 2ick mu2ic, 2ick light2, lot2 of drug2 and alcohol and all th3 fun you can or want to hav3. Th3 liv3 DJ 23t i2 only gonna b3 about an hour long, but w3'll throw on 2om3 mor3 tun32 to k33p thing2 going aft3r Com3 on down and hav3 a good tim3. Kicking thing2 off in 3 or 2o hour2. http2://i.po2timg.cc/kGYBz6cR/d2rav3chittr2.png http2://chittr.ing/profil3/turnt3chGodh3ad_6490/9b8c4a71-132f-43f5-b104-1d12b8d51328 #2ub2tanc3 #rav3 #liv3mu2ic

(( Rare OOC moment For this rave thats coming up, DS is going to be live streaming an actual DJ set on twitch for the event. It would be really sick if everyone who came through to the rave would hop in there to support the stream and check out what shes got in store for us! ))
even playing favorites with hobbies.
no, i'm actually thinking "how many hobbies do you have?"
I AM A SCOURGE UPON EVERYTHING THAT EVER WAS AND EVER WILL BE. I FAR PREDATE AND WILL OUTLAST THE VERY, NASTY CONCEPT OF "ADORABLE". HOWEVER. IT IS HARD TO DENY A COMPLIMENT FROM THE ONLY HUMAN WHO ISN'T BRAIN DAMAGED. SO I WILL TREAT IT AS A REWARD FOR HELPING YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN.
THE ONLY THING THAT ISNT SHOCKING ABOUT THIS IS YOUR INCESSANT, LIKELY PATHOLOGICAL NEED TO MAKE A SHITTY REMARK ABOUT MY MISFORTUNES. THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A BAD FUCKING PERSON, DIRK. I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO ENJOY MY TIME ON SOCIAL MEDIA, AND HERE YOU COME, PRANCING LIKE THE RETCH INDUCING TECHNICOLOR PONIES YOU ADORE FOR WHATEVER SHIT FORSAKEN REASON. BECAUSE YOU HATE ME. FOR BEING MYSELF. FOR BEING AN ARTIST WITH SKILLS.
B33 < nyalways remembpurr B33 < whatefur binyary you create there will be somenyan or something that exists outside it <3
well i know what i thought about. fuck. #suggestive

last post tonight ill make about it but tomorrow at 6 pm cst im gonna be throwing down live at a warehouse rave come pull up and hit the rails https://i.postimg.cc/kGYBz6cR/dsravechittr2.png
:0(I will adapt. I appreciate the forewarnings, but I believe I have already seen this take place before me.)

Gonna b3 throwing down a 2ick rav3 tomorrow in Th3 War3hou23! Liv3 mu2ic DJd by d2 h3r3 on Chittr. Id tag h3r, but 2h32 on3 of th3 many @turnt3chGodh3ad'2 on h3r3 and Chittr wont giv3 m3 th3 option to pick th3 right on3. Ch3ck out h3r original po2t I link3d h3r3 at th3 bottom Onc3 mor3 gonna b3 having 2om3 2ick mu2ic, 2ick light2, lot2 of drug2 and alcohol and all th3 fun you can or want to hav3 Com3 on down and hav3 a good tim3. http2://i.po2timg.cc/kGYBz6cR/d2rav3chittr2.png http2://chittr.ing/profil3/turnt3chGodh3ad_6490/9b8c4a71-132f-43f5-b104-1d12b8d51328 #2ub2tanc3 #rav3 #liv3mu2ic
Amaaaaaaaazing turnout for FLOW FRIDAY of Vriska's Tastefully Mixed 8eats! We had a full room of twelve at one point in the night, 8ut there were definitely closer to fifteen or sixteen people that showed up over the course of the evening! 8efore I head to my recuperacoon, I'll let you know that tomorrow is SERENE SATURDAY, so if the past few nights have not really 8een up your alley, I hope this one is more your speed! Goodlight, Chittr! #VTMB

ᐖ UR NAME MEMINᐖS ME OF ᐖRI-TRI (ᐖRY TRIATHLON) WHERE INSEᐖ OF SWIMMING IT LIEK A ROWER OR SMFING ᐛ
Alright, Chittr! It's that time of night again! It's FLOW FRIDAY of #VTMB, so I expect to see a significant uptick in Striders in my viewing room tonight! Tonight's theme includes (8ut is not limited to) rap, R&8, and hip-hop, so 8ring your 8est! If I don't leave tonight with a ton of new songs to add to my li8rary, you're not GOING HARD ENOUGH!!!!!!!! ::::D https://hyperbeam.com/i/XGSUbsGu
see? someone will watch in horror. and if someone does, the very activity must, must be monstrous!!! :p

HMMM!!! PROB4BLY! 1'D H4V3 TO S33 1F ROS3 COULD H3LP M3 DR3SS L1K3 ON3.
and soon we shall all find out the consequences of you getting your cheesy bread!
you seem perfectly normal to me, but now i'm starting to wonder if i'm too much of a freak to know what normal is lmao. but that damnable cheesy bread, maybe it does mean there's something wrong with you. :p
i'm trying to figure out how any of that wouldn't be normal.
Sir you gotta tell us.

z1eep0ver party...wi11 begin z00n.

Im gonna bring 2o many #2ub2tanc32 to that fuckin rav3 you dont 3v3n know bro I'm gonna b3 2ooooo fuck3d up #2ub2tanc3

Rav3 tim3 rav3 tim3 rav3 tim3 rav3 tim3 L3t2 gooooo http2://chittr.ing/profil3/turnt3chGodh3ad_6490/a3bc7cb0-30aa-4f8a-8d0b-3285dfa6a148
>If he isn't busy, then sure. No stress if not. Gotta get my chrome tuned either way

Confeshin: I drink so taht I don't feel like Imm being pathetically desperate to any women who gives me the slightest bit of affection #substance

> da1ly rem1nder 1 may be an anarch1st-1ncl1ned 1nd1v1dual wh0 1s all f0r rebell10n and upr1s1ng. but 1 am n0t here f0r mass murder. break the cycle, d0 n0t perpetuate 1t.

(( also gang please try to keep it cool somewhat. literally the only mod online rn and its 4am and im tryin' not to pass out bc shit's hit the fan. i really should be sleeping ))

🜏 u gɛ♱ ii♱. ♅

fuCkin' hemoist radiCals jaCkin' a ri6hteous an6er to push their shitwad extremist views. that shit's makin' it worse for everyone. thanks for ruinin' that, assholes.

[|87 :: Your so r;ght actually

heaven.

wha can we do 2 prevent it

OH W41T3R!! MOR3 T3R3Z1S PL34S3!!

POST CANCELED WE'RE BACK https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/POSTPONED.png #cw-selfharm (ish)

NEVERMIND WE'RE BACK
~~(__^·> anon says <·^__)~~ "I feel like im not being blackrom enough when I check in on my (wanna be) partner after pailing, she brought it up as not super blackrom of me and I dunno Like obviously I hate her but, doesnt mean I hate her all the time, is that fucked up? I dont wanna vacillate but i think I am? Or, fuckin some middle thing between love and hate that is both but neither. " ~~(__^·> a CLASSIC conundrum <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> is aftercare a red activity? <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> to mama? never, a completely neutral act <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> few solutions to this problem <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> mamas view on this, blackrom is not about killing each other, not about disabling each other, not about making each other feel less than a person <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> no one should walk away from a black exchange feeling like hot ass straight from the pot, a black relationship is a journey of inspiration after all <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> ask if this is a self hatred thing <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> this impacts warmbloods a lot, using black romance as a form of self harm <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> make sure this isnt a playful complaint, make sure everythings alright with her upstairs <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> if this is a genuine problem with how she views the relationship ask what you should be doing, express to her that hating her doesnt mean you dont see her as a person at the end of the night <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> if you do think youre vacillating this isnt something to be ashamed of <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> these things are complicated <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> if sometimes you swing red tell her <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> its a good conversation to have, saves a whole lotta pain <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> ask her to give you more reasons to hate her, find them yourself or indulge in the complexities, go for the switch ups, it can be exciting <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> nuclear option? invest in a middle leaf, see what someone closer has to say <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #mamasquadadmice <·^__)~~ https://forms.gle/Hj9qAt3Md41pJLjS9

az are humanz.

he110 diztri. i am trying t0 dizcern thiz az we11.

ill just ask my dirk if he can fix that
The problem II have wiith them ii2 they alway2 force me two piick an optiion II would never piick at all, the choiice2 giiven often 2uck and do not at all corroborate wiith what II would actually do iin that kiind of 2hiit2huatiion.

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i caught a big 0ne t0day #fishingfriday #megid0may day 8 https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/a589dc7f1d26.jpg

I would like to remind you all that the death penalty has officially been replaced by a sensory deprivation chamber that very quietly plays a repeat of Image Dragon’s hit song, “Radioactive.”

c< real 4 tHat >c
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 PART THE FINAL After deliberation, the Lime Team decided to put up Mintyl and Karama on the chopping block. Notably, Karama offered to go up herself. Chef Godeux Belier asked each of them to plead their case for staying. Mintyl promised improvement. Karama said she didn't deserve to stay. Refusing to hold onto a chef who won't fight, Chef Belier ELIMINATED KARAMA GOLTHI. Want to catch the action live? Check out the 24/7 Dormitories stream, only on HBO Minus! https://msparp.chat/angels-dormitories #AngelsNutritionblock

pull up t0 #jinxs #backyard #hang0ut if y0u want t0 watch her imperi0us c0ndescensi0n play dance dance rev0100ti0n if n0t i am als0 rec0rding the entire affair f0r p0steritys sake
i already think you clean up pretty nicely!

:33< im awake and fur those that didnt s33 it :33< im godtier baby!!! :33< https://i.imgur.com/ZZPTlGM.png

c< well, i tHiNK tHis is MOre a testaMeNt 2 My iNsaNity, iNstead Of tHe bOriNgNess Of fallOut lOre, tHOugH, if yOu waNt, tHe lOre Of aNy MMO teNds 2 bOre peOple 2 deatH >c

SIDEBAR! tell him about the Fallout TMTG comm&er decks next.

Z. conzider me zo vvery zcared. .Z

c< cHecKs Out >c

Man im 2o tir3d.. I 2hould do 2om3 cok3 about it #2ub2tanc3
oh no.

i am attempting t0 p1ay m0nzter hunter and thiz ratha10z iz n0t p1aying ar0und

Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is perfectly legal. It’s the drunk crashing that gets dicey. #substance
Coming 8ack to flirt on the timeline and then get a8surdly high again.

"You've posted that before" And I will post it again. It's a banger, and you likely forgot about it anyway. Let me live.
This is my son his name is penis and he was born without a brain

:33 < purrlay one of those

:33 < hmmmmm.... :33 < points have b33n returned. :33 < fur meow

someone made a surve7 for what (lasspe(t and moon 7ou'd be. must be some bias or something, be(ause the7 onl7 got heart right for me

X She gleeps on my golrp until I gleeorp #nsfw x

That is true. I can agree with that, actually.
You know It's oddly Nice in a way that Lord English kinda seems like he hypes up his henchmen so far on this Didn't see that coming from a powerful time man

If that's YOUR boss, why is he in MY replies getting called "Kitten"? That's all I'm saying... #LEBait.

Also for the record, I'm going to start ragebaiting Lord English in my replies because I think it's funny. If you do not want to see that content, I recommend blocking the tag "#LEBait," because I will at least tag things appropriately.

D3ar ChittrFolk, Fuck you With lov3, Zabrak

the grass is really nnice here
yeah, well, at least i'm trying to work on it now. you should have seen me 10 years ago, i was so much worse.
>a cigarette and an airhypo to keep my arm from killin' me #girldinner

if you were pocket sized. i would have to look really close. to knnow what youre tryinng to tell me https://cdnn.imgchest.com/files/bbb5bf905670.pnng

not a terribel way 2 die :P
jokes on you, it’s my turn right now. ::::)
>>| let the suffering turn to pleasure for now. but .i do pray for you to .actually tet some water .after .all, hydration .is .a slow killer.
this is what windy powers are for btw. :p
how do you think you got that badge?
if anything, i hope to help you uphold that badge in the future!
it feels very you. ;p
i say what i mean, i mean what i say, it's hard not to be real when you can't stop yourself.
i'm the sleepiest girl in the world.
the real trick is that you don't know if i'm coming or going. :p
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ hE Is... A Ra7hEr pŌōŌōŌlI7E AnD In7eReS7InG 7rŌōŌōŌlL...

>> The ne¡ther of you enjoy¡ng ¡t part ¡ડ what getડ me 1mfaoo

i woke up in unbearable heat today. i think i'm gonna try beating my record for how many people i can i breed in a day. 55 is a pretty high number to beat but like i can't remember the last time i woke up with my cock throbbing this hard :P #nsfw

FUCK 4ROUND 4ND F1ND OUT FR1D4Y #F4FOFR1D4Y

BIG NEWS. I TOUCHED GRASS.

THIS IS REAL AS FUCK.

You're Right, I'll Steal It Instead. #problemsolved
🦀🪸☀️🐬🫧 i need all the help i can get tbh 🐠🌊🦑☀️✨
We can shake hands on our fondness for men.
We love all genders in this house. I am particularly fond of men, however.

↗️BTW WE DID CATCH AND RELEASE AT THE LAKE FOR #FISHINGFRIDAY.↗️ ️↘️so no pics but i actually caught a fish today for the first time in my life.↘️ ↗️THE RETURNS ON THIS GOING OUT INTO NATURE BUSINESS ARE HUGE.↗️

️↘️hey gang, trying on a new quirk.↘️ ↗️BE HONEST, HOW DOES IT LOOK IN RED?↗️

(A decanter of endless Sprite manifests before DiStri.)
₍^. .^₎⟆ LookSs l!ke the catsss out of the bag https://cdn.!mgchesSt.com/f!les/c3326585b128.png꠹

:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points!! :33 < relatable!!

For those of you who wish to participate in #FishingFriday but do not want to go alone, or are unsure how to fish, I will come with you. We may go fish together, perhaps at the lakeside. I will even put the worms on your hook if you do not want to do that, and unhook your fish for you. However, we will be releasing the fish we catch unless you plan to eat them. I have prior dinner arrangements.
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we need groupchats so i cna send ppl wizards en masse

(\ /) #wetbeastfriday https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/webtt.jpg

#fiftythingsandhalf0fthemarefishrelatedfriday

thanks havwe a nice day

no thanks, Im holding the louder screams for vwhen I get blowvn up at least a second time.

I Had A Hard Day, But Himero Was Here To Greet Me And There Is Bulge On The Timeline. #positive #neverkillyourself #nsfw #selfharm Mention
...I disscovered a hidden library on my dessert walk today...how interessting...
Maybe evil jade needs to watch transformers to calm down
🪼🌺🪼🦀☀️ 𖦹kai well channel ur evil t𖦹ward rich c𖦹rp𖦹rati𖦹ns that dump waste int𖦹 the 𖦹cean!!! u sh𖦹uld t𖦹tes steal all their m𖦹neys n expl𖦹de their fact𖦹ries :) 🌺✨🫧🌀🫧
🌊🦑🐠🦑🌺 #fishfriday t𖦹day we sh𖦹uld take a m𖦹ment t𖦹 remember h𖦹w vital c𖦹ral reefs are f𖦹r supp𖦹rting 𖦹cean life!!! always take care 𖦹f y𖦹ur fishy friends, big and small! 🫧🐚🦀🐬🐬

:33 < i rate this post 7/10 kitty points!

:33 < get 10 kitty points and mew can commission me to draw a shitty mspaint drawing fur mew of whatefurr mew want!
you get me
for #fishfriday i want everyone to know that whale sharks are spectacular

#Fis)+|friday is now #EvilFis)+|friday

how dare u

(\ /) ohhh. okay! ^-^

in h0n0r 0f #megid0may i am pr0ud t0 ann0unce i will be a #megid0 all #may
☀️🌀🐠🐚🪸 s𖦹𖦹 i guess a pinned "get 2 kn𖦹 da princess" chitt is in 𖦹rder lma𖦹... umm welc𖦹me 2 mai page!! i'm r𖦹xane but u can jst call mee r𖦹x!! 𖦹r r𖦹xy if u feel liek bein extra quirky w it! i am a seadweller as u may hav pr𖦹bly guessed lma𖦹... my h𖦹bbies include sh𖦹ppin 4 cute sparklie thingz, hittin th waves 𖦹n mai surf b𖦹ard w my besties, and takin care 𖦹f the 𖦹cean w all its lil critters!!! thingz pr𖦹bly w𖦹nt get t𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹 crazy 𖦹n mai page l𖦹lz i'm t𖦹tes chill i pr𖦹mise. dms r alwaysss 𖦹pen cuz i luv makin new friends!!! [ https://cdn.imgchest.c𖦹m/files/0a46c140b036.png ] 🌺🦀✨🐳🌺
(Get ready for some submissions!)
>>| we .all do.

Never gets old. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/hehe.png

i personally think the sidewalk is a great place to mating press someone in the middle of the day!! fits the mood just right if you ask me :D #nsfw

i feel bad commentin on ppls older posts soemtimes what if they think im stalkin them?? i mean i am but i dont want em 2 think that

#iconic

:33< thank mew i live to shitpost and i shitpost to live!

My Feed Just Isn't The Same If You Aren't Shit Posting. You Are An Asset To The Community.

:33< i cant help but shitpost all day efurry day!

One Day I Am Going To Catch Him Saying Please And That Is Going To Be My Banner. #vagueposting

Load my a2h32 into th3 conf3tti cannon woth a bunch of cok3 and 23t that 2hit off #2ub2tanc3

me too. i see a moonnset annd its so pretty

If you guy2 n3v3r h3ar from m3 again, know I di3d a happy troll 🫡

:33< oooh yeah thats fur

c< NOtHiNg fixes /aNyONe/ liKe a trip 2 tHe Big Wet >c

c< tHe big wet! >c

j3rk off to th1s, los3r. >8P [4rt by m3 | #nsfw | th1s on3z to th4t on3 #j41l3dcro just so h3 knows wh4t h3 c4nt h4v3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/7dcc100bd647.png

pe0ple 100k at my shape and c0nclude i must be a sexb0t 0r 100k at my pr0pensity f0r s0lving pr0blems with extreme vi0lence and decide that that must be all i am g00d f0r but what they d0 n0t kn0w is that my true passi0n lies in puns i am in fact a c0mediandr0id

>> y'a11 have got me burn¡ng up over here wjwhqkjwj haha ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡ ought to put th¡ડ one out there too then,,, (๑•﹏•) Here ¡ડ the rea1 th¡ng!! httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/H¡meroBu1geOut.png #nડfw #nડfc #ડuggeડt¡ve #bu1gep¡c #ડe1f¡e #aaaaaaaa #h¡merop¡cડ And @naughtyTechn¡c¡an aડ you requeડted to be not¡f¡ed ahaha

🜏 neverrmiind ii liike ♱hiis ಠಿvಠ ♅
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Z. wwhat evver .Z

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEEYA NEXT WEEK. :o)

// -locks in for #brobama-
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊༄﹏𓊝˚.﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ψar, a𝚿e have never been m⚙︎re deligh⚓︎ed seein' him l☸se ⚓︎hank fuckin g☸g 𝚿❀u r⚙︎cked his ass. ﹏༄˖°❀⋆˖.ೃ࿔*:・.☠
𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝! This account will include nsfw/e, gore, violence, murder, genocide, self harm, and more when I remember them. No Game/Rebel AU In association with @obstreperousGendarme, @arsenicbathedClaws, @guidingConfession, & @twireAvenged ERIDAN AMPORA, AKA: ADMIRAL VICEGERENT They/He/Hope (Hope only for people he's close to) • Active duty admiral commanding one of )(er fleets. One of the most successful ones to boot. ° The Royal XRO-Wing battleship is part of his command. • Because of his success during his time as a loyalist, he's been trusted as one of )(er royal viceregents. Of course, there is many. )(er reach only grows. He just happens to have the most experience in planet domination. • He was a loyalist! That is until he finally met Karkat in person. He switched his tune after a few convincing arguments. • Since his position is so high up, he knows almost everything that's going on with the empire. In turn, he lets his friends know if something is developing. [More additional information added later]
>I mean I'm a big fan of the footage he already did send me about you

Z. you wwill be made a fool i promize you .Z
Goth's+night+out https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled331_20260430195503.png

Z. fine .Z

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LRIGHT MOFOS. ROUND 2, THE BUS IS COMING BACK AROUND TO THE BUS STOP FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF PICK-UPS AND DROP-OFFS TO FIGHT NIGHT. ROUND THREE FOR ANYBODY THAHAT HAHASN'T HAHAD THE CHAHANCE TO HOP IN YET AND STILL WANTS TO. BUS STOPS WILL BE GETTING A BIT MORE INFREQUENT FROM HEREON OUT. EVERY HOUR AND A HAHALF TYPE SHIT. :o) https://msparp.chat/alternianstreetbeefs# MAIN EVENT HERE. https://msparp.chat/streetbeefhangouts BEACH HAHAHAHANGOUTS HERE. PULL THE FUCK UP. :o) I'LL DROP TICKETS FOR THE BUS AGAIN LATER. :o)

Biden please cancel my meetings, men are currently losing clothes and engaging in combat. I must go. They need me.

i like dumb videogame stuff / i was raised on game theory / like any good trans woman / so i like theorizing

#nsfw horrorterror tentaCle 6an6ban6s... O◡O'

Fascinating. Thank you for sharing, I will have to keep that in mind.

Please do be careful at #FightNight, I was unfortunately unable to provide medical care for the event. However, all injuries acquired during the event are still covered over #TrollbamaCare.

im lowkey considerin usin it as a tablelamp

apparently if u combine a copy of my god hoodie && a regular ol dildo in a harness, u get a glowy void strap on #nsfw

hehe... thats me i just like havinng thinngs

#gummyposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c696f6abe77f.png

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT YOU SHEISTY MUTHAHAFUCKERS, YOU KNOW WHAHAT TIME THE FUCK IT IS. TIME TO GET YOUR TEETH KNOCKED DOWN THE BACK OF YOUR MUTHAHAFUCKING THROAT, OR TIME TO THROUGH A BIG CHILLER BY THE BONFIRE. WHAHATEVER YOU WANNA DO, IT'S TIME FOR THURSDAY FIGHT NIGHT! FIGHT NIGHT MAIN EVENT IS HERE: https://msparp.chat/alternianstreetbeefs# CHILL BEACH HAHANGOUT NEXT TO THE MAIN EVENT IS HERE: https://msparp.chat/streetbeefhangouts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d35f51f02e06.png
i have decided that i will indeed attend #fightnight if anyone looking i’ll be there cheering the clods on it is still barbaric but understandable it would be like paul blart: mall cop (2009)

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ONE MUTHAHAFUCKING HOUR UNTIL FIGHT NIGHT! WHO'S GOT FIRST BRAWL? :o) #fightnight
// that's really interesting though!!!! I really enjoy the idea of looking at it through either lens and comparing it

((are you okay with dms bc i am so autistic about troll genetics))

grubs pupate like holometabolic insects i'm pretty sure this was stated directly in the comic

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT MUTHAHAFUCKERS, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. FIGHT NIGHT STARTS AT 6AM, SAME TIME AS USUAL. :o) FREE ENTERTAINMENT IN THE FORM OF BEATING THE MUTHAHAFUCKING SNOT OUTTA EACHOTHER, OR GETTING TO WATCH TWO MUTHAHAFUCKERS BEAT THE ABSOLUTE MUTHAHAFUCKING SNOT OUTTA EACHOTHER. :o) FREE BOOZE, FREE FOOD, FREE PARTY FAVORS. :o) #substance TYPE SHIT. :o) BRING YOUR MOIRAIL. BRING YOUR MATESPRIT. BRING YOUR KISMESIS. BRING YOUR MUTHAHAFUCKING ASHEN THRUPLE IF YOU WANNA. BUT BRING SOME EXCITEMENT, CUZ THIS SHIT'S GONNA GET TURNED THE FUCK UP LIKE IT ALWAYS DO. :o) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d35f51f02e06.png (( OOC: Fight Night start time is 6pm EST. We'll be going late as always! So don't worry if you don't make it on until a bit later tonight. ))

Good morning

Z. i wwill be zleeping i havve no care for thiz bickering i need my beautyzleep unbothered undizturbed by you or the human .Z

>> gog ¡'m ડo jea1ouડ 1mfaoo have fun!!

Z. zeal your lipz human i juzt wwant a fight that could pozzibly be interezting in the zlightezt .Z

Z. i am courteouz enough to govve you the light to prepare zleep hype yourzelf up before i do exactly that you zhall be humiliated i promize you .Z

weeeeee!!!!!!! :D

X I’m sorry to hear that x

if i could fly then i'd jump out my window right now

oh wait!!

X By this I mean I’m gonna go jack off to start my night #nsfw x

X Welp. Time to start the Callie Mallie Wriggling day celebrations x

X Can confirm as I just used this method x

Your3 2o right.. Thank gog
wait i changed my mind, tails

Ind33d
true, maybe if i shoot eye beams everywhere my harem will come and c0mfort me.
>thankfully my "friend" delta'd so i've got nothin else goin on and fortunately a certain duo has been getting me riled up... we'll see if we can get something sorted #nsfw

i am n0t g0ing back t0 the ztati0n yet az it w0u1d zeem my trap 0f a 10t 0f zma11 r0b0t zpiderz upzet the purp1e en0ugh that they have de1ayed him 1eaving the ztati0n a 1itt1e 10nger.

maybe i zh0u1d try g0ing 0ut m0re

~GO~nna cO~nstruct a Rube G~Oldberg machine that ends with flattening my bulge, g~OO~dbye fO~rever ~#nsfw #nsfwe~
>so. the plus side of this situation: Free Drink, might be able to squeeze a couple of pity dates outta trolls who saw it go down. >the negative: probably just blew my easiest hate date tonight. smh. not that i loathe the guy, he just does some things i like. // #suggestive #nsfw (jic)

~>STREAM<~
>so quick round up >went to a club >got a couple drinks and got on the dance floor >guy who knows me (i broke his leg and threw him out a window in no particular order) spots me and starts making threats >I tell him he can go shove his new metal foot up his ass and step off >decides he doesn't like that. we get in a fight, people make way, next thing i know im on my back on a table, he's trying to hatesnog me while I'm decking the side of his chest. >still not getting off. grab a horn and twist, breaking it and sticking it in his eyesocket. he flails, smashing my nose by accident but im able to kick him off, reeling into security. >they kick him out, now I'm sittin at the bar with cotton up my nose and a drink in my hand... wont be good if i meet that guy again, but i'm doing alright all things considered. >couple of bruises, the busted nose, couple cuts from the glasses on the table, but at least im not kicked out. //#violence, #gore
rest in peace dearest distri. the dick was 2 good. </3
what better way is there to die rlly. prayin' for ur survival all the same tho lolmao.
>well that was unexpected but damn i wish that were me... #vagueposting #butlikenotreallythatvague

have fun

y0u are z1ight1y ta11er than me.

Thank2 to 3v3ryon3 for pulling up to #BoomNight I had fun
high but all i can think of is . . . how it’d feel to have my mind so out of focus my eyes glossy and lost mouth open, tongue out, on my knees before you . . . panting and drooling . . . >///> #nsfwe #substance

i wi11 try t0 g0 next time.
pizza bagels are mankind's greatest invention. send chitt.

Im 2ad Trollbama mi223d th3 mi22il3 barrag3. I think h3 woulda lov3d thi2 2hit...

i think it iz w0rth n0ting that i am n0t p1anning 0n running fr0m my next inzta11ati0n. my the0retica1 dezire t0 have the b01t rem0ved iz bazed 0n the fact that i w0u1d 1ike t0 be 1ezz reztricted.

I really want to get hit by the missiles (plural).

me when i have drained a11 0f my pzi0nic energy
it's dark and rainy out. i think i'll watch jennifer's body.

so, how do i look? ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52bda80fa781.png

then yeah, that's love.
if that isn't, then love isn't real.

c< yeaH, i tHiNK sO >c

That wa2 2ick a2 fuck

i wi11 be making myze1f a 1itt1e b10g f0r h0rnyp0zting az thiz zite iz 0verzaturated but i w0u1d 1ike t0 get z0me 0ut here. it'z fun uzing pzi0nicz during zex. it'z thiz ting1ing z0rt 0f prezzure againzt y0u, and y0u can make it gr0pe and zqueeze and ztr0ke. t0uching y0ur partner a11 0ver with0ut 1ifting a finger. #nzfw

CHAT FUCKING CLIP THIS SHIT

#BoomNight i2 ON bitch32 l3t2 go. W3'll giv3 you fuck3r2 a f3w to g3t load3d in h3r3 but if you drag your f33t, dont blam3 m3 wh3n you mi22 2hit g3tting blown to kingdom com3 http2://m2parp.chat/kaboom

bu1ge!!! titz!! azz!! #nzfw

0h my g0d i can zay fuck again. fuck fuck fuck. thiz iz great
ThiS next teSt requireS SOciaL enGineerinG. If yOu can aLL uSe the haStaG #apertureScience in a fun unique creative way ten timeS yOu wiLL paSS the teSt.

#ap3ratur32ci3nc3 2h3 ap3r on my tur3 until i 2ci3nc3

s0mehow serket and maryam have r0ped me intwo watching transf0rmers. this is the second epis0de with rob0sexual women. i'm starting tw0 think they aren't watching this for the n0stalgia.
RagebaitinG SomeonE So HarD TheY HatE-PaiL Me #nsfw

Bruh my co ho2t ju2t told m3 what th3 2urpri23 i2 and thi2 2hit2 gonna b3 2o fucking 3pic

If I catch you banging at th3 3v3nt ill put your a22 in that tr3buch3t and 23nd you at th3 hiv32t3m n3xt

Fir3, l3t2 fuckin go

Alright fuck3r2 L3t2 23t 2om3 ground rul32 for th3 Fight Night Pr3-Gam3 Blow 2hit Up Party Aka #BoomNight or #BlowNIght (Not r3ally I ju2t lik3 thi2 on3..) Fir2t rul3: DONT FUCKING DI3 Forr3al, and if you blow off your limb2 playing with 3xplo2iv32 g3t fuck3d I gu322, cau23 I aint hir3d no m3dic2 and w3 raw dawging thi2 2hit. 23cond rul3: No fucking! Thi2 on32 pr3tty ubiquitou2 through all my 3v3nt2. Thi2 aint a fuck party, thi2 a blow 2hit up party. If ya wanna g3t your boning on cau23 th323 wick3d 2ick 3xplo2iv32 r3ally ju2t g3t your jimmi32 ru2tl3d, fuck off 2om3wh3r3 3l23. Not in th3 hiv32t3m though. Third rul3: Hav3 a good tim3. Do I n33d to 3xplain?? 233 y'all v3ry, v3ry 2oon. B3 th3r3, or b3 2quar3
im joinin the war agaisnt torllbama on the side of trollabma

Rejoice, The Pure Love And Unbridled Lust In My Bloodpusher Have Been Replaced With Ravenous Hatred.
🌊 I embrace the wweird like wwawwves embrace the sea.🏄

You Get It.
🌊 I sh🫧wwuld thr🫧ww an rager 🫧f a beach party🏄

I do what I can.

Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.

c< relatable pOstiNg >c

:33 < same....

:33< same.
a beautiful thing that should happen more often.

Blowing 2hit up in an hour and a half i2h Good tun32, 3xplo2iv32, tr3buch3t2, looot2 of drug2 and alcohol K33p an 3y3 out for th3 addy drop B3 th3r3 or b3 2quar3 #2ub2tanc32

Fuck y3ah w3 blowing 2om3 2hit up tonight y'all g3t r3ady K33p an 3y3 out for th3 drop
Thumbs up
if i require a bØmb, yØu will be the first. creature. i apprØach.
I think to help @damaraMegido in her time of need, I am going to give her a bomb. What she does with it can be up to her.

https://chittr.ing/profile/angelsNutritionblock/3cf12980-ee4a-4902-b561-9a85a245c97d
🐬🦀🐬🌺🪸 d𖦹 ppl thr𖦹w a l𖦹t 𖦹f parties ar𖦹und here??? :𖦹 ive never been t𖦹 a big party liek tht be4 but it s𖦹unds kinda fun!!! 🌺✨🐠🐠🌊

Hmm.. pr3-fight night rag3r lat3r?

Do a flip!

if you missed it im taking a photo of myself doing the most liked reply for 40k kult i also plan on taking pictures of ones i just think id like to so you can add some ideas of your own too! https://chittr.ing/profile/archiveAddict/0a8df098-31fd-4923-baba-8e6214d4b45b

POV: You are in my Cabinet and you just asked me to send clarification on any in-office memo I have ever posted: https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/reaction/i%20just%20made%20some%20bullshit.png
Never heard a’ Japan. But glad they’re giving her recognition.
Mlp fun fact of the day 1 because im bored. In Japanese fandom of MLP:FiM, Applejack is a breakout character that has a whole subculture dedicated to her. This is because many in Japan romanticize cowboys/cowgirls. #facts #mlpiscool #japaniscool

the tf2 takeover wasnt on my bingo card tbh

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51dnxUXiL4L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg there is a special 0ne just for y0u aa.

Is nothing sacred anymore. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/absolutely%20not.png
Afternoon aawwwwwwwoooooooo

I don't argue with the women in my Cabinet. They make posts that I do not understand and I simply press the "like" button like I'm told.
I feel like I need a expert to help me out with the relationships of all the Cabinet members of Earth C.

Going nonv3rbal cau23 I ran out of dialog option2

Word, 2ay l322

That would b3 pr3tty 2ick huh Mayb3.. I do wanna throw a big party 2oon
🌀🌺🐬🐚🐚 𖦹𖦹𖦹uhh yummy!!! 𖦹range and pink lem𖦹nade r super tasty u hav g𖦹𖦹d taste ^_^ 🦑🐚🌀🐬🫧

i like your support / it keeps me going

that's what i thought / thank you so much

ya know / i'm looking at my last chit / and like / that should be lyrics / right?
ok yes i am guilty of those things haha.
calling someone perfect with my fingers hooked in their mouth #need #nsfw

Lik£, SO tru£. UGH Th£yr£ just lik£, SO cut£. OMFG

it iz. uzed t0. d0 zimi1ar when my pan waz h00ked up t0 a huzkt0p.

OMFG. lik£, H£LL Y£S!! I lov£ g£tting n£w pi£rcings but lik£, im holding back ATM. lik£, dont know what to lik£, g£t n£xt!! ;P
[[well these things happen. you make some choices and oops, now dirk is somehow much cooler :p

Lik£, m£ and my lik£, lusus in th£ offic£ lik£, OMG!!!<3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration126_3.png

Lik£, you know it!! ;P
>I have a shoulder-down cybernetic arm installed by a close friend. im pretty chill with engineers
[[and you ended up with such a cool muse!]]
[[that's literally sick as hell btw]]
//OOC introduction to Blayke; Blayke Varkei is a 14 sweep old woman who comes from a rough upstart, trading her lusus for a troll giving her guidance from a young age, teaching her the fine arts of buglary, shooting, theft, just about every other crime under the sun. And how to avoid getting caught. Her cybernetic arm came to be after an incident with a purpleblood refusing to let her gone on a heist gone wrong. The city she lives in is a sprawling mess of crushed dreams and empty spirits. She resents Fuchsias for not doing more to stop the big companies from swallowing parts of the city and turning it into the dystopic nightmare it is today. Cuz if she can't rely on the Apex Caste, who can she rely on? Inspirations are obviously notable, drawing heavily from Cyberpunk and Night City, as well as the Streetkid life path from 2077. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/59783056_QprGTI6XnfkXtb0.png?1673768489
that sounds like a good use to me!
biting the hand that finger fucks me #nsfw #nsfwe

Glad to see everything has resumed normalcy. Now seems a better time as any to get some... much needed time away. I will not instruct you all to behave, as that will most definitely just jinx the whole situation. I will merely tell you all good night.

Goodnight constituents. Goodnight Cabinet. Goodnight life size cutout of Broseph. Goodnight those off planet. Goodnight
of course you have a dedicated customer base, you are offering things i never even considered possible, and i'm kind of a pervert. :p #nsfw
maybe lmao.
well yeah, but jumping is cool! :p
that's a lotta extra work! jus' don't have a workin' brain ta begin with.
i actually went and climbed the real mount celeste about it, and everything. it felt like the thing to do, me being a gamer from seattle and everything.

Not strictly, I was just being a little silly

#RECHITT

wake up, take 50mg worth of edibles, kick back #substance #weekend #chillin

every weekday is a weekend when ur funemployed

yeAh :)
(>>->) I WaNnA fUcK S0M3B0Dy r3a/ HaRd tH3N B3At tH3M WiThIn aN InCh 0F Th3iR /iF3 H0Nk h0nK H0Nk #nSfW3 #NsFw #Vi0/3nT #b3aTiNg HONK

So Real

:33< too true!

women :)) #women #womensr|gthts #womenswrongs

:33< mewd!
ᬏ̼̮͡۰̼̮ཌ̼͈𓈒.

:33< how to give stupid barkbeasts negative kull -ai
You got it pal.

:33< helping mew out with a spade

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK YEAH HOMIE. :o)

HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/500C86555924.JPG

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE RUN A WEEKLY EVENT EVERY THURSDAY. :o) IT GETS REALLY BIG. :o) YOU SHOULD COME IT'S GONNA BE A RAGER AS ALWAYS THIS WEEK. :o) WE HAHAD TO START TURNING PEOPLE AWAY LAST WEEK CUZ THE VENUE LITERALLY GOT FILLED TO CAPACITY LMFAO. :o)

I would keep a close eye on the pages of @abjectDetermination and @mercurialGeloscopy.

Pleasure.










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