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i am n0t g0ing back t0 the ztati0n yet az it w0u1d zeem my trap 0f a 10t 0f zma11 r0b0t zpiderz upzet the purp1e en0ugh that they have de1ayed him 1eaving the ztati0n a 1itt1e 10nger.
maybe i zh0u1d try g0ing 0ut m0re
~GO~nna cO~nstruct a Rube G~Oldberg machine that ends with flattening my bulge, g~OO~dbye fO~rever ~#nsfw #nsfwe~
>so. the plus side of this situation: Free Drink, might be able to squeeze a couple of pity dates outta trolls who saw it go down. >the negative: probably just blew my easiest hate date tonight. smh. not that i loathe the guy, he just does some things i like. // #suggestive #nsfw (jic)
>so quick round up >went to a club >got a couple drinks and got on the dance floor >guy who knows me (i broke his leg and threw him out a window in no particular order) spots me and starts making threats >I tell him he can go shove his new metal foot up his ass and step off >decides he doesn't like that. we get in a fight, people make way, next thing i know im on my back on a table, he's trying to hatesnog me while I'm decking the side of his chest. >still not getting off. grab a horn and twist, breaking it and sticking it in his eyesocket. he flails, smashing my nose by accident but im able to kick him off, reeling into security. >they kick him out, now I'm sittin at the bar with cotton up my nose and a drink in my hand... wont be good if i meet that guy again, but i'm doing alright all things considered. >couple of bruises, the busted nose, couple cuts from the glasses on the table, but at least im not kicked out. //#violence, #gore
rest in peace dearest distri. the dick was 2 good. </3
what better way is there to die rlly. prayin' for ur survival all the same tho lolmao.
>well that was unexpected but damn i wish that were me... #vagueposting #butlikenotreallythatvague
have fun
y0u are z1ight1y ta11er than me.
Thank2 to 3v3ryon3 for pulling up to #BoomNight I had fun
high but all i can think of is . . . how it’d feel to have my mind so out of focus my eyes glossy and lost mouth open, tongue out, on my knees before you . . . panting and drooling . . . >///> #nsfwe #substance
i wi11 try t0 g0 next time.
@abjectDetermination knows how to throw a fucking party. I'm pulling up to his events if and when he does more. I was launched out of a trebuchet tonight. 10/10
pizza bagels are mankind's greatest invention. send chitt.
Im 2ad Trollbama mi223d th3 mi22il3 barrag3. I think h3 woulda lov3d thi2 2hit...
i think it iz w0rth n0ting that i am n0t p1anning 0n running fr0m my next inzta11ati0n. my the0retica1 dezire t0 have the b01t rem0ved iz bazed 0n the fact that i w0u1d 1ike t0 be 1ezz reztricted.
I really want to get hit by the missiles (plural).
me when i have drained a11 0f my pzi0nic energy
it's dark and rainy out. i think i'll watch jennifer's body.
I'm at #BoomNight getting wasted, watching people blow up and looking at a pretty view. Life's good. #substances
so, how do i look? ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52bda80fa781.png
if that isn't, then love isn't real.
That wa2 2ick a2 fuck
i wi11 be making myze1f a 1itt1e b10g f0r h0rnyp0zting az thiz zite iz 0verzaturated but i w0u1d 1ike t0 get z0me 0ut here. it'z fun uzing pzi0nicz during zex. it'z thiz ting1ing z0rt 0f prezzure againzt y0u, and y0u can make it gr0pe and zqueeze and ztr0ke. t0uching y0ur partner a11 0ver with0ut 1ifting a finger. #nzfw
CHAT FUCKING CLIP THIS SHIT
#BoomNight i2 ON bitch32 l3t2 go. W3'll giv3 you fuck3r2 a f3w to g3t load3d in h3r3 but if you drag your f33t, dont blam3 m3 wh3n you mi22 2hit g3tting blown to kingdom com3 http2://m2parp.chat/kaboom
bu1ge!!! titz!! azz!! #nzfw
0h my g0d i can zay fuck again. fuck fuck fuck. thiz iz great
ThiS next teSt requireS SOciaL enGineerinG. If yOu can aLL uSe the haStaG #apertureScience in a fun unique creative way ten timeS yOu wiLL paSS the teSt.
#ap3ratur32ci3nc3 2h3 ap3r on my tur3 until i 2ci3nc3
s0mehow serket and maryam have r0ped me intwo watching transf0rmers. this is the second epis0de with rob0sexual women. i'm starting tw0 think they aren't watching this for the n0stalgia.
RagebaitinG SomeonE So HarD TheY HatE-PaiL Me #nsfw
Bruh my co ho2t ju2t told m3 what th3 2urpri23 i2 and thi2 2hit2 gonna b3 2o fucking 3pic
If I catch you banging at th3 3v3nt ill put your a22 in that tr3buch3t and 23nd you at th3 hiv32t3m n3xt
Fir3, l3t2 fuckin go
Alright fuck3r2 L3t2 23t 2om3 ground rul32 for th3 Fight Night Pr3-Gam3 Blow 2hit Up Party Aka #BoomNight or #BlowNIght (Not r3ally I ju2t lik3 thi2 on3..) Fir2t rul3: DONT FUCKING DI3 Forr3al, and if you blow off your limb2 playing with 3xplo2iv32 g3t fuck3d I gu322, cau23 I aint hir3d no m3dic2 and w3 raw dawging thi2 2hit. 23cond rul3: No fucking! Thi2 on32 pr3tty ubiquitou2 through all my 3v3nt2. Thi2 aint a fuck party, thi2 a blow 2hit up party. If ya wanna g3t your boning on cau23 th323 wick3d 2ick 3xplo2iv32 r3ally ju2t g3t your jimmi32 ru2tl3d, fuck off 2om3wh3r3 3l23. Not in th3 hiv32t3m though. Third rul3: Hav3 a good tim3. Do I n33d to 3xplain?? 233 y'all v3ry, v3ry 2oon. B3 th3r3, or b3 2quar3
im joinin the war agaisnt torllbama on the side of trollabma
Bet. Making an order right now just send me the coords.
Rejoice, The Pure Love And Unbridled Lust In My Bloodpusher Have Been Replaced With Ravenous Hatred.
I bet she's pretty all roughed up and broken in. Material dripping off her tongue. A bloody nose. I think I like the sound of that. #nsfw #notsovagueposting
A collar and matching leash with my color on it. Muzzle. Some fun toys and props. I'm ready to make someone's night. I think he'll enjoy himself. #nsfw #nsfwe #vagueposting #exceptnotreally
🌊 I embrace the wweird like wwawwves embrace the sea.🏄
🌊 I sh🫧wwuld thr🫧ww an rager 🫧f a beach party🏄
I do what I can.
Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.
And you are a garden, entwined with all You are the silence on sacred shores You've got diamonds for teeth, my love So take a bite of Me, just once I want to turn the page once again, oh Take a bite #lyrics #nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/1lXAzSbRH4VXrqgFuPQSFp?si=1df77d9b25c145b5
That's what the muzzle's for. But I don't mind teeth. #suggestive
:33 < same....
It's already gonna be, we both know that.
a beautiful thing that should happen more often.
Blowing 2hit up in an hour and a half i2h Good tun32, 3xplo2iv32, tr3buch3t2, looot2 of drug2 and alcohol K33p an 3y3 out for th3 addy drop B3 th3r3 or b3 2quar3 #2ub2tanc32
Fuck y3ah w3 blowing 2om3 2hit up tonight y'all g3t r3ady K33p an 3y3 out for th3 drop
if i require a bØmb, yØu will be the first. creature. i apprØach.
I think to help @damaraMegido in her time of need, I am going to give her a bomb. What she does with it can be up to her.
https://chittr.ing/profile/angelsNutritionblock/3cf12980-ee4a-4902-b561-9a85a245c97d
🐬🦀🐬🌺🪸 d𖦹 ppl thr𖦹w a l𖦹t 𖦹f parties ar𖦹und here??? :𖦹 ive never been t𖦹 a big party liek tht be4 but it s𖦹unds kinda fun!!! 🌺✨🐠🐠🌊
Hmm.. pr3-fight night rag3r lat3r?
Do a flip!
if you missed it im taking a photo of myself doing the most liked reply for 40k kult i also plan on taking pictures of ones i just think id like to so you can add some ideas of your own too! https://chittr.ing/profile/archiveAddict/0a8df098-31fd-4923-baba-8e6214d4b45b
POV: You are in my Cabinet and you just asked me to send clarification on any in-office memo I have ever posted: https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/reaction/i%20just%20made%20some%20bullshit.png
Never heard a’ Japan. But glad they’re giving her recognition.
Mlp fun fact of the day 1 because im bored. In Japanese fandom of MLP:FiM, Applejack is a breakout character that has a whole subculture dedicated to her. This is because many in Japan romanticize cowboys/cowgirls. #facts #mlpiscool #japaniscool
Finished up that commission. Got paid big credits for it. I love when celebrities decide to be adventurous. I won't say who it is. But he's got some deep pockets. Hello Chittr.
the tf2 takeover wasnt on my bingo card tbh
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51dnxUXiL4L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg there is a special 0ne just for y0u aa.
Is nothing sacred anymore. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/absolutely%20not.png
I don't argue with the women in my Cabinet. They make posts that I do not understand and I simply press the "like" button like I'm told.
I feel like I need a expert to help me out with the relationships of all the Cabinet members of Earth C.
Going nonv3rbal cau23 I ran out of dialog option2
Word, 2ay l322
Alright Chittr. I'm heading back hive. Need to finish up some final detailing on an arm prosthetic I'm custom making for someone. I'll be back tomorrow to give a #livefeed of my misdeeds. I've been invited to a huge party. I'm absolutely taking advantage of the free booze. #substances
That would b3 pr3tty 2ick huh Mayb3.. I do wanna throw a big party 2oon
Update: Someone walked in. I know they know. So did she. Hard not to tell with the gap under the door that there's some headgame going on. Or maybe it was the wet spot she was leaving on the floor. She likes having her air cut off. Had her stuffed with a toy too, used my psiionics to fuck it into her needy cunt. She came twice. Then a third time, when I had her drink down my material. Straight to her stomach. Two strangers stopped to listen. Someone said they wished it was them in her place. Anyways. Not bad, I'd say tonight's rave has been pretty good. #nsfw
🌀🌺🐬🐚🐚 𖦹𖦹𖦹uhh yummy!!! 𖦹range and pink lem𖦹nade r super tasty u hav g𖦹𖦹d taste ^_^ 🦑🐚🌀🐬🫧
>if you see me in the club, don't be afraid to threaten me into submission~
i like your support / it keeps me going
that's what i thought / thank you so much
ya know / i'm looking at my last chit / and like / that should be lyrics / right?
It's a threat. I'd be pleased to have you two writhing for me.
I've been known to exceed at multitasking. I think I'll be perfectly fine.
I'm surrounded by like minded individuals.
>swear the best orgasms i've had have been at knife or gunpoint #violence #nsfw
ok yes i am guilty of those things haha.
calling someone perfect with my fingers hooked in their mouth #need #nsfw
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Lik£, SO tru£. UGH Th£yr£ just lik£, SO cut£. OMFG
it iz. uzed t0. d0 zimi1ar when my pan waz h00ked up t0 a huzkt0p.
OMFG. lik£, H£LL Y£S!! I lov£ g£tting n£w pi£rcings but lik£, im holding back ATM. lik£, dont know what to lik£, g£t n£xt!! ;P
[[well these things happen. you make some choices and oops, now dirk is somehow much cooler :p
Lik£, m£ and my lik£, lusus in th£ offic£ lik£, OMG!!!<3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration126_3.png
Lik£, you know it!! ;P
Color me a little interested in that idea. #suggestive
>I have a shoulder-down cybernetic arm installed by a close friend. im pretty chill with engineers
[[and you ended up with such a cool muse!]]
//OOC introduction to Blayke; Blayke Varkei is a 14 sweep old woman who comes from a rough upstart, trading her lusus for a troll giving her guidance from a young age, teaching her the fine arts of buglary, shooting, theft, just about every other crime under the sun. And how to avoid getting caught. Her cybernetic arm came to be after an incident with a purpleblood refusing to let her gone on a heist gone wrong. The city she lives in is a sprawling mess of crushed dreams and empty spirits. She resents Fuchsias for not doing more to stop the big companies from swallowing parts of the city and turning it into the dystopic nightmare it is today. Cuz if she can't rely on the Apex Caste, who can she rely on? Inspirations are obviously notable, drawing heavily from Cyberpunk and Night City, as well as the Streetkid life path from 2077. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/59783056_QprGTI6XnfkXtb0.png?1673768489
biting the hand that finger fucks me #nsfw #nsfwe
Glad to see everything has resumed normalcy. Now seems a better time as any to get some... much needed time away. I will not instruct you all to behave, as that will most definitely just jinx the whole situation. I will merely tell you all good night.
Goodnight constituents. Goodnight Cabinet. Goodnight life size cutout of Broseph. Goodnight those off planet. Goodnight
of course you have a dedicated customer base, you are offering things i never even considered possible, and i'm kind of a pervert. :p #nsfw
Fuuuck I'm really feeling it right now. Good high. Good music. No clue who I'm grinding on right now but she's hot and soft in all the right places. #substances #nsfw
that's a lotta extra work! jus' don't have a workin' brain ta begin with.
i actually went and climbed the real mount celeste about it, and everything. it felt like the thing to do, me being a gamer from seattle and everything.
Not strictly, I was just being a little silly
#RECHITT
wake up, take 50mg worth of edibles, kick back #substance #weekend #chillin
every weekday is a weekend when ur funemployed
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(>>->) I WaNnA fUcK S0M3B0Dy r3a/ HaRd tH3N B3At tH3M WiThIn aN InCh 0F Th3iR /iF3 H0Nk h0nK H0Nk #nSfW3 #NsFw #Vi0/3nT #b3aTiNg HONK
So Real
women :)) #women #womensr|gthts #womenswrongs
ᬏ̼̮͡۰̼̮ཌ̼͈𓈒.
:33< how to give stupid barkbeasts negative kull -ai
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK YEAH HOMIE. :o)
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE RUN A WEEKLY EVENT EVERY THURSDAY. :o) IT GETS REALLY BIG. :o) YOU SHOULD COME IT'S GONNA BE A RAGER AS ALWAYS THIS WEEK. :o) WE HAHAD TO START TURNING PEOPLE AWAY LAST WEEK CUZ THE VENUE LITERALLY GOT FILLED TO CAPACITY LMFAO. :o)
I would keep a close eye on the pages of @abjectDetermination and @mercurialGeloscopy.
Pleasure.
>> OOC Introduction on Rick. T/W... POSTS MAY CONTAIN: #substances #nsfw #nsfwe and #violence and other not-so-pretty things. Gritty sci-fi. I'm keeping this short, because most else will have to be found out the old fashioned way. Interaction: Rick is a Goldblooded troll with an incredible set of Psiionic capabilities. Some of which he uses for his work as a body modder. Ranging from external to internal augments, he is both a designer for custom pieces and surgeon when implanting them. He takes pride in what he does and does it well. His clientele come from all walks of life. Military, ex-military, convicts, famous individuals or just a normal person. Good or bad, it doesn't matter to him. He'll do the work without question. Just pay him and get out. Rick lives out of his own custom ship. Black, sleek with golden accents and built for speed. It is both his hive, place of work and his sanctuary. This also means he's incredibly mobile and doesn't stay in one place for long. He's a party animal. Raves. Nightclubs. Anywhere where there's booze, drugs and dancing you'll likely find him there. Or at a space race. There's another reason why his ship's so fast. Also. His rack is massive. And pretty. By that, I do mean his horns. Anyways, that's about all I'm willing to say. Feel free to message him ICly for work. The art is by meee!!! This is the last time I will OOCly be speaking. >> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1b8ea9365a0.png