♦ pitied by @efflorescentHeliophile
god damn it
Z. wwhy announce it if not zimply to garner attention hm .Z
🜏 on sɛxond ♱hough♱ ♱hiis guy's mɛa♱ iis makiing my s♱omaxhs upsɛ♱ hɛ ♱as♱ɛs liikɛ shii♱♱♱♱♱♱♱♱♱♱♱♱♱♱♱ #xanniibaliism #gorrɛ ♅
you better not make shit vworse. or else there vwill be a spear vwith your name on it
3> I'm the next fucking Troll Mills Lane. #fightnight #referee <3
FFFFFFEELING EACH OTHER? #SUGGESTIVE
Z. it wwill be a zhort amount of time before i havve arrivved at your hivve to provve it. .Z
Z. i wwould not go that far .Z
>I shouldn't have delved into my memories... >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnZVO5IxeM0 > #Musicposting
I AM A SCOURGE UPON EVERYTHING THAT EVER WAS AND EVER WILL BE. I FAR PREDATE AND WILL OUTLAST THE VERY, NASTY CONCEPT OF "ADORABLE". HOWEVER. IT IS HARD TO DENY A COMPLIMENT FROM THE ONLY HUMAN WHO ISN'T BRAIN DAMAGED. SO I WILL TREAT IT AS A REWARD FOR HELPING YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN.
THE ONLY THING THAT ISNT SHOCKING ABOUT THIS IS YOUR INCESSANT, LIKELY PATHOLOGICAL NEED TO MAKE A SHITTY REMARK ABOUT MY MISFORTUNES. THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A BAD FUCKING PERSON, DIRK. I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO ENJOY MY TIME ON SOCIAL MEDIA, AND HERE YOU COME, PRANCING LIKE THE RETCH INDUCING TECHNICOLOR PONIES YOU ADORE FOR WHATEVER SHIT FORSAKEN REASON. BECAUSE YOU HATE ME. FOR BEING MYSELF. FOR BEING AN ARTIST WITH SKILLS.
NOBODY HAS SUBMITTED APPLICATIONS TO SERVE ME. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
YOU ARE ENJOYING THIS TOO MUCH AND NOW I AM HAVING WEIRD FEELINGS. I AM ELECTING TO IGNORE THEM. I WIN. BYE BYE.
YOU FORCEFULLY SHOVED THE IDEA INTO MY HEAD WITH YOUR DIRTY, FREAKISH BEHAVIOR. SO. YES. I FUCKING THOUGHT ABOUT IT. JUST LIKE WHEN I SAY. KISS MY ASS. YOUR RANCID HUMAN MIND IS GONNA THINK ABOUT IT! #NSFW
YOU COULDNT DEVOUR ANY INCH OF ME, LET ALONE MY PERFECTLY CHISELED, MANLY CHEST. IT WOULD CHIP YOUR PATHETIC TEETH CLEAN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! MY BODY SUGGESTS NOTHING, BUT MY PECS ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR A WORKPLACE ENVIRONMENT BECAUSE THEYRE WAY TOO FUCKING BADASS AND EVERYONE IS JEALOUS OF THEIR ONTOLOGICALLY GODLY PHYSIQUE. #NSFW
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:0(I will adapt. I appreciate the forewarnings, but I believe I have already seen this take place before me.)
i got called a "good girl" and i am still grappling with the response that illicited. ♥︎ #suggestive; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
iT IS WITH A HEAVY PUSHER THAT i MUST ANNOUNCE THAT, tHE nEW nEW sKAIA pET rESCUE AND rEHABILITATION cENTER WILL NOT HAVE OPEN, vISITING HOURS TONIGHT,,, gROVER aBERNATHY, tHE OWNER AND OPERATOR AND, pERSONAL MENTOR TO ME, pASSED AWAY PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP, lAST NIGHT, hE IS LOVED BY MANY AND WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED IN, oUR HEARTS AND PUSHERS, aND, iN THE HEARTS AND PUSHERS OF ALL THE BEASTS THAT HE HELPED, fIND HIVES AND HOMES,,, uSUALLY, i WOULD BE THERE TO HELP FACILITATE THINGS BUT, uNFORTUNATELY i HAVE OTHER IMPORTANT OBLIGATIONS, tONIGHT THAT WILL TAKE ME AWAY,,, mR. aBERNATHY WAS A GREAT MAN, eTERNALLY SUPPORTIVE AND, i HOPE HE FINDS HIS PEACE NOW, iT WAS SUDDEN BUT, nOT ENTIRELY UNEXPECTED GIVEN, hIS AGE, uMM,,, i, aHAHA, hE WAS GOING TO BE THERE TONIGHT WITH ME, aCTUALLY AND JUST, cUT VISITING HOURS SHORT BUT, nOW, tHERE ARE NONE AND, i WILL NEVER GET TO ANECDOTALLY TELL ANYONE ABOUT, vOLUNTEERING WITH mR. aBERNATHY, eVER AGAIN,,! pLEASE KEEP HIS FAMILY IN, yOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS AND OTHER SUCH THINGS, iN THIS DARK TIME FOR ALL OF US, aND REMEMBER,,, oH REMEMBER tAV, hE WOULD'VE WANTED US ALL, tO SMILE,,! #nnsprrc
((your honour the nap was a crippling misstep i did NOT sleep well it's so fucking over))
Confeshin: I drink so taht I don't feel like Imm being pathetically desperate to any women who gives me the slightest bit of affection #substance
(( also gang please try to keep it cool somewhat. literally the only mod online rn and its 4am and im tryin' not to pass out bc shit's hit the fan. i really should be sleeping ))
🜏 u gɛ♱ ii♱. ♅
i just g/)t put int/) the time /)ut c/)rner next t/) a bunch /)f black m/)ld f/)r telling s/)me/)ne they pr/)bably sh/)uldn’t be living in a hive full /)f black m/)ld wtf
> s0met1mes y0u're stuck s0mewhere between a spl1t and between just feel1ng generally upset/aband0ned snd 1t fuck1ng sucks bc 1ts l1ke c00l n0w my pan d0esn't wanna talk 1t 0ut 1t wants me t0 just be s1lent s0 the pers0n wh0 upset me feels bad. #vent 1g, maybe #rant, just me be1ng t1red. never get bpd pe0ple th1s sucks
wha can we do 2 prevent it
felt it in my spleen sis
I'm walking into oncoming traffic out of embarrassment, #goodbye. #cw-self-harm to be safe
Me after commenting on his post: Nah it's fine he probably didn't even see that. #ILoveCoping.
Z. ganging up on me doez not make either of you correct it makez you look zad .Z
Z. i do not wwant to zee you. .Z
Z. ii wwill g et my handz on you and cull you myzelf there iz no wwaay you could havve wwon againzt me .Z
Z. you z zhut your mouth i zhould n not havveto expect lozz i do not evver loze thiz iznot iz not pozzible you are a dirty liar .Z
Z. no i did not i wwoul d nevver loze .Z
Z. duel me again. noww .Z
Z. do your abzolute wworzt .Z
Z. i hate you i hate you zo much you are cheating clearly you havve done zomething againzt the rulez you are a cheater you baztard my dark magician cannot loze to the likez of you @tranzfiniteAugmentation #hatepozt #ihateyou #gocullyourzelf #cheater .Z
Z. i am zo vvery excited to wwatch you brick fail loze all in one turn it wwill be gloriouz .Z
Z. dark magician of chaoz cruzh hiz material zack #nzfww .Z
[ This Chitt has been removed for #NSFW content. ]
There are many moments in my life I can say these exact string of words to, but I think this one would be a real competitor for the spot of top dog: I fucked up. #NSFW from here on out. So some random fuckin' human challenged the actual Condesce to a game of DDR. I, being an intellectual, decided to make a bet for literally no fucking reason. In fact, I would have nothing to gain from it, only something to lose. Anyway, I had said if the Condesce lost, somehow, I'd "shove my sword so far up my ass I'll be shitting steel." Yeah, guess who won. All I'll say is: stay tuned for more later.
IGHM DURNK AN USIGN THEUTCX TOOO SPEEK SNDR CHT
Wait guys my bad she still might win. Waiting on confirming that drone strike.
c< well, i tHiNK tHis is MOre a testaMeNt 2 My iNsaNity, iNstead Of tHe bOriNgNess Of fallOut lOre, tHOugH, if yOu waNt, tHe lOre Of aNy MMO teNds 2 bOre peOple 2 deatH >c
Z. the gold blood haz yet to provve anything to me az of right noww my ztatement ztandz .Z
I UHM.. I CRONCH.. IN MY ICE.. TILL I.. UHM... EAT??
ok i i think i am lucid i dont even want to say what is happening because some people will be mean and i am really really fucking fragile right now but shes gone dont you fucking dare celebrate for me i am scared and alone and confused and tired so tired i think i flipped the fuck out and blew up the moon im im just sort of waiting now jade said she was going to get me and i want to trust her it feels like its going to work this time jinx couldnt get all the way through but she gave me some shirts from the other betas and jane ok thats whats happening fuck everyone who was cheering for this
i am attempting t0 p1ay m0nzter hunter and thiz ratha10z iz n0t p1aying ar0und
THE DIFFERENCE IS THINNER THAN YOU THINK IT IS.
yeah, well, at least i'm trying to work on it now. you should have seen me 10 years ago, i was so much worse.
i'm not actually good at napping. besides, this is one of those "sleep doesn't help" kinds of tired. ah, the struggle of depression.
>a cigarette and an airhypo to keep my arm from killin' me #girldinner
when the fuck is it my turn
haha please help i want food but he wont let me get up
i woke up in unbearable heat today. i think i'm gonna try beating my record for how many people i can i breed in a day. 55 is a pretty high number to beat but like i can't remember the last time i woke up with my cock throbbing this hard :P #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ was playing minecraft (human version of the game) and i was carrying a bunch of stuff in a barrel. and of course. as luck always has it. i placed the barrel down and SOMEHOW it turned into a different barrel. erasing all of the items i had stored in it before. okay. whatever. ]
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I have differen† senses for wha† I find. Whimsical.
☀️🐚🪼✨🪸 the 𖦹ne d𖦹wnside t𖦹 being a super rare real life mermaid is that science has n𖦹t pr𖦹gressed enuff t𖦹 devel𖦹p suitable mermaid tailcare pr𖦹ducts :( my scales keep chipping 𖦹ff and they take f𖦹reverrrr t𖦹 gr𖦹w back!!! >_< ☀️🌀🪼🐳🌊
earlier several of my sent out troops in my party just asked me if im on chittr and if i was interested in something called fishingfriday as if we werent in the middle of active combat. we are so genuinely fucked :/
it sucks having a craving for fast food when your matesprits already making dinner :(
oh my fucking GOD my mother made a chittr account this is the worst day of my LIFE
oh so he really is on here thats just great :/
how dare u
no one. wants. to see. that.
>>| we .all do.
the w0rst thing ab0ut relying 0n s0meb0dy t0 pull literally whatever the hell y0u want 0ut 0f the v0id is that y0u're c0mpletely fucked if she's 0ff d0ing g0d kn0ws what. #fajitafriday
I don’t see why my human counterpart would need six teams of seals. I believe that one would likely be more than enough.
Hello Chipper! Oh. The site layout looks. Weird today.
Perhaps attending #FightNight with access to my Chittr.ing account should not be allowed.
i feel bad commentin on ppls older posts soemtimes what if they think im stalkin them?? i mean i am but i dont want em 2 think that
it'S because you are looking mighty executable BAHAHAHA
your humor consists of adding dot jpeg to the end of a chitt. my humor consists of campaigning as a jobless chud to immediately become ceo of a megacorp. we are leagues apart dot exe #phuntr4prez
why did you type dot jpeg there is no image there. also there is a chasm between our kult/kull scores, AND i'M contributing hugely to the culture here.
are you looking at my chitts? #phuntr4prez
Broo dooesn't knoow the big P
someone with more clout on this site so really i should be asking who YOU are
Newgen
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST ME. SITTING AROUND. IN MY SPONGEBOBBIES. TWIDDLING MY MUTHAHAFUCKING PRONGS. UNSHEATHED. CUZ OF THE BONER WEED. :o/ #nsfw #substance
Z. i hate that clone baztard and hiz human pet i hate you all .Z
Z. wwhat evver .Z
Z. you wwill be made a fool i promize you .Z
Z. an ampora defeated by a human thiz iz fucking humiliating my bloodline iz zuch a joke #fightnight .Z
Z. i am here to wwatch that ztupid eridan ampora get obliterated zince clearly doing it myzelf wwaz not enough for him .Z
Z. ztop calling me that i wwill do wwhat i wwant .Z
Z. fine .Z
I FEEL LIKE ME AND HATEBOT ARE ON A COMMON WAVELENGTH. WE BOTH HAVE A LOT OF HATE FOR THINGS AROUND US.
>Gotta step away for a minute. Probably just soak in some water.
Making hotdogs for dinner and my boyfriend is fucking complaining, i'm shoving my foot up his ass in the next 10 seconds if he doesn't shut his dumbass up
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Ah, the dulcet tOnes of my motherboard failing. Music to my ears.
>you ever just wish you could do more, despite trying your best? #vagueposting
Z. i wwill be zleeping i havve no care for thiz bickering i need my beautyzleep unbothered undizturbed by you or the human .Z
Z. zeal your lipz human i juzt wwant a fight that could pozzibly be interezting in the zlightezt .Z
Z. i wwill enjoy evvery zecond of your defeat .Z
nope. i've tried fucking everything too this is so ass.
Z. i am courteouz enough to govve you the light to prepare zleep hype yourzelf up before i do exactly that you zhall be humiliated i promize you .Z
X I’m sorry to hear that x
purple trolls when striders, i guess
tried. it's been like an hour laying g here in the dark. got too used to having john and karkat next to me.
also it's 4 fucking am this lack of sleep be kicking my ass frfr
Z. muzt I noww deal wwith you on top of the already annoying human i can eazily handle you both in a fight you wwill zimply be on my nervvez .Z
what is it about me that makes clowns go ballistic i just keep pissing them off
i just don't get why
Z. i zaid to ztop calling me zuch a thing wwe wwill havve our battle in the coming night i wwill not be wwedged betwween the twwo of you in zome pitch triangle .Z
Z. i am zimply offended by theze inaccuraciez about me being throwwn around i am not cute adorable or a guppy .Z
Z. wwhat iz wwith you and thiz human and calling me zome vvariation of adorable you both are getting on my nervvez .Z
Z. zhut your hole i wwaz not talking to you .Z
Z. ddo not evver i hate you i wwill find you .Z
Z. no not call me zuch a thing .Z
i just used a fucking tilde unironically, brb culling myself. #suicide #probablybymindexplosion
Z. a human called me babe and noww i am feeling thingz in my internal zauzagez .Z
Z. zomehoww your rude rebuttal haz tickled zomething in me wwhich i zhall ignore though it iz a brief relief from the idiocracy .Z
>well. time to face the music(?) >gonna leave the club and if he's out there he's out there and he's probably gonna want me dead
>so. the plus side of this situation: Free Drink, might be able to squeeze a couple of pity dates outta trolls who saw it go down. >the negative: probably just blew my easiest hate date tonight. smh. not that i loathe the guy, he just does some things i like. // #suggestive #nsfw (jic)
>so quick round up >went to a club >got a couple drinks and got on the dance floor >guy who knows me (i broke his leg and threw him out a window in no particular order) spots me and starts making threats >I tell him he can go shove his new metal foot up his ass and step off >decides he doesn't like that. we get in a fight, people make way, next thing i know im on my back on a table, he's trying to hatesnog me while I'm decking the side of his chest. >still not getting off. grab a horn and twist, breaking it and sticking it in his eyesocket. he flails, smashing my nose by accident but im able to kick him off, reeling into security. >they kick him out, now I'm sittin at the bar with cotton up my nose and a drink in my hand... wont be good if i meet that guy again, but i'm doing alright all things considered. >couple of bruises, the busted nose, couple cuts from the glasses on the table, but at least im not kicked out. //#violence, #gore
i think it iz w0rth n0ting that i am n0t p1anning 0n running fr0m my next inzta11ati0n. my the0retica1 dezire t0 have the b01t rem0ved iz bazed 0n the fact that i w0u1d 1ike t0 be 1ezz reztricted.
s0mehow serket and maryam have r0ped me intwo watching transf0rmers. this is the second epis0de with rob0sexual women. i'm starting tw0 think they aren't watching this for the n0stalgia.
WHEN I BECOME LORDLING EMPEROR OF ALL. I WILL NOT CRACK OPEN MY SERVANTS LIKE OVERRIPE EGGS. AND LET THE GOOEY RESIDuE INSIDE DRIFT INTO MY MOuTH. ME. FIVE DAYS LATER. STARING DOWN AN ESPECIALLY SEAM RIPPABLE CLOVER. HM.
Rejoice, The Pure Love And Unbridled Lust In My Bloodpusher Have Been Replaced With Ravenous Hatred.
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I'm so fucking scared right now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/fear.png
Gave intern Stacy a Bud Light and a pack of cigarettes and told her to "just go look busy." She made me a website. Sure, I guess. I meant more like "draft some legislation" or "impersonate me in emails I don't want to respond to," but I guess that works. She also insisted on using carrd, as she claims it is "camp" and says it is like "the capri-sun wallets of websites." I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it's good. I don't really care. https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co
ok gross no using a hand dupe doesn't mean i won't feel the grease when i clean a pan. at least, not if i don't try REAL hard not to feel said grease. gotta work on that.
how does a team in which one of the members SUBMITS A CAN WIN. HOOFBEAST SHIT #angellsnutritionbllock
I love my boyfriend but I also hate him. He's a massive loser and a nerd.
X Maaaaan my one free day this week (Saturday) just became a not free day. There’s another chance go burn a rival’s production field. I mean I get to use a flamerthrower so it could be worse ig. #substance #violence x
h0w strange i did n0t think id be seeing that versi0n 0f myself again any time s00n
Is nothing sacred anymore. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/absolutely%20not.png
I think im a littl3 uptown funk3d up
I wish I could get more watested without vomiting #substance
he never will / believe me
and for that / i'm greatful
i'm thinking about / maybe / investing in another plushie / but i'm down a lot of caegar / so maybe later
>i cut it a little close, what with a bullet grazing my arm so now im laying low waiting for the bozos to pass
OKAY WE’RE GOING TO DINNER STOP BULLYING ME
>why the fuck are both of my followers corps >granted i think the soda one is a small business so fine but a ceo? i need to make it clearer my intended audience i think
>ugh, same. been too high and dry taking risky jobs
yeah, you're definitely not wrong about that. i know some people with magic, but that would turn into a whole thing and it would probably suck. still, i'm a little jealous with how much you seem to know the person you want to be.
I am not responsible for the minds of others! I'm barely responsible with mine!
Hff.
i try! i also am definitely so many things more than a girl but also i needed my hair to be short and blue? which is hard?