There are many moments in my life I can say these exact string of words to, but I think this one would be a real competitor for the spot of top dog: I fucked up. #NSFW from here on out. So some random fuckin' human challenged the actual Condesce to a game of DDR. I, being an intellectual, decided to make a bet for literally no fucking reason. In fact, I would have nothing to gain from it, only something to lose. Anyway, I had said if the Condesce lost, somehow, I'd "shove my sword so far up my ass I'll be shitting steel." Yeah, guess who won. All I'll say is: stay tuned for more later.
i will be f0ll0wing this exciting new devel0pment very cl0sely
an incredible silver linin for t)(e loss, strider. )(ow deeply amusin.
wouldnt be the first dirk i had to guide after a self inflicted mortal injury so ill be on stand by!
...Thanks, I think.