NOBODY HAS SUBMITTED APPLICATIONS TO SERVE ME. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
i'm shocked!
20 bucks and a vape. I will serve you for that and that only. #substance
This is actually not that shocking.
7ou're like the third person to open appli(ations like this, damn
OHHHHH, YES! PULLING YOURSELF UP BY YOUR GODDAMN BOOTSTRAP I SEE. TAKING SOME FUCKING INITIATIVE AND UNDERSTANDING THAT ALL GOOD RELATIONSHIPS ARE TAKE, AND TAKE!! UNFORTUNATELY I FUCKING HATE YOU AND MY ART HAS FAR SURPASSED YOURS. YOU BRING NO VALUE TO MY CONTINUED MASTERY OF INERTIA. THE VERY INERTIA THAT HAS, AND WILL ALWAYS FALL ON MY SIDE.
I am not reading all that. Yes or no?
THE ONLY THING THAT ISNT SHOCKING ABOUT THIS IS YOUR INCESSANT, LIKELY PATHOLOGICAL NEED TO MAKE A SHITTY REMARK ABOUT MY MISFORTUNES. THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A BAD FUCKING PERSON, DIRK. I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO ENJOY MY TIME ON SOCIAL MEDIA, AND HERE YOU COME, PRANCING LIKE THE RETCH INDUCING TECHNICOLOR PONIES YOU ADORE FOR WHATEVER SHIT FORSAKEN REASON. BECAUSE YOU HATE ME. FOR BEING MYSELF. FOR BEING AN ARTIST WITH SKILLS.
Oh you're adorable. I like you. You amuse me.
I AM A SCOURGE UPON EVERYTHING THAT EVER WAS AND EVER WILL BE. I FAR PREDATE AND WILL OUTLAST THE VERY, NASTY CONCEPT OF "ADORABLE". HOWEVER. IT IS HARD TO DENY A COMPLIMENT FROM THE ONLY HUMAN WHO ISN'T BRAIN DAMAGED. SO I WILL TREAT IT AS A REWARD FOR HELPING YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN.