

DiStri
@efflorescentHeliophile
Party only stops if you let it. Knight, Prince, Heartbound. he/she/it. I will be substance and hornyposting. Don't like, don't read. DMs open for both business and pleasure.

I should plan my next “making guppy scared of video games” session, too.

Starting to think I just have an affinity for Hope players at this point. Feels like a cruel joke.

I wish he’d just show up and make it hurt, to be honest. #nsfw #nsfwe

Hmmm. Do I freak post now? Or later?

I can and should be making out sloppy with men. Instead, I am being employed. And that fucking sucks.

Alrighty! The cre8ion of this ring is happening, I've enlisted the help of @aggressivelyCaffeinated to help with all the construction! Who knew a goldy could 8e so good at moving heavy shit around, eh? I can't w8 for this event to go down, so that I can see people throw the fuck down. I'll keep upd8s a8out it all for you lot, if those having a penchant for strifing are eager to show up.

Well I was thinking of bugging him for attention and maybe freak shit but now I’m kinda too unsettled for that. #suggestive

okay somebody please fucking tell me why doesnt troll will smith follow the six six shit you guys got going on no troll has ever explained why the fuck that is codified law but troll will smith doesnt have to be whille smithe or some shit explain explain explain fucking explain this madness please

:33 < does anynyan knyow what abs-eye-nth is? :33 < im drinking it and it tastes bad but i can't stop? :00 < substance?

Wait, so why are the 10000 grubs allowed here??

[WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BABY DIRK WA$ KILLED I WA$ AT HIVE EATING DORITO]

THE STRIDERS ARE MULTIPLYING
im beyond confused at this point.
Why is there an infant? How is the infant typing?




