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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
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Master of Majyyks
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.

@efflorescentHeliophile

Party only stops if you let it. Knight, Prince, Heartbound. he/she/it. I will be substance and hornyposting. Don't like, don't read. DMs open for both business and pleasure.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 5756Kull Score: 641541 followers18 following
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
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Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I should plan my next “making guppy scared of video games” session, too.

Kult: +10
Kull: +15
Total: 25
Ratio: 0.67
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Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
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Knotty
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@rebarbativeTearaway[RT]

Z. nothing zcarez me. .Z

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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Uhhuh. And that’s why you made that sound last time you watched.

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To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
transgender
love yourself
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
@timaeusTraversed[TT]

Starting to think I just have an affinity for Hope players at this point. Feels like a cruel joke.

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I’d say you have my condolences, but… I don’t actually have that much room to talk.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I wish he’d just show up and make it hurt, to be honest. #nsfw #nsfwe

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

This makes me sound more mentally ill than kinky but honestly I cannot be assed. I’m just poking with a stick to see if he’ll message me.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Hmmm. Do I freak post now? Or later?

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00
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Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ It's always a good time to freakpost tbh #sonow #illsupportueitherway #freaksolidarity

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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Good point.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I can and should be making out sloppy with men. Instead, I am being employed. And that fucking sucks.

Kult: +30
Kull: +15
Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00
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The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈
This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.
@cryhoundColortura[CC]

the only thing left to 8reak is our chains

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Yes those are the only options. No, I’m not being dramatic. Trust me. I’m a doctor. I never lie.

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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

God. So true, yaoi fairy. So true.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
bisexual
love yourself
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Alrighty! The cre8ion of this ring is happening, I've enlisted the help of @aggressivelyCaffeinated to help with all the construction! Who knew a goldy could 8e so good at moving heavy shit around, eh? I can't w8 for this event to go down, so that I can see people throw the fuck down. I'll keep upd8s a8out it all for you lot, if those having a penchant for strifing are eager to show up.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
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Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

… You have medical care arranged yet?

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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Well I was thinking of bugging him for attention and maybe freak shit but now I’m kinda too unsettled for that. #suggestive

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Maybe I’ll just be pathetic and talk about Resident Evil at him instead.

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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
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@insufferablePrick[IP]

okay somebody please fucking tell me why doesnt troll will smith follow the six six shit you guys got going on no troll has ever explained why the fuck that is codified law but troll will smith doesnt have to be whille smithe or some shit explain explain explain fucking explain this madness please

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
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Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Where’s the fun in it being explained when you can just live in misery trying to figure it out?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < does anynyan knyow what abs-eye-nth is? :33 < im drinking it and it tastes bad but i can't stop? :00 < substance?

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

My condolences.

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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Wait, so why are the 10000 grubs allowed here??

Kult: +44
Kull: +32
Total: 76
Ratio: 1.38
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Horrorterror.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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A user of established repute
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
@golgothasTerminator[GT]

But also babies right??

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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I think being 1000 incomprehensibly powerful eldritch beings is the bigger issue.

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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

10000* fuck me, dude. I need to eat.

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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
@golgothasTerminator[GT]

I guess?

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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Look, man, I don’t go here.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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A user of reestablished repute.
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
ritchykeldamed
a badge for those with gilded golden taste in riches, and in beautiful men too.
@croesusKingpin[CK]

[WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BABY DIRK WA$ KILLED I WA$ AT HIVE EATING DORITO]

Kult: +40
Kull: +15
Total: 55
Ratio: 2.67
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Trizza Tethis Fan!
This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@walkstabwalK[WK]

WHO?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I was looking at ordering pizza to cope with him when he was kill. I’m innocent, officer.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

There was a baby Dirk, babe. Or someone pretending to be a baby Dirk. Either way…

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@thespiansGlamory[TG]

I guess he wasn't 35 lol. https://i.postimg.cc/t49RVLYh/image.png

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Oh thank fuck.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

THE STRIDERS ARE MULTIPLYING

Kult: +32
Kull: +5
Total: 37
Ratio: 6.40
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Hi.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
BS
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

im beyond confused at this point.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I think we just gotta roll with the punches, babe.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Why is there an infant? How is the infant typing?

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I fucking wish I knew.

Kult: +2
Total: 2