DiStri
@efflorescentHeliophile
Party only stops if you let it. Knight, Prince, Heartbound. he/she/it. I will be substance and hornyposting. Don't like, don't read. DMs open for both business and pleasure.
taking donations to make a mental hospital for chittr,/lmfao/nsrs
The mental hospital staff would need a mental hospital.
Leon S. Kennedy Resident Evil could fix me.
I say this everyday.
I'm on a kick and he's so me. But also I need him biblically. You know?
(( Need to make ooc pinned soon but my pinned is so special to me i cant bring myself to do it LMFAO ))
(( Use it as your account banner!
Ah, if only I had it in me to hornypost. Oh well. Sounds like a problem for everybody else. #nsfw?ish.
i see youve inherited my lame ass celibacy then
Oh my entire reputation on here is being a particularly intelligent whore. I am by no means celibate.
Sorry, bro. No camaraderie here.
well yknow worth a shot all dirks are sons to me or bros i havent figured that bit out yet
Both?
https://tenor.com/ba5Vl.gif
Huh. Did it break.
OK ITS SALTY AS FUCK. WHO PUT SALT IN THE SEA. BLUGH. >:B #meenradiabeach
It. It’s called saltwater because there’s salt in it.
oh.
It’ll dehydrate you. Go get a bottle of water, sit down, and *sip* it. Do not chug.
Alright what’d I miss. You all better have not been talking about the #Yaoi while I was away.
No, everyone was freaking out because people started posting dickpics though. #nsfw
ok no offense but why do human bulges look like skin im sorry ok im just wondeirng
Because a penis is covered with skin like the rest of the body. All skin is is a biological membrane. There are multiple types of skin to begin with. Inside of your mouth? Skin. Bulge? That has skin too. Eyelids? More sensitive skin from the average. Are you getting the picture yet?
… I think you need a doctor.
… You don’t have docterrors? Medicullers? Dear god, what kind of fucked up timeline are you in?
Every troll I have fucked has had a type of skin on their bulge, babe. And I have fucked *quite* a few. Do you actually understand what skin *is…?*
Ah, okay, you’re one of *those* types of stupid.
i desperately need water. why did i retry tasting sand. the sea looks tasty. i gotta. #meenradiabeach
Oh no. Don’t do it. That’ll dehydrate you.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Okay nowww. everyone let's put our bulges awww.ay let's talk about the destabilization of the conscious .exeistence and it's fragility and actually oooughhhh @~,,,@ no let's get our bulges back out
What's stopping us from doing both. You can't get intellectual with your cock out?
Getting intellectual with your cock out is rookie shit.
Call me when it's T-dick hour.
It is t-dick hour if you ain’t a bitch. #nsfw
Bingo night ended before my last client left. This is so fucked up.
@triumphantTestificate Why are you pitying this. You are literally why I can’t play bingo.