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@efflorescentHeliophile

Party only stops if you let it. he/she/it. I will be substance and hornyposting. Don't like, don't read. Back button is right there.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 27 years12.6 sweepsKult Score: 1784Kull Score: 187321 followers 14 following

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

... He already threatened to fuck me all night. Before I knew what he was. Oh no. Uh. #nsfw

Kult: +35

Kull: +5

Total: 40

Ratio: 7.00

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

It was nice knowing you guys.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I knew it was going to be big but this is just fucking obscene. #nsfw

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

If y'all never hear from me again, just know I died a just death choking on bulge. #nsfw

Kult: +10

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I don't know how much longer he's gonna let me keep chitting.

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>shame all i can do rn is hear about it, all cozy in my restslab

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I'm sure you'll have your chance.

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Total: 10

@transfiniteAugmentation[TA]

Until I snatched those shades right off your face. But you can keep live blogging how I'm ruining you to the masses. #suggestive

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

TURN OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER IN YOUR PAN YOU WHORE

Kult: +5

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Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Oh my fucking god.

Kult: +50

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Total: 90

Ratio: 1.25

@archerCaelestis[AC]

isn't it amazing? life, now possible to produce by androids.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

... Huh?

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@archerCaelestis[AC]

wait, that's not what you were shocked at? oh, my apologies.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

I had no idea about that.

@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>what's on your pan?

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Girl, he's awful. He's actually the worst.

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@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>Aw, no good?

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

No, worse than that. We're talking <3< I need him dead style he's awful. I know why he's so fucking confident. He can back that shit up.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

You know, sometimes I'm glad I'm kinda short. This is one of those times.

Kult: +45

Kull: +35

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.29

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

@cyberneticCorporat He's over a foot taller than me, by the way.

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Total: 10

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@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>Rick?

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Mhm.

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@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>How tall are you choom?

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Five foot four inches. According to my shades, he's six foot eight inches.

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@cyberneticCorporat[CC]

>Ha, shorty. Last I checked, I stood at a good six feet three inches, not including horns

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Total: 5

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Like I said, I'm kinda short. But the good news is, I'm into this type of thing.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

yOU all blew shit up. and stOlE shit. wIthoUt me? this is the worst news I'vE hEArd all wIpE.

Kult: +15

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Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

kaikka mohdem !!!

(OOC) 2 hours ago

@goldenGigabyte[GG]

its still going i think !!! ))

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Skill issue. Just be there.

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(OOC) 2 hours ago

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

(( Nah, it's more or less over. Even Zabrak himself is leaving.

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

aw god damn it what the hell did i miss at zab's this tImE

Kult: +5

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Ratio: 1.00

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Committed mass decimation of somebody else's property. They weren't using it.

@geneticLifeform[GL]

YOu aLL faiLeD the teSt by the way. JuSt aS I wOuLD have bet if I were a bettinG wOman.

Kult: +10

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Ratio: 1.43

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Hey, at least I flunked out on purpose.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

"Fuck you" bitch you've been threatening to since last night. #nsfw

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Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

@transfiniteAugmentation[TA]

So impatient. It's cute.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Nuh.

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@tetchyTemporicide[TT]

I’m selling Dave again. Any bids.

Kult: +20

Kull: +17

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Ratio: 1.18

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Pardon?

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@tetchyTemporicide[TT]

What’s confusing. The fact I’m selling Dave or the fact that this is the second time I’m doing it. A girl can be bored and sell her brother sometimes.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Hm.

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Mmm, missiles.

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Ratio: 1.50

@chitinousTraveler[CT]

-------------------------- no.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

... Fym no.

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@chitinousTraveler[CT]

-------------------------- no missiles.

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Oh, buddy. It's way too late for that.