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why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
I did indeed feel pretty manly about this. #nsfw #nsfwe #yaoi -adjacent https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/8/0bc0d499845069379e3415b5760031d2c6280890.png
You could not, with the double-death laser to my head, get me to set foot on a Wii Fit.
many people talking about jacking off. very few actually doing it #nsfw #jackingit
mah back is fuckin cullin me. fuck the world for needin tah accommodate all the short mutha fuckas.
my place. ((room maker on steam :p hopefully these embeds work. Ignore the rugs spilling out btw </3 didn't feel like fucking around more with them after making the damn shades on my own.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d453d39cd4.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee9aa9e1f371.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f00616e67eaa.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2336e6e6afc.jpg
:33< hey its me google :33< highpurr a good legilacerator
Promise not t'cull anyone I dunnae ha\/\/e t' at #eridan\/\/\/\/eek #i\/\/\/\/antcandy.
you should all be ashamed of yourselves. #nsfw
every time something is tagged #vaguepost or a post is even slightly sort of suggestive in a mysterious way i have to tug on my leash (hh) to stop myself from immediately commenting who is this about tell me who this is about who is this about who are you talking about can i know who this is about
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BULGE TOO FAT, MY CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, MY GAINS TOO BIG, I GOT YOUR KISMESIS LEAVING MY HIVE WITH THEIR HAHAIR FUCKED UP, SOPOR ON THEIR CHEEK, AND A THOUSAND YARD STARE WONDERING IF THEY EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO FEEL THEIR LEGS AGAIN. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CAN YOU LOOK AT ME LIKKE THIS WHILE YOU BOUNCE ON IT? THAHANKS. #nsfw
absoloutely swagalicious
(this is unrelated, hi from my ooc acount but i've noticed some people using discord image links for some of their embeds so i figured i'd post about it just in case anyone didn't know! discord image links expire after 24 hours, so if you'd like your embeds to remain what they are, you might try using an external image hosting site!)
Hello internet. I have returned from a very unpleasant outing.
)(ere's my contribution to t)(e #fis)(ingfriday fun! 38D )(is name is Lord Gillieos Ric)(perc)( t)(e T)(ird. )(ttps://www.siladen.com/wp-content/uploads/DSC01515.jpg #mypetfis)( #glubposting #lookat)(im #)(essocute
I hope everyone who goes to this #eridanweek even more pain then usual
What is on the docket for tonight’s #EridanWeek? I have not been keeping up with it as I should be.
I was to+ld it was o+kay to+ share a po+rtrait called a "selfie" o+f myself. :-) https://64.media.tumblr.co+m/c7fd98fd0+baaa5a7a2690+7a981dcda2c/6e10+4dae6791b8b5-0+4/s1280+x1920+/b5e0+a9bb2f4f50+da8d0+ed74ad672c522c8abc37c.png
I was 9nly g9ne f9r 3 days and I feel like things are suspici9usly quiet.
REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I CAN. ((ARTIST: ((ART MADE FOR ME BY MY AMAZING FRIENDS SHJIYEMIS )) HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/311431599445245952/1489767960988876841/4.PNG?EX=69D19E08&IS=69D04C88&HM=C9BFBFEEA76F9822E7FD6F723874B5AF2AF1EA4A166FD0928565DC425125C05A&
wwho wwants candy you wwant candy #iwwantcandy #eridanwweek #night5 #fivvenightsateridanwweek
◥▶◀◤ —> There was sweaty, oily wrestling yesterday. That was very fun.
Mmet up wwith hhim ttoday.... Mmy bbones hhurt #nsfw~<
Jeff the Fucking duh.
#IWANTCANDY begins in one hour. Are you ready? #eridanweek
X Idea: next time I’m getting yelled at by someone I’m just going to take off my jacket and start flexing my arm in different poses to see if it’ll get me out of getting yelled at x
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
happi bad bitch friday bitches!! :P ive been receivin so much fanart becuz of the requests i made on that grubblr site... hehe so many of u simp 4 me <333 ;)))))
Just got to smooch the empress of Alternia, my God I love #fishingFriday She's even prettier in person if you believe it, man, what a cool day.
i- uh.. i'll 8e dammned. that gold8looded 8itch can 8ite. we did NOT fight. #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6726.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ Wa!t !f you k!sss me !s !t yao! or yur!?~
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[[ PINNED POST!! ]] Hello!! I am the Mun for this RP account!! Any rp is encouraged [including #nsfw #nsfwe and #gore] A quick overview of dualscar for all of you guys : This version of dualscar is very much from the fanfic "The Drowned, The Damned". I am not well with writing or roleplaying more imposing and dominant characters, so do forgive me at any weird moments, I'm learning ^.^' [[Art reference : https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1486863728598192250/1489729902650331306/IMG_4276.png?ex=69d17a96&is=69d02916&hm=25c892c2b1e96ec7fc919e41b7191ca75f80580deafbde0406f3a2c9a924890c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1240&height=930]]
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
so just woke up from a nap thought about eatin a battery should i do it chat
>+. I HAVE A BROADER SCOPE OF BODIES TO ANNOY! .+> >+. *TOUCHES YOU WITH MY PAWS* .+<
I need to immortalize this someψhere. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311431599445245952/1489741179091423374/image.png?ex=69d18517&is=69d03397&hm=3beada55d7f2e33939cfca5ea884cdbe21a207300c3dd0cb46f794bd0f3d275f&
Don't tell Dave. I'm sneaking a fish in my pocket so I can hook it on his line and let him think he caught something. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/f4/06/eef406c0d56f1e6ef77db9c299709793.jpg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e74e94a5729.png #fishingfriday
Did y'all know that on top of being a #fishingenthusiast I also worked briefly as a plumber? I'm a multi-faceted man if you get to know me. https://i.imgur.com/Oe7tPaj.png #nsfw
Rem1nds me of Dualscar #FishingFriday #DeepFish https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928209159952928808/1489739682496385024/10-most-unique-deep-sea-fishing-catches-monkfish-mouth-1200x800.jpg?ex=69d183b2&is=69d03232&hm=25ef3c06319c8cb16242fdeb23b3a6fad09145bd6b2b762704921eb778d94da6&
I have got to get more sexy.
Reply beloψ ψith your biggest fish you caught #fishingfriday ψinner gets Money and maybe, if you're cute a kiss. THE ONLY things you can't catch are: Sharks, seal mammals cause like that's loψkey just kinda mean.
I need her t♡ rub my n♡♡k s♡ bad.. #nsfw
i need to getdrunker and higher quicker lowkey #substances
batman wants to suck me good and hard thru my jorts send post
GOT IT, JUST PASS THEM IN MESSAGES.
bOtH Of mY PaRtNeRs aRe mUcH SmAlLeR ThAn mE. i cAn tHrOw tHeM LiKe bAlL.
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟥⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛🟥⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟥⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛🟥⬜⬜ ⬜🟥⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛🟥⬜ 🟥⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟥⬜ ⬜🟥⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟥 🟥⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛🟥 🟥⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛🟥 🟥⬛⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛🟥⬜ 🟥⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟥 ⬜🟥⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟥 ⬜⬜🟥⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛🟥⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟥⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛🟥⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟥⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛🟥⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
No one sho\/\/\/\/ed up fer fishin'.
Troll Confucius once said: in order to confuce your enemy, you must first confuce your enemy, then you must first confuce yourself. I have no idea what he meant by that.
the detectiive waantss me to posst hole... httpss://mediiaa4.giiphy.com/mediiaa/v1.y2lkptzjmdliiotuyogfnogfxetvybmvknzr2bnpkzxy5m25xyzv5emxrcmfsszno0njhssnsszlcd12mv9naawzzx3nlyxjjaaczjdd1n/ghl7ywzbut8kq/giiphy.giif
// He wouldn't post this IC but, Shinix without his glasses and hair in his face. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/112128756_QVGju53NzbZxiz0.png
I am indeed Jeff the Right Here
i am the 8est chittr user ever
I BELIEVE IT WAS.. @ASPIRINGPESSIMIST WHO WAS TAKING PHOTOS AND VIDEOS SO ASK THEM ABOUT IT.
X Hey you ever rail someone in the ass so hard they have a violent whole body orgasm? Yeah me too, pass the shine still tho #substance #nsfw x
jusȶ wanȶed ȶo saaaaaay~ ᓰ dᓰd noȶ nuuuuuke #erᓰdanweek wᓰȶh my * 🎀 𝓂𝒾𝓀𝓊 🎀 * * 🎀 𝓂𝒾𝓀𝓊 🎀 * beam~!
bOrEd. bOrEd. bOrEd. fEEl lIkE mAkIng a rEAlly, rEAlly, rEAlly bad dEcisiOn.
((Funny how shit works in like 12 hours, wrote broslop porn while at work for no one then oily man wrestling for hours. Amazing. #nsfw))
anyways my shirt. #myshirt https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/080e6a5b158a.jpg
The only way the night could improve is if a woman flashed me. #nsfw
thanks for coming back up, chittr where else am i going to slut post while taking breaks from two-stepping in a random basement??? #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f47ce94b184e.jpeg I am blessed, god you have been such an inspiration to us all
ok i think its about time for another art raffle of dubious quality we passed 4013 on the kult thing react to this post if youre interested in entering so i can make a list ((THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE RAAAAHHH!! i shall give back to the peoples :catjam: its been nice interacting with the fandom like this <3 )) #artraffle #art
There is no shame in having doubts, insecurities, or fears. I would like to share one of mine, so that you know you are not alone out in this broad reality of ours. Sometimes I find myself caught in my own reflection, wondering; Do I speak for the people because I am the Signless, or am I the Signless because I speak for the people? Where does the line between nature and action lay, and how broad is it? How blurred? I believe I am doing the right thing, and I believe I am doing it for the right reasons. But who am I to say how that defines my character to others?
das the spirit puppy!!! let her liv her fujoshi dreamz :3
honestly... k1nda feel1n bad for be1n rude to rankma1d at #er1danweek... 1 st1ll th1nk 1t was an unfa1r w1n but 1 can tell 1t was k1nda #hermoment and 1 f*ck w1th people gett1n the1r t1me to sh1ne.
... I'm wondering if i should post a selfie or not.
Debating lipstick shades for an evening outing. Should I go for "Liquid leather" or "Bacchus"? No image provided. Use your imagination.
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
I will admit, I am enjoying my time on this platform. My Chitheads, please, tell me how you feel about it?
should i have gotten #oiledup too?
YOU KNOW, WITH WHAT HAD UNFOLDED AT NIGHT 4 OF #ERIDAN WEEK. SURPRISINGLY, I FEEL AS IF IVE GROWN EVER SLIGHTLY MORE COMFORTABLE WHENEVER IM NOT WEARING A SHIRT. THE WIND IS SURPRISINGLY NICE TO FEEL AGAINST ONE'S SKIN, THEN AGAIN THE REMOVAL OF SAID SHIRT WAS A RESULT OF PURE CIRCUMSTANCE. #NSFW?? I DONT KNOW IF THIS EVEN COUNTS ITS JUST ME TALKING ABOUT HOW IM FEELING MORE COMFORTABLE WHEN IT COMES TO PERIODS OF WHEN IM NOT WEARING A SHIRT.
I just got out of the rubble at #eridanwweek. Oww.
ABSOLOUTELY MASTERFUL NIGHT 4 OF #ERIDANWEEK HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS A FUCKING BLAST TO BE WITNESS TOO MYSELF, I HAD TO TAKE MY FUCKING SHIRT OFF CAUSE IT GOT STAINED IN WATERMELON JUICE. #NSFW???
https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6869.jpeg and ig gn every1 else
In light of today's #EridanWeek event, I would like to release an official statement. I am not dead. The "explosion" was entirely metaphorical, and everyone involved in the event is (mostly) fine (except for that one guy who got stabbed).
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god that was so fucking good. FUCK CROCKER CORP HAHAAAAAAAAA who was that person i kept hearing off camera tallking all ominouslly though that was weird
↗️I WAS THERE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c027b6c5e3bb.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0505014635da.jpg
i am not gonna be able to talk tomorrow. #worthit #eridanweek
~~if chittr finds out how much space dirkjake takes up in my brain they're going to stone me to death~~
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
|| I WAS SEVERELY MISTAKEN MY ASSUMPTION OF WHAT TYPE OF WRESTLING THIS WOULD BE | NEVERTHELESS I CANNOT STOP WATCHING | DEAR FUCKING GOD | #ERIDANWEEK | OVER ||
@aspiringPessimist, if you have a moment?
gaiz is it gay 2 be inluv? #amicooked?
hang on wa1t 1m go1ng back 1m hear1ng real argu1ng th1s t1me
... Maybe i should try to hook up with a man again. It's been awhile. #nsfw #eridanweek
maybe 1 should just get over there and see for myself... 1nstead of 1mag1n1ng 1t...
brother this is gonna be so fucking bad for my psyche i can feel it
JUST WATCH3D @barackTrollbama WRIT3 A WR3STLING MOV3 INTO LAW L3T'S GOOO #historyInTheMaking #IWasHere #thatsMyPresident mew~ 💖✨
img etting light headed yealling so much
THERES ALWAYS SOME BULLSHIT GOING ON IN THE AUDIENCE.
IM HAVING A BLAST MYSELF HERE, THIS SHIT IS FUN TO WATCH.
that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant
‡ @ǁ«illerjeff and @normalpuppet should ǁ«iss. this is my wisdom ‡
i really do love talking to myself im never gonna shut the fuck up
that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay that evil twink will pay #dailyaffirmationz
this is amazing.
I DO NEED A NEW SHIRT MINE GOT STAINED WHEN I SLAMMED A WATERMELON OVER MY HEAD. IM LIKE, I THINK IN THE FRONT LEANING ON THE RAILINGS.
I'm not at Eridanweek, my shirt is removed. Will you still come over sans a fresh shirt?
writing your fave birthing Ssso many eggSss and you cant Ssstop me
|| ALL OF THE STORES ARE OUT | I THINK HE FUCKING BOUGHT ALL THE OIL | OVER ||
D<OOL!! #yum #e<idanweek #plea?eplea?eplea?eplea?e #inmymealtunnel
FREE. FRESHLY THROWN MELONS FOR CONSUMPTION AT THE EVENT. #MELONSOUT
a rather interesting concept for a toy and one i enjoyed trying out. you can get it at honkerz sex shop, owned by @gigglingGaffle full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe to my account. i'll be adding this dildo to my usual rotation. #nsfw #collab [Link] [The link leads to a professional account more intended for this kind of use. The post has a five minute video attached to it.] [Its a shoulders down shot. He's nude from the waist down, only adorned by the black fitted tanktop that doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. He has a glass dildo in hand, the inside swirling with bright orange wax as he holds it close to the camera. He tips it this way and that, letting the color move and give off that proper lava lamp effect that is unique to this toy. After about 30 seconds of this, he settles back into the pillows, lifting the tanktop to put the hem into his mouth off camera, showing off a range of scars, varying from his double incision that went all the way across his chest, some strife scars littering his body, and of course his death scar just a bit above the middle his double incision. His free hand follows down over his body before reaching his thighs. Eryk spreads his legs, his hole in perfect view of the camera. He has a vertical clitoral hood piercing sitting oh so nicely above his t-dick. With that free hand, he seperates the folds and teases the toy just at the entrance. After a moment he sinks the dildo in, a faint hitch of his breath as the swirling colors start to disappear inside him. He hilts to the toy's base, taking a moment to himself to get used to it. Then he pulls it out... back in... setting a nice slow and deliberate pace. With each movement of the toy, he lets out moans and pants, muffled slightly by the tank in his mouth. Occasionally he can even get a pathetic little whimper out of himself, his body shaking a bit with each thrust of the toy. Towards the end of the video, he presses it in deep, keeping it there for a moment. His chest rises and falls quickly as he tries not to finish just yet, groaning as he denies himself. Eryk slowly, almost painfully so, pulls the dildo out of himself, his thighs shaking just a bit as it comes out. He scoots closer to the camera, holding the toy up once again. The orange has turned into a bright yellow, still swirling just as much as it had at the beginning. His hands are a bit shakier this time as he shows it off, but its at least steady enough to allow the viewer to see. He gives the camera a thumbs up and the video ends.]
I ^m quite fond of hunting it turns out. Ironic considering I ^m ^ctu^lly ^ veget^ri^n, mostly due to t^ste more th^n ^nything else. They should m^ke competitive hide ^nd seek to ^ccommod^te my interests.
I am at 18 blocks to my person that I am aware of. My power is growing exponentially.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK IT DO BOTH.
「Sxmetimes it's better tx live in the mxment, rather than spend 'em trying tx capture them all.」
regulr style gets boring sometimes lol :3
^If you are cruel to pigeons, you should suffer. VViolently.^
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
:33 < LIVE NEWS COVERAGE! Join us LIVE at the ringside of #rumblenight when THREE TITANS CLASH!!! Be sure to follow @beforianTimes to get ALL the hottest coverage where NOTHING WILL GO WRONG!! I mewself will be purrsonally commentating over the event along with the other casters. We hope to s33 mew there! #eridanw33k https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92250a533eae.png
jack it so much your dick stops working theres no consequences #nsfw #lie
I think that boring average secretary is going to try to kill me. <3 I love being on someone else's mind.
//_next_time_i_draw_him... i'll_chub_him_up, i_think_he'd_look_wonderful
// I should have given fozzer more chub...
How do y'all take your coffee?
♰ i think having a large, deeper voiced troll begging for me quietly in my ear with their bulge in my hand would mellow some things out for me this evening... maybe... #nsfw ♰
<body> ** there is no such thing as good posture. there is only optimal posture for what you're doing. so you keep your straight back and set shoulders for walking in fucking parades or whatever, and you leave me alone when i hunch over at my desk. </body>
:33< do mew suppaws clowns call it the hehehemeowspectrum?
much llike your image on my feed, these peoplle will strugglle to embed themsellves into any nook anywhere
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA BLOW SPIT BUBBLES AROUND THE BASE OF MY BULGE WHILE I EAT TROLL RAISING CANE'S AND GET CANE'S SAUCE NASTY STYLE ALL OVER MY FACE LIKE A MUTHAHAFUCKING ANIMAL? #nsfw
I'vE GOTTA GeT FreakieR #nsfw (ish)
// I know for a while people HC him as Slavic, I am keeping that. He has an accent, but it's unique to Alternia; if heard on Earth, it would sound Slavic, but no one would be able to pinpoint where he's from specifically.
need that man whimpering pathetic style on it #nsfw
:iF IM EATING YOU OUT AND YOUR ARENT PULLING ON MY VERY MANLY PONY TAIL WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM #NSFW:
:33 < femdom hunks. :33 < some of them want mew to. :33 < purrsonally...i like it when a hunk tries to dom me :33 < only to find out they've b33n my purrey the whole time.
I_don't_go_into_the_city_that_often, so_I_decline_the_offer_but_thank_you.
~leaving my hive door vvide open in the hopes a clovvn vvill take interest and come inside
decided it was wayyyy easier to imagine that everyone else is the problem and im not ;o) its a really eye opening outlook on life
Since_I_saw_some_people_sharing_their_pictures. I_figured_I'd_share_one. __https://64.media.tumblr.com/187d807c51a60e1ed7b6cb88f50b2432/892f3eab37ebc1ee-a3/s1280x1920/c2063c41f6000cf8da0a5c27b68b9a982532371a.png
@gracefulGleamer thⓘs bⓘtch and then we actually dⓘd t໑໑ the fuckⓘng audacⓘty
damn if i knew every༄ne in this bitch was s༄ h༄rny i w༄ulda j༄ined up s༄༄ner
~i need troll leon kennedy in my nook #nsfvv
:33< i looooooove pitch furlirting with peopurr :33< t33h33 what are mew gonna do about it huh? :33< cry huh? like a baby? :33< come into my hive and put meow in my purrlace huh? :33< so fun so fun so fun :33c :33< #nsfw ish
•ᴥ- very true. not many do it how i do it. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- one clown, two horns. honk honk. -ᴥ•
hav u considered getting sum bitches 2 fill it
:33 < Prowling...
B33 < i mean i got tiddies, but that doesnt mean im a girl either
Eh, rumblespheres are overrated
i know at lleast one seadweller that does NOT mind this llmao
✨🍭🕷️ okay??? #justice for flat girls, jeez 🕷️🍭✨
B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png
You’re going in the kennel
Looking at pictures of freshly hatched gru8s makes me sick!! Why are you so slimely!!!!!!!! ew.
Sømeøne gøt mad at me tøday, jøke's øn them, ! støle the!r anger beføre they were even døne yell!ng. #th!eføfrage
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
Now I know what a watermelon feels like
((I love writing bro porn for me. <3 #nsfw oops forgot </3
// boobie. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489314059407986790/image.png?ex=69cff74d&is=69cea5cd&hm=0693f65dee736de1b9ad8f4bb1757aa4690276c5b3336eb8d9b99aa5ed65faa3&
YOU'D PROBABLY BE A BAD KISMESIS IF YOU WERE FLUCTUATING BETWEEN THE TWO. IT'S NOT UNHEARD OF, BUT SOMEONE USUALLY ENDS UP DEAD.
i THINK WAXING, aSHEN IS USUALLY ONLY USED TO, dESCRIBE THE THIRD PARTY, iN THE SITUATION, uNLESS THE TWO ARE, sELF-AWARE ENOUGH, tO KNOW THEY NEED, aN AUSPICE BUT, lACK THE SELF-RESTRAINT TO SIMPLY, bREAK THINGS OFF, tHEMSELVES, bUT, tHE CLUBS DOESN'T REALLY, hATE THE TWO EXCEPT, mAYBE THINKING THEY ARE IDIOTS AND, wANTING TO STOP THEM FROM BEING, iDIOTS IS, hOW i HAVE KNOWN THIS, aND UMM, i THINK, iF YOU GENUINELY WANT TO CULL, tHE OTHER PERSON, tHEN, iF IT IS, pITCH THEN, iT IS NOT, hEALTHY, pITCH, iS, mY THOUGHT,
~do you vvant to keep tvvo people from killing each other or do you vvant to be the one doing the killing?
WHY SO MANY MOTHERFUCKERS BEING DOGS HERE? I JUST WANNA SEE SOME MIRTHFUL WORK DONE MY FRIENDS ARE PRETTY HOT THOUGH, I GOTS TA ADMIT
- Holy freaking MOLY, amm I excited for tonight's live performmance of "In Which Two Casually Engaged Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Land; Intended to Captivate the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Unmmediated Battles Are Thusly Interrupted By the "Referee" in Order to Leave the Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode" 😆 - Anyone else??? #EridanWeek 😁😁🙌🎃♠️
It's a ≈onder they let you back in. Best of luck, don't blo≈ your chances again
•ᴥ- lots of bulges to rate came through last light. the average was a 6.2/10 the exception? -‿- i'll never tell. #nsfw -ᴥ•
maybe quitting troll hot topic and starting an onlytrolls is the way to go #nsfw
@HANDSOMEBALLADEER WHY DON'T YOU PUT MY ENTIRE THRASHING BULGE. SLIPPING IN AND OUT. OF YOUR TATTERED GILLS. IN LOOPING GIF FORM. ON YOUR PROFILE. SINCE OBVIOUSLY. YOU WANT ME BAD ENOUGH. NOT ONLY. TO STEAL MY UNMATCHED CONTENT. BUT TO INSULT ME. AND MY BITING. INCISIVE. HIGH QUALITY POST. WITH A FLUSHED REACT. #NSFW #GILLFUCKING #WADERABUSE #YOUWANTMESOBAD #ITMAKESYOULOOKSTUPID #ANDYOUCUTOFFMYPOST #ANDYOUMADEMESOUNDSTUPID #VIOLENCE #KILLING #DIE
#BIGFATA$$ privat viewing pawty was a sma$$h HIT ! cummin 2 da publix tmw xo) on chit && trolltube keep ya peeperz out && GIT REDDY 2 SLAM
#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana
•ᴥ- need a laughsassin all up in my business. -‿- -ᴥ•
mcq is on evveryone shut the fuck up and wwatch the livvestream #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant
I need to suck that thang, sigh. #nsfw
anyone quite got any requests for pics? tips sure are appreciated but ehh ill do shit fer free #nsfw
Finally among the crowd at #eridanweek. I must admit to being charmed by the high spirits of the attendees. In fact, someone from the VIP section just fed me a sugar cube! How whimsical is that!
yeah so anywways i got relegated to fuckin chopped livver status at the festivval today at #eridanwweek wwont stop me from sellin these soldogs at a discount rate get em wwhile theyre cold
Yesssssss. Would it help if I say I forbid you from posting nook?
I HAVE GOT TO GET MY BULGE SUCKED. #NSFW
FORM AN ORDERLY LINE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK HIGHBLOODS. LITERALLY FUCK A HIGHBLOOD. FUCK A PURPLEBLOOD TODAY. RIGHT NOW. BOUNCE ON MY SHIT. :o/ #nsfw
if i die they're senndinng mme to the ironn bellowsac for mmy trannsgressionns againnst nnature
If y'all aint ki22ing your bro2 goodlight lik3 what th3 fuck ar3 you 3v3n doing???
http2://i.ibb.co/7drQN9zp/imag32.jpg 2om3tim32 i f33l lik3 thi2
bourbon street chicken and shrimp #yum #food
ive had some #drinks im considering getting up to some #attentionseekingbehavior again whats good
i jUsT AtE So mOtHeR FuCkInG MuCh. My bElLy iS So mOtHeR FuCkInG BiG RiGhT NoW I'M LiKe lAyInG On mY BaCk lIkE A FlIpPeD OvEr sHeLl bEaSt bRoThErS.
1nt3rn St4c33 h4s b3tr4y3d m3 for th3 s4k3 of th3 b1t.
#True?
i am here at eridan wweek after party albeit fashionably late if any awwe inspiring wwizards or wwizard aficionados wwould like to come i wwould lovve to see you #wwoke #wwizards #zoology #rawwrmeansilovveyouinwwizard
youre in hiZ hedge fund im inZide him #MyOwnPoZt #nZfw
me af as fuck /ref https://i.postimg.cc/m2cC9jcc/larp.jpg
think id do well being experimented on. weird sexual style #nsfw
:33 < PHILOSOPHY CORNER! From the wise words of Troll Buddha "We are all just here to pail"! #nsfw
Here is the promised tit. Ya'll only get one cause some people hated the original post. So only one boob. https://64.media.tumblr.com/09b0bdd66d08d1f2737df40c71254c5b/f9643e2216d2b76c-66/s1280x1920/fb68c66e1b6ff15a6cbde9dc2628450e57df73db.png #nsfψ
// -fights trizza not to call every dualscar she interacts with peepaw dual-
post workout #nsfw #substance [What follows is a few pictures of him shirtless, in tight shorts that showed off everything he clearly wanted to. His neck and chest were flushed, and his mouth was visible just enough to show a cigarette hanging from his lips, smoke drifting from the tip. He had a towel over his shoulder and a bottle of what appeared to be electrolyte water in his free hand.]
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
X You ever picked someone up by the hips and sucked their dick while you held them up in the air? No? Yeah me neither pass the shine #nsfw #substance x
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PROMISE? :o)
Ayy LmaΩ Wassup my peeps all H|ghs n LΩws HΩws it gΩing???
im one of the acclaimed bad girls on your chi77r feed. love ripping pushers out with my teeth and spi77ing them out before they stop beating </3
~horrible man here! give me your attention
shoutout to horrible wommenn #wommennsrightsANNDwommennswronngs #femminnismm #wommann
I support women's rights as well as women's wrongs.
I'm really just doing my own thing here.
Thinking of good girls and even worse girls lately #nsfw #girlsrights #girlswrongs
Send the SCP detachment of the Secret Service.
:33 < Some of you love dropping love letters in my PMs! And befurr any of you reply with apologies, did I say to stop?
a vampire stroking your hair as theyre fangs deep in your neck. #nsfw i guess
Hellx friends xn Chittr!!! I have been infxrmed by a bridge trxll that it is "Man-Chest Wednesday"...??? I wxuld usually refrain but I have been txld participatixn is mandatxry!!! Sxxx... X))) https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/331c73ade3cd...png #nsfw
Just kidding. You were all #PRANKED! I am, and will always continue to, endorse the Yaoi and the Yuri. I would never be banned from interacting with content that is so important to my valued constituents! That would be silly.
job intrview went gr8 accordin 2 calibron, i get 2 be alpha whore
i be ponderin this orb so fucking hard also wtf do you do with people who dont know their colors why are they so wrong
I Am Not An A Pril Fool
⚡being the third leaf in an auzpizticizm iz kinda juzt doing moirail dutiez double time but idt zociety'z ready for that converzation.⚡
HOW SOME OF YOU DUMB FUCKS ON HERE SEE YOUR SELVES. AFTER SAYING THE DUMBEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ AT ME, LIKE IT'S ANY THING TO BE PROUD OF. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/02801F7BEA23.PNG
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
≈ On the dashboard, straight up #tagging it. ≈
#IMCOMING https://images2.imgbox.com/5f/e7/5s3YuqHD_o.png
heard we were p/)sting dik pics s/) uh here #nsfw https://i.pinimg.c/)m//)riginals/cc/e0/40/cce04047db45f5ed8de67df27e1222e3.jpg
yall juZt hate me cuZ my aZZ iZ phat and voluptuouZ and my bulge iZ too and youre jealouZ #nZfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M ALWAYS INAPPROPRIATE AND I'M ALWAYS HAHARD. CAN'T TELL ME NOT TO BE EITHER. #nsfw
maybe i COULD do numberZ on onlyfrondZ :thonK: #nZfw
my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw
Lovely. More?
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
i apologize, my appendages were somewhere else. #horrorterrors #nsfw
#nsfw jerkin off my computer by pullin at its wires aggresisvely tryin 2 get it 2 work
some people say that jadebloods are submissive and agreeable but ill bust your globe in if given the chance and put your ashes in my po77ery
i should fuck more older men. add that to consistent hobbies instead of the occasional treat #nsfw
On this day of celebration, I say to you; Be merry, be well, and be with your friends. Laugh heartily and without restraint.
B33 < they call me davepeta beclaws I pet-a the daves
#nsfwe #gore from some aftermath with someone pretty recently + #cw-self-harm for healed scars normally i don't post anything with my bulge uncurled, but you know what they say about emos https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e433281b9916.png
I AM BEING SHOVED IN THE DARK GREEN ROOM FOR MY PRANKS AND JOKES I'VE PLAYED. IM SORRY ABOUT THE BEAR AND THE BOAR I RELEASED.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE FASTEST WAY TO THEIR HEART IS THROUGH THEIR STOMACH. THE FASTEST WAY TO THEIR STOMACH IS THROUGH THEIR WASTECHUTE. SIZE MATTERS. #nsfw
(^･ω･^) <(^･Ω･^) < LET TROLLBAMA INTERACT WITH YURI AND YAOI SHIPS AGAIN!!! #PROTESTING #TROLLBAMA #SHIPPING #YURI #YAOI
♯mapledonut
if i magicallY tчrned into a spider one night, i expect Yoч to pчt me in Yoчr maw and chew #horror
D --> I think we could all learn some things from Normalpeta
⏾⋆.˚⊹ ࣪ ˖ hey gΔng. i hΔve been lying Δbout my blood color. i Δm not Δ limeblood. Δpril fools. i hΔve tricked you. for legΔl purposes i Δm still not Δ limeblood. in fΔct i don't exist. i hΔve not pΔid my tΔxes. ever. ༉‧₊˚✧.*
wWw i keep mizzzzclicking hate and love buttonzz FUCK wWw
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
I'm sufficiently horny. #nsfw
PE0PLE MIGHT THINK THAT IM N0T VERY SMART. THAT IM N0T VERY STR0NG EITHER. THEY MIGHT ALS0 THINK IM N0T PARTICULARLY CHARMING T00 AND THAT I D0NT HAVE A L0T 0F M0NEY. PE0PLE MIGHT ALS0 THINK THAT I L00K WEIRD! AND TH0SE MIGHT ALL BE TRUE, BUT I TRY VERY HARD! AND USUALLY FAIL! BUT THEN I WILL JUST TRY AGAIN EVEN HARDER! AND TH0SE FEW TIMES I SUCCEED ARE THE TIMES I HAVE EN0UGH CAEGARS T0 SPEND AT WAFFLE HIVE!!!!! 🐺
ya ive noticed and i might as well b waving a giant neon sign like "HELLO RIGHT HERE COME HERE IM HERE YES PROCEED"
you're welcome to the felt by the way for helping them have the unique experience of dying permanently a first time.
P30PL3 SH0ULD B3 0P3N T0 B31NG CRUSH3D BY RUBBL3 M0R3 0FT3N
~)It can be more fun when it's mutual! #nsfwe(~
Can recommend.
I don't know what a kismesis is but hatefuck is a universal language I can get behind #nsfw
ok, ok someone paid me a pretty penny to turn around. #nsfw (Art: mistressviri [deactivated], also pretend he has top surgery scars I cannot find any good trans bro fanart lol) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b376eb8ecdb.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOING TO THE MUTHAHAFUCKING GAS STATION TO PICK UP AN OUNCE FROM MY GOLDFISH GUY, HE'S ALSO SELLING ME AN EIGHTH OF E. YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING? #substance
disappointin lack of mens boobeis on my tl :/// #nsfw #womeninmensfields #iwasgonnamimiconeofcronusspostsbutim2lazy #lol
Does
back. #nsfw (implied) (Art: buffpapijohn [deactivated]) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e24e5a66b354.jpg
It kind of runs in the family.
~greetings from #eridanvveek https://files.catbox.moe/19vvkvv4.png
not so far, but. i ain't scared'a no claws and teeth~
may as well get back t' postin' my cock out, huh? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de2bc4b83bc4.png
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! ERIDAN AMPORA, TROLL BRUNO MARS, TROLL JERMA985 AND THE HANDWICH MAN HAVE EITHER BEEN OFFICIALLY RETURNED OR ARE BEING REANIMATED AS WE SPEAK FOR #erdianw33k!!!! #wecame!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SO ARE YOU UPLIFTING MY SPIRITS OR WHAHAT? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IMMINENTLY APPROACHING ERIDANWEEK VENUE. THIS IS A THREAT.
We see your Chitts, we know You're Not Okay / You're not o-fucking-kay We'll carry on. And we'll see you at #eridanweek. https://i.imgur.com/lzhKQEQ.png
↘️my doughnut is stale.↘️
having a secret illicit rendezvous at work. (got a delivery of the paneer tikka masala again.)
punch people who dont respect your fucking boundaries you are seriously better than this shit and it pisses me off that you dont know your own self worth if some jackass is writing shit on your sketchbook near your fucking art punch them square in the face they fucking deserve that shit dont even fucking play with me about that shit you are have so much worth over a fuckface who doesnt care about your opinions beliefs or you fuck people #violence #rant
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
Watched Her Imperial Con kill a bitch, DAMN, daleee
dØ yØu ever feel like a bØuncy hØuse, drifting thrØugh the wind, wanting tØ bØunce again? #eridanweek
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
ate a mushroom, , , waiting for the side effects, , , #substance
I'm scared of her (Wwhoa, -oa, noooo) The jade baddie in the skirt (It's an ancestral memory) #EridanWweek
VAGUE POSTER SPOTTED. ELIMINATE TARGET IMMEDIATELY
"DAMN" - TROLL KENDRICK
Take a moment to tell someone important to you that you love them. Life is too short to miss that opportunity.
the cat hiding [knowledge even more sinister and frightening than Acorn’s]? She still didn’t see him. “Where’s the black cat that [has been terrorizing us since this fateful] morning?” she said. Dr. Crandal looked around the office, too. “Isn’t he here?” he said[, the panic rising in his voice.] [Pawnee] came into the office. [Her blood ran cold when she saw that Anna was alive once more. But not literally cold in the sense of reptiles’ blood. She could still thermoregulate with the best of them.] “Where’s the black cat?” asked Anna. “Dr. Crandal got him out of the fire,” [Pawnee said, casting an uncertain glance at Pam. Pam mouthed, “Later.”] “Then what happened?” asked Anna. [Pawnee] thought for a second. “Brandy started to [admit to his many horrible crimes and murders],” she said. “I put the cat down [and gagged Brandy. The time for confession is later. Trust me. I know what I’m doing.] When I looked back, the cat was gone.” Anna felt [the] shiv[ that she kept in her pocket]. “Do you think the cat ran back into the fire?” she asked Dr. Crandal. “Like horses do?” Dr. Crandal shook his head. “No,” he answered. “[No animal but a horse would be idiotic enough to do that. God damn are horses stupid. Jesus Christ.” Pawnee pulled Pam aside as Anna and the doctor tended to the pets. “What the Christ-loving fuck happened to Anna?” she whispered. “I don’t know,” Pam said. “She seems unchanged so far. But who knows what she brought back from the Other Side with her?”] #DetectivePony
i alMost choked on a chip, this world wants Me dead
// i hate davejade so fucking much i'm sorry
if y0u want me t0 write m0re weird p0rn my rates are 2 caegars per w0rd. unless i d0n't feel like it, then i w0n't d0 it. #nsfw
that2 what th3 liquor i2 for #2ub2tanc3
<3-Happy-trans-Invincible-day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/40b9ae8f5697.png
Saying Mr Pibb is better .o°r even the same as D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper is just an.o°ther instance .o°f medi.o°cre men being given credit f.o°r the ast.o°unding w.o°rk .o°f the w.o°men in their field
i might havve some kinda gender goin on but i havve too much pent up anger an too many pairs a stupid pants to wwear to think about that right noww
This has been a day of...many revelations. Promises made.I am a very lucky troll. Even though the start of the day went...quite awry. Nothing will keep me down now.
// hi chat, just a quick update in regards to the selfie meme & the submissions: // kinda went on a drawing bender the last couple of days and am starting to feel some fatigue (icarus moment) so i'm gonna take a day or 2 to just Chill. i am pretty committed to drawing every submission i got though so rest assured i will get to yours! ty for your understanding mwah
((No way i forgot abt trans day of visibility, today is literally my day #ilovebeingtrans <3))
im using any of the pronouns now FYI #HeSheThey
she took mmmmy dignity in the divorce
https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/IMG_6767.jpeg
theres downsides to being a bird but i could eat the spiciest pepper out there and feel nothing about it so whos really winning here
a ♯digitalizedsymbol meant to ♯invokefear my suggestion would be to ♯wardyourself & ♯salt your ♯hive
iIi need a beer, a ciIigarette and a kiIismesiIis to step on me #nsfw
update: GRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
oKAY NOW, iS MY PROFILE IMAGE, sTILL COOL?
//I love how this website is just an insane fandom circle jerk of weird and incomprehensible bits. When I called this website a peitray dish as aradia I fucking meant it. I'm so here for it
It's nooot my time yet! (Uh) #LockedOutOfHeaven #EridanWeek
(Uh) I couldn't help but notice you from other there, -ere... (I scrolled up, girl)
(( genuinely love coming back after a few days to hella updates to the site we love u mods
Hey, girl... (Ooh) I think you might be a lil confused to see me (Girl) The Maid of Life brought me baaaaack, -ack #GodWasShowingOff
they cant put me in a home because if they do ill get bitey
I FUCKING HATE YOU ERIDAN. I AM GOING TO COME RIP YOUR FUCKING FINS OFF AND MAKE SURE YOU NEVER HAVE A WEEK TO YOURSELF EVER AGAIN. #violence #gore
Some people are SO obsessed with those who have more than them. Pathetic, pathetic, PATHETIC! I'M GOING HOME!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM THE HOES AND I AM NEVER SCARED OF ANYTHING. :o)
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my high w0re 0ff and n0w i'm g0ing t0 g0 bash my f0rehead int0 the nearest flat surface until s0mething happens. g00d night 0r g00d m0rning 0r whatever happy #eridanweek. #substance
#THROWBACKTUESDAY TO THE TIME I GOT GUTTED LIKE A FISH. GOOD MEMORIES.
think youre real slick and got me figured out huh wwell youd be right im on my knees here beggin for a wwhiff a flirtations sent my wway
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM. #VIOLENCE
they dont want you to know this but a microwave is a toy you can play with
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) ugh I know! #hottrolljustiͻe ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
#allbulgesandnooksaregood
wWw not to doubt you friend but are you zzure it'zz not juzzt zzome zzort of made up zzpeciezz from a fantazzy book wWw
ahh oh god just woke up from a nightmare where my pajamas werent made of spun gold and my blankets werent made of a million $100 bills delicately sewn together fuck someone hold me that was so scary
W.o°rst part ab.o°ut n.o°t being a c.o°mplete buff°o.o°nery is n.o°t being able t.o° c.o°rrect pe.o°ple wh.o° are c.o°mplete buff.o°o.ns with.o°ut being seen as an upstart .o°r a b w.o°rd
slept like a rock fuuuck okay four hours of sleep is fine right what isnt fine is this aint my goddamn room i thought i took a cab hive
CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #39 • “jane and eridan take turns wearing the feferi wig.“
JU$T FOUND OUT ABOUT THI$ HUMAN INVENTION "NIPPLE$". $HITDAMN THEY $OUND $O COOL, I WI$H WE HAD THEM. I WANNA GET THE PIERCING$.
um. you heard iit here fiir2t? maybe? https://i.ibb.co/qLCRWc5v/image.png
iim 2o fuckiing glad iim not at eriidanweek but at lea2t the da2hwatchiing ii2 good.
finna start hatin on this party just craws i missed my time to get an invite
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
TO ANYONE ATTENDING #ERIDANWEEK; I WISH YOU A SAFE TRIP HOME OR IN ANY GENERAL DIRECTION AWAY FROM THE EVENT. SEND POST.
I would consider it, as the kids say "just keeping it real"
I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY A TRUSTED INFORMANT ON THE GROUND THAT #ERIDANWEEK DOES IN FACT HAVE NOT ONLY #VIOLENCE BUT #CRIMES OCCURING ON, AROUND, *AND* DURING THE EVENT! I AM IMMENSELY SADDENED BY THIS NEWS AND WOULD LIKE TO WITHDRAW MY ATTEMPT TO INVEST AND MY SPIRITUAL ENDORSEMENT OF THE EVENT. SEND POST.
SOMEONE PUSHED ME OFF THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE. #eridanweek
🜂 | Who here remembers a dainty little diversion from life called "FIDUSPAWN"? 🜂 | I remember my first OOGONIBOMB. it was a GREAT OOGONIBOMB I used to spawn an adorable little CUFLATTEPHANT. since then it inspired a sort of mania. not just in me. but all of Alternia as well. a fanatical craze. enough to require a manufacturer's label warning against overhatching! 🜂 | That's when the creators got the bright and not at all lazy as all shit idea to eschew gestating new monsters. opting instead for new cards, spawntechs, and lengthily protracted legal battles with copycats, like PLAYMATEWORLD. 🜂 | All of this to say. if you aren't doing something transformative, new, and incredible, people only remember you for the glory days, and not the gory days in front of you. think about it. yestersweep's paychecks can't pay tomorrow's rent. 🜂 | Stay relevant or stay out of the way for those who are. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #IAlreadyAm #TheVeryBest #ThatNoOneEverWas #ToCatchThemIsMyRealTest #ToMinistrangleIsMyCause #FIDUSPAWN 🟢ϟ ◕ ˕ ◕ ϟ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is NOSTALGIZING.
NOT ONLY WOULD THAT BE AN UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNT OF EFFORT, BUT IT WOULD ALSO SEVERELY DAMAGE A LOT OF MY RELATIONSHIPS, IF NOT ALL OF THEM. AND IT WOULD ALSO PROBABLY BE IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE SHE'S PROBABLY EVIL AND WAY STRONGER THAN ME IN SOME OF THEM. BUT THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, EVEN IF IT DIDN'T HELP.
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/6R9S2X.PNG ALL OF THESE BLASTED YOUNG'INS ARE POSTING THEIR FITS FOR THIS #ERIDENWEEK. MY CLOCK KNOCKER OF AN EMPRESS SAID I SHOULD SHARE MY FINEST WEARS
I'M GOING BACK IN TIME. TO HIT THE CLOWN CONCERT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. IF YOU SEE MY TIME CLONES. STAY AWAY. THOSE BITCHES ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS INSANE.
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BARS.
confession #12- i think eridanweek is a cover up for tax fraud lol
bitches love my #masculine #tits [ #nsfw i guess]